latex edish
It's a Sunday so I must walk
i say spambots because im generous like that and hope there isnt a real human being out there that spends literally 19 hours a day every thread spamming the same screaming/poo/rorke/howling/bradley gimmick and replying to himself. That would be beyond mental illness.
>>216621433give it a rest you boring bastard
>>216621433this will never be a gimmick
>>216621445saaaarrr bloody boring bassstardd saaaar
>>216621433Why on Earth would you even think it was one person and not multiple posters just having a laugh which is why it happens at all hours
screaming/poo/rorke/howling/bradleySCREAMpoororke
bummed a young lad last night took his arse virginity and came deep inside his arse while forcing him to squeeze his arse tight around my willy corrrr i was huffing poppers too. broke his arse
Today we must ask: are rats comrades?
im voting for joe biden
>>216621494anti semitic post
>>216621425that lone person in the distance, he could be jack the ripper
>>216621474Because if you had a life and actually went outside and knew how people speak to each other you'd realise this isnt how anybody over the age of 5 has a laugh. Thats why I suspect its probably ESL indian spambots, who culturally have more affinity to things like posting "poo" over and over and over again
>>216621517Looks like 190 to me
poo
>>216621490the arse breaking addition really elevates this post>>216621527you've got issues you little poo mong
>>216621556scream
see im the type of fella if a lad has a nice cock ill suck him off before bumming him just to ease him in
room smells like Berghain at 7am
>>216621505this nigga straight from 2008
rorke
saw a grey alien at bunnings again
screaming
we should call ourselves /brit/izens
>>216621573i do love doing a sassy bitch tap
at the rozzer station
>>216621624i like it
rorke getting accosted by a giant tentacle monster and raped to death
that really triggered his schizo meltdown haha he'll be like this all day now
>>216621574Bit gay tho innit
farting yogurt on my 85 year old grans face
>>216621425looks like one of those mediocre 'villages' on the outskirts of london
>>216621405where the fuck do you find women who will wear this stuff during sex in real life
>>216621633this one got a lil spice~
>>216621574can you bugger me silly please
>>216621681um x
rorke screaming a poo in bradley walsh's face and then howling
>>216621639they finally looked at your hard drive?
>>216621654if im breaking his arse after nah it's fineif i sucked his willy til he came or got bummed myself id be a bender for sure>>216621683is your arse pristine and tight? you have to be ready to take my load because i always go raw
good afternoon everybunny!!
on the cans of jubel peach beer
>>216621655fucking acreaming
>on the cans of jubel peach beer
even the words this spambot use have been lifted from a 1950s dictionarycorrrr bugger me silly lads
>>216621705..yh
Just saw a jogger saluting a magpie
Bradleyposting: Rule-breaking off-topic spam and avatar usage by one (singular) poster behind the veneer that it is "/brit/ culture" and a "gimmick".
knocked it off you know i knocked it offwhile i was sitting in the corner with my tracksuit off
>>216621707B:3c
/brit/ hella zesty atm
elite sunday scran
Ling Ling needs the BWC, will you answer the call?
I didn't entered your mother's vagina!!!
>>216621786cocks just belong in arses its not rocket science
fart on rorkes face and rape him
>>216621663probably easier to find a regular woman first and convince them to do it
>>216621662Harrogate init
>>216621791Looks like it came straight out me arse
>>216621799AI
>want to travel somewhere over Christmas>no girlfriend to go with>ask my sister and mother instead>they both "have plans">Christmas plans once again relegated to doom-scrolling on Instagram and getting shitfaced alone in my bedroom
>>216621405Corrrrrr
>>216621847go alone
>>216621847I'll go with you
>>216621847go by yourself
raping a fart
>>216621424Dios Migo
Walk past the Monty Pyke quite often, always laugh
evil emanations being emitted from my bumhole
>>216621745ill inject some ket in you then bum you for hours lad
>>216621847unironically would join you for an adventure but I’m afraid to actually get out of my comfort zone
>>216621799whats her namePeng Ting? haha
>>216621799hwites are monsters?
>>216621883Why not stop in for a tasty meal and hearty brew?
smash rorkes face with hammers
>>216621912yeah babe x
business idea: bumbhole
rorkes mum calling the police because he's been radicalised
they made fortnite into simpsons
>>216621951>Hello, officer? Yes, Rorke liked a post on Facebook that referred to Asians as 'dinghylings'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDeB98AjJY0
seeing far more rorke posts than leftypol postsis this the work of leftypol spambots?
>>216621970ADONBILIVIT
>>216621973HOWLING
>>216621858>>216621861whenever I go somewhere nice alone the only thought I have is "this is nice, but it would be much nicer with someone else here">>216621860>>216621889would honestly invite you along if you were down to meet up with a strange man somewhere in Central Europe
>>216621970sneedsfield
Brit moment
You were saying about the spambots?
bud bud ding ding 2.99
What's your Jojo pose?
lots of little boys on fortnite :)
>>216621981rorke is just funnier at the end of the day
>*turns on the thread wide intercom*Hello, /brit/izens. A staff member has found a gay card on the floor. If you have dropped your gay card, please report to the front desk, we are currently holding on to it. Thank you.
>>216621847Go to a nice, big hotel. There are lots of people alone in a hotel on Christmas Day.
Lots of mentions of the Monty Pyke..
nth for the holodem
I've profiled this as "camdenpaki" the past couple of years. Hes a paki or indian from camden that keeps talking about certain landmarks and pubs around the Charing Cross/Camden are for the past few years. Monty Pyke, sometimes he bangs on about the Greggs closing in Camden, or talks about meeting rorke in a park.
>>216621425Looks like shit desu
picking my willy bogeys
>>216622010No I won't sub to her OF
>>216621811Looks like Grimsby to me lad
>>216622086alri ace defective
>>216622086Fomyeg
>>216622132wallacing and scrombling
>>216622086welp
>>216622086got an asian pengting from camden me
heres camdenpaki banging on about camden again
>oneitis kicked me from the serverA wake up call to be sure, but a painful one nonetheless.
>>216622116Sui7 onlyfans is kino.
>>216622176minecraft?
>>216622176Why did you get kicked?
birdley wash
>>216622201grimdark porn addicted freak
Le brit in question
>>216622205Nah a chat platform similar to IRC.>>216622207Because she doesn't want me there due to our history. I guess I was lurking and not posting, but lots of people do that.
I am lumpenproletariat
>>216622221Fr is dead Brit is faster
>>216622010I'm more of a aaliyah yasin guy
Brit cant fight.
>>216622249rasheed
Did you guys remember?
>>216622272They did a scene together brit bro
>student loan grown by 10k since graduatingcan someone explain to a mong like me how this works
>>216622302Remember what
Watching the sumo https://theforevercove.com/guest/
>>216622302YeahAs if I could forget
>>216622086I’m not a paki
>>216622301why rasheed bruv
>>216622327interest you tard
I quite enjoy wanking to pornography
>>216622327you gain interest when you don't work
Trad wife.
should I play EU5 if ive never played videogames before
Let's be real if you have a high IQ you're picking waiting at the table
this hangover ain't going away any time soon
>>216622387>>216622402but they pay it off each year after they leave uni don't they
>oneitisspeak like a normal person you fucking FREAK
>>216622431Incel alert
Sunday in England
>>216622431>get treated like shit>no tip because they are all misers and constantly looking to save any penny they can>absurd impossible demands that when unmet, you are blamed
>>216622431Being the waitor for the table isn't one of the options though. The chance to do so is. It's never mentioned what the probability of you being selected to wait the table is. Might be 20%, might be the same as a lottery win.
>>216622431it's "the chance to" though
Sunday afternoonCoffee and engaging literature blessed day to all
>>216622404I have an old classmate in my contacts who is a hotter version of her and I'll never be able to tell her how much I want her
Elon Musk is awesome and cool ad deserves to be trillionaire
me? considering going for a walk in the park with a cup of tea x
leftymong bringing up memes from 2016 again
I should pay less tax and everyone else should play more tax
@216622495@216622526@216622535Fuck off?
>>216622492Stay strong brit zob
more bragley spam is it
>>216622245Did you ask her out then she started getting nervous around you?
>>216622554why does he have to keep his hand on her bum at all times
brafley poster on a mad one
spamming/flooding
>>216622576you misspelt that on pourpose
>>216622541illegal that mate. hot cup of tea is a potential weapon
3-1 to City today. bet your house on it
are apple watches worth it? bird at toil has just bought the series 11 and said i can buy her series 10 for 150 quid
>>216622591gotta take care of his property so she doesn't cheat on him (she has already)
ahaha great stuff
>reads 30 books>buys teslaFuck you povvo lol
>>216622606grow up
>>216622302Yh https://youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk
>>216622624alri la
>>216622621i wonder if this guy is even a great engineer and not just a great businessman
>>216622588Nah, we spoke intimately - for lack of a better word - on and off over four years, but she pulled away. First time I was chill about it and went back to just being friendly. Second time, we'd been talking all day every day for months, on call basically any hour we weren't at work. Then all of a sudden she's "not got the energy" and doubts the sincerity of my interest in her entirely. That time I am ashamed to say I freaked out on her, and now we are frosty. Been avoiding the chat for a while but the last week been lurking it, and today she kicked me.
shivering and quivering
box of jam shed for luncheon
>>216622491Where's the futa?
not funny when you use the botnet to spam itno risk of being banned init
>>216622621the raped
>>216622621>market cap higher than the rest of the automobile brands combined>has a tiny fraction of the market>getting steadily pushed out by the chinesewall street is such a meme
Me in the middle
Need to make breakfast but can't be arsed. Might just eat Cheetos and drink some wine for now
Today`sPocket Monster of theDayIs ..Muk !!
>>216622643I wonder if you even own any shares of tesla Hahahah get fucked poorfag
>>216622651remember reading a review of that on the tesco website that said "this is disgusting, it tastes like jam!"
>>216622673cheetos with wine sounds like a good time for one's stomach
i really really do not feel good
>>216622654in the gayboy section for gayboysstraight man I am so you won't find no futanari in my books
>>216622665>>216622668The raped
>>216622673
>>216621405Carefully handcrafted for my BIC.
>>216622646Ouch grim, maybe she was expecting you to ask her out or uncomfortable putting you in the friend zone, got bored and didn't want to lead you on moreI dunno women are a mystery
Just buy some shares bro...you can afford them, right?
>>216622688
>>216622459only if you earn above a certain threshold and only if the percent you earn above the threshold exceeds the interest repayment. In my case the annual interest is £3,200. So in order to repay *just* the interest I'd have to be on a salary of £63.6k -- or about double the annual average wage in this country. I wouldn't actually be meaningfully repaying anything until I were earning deep into the £70ks
>>216622739MAN ON!!
>>216622693Futa is a straight man's fetish, homo
>>216622739they're literally just jogging
>>216622739The Richalinson of walking
>>216622759>So in order to repay *just* the interest I'd have to be on a salary of £63.6kwtf
pack it in 190
>>216622739OOF
Thread is feeling quite Kafkaesque atm
>>216622739dq both for running
>>216622739kwab
>>216622768Yeah?Why've they got cocks thenNothing straight about cocks
>>216622739what a mong
has to be the worst thing spammed in recent memory
>>216622787
>>216622731>maybe she was expecting you to ask herI told her that I would fly to her (UK to Aus) for a one hour date, and if she didn't feel it then no worries, I'll just take it as a holiday and explore Aus on my own. But she brushed me off. I made it extremely clear I am into her, want her, want to be with her, and she just doesn't feel the same for whatever reason.I would not have developed this limerence if not for breadcrumbs from her. The first time she ghosted me I was fine, but I reached out to her and said I still wanted her, and she says "I still feel the same, nothing has changed, I'm sorry I'm just retarded." So Idk what else I could have done - feel bad for freaking out, but when someone still feels something for you after a year of distance between you, it is hard not to believe there is something substantial there
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces
>>216622821It's a prop
>reads books
I told you it was a spambot. Wheres my apology?
weighed myself this morning and i'm almost 109kg, i was like 85kg a few months ago
>>216622864um he's clearly just waving to the crowd leftypol
roland dump
if my entire post history and internet history was ever made public i dunno... wouldn't be good
Maybe Peter Hitchens has a pointAlso laughed at the line about the crowds cheering the armistice being composed of women and dominion troops
>>216622922not reading that shite
my 4chon is on its arse. images arent loading
>>216622922yeah mate let me read this novel
got rejected by a girl about a year ago but she said she wanted to remain friends. over the last few months we've been doing increasingly more bf/gf type shit together though, so I'm very confused. been vistiting her over the weekend and spent the whole of yesterday walking around the city together before we went back to hers, ate strawberries and chocolate together yesterday, drank wine, smoked, chatted, and watched a movie together. ended the evening by sleeping on the floor of her bedroom. on the train back home now. very tempted to try and ask her out again but don't really want to be rejected again and seem so desperate. what does /brit/ think?
>>216622961just try and shag her
leftypol being all lefty saying things like "tax the rich" and "one race human race" howl
>>216622961not reading this either
>ended the evening by sleeping on the floor of her bedroom.
>>216622940smash the harddrives, microwave the USBsyou have 90 seconds
If anything we should lower taxes for the rich and raise them for the poor. Than way people will be motivated to pull themselves out of povery
>>216622961>what does /brit/ think?Tl;dr
>more than two sentences>nod reading all dat shite : DDDgrow up
just sat down on the sofa after eating toast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU0mlrwLCvQ
>>216621424
>>216622921this just reminded me of when I first started wanking at about 10/11 I stupidly googled for porn of people my age not realising the gravity of what I was searchingdid it on my psp too just to add to the retardation
>>216622844*taps anime website sign*
>Taiwan Semiconductor Sets Up After 49% Gain; Nears All-Time Highs
>>216622961>ended the evening by sleeping on the floor of her bedroom
We're out of the woods
>>216622922>the life of a single oxford ponce is worth more than the lives of the other 999,999 working class englishmen who unjustly met their ends in the mud of belgium all because of an aristocratic pissing contestnot a commie, not by a wide margin, but it's remarkably easy to see why the communist revolutions happened when you have arseholes like these running around spewing an endless stream of elitist bullshit
>>216622993mate of mine ordered drugs online once and got raided by the police. took all his hardrives and that, wahnsinn it was
>>216622837Onto the next one lad x
>>216623021>live with family>no savingsdo women really?
>child dies
>>216623029I did that too. Then I realized what I had done days later, also to make it worse looked up the laws "can minors have **** of minors" or something similar and it said it's still illegal as fuck and you can go to jail. Wasn't really spooked tho
>>216622961She's stringing you along.
>>216623077Yeah I guess. I don't really want a next one, I want her, but there's no going back now. Time will heal me.
>>216623007reading for women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNM5Fb9ThBMcouple of jars on a nice sunday afternoon get in
>>216623103take it as a sign you need to grow up mate
one of the new mong jannies have clearly started their first shift
>>216622961mate...
finishing this mornings gin rn
>>216623129please for the love of Christ, Sean, return to your incel containment board and take this warthog back to /r9k/ with you
>>216623129God I want to shag this man.
>>216623029Wonder how many teenagers were banned or watched for searching girls their own age.
>>216623129does he still have his PS5?
>>216623132*grows*
>>216623103this is genocide
>>216623174up the arse with your cock? that's sick mate
>>216623181He sold it last Tuesday and bought a new one on Wednesday.
>>216622961was in a similar situation beforewe weren't formally going out but we'd do all the shit couples do, she'd kiss me and we'd hold hands, and we'd go over to eachother's houses for dinner and the likeWhenever there was an event like a wedding or a party, both families would assume we'd bring the otherFor about 3 or 4 years we had this psuedo-relationship and one day she just tells me she tells me she started going out with someonethat fucked me up a bitI say ask her out again, if she says no get some distance between you
>>216623196would you shag him?
stepping out today in an underrated classic
had an absolutely insanely lucky spelunky run (that's not an exaggeration, I got most of the essential items in the very first levels) but then mom once again distracted me and I lost my focus and died AGAIN fucking SEETHING
>>216623197think shes ever got deep dicked by a bbc?
had too much to drink last night and pooing out of my arse
>>216623222>momFOY
>>216623231nah I doubt itshe always hated non-whites
Not smoking weed or wanking today in honour of the lads
>>216623197you never did the sex?!
>>216623231Still mastering the English language?
genuinely considering starting a business
forgot it was monday today
>>216623296we did a couple of times while drunk
To be quite honest with you I am suffering a great deal at present, and it would not be lamentable if I were to spontaneously slump over dead.
>>216623345not a fan of this micro-gimmique
>>216623378dont recall asking
>>216623378Vaxx status?
the loomening looms
>>216623349bruh
scranning my own poo
where’s gorpheus?
Introspection is the process of examining one's own thoughts, feelings, and mental processes to gain self-awareness and understanding. It is a method used in psychology and philosophy, which can involve techniques like journaling, solitary reflection, or meditation. By looking inward, individuals can better understand their emotions, motivations, and behaviors.
>>216623468i want to stop thinking. i just want to live my life as an actual NPC robot
>>216621423>>216621423>>216621423Recycle
>>216623103War against gimmiques
>>216623021ktim but also no job and can't get one because i have a long employment gap which just keeps growing
