Friday Night EditionThread theme: https://youtu.be/pkw2kcQ5Lzs?si=dW0iVS4js0QkxaotOld: >>216581976
First for testicles
>>216583264good luck anon
Do super rich famous people have normal friends? Like people they knew in high school they hang out with and not just other super rich socialite social climbers
he literally skipped foreplay. dumbass
>>216583389No they all worship Satan
>>216583398no they don't idiot
i think i need antidepressantsi just spent an hour listening to music bc i was too sad to do my college work
this sick freak tried to rape me in a swamp
>>216583437i think its a bad idea to rely on pills to function
she's smitten by him but not thinking straight
I legitimately don't hate anyone. Even the people that objectively treat me badly. I wonder if there's something wrong with the wiring in my brain.
>>216583333checked
>>216583489 i think im just too lazy to hate
>>216583389I do
Is this an nnn thing? Is that why im so sad? Normally Id get off after a shit day like this but i cant
>>216583489you're weak and meant to die like all those christcuck missionaries who get stabbed to death and eaten by savage tribes
>>216583489I'm at the point where I just don't give a shit about other's opinions. It makes life far simpler.
>you're weak and meant to die like all those christcuck missionaries who get stabbed to death and eaten by savage tribes
>>216583516It's your dick, put it wherever you want
>>216583320>Murdoch MurdochNow that's a name I haven't heard in years
>>216583535never got their popularity and shilling they were just /pol/tard south park
I wish I tried harder in uni, I didn't see the point back then. Just wanted to game
>>216583546Yeah but it just made me nostalgic. They were pretty popular during the Drumf's first election. It's been 10 years now. Crazy
Not talking and sticking to yourself makes things easier in life.
>>216583437not to sound like a alt-health fag but you should really look to ways of improving your health outside of medication firstI don't doubt the efficacy of antidepressants, they've literally saved the life of more than one close family member - but they are horrendously overprescribed and absolutely FUCK with basic components of your human existence. they are absolutely necessary for some people but it's a fairly extreme step that should not be taken lightly, you should exhaust the usual suspects (diet, exercise, getting outside, fulfilling hobbies, reaching out to friends) first
>>216583527>>216583519get out of my country
>>216583563Why, just to be another cog in the machine?
>>216583580denounce vishnu right now
>>216583569Emily Youcis' last show was being quoted by a bunch of silicon valley kingmakers lmaolong strange trip it's been
Being Hispanic-American is pretty brutal our lands were stolen from us by the Anglos in the 1800s only for them to massively import indians, jews, chinese, and blacks to our historical homelands 150 years later
>>216583586It feels good to be a useful, functioning part of some thing more important than myself.
>>216583294I left my lunchbag in the break room and the secretary threw a tantrum
>>216583516just jerk off, dude.
>>216583603plus you're poopy brown skin, that's gotta suck
>>216583603ah yes, the vaunted latino trump voter
>>216583603>our landsyour ancestors are from the jungles of mexico paco
>>216583614Those of us who can't have sex deserve to die earlier. I've been edging myself without cumming to produce my cum, but I will not release it.
I vaunt to suck your blood
>>216583617I walk around Texas and it's completely overrun by foreigners good job anglosconquering lands only to replace the native populace living there 10/10 move fucking idiots
>>216583575I've been depressed for like 3 years at this point so idk, don't have any friends or real hobbies. I just have a fuck ton of college work and just broke down crying thinking about how shit my weekend will be since I can't do anything else>>216583606Good goy
>>216583639>to produce my cumyou dont need to do this manually retard
>I walk around Texas and it's completely overrun by foreigners>good job anglos>conquering lands only to replace the native populace living there>10/10 move>fucking idiots
>>216583631why would ANYONE want more indians around? that guy's retarded but also...indians? yuck
>>216583655Then why do my balls inflate and hurt when I jerk off without cumming?
>>216583650>>216583437hard to say without knowing your symptoms but you should see a psych at least
>>216583650>and just broke down crying thinkingit's ok sweetheart you'll graduate soon and we'll all be so proud our little girl grew up!
216583665terrible bait
The only thing that motivates me is saving up enough money for my gynecomastia reduction surgery
>>216583631>>216583635I'm am a Tejano that can trace my ancestors back to the Hispanic monarchy lol
>>216583684....You've never heard of blue balls?
>I'm am a Tejano that can trace my ancestors back to the Hispanic monarchy lol
>>216583697Blue balls are when you're about to cum but the orgasm is denied at the last second
Whoever posted this on /v/ fuck you now i want a summer sausage
Today at like noon I was like drifting between wakefulness and the first stage of sleep and every time I closed my eyes I started seeing vivid as fuck bbc porn vids>nnn day 7 be like
>>216583694wtf are you doing here if you're literal royalty
>>216583704non-argument
>>216583694no one cares what you are when you are indistinguishable from any other border hopper
>>216583710Yeah, that's what I'm doing when I jerk off but deny myself the orgasm. The cum is about to shoot out but I force it back down.
>>216583721I have blood ties to this land that are deeper than yours you'll never be as old stock as me never
cant imagine intentionally blue balling myselftried not jerking off and just edging when i was 18 but i only made it one week with daily exercise
I don't really get annoyed by others.
>>216583727This is a fetish for some
>>216583714kys
>>216583741Yeah that's when you're 18 and horny as fuckYou could probably do it if you're 20+. It gets harder and less fun to get off when you're older
Boutta hop in this hotel shower for like 45 minutes since it's not my water bill
>>216583743https://youtu.be/0cVlTeIATBs?si=9UMzYR3jkBNjb6or
>>216583756>You could probably do it if you're 20+. It gets harder and less fun to get off when you're olderim 26 and jerking off multiple times a day, more than pretty much ever in the past and its helped my mental & physical health
MY sharkies
>>216583760based
>>216583762>si=9UMzYR3jkBNjb6or
Do any of you have an extra midget? Preferably male
I don't like the way Quebec pipo pronounce ê
>>216583766Good for you, most people feel post nut clarity and guilt after the 3rd time in a day
>>216583799>most people feel post nut clarity and guiltonly religious losers and young teenagers feel guilty about jerking off
>>216583808Im an atheist and feel guilty about it, its no different than feeling guilty from sleeping in or wasting time on anything else
>>216583808can you stop making me feel like a loser? we get it dude, you can jerk off guilt-free
>>216583752Hispanics don't do that, we're too machoonly the other races do
I think I'm just patient enough where I end up forgetting what the issue was.
post eating poop regret
>>216583815>wasting timeif you're an atheist how can you "waste" time? it doesn't matter what you spend it on because nothing matters
>>216583575 (me)to go on because I am drunk and anonymous - diet is an absurdly underrated levers for your personal wellbeingI cannot emphasize this enough: YOU ARE A BIOLOGICAL ORGANISM THAT RUNS OFF OF FOOD. what you eat plays a massive role in how you feel. people handwave about this a lot but adequate nutrition on a micro and macro nutrient basis is THE ABSOLUTE NUMBER ONE MOST EFFECTIVE I CANNOT EMPHASIZE THIS ENOUGH lever you have over your own personal wellbeing. people don't pay attention to this shit. education about nutrition is terrible and mostly focused on weight loss, which is a great crime since it encourages starvation or pseudo-starvation high-autophagy diets that are fundamentally unsustainable and make you miserable. eat a calorically sufficient carbohydrate-dominant diet with adequate non-PUFA fat and varied sources of micronutrients and you WILL feel better, I guarantee it.also eat and inch of raw ginger and take at least 10g of creatine daily, trust me on this one, end of rant
>Hispanics don't do that, we're too macho
>>216583815>its no different than feeling guilty from sleeping in or wasting time on anything elseso waste less time. be more efficient instead of hating yourself for no good reason.most people can find a middle ground between porn addiction and celibacy.>>216583821this is entirely self-imposed you utter buffoon.
>>216583789I CAN SAVE HER
Just saw the maddie kowalski videonever ever have a daughter
I don't understand why people hold grudges. Seems like a terrible disposition.
>>216583866you've made three posts on this topic, let it go
>>216583873YAMEROOOOOOOOOOO
>>216583873>tfw you'll never get kicked in the nuts by AOC
>>216583837it would've felt more fulfilling to do something elseI spend all day getting off, then look outside, it's dark out and I'm like "wtf am I doing with my life" and then proceed to cry myself to sleepSince it's nnn, I'm wasting my time listening to music instead
I don't really understand why people reply to my posts.
>>216583769Thanks, I'm going to hang out on the bathroom floor for a bit first
>>216583861Who's that and what are the videos of?
>>216583894notice me senpai
>>216583894It's because you're handsome
I NEED to get treated for avoidant attachment
>>216583897youre drunk, arent you
>>216583890AOCBT
I don't really understand.
>>216583910lucky, im anxious-avoidant
>>216583917haha basedgnosis is impossible, we're hard-wired not to understand
Rank them.
Had to check on my friend to make sure he didn't drive home drunk
>>216583897Anon, this anime girl is very worried about you. It would make her really happy if you would go to bed and sleep off your intoxication. She's very worried you're not safe right now
I'm poop-avoidant
>>216583911No but I had two Coronas and I have a bad headache so this is part of my healing ritual
>>216583897Is your company paying for it? it's waaaay more fun that way>>216583901It's a slut getting freeused by dudes in a frat in UFLiterally dudes casually walking around and spitroasting her
niggas be woozy from 2 coronas
>>216583841Anime is based because it's white and European
>>216583940Don't worry it's just a light buzzNeed to shower first, but right now I'm happy to be here>>216583945Yes actually, I'm getting reimbursed for this trip
watching gangs of new yorkdid not expect for it to be some 1800s mick shit
>>216583964Wasn't a big fan of this flick desu
>>216583964haha enjoy
Smoked some weed
>>216583957I like my women how I like my wine
>>216583974I'm bored of weed
I hate myself. I deserve the worst.
>>216583964the chinese parts are very funny
spinny would've replied to my post
>>216583980Saaaaaame
>>216583980Nah.
>>216583974
your girlfriend is your first daughter lmfaoi
actually can't believe dick cheney's dead dudesure he probably did more harm than good but that guy was a cultural icon, everybody knew who the puppetmaster was
i dont get the movie. it's more or less an r rated version of "a walk to remember"
>>216583995??
>>216583996He's no Kissinger.
I wanted to tell /cum/ something but I forgot it
business idea: drink
I struggle to imagine what Dick Cheney even wantedPeople are like "he was the puppet-master! he was the devil!" but what did ousting Hussein even get him?He just seems like an old who had developed an "what does this button do?" approach to government
>>216584044Golems do not want, they merely serve.
>>216583643This. wtf is wrong with anglos
>>216584044he made money for himself & his rich friends and got to play conqueror
>>216584044It was just a prank bro lol
>>216584044he got oil contracts from leveling iraq so his halliiburton oil company could raid their oil beds and sell them off for mad profit
money money money moneyyyyy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84sHTvn6xf8
>>216584084also construction contracts for the cities they just leveled
SweetnessSweetness, I was only joking
>>216584097They didn't level cities. There was a whole thing about it
>>216584123by israel standards maybe but it pretty brutal
Fuck you. I hate you. You ruined my life.
It isn't muh oil muh money or muh something else Seehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Clean_Break:_A_New_Strategy_for_Securing_the_Realmhttps://youtu.be/6Knt3rKTqCk?si=WVZwQEvg7hocyEkD
>>216584123they fucking bombed the whole capitol city, wtf are you talking about
>>216584152Yes. Seethe & Cope.
>>216584157securing the realm from what?
Why do I need all these consoles when I just watch tv?
>>216584176(((islam))) goy
>>216584192iunno why did you steal em?
Reading Wuthering Heights. On a Friday night? you ask me. Yes. Yes, indeed.
>>216584192wtf
>>216584194t. muttHAMmad
We all cope, one way or another.
>>216584201taylor actually has a pretty good chin huh she'd probably actually make some handsome sons
>>216584162With pgm's. Like I said there was a whole thing about it. Pic rel is mosul after IS was removed, it got it much worse
>>216584195Got them off eBay, the white 360 was $20 from Salvation Army
>>216584192why you got so many shoes sweetie
Suffering actually makes the soul stronger. Doesn't mean it's good, that's just how it is.
This song hits me in the feelzhttps://youtu.be/Bimd2nZirT4?si=SjOm7E2DtOb4wsOo
>>216584192why do you have 4 360s
>>216584261For 1440
>suffering is le GOOD>dies a mentally ill virgin after watching a horse get btfolol
it's just a brief smilecrossing your facei'm running speed trialsstanding in place
should I drink or nah
>>216584297No one will be talking about you 125+ years after your death. Will they?
>>216584261Two are jaspers, the older ones, the slim, well one is, nm all that, I can store more games this way is the bottom line.Also this>>216584280
>>216584309store more games where? in the console? thats 4 fucking games nigga, just put them on a shelf
>>216584308I don't care nigga I'll be ded
>>216584323Just like an animal
>>216584219I wish she went the Madonna route honestly. Staying single, reaching a second major peak in popularity in her forties and at the same time being hotter than ever.
>>216584330Just like niggaschzie
Your first mistakeThinking that you could relate
>>216584245They make me more fashionable? I dunno really, I wash shoes instead of throwing them away.
>>216584337erm wasn't that kinda the point of her latest album which was far more sexualized than her previous ones
If you're alone,It must be you that wants to be apart
insomnia fucking sucks what a complete waste of fucking time
>>216584368The game or the movie or the condition?
>>216584368You're a waste of spaceThere's no waste of time, it will pass regardless
You can play videogames on 55" TVs at the cannabis lounge in Vancouver. They have pretty much every console you could possibly want to play on, too -- incl. Xbox 360, Xbox One or whatever the fuck it's called PS3, PS4, Nintendo 64. You can bring your own console too if you want to. They just don't have PS5s I don't think, which makes sense considering any junkie COULD potentially just walk in and grab it; but I haven't been there in awhile so idk for sure.
>>216584201why are you reading white girl literature
You can do what you want to, whenever you want toYou can do what you want to, there's no one to stop you
>the cannabis lounge
>>216584381but I already have a PS3, 4, and n64
>>216584373It's not even a condition for me, per se. It's just that I had two fucking exams on the same day, back-to-back, so I had to drink a full liter of coffee to stay wired enough to get through both without fucking dying.
>>216584316Most of my games are digital dlI’ve posted this pic here before got these off eBay.I know I need to mop the floor.
>>216584357It absolutely sucked, though. She should have taken some notes from CHVRCHES and really hammered out some synth-pop bangers; not this twee shite.>>216584384I've been meaning to read it for years; and besides, as an ardent bibliophile, sometimes I will just go out of my way to read a classic I haven't yet.
>>216584396hurts so much, just want him back bros ;_;
Amazing how shallow the Brazilians are.Truly they will inherit the Earth.
>>216584411>DA: origins>bioshock infinite>pre-sequel>Dark souls II>dead space III>every single fucking CoD>the lego movie videogame
goodnight
All beef hotdogs suck. It needs to be at least half pork to taste good
niggas be like"this beef glizzy too spicy"
>>216584443Beef franks are goat you take that back
>>216584443False All beef hotdogs taste the best
>>216584418>ardent bibliophileAre you a Christian????????????
>>216584441Good night bud
Time for…Buspirone!
I grew up on beef franks and mom says pork is dirty. I think I'm part jewish on her side.
>>216584462Just means books my guy
All poop hotdick
should I drink or not, I have my booze right here
>ew that animal rolls around in the mud!>the meat from it, which we cut out of it's body, clean and cook must therefore be unclean!Never got this logic desu
>>216584494Im sure the concept of washing and cleaning is quite foreign to you
>>216584479Save it
>>216584494Jews and Muslims arent cannibals
>>216584422Brazilians will destroy the United States
>>216584450>>216584453specifically they need to be this brand too or they suck
Pork is good but beef hotdogs is better
>>216584503You have it backward. Why would an animal being dirty matter at all when you are removing it's meat from the body, cleaning it then cooking it anyway. They eat sheep and goats and those animals are absolutely filthy
>>216584541You can't destroy a dream, for it never existed,
Pork objectively has more parasites and is dirtier. You can't eat pork raw.You can eat beef raw, even chicken.
>>216584546They have a weird sour and greasy taste to me
>>216584543hebrew national is delicious
gn
>>216584543I buy these ones in Canada
>You can eat beef raw, even chicken.
an interstellar past, i'm back to sleep again
>>216584579Barely better than bar S
>>216584607
>>216584593beef tartar is eaten regularly but it does come with a risk; eating uncooked chicken is exponentially more dangerous thoughalso pork sausages taste the best, there's no debate on this matter. none.
sausages are better than weiners
>>216584569>objectively has more parasites and is dirtierNah, don't think so mate
>>216584612>Because it is raw, it's crucial to use very fresh, high-quality beef. Some recommend searing the entire cut of beef briefly before chopping it to kill surface bacteria, which is a safer method
sausage weinercock peepee
>>216584624Look at this expert on dick shapes foods
>>216584636I'm also an expert on dicks. mine is better than yours
>>216584624Im sure youre an expert on weiners
Wurst is pretty much as good as it gets
>Im sure youre an expert on weiners
>>216584648in my opinion, its the wurst
i'd actually prefer someone push me against the well and shoot me than dying alone in some bedroom
>>216584653what exactly is this picture supposed to imply
>>216584655
>>216584640You're such an expert on dicks that you are one yourself
>>216584569>dirtierMaybe while they're alive
>>216584665figure it out sherlock
>>216584665It's meant to confuse you. SEXUALLY
>>216584667if someone was choking me like that i'd just gouge their eyes out, seems pretty easy
I want you die like this
Tonight I drank so many beers. I can’t wait to piss water out of my ass tomorrow.
>>216584700Why did you do it? So as to induce sleep?
>mexican coworker's last day was today>he brings mexican candy in>look inside>it's literally salt. Just plain salt. sometimes with added flavorWtf is wrong with them
I was about to reply based but uhhhthats kind of a weird thing to want to do, m80
very high right now and can't decide what to watch
>>216584700I only drank 2, I grew tired of hangovers ruining my weekend.
>>216584687I mean it wouldn't hurt to try but they are in a better position to avoid that then you are to inflict it
>very high right now
>>216584709what is the mexican's least favorite album?The wall
Did you know 2 girls 1 cup's proper title is Hungry Bitches
>>216584668Lol
>>216584723if both their hands are around my neck how can they stop my thumbs from going into their eyes? unless they're super tall and they can just crane my neck away from me lol
>>216584590Just looked this brand up. I'd bet on my life their pork and beef dogs taste better
>>216584728u already posted this dawg get some new material big boy
>>216584730It's literally Brazilian
Hate myself
what the fuck could Mexicans possibly know about candy
>u already posted this dawg get some new material big boy
>>216584729I would have gone with "hard work" by john handy
your mom gave me hard john a handy
>>216584747Hmm. Checks out
omg guys the climate is changing did u hear there's change happening to the climate omgggzz
There they wait in fearWith swords in feeble handsWith dreams to be a kingFirst, one should be a manI call about and charge them allWith a life that is a lieAnd in their final hourThey shall confess before they die
>>216584751I can love you if you can't love you
>>216584730Fun fact. When I was first shown 2G1C I acted like was a disgusted and wanted to puke, but that same day I looked it up and jerked off to it
>>216584780so what
>>216584785This lyric is about Nick Fuentes
>>216584780At least you'll be dead before it really matters I guess
>>216584756placer likes the genderswap anime?
humans cause climate changeclimate change kills humansproblem solved?
>>216584758But they do work hard. The term wetback comes from how sweaty they get after a hard day's work
>>216584790...and then you puked and never jerked it to scat again, right?
>>216584804I like manime
>>216584821so you want to be turned in to a girl?
>>216584816You don't have to work hard to get a sweaty back, just be out in the sun all day
>>216584780I wouldn’t think a Canadian would be afraid of a little global warming. Invest in tundra.
>I like man
>>216584826no?
>>216584815Two wrongs don't make a right
>>216584792SO DRIVE A FUCKING EV U BIGOT OMGGGGGGGGGG>>216584801yeah but climate change disproportionately affects BIPOCs or something, the weather is getting more racist and that's a big problem
>>216584838tell that to the "climate", not me
>>216584841>disproportionately affects bipoc
>>216584817Honestly yes. I think it was something about hot girls doing something so disgusting that got me. I don't even remember if they were hot or not desu
>>216584841>>>/tumblr/
i'm tired gn cumstains
need to piss
>>216584863d-don't l-l-l-leave me....
I want to watch something as comfy as the sopranos but nothing is as good...
>>216584843climate won't kill us idiot imagine being this stupid
you know where you are
>>216584886king of the hill
>>216584886Breaking Bad?
>>216584899already watched that too I want something new
>>216584893sorry for having the audacity to be hopeful...gawrsh...
>>216584909yeah try not being a retard that'd help
So basically I was gifted a chain and I’m recently discovered as a jacket man and I have a sandwich right here but it’s time to go to sleep I think right now.
>>216584905Chernobyl
By the time the heckin global warming fucks everyone, it will be a brown people problem. Crackers like me will be extinct.
sum1 get to cookin the newI have a banger post lined up
>>216584931the true aryans underneath the ice sheets in antarctica will be fine
>>216584931Yeah gedde wed bon bigniew. I went to the bathroom and we live inside a dream.
>>216584941I will make it as soon as we hit 310
should have it ready BEFORE that lazy ass
I live in a big house and it’s time to die forever. Let’s all die forever. I got a Cadillac and I go driving out in the big fields. You know I’m so hungry right now. It turns out that’s why we all live inside a wizard.
One of the guys at work is apparently and unironic flearther
>>216584982based
>>216584982Don't make fun of him, listen to him. Even if you don't truly believe him, make him believe you do. It'll be fun
>>216584995>>216584995>>216584995new
