Tori Amos editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcBBalxGMDU
This is the one.
THIS is the thread.
need a bit of cock-in-fanny
>>216582977>posted 61 seconds after the link in the old
>>216582928>>216582944Wonder what GTA 6 will be like. I imagine they'll just instakill you if you run over too many black NPCs
>>216583007They'll make you play a non-white character or even a woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YnPf0tqaiY
>>216583007I still don't understand the morality behind games not letting players kill children like in the newer Fallout games but it's fine to just gun down random innocent adults
>>216583015
>>216582981>don't remember anyone saying faggot though except in the ballad of gay tonyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2SOz3uBqns
yay
>>216583007No but we're going to hear about it from npcs this time
ha ha yay it's the funny red haired lady with the big mouth
>>216583035only occurred to me recently that mallory wasn't actually attracted to vlad but was actually scared of him and only shagged him so he wouldn't hurt roman
>>216583007Zoomers unironically believe that killing an NPC in GTA is morally the same as killing a human IRL.Absolutely fucking lost generation.
2016mong just activated
>At least four prisoners freed in error still at large, BBC toldSimply not a serious country
>>216583074gman isn't a zoomer, he's like 40
>>216583074Ah yes because one random freak on twitter is the sole representative of the entire generation
It feels like dude was burned by everyone
this fucking clip ain't it bruh
We might need an update to the pony image now.
>>216583105It not right
>>216583110what happened to his car?
i wonder if the pinkie one got arrested again >.<
>>216583106He is culturally a zoomer. He behaves in a zoomish manner.Just look at his style of speech:>DIS AINT IT BRUH!!!That's zoomer.>DUDE SHOULD BE ON A WATCH LISTThat's zoomer.>>216583108The vast majority of zoomoids agree with that sentiment.
>>216583123I don't know anything about this ancient freak
>>216583131It's mileage has stayed the same while Mrs Kirk's hasn't apparently
>>216583136he was here yesterday>>216583143me neither tbf I was a bit confused
>>216583136Who???
sydney sweeney is lucky she has glorious chebbage because she's actually quite ugly
>>216583131nothing? it's just a random picture on the internet of dusty cars in dubai airport or something like that
welcome to /brit/i know you won't break the rulesTHERE AREN'T ANY
why are people talking about ponies unprompted now
the crime news section of glasgow is quite colourfulintriguing place
>>216583187because we like them
>>216583165tobert
>>216583184Love me chebs Love footy Hate jews Not racist just don't like em Simple as
>>216583184She's not ugly. But she's not particularly fascinating either.She looks like the sort of girl who would've been a part of the "popular"/"social elite" clique when I was in secondary school.She has that kind of "everyday pretty" look that makes a woman stand out in her teenage years, but not long after.
>>216583190Don't be coy bong. Glasgow and London were both good cities worth visiting prior to immigration.
>>216583190>the defendant is reported to have said "giz yir fuckin... giz yir bucky an giz yir deep fried mars bar an aw"
>>216583199Wait, was he arrested before? Wuh happen?
>>216583187horses and horse-adjacent creatures are cool animals tbf
>>216583213>but not long after.she's 28, dude
>>216583213she has weird shaped eyes, she looks like her face is partially melted like she had a stroke or summat
still remembwr gtaii like yesterday
>>216583215I'm not being racist you mong I mean lively and active>Glasgow man arrested over 'youth exploitation' after £50k worth of alcohol 'stolen'>Paisley nursery teacher and drag queen charged for indecent messages to children >Woman accused of murdering elderly aunt at Lanarkshire home 'forced part of pen through eyelid'>Boy, 13, rushed to hospital after Paisley stabbing as police follow 'positive line of enquiry'all current headlines in the local news
>>216583215literally every european city from paris to stockholm
arent zoomers 25 years old now? Why are they still talking like they're 16? what a pathetic runt generation
>>216583232he disappeared for a few days this week and when he came back he was ranting about the government and sex with female police officers so yeah
@216583259what is ts unc saying blud pmo :skull:
>>216583234Yes? Did I stutter?She's 28. I'm older than her. My point wasn't about her youth.My point was that a woman like her stands out when you're in your teenage years, and you have a limited amount of girls to ogle over at your school or college.When you grow up, and go out into the world, a woman like her is no longer remarkable - physically speaking.>>216583238Yup. She looks a bit demented.
>>216583215Glasgow was always a shit hole, retard. Stop talking out of your arse
>>216583260yeah but he always talks about sex, he's a horny bugger
>>216583251Are you from Scotland? I'd gladly trade places with you. You get to view this shit woke diversity through a screen still, while i must pass it daily and pretend like it doesn't disgust me to my core to see the land my ancestors carved out of nothing turned into horse shit.
whats the next generation garn be called then?
>>216583278we're all fae somewhere hen x
>>216583282Starts with an N
>>216583290;)
>>216583259>arent zoomers 25 years old now? Why are they still talking like they're 16? what a pathetic runt generationZoomoids believe they live in eternal youth. They believe they will always be the trendsetters.They also, weirdly, seem to all think they are black. You could meet a pasty-white 100% Anglo-Saxon chap living in Surrey, aged 18, and he will be conversing in the exact same slang that a teenaged Afro-American living in Los Angeles called Tyreese would do.There is something seriously, deeply, fundamentally wrong with these "people". They honestly need lobotomies.
>>216583296crack?
>Also the cadence of your prose has a kind of african rhythm to it if you read it back in a london roadman accent like this:
i dont even know what sydney sweeney has done of any repute to be talked aboutmind bogglinglikewhat did she do on tv film that was goodliterally nuffinkthis is problem with like fame these dayspeople arent famous for doing stuff anymorethey are famous because they artificially engineer their own notorietyfullon kafkaesque
boomersxoomersyoomerszoomersalphoomersbetoomerssimple as
>>216583316bet this sounded really funny in your head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfP1gGsfIjk
>>216583315she's been in loads of things
>>216583329wasn't supposed my funny my old mucker, simply an accurate explanation of the way things are
>>216583329umm i thought was funny>>216583339you didnt even name oneexactly my pointsimple fuggin as
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1761271315470865.mp4
>>216583353wish you'd stop posting this.
>>216583356Does it remind you of someone?
>>216583314insane post
>>216583363shane mcgowan
>>216583353I don't get it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkubQCI4FxoSeventeen-and-a-half years old...
went to all night garage in my swedish military surplus arctic coathad it open, in just a t-shirt and trousers, no thermalsi'm drenched in sweatthose swedes don't fuck aroundit was like walking down the street wrapped in a duvet
>>216583363sort of, there's a guy on tiktok that looks like him but they're not the same guy
>>216583381https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMeIUNcCUjE
>>216583351ery famous things i've seen that she's been in>handmaid's tale>euphoria>white lotusmaybe you just don't watch things
l'm so depressed. l need to have a passionate love affair before the year is over.
would love tae shag sophie thatcher up the fanny
>>216583396Why does his face look so fat now?
>>216583420grow up mate
>>216583391they're selling these used for 300?i got mine for about 40 quid brand newdon't get scammed lads
>>216583422because he's 60
>>216583391it's like 10-15c why would you go out in an arctic coat
>>216583415As far as Newgrounds goes, the greatest thing that website ever produced was the beautiful thing called MS Paint Brawl/Super Paint Brawl.None of you here will know what that means. But it was the central formative part of my life.
why does every poster talking about fashion read like an exaggerated homosexual fairyoooo got my jacket for the winter
brainberg gone all weird
>>216583426shut up nigger
>>216583447honestly very true
>>216583415
Been doing some research and come to the conclusion Michael Jackson was indeed a nonce
>>216583443for me it was ebolaworld
>>216583474there was a recording of the families openly conspiring to make up accusations, michael would never do that to the children a-hee hee
i was born in 2007
i was born on the dublin streets
Saw one of those headlines here or maybe on the internet, yeah that's what it was, must've been. Didn't read the article of course.
>>216583499i was born in 1991
>>216583499yunc status
>>216583499I was born in 1996.But my SOUL belongs to 2007.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_DV9b0x7v4This song is absolute zoomer repellent. When they hear this, they run screaming to the hills like rats.
i was born in 1992
anyone want to me up to play some shuttlecock
>>216583523https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2ZgOIoFZSc
>>216583513>>216583520mutton dressed as lamb retirement home escapee unc ass niggas
>>216583534>unc ass niggasYou are not black. Post hand.
I was born in Carlisle, but I was made in the Royal Navy.
hi
>>216583537>You are not blackcorrect. problem NIGGER?
>>216583442i'm a daftythought it'd be cold out since it's novembermy other coats are too light anyway
so glad I never had kids. imagine wanting your kids to grow up around niggers, kikes, jeets and all the other beastfolk of the subhuman rainbow
get them watered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9r5hx47kxMPhenomenal song.Zoomers don't know what it felt like to witness the revival of Mario in 2017.
>>216583543should be illegal to have military adverts
>>216583574I don't want to
>>216583544...hi x
>>216583578https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNXTxZVZ4UQJust lead the way~...
>>216583574
>>216583570good afternoon racismlad
>>216583578bent cunt
>>216583403umm doesnt warrant anyfing imolike latter two fair nuffbut like just exaggerated
bit sus
>>216583620good afternoon to you to ol chap
>>216583420cor get her sauced, shagged and wankered mate
>>216583420also only good fing she was in was that pavement video
noticed that heathermong has mostly dropped the cuck stuff now
>>216583667you have to see a therapist mate
some beetles are cool but others bore me
>>216583654want to spaff in her twat and make her preggers thoughever
reckon the "ooo friend" and similar frm.inbetweeners was knicked from ricky gervais show
>>216583675grow up mate
>>216583675yea owuld love to glaze her tits arse and facejust porpa dribble allover her eyebrows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhgDibw7vB4
>>216583673therapists cause more problems than they cure *sips*
>>216583696would utterly degradate princess peaches arsefilthy slut
>>216583707
>>216583719
going on tor browser
>>216583689what's your problem mate? you a bit fucked in the head or something?you're fucked mate, nah you're fucked
>>216583733paedo alert
>>216583734you just need to sort it out. you type like an indian scammer trying his best to fit in in a brit thread after watching ESL training videos on youtubecooorrrr spaff would get er preggars am i right fellas
>>216583667no he hasn't you mong
Had to drop a quick TRVKE on the plebbit trannies
>>216583674I like rhinoceros bettle because that's who heracross is based off of, and that's based
>>216583764maybe my mind has just filtered it
ur banned bud
>>216583733
>>216582958Kek
why the fuck do yank freaks call chicken legs "wings"?
>>216583765king shit! the beastfolk need to know what they are, beasts!
>>216583765i've got loads of karma from years of just being "normal"i could tank 44 downvotes like it was nothingfeels goodi don't go on reddit though
>>216583784We don't. We call chicken legs legs or drumsticks, we call wings wings.
>>216583755i've been posting here almost daily for over 10 years matey
>>216583802And that doesnt make you an indian how?
>>216583784wings aren't legs you maniacyou've got your wingsyou've got your drumsticksdrumsticks are legswings are wings
>>216583801then how come i keep seeing them refer to what are obviously drumsticks as "wings"? they do this on hot ones btw if you need an example
>>216583814if what you say is true i'm on your sideIF what you say is true
all propositions are true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGllZszoPpQ
>>216583814Give one example of someone doing this.
who eats actual chicken wings anyway? there's no meat on them, they're shit
>>216583850shut the fuck up you boring runt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQSuXCVn1XkseasideMARK WRECK IT Cerne Abbas brewery amazing real ales de lads
>>216583847i literally just did you stupid illiterate yankoid tosspot
>>216583863tosspot? you really need to stop getting your english lessons from 90s sitcoms ranjesh
>>216583213she is not pretty but her bosom are effective women can easily achieve fame and fortune simply by having large boobs
I wish I could've been born 20 years earlier.1976 would've been an immense year to be born. Grow up in the 1980s, playing NES games. Come of age in the early '90s, listening to alt-rock and taking my first steps on the internet.I am a lost child of the late 20th century, I firmly believe that. I didn't deserve to be born in 1996, I deserve to have been born in 1976.
>>216583863I'm waiting for an example. If you don't have one then fuck off.
>>216583874i'm not a smelly curry muncher lad, i hate their sort with a passion
>>216583213Yeah nah this gal looks fine as hell here
>>216583850it's not about the meatit's the spicy crispy stuff
why dont you come with me little girl, on a magic carpet ride
>>216583213sweeners has objectively superior genes and will bear my future childrenyou will show her respect
>>216583888so it's true, it really is impossible to win an argument against an idiot
>>216583896There are a whole heap load of women who are significantly more attractive than she is.I knew girls in sixth form in south London who were more beautiful than she was/is.
Shut the fuck up, nerdShe is an easy 8
>technology advances to the point that each president of the usa will have their every word recorded and studied for generations>donald trump>joe biden>donald trumpyou've got to laugh
>>216583918ever root any of them?
>>216583932Don't take TylenolUSA is the hottest country right now
>>216583932imagine how dumb the ones before were
>>216583936Nope. I'm too self-conscious and anxious to have ever done that.
Just a matter of time until we start bombing the drug dens in the UKPeace through strength de lads
>>216583946george h w bush was head of the cia before he was president33rd degree masoni reckon he was the last one with any real power
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVrVrC7lG6M
>>216583946probably less so
currently watching my first ever nick fuentes livestreamnot sure what to make of it to be honest
pain au chocolat down the gulliver
>>216583999is this for politicians or general public
>>216584006Nice, you should check out Charlie Kirk's old stuff too while you're at it
should probably include the link too eyhttps://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2014/10/have-presidential-speeches-gotten-less-sophisticated-over-time/381410/>3. Even if you think that democratization and simple language aren't always good, there is no chance you want presidential candidates talking like George Washington.>Here is the beginning of President Washington's first inaugural address[..]>Among the vicissitudes incident to life, no event could have filled me with greater anxieties than that of which the notification was transmitted by your order, and received on the fourteenth day of the present month.actually I would quite like this
Can't decide whether to seize the day or just rot in my smelly flat like normal
>>216584006Remember that Nick Fuentes in August 2024 said that anti-immigration protests in England were a "psyop" to "distract attention from Palestine".He is not your friend. He is a third-worldist who courts attention from Arabs, Muslims and Africans. The cunt honestly deserves a bullet square in his skull ASAP.
>>216584023why>>216584027seems a bit harsh
>>216584027maybe the anti-immigrant protests were both legit and psyopanything tommy robinson gets involved in is suspect
>>216584032Charlie ran so Nick could walk as they say in London, de lad
woke up with a delightful sound of frantic barking right outside my window
still mental how a 100 year old WWII veteran practically said fighting the nazis wasn't worth the result on national telly and kate garrway had to awkwardly humour him lmao
>>216584063>charlie running>nick walkingbut doesn't imply nick is inferior? i thought he was the better one
charlie was not truly based.in the end, even he leaned left.
>>216584073he complained about a lack of freedombut if the nazis had won there would have been zero freedom
>>216584076Nick is the basically neo-nazi that's too uh, ahead of the times I suppose one might say for the populationHe has a good birthday at least, same as mine
>>216584073it wasn'timagine risking your life and watching your mates die just to see what the western world eventually turned into
>>216583900corr love a bit of steplenwofl
>>216584049>maybe the anti-immigrant protests were both legit and psyopPsyop for what purpose?In August 2024 Fuentes' argument was literally that English people should not protest against mass immigration or mass-murder of English children by immigrants, because doing so would distract attention from the Palestinian cause.He doesn't care about English people or about Europeans in general, he cares only about Muslims.
Clairo, a lovely British rose
>>216584106>because doing so would distract attention from the Palestinian causeI don't think that's what he said? Wasn't he implying that it was psyop ot get attention away from criticism of Israel? I don't think his statement was focused on Palestine but rather Israel.
>>216584110Clairo got popular in the late 2010s when I was at uni, and she has a strikingly weird resemblance to a girl who I was infatuated with when I was in my latter years of uni (2017-2019)I always had a thing for her because of that
Don't think Nick Fuentes needed to say much if anything for there to be a rise in antisemitism in the UK. Only like 60000 dead isn't too bad though
>>216584142I just liked her because of her birthday tbqhAlright music but she kinda died a bit idk
the old 'nazis HATED freedom they didn't even allow gay anal sex' meme
>>21658414360x the death toll of what hamas did to israel
>>216584158Yeah but monetarily probably a fair trade
don’t think anyone won ww2, it was all just a big waste
>>216584168Muslim lives are worth nothing, so it really doesn't matter anyway.
might have some water
>>216584170america and soviets literally won
>>216584158Chat shit get banged
>>216584155let the gays bum as long as they're not hurting anyone
>>216584170Yeah the Nazis definitely didn't win even though they killed how many people? Only about 200 thousand jews or whateverThank god we had the great American-British alliance to bomb them to smithereens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZTp2JzcOJ0
>>216584170has there ever been a war where the outcome was a net positive for at least one of the belligerents
>>216584178and neither are doing to well now are they
>>2165841866 million, 200 thousand, tomatoes tomatos as they say in London
glad I didn't booze I woke up early and feel great
>>216584218I boozed and I'm still awake at 6:39I'm feeling fucking mega. About ready to tear the world apart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2a2sywLDagIt's not even 11PM lads
>>216584206every single warthe whole point of war is to subjugate the enemyevery war ended with the victor gaining a political advantageand the victor is almost always the one who started itthe price of that victory is usually tiny compared to the political gain of the leaders of the winning side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04ElVrgdhoo
>>216584170judeo-capitalists won brohand europe lost>>216584206yes, the regime gradually took over the world after wwii, and unlike the previous empire, most people deny that this one even exists
>>216584207not really due to ww2 thoughespecially the soviets who would have stopped existing and been killed earlier if they lost it
Theresa May
Mental how that's probably what Clairo is going to look like in 50 years
leaving for toil in almost exactly an hour
>>216584272>especially the soviets who would have stopped existing and been killed earlier if they lost itThe Soviets made your country into a civilised place.Your people should be utterly fucking ashamed that you overthrew a state that operated for the benefit of the Polish people. And for what? Levi's jeans and Coca Cola?The Polish People's Republic deserved better.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c9IejeNxjU
Hate eating. So boring
>>216584273thanks for the tip
>>216584310are you mentaleating is one of the massive pleasures in lifemight as well say you hate fucking
>>216584304baffling response
>>216584304>The Soviets made your country into a civilised place
>>216584311She's so corr
She sat on my monkey!
Lying in bed farting uncontrollably.
These Theresa May dubplates got me like whoa
>>216584333
deeply unfunny thread
>>216584385oh sorry mate i'll try to be fuinnier but in the meantime i can't wait for your contributioni imagine it'll be hilarious, right?well go on then
>>216584385Just keep calm and chill out ladhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVRWc0FjG-s
>>216584385come on then it's your turn to try to be funnylet's see it
>>216584385Alright pal, give us a joke if you think you’re so funny.
She’s so pretty that I can’t imagine her sexy body producing something disgusting, be it snot, poo, farts, smegma, bad breath, BO, etc.
>>216584405i dont usually contribute here because its populated by spambots posting the same tired gibberish (schizo rambling, bradley, rorke, 4 out of 10 gyaldem etc) this place is dead and you don't deserve my comedy.
>>216584442where do you contribute?i'm guessing mostly into a tissue
>>216584385where in the /brit/ charter does it say that /brit/ has to be funny?
>>216584442Haha good one lad
that really set him off didnt it. Calling him unfunny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAofFHPRZTE
>>216584465bet that sounded really funny in your head
>>216584442this is true
was watching tv with the gfstein and this ad popped up with someone speaking ching chong language and i said "go back to asia you fucking chinaman" out loudcan't believe how brazen they've gotten that they think they can just advertise on australian television and not even speak english
25 min run today going to try getting under 7 min / km pace
Getting general overall negative vibes in this thread. Maybe we should relax and go back to posting about poo.
>>216584499begone your racism is not welcome here racismlad
might go to the little cafe that's run by a milf and pretend she's my wife making me breakfast
>>216584499Your racism is welcomed here
>>216584505i only poopost when i want to kill myself
>>216584502Imagine the fucking smell.
>>216584499what does Sheila think about the chinese
Niva trust a sheila
>>216584481artax! noooo!
gm
>>216584499did the man in the telly listen to you?
armpits pass the smell check, shan't be showering today
>>216584528she's indonesian so she hates em too
>>216584483it was funnier than anything you've ever posted, which is fuck all except for your entitled whining that we're not entertaining you enoughas if these threads only exist to amuse youi am sick to the back teeth of cunts like you, in here, bringing nothing but cunty little complaints as if you're the lord of /brit/ and we should all try harder to make you laughfuck off you absolute wank
>>216584558You reek of shit. Get in that shower, Connor. It’s where you belong.
mad how there are several countries in europe that don't have their own languages so instead they have like 5 different official languages, and none of them are english. contrarian prats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7z4VxKdd0Where are the funny posts
>>216584563Why are you dating a brown? How exactly do you deal with the repugnant smell?
>>216584558what about the bollocks and arse though
>>216584592Why are you being racist? I assumed you'd be used to this given you live in the United Kingdom?
The boobs of are Rubes
>>216584592she's not brown, more like beige
>>216584604What dastardly spells is she recommending for her followers this time
>>216584563never ask a white supremacist what race his gf is
>>216584606What does she smell like? Bad, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVxisJK3fvU
>>216584584speaking of switzerland, how come they got to be neutral in the war?i bet france would've loved to be neutral instead of having battallions of germans blitzkrieging them
>>216584623she's half white, her dad was one of those noncey sex tourists i imagine, so basically she smells normal with a hint of mi goreng
Ktim
>>216584499>>216584502funny posts
>>216584594that would require an independent adjudicator to judge but alas I do not have one
>>216584651Not a fan of this AI slop, deeply unfunny
black pussy changed rorke
>>216584654that's what hr is for
>>216584638https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPniNVV3fP4
>>216582954>>216582954>>216582954
When I was staying at this Scottish tranny’s house he used to eat hot dogs straight out the packet and smoked salmonWeird weird bloke. Gook blowjob though
>>216584661
>>216584689Nah yeh
HOW DO THE JELLYFISH MOVE IF THEY HAVE NO NERVOUS SYSTEM?
>>216584692Why were you staying at a Scottish tranny’s house?
>>216584689you're pathetic
>>216584661Hot
>>216584740Based
