IT'S NOT JUST THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS BUT THE LOVELY FUCKING GIN TOO Edish
>>216607569
just want a hug
I am honestly going to die from liver disease
I SAID I COULDN'T HIT IT SIDEWAYS
45 year old judge dredd enthusiast just woke up to autisticly make the news
Went to ye olde ren faire today boysThese axes were dull as shit
>>216607593I don't doubt it feels good, I love women and the times I have been around them is the most alive I've ever felt. I'm totally insane though like I belong in a mental asylum and it wouldn't be right for me to string a woman along.
True strength isn't defeating all of your enemiesIt's making peace with them
>>216607612Yeah me too and I'm never getting another ever again. That's just life as a broken man.
might start a business
SHOOTS HIM DOWN DEAD ON THE FLOOR
Ashes soon lads.
>>216607642Very manly philosophy
His name is literally Nasir.
>>216607613how much do you drink lad
>>216607642this what you say to yourself when you piss in a urinal?
>>216607642Tell that to the Ukrainians you naive troon spastic - we dont live in an anime
>>216607642Alright lass? mind giving me some tips for applying to Aldi
>>216607657Was just saying this down the old folks home
>>216607662>letting some glip glop muck person handle your foodGood GOD man what are you doing
And for Canslad?Five of the cans of course and for some reason the BIG medium bottle of gin
>>216607664God knows how much but I am consuming 40 units tonight
Sir only 50mb left, Please come to the point.
>>216607662what are you ordering laddo
>>216607662realistically you've no idea what the cunt's name ishe's a brown man peddling his little legs off and that's as much as anyone can say, that's as much as matters
>>216607614ah shit yeah that's the worst when you get a toilfu. sounds obvious but you need to cut the chord and find someone available to think about
>>216607662CORRRRRRRRR you just know he's pinched a few of your fries using the same hand his culture does to wipe poo off their bare arseholes x
Will there always be an England? I fear i'm watching it die in real time.Powerless to stop the last from circling the drain.
>>216607690>>216607697One Barefoot Pinot Grigio white wineOne 4x Stella Artois pintsfrom the Sainsburys
You’re not the person I fell in love with
>>216607715its over
>>216607709interesting thousand cock stare
>>216607695in what formand i used to think that my having 6 or so pints and a couple of bottles of wine a week was a lot
Option A>wear my heart on my sleeve>be open about my past and neuroses as relationships progress>be discardedOption B>cultivate a false persona >keep my life story a secret from partners, suppress my neuroses and pretend to be someone else>maintain relationships but exhaust myself maintaining the frontOption C>die alone
Grow up, you lotThis is Nasir
>>216607709sex sex
Don’t mean to alarm anyone but the mcdonalds christmas menu will have gherkin shaker fries.
cvp stained nike tech and bedsheets getting washed now in the cr01mmhmm doing summat contrarotation yeh x
>>216607719no cheeky snacks?
>>216607731we've all changed
>>216607680I can't remember much from the online application process other than that the more independent answers are better For example>Your manager asks you to do a job you aren't comfortable with, what should you do?>A. Tell them you aren't comfortable doing it>B. Ask a colleague to do it for you>C. Complete it to the best of your ability and request feedback to improve>D. Ask a colleague to do it with youThe answer is C. They don't like you passing off jobs to other people at ALDI.
>>216607715a new mulatto europe will emergenothing can be done to stop it
>>216607745get your stab vest on before you open the door mate
>>216607719Ah, alright then you're safe as long as you wipe them down with alcohol swabs.
>>216607752No I don't care for food these days
>>216607709fat
>>216607751When was the last time you heard the words "I love you" from someone that wasn't a family member?
>>216607158zohran had to turn off half of new york's electricity to supply her laser treatments
>>216607764I won't be part of it.
this place is shit when its not made up of people who report the BE flags posts
last toilfu I had left toil for a new jobshe can't have been older than 20 and looked like angelina jolie seriously she was an angel dunno why she was working in that shithole. Anyway she thought I was weird because I never spoke to her in the 8 months I worked there.
>>216607569Lovely gin? Good call not-Italy!I'm going to make a negroni in your honour.
You hate me I can't travelI can't see you every night
>>216607777LOL dey was zapping her wit the military grade laser
>>216607779obviously because you'll never breed
>>216607641you think that because you spend all your time by yourself with your own thoughts. look at the shit couples get up to in the news even if you are genuinely mental you should be selfish and give a relationship a try to see if that makes you happy
>>216607772not fat enough!
>>216607784>I never spoke to her in the 8 months I worked therethat's not a toilfu then muggins
therapist sex with umas **
>>216607796Hello can you please answer >>216607774
imogen heap could get it
>>216607761>They don't like you passingthat would explain why you got the job then
>>216607774ask your m2 niece
take me homecountry roads....
this creature telling timmy she loves him
>>216607833I considered the name Imogen when I changed my name.
mad how that brazilian woman was inescapable on 4chan now she's been completely memory holed
>>216607838
>>216607846Grow up
>>216607642what the man who makes shittier soulless vagabond tells himself
>>216607804I'm not sure i'd want to if it were on the cards.
>>216607841ooh she got that clarted bell pepper inhaler
>>216607839.
just witnessed new unrecordable horrors in this doomed world
everyday we above ground is a great day x
>>216607881I hate the EU
>>216607884not today, or the last 20 years x
>>216607884Not for me, i'm fucking miserable.
Throughout the centuries, surnames in every country have continued to "develop" often leading to astonishing variants of the original spelling.
>>216607877hahahaha
>clarted bell pepper inhaler
black history month black history: 8 days since black history month
>>216607847get BP theres been an oil spill
>>216607898>>216607906got to be positive all the way x
sorry to incel whine but i was just how billions upon billions of humans have managed to have sex and i haven'tthe odds of not fucking surely must be higherits a totally foreign concept to me at this stagewhat a real actual woman is going to end up in my bed? yeah right pull the other one
>>216607847Who gets gravy with a munchie box
>>216607907yeah? already got a mental one, wonder if it was more mental or less mad
>>216607939I don't know how.
>>216607847the fuck is this dogshit
bus 25 conductoroval receivin enthusiastic em two dome
that woman on the telly has got cancer poor sod
>>216607809When you spend too long by yourself you become insane though. I've been alone my whole life lad, I don't even know how to begin considering another person's feelings or thoughts. I'm genuinely a weird and unpleasant person.People will go out there way to be nice to me at work, ask me a question or something, and I'll shut them down instantly. I don't even mean to be a prick but internally I think I've resigned myself that nothing can ever happen between me and another person so I just think fuck it why bother, why get my hopes up, let's just get this torpedoed right now. I love women and find them deeply attractive but I'm just meant to be alone. It would be unkind to attempt a relationship at this point.
>munchy box cattle feed more like you cattle goy
>>216607846never reply to me again you tranny freak
>>216607847delicious yet grim
Made some sausage rolls. Are they peng or minging?
GUESS I'M FALLING IN LOVE>>216607939shut it cunt
Erling Haaland… with a beard
>>216607941just sling one up EW like every other lad in /brit/ has done
>>216607713yeah I do realise no good will come from this and the feelings aren't mutual but it's fucking hard to let it go manwe were playing pool together this morning and she wasn't doing very well so she started cheating while flashing me cute little grins and good god the feels
>>216607846why did you feel the need to change your name? names are part of a societal construct but trannies insist their "sex" is something internal. what difference does it make?
brit is pro Israeli
>>216607945your surname is mental?
>>216607927
>>216607813For me it just means a girl at work who I fancy. I appreciate that for you and others it means someone you speak to at work and have an actual personal relationship with.
>>216607974dont mix those two up
>>216607813Toilfu got marriedOut having drinks with Kung-Wench and her husband.He gets absolutely faced, and I help her get him home to bed.>He was drinking like that because he's not sure whether to be threatened by you or attracted to you.>We'll have a few less drinks next time and see where it goes.>If you kiss me, you can kiss her...>You're really drunk. I wouldn't want to take advantage. Maybe next Saturday?Well, I'm freshly showered, about to put on my shit and meet them for cocktails. Could be fun.
>>216607974ugly on the outside but beautiful on the inside, not like me, I'm ugly in and out
>>216607974very nice
>>216607771love volvos so much
Examples of toilfus: the autistic latvian, the autistic jew, the autistic intern
quentim wilson has diedpoor sod x
>>216607997 she lost all this weight so who cares
>>216607974They look great. Would scran
>>216607997one eye fluorinated-happy thinking about the miles of cock and then other one thousand cock stare
says it all really
>>216607997this bint had braphog potential but she lost all her weight
>>216607974look alright yeahget them down ye lad
that sweet nap after gherkin shift
>>216608012*makes a gang sign with my hands spelling out ktim*
>>216608038music defener was peak reddit
get the nirvana spotify on
>>216607974i got a sausage for you
>>216607982you need to learn that women will string people like you along because even if they're in a relationship they love the attention. keep it strictly business lad
Why is this promoted as the pinnacle of British music? It's alright but nothing special IMO:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8JEm4d6Wu4&list=RDP8JEm4d6Wu4&start_radio=1Same with Oasis, they're mediocre at best.
reminder that somebody is excited to go to work because your girlfriend is there
>>216608038thinking that a THE RAPED boyband without a single good song is the pinnacle of music says a lot about the person listening to it as an adult and not a beanflicking 12 year old girl
Got the dark ambient on
>>216608032>>216608040yeah looks like a deflated balloon nowadays but we can remember the better days
>>216607996sc
Just shagged shondo
got psychedelic sound from the gymnasium on
drunk againwill be getting on overwatch to ruin some ranked games (Grandmaster 3 btw)
If my parents came to this country as migrants (I was born here), is it cultural appropriation for me to wear a poppy and commemorate Remembrance Sunday tomorrow? None of my family were in either of the World Wars but I consider this country to be my only home if that makes a difference but some people get funny about such things
had sex with an 18 year old todayfelt like reverse grooming all her ideaslightly apprehensive expecting police to knock on my door at some point
Oh..........GROW UP, you lot
Got the dark skinned men fucking valentina nappi on
>>216608073I'm pretty sure the jew is asexual or else a repressed dykeSame with the internLatvian is sincerely considering leaving her husband
>>216608038literally every word in every combination in the history of the English language
>>216608071this is the pinnacle of british musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VTlIrpEG1M
>>216608091Where did your parents come from
used to always compliment my last toilfu's outfits every morning when getting into work at my last toilshe started doing the same with me, eventually just led to general compliments every time we saw each other in the morningshe had a bf and it all felt very platonic but was nice just running into each other and telling each other how nice we looked
>>216608102Nice. She was made for it
>>216608123are you a girl btw
>>216608123UM !!
>>216608123YES YOU ARE!
>>216608089yeah fucked here an allshall be hanging out the arse tomorrow. Be reet for toil come monday though x
Here are historically documented examples of white women on plantations engaging in sexual relationships with Black men. Because of the structure of slavery, these were always coercive and exploitative, regardless of how they may have been described in records:Dorothea Bourne & Edmond (Virginia, 1820s)Her husband, Lewis Bourne, sought a divorce claiming Dorothea lived “in open adultery” with Edmond, an enslaved man. Testimony indicated she bore children by him. This case appears in Virginia’s legislative petitions and has been analyzed by historian Joshua Rothman.Polly Lane & Jim (Virginia, early 1800s)Lane accused Jim, an enslaved man, of rape. However, evidence showed she was already pregnant before the alleged incident, suggesting she had been in a sexual relationship with him earlier. Scholars such as Martha Hodes and Diane Miller Sommerville note this case as an example of a white woman’s sexual involvement with a black man that later became framed as assault when exposed.Patterns in Divorce and Church Discipline Records (Virginia & North Carolina, 1800–1861)In adultery suits and church investigations, records show white married women occasionally accused or had sexual relationships with enslaved men. Communities often treated these as scandals, and husbands used them to seek divorce. These cases confirm that such relations did occur, even if rare compared to the more common abuse of enslaved women by white men.Thomas A. Foster (“The Sexual Abuse of Black Men under American Slavery” and Rethinking Rufus) compiles evidence that black men were victims of sexual coercion by both white men and women.Martha Hodes (White Women, Black Men) provides detailed accounts of these cases, including Dorothea Bourne and Polly Lane.Encyclopaedic sources on Virginia and Southern slavery summarize that white women sometimes exercised sexual power over enslaved men, though cases are less documented because they threatened prevailing ideas of white womanhood.
gibbymoo does piss porn nowunder the guise of "squirting" of coursebut the "squirt" is all yellow and disgusting
>>216608115alri gibbymoolad
>>216608030nigga WHO??
>>216608123Correct, but a hole's a hole.
>>216608115that is one of the worst things I've ever heard, I'd rather listen to my mother beg for mercy.
>>216608127India via East Africa
mods
green
>>216608093for what? obeying the law?
>>216608152dont carelistening to nirvana on spotifygrow up!!!
the ponies are removed within 5 minutes but cuckspam stays up all nightah right
>>216608158bloke from the top gears
>>216608130there are women at my work married with kids who I would shag if the opportunity arosethey have families and stuff but I just... don't care
kovexpulthul
>>216608151thank you grok
>>216608166Indians died in WW2 so yeah I guess you can wear it, but I'm extremely racist and love Hitler so I still have to say get the fuck out of Europe. I don't wear a poppy, I wear a NSDAP party badge under my jumper.
>>216608170are you a girl? OwO *starts dry humping u* ... sex sex (if legal age).
>>216608186Pretty sure mlp when reported goes to actual paid janniesmost reports go to the board janny to look at and after 30 minutes if not looked at goes to a paid janny
>One day Moses is in the park when a white man approaches him, leads him to a blonde woman standing under a tree, and pays Moses to “go with the woman” while he watches (the implication being that Moses and the white women have sex while the man observes).>Many immigrants of color in The Lonely Londoners derive excitement from their sexual encounters with white women. New immigrants like Galahad are especially thrilled by the idea of having sex with white women, a fact Moses addresses by saying, “But [it] is no use talking to fellars like you. You hit two-three white women and [it’s] like you gone mad.”>Cap gets kicked out of his hostel and immediately gets together with a good-looking Austrian woman who—although she discovers he’s been lying to her about trying to find a job—makes financial sacrifices to sustain him.>In a city so stratified by racism and socioeconomic disparity, the fact that a black man can go to the park and find some form of relation with a white woman from an entirely different walk of life is quite significant. The communal aspect of Hyde Park is at odds with the otherwise quite segregated living conditions of the rest of the city—so much so that the narrator even refers to the park as a “happy hunting ground".
I sometimes think of this and burst out laughing
>>216608218>Paid jannylol
timmy hooting and hollering
>>216608197
>>216608156alrigh x>>216608165just get it listened to you cunt
>Cillian Murphy is only 5'9"no wonder indians worship him
>>216608245kek this is me
>>216608223LEGO star wars
thousands of gallons of cvp flowing
>>216608221Social media has corrupted everyoneGROW UP!!!!!!
>>216608115this is the most beautiful woman I've seen in my entire life
>>216608250
>>216608196yea no I would've taken the opportunity to shag her as well, don't care that she has a bfI just meant that there was no chance, was not the type of girl to cheat and we were colleagues at the end of the day, don't really want to shit where I eat
uma posting should be considered mlp posting imoi hate all horses
their neurons activatingthey spotted snappy
gibbymoos deleted everythinghope shes ok x
almost 11fuck OFF with your fucking fireworks
>>216608212No humping.
>>216608273you cant hate all horses
>>216608068I'm not exactly showering her with attention or bending over backwards to please her, I'm not that pathetic. She doesn't seem the type to manipulate men for personal gain either, in fact she seems a little oblivious to her own attractiveness
sincastermon wank
>>216608270text ruins it
Lifes been rough and I've fallen many times, but at least I've never obsessed about black dicks inside underage girls. God won't judge me so harshly
>>216608241i cried watching normal peoplemade me realise there is a whole other world out there and i am decidedly not part of it and never will be
pov lil timmy confused at the wig shop
Howling at this https://i.4cdn.org/b/17489348609.exe
>>216607974they look quite peng yeah
>>216608270
>>216608211You’d get on with my dad who is also a national socialist and has to a large degree self-deported. He still has a house here and visits for the summer but he believes the English should have their own homeland and that most of the recent migrants have been parasites. He’s pretty racist and used to tell us we’d need to work hard so we could get away from blacks and muslims
>>216608261good man
*starts getting humped*
>>216608293i hate all horses
got 8 beers and a bottle of wine about an hour agohaven't touched any of itbelly just not up to it right nowmight get a peppermint or ginger tea instead
John McAfee
I'm on a plain! I can't complain! I'm on a plain! I can't complain!
>>216608310>.exe
>>216608317
>>216608152link?
>>216608333noooooooo! - ;-;;
>>216608307yeah proper suicide fuel stuff if you've never had a gf or shagged (me)really great show though, excellent
>>216608342insane how accurate this is
>>216608268
>>216608337I'm stil on the first fucking canI will drink faster and so shall youTogether, ape strong
>>216607967if people are still pleasant with you at work you're not an irredeemable freak. I've worked with people who were so unlikeable that everyone actively shut out and tried to get sacked. It sounds like you're autistic (like me) and you just need to put yourself out there. It's hard because you'll always feel like nobody likes you but you should try and join a club or get involved with work nights and realise it's just a personal problem
what the fuck is a 4chan .exe file not even downloading that jpeg
fucking hell took an hour to drink that can
>>216608230
want to go on a BA plane so i can have a gin and tonic made for me by a rather lovely british english stewardess
the nightmare must end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tPTrgGptU0
had a very nice dinner and wine and fireworks and whiskey and telly with the family this afternoon and evening. they're a nice bunch x
reminder to report the BE flags posts
/brit/ is moving awfully fast right now, not a fan
just downloaded the exe and ran it but nothing ahppenedwhat is it supposed t odo
not reading that
>>216608283fugg just checked and you're righthope she's not dead and has just got a boyfriend or given her head a wobble and sorted her life out. Another /brit/ chapter closes. Hope I die soon too haha just kidding not really tho
Can't drink anymore just find it grim
>>216608398
>>216608317Sounds like a good man
>>216608384i'll have a herbal tea and maybe something to eat and see how i feel
>>216608404Been there, done thatAir hostesses haven’t been the same since they removed the age/marriage restrictions and got rid of the short skirts and low cut blouses
>>216608427Bet she loves that. Little slut
>>216608434LOL
>>216608426clones your PC and turns it into a sockpuppet for indian scammers. i ran it and there's an indian man screaming at me through my webcam now.
>still on the first can at quarter to 11dear oh dear I thought you lot were seasoned drinkers
>>216608337get it down you and a bag up you
>>216608460spaki
you lads ever done a wank on a plane?
>sitting in room with gf's parents>they just endlessly scroll through facebook videos>its literally all ai voiced videos saying shit like starmer violated this act and that act and hes going to get rule 34'd by the speaker etc without any proof within the video that these events have ever happened and they eat it up without question.is it just them being old people or do people nowadays genuinely lack media literacy and or blindly believe everything they read and hear as long as it affirms their beliefs?
>>216608434>>216608456
>>216608460Love this because it's true
>>216608443they keep at the fit ones for business class - thats what you pay forwhen i went premium economy they have some fit ones but mostly gay men for some reasonthen economy is always the old bints, disgusting really
rate the websitefile://C:/Users/George/Documents/website.html
all london street webcams are offline
>>216608477oh my god, reminds me of being in halls at unifucking peng girls everywhere on the night out
Went on a Ryanair flight recently and it was three male paki flight attendants. One of them reeked of bo and they clearly didn't like serving alcohol
>>216608443must have been fucking magical back in the day when it was acceptable to hire women based purely on looks and they were expected to look their best at all times
>>216608484>starmer rule 34
>>216608477How do you even get a bag without tor markets
>>216608480fuming lol
>>216608505how did u kno im somali lool
>>216608484dadberg watches this shite on youtubehes like "have you seen this" and its some fake Ai video of starmer or lammy doing something or other
>>216608505>"how did you know im somalian"
>were betty at
>>216608440He speaks half a dozen languages and believes that the elite of each race owe a duty to the less fortunate of their tribe to raise them up to a higher standard of civilisation. Looks at Indians living here in disgust because they’re stupid and play their music everywhere and have video calls in public without headphones. I think he just hates poor and stupid people desu
>>216608520>>216608523so-called free thinkers when
dtfic megamelty.jpg
Tried watching that new James Garfield Netflix series with the gf but she complained it was boringWell yes of course it's boring if you're looking at your fucking phone all the time
>>216608435
>>216608538great minds think alike
>>216608505somali
got a stegosaurus
>>216608517walk up to your local black man and ask himyou say"wag wan chap, got any charlie or chang on the go?"
>>216608516Starmer getting spit roasted by BBCs surely exists
LIVING JUST ENOUGHJUST ENOUGHFOR THE CITY
Oof boys, I tanned like 5 tinnies of bud, 2 or 3 pints of home brew on an empty stomach, than clambered to the shop for some maddog 2020 before ordering a kizza at about 5 or 6, eating half and passing out. Just woke up, do I get on the md?
The missus at her girls' night out
>>216608543ever shag her up the arse?
>>216608520>>216608523BOY YOU WORRING ABOUT THE WRONG "LINE"
new special interest unlockedfemale body hair
>>216608545LOL
COVID-19On 14 March 2020, a Akhil Bharat Hindu Mahasabha hosted a cow urine drinking party with over 200 people in attendance to ward off COVID-19. This urine drinking party was held weeks after a leader from India's North Eastern state of Assam told state lawmakers during an assembly that "cow urine and cow dung can be used to treat the coronavirus". Leaders from BJP had previously called for the use of cow urine as medicine and a cure for cancer.
>>216608484>>216608522Same my mum was banging on about Lammy stealing a poppy from a veteran earlier today and she had watched some AI slop video
>>216608307>>216608359same here. 5 years since I watched it and I never recovered. it's had me spiralling ever since oh my days
Might have sex later with a you know what
Why do cucks get off on sharing that they are cucks to everyone around them?
>>216608490I got upgraded to a premium economy exit row by a gay at the check-in desk who took a liking to me and I often get really nice seats by flirting with the girls at the check in desk. I only got business class once though and it was because they’d overbooked
>>216608561they have never recovered from this. Bro destroyed an entire country with a 10 second clip
>>216608587a lad?
>>216608550why did it turn out like thathere's my stegosaurus
>>216608498nearly got expelled my first week at uni for pissing in a bush while stood at the entrance for halls waiting for taxis with everyone elsewent back to the group then some cunt waddled out the security hut right up to me and said you're expelled show us your ID we've just seen you pissing all over the bushes. I said no you don't understand I didn't piss at all I'm pee shy and nothing came out. Then I lead them over to the bushes and swatted the leaves with my hand to demonstrate the leaves were dry,It was true, I can't pee if other people are near. Evidently they were satisfied that it was OK since I hadn't pee'd and had just flopped my pale willy out for a bit as they let me off with it (I never did produce my ID). Aynyway I dropped out of my own accord some time later and made nothing of my life so there we are.
>>216608442Stop being a faggot, lad>>216608471I openmed the first can at like 10:20I'm a late starter, you see
Stand in front of a mirror and firmly push your index finger on your right tonsil.This will expel dozens of tonsil pinkies that have been festering deep inside your tonsils for years and making your breath smell terrible without you even realising.PUSH THAT PINKIE
>>216608587
>every belgium/netherlands/quentinnonce post
pinkpantheress is actually extremely fit for a you know what
>>216608593barey any other fetish does this
>>216608503Sick to fucking death of male fligjt attendantsRyanair never had stunners but at least give me something to letch at
>>216608584>about Lammy stealing a poppy from a veteran well he did do that actuallyin parliament
>>216608593their fetish is literally self-degradation and humiliation, the more people they inform the more humiliated and degraded they become.
>>216608615a woman?
>>216608610um x
odds peppermintevens gingerdubs 440ml canister of ice cold lager beer
>>216608605LMAO would read again
>>216608498i just stayed in my room all the time with my wanking accessories doing dress up sissy wanks on cam for older men
lil timmy luv running his hand over her hairy chest x
>>216608639>>216608639>>216608639
brazilian women football sex arse
poo
RECYCLE>>216607615>>216607615>>216607615
>>216608634bio-fem
>>216607615>>216607615>>216607615old new
cba
>>216608596to be fair the gays are quite goodhad a gay who clearly liked me on a virgin atlantic flight last year who kept me stocked up with booze the whole flightdont know what his motive was
>>216608683he wanted to have gay penis sex with you up your anus
