Time to go to Church edish
lest we forget, there is toil tomorrow
Based edishI do hope you're all going to stand up and observe the 2 monute silence at 11am
>>216619259Not for me, took the week off you see
>>216619269Armistice Day is the 11th.
>2 monute
I want to go play on an RSPS with ToB and do runs in that game as well I got the song stuck in my head and would hear it when trying to go to sleep (the final song)
happy 9/11 lads
>>216619293Yes, but today is Remembrance Sunday: https://www.gov.uk/guidance/national-service-of-remembrance-sunday-9-november-2025
>>216619315a toast! to the imminent death of the great satan!
give me methampetamine
firing intercontinental ballistic missiles loaded with nuclear payloads right into nigger skulls
how do i start loving my neighbour as myself if i hate myself
i forgot
>>216619369blindly love them if you are a christian
sucking barron trumps big long willy because im maga
>>216619369Maybe you should love yourself as the Lord loves you?
>>216619369first, love yourself as you love your neighbourthen when your neighbour pisses you off, love him as you love yourself
>>216619369treat them as you wish to be treated
>>216619412genius
staying inside until after 11 because i dont know if im meant to do the 2 minutes silence in the stations standing still or if im allowed to walk
today is remittance sunday the day when you bring me presents
Want to eat her poo.
unc is still sleeping
>>216619369raep
A minutes silence for all those affected by the mass influx of black bastards and smelly pakis into this our countries.
remember remember the 9th of november
a minute silence in remberance of the singularity in 5 years
your city of londons your cheadles
just
Reckon my leftypol employer would rip the piss out of me if I asked if I could observe the 2 minute silence ar 11am on Tuesday. I'd be told to jump onto Teams for a meeting ASAP
done my hangover poo but still feeling a bit rough. Might be a spot of vomittoil on the cards.
alternate history where britain became catholic because guy fawkes won and then hitler won and made us into a mussulini/francoist fascist country in the north
got my poppy on
>>216619508dont talk during it then go ahead, get fired for that
>>216619536rorke when he flicks his collar up
>>216619506>>216619512trannies are utterly revolting aren't they let's be honest now
>>216619512
us toilers dont know how good we have it. taking 5 days annual leave feels like double becase you have the 2 weekends either side of it and then if you combine the time not worked on the friday before and the monday then that's 10 days
>>216619558me after a rotten mcdonalds double cheeseburger
How to fix Britain1. End external immigration of my sperm (by destroying their sacks)2. zero gravity bollock extermination3. death penalty for my nards4. conversion therapy for my testicles (from whole to smashed)5. declare having intact scrotums illegal6. nationalise the rail (so trains can drive over my sack)7. nationalise energy (so I can dip my danglers into a million degree tokamak reactor)8. introduce an immigrant tax post-brexit where immigrants must pay 5% to bash my soft testes9. post-brexit tariff revenue income for the treasury to be put into heavy brown bags and dropped on my testicles10. tax evading companies have their assets and operations seized by the state until they punch my eggs11. pressure inside my ballbag to increase to 25%12. end free schools and invest in a massive state school building (on top of my exposed bollocks)13. national scrote bashing is mandatory14. no intact male sex organs in education for anyone from nursery to university15. massive infrastructure projects, Crossrail 2, HS3 and a London airport linking freight rail, sea and air so as to assault my gonads on all fronts16. raise chokehold on my aching nards to 15,000PSI17. end emergency operations on hurt testicles18. end inheritance (of healthy bollocks)19. end the smoking ban so pub-goers can stub out their fag-ends on my tender gonads20. 20% banker bonus for every CEO who flicks my sack21. increase military spending to 10% of GDP so missiles can be laser-guided to my scrotum22. Abolish the house in which my sack resides23. reduce my healthy sperm count to 550 (then to zero with a hammer)24. remove Sinn Fein from Parliament (but only after they blow my sack with a car bomb)25. Abolish my testicles
lol not reading a single word of that mate
>>216619558that's a man
with a four leaf poppy on my breastthe red white and blue upon my chest it's such a joy for us to see for they play football the rangers way
>>216619551Reckon they'd try to manage me out rather than taking the hit of directly firing me because of it. There's still a lot of boomers who care about Armistice Day
>>216619563>the time not worked on the friday before and the mondaywhat do you mean by that... haha
i honestly have no idea why you would post content like this but refuse to just get your baps out. seems a very arbitrary line at that point
>>216619580mcdonalds food is standardised its impossible to get one thats rotten
>>216619607lol I dont care
le arbitrary is le bad!!!
>>216619632always get liquid shits after some maccies
>>216619614thought nora would have a big hairy bush
>>216619558it's literally just sexual roleplay isnt it. only everyone on earth is supposed to participate under threat of harm
>>216619608well when you get home from toil knowing you have next week off you can party like its 1999. and you're working all the day you teturn to work. it's only 8 hrs
>>216619614It's less to do with morals and more about the perpetual tease. You have to give the coomers a reason to keep coming back. You can push the line further and further over time but you need to leave yourself somewhere to go in future.
White bois could be anywhere
>>216619620fuck he's disgusting viewed from the side
>>216619652really? blocks me up
>>216619657pretty much. you're a very bad person if you don't play along with the mental illness
>>216619632you go into the kitchen and theres you know whats in there doing all sorts with their dirty hands
mods, ban anyone who posts in the 2 minutes silences
>>216619681um hi
hopefully shes awake
>>216619692used to get that but i think my body just can't handle slop anymore. i'll eat some maccies and 2 hours later i'm shitting liquid
>>216619657>it's literally just sexual roleplay isnt it.That's putting it lightly. They're publicly performing a sexual fetish. It's barely better than outright wanking in broad daylight. They should all be shot.
>>216619679literally the perfect woman
yeah exactly like the cucks on 4chan
legalise wanking in broad daylight
the queen looking well x
>>216619735Every year as I get older my poos get worse and worse. I swear when I was younger I used to do normal poos but now they fucking destroy the toilet every time. It must be to do with aging in general like stuff doesn't work as well as it used to because I've not drastically changed my diet.
Grow your beard NOW
>>2166197112 minute silence is on the 11th no?
poo
omg everyone be wuiet!!
>>216619772dont need to, i jawline mog everyone around me
>>216619772he looks shit either way
>>216619754https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1761951261699325.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762501963820416.webm
>>216619771mines the same except not pooing, it's peeing. I think I've done me prostate in after the last 15 years of intense gooning. I can't piss properly anymore and it's just little trickles lol probs got cancer
jolly good show lads
>>216619783>>216619797>>216619805>>216619808>>216619811shame on you
In bed. Farting.
>>216619808she looks better without makeup than 100% percent of women on the planet
>>216619783>>216619805>>216619808>>216619811You're an absolute disgrace lad.>>216619797You get a pass. Wouldn't expect any better from a kraut.
DEATH TO ALL NIGGERS
>>216619840terrible uniform
>>216619840>>216619845sry ;_;
>>216619754https://saint2.su/embed/QrB6ErinzmU
>>216619840>>216619845I have to live around niggers, coconuts, about, jeets and all the other filth. these faggots should have fought harder to eradicate the non-European scum from our countries, only then would I show respect*spits at your feet*
>>216619840>>216619845
teens/20s = clogging the toilet with a type 2 30+ = type 5 every time
>>216619811Yeah same here unironically, was the gooning that did it for me as well I'm sure of it. I was doing edging sessions that lasted 3 entire days out my head on mephedrone the entire time with my willard forced to become hard with viagra/cialis the entire time.There's also a weird thing with mephedrone where it can make it impossible to pee when you're on it, despite having a full bladder / kidneys and knowing you need a pee. I think it has something to do with the urethral sphincter not being able to relax, I used to look it up when I was sat on the toilet for hours trying to pee so I could get back to wanking. Been off it for a good while but my peeing is fucked now.
got virgin island on
another miserable day of my dogshit incel life
grim bunch of politicians you lot have there
>>216619927Lovely stuff. Not really suitable for November though.
starmtrooper on the move
... breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching DP tour Golf on my TV via puck in home ...
>>216619896did a gigantic type 4 that filled the entire water of the toilet bowl like a big pile of chocolate flavoured mr whippy
>>216619878based. found some nice videos of sayuri mattar on there too
doing a really itchy poo
>>216619896Once I didn’t shit for 5 days but when it finally came out it was so fucking big and chunky half of it was sticking out of the water and I also had precum leaking from the tip of my cock because of the prostate stimulation
whys farage not there?
I get called a prick for asking this every year but I'll do it again now: will we be having Remembrance Service in the year 3025?All this pomp and ceremony and if you're not a poppyshagger then you're brown and you're a wrong 'un yeah but when does it end? When will we be allowed to move on?
>>216620020
>>216620038brown wog 'un
... the guys are all here stil ... picture by me in home today ...
>>216620020thats normal for me
>>216619920do you still consume a lot of caffeine? I think mine is due in part to caffeine and having anxiety (from living in a multicultural society). I assume intense masturabtion sessions would have to have detrimental effects on your genitals somehow. I've never taken mephedrone, but I used to do the same thing on cocaine
>>216620038after WW3 they will just change it to remember that insteadin perpetuity for future wars
My thoughts on this day are with the men and women that fought for a Europe free of the influence of international financiers, a Europe of clean rivers and healthy forests, a Europe that serves the interests of Europeans. They may have been defeated, but I shall never forget them and their sacrifice.
>>216620038The UK won't exist in 3025 and you'll have been dead for a thousand years
what about poomembrance bumday
>>216620020poo screaming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-CMpOpckXA
i really hate niggers lads :/
>>216620099same mate aha *sucks you up my arse*that cunt wont be seeing the light of day for a while
got fish and potatoes in the air fryer because I didn't have any chips but doesn't feel right
>>216620116he'll come out looking like one of them aha x
>>216620099
remember the lives lost for katie's right to receive bbc in her bum
ghosting a girl i like and who likes me because i can't handle the pressure of talking to her, i assume after a while she'll assume i'm not interested and go find a chad
>>216620139quentin
>>216620099you dont hate me tho
>>216620128>potatoes>no chips
>>216620066I do drink a couple cups a day for sure but I'm positive the bulk of the damage was the wanking sessions. When I say 3 days I mean 3 whole days, no sleep just redosing the gear or getting up to pee, interspersed with occasionally chugging down a milkshake for some calories. I don't know much about urology but I am fairly positive I did real lasting damage to my prostate as a result of all this.not terribly arsed though, it was my decision. These days I have to pee a lot through the night though which isn't great. Have to get up at least once every night and on the rare occasion I don't get up my kidneys feel sore in the morning.
>>216620099theres like two dozen of them here total we've got bigger fish to fry
>>216620128why would you cook tea now
>>216620157yeah? *sparks you clean the fuck out*
>>216620168hes not cooking tea hes cooking fish and potatoes
>>216620010nah not about that
>>216620168why can't you eat fish and potatoes for breakfast
>>216620181ur not british if u dont call dinner tea
>>216620139why did you take down your twitter?
>>216620177*feigns unconsciousness and waits until you turn to walk away and grabs you by the leg and pulls you to the floor and tears your arsehole to shreds with my fangs*
>>216620183faggot coward
>>216620204awh dont do that matei punch blokes in the face for that
aussies are so violent
>>216620099shoot niggers on sight
>>216620228
>>216620208dont like cock do i
Walked around M&S doing my shopping while all the flag shaggers stood in silence
>>216620260*twists your nipples*where's your poppy?
>>216620164dawn lad, that's fucked lolmy goon sessions were no way near as bad as that. I read caffeine can cause constant peeing and makes it harder to pee. I only have small sips of water every now and then and need to pee it out like 10 minutes later. Think its an over active bladder from the caffeine. Anyway we may have fucked prostates, but at least we ain't niggers haha x
>>216619614If you can cover your areolas with just a finger I think they are too small imo
>>216620274sc
>>216620251he hasn't got one anymore...
woke 2.0 is coming. rorke is NOT ready
>>216620304an angel has lost its wings
didnt mean to atach the homer image
the raped
Leftypol resurgence is coming. Be afraid rorke. From Lands End to John o Groats Britain will be green
my organs hurt
DC;VG
>>216620325truly
>>216620389dont care voting garfield hahahahahahhaa
Two Muslims talking loudly during the 2 minute silence in Edinburgh Waverley earlier
rorke being hung upside down in the street like mussolini and stoned to death by the woke resistance in 2030
>>216620344ktim
>>216620399they were speaking in scotch, rorke
>>216620397screaming *roundhouse kicks your fucking head off with steel cap boots*
rorke seeing a picture of a black man and yelling
>>216620399bet you couldn't wait to tell us
How did we feel about this
John O'Scrotes
>>216620399shouldn't have knifed the cunts and then their kids
>>216620426Who else would I tell?
>>216620397senSATIONAL fucking post
>>216620304that's extra grim
>>216620440
nearly lunch time, meal deal on the cards
Might go to Whitechapel and see all the cheeky cockneys
even if britain magically elected some gigarorke third party that ran on a platform of anti-immigration, they'd still do a complete 180 on the policies and toe the globohomo line immediately upon seizing power
>>216620475
>>216620493why?
using psychological manipulation tactics to pitch my maori and indian neighbours against each other until it escalates into a violent brawl
>>216620502because democracy is an illusion lad!
>>216619369I was reading my study bible and apparently it could be better translated as ‘love your neighbour as though you are one’. Also you love yourself more than you know, you use the bathroom when you need you eat when you’re hungry etc. hating yourself is self conceited it’s really the ultimate act of self love
right theoretical question if you were being arrested and an attractive female policewoman tased and roughly subdued you would you get in further trouble if you got a stiffy
>>216620493thast what meloni did in italy
>>216620514who's the magician doing the illusioning?
>>216620430Still absolutely fuming lad. Nick and David have blood on their hands
>>216620503perhaps you will enjoy this video of a saffer absolutely tanning his rorke neighbourhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760046317155080.webm
>>216620516niggas reading the bibnle
>>216620529big business
>>216620529the jews
>>216620544fucking wailing
>>216620544Shut it Jew
>>216620344we had to do this at my work induction but with a no touching rule
>>216620561
>>216620541nigga got bodied lmao
>>216620554on that bombshell, good night!
i fucking stink real good I LOVE IT cant stop huffing my armpits
>just landed a Christ air at the skate parkmuslims seething because no trick if named after mutthummad
>>216620580you smell like poo my love!
>>216620541the commentary from the wife at the end haha he ees out of hees head
>>216620578yeah he was in a bad way at the end there, writhing around and making weird wailing noises probably needs seeing towhat's more I don't think he ever bumped his head on the ground or anything it was literally just from being clobbered so many times
>>216620598
>>216620344He knows what can happen
For me an indigenous person or a native person is something who is unable to directly point to the country or ex-country of their origin. And thusly has no ties there. When retarded Welsh or Irish fags say Sassenach. Do they really think we have anything to do with people from those areas of Germany? We don't even know if we're from there.
Can hear the sister doing cute little rabbit poos. Got a lob on
Bit outrageous how many Aussie posts there are right now. Go away.
>>216620636mate
there should be a usb scanning device that requires detection of confirmed vaginal particulates on a posters knob for him to be able to post here
Reckon if I’d have fought in world war 1 it would have been over by Christmas 1914. None of this messing around in trenches, just a massive artillery barrage, a grenade and bayonet for every man and Zerg rush the Germans
hear hear, mr hitchens!
asking random women on the street for the vaginal particulates
The only time men that fought for the good of Europeans set foot on British soil.
>>216620690shut the fuck up
>>216620680Devil lettuce addicts owned againAre Lucy haters, their time coming
>>216620702mogging of the century
Why would Satan attack you when he is your father? You are his high priest, his most valiant warrior.
The captain wired in he had water comin' inAnd the good ship and crew was in perilAnd later that night when his lights went outta sightCame the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
>>216620680>Page 25 in a medium nobody uses anymoreWell done
>>216620707You are not European, your opinion is irrelevant.
hahahaha hey lads!!
>>216620541bet he shagged his wife absolutely rotten after that. seeing your husband absolutely batter somebody with no consequence must be a real aphrodisiac
1 month ish until i top myself
>>216620540You know what mate I can kind of understand Nick's suspicion but to still keep Alan in is unforgivable. Especially when Alan voted David minutes earlier.
>>216620731shut your cracker ass up
Chinese Rorke on a mad one
>>216620702looks like a praying mantis about to snare a particularly plump beetle
>>216620690the nazis would have sterilised invalid runts like you
>>216620764done that honky fool
here's the thing:
>>216620773Three of my grandparents were the children of National Socialists, so I'm afraid that isn't the case.
>>216620801
stapling tapeworms to my penis
>>216620737primal shit innitcan't imagine anything worse than the opposite either: your missus watching you take a beating off another man. Women walk around with this idea that their man is their "protector" and all that. If a woman saw her man get exposed like this I don't think he'd be able to recover.
Got promoted to the Premier league on fifa and im getting battered.Signed Harry Kane and he's too old to run so he just walks into the box and gets shut down
>>216620798Looks painful
looking to the sky and enjoy the life
bisexual missus strumming herself while watching me beat off another man
>>216620798did she die?
>>216620850:)
might leave home and become a street urchin
>>216620827*smirks*there's levels to this game kid*sprints away from you and bloots one into the top corner from 30 yards*
The menace we willingly invite into our homes.
don’t like that webm
no i do NOT use bluetooh headphonesgives you BRAIN CANER that much
wonder if mary magdalene let jesus sling one up her now and then
>>216620850i want this little nigger skinned and barbecued at once
>>216620876
>>216619236>go to ChurchI'm a Polytheist and I hate retarded Monotheism
>>216620895that lamb is almost certainly dead by now so you'll never get your wish
>>216620904very cool
>>216620765need a LKY type figure to sort out this country
no idea how long sheep live if left to their own devicescould be 5 years, could be 30. One of those things I simply do not know and won't be looking up because I prefer not knowing.
>>216620882we have an AGA
letting earthworms slide down the ol' 'rethra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7Wi_ktGb5s
>>21662094412 years
>>216620894dont think the bible ever explicitly says he was celibate so its possible
>>216620850
completely skinning myself alive and sprinting towards old ladies in the street screaming at them
catberg... come on now...
>>216620882Get the ebikes chargingGet the air fryers frying
>>216620917What’s your argument? Who created the multitudes of dieties?
Hi everyone. I am addicted to alcohol and cannot stop drinking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqZJ-qX09goso peacefulcosy sunday vibesthis is what a white english family looks like
>>216620986he keeps doing it again and again!!
i love my little slimy penis
>>216621002Hiya mate. Ever thought about just like stopping?
>>216620986hope she drops a little turd there
The English are a wicked, evil, cursed race of people
might fry some air in a bit, just for a laugh and something to do
>>216620798Wonder what her face strains like when she's pushing out a solid fat dark mess
>>216621002Hi anon, we accept you and love you
>>216621000what's your argument against it?polytheism just makes sense
>>216621019ktim
I sleep 12 hours on weekends and 5 hours during the workweek. 8 on average.
>>216621016That sounds good, I'll try doing that or at least cutting down if I can't stop cold-turkey. Thanks mate
Hi everyone. I am addicted to trannies and cannot stop wanking
>>216621052No problem lad. Good luck in your endeavour!Next patient please.
>>216621019so true!
really fucking hope we don’t get banned from 4chan can we all at least work out a backup plan?
this is a teams meeting you FOOL
>>216621002ktim
>>216621036Did God A create God B?
>>216621053Hiya mate. Ever thought about just like not being an utter bender and growing up?
>>216621051i sleep 3 to 5 hours a night and want to kill myself
held in a shit for so long that it started to turtlehead and lift me off my chair
>>216621085no
>>216621079cameras on guys we're a cameras on team and by that i mean one person likes to be on camera so everyone has to oblige
>>216621087how? do you exercise?
got a sunburn from my fun day at the beach
>>216619285Would be fun if my face was between those boots, mouth forced agape and I would roll around on a skateboard as she dropped little nuggets of heaven for my 6 hourly snack
>>216621097serious problems
>>216621096what if you say yours isn't working but just have a bit of tape over it?
>>216621053Fuck you, freak
my first gf had an older sister who was much fitter than her, would've loved to have had them both
>>216621113why werent we invited?
>>216621113Sun too spicy for timmy
I hope the next edition is also christian
>>216621133nobody actually believes you so they start talking behind your back about how you're not a team player
>>216621091howling at this
>>216621140pics
>>216621158its still going im typing this with my toes now
>>216621123expand
>>216621173EL OH FVCKING EL
>>216621140First gf's younger sister was better looking desu
>>216621173Too far
Meowing out loud to myself
imagine having a giant four foot long poo sticking out your arse and being able to balance on it and kick at enemies like a kangaroo
>>216621173artist's impression
>>216621173>>216621231really isn’t that funny
>>216621231grow up
>>216621249ahaha
>>216621250Meltdown
>>216621249chortling
>>216621249why is he bart
>>216621249cackling like a vvtitch
indian spambots talking to themselves again
elephant shrews aren't actually elephants
>>216621304>>216621265
>>216621249SCROOM
>>216621073sharty mate
The builders fit stepdaughter showed up yesterday while he was finishing off a job for me. I wasn't sure if it was his daughter or younger sister. I have a feeling that she is underage but she seemed to be lingering about while he was finishing up. Feeling very uncomfortable right now.
oh grow up
Feeling autumnal
>>216621249gromit
missus’ sister is a literal gremlin compared
make the facking new
only underage if someone finds out
giving orders to my spambots presently
>>216621349On your way to Costa, are you?
catberg yawning and sending an evil green cloud of fishy breath directly up my poor innocent nostrils
>>216621364truer words have never been spoken
bummed a young lad last night took his arse virginity and came deep inside his arse while forcing him to squeeze his arse tight around my willy corrrr i was huffing poppers too
>>216621405>>216621405>>216621405
>>216621364Not how it works
my ex gf's sister was a "model" (wore clothes and had her picture taken for catalogues and the internet and that) but she was the uglier sister by farIt kind of reminded me of those memes where the supermodel is compared to a random supermarket worker and the sueprmarket worker is a 10/10
>>216621404ok
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