Battle of Stirling Bridge (Scottish victory) edition
ive got a pathetic tiny cock
TrossGOD just scored a sc
>>216601903Good thread. Powerful thread.
>>216601920come on then, let's have a look
leftypol will NOT like the anime elf girl!
>>216601903kinda mental how friendly to the english the scottish are despite all the atrocities they comitted against them
loads of flies in my bathroom again
leftypol wanking to black godz
For me, it's Flodden
>>216598446https://www.reddit.com/r/RubberSissies/
>>216601950We had our own fair share
it's timehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762628922288506.webm
scream
>>216601975you have a vpn or what?
french cinema is overrated
>>216601968Mental how strong the Scottish army was then. A battle lost due to poor tactical decisions. A Scottish win there would have been seismic.
>>216601976OV IMMIGRANTS
>>216601983me tonighton the whiskey and got a few lines later]will wake up wanting to kms tomorrow though
>>216601983rorke
Ian Paisley.Now there was a politician.
>cucked out of a /mug/ by a 90+6 goal
>>216601983good lad
>>216602010it is what it is
just witnessed the speed of light vs the speed of soundmy room flashed up for a secondand then two seconds later, BOOM, fireworks
>>216601983Every time this webm gets posted I get the urge to order an eighth of cocaine, especially when it's accompanied by Better Off Alone
phlil flodden
>>216601950I didn't commit any atrocities against anyone, why should the Scottish hate me? They bullied the shit out of my aunt and cousins when they had to live in Aberdeen for my uncles offshore work. None of them committed atrocities against the Scottish either as far as I know.
>>216602056fodenbunnies!
WARNING: IF YOU HAVENT DONE SO ALREADY, BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW !!! BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW.
>>216602018it not fucking right
allah snackbar
this is starmer's britain
>>216602016my favourite irishman
mad how scotland spent centuries invading england, getting btfo and every so often having a king slaughtered or imprisoned, and somehow turned it all into a 'war of independence' narrativesomething very duplicitous about these 'people'
useless piastrifucking bottled it now that nonce norris is goign to win the championship
>>216602056England v Scotland, 9 September 1513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcBs-lL5Txsinterwesting
where’s gorpheus?
um x
>>216601988yeah but can't use it on the chan without a pass, well worth getting one tbf
>>216602089We're taking back Northumberland.
remember this
>>216602089bamburgh is scottish clay
>>216602127ummy
>>216602128which one?
sir alex jones
Oh my days leftypol
Me and Candice, strolling down the Bois Boulogne with an independent air. Our arms are linked at the elbow and we're so giddy with enjoyment that we're smiling the whole walk through and on occasion we skip gaily and laugh to ourselves about it. I came to this place a couple years too late I did
TIME TO CLEAN MY HOUSE MORE TOMORROW
just came back from morrisons with a bunch of snacks. this week's going to be looking grim haha
arsenal finally winning the league huh
>>216602217>8000You are one seriously fat disgusting slob
bois bologne
they;'re taking the hobbits to isengard
>>216602185Leftypops big night x
>>216602165You mean Dame surely
the cocks go back up my arse tonight
my name is anon. and I love the drinkhttps://youtu.be/W-aP87G2u40?t=233
>>216602249i'm probably going to be at like 15k after this evening's binge
theyre taking the katys to the gherkin
bologneraise
>>216602271jesus christ what do you even eat to have 7k in one night
>>216602154nord has 12 month plans for about £4 a month or £2.89 for 24 months
bought a book about english magic today
>>216602071what's got mark so upset
>>216601602I'm fit yeah, but I'm mentally ill haha
can you bhenchods tell your mum to stop watching britain's got talent and strictly?even though I don't watch tv I'm pissed off hearing about the shenanigans that go on with it
Sir Viktor Reznov Sir Captain Price
>>216602303alri mr norrell
>>216602046get the bags in
>>216602219All it took was literally every single other team in the league being shit
FUCKING FIREWORKS DRIVING ME UP THE WALL
>>216602288right now i have 4 doughnuts, a packet of maoams, 16 kinder bars, can of pringles, a box of lindt chocolates, and some cookies, plus i got a jar of ice cream in the fridge
calculating that I can spend about £1100 per month on escorts and still have enough money
>>216602333in reality they'll still find a way to bottle this
Sir Viktor 'Tricky Vik' Reznov
>>216601983This seems like it would be lots of fun, until you try it and it's the grimmest thing everJust sitting there restless, flicking between different media, dead inside, like there's an itch within your soul that you can't scratchThen you eventually finish the bag and lay down to "rest" and feel like pure fucking shit and your life has gone off the railsThe next day is unimaginably bleak and you genuinely wish you were dead
>>216602353Fucking hell lad sort it out will you? That's an atrocious amount of goyslop
>>216602354a gf would be cheaper at this point
>>216602351Don't set them off up your arse when you're leaning on the wall then
Hoping that Candice is well
>>216602385me on the left
>>216602353*jiggles your belly*
>>216602323Can't be bothered sorting out bitcoin, and tor and all that shit
>>216602380what for? it's probably the only enjoyment i have left. i literally feel happy right now
well rorke?
>>216602306government said NEETS needed to volunteer while they weren't in work
>>216602395Seemed a tormented soul. Hope she's found happiness x
>>216602366and yet you've done it more than once. You've gone back to it. As have I.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762630224015495.webm
>>216602385It should be the other way around
>>216602385need her to pummel my sissy button while my caged clitty dribbles sissy juice
>>216602420Yeah they just hate you
>>216602420ew look at those disgusting niggers I dont like the one on the right, and nowhere in the world is it allowed. everywhere is like on the right
>>216602417It literally cannot be that good. This is an eating disorder
Need a black girlfriend
>>216602366thisit's mad how good it feels in the moment even doing fuck all but you can't do it all the time because the comedown is so fucking bad
I lived next to a woman who was alcoholic and she was peng but the alcoholism made her very grim
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_simETVFJuI
>>216602385Just don't understand it tbqh
>>216602449my gp thinks so too lol. i have an appointment with an eating disorder clinic but i don't know how they'll help. they can't fix my depression and inceldom
>>216602366Glad I escaped that vicious cycle
Rorke on the ropes
>ARSE ANAL
>>216602420before immigrnats we were japanese?
>>216602469How much did she drink?
watching midnight in paris
Would rather live in the fictional city of Rapture in the BioShock games than live in New Delhi
>drink 5 pints on Thursday>still hungover today
>>216602482Probably dose you the fuck up on SSRIs mate
anime
the arsewank as it were
>>216602491Brian Brobbey you legend
>>216602514Is for nonces. Friendly reminder.
>>216602488irish dispora
>>216602493Two bottles of gin a night delivered to her door
>>216602508already on that shite and i think it made my binges worse. went from 5k kcal binges to like 12k
sick of this negative talk. Get the bags in and get after ithttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762047867904759.webm
>>216602532'ckin hell
>>216602502would rather live in new delhi than some of the shitholes in britain desu
>>216602432>and yet you've done it more than once. You've gone back to it. As have I.Truth. I've done ecstasy and cocaine easily 200 times total, and that's novice shit. I'll always go back eventually. Haven't for over a year, but the itch is always there, and it must be scratched.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762630441403438.webm
no fireworks in muswell hill
I'm wanting to know what Oliver Cromwell did 'wrong', because all I know about Cromwell is that he was the dictator during the republican period and then he died and his inept son took over which then led the elite to bring the monarchy back
>>216602537Get the finger down the throat asapAll jokes aside I reckon they will end up trying different concoctions over and over
>>216602555What places in the UK do you think are worse than New Delhi?
>>216602432I've had a solo coke sesh once in my life and that was enough for me to know it was shite and not enjoyableWhen you're coked up everything just seems boring, it's actually so grim how different it feels to even just be on /brit/ nothing seems enjoyable you just sit there and can't figure out what you want to do in the moment nothing stimulates you
Arsenal bottling a one horse race
>>216602567ok thanks
>>216602502if you ever visit new delhi, which is unlikely, don't go during summer, and winter for that matter
>>216602417buy ozempic bro then you won't crave that goyslop anymore
>>216602567Tay?
seeing bassvictim next weekbit scared because im unc and it says no under 30s allowed
umponies
Doing coke solo would be grim as fuck. You need at least one other person to bore to death about stories from ten years ago
>>216602595slough, ealing, dead places where there are only crackheads, south london where all the feral blacks are.
>>216602420The image on the right is Irish diaspora's idea of heaven
>>216602626this image is so 2006-2009 it huts
Mustard and white hanky, left hand pocket
>>216602651they should kill themselves then
>>216602595>>216602604I have been to New Delhi and some of the private compounds are OK. You get a maid, a cook and a chauffeur. Would rather be rich in India than poor in England tbqhwy
>>216602613thinking about it, i'll bring this up to my gp on my next meeting. maybe if i can't stop goyslopping i'll just stop eating in general
One time I left the work's christmas do early to just finish my gear off at home alone shitposting. don't regret it
>>216602635I'm from the borough of Ealing and it has nice places, Ealing the town itself is one of the nicest places in the borough and places like Southall which is one of the worst towns in the area are just cleaner New Delhi
well thats a big black bbc shagging my arse isnt it
He’s about to get Dubai chocolated isn’t he?
we are so back
>>216602699prefer doing gear by myself anyway
our Waitrose got a new delhi counter and it's great desu
stamina 2* spark on ori cap (going through it again to rem the 1* wit and on the 2* spark literally me horse) that will do do to go farm literally me careers finally. but that after I do king halo! brb
>>216602755When the afters gets weird
>>216602682the NHS only prescribe it if your bmi is 30 or aboveDo you take an ssri? They are known for increasing appetite
>>216602780
og "ideal idol" cap shes so good horse
>>216602466>it's mad how good it feels in the momentdoesn't even feel that good tbqhonly see coke as worth it if you're celebrating something and want to just go feral for a night with your mates
we need to become a God fearing nation once again
>>216602780Erm, is that a new deli counter or a New Delhi counter? I'm not a stickler for typos but I can't actually understand what it is you're trying to say.
>>216602812yeah but they want to switch it to different one called fluxoetine or something
get the god feared
hungover
>>216602849ruining the joke
>>216602420why do irish diaspora want right so much? are they stupid themselves?
>>216602812closed question, ,WRONG (I know you arent a doctor :3 but) many meds do that anyway and yours is based off your own personal life/convictions and saying that will lead them to either lie or say something to make you feel better. they could just say "no" here and then go on to think its ONLY SSRIs that do that when their current meds too. you also love SSRIs anon >.< uwu
>>216602864ktim tomorrow
>>216602869Welp I've made myself look like a twat.
>>216602895UM x
mayano top gun potential level 3 now, and shes screaming about something idk its kind halo time. to go make an S sprint mayano
>>216602902Taliban vibes
>>216602902typical huns
i probably have less agency than a medieval serf
>>216602873what other drug could this nigga be taking to make him eat 7k calories a day besides psychiatric medication, ssri or other, well known for increasing weight gain? it's not aspirin causing it.
>>216602902average rangers fans
>>216602914Mr mouse, status report?
>>216602920kek
It happened again
>>216602812you can get ozempic on the internet
>>216602930>not aspirin causing it lolalso he is fat fuck. also I dont care, but maybe he is "eating his feelings" or whatever else. its a very compex and psycological thing maybe and I have to brb
been at many a sesh with a celtic fan, as have the rest of you
>On women's reproductive rights, Mullally describes herself as pro-choice while also being personally pro-life
>>216602949Ok
>>216602971ktim
>>216602902this is a classic /brit/ image
>>216602971Aye we're just as bad
>>216602949it's the weekend rorke, give it a rest
never driven drunk and never would but at the same time I know for sure I could do it and be finethe trick is not driving 50mph in 30 zones
>>216602960yes you can. it's pretty cheap too.7k calories anon can probably afford it. but he should try coming off psychiatric meds first (massive weight gaining drugs).
We love the Japanese ladies, don't we folks?
>>216603011Fucking shouting
where is rorke
>>216603001tell that to the stabby boat people
>>216602982pink piggu believing this
>>216603041I'm here. Why are you bothering me?
>>216603030I only love white women. Asian women offer no future to the white race. Hapas are a dead-end.
>>216603065Sc
>>216603030they're alright but I don't go mental for them like some dobig up your man suelad, got himself a japanese gf, brought her over here and put his /brit/ days behind him. God speed the lad.
>>216603047they don't know what day it is they lost their caldenders in the channel
>Two prisoners still at large after being freed by mistake in 2024
>>216602895hahahahahahaha its the fodenbunny
>>216603106it's a dead-end. his ancestors will be wailing seeing him end his racial lineage.
>>216603065Who is heathermong? mousey?
Free the rapists from jail. Unleash them.
>>216603084
business idea: build a bear but instead of bears it's chairs
>>216603138His ancestors are dead and irrelevant
>>216603112why is there no hyphen between all and age? do all brits just have terrible grammar?
if I go to japan and beat up little japanese guys on the subway would that impress japanese ladies to sleep with me? maybe I could swing around from the overhead handles like a monkey
>>216603180howling
>>216603138he made it lad, don't get it twisted
>>216603200are you irish diaspora? why aren't you out there seeking a white woman?
right well the swedish down syndrome spammer is here so expect some scat soon
>>216603180sc
>>216603174corrr
went to a trans boy wrestling eventit was a lot of fun!
>>216603235>>216602982
got 5 likes on a twitter post lads
>>216603156he's an extremely mentally ill nonce who spams about:- migrants (the cronem) raping underage girls (katy) in the gherkin- irish diaspora not being racist- "timmy" and "pangpang"- tonsil stones- AI slop- asking posters about their penis sizejust to name a few of his special interestshe constantly samefags and gets outed when he's banned and his posts are deleted
>>216603272Where are Mark and Tim? Must be in the kitchen
>>216603272>cena mate there's lines racked with your name on them in the kitchen
>>216603272
I'm not gonna sit here and pretend hapa women aren't the hottest women
>>216603282you are a homosexual shut-in
>>216603282Don't forget his 'bad psych' obsession
>>216603235japanese women have a higher IQ actually
>>216603332Truth nuclear bomb.
>>216603282He and the Belgian seem to be in kahoots
>>216603332they're not. white women are the hottesthapas look better than full asians due to their white features. they still look monged though having a white wife and kids is better
>>216603332It's a peng hapa ting kind of evening
>>216603304i'm white (portuguese) and my gf is white (tunisian)
>>216603174bloody nora
>>216603343Answer my question you unathletic nerd
>>216603362>>216603400yeeeeeee
>>216603400
>>216603400yummy
Olivia Munn
got what i want to say/do during my next visit to the escort planned out in my head
>>216603434no I am not irish diaspora
>>216603400posts faces only. all race of women can have fit bodies. that's the easy part.this girl has a long face and looks racially ambiguous which is bad. brown eyes, bad. not naturally blonde, bad.that's different from saying she's ugly, she isn't. she's just not better than what the white race has to offer.
>>216603498get it all written down lad in case she goes off script you can return to the crib sheet in the pocket of your next jeans
>>216603490My Jamaican mate when I ask what his new girlfriends name is
>>216603490she had to get her breasts removed pretty sad
would murder a KFC right now wish there was a pretty woman to take me out to dinner... fufu>>216603189maybe those shitty countries should have support systems in place - oh wait, they cant - cause theyre too shit and thirdworld! the people make up the country >>216603490mommy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BpVwJqGSUQ
Mouse >.< xx
Lads, I'm absolutely addicted to kicking the shit out of France in EU5... Help
>>216603569UM x
Feel like my ancestor from 1850 would like me to have lots of white kids rather than melting pot kids, and so would I
>>216603551No way, that's horrible. I hope she's healthy now.
I like my wine room temp
fuckinghamshire >.<
Corrrr
>>216603632UM x
>>216603639Love pork scratchings. Wish I had some, fuck
>>216603639pork is a dirty meat this is probably the worst thing you can eat breaded and fried in seed oils
>>216603577what's pan-white?also why do you spam gross stuff here?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762632574386606.webm
>>216603672no you won't heathernonceyou're not legally allowed near kids, remember?
anyone remember friday fortnite
any itchy arsehole in?
>>216603700we all know
>>216603687trvke. pork is the unhealthilest meat, much worse even than beef.reckon jews are well aware of this fact.
anyone remember covid-19
>>216603700Average American house party>>216602902Average British house party
mad how good the threads were earlier
how are you meant to DANCE if you dont have a drink in your hand
>>216603744say someone is dissing your fly girl, you give 'em one of thesehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762174900650192.webm
>>216603726They eat lots of pork in the Mediterranean and east Asia don't they? Places known for their long life spans. Religious texts are not reliable dietary manuals.
The trick when applying minoxidil is to apply it liberally along your hairline and lean your head backwards, and let the liquid flow backwards across your scalp.
>>216603793shut it baldy
>>216603689What I mean was white men from all different countries are known for having yellowfever. Irish diaspora men feel especially attracted to black women on account of their similar iqs and 'spirit' and the Irish brain disease.
>>216603805*Grabs my thinning hair in my fists and rips out tufts of it and throws them at you* DO I LOOK BALD TO YOU? HUH? HUH?
reminder /brit/ is an lgbt friendly general
>>216603776Jews have the longest lifespans on average. Look how many holocaust survivors there are left. It's probably a combination of factors (genes, healthier, pork-free diet and a communal interconnected lifestyle).
Don't hate trannies or faggots because I too utilise gender affirming care, just wish they'd not vote for pozz shit like mass migration and all that yknow
>>216603793Should I see a GP before I take Minoxidil?
>>216603840trvke
>>216603840why do progressives always feel the need to speak on behalf of everybody? I don't hate gay people or trans people and I don't want to but holy shit the activists make it so hard not to.
>>216603840:3
>>216603867>Jews have the longest lifespans on averageProof?
>>216603840LGB friendly T is not real
>>216603874Orally? Yes. Topically? No. Almost no side effects. Look into tretinoin also, as it boosts minoxidils effectiveness.
>>216603840x
just own your baldness
20 past 8The window for a Tesco whoosh delivery of beers is slowly closing...
>>216603689he's a mentally-ill gay noncelook at him replying to you with some bizarre racial phrenology shit and then see him spamming his migrant child rape fantasies the next minutehe wants to be the girl
just had a charlie bighams
>>216603959wish i had a nice knob end not this 4in pecker
>>216603981KTIM I did this
>>216603947
scrolling down my twitter for you feed and being racist to all the black people
>>216603959Are they both male?
making the new should only take about 5 minutes or so
'ki 'za ordered
>>216603987"Irish brain disease" made me chuckle tho
Got a three day ban a few weeks back for agreeing with a racist post. Got a four day ban for posting my erect cock and my huge bollocks. Interesting, how do they quantify this sort of thing
>>216604036>>216604036
remember that lad whose bollock was the size of a diet coke canlegit medical emergency
someone wanna post a non-rule-breaking thread that won't be deleted?
oh i never read that psychologist op before. is that where the joke about ontario comes from
>>216602016He was alright. He kept calling for escalation and to actually make war against the IRA and treat them like an actual foreign invading army. In opposition to the government giving them similar treatment to criminals where evidence had to be gathered, attempts to arrest had to made and soldiers had to wait until they were attacked first instead of simply going in and just killing them like you would do with any other foreign army on your home soil, especially one whose main tactics were terroristic. Which was desperately needed.However he would rile up Brits to fight back and take action, and then turn around and condemn those same Brits when London came knocking. He also sold out and ended the war, letting the IRA's political wing into a shared government and letting all of the IRA members out of prison. Lending legitimacy to their campaign. All of which he famously repeated over and over again he would never do.He would've been great if he had actually stuck to his word and done what he promised.
hii
using split screen on my phone to combine /brit/ with tiktok uncs will seethe
