WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU ARE DRINKING THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS FASTER edish
I'm not messing around anymore. How do I meet a cute British girl online and have her fall so hopelessly in love with me that she invites me to come visit her in the UK?
need a new asmr gf
i screampoo scream
she's not even irish, the twat. she's a yank.
On the so called "Stellar Artwa"
increasingly find canslad to be a massive wanker
just lit the sandalwood, cedar and cardamom scented candlefantastically positive orgones all around me lads
>>216608673just come here for uni and you'll be reet mate
>>216608680find them slightly grim from a cold can
>>216608679Don't think anyone I post is actually Irish, lad>>216608682Alri wankerlad?
got the swans on
>>216608700looks like my knob that
>>216608697i see a tampon stringimagine just yanking that thing like an outboard motor
>>216608697was wanking to this pic once a few years ago and realised her tampon string is hanging out and she also has poo on her foot
>>216608700hate when girls do lots of tiny scribbles in jew ink like this
>>216608697I've already graduated from college here, twice.What else? Are there online forums UK women frequent that I can join? What sort of hobbies do they like? I could start a youtube channel that makes videos catering to that sort of thing and maybe a fan will fall in love with me.
cockmogs me!
i'm the only straight redditflagger
WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT FUCKIN THING
>>216608738even the you know what on the right? surely not
NO DREAMNO SLEEPNO SUFFERING
>>216608752and then everyone poo screamed
do brits back the blue?
>>216608730that's clearly a bit of grass not poo
>>216608718um swans were cancelled sweaty x
>>216608735come UK for your PhD la'just get boots on the ground, big sesh when you land, all the /brit/ lads, Montague Pyke.
mental that they have similar bodiesbefore they turn around, look at their body shape, very similar
>>216608752melanin receptor was twitching
>>216608776the blue what
>>216608781yeah?
>>216608691very fancy i have a berry christmas one from last year which i'll start using again. also got a rose scented one
>>216608791blind mong
>>216608793(the police) aka the Blue Line aka the Boys in Blue aka the rozzers aka The Fuzz
>>216608792women don't have melanin receptors mong
I'm pansexual
still a few bokkles to get through, fuck me
reckon the belgium flag is heathermong with a VPN he gets obsessed with things like hair removal and linea nigras
>>216608791yeah about that...
HERENOW HERENOW HERENOW HERENOW HERENOW
>>216608805how is the berry onenext cop for me will probs be a vanilla one
>>216608813i think i might have to report this post or i could go to prison
>>216608835Just finsihed the first out of five cans, ladAnd then have the 350ml of ginWe can do this. I believe in you, lad
>>216608845i think in this case it's some shitskin rivalry thing
>>2166088462 pints deep in the club and I absolutely would I won't lie to you.
>>216586523 too late, the deed is done
going to take an ibuprofengot a head ache now
would you shag bonnie blue if she spread her flaps for you and offered you a go?
>>216608863now THIS is a man who backs the blue til he's black and blue
>>216608879hope you get a migraine x
... supper time wearing my excellent glasses watching Live Sao Paulo F1 GP qualifying on sky sports F1 on my PC via puck in home ..
>>216608893no, the other one yeah
>>216608878shall be honest lad the run I took to the retail centre and IKEA earlier this afternoon was a total fucking waste of timejust wandered about by myself through a handful of clothes shops. Everyone else was there with their gfs and all that.
>>216608894can vegetarians eat meat that jumped in the pan voluntarily?
the scrandemic
>>216608914>the retail centrestill here?
>>216608914pov skinny onyx
>>216608856it's a bit cheap and smoky but i'd tolerate it for the christmas season. generally prefer woody scents
I need someone to clarify this for me once and for all.So the name of the State is United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland but then England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland are like regions or are they also states or countries?
>>216608927e
>>216608927https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZIJyFcjF6I&list=RDKZIJyFcjF6I&start_radio=1
vanessa music video grimes, my wife
>>216608919so long as it's Halal and Certified Kosher I don't see why not
still not over lil peep
I wanna die
too fucking hot in here nowgot the electric fan on
>>216608914that's why i don't bother going shopping or walking around townwish there was something better to do
timmy's zoinks quirk chungus wife x
>>216608928I mean I'm here now yeah but I was genuinely away for a bit driving to the retail centre then walking up and down doing nothing for several hours then I came home and hopped back on
glinner retweeting morgoth now
>>216608970ive been here all daycouldnt be arsed to go out because of my anxiety you seewill try again tomorrow
hungry... thirsty...
Lads, I, Canslad, have a confession to makeI want to spaff on the Latvian's face
imagine having hot steamy sexo with a Syrian girl and you blast on her hairy legs. Sounds awesome.
almost forgot seasons are reversed and it's summertime in Britain right now
>>216608902what is that scar/mark on the side of his face>>216608914this is why I don't go out much, just end up aimlessly walking around alone by myself while everyone else is with other peoplebit depressing really, rather be at home distracting myself from the lonely feeling
>>216608993would be blasting inside her
dont have another wank in me im going to bed
>>216608941consult the chart
>>216608999>the knife did it!what would they blame if he'd strangled someone?
mamdani thread>>216608950
>>216608956will be 8 years ago in a few dayswas at uni back then, was literally on a night out when I heard he diedmad how long ago its been, feels like a lifetime ago but also I don't feel old, feels like I should still be in my early 20s
>>216609026It's all England
>>216608967Even at the height of summer it's a fucking waste of time. Walk as far as you like for as long as you like, still on your own among a sea of people out with their pals and their girlfriends. I've put in serious mileage and nothing happens. No one will ever speak to you or reach out to you. You need some semblance of social currency for something to happen. When you're truly on your own "going outside" means fuck all. >>216608982tomorrow's a new day eh? Might take a run out to a different retail centre tomorrow if I can be arsed. Unlikely though as I'll be hanging out my arse.
im on cameo now if anyone wants to put in a requestbirthdays, weddings, just for fun
>>216609037the victim, obviously.
>ziedy posting the exact same low resolution blurry screenshots as heathermonginteresting
>>216608962got the window open but can STILL hear fireworks
>>216609039as he should
>>216609051oh it's jeets seething about themmakes sense
>>216609059>>216609059Brutal reality but a fate that most urbanoids share. Find outdoor hobbies if you can like hiking or camping and you'll meet decent people who enjoy those things. You don't want to fraternize with citydwelling trash, they love their miserable podlife and will only drag you down.
its really taking the piss this
just made Brazilian lemonade. Congratulate me lads.
well done me lads
>>216609039n she played hard to get looken like dat LOL
l dont rate the mongol empire
one day last week I stayed up all night not even in bed just totally awake then went into work and did a 4 hour shifthonestly it was fine. When I got home I was fucked and fell asleep but at work I made it through. Probably shouldn't get into the habit of doing it tho
>>216609167What's that lad?
>>216608700where's her winky on the right???
>>216609205he had a pee, nothing exciting really
>>216609202your toil is only 4 hours?
hiiiii
watching vids from the long-gone asmrfu and crying
Australian Lemonade, now there's an energy drink flavour.
>>216609133
>>216609059>No one will ever speak to you or reach out to you.talking to strangers outside of a pub is weird imc
>>216608700would scran both arses
Peng
genuinely work about 3 hours a day at my comfy well paid wfh toil
>>216609053It's sad the name popped into my head earlier and back then I used to listen to him all the time and I haven't heard his name for years but he had some tunes. been listening to a few now RIP
just had an extraordinarily sloppy shitfinally cleaned upalri lads x
>>216609259>Mike Smith, best known for playing Bubbles on Trailer Park Boys, is charged with sexual assault. Halifax Police say the alleged incident took place on Dec. 30, 2017, in Dartmouth, N.S. The allegations have yet to be proven in court.8 years later and suddenly he's a rapist? Lol some miserable foid is looking for a payday.
>>216609235yeah I only work part time, 16 hours a weekfinances are tight but it just about works out althouh I have no money left over after bills and that. Will never retire but not arsed, will just top myself when I feel like it.
crazy how 80% of your personality is crying about it still
>>216609289what is this job and how do i get it?
Just made a pint of diluting juice after waking up. Had 8 pints from noon today. Starting to come back around now boys
>>216609309peng x
>>216609059Only time anyone's ever spoken to me while out walking is when their dog runs up to me, scrounging my lunch. They're like 'ahaha watch out he'll steal it out of your hand' and carry on walking instead of getting the fucking cunt on its lead.
>>216609259best thing you ever produced
got some kind o fvirus the screen keeps flashing YOU ARE GAY YOU ARE GAYim not gay
>>216609306LOL
>>216609323code monkeydont bother AI will replace me before long but enjoying it while it lasts x
>>216609323pornstar for blacked.com
pissing every 5 minutesbeertoil taking its toll
>>216609254prefer monarch which is peach flavour, if only they had a sugar free version
>>216609324>diluting juicewhat on earthyou mean squash?
I wonder if Balmoral has sat empty since the Queen died.
dlootin juice
he's seething because he is poor and unemployed in runescape and in real life
>>216609341Wahey! Top banter
>>216609312he's well known around here for being a predatori bet the girl was underage at the time
>>216609371being used to house boat people atm
>>216609246link>>216609319what do u do
>>216609354diabetes
>>216609397>what do you do?Prefer not to say.
>>216609365Alri tarquin?
get a room
just went on the "BLACKED" site for the first time and noticed how expensive it wasdo people really pay £35 a month to watch porn (obviously they do, that's how they make their money)
>>216609371charlie goes there for chrimbo dunt he
ultrawide on a spree of vigorous violations x
so who is the current parliament bull? lammy?
>>216609409fucking hell.... big awooga from me at these peng ladies
you will end up working in ALDI taking orders from sacked tranny
just wish you'd stop being boring hunlove you though
>>216609394i heard he's a messy alcoholic creeper
>>216609397https://www.youtube.com/@SleepyCupcakeASMR/videos
>>216609427sad little man
>>216609416if i was a tarq id call it cordial
>>216609383Not like meEvery day, man's on the block (smoke trees)
>>216609440mmhmm
>>216609441
>>216609451is there an ASMR channel where the girl actually speaks and doesn't just make these weird mouth sounds
gorw up
ginger tea made my belly feel well enough to eattime for a cheese salad sarnie
>>216609482yeah
cvp flow rate reaching new heights
>gorw up
>>216609494lucky. i've been nauseous on and off all week
>>216609450>>216609394nooooo not my heckin TV star guy!!!
>>216609442Get ordered to suck his weenus
>>216609482Eliza asmr
>>216609499cunt>>216609527thanks
posted the ponies again awardchange the channel marge!
nigger
bruh zone
>>216609425dont know. suppose he probably does. id like to get a look at it one day.
>>216609540
you saying that is cuh-razy btw
what is brit like at 3/4 in the morning?
>>216609527damn she cutehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-KjqouQYTc
>>216609555Wagwan my brudda
im in french for bread
pepperoni penis
>>216609579slow posting, yanks and aussies, nothing really going on.
>>216609579I wake up for work at like 5am sometimes and have a peek at /brit/ while checking morning emails, etc. It's really not good.
>>216609579Extremely slowYanks postingEventually a Brit wakes up and the cycle is renewed
>>216609596BRADLEY NO
My chronic pain and fatigue is especially bad today.
for me it's printing last night's brit threads to read on the train on the way into toil
>>216609583she's goated, has a very relaxing voice and demeanour and actually knows what she's doing
Sloppy poo left in the toilet bowl for neighbours to smell on the morrow
I don't know why, but the Ukraine war makes me unreasonably angry. The lines never fucking move. I just want the orcs to kill every uke man over 25 and get this shit over with.
>>216609631
going to write extension to filter regional flags bye bitch
>>216609629aww fibromyalgia playing up is it? grow up
>>216609631cackled at this
asmr isnt sexual like I don't wank to asmr but at the same time you'd never watch an asmr-tist who isnt pretty it just doesnt make sense
seasideMARK
>>216609643you share a bog with the neighbours?
>>216609661Nose long like garden hose (check your nose f am)
>>216609629that sucks, sorry to hear it. hope it gets better
>>216609553
ohbye!
>>216609661youtube clearly knows what I like but still throws a curveball like 'rajesh does indian poo massage asmr' into my recommendations sometimes.
>4 /brit/ threads A bit much don't you think
zzzap
>>216609579dominated by a certain sect of neets whose sleep cycles are fuckedglad i don't engage in that kind of behaviour any more
>>216609683YesGrow up
Can't believe how shite the remake of conana the barbarian is. The original had so much soul, the new is just generic woke slop
and so i awaken into another boring day in my cursed nigger life
In retrospect I may have gone too far tonight with the self-destructive behaviourfuck it though sometimes it needs doing. I've never seen a vagina so I have to get my thrills where I can
>>216609707@Employed Woman care to comment?
>>216609748what? lmao
>>216609661i love just plain scratching asmr, like on cardboard or the mic, nothing weird or sexual. but i recently got this channel in my recommends where it's this creepy guy finger fucking kleenex boxes and it's so weird
I poo in the neighbour's hedge. He still hasn't figured out it's me doing it.
got some weed but its shit
>>216609783ziedy mindraped you
Oh my fucking days lads. It's just reminded me.
>>216609750Ever had a conana milkshake?
peng choonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2xzN7hjIew
>World's biggest spiderweb discovered inside 'Sulfur Cave' with 111,000 arachnids living in pitch blackCOOL
>>216609752Ah... Hello ladMight make some noodles shortly, second wind now I'll end up being on here until 3/4am (knowers will get this call back)
>>216609758reminded me of that brutal samefagging employedwoman got caught in a few weeks backprobably still devastated by it
one of my friends said you can't be racist to white people so I responded by being racist to himno more of this nonsense, I'm taking a stand
Grinched Gherkin Shaker Fries SOON!
>>216609831not clicking that creepy nonce link. sorry x
>>216609781If it's sounds you're into then generally male content creators are much better when it comes to that stuff. Like the audio quality and the nature of the sounds is objectively better and hits harder.For me though it's tangled up with women and attraction even though I don't wank to it. It's something about a woman speaking softly and in a certain way.
>>216609835mfs be like "KTIM"
>>216609755What did you do lad? Can't be that bad surely?
>>216609835Uhh, Hans? Get der flammenwerfer
>>216609835only one solution for that.
Chiyo Chiyo Chiyo Chiyo no O - Sakura Chiyono O [10 Hours]
>>216609827>>216609855Very organic posts. Not buying your slop mate.
>>216609869>>216609875They're minding their own business
>>216609855
>>216609788Top banter>>216609829Nh... Any good?>>216609835Arbeit nacht frei cool
>>216609868nothing really just had a few too many alcoholic cider beers for which I will pay the price tomorrow. Will be fine for toil on monday thoughbeit
>Arbeit nacht frei
One of the lads out to say alri
>>216609905Aha rattled those little squids
>>216609902You want to buy McDonalds... And maybe a cheeky grinching? It is nearly that time of the year. I know you don't have kids, most people here don't, but maybe a cousin? Or a sister or brother? Their kids might like a grinching. It's good, clean Christmas fun.
>>216609961idgi
>>216609905Screaming at that fat Grinch
>>216609983F1 x Umamusume prety derby#umamusume #formula1 #ayrtonsenna #grasswonder
>>216609835
bet east ridings has a tight little bumhole
>>216609865idk, i think the best non-sexual asmr creators are women, although there aren't very many of them. with men, there's always a creep vibe and i think it's because there are less of them and their biggest audience is usually gay men and so they have to pander to them, just like most of the women have toi guess there are a couple of non creepy male creators now that i think about it but their content is very nerd oriented and that's not really my thing
>>216610002should be silence suzuka since they both had their heads blown smoove off during a race
>>216610014Not a bad way to go
>>216610030zest ridings
>>216610030who?
>>216610053nunya x
talk about something else.
>>216610053ariana homosexual
where’s gorpheus?
>>216609904yeah until they're not
get the pre 1974 counties back on the map pronto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL9o_BwSN-o
Right, where's everyone fucked off to then?
So what's the deal with beansThey're in a can but you gotta get them out into another can to cook them?Just put them in a microwave can to start with
>>216610132*blows your head smoove off*
>>216610106Just use the historic counties
>>216610014hate when that happens
>>216610147No good?
>>216610132Love beans me, all kinds, bit like women t bh
wasn't a fan of the egyptian dance hat bitch does
>>216610149correct
They should invent a microwave you can put metal into
It loometh
>>216610188mae is too light haired and pale to be french
wait, was carly bender the one who used to post that tranny image with ...yh
>>216610208...yh
prefer not to say
>>216610208Yes
>>216608952that old man is asking for it tbf
if femboys had a hole that wasn't full of shit (like a bussy) I'd be all up in there
>>216610190Basically an air fryer but the mechanism of heating isn't the same really... Actually, nevermind.Fuck sake.
oh right well i was the one who kept spamming the tranny with her cock out then turning around to shake her arse
This cheap Lidl wine is quite lush desu
They should invent a microwave you can put your bollocks into
>>216610234you have better taste than the freak that's been posting them for centuries
>>216610193>>216610193>>216610193
hath cami exposed thine cock and balls yet?
>>216610132Beans are fucking rank straight out the can, needs crushed garlic and wooster at least.
>>216609661I watch an Indian man from Birmingham do eye test ASMR
>>216610237I tried a few of the goon sacks from there and they're decent but not as cheap as buying beer or worse, a litre of Lidl whisky (balmuir)
Watching the final duet from Omori over and over again, streaming my tears out
>>216610234um
>>216607615>>216607615>>216607615
