Based Book edition
been looking on the personal finance Reddit and it's mental how much people pay for cars and car insurance, it's basically the second highest outgoing after rent for some.I paid £1500 in cash for my shitbox in 2016 and my annual insurance premium is like £420.
Lamb shoulder tonight :)had some onion ring crisps though so I've undoubtedly ruined my palate for the rest of the day
I have sex
literally got banned for a "doing a poo" post earliergo to hell janny i hope you fucking die, i have a 4chan pass and i expect better service
>driving in 2025lmao theres nothing out there to do just get a job in your town and walk to work
>>216621584young drivers get fucked over first couple of years on insurance even if they don't make any claims
So yeah I did start to read that book. Then I got distracted so I'll have to start again today and just read all day and avoid 4chan and any other distractions.
>>216623518
coconut doggy
>>216623529AI slop
>>216623495no need to be rude to are Allison
>>216623518Having a pass doesn't stop you from being banned for posting childish retard sperg shit all day
Eating a punnet of cherries and contemplating Dua Lipa sex arse
>>216623574nigga's had a pass longer than most birt users have been alive lmaoooo
>>216623574>8 yearsif buying a pass wasn't embarrassing enough
>>216623587good man, love cherries
>>216623574the point is it was unjustified, i literally wasn't breaking any rules, they're just being cunts for no reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfR18dQkKSg
>>216623591screm grandypops bestowing his wisdom
>Foreword>0:02
is that avatar use i see?
>>216623610You can't afford £20 a year?>>216623615You did break the rules. You spammed autistic shit for like an hour
>>216623635Forgot to crop out your name mate
It's very sad that someone's idea of 'making the most of life' is having 7 beers over and over
>>216623635ROTATE
have deduced with AI and wiipedia that the lump in my scrutom is a Spermatocele and not cancer and as such there is no need to have a doctor fondle my bollocks
>>216623663no i bloody didn't, it was a one-off, if someone else was spamming that's nothing to do with me, furthermore go fuck yourself you bootlicking virgin
got my black poppy on for the bame heroes
>>216623687Be careful someone might report you again for being a sperg retard spamming le poo all day haha
>>216623683who are you referencing
honestly the single best gimmick is replying to a post like 'me when.....' and relating and the original post to something humorous
>>216623611Mental how good they are, expensive too. Love that rich unique taste to them. Pop three in my mouth and sort the pits out with my tongue
>>216623684Pewdiepie if he didn't get lucky with youtube
>>216623663I can afford it, I'm just not a virgin
>>216623686I have a varicocele, a giant varicose vein inside my left bollock. Makes it feel like a soft bag of worms and also negatively affects sperm and testosterone production apparently.
sitting all zesty like on the train
why do fat mid women not want fat mid men (me)
>>216623716Yes you are, you're posting on here on a glorious sunday afternoon. Don't larp, you're just poor.
Better than being stuck indoors sad, lonely, and depressed
>>216623703good, ban evading is so easy i might just make a hobby of shitting up /brit/ as much as possible out of spite
>>216623734
nth for the gyaldem
>>216623735Because in-shape men will happily plow a chubby bird. She doesn't need to lower herself to sleeping with fat men.
>>216623756literally nobody asked but you were so desperate to post the gay little picture you took for a moment of notice on an anonymous forum
>>216623749You were already doing that and for some reason you're larping like some scolded schoolboy begging people to believe him it was only one time honest!! You'll get a three day ban by the time the days out, so spam all you want lmfao
>>216623779yeah?
>>216623779shut up petulant nigga
>>216623761she looks like she fucks niggers
*jiggles your belly*youre putting the beef on son
>>216623771yeh but you cant get through your entire life being a disposable piece of shag meat lad
>>216623771Post the other one with that goofy face she pulls
>literally nobody asked but you were so desperate to post the gay little picture you took for a moment of notice on an anonymous forum
The reason passfags always resort to calling other people poor is because they don't have the IQ to come up with anything else, ironically this same lack of IQ is why they are passfags in the first place
Collected nearly 150 cherry pits - gonna put them in the blender and make a nice smoothie.
>>216623795i literally mate one poo post and then a couple other autists took it upon themselves to start spamming and so i was deemed guilty by association and caught in the crossfireplease preserve what little dignity you have and take your nose out of janny's arse crack you slutty nigger
>>21662380870% of modern women manage just fine
something weirdly pathetic about that sweden poster
fucking love aussie posters
>>216623735Love shagging fatties me
aussie meltdown haha
>>216623842hes a beg
>>216623811I know the one you mean but I can't find it, must not have it. Have this instead.
>>216623839>same hope some boring tedious cunt brit poster isn’t our new jannyMy recent bans seem random af
rorke taking DMT in order to fight extra terrestrials in the hopes of freeing humanity in a courageous battle leftypol and xis trans bf living in the pods and eating the bugs
looks like aussie will need to learn his lesson the hard way
>>216623842okay
>>216623518>>216623615Once got banned for "trolling outside of /b/" for posting that Jezza Clarkson "you're brown" imageGenuinely baffled me that, especially considering several others had replied the same thing to the post I was replying to, mine only had a visual aspect that apparently warranted a 3-dayer
you can report on the botnet too btwprobably caught like fifty reports because he called the spammer boring
>>216623856australians are being genocided and youre laughing
>extra terrestrials
>>216623839unfortunately it almost definitely will be, it's always the tedious ones who seek out positions of petty authority
>>216623839the new jannies are banning over nothingsomeone yesterday got banned in /sp/ for calling a Spurs fan a Yid, the term they use for themselves
>>216623874Alreet lad she looks very huggable this one
>>216623904That was funny. They're so sensitive!
>>216623902mate you were posting "poo screaming" and projecting your OCD for hours on here and now you're larping like some revolutionary taking the fight to internet jannies, PLEASE GROW UP YOU PATHETIC VERMIN
>>216623021ktim but also no job and can't get one because i have a long employment gap which just keeps growing
>>216623904wokeness gone mad
>>216623839got a warning for using the term malteser head earlier on
watching Rings of Power the hit fantasy show from Amazon Prime
>>216623901you are not welcome here demon
got banned off /ck/ once for mentioning curry in a derogatory way, janny must've been a saar
>>216623932err it was me who posted poo screaming and it was one post wind it in before I contact your superiors
>>216623933SameI’m fucked
>>216623904Remember that post, it's mwad
>gymmaxxing>hairmaxxing>fashionmaxxing>skinmaxxing>teethmaxxing>scentmaxxing>posturemaxxing>voicemaxxing>personalitymaxxing>dancemaxxing29 year old skinnyfat wageslave here. Doing everything I can to scrape an ounce of enjoyment from my twenties just before the clock runs out. Buzzer beater. This comeback will be one for the ages.
Every time I get banned on /tv/ it's always for quoting a TV show, which is apparently "off-topic". There's a janny there lately who seems to really hate Peep Show or is just too autistic to recognise what are clearly quotes.
>>216623953got warned for calling mexican food overrated
>>216623932i didn't post that THOUGH
>>216623969tried not coping this hard and just enjoy life instead?
that trumpet song they play on rememberance day before the footy is fucking wank surely we could have come up with something better
>>216623969Does it not all feel like a chore?
Got booted out of /r/CasualUK with my tail between my legs
>>216623021Pain
>>216623969do a lil dance for us
Bri-ish people be loike: Munday, chewwwsday, wensday, thuhsdy, FROiday, SA-A-DAY, SONdae…Lit-ra-leeh!
lol the BE flag posts (or his clognigger main) never get any replies
can't find torrents of inbetweeners s3 anywherefewming
>>216624039screm
>>216624037poo screamingi do be loike this akchully
screaming a pooey scream
>>216623756rorke... your creps....jheeeeez!
poo me up scotty
>>216624044it's all on 4od matemovies too
its mondee tomorra
a wank is on the cards
pooing up my own nose
rorke is making a bomb
£3.50 for a biscuit?
Me? I'm 35 but finally starting to get /fit/. Maybe when I reach my dream body I can kill myself.
Most bizarre ban I got was a few years ago for posting pony content outside of /mlp/ which I never did. Ban message didn't even have a post link so I had no idea what the offending post was.
>>216623756need to get a lint roller on those trousers mate you look like a grotty tramp
>>216624087can't believe you made bail after what you did to those kids racismlad
>>216624088
>>216624066stylish aren’t they
>>216624089Cry to them poorfag, not us. Stop being a coward.
i love swedish poster
>>216624089take it to the front counter and tell them to kill themself glide ouf
>>216624119its sn on his vpn
talk to the hand
>>216624119me too>>216624134is it
>>216624134;)
>>216624134is it the same swedish poster who has a horse
This man giving it large because his UC covers his 4chan pass. Wind it in Richie Rich
>>216624137Which one?
>>216624108braldey looking handsome here
>>216624137cause the arse ain't listening?
>>216624113how is dadberg
>>216624160yeh, it is
>bonnie blue aiming to make £5mil a monthFucking hell, mwad how fair an ugly bint with fillers and fake tits can go
sex sex
>>216624181quite well indeed, got some nice tea and expensive honey from us
>>216624089They're NEW YORK CITY cookies
anne all dressed up like a proper soldier annat for her visit
>>216624184yay
>>216621423>>216624089haha funneh
>>216624200watched a leaked gangbang with her in earlier it was vile stuff like that should not be on the internet
>>216624200get the fuck out of my thread
>>216624207leave the animals alone mouseyits against the law
>>216624089>kinder stuffed Um
>>216624184Floofy earned mofuga
>Wake up>Go downstairs>Walk into the kitchen>Mumberg starts with the mindless chit chat>Cut her off>"English. Breakfast of.">Walk out the houseI keep it moving.
>>216624075geolocked bastards
>>216624216wonder what campaigns she earned those medals in
Really enjoying the Xillia remaster, my absolute favourite in the series so I was worried about how it'd turn out, but actually I'm very pleased with it. Tales of Remastered Project is 2/2 on great releases, bless those little chinese men>>216624266even though Inbetweeners 2 was set in Australia? bit fucking unfair that.
>>216624268vietnam
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7kJVYF4o5Iwmm thats a sexy horse x
>wake up>grab a brush and put a little make up>hide the scars to fade away the shake up>why'd you leave the keys upon the table>here you go create another fable
>>216624260fucked it
ethnic man on a bike on his way with some kentucky fried chook for me
eating a meal even though I am not remotely hungry, such is the life of the modern muscle man
>>216624268she was over zapping arab ballbags back in helmand provinceall kept hush hush
>>216624268I heard she did Mile High Club on Veteran
>>216624248nut
>>216623515TRAITOR!
why is it so hard to go a day without weed?
>>216624375i think youre malayzing x
>>216624404because you're black
>>216624404lifes a bitch and then you diethats why we get high
>>216624413lol
>>216624411i-i dont get it
>>216624415all of them
>watching cartoonsgrow up
>>216624415E
where’s gorpheus?
>>216624422fucking idiot x
>>216624415No one
Lads in all seriousness whats the easiest way a normal non-virgin lad like me can get a shag before the end of the year
>>216623969i've done all that and i'm still the biggest vf i know
>>216624466grindr
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/aDgcbHwrQ30
>>216624415B loses his head because the gap is not at the right angle. C gets skewered. B is crushed by the bolder. A dies of shock when he turns around. E kills himself out of guilt.
>>216624490nbody fucking cares
the new cop
>>216624466Come to my place.
had some wax taken out of my ear and farkin hell lads im hearing sounds i never knew you could hear, heard my neighbours piss stream earlier on
DOES the humble sausage roll have any rightful place in a fryup?
cant now cause of woke !
sucking a tonsil stone
>>216624444i can feel the gayness
>>216624466Go to a bar with mates.>I don't have matesI'm aware but in your fake scenario you're meant to be a normal lad.
>>216624529outrageous. what a disgrace
>>216624523Corrr!
>>216624460>that's goodThanks.>don't forget tonsil stone removal maxxingI haven't. I use a Waterpik to blast out stones from my tonsil crypts daily.>give yourself an advantage by addressing itI need all the advantages I can get.>I recommend 2x a week tonsil emptying to stay on top on itI do daily, see above for more details.>It will feel weird at first but perservere and it will become just another routineYup.>I can give you advice if you want.I need all the advice I can get.
>>216624518I hope all the BWO fucks off to Africa where they kicked out all the whites so they have to live how they deserve to live if they believe that shit (what they deserve) as well as their white supporters going there to put white people in those countries (all of them turned out bad)
>>216624529No. Also the toast should be on a separate plate.
>>216624529ridiculous. lazy retards made this.
going to get more gin here and then play stardew valley while drinking the gin until it is time to watch the bills - dolphins
>>216623969What of the phimosis?
>>216621423
heatherpaedo has smelly breath, pass it on
>>216624493the rolling boulder weighs less than the boulder on the other end of the seesaw so it doesnt moveonly d dies
>>216624260>Open up /Brit/>The lads are all having a laugh>One lad posts an exquisite gimmick >Type "screaming (poo)">Proceed to shut down the computer without hitting submit. Gotta keep it moving.
>>216624200tits arent fake... yet
reminder to report the BE flags posts
>>216624602F=mathe cut boulder is moving downhill under gravity thus gathering significant kinetic energy
>>216624466>Hinge>Meet at a bar>"You look magnificent tonight. I can't believe I get you all to myself">Back to her placeIf you really have to, do THIS. But you should be done with type of thing by the time you're 25+. Settle down. Gain a clue.
>>216624602you've neglected the momentum of the rolling boulder
wonder how much RAW bbc sabrina carpenter has had this weekend
kids arent even boxing each others ears anymore because of woke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dgTPUnGahE
why does he have a fetish for tonsil stones
last night's vino fucked right off
>>216624662
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ioynXsq6kzAclopclpclopclopclop
>>216624680Nice lad. Unironically I am just about to go head out for a ~2 hour walk myself for much the same reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lofgud4wLLo
>>216624639I do my tonsil expulsion daily and everyday I get some small stones. More like pebbles really, but they still smell awful. Especially when you crush them.
oh my fucking god Rorke's hanged himself
>>216624680>nearly 7 milesLad..
hopefuly BE flag poster kills himself
>>216624699pontificating and ruminating whether jjoseco's humanised pony content would be bannable
read all the rorke posts in a female paki voice
pooing myself
I use a hydrogen peroxide - water solution on my tonsils everyday, spray it into each little hole in my tonsil and it still stinks like shit somehow. My only option is to get them removed but it costs 3000. So now I will just never have sex.
>>216624566Fomyeg
So we're all resigned to the fact we're getting Lynx Africa for Christmas haha
>>216624740nobody cares. get a personality instead of coming to 4chan to have reporting people be your personality you little freakback to ignoring you
Still watching Rings of Power, today l will occasionally make posts referring to the show
>>216624779not interacting with the clownworld COVID shit but this is a crime but everyone was acting crazy at that time
on the beers againit is utterly mental how much I desperately need to grow up and gain a clue
just did my dishes and left them drying in the rack
>>216624838did you rinse the soap off
have to go to a store due to shortage of food but really don't want to
reckon this handsome mysterious fella is Sauron
>>216624819he is a real-life shitposter, a jester in the court of life if you will
polanski actually seems mentally challenged
>>216624843Unfortunately my breath still smells due to gut issues.
>>216624883nobody will ever love you
>>216624891in what way
>find a good youtube channel>it explodes in popularity over the next few weeks as youtube recommends ir randomly to everybody>owner of the channel starts making all the wrong changes >people complain>owner starts getting hysterical and starts talking about his mental health and how much of a rollarcoaster its been the past few months>starts to crack and makes shit content
>>216624905Literally just linken park mate
>>216624891>Ladies and gentlemen of the jury I put it to you that my client actually has the mental age of a 12 year old thus there was no power imbalance when he had his way with that asian loli
need to buy some new walking trousers and a new cap
>>216624891He was on Sky News saying he'll ask Putin nicely to give up nuclear weapons
>>216624914I hate narrowayhomestead
/brit/ meet up
>>216624089>>216624120i've got 50pfuck youbastard
>>216624945are all trousers not walking trousers?
Hi plumbers of birt. My boiler is making crackling noises for a bit when it starts up and then it stops. Is it going to explode and send me shooting up into the sky like in a Warner Brothers cartoon? Thanks and best regards, Darren
>>216624957what you plan on spending that on?bit of dust from the shelves in lidl?
>>216624908in this way >>216624947
>>216624973they are but most trousers are made from less breathable and weatherproof materials like cotton or polyester
new MDJ video (fertility) :)>>216624957good post
>>216624989>diplomacy is retarded
prostitutes often deny service to non-whites. Had an asian girl text me whites only. blacks and browns are so unwanted they can't even PAY for sex haha
YouTube is down, mad that, I thought it would always be up
Gladriel is thousands of years old but she looks acts and sounds like an annoying teen
>>216625010what do you think is competent about what he said
>>216624996I think a pair of waterproof shorts would be best for walking in rainy weather, paired with waterproof shoes. The rain would keep your legs cool while the shorts and shoes kept the important bits dry.
>>216625011why a lot of them go on stabbing rampagesmany such cases
>>216625029if you are a pacifist and you want nuclear disarmament, how do you think this goal is achieved if not through diplomacy?
>>216624960One of Mr. Dyson's biggest regrets is being talked into launching this product by his executive team. He explains as much in his autobiography.
>>216625040you have to invent a reality where any girl wants you lmfao
>>2166250092017 November 1, Byker, “Excreeshia gets an extra $600 on her EBT card by mistake and chimps out”, in alt.politics.usa[4] (Usenet):I could barely understand any of that bix nood. I wonder if the fish hooks in its bootlips had anything to do with that. I want to see the chimpout when they correct the error next week after the coon has already niggered the money away. I can't wait for part II when somebody finds the glitch and yanks it back out and/or adjusts her future handouts until she "pays back" everything she spent...
Afternoon lads22 Days without porn15 Days without masturbating12 Days after seeing an escortIt's weird, I actually feel quite good aside from my lack of sex drive. I did 30 pushups just now and my arms felt absolutely fine afterwards. Got like 8.5 hours sleep last night and feel relaxed.Am I worrying too much about my lack of libido? Will it slowly return?
>>216624534>>216624608>>216624755>>216624852sc
>>216625064I didn't even know they made washing machines.
>>216625072would you mind putting a name on when you post this so I can filter?please let me know what name you're going with, thanks
>trying to rationalize with ignorant ppl Pointless waste of time. Going to be spending the rest of my day with picrel, L8R
Zack Polanski is a menace to women
>>216625072it will return within a week of you not posting on 4chan, that's what worked for me
he finally got a reply
>>216625055you dont understand anything about power no one is ever giving up nuclear weapons and even if britain and russia both did several other countries have them
>>216624638>>216624644the momentum wouldnt translate into any further downforce because it would be rolling sideways on to the fulcrum. if anything it would probably roll over the little ramp and come to rest next to the other boulder, and the seesaw would still not move
>>216625091um!!!’
>>216625116>let's live in constant fear of nuclear apocalypse this is surely the ideali beg you watch some star trek
>>216625095Whats the point in living if you aren't going to engage with people you disagree with. Do you even believe the things you claim you believe enough to have them challenged by those who don't agree with you?
oh right they were talking about Zach Polanskimy post earlier makes much less sense now >>216624940 I was talking about Roman Polanski, I'm a retard
>>216625139fuck sake leftypol
>>216625091Lol? Close your legs dear you're embarrassing yourself
>>216625095who are you even talking to
>>216625087Briefly. SJD felt they didn't really add anything to the washing machine conversation, which is very anti-Dyson. He prefers to push humanity forward through research and innovation.
Dont really care there's a black elf and dwarf in this.
love tan linesmight have a tan line themed wank
might go get a few cheeky canisters from the grocery retailer
might make my enchiladas at half time
>>216625155just thinking about mars bars yeah?
>>216625171Was it a notably better washing machine than the rest on the market?
>>216625179helping a brother out>>>/s/22309772
>>216625020??
>>216625134looking again at the image i can now see you are correct
>>216525443>>216525443>>216525443
>>216625246>>216625246>>216625246
>>216624856no ideapretty steaming
>>216625265>>216625265>>216625265>>216625265>>216625265>>216625265
>>216625143You've made a valid point. I'll answer this way: some people (rational people) are worth debating. A lot of people here, argue for the sake of getting a rise out of you, not for any actual productive discussion. >so what were all just here for a laughGetting into this habit is not healthy, and when made light of, can have lasting consequences. Especially for someone who is easily impressionable
>>216625179https://www.reddit.com/r/Tanlines_Gone_Wild/top/?sort=top&t=year
>>216625213>taiyakinthat's a fantastic nickname
>>216625020fine for me
am i going to have to make the fucking new AGAINsick of it
>>216625423>>216625423>>216625423
