Sweetplum, she's a bad psych, a real slippery customer edition
wish I'd never seen any other willards I'm sure mine is fine and only 1/4 girls who have seen it have said it is small but that was enough to kill my confidence for the rest of time
yephttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1756390553716632.webm
>>216604036what is their intent?
Coming up to the end of 14 days without masturbating and 21 days without porn.Feel pretty proud tbqh lads.
>>216604085It was actually a can of fosters
>>2166040491 day for every inch of cock + 1 for each testicle
Just when you thought it was pathetic how much time the Belgian spent here you see him all day on /sp/
>>216604101if you're at the stage where you're both back at the gaff and trousers are coming off you've already won. She's not gonna pack up and leave because you're packing a normal size willy down there just get her pumped you've won
what were the football results today?
>>216604125Have you noticed any changes?
>>216604110Rabbits?
listening to red sex by vessel
Ejaculating is normal and healthy
>>216604153pov malnourished onyx fresh off the boat
fucking screaming
there's probably nothing you can search on twitter that the results won't sneak in at least 3 tweets with a gay porn video
>>216604228
>>216604210LOL nofap timmies never changed
>>216604251brazillad…not sure how to tell u this
>>216604210That's nofap lad
what rule works the best off-topic low quality or trolling
>>216604268
ffs lass who i live with started doing heroin and crack againfound a needle in the living room and can smell that plastic crack scent coming from her roomshe's also been screaming in the middle of the night
>>216604278impersonator
>Whoosh booked. Check out in 29 minutes Maybe I will...
wish I had a talent in anything
>>216604296Avatar for the opTrolling for the rest
>>216604319she fit?
>>216604319grim
>>216604347pretty face but too thin for me, i'm an architect you seeshe's also crazy no way i'm getting involved with that
hymenated ting no longer hymenated
>>216604373fit body with a mong face, the british rose special
>>216604153yeah true it's a me problem I just need to get back in the game
>>216604383sup crodie
>>216604383Get a job Quentin. Dead daddy isn't proud
>>216601929>>216601929>>216601929this is the real thread (this heathernonce spam thread will probably be deleted)
wet weekend for rubes and blakeney
Timmy corring and phwoaring
>>216604432corr bet that's not the only thing that's wet
>>216604407sup crodiedid bus 25 take snappy tings to bashington lane?
>>216604453ptrscr
>>216604471yeh it be on clartington square rn xwindrush winston took a snappy one around the back for self relieving
the scouse sex arse as it were so to speak
>>216604454i genuinely hope you commit suicide you perverted little freak
tried /epl/ today its worse than here
>>216604510was hoping she would poo
>>216604510phwoaaaaarrr
>>216604171I feel calmer and I find maintaining eye contact easier. I have no desire to watch porn.My flaccid dick seems a bit bigger now. My libido is maybe slowly coming back which is the main concern. This time last week I had felt no sexual arousal for days and my penis felt absolutely lifeless. I've woken up twice this week in the middle of the night with erections which I haven't done for literally years. That itself is encouraging me. I felt somewhat sexually aroused today thinking of scenarios in my head.This time last week I had a poor appetite and terrible brain fog, today I've eaten a good amount of eggs and meat again, I have no brain fog although I still feel a bit like time is dragging.I'm also taking zinc and magnesium supplements to try to boost my testosterone. I've done a Testosterone level test today, should get results by Thursday 13th. If it's in the normal range, then I know my problem with the escort was purely due to mental and physical nerves and inexperience.I am hopeful I can get to the point where I'm able to have sex and maintain an erection. I will hopefully be seeing the same escort on Wednesday 12th.
>>216604506>tfw u hear di lickle hymen snapmmhmm, anuva one sorted
need an autistic gfhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762627877355192.webm
what are you drinking, lads? nearly finished my wine will be on the whiskey soon
>>216604210What's this from?
>>216604560Jake Gyllenhaal fucks worms
>>216604599Lying in bed wanting to die
>>216604036How was she actually reprimanded?
Had 4 pints with the lads after the game and pretending I haven't whilst being dragged around Lidl with the missus
>>216604560
>>216604623big erection on that lass
>>216604623fuck is that thing on the left
>oh it snap well
>>216604623fucking SEXO hope you took more pics of that braphog
>>216604623>4 pintsI'd be soused and slurring my speech
>>216604623phwoar thighs on that
>>216604623wtf is this and would you shag it?
>she took dat s-curved ovaldem
>>216604623Your breath will say otherwise but not like it matters anywayIf your missus has a problem with you drinking on a Saturday night then tell her to grow up
>>216604649LOL he reflecting on hyde park days
>>216604623How would you explain this photo if your missus saw it?
prefer women without penises personally
>>216604605The life and trials of Christopher Poole
erm... that woman has a pecker for some reason
on my 5th poo of the day and all ive eaten was a mcdonalds breakfast muffin at 11 earlierinsane
right well that's certainly a bloke with a penis then isn't it
might move to greenland
>>216604691um
I trace my lineage back to Serbshitia.
Imagine spunking all over her nose and eyes
timmy sends his wages to her through western union
>>216604705British women don't look like that tho. You'll have to settle for less
>>216604764timmy's crush LOL
>>216604722had 2 big poos today that made me so light i thought i was floating about
>>216604700Do not give a shite mateShe shredded my foreskin last night no joke
>>216604764bellpepper nosed g.ook
>>216604778hahaha oh my days
Still fucking fireworks going off. Give it a rest
>>216604807can't help yourself can you
another weekend drinking and wanking away my life
l've never really enjoyed doing anything
to him, to him, to him
>>216604791oh my absolute days
my mind is like a library, open any book, flick through the pages, who knows what you might find........ xx
>>216604764i'll pass
>>216604869Found gay porn
your missus looks liek THAT?
Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo stun at the ‘WICKED: FOR GOOD’ premiere in Paris
mental that is jesus christ was killed by a firing squad we'd all be wearing ak-47 necklaces instead of crosses
Zohran Mamdani am i right?
>>216604827
>>216604928My post, that
>[deleted]What was it?
>>216604936she's peng FACT
>>216604919timmy crushing on this stinky pig calling her muscle mommy or sum other gay shit
>>216604930she about to send ariana back into the matrix?
>>216604972olivia rodrigo's philtrum
>>216604963tranny with her lovely cock out
learning about zoomers through south park since i am so out of touchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgfHt52vys8
>>216604963girl with her princess wand
>>216604979you think about black cocks 24/7 sit down timmy
>>216604781you have the same genes as us nigga
>>216604927this is (you) ogling women on tik tok btw
>>216604963paedo bloke with his knob out
>her
>>216604979oohhh fax hahahaha bet she has hairy ankles
>>216605014he is probably mystery meat>>216605019men btfo
For let it go how it will, he said, God speaks in the least of creatures. The kid thought him to mean birds or things that crawl but the expriest, watching, his head slightly cocked, said: No man is give leave of that voice. The kid spat into the fire and bent to his work. I aint heard no voice, he said. When it stops, said Tobin, you’ll know you’ve heard it all your life.
Wish they were giving these out when the Nineties were actually happeninghttps://youtube.com/watch?v=hCw80xpI3k0
>>216604972 lil zohran had to pay thousands to get her arms and hair lasered to make her look somewhat human
>>216604751why does Tim wear nappies
>>216605014would do things to that blondie
>>216605014peng peng peng all of them holy fuck what a nice bunch of sexo lasses
>>216605019it is what it is
>>216604930she just does that face all the time then?i thought it was a particular expression meant to convey an emotion turns out she just looks like that
>>216604999>>216605009>>216605028Was she fit
>>216605028it was a female with a feminine penis rorke
>>216605063...yh
>>216605040HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>216605045doesn't want to interrupt watching the golf to go toiletkind of based honestly
>>216605063she looked like that kike bint from that bent pop group magbay
>>216605040Reckon Big Don will send troops in?
>>216604927me when i see >>216605058
>>216605063she was alright yeah I'd fuck her
>>216605045the pressure of living in this troonpilled NPC clownworld country is too much for the common man
>>216604972fit as fuck
where’s gorpheus?
rorke is NOT going to like thisTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS RIIIIIIIIIIIGHTS *strikes anime pose*
cool it with the antisemitic remarks
>>216605091to do what
>Duwaji first met Zohran Mamdani, a member of the New York State Assembly and the son of academic Mahmood Mamdani and filmmaker Mira Nair, on the dating app Hinge in 2021How the fuck do you put yourself up on a dating site as a politician?And how the fuck do you claim to be a muslim couple when you don't practice anything?
>>216604972>>216605040https://maamoulpress.com/Rama-Duwaji-on-Western-beauty-standards-and-Razor-Burn
>>216604109how is that worksafe exactly
>I'm Muslim btw
rorke leftypolrorke leftypol
ʷʰᵉʳᵉ'ˢ .. The One™ ?
>>216605177bet she's FILTH
black pussy CHANGED rorke
finished my beers and wine so started on the whiskey. singleton 12 year which is a very decent dram imo
>>216604972She's gorgeous
>>216605189leftypol using these images to show people zohran's not one of the scary muslims
>>216605195she certainly into that kinky stuff in bed you can tell
>>216605189the small boat ones look like THIS??
young wet bald twat
>how is that worksafe exactly
Wonder if I'll still be shitposting from an armchair in a nursing homeCan imagine worse fates
give it a rest rorbe
just browsed through that lad's mind's library and found nothing but gay porn
>>216605180HAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY DAAAAYSSS
>>216605256>rorbe
>>216605180lil zohran paid thousands to get her arms and hair lasered lol
Got dark blonde hair and blue eyes and almost all of the women I've been attracted to in my life have had dark brown hair, brown eyes, and either pale White skin or the darker sort of Romanian/Tatar look.Is my destiny to race mix?
free lucy letby
>>216605185She's clothed.
>>216605274LOL
Mother, father, I'd like you to meet the love of my life.... Olúkẹmi Olufunto Adegoke Badenoch
I was drunker earlier I need to get back there, need to skull this whole bottle right now
gonna smoke some weed nigga lol and play uma game need some pussy to knockonmy door and demmand my dick or to wake up next to her
>>216604705like them with and without
>>216605288don't care
>>216605339LOL nun but long sleeves during summer x
>>216605362mouse xxHiii
>>216605351Grimmm
Dominos pizza is straight ass. Fuck you if you like that pizza. Really, fuck you.
>>216605362
>>216605351ktimtrying to get the cider down fast as i seem to have sobered up
wish I had weedas soon as I move im finding a plug
laying in bed, sucking a heineken
>>216605366The great thing for Deano is she's always up for a round of FIFA
Murdered an Englishman in February 2002 in self-defense.
>>216605425I thought you lot legalised it?
>>216605180her arms before lil zohran paid thousands on lasering
>>216605253most old people's problem is loneliness because boomers didn't grow up with the internet. we'll be getting called unc for posting jpg bradleys in vrworld in 2060
I really hate Canadian accents. They are very ugly.
sick of these skeletors that get pushed out every novembe, alright i fucking get it you fought in ww2 nearly a century ago, what do you want, a medal?
another dream about a woman last nightneed to stop wanking before bed as it makes me lustful and foolish
that never happened and hara wins every race by like 7 lengths (because shes dirt racer and no one else is). maybe hara will ACTUALLY be hard to win the career with if more dirt hores are added; but as it stands, all of the horses are both blind, and like, C tier max for dirt (that is how it shall be with mayo topgun in sprints - actual hara career - you should try that). im going for B first >>216605397hi!
>>216605466lil zohran call it peach fuzz
> lil zohran had to pay thousands to get her arms and hair lasered
>>216605514shut up nigga
>>216605410I wonder how different our Silvio's Dial-a-Pizza is from the original yankslopI would describe the general level of quality here as affordably grim
had a dream my 57 year old managing director boss made me worhship her stinky dirty feet straight from her flats whilst she recorded me and blackmailed me coooor
Business idea: Celebrity Race Traitors
>>216605514sybau nigga have sex
>>216605410Try Papa John's, heard they use better ingredients and thus produce better pizza.
is the crown a good show
>>216605563corrr love office hags
>>216605613
>>216605592
>>216605578Like the Papa Johns dough but they've gotten really expensive for the quality of pizza. I can order from a better independent pizza place for the same price
gusto just rammed one in
Knocked off toil in good time. Having steak and eggs for tea. Quick wank. Then some drugules. Watch The Crown and early night.
>>216605638screaming but yes I’d drink their squirt
Me? I'm having sex right now.
corrr
e's got the stingin' rodgahttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762285365284163.webm
watched 4 games of ruggers today
>>216605679me when I post on 4chan via the dreamscape and am getting raped in half-awake sleep, waking up (it lush)
>>216605514do you have air groove or mayano as sprint in your team trials
itty bitty titties and a bob could get it
>>216605698high torque onyx
am pretty steaming already lads please give me some (you)s even if my posts are shit it will make my night x
if you see a fit bird and your very first thought is about black cocks... i got news for you that means you gay!
>>216605698there was an anon yesterday who really said this is how brit women usually look lol
>>216605715no, class rep horse and she always wins
>>216605737x
>>216605747What about white female (male) willards
>>216605638imagine how much non-work gets done thereimagine the emails, the pointless teams meetings, the mandatory hr training
I am an empath that girl I saw wanted me to talk to her. sometimes I see her. but im an empath and she wanted me to talk to her (maybe one day I will)
gonna take a nap
>>216605737what are you drinking?on the henry westons me
>>216605737nice one mate. have this picture of a lion wearing glasses
In 1816, use of the pillory was restricted in England to punishment for perjury or subornation. The last person to be pilloried in England was in 1830.The pillory as penalty was abolished in England and Wales in 1837, after Lord John Russell had said "I shall likewise propose to bring in a Bill to abolish the punishment of the pillory—a punishment which is never inflicted."However, the stocks remained in use, though extremely infrequently, until 1872.
>>216605716oh timmy
Just found something that will cure inceldom for goodhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation
>>216605764lmao you got 0 replies from this shit and nobody does reply to you ever because youre a little nobody and have to samefag
>>216605839pipe down timmy
>>216605782sounds like my jobget paid fairly well to do fuck all most days!
>>216605858your life is literally worthless and you serve no purpose
ziedbelg is surprisingly knowledgeable if you press him on thingslike 90% of his posts are just "nun timmy cud do" and "skinny cronem clapmeat" but then he comes out and hits you with statistics and historical facts if you question him
>>216605775>>216605814xx>>216605812love a westons me but can't drink too many they hurt my teeth. finished my beers and wine just started on whiskey
anyways time to go install 4chanx and filter this niggerboy (not hiding stubs, to report), because these captchas are cancer
might stay up late for absolutely no good reason
>>216605444hahahahahahahahha fodenbunny>>216605460yea but you need to be part of a meme 'cannabis club' and im moving cities soon so can't be arsed to sign up to the one here
>>216605812impossibly based, i must have drank 1000 westons in the last few yearssomerset lad by any chance?
>>216605821Perjury (also known as forswearing) is the intentional act of swearing a false oath or falsifying an affirmation to tell the truth, whether spoken or in writing, concerning matters material to an official proceeding.
>>216605865I work on a helldesk so its constant shite pouring inI see the seniors sitting around enjoying their cushy jobs and i get envious
>>216605872Not out shagging tonight incel?
Exploring my perks with Shell GO+
Euros in 2021 take me backkkk x
>>216605902Bizarre lie
>>216605902Almost like he has an internet connection
Mental how I've not seen a Ziedy post in a month - dunno why you lot don't just filter him.
>>216605923bedNOW!
scromiting
need sum fakin CHEWNS, any suggestions?
>>216606008s
>>216606009Dunno don't listen to music when I drink anymore
How will you be remembering the 102nd anniversary of the March on the Feldherrnhalle tomorrow, lads?
>>216606008chunterign
>>216606031Don't care incel
Does Alan Turning was gay?
https://nads.com/
him love chip
time to go do king halo career again, because hes poggers
>>216605975nahhh take me back to 2018 when we scored that free kick in the semies. think my life has gone downhill since then
the fucking lads
>>216606057They was enby trans
>>216606057how do you not know that
redditors on a madone
as always, lets give it a go
Alan Pooring
im glad george flloyd is dead
>>216606114omg me too
>>216606153fucking screaming
GCHQ's AI perusing this thread as we speak
>>216606162bang out of order this mate. lad was a saint
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iW4Gdsnr2Bg
throw them all off the cliffs of dover
>>216606162reported this post to sir keir starmer
nobody drops to almost/last in early like kinghalo does
>>216606221you're talking about the remembrance poppies right?
>>216606162why? what did he do to you?
Get that new made. NOW!
here it is>>216601929>>216601929>>216601929
>>216606225lucky im right and we dont like in Nazi Germany then
anyone else watching pluribus
>>216601929>>216601929>>216601929the old real new
Aboslutely tragic what happened to Alan Turing after what he did to help this country. Poor guy
>>216605715for sprint i have bakushin, maruzensky and king haloi have maya on long
ok let's go to the new when this thread is finished
