the daily scoop edition
I would spend $70 for .09-.10 $ games and thats like 6 3* sparks
Who's the only gay in the village?What's a chav?
>>216639652>rabbit
$70 for 7500 carrots (instead of like 50K)
Frame this
Best be hitting the hay, as they say.
>>216639653fit would
umamouseynomics
although thats $23/mnth (limit of 3)
>>216639680gay not to
removing heathermong's tonsils with a blaster rifle in LEGO star wars
thats like, $0.50 a day! thats 1 race a day with normal price of carrots but you are getting 3 (750 races ea 3 months is about 3 races a day you would do normally)
ooh she got that clarted bell pepper inhaler
>>216639680>>216639694poo smells tho
he's 40 years old but online he's 3pm katy >.<
>>216639748more impotent than the cuckold in a wheelchair youre trying to bully
>>216638416>>216638956
>poo smells
I’ll slip me finger in yer bunhole!
>>216639760why does fluttershy call you AH
rorke?
>>216639798it means autistic homoim trans by the way
>>216639797um
>>216639798no idea sir
>>216639814poo roar
>>216639862you are extremely mentally ill
scrp
Down same stretching. Mad how daily downward dog has taken my lower back pain away
brb just downloading a 4.4GB Android update gn brb gngn
everyone don't post until he's back we don't want him to be left out
A tui learned to mimic my elderly mum’s garage door opener. I’ve never heard her get so enraged
anon can you get 3* sparks for sped and something else (stam/power etc) and a third spark fr wit because then you NEED wit spark 1*
mecrmeas
Thirsty anyone
>>216639959wat
Scooped this one
mole in jar of piss
going to bread goodnight
mole in piss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pnvbo_JW9_E
>>216593968
where’s gorpheus?
Contemplating a cheeky stranglewank
spotta katy
>>216640079what's this from?
Another night up spamming is it?OK, enjoy...Still working on getting a wife, having kids? Given up? Alright
rooar
going to start a gardening business
Rorke LOVES these types of blacks
Going bed soon team. Had an okay day really.
>>216640235Die
>>216640241leave her alone
>>216640241Pathetic little creature wishing death to others on 4chan>>216640252Thanks for sticking up for me
any gay lads in? x
>>216640314...yh
bubble butt lads in?
https://voca.ro/1e9KM0qWAbEQ
could the trannycord extension be modified to add the horse icons from the you know what board
is having a boyfriend embarrassing now?
>>216640387
>>216640358
sveb
giving my chinny chin chink an itch
arse lad night
willyberg needs attending to
>>216640365No one on that board actually uses those icons
Got a box full of stuff the exberg gave meJust sitting on my dresserDunno what to do with it all
There is nobody (and I mean nobody) more happy on this planet than White men with Asian wives/girlfriends.
>>216640559what about people who have just injected meth in the last 10 seconds
>>216640543don't try to become unattached to things, you can't, it will happen by itself
>>216640582Obviously an exception
>>216640582If he wasn't a superior American you would have done him there
(8) maybe I'll be rorkeI'm already rorkewhat about leftypol?I'm already leftypolI'll be tobyNERF toby... (8)
>>216640670thiis is an overwatch reference (which I am playing)
>>216640685how about you overwatch some job applications freakshow
>>216640709ur so mean to me
Was the introduction of smartphones worse than the industrial revolution?
i'm so ostracised and hated by everyone
>>216640742maybe if u were just kind to me
Do you own a PS5? Be honest now...
>>216640757Last PS I owned was a PS2
>>216640774all anybody really needs gaming wise tbqh
>>216640757nah got a pc
I'm having sex
>>216640559Timmy copeKaty doesn't want him anymore
>>216640813sup crodieppl are saying you're in your late 30sits not true is it yodie?
thomy
>>216640836Bell pepper-nosed Timmy crush
>>216640836What þe fuck
>>216640843sup pretend crodienah it ain't true cuz fake crodietimmy just never snapped a hymen so he mad
>>216640882good 2 know woadiehow old are u?
Shan’t be shagging any poos, Timmy or not.
im gay
then he niggered away(nigger nigger)then he niggered away(nigger nigger)then he niggered away(nigger nigger nigger)til the very next day
squashed and shrivelled sri lankan heads for timmy's life meanwhile the bulbousdem git katydem
did too many poos today and now my anus hurts
she's a yung katy I LIKE
>>216640964um
oh! it mamma dashie now
Hewo, frens.
We all bored, post about the tonsilstones x
there is ONE bradley poster
I didItfor/Brit/ !!
>>216640992Anuda anon subscribed, he remove dem every day now wid waterpik. big corny stones at first, now dey smaller but just as stinky
>>216641005Massive bank there lad fucking hell you've been busy
>BBC Director General Tim Davie and News CEO Deborah Turness resigned on Sunday following a Telegraph investigation that revealed a 2021 Panorama documentary edited Donald Trump's January 6 speech by splicing unrelated excerpts to imply incitement of the Capitol riot. Internal BBC Verify memos had flagged the edit's potential breach of impartiality guidelines, yet the program aired. The resignations have triggered an independent review and heightened UK conservative demands to reform the BBC's funding model.trump killed the bbc
>>216641013I don't have any, had them removed recently you see
>>216640898>>216640917>>216640943you're awake past bedtime lad
>>216640992everyone has themwhat are the odds of this?>>216639610answer: 99%. (the 1% without had their tonsils surgically removed)
>look up movie director>raised catholic, originally had an irish surname>"He also has Jewish roots"They really do run everything and we can do nothing to stop it
>>216641035u went to big man mike dilkes in south london. he sorted u out wid laser
>>216641030err
>>216640584ahhorses
>>216641030wat no pussy does to Þommy
>>216641052Nah surgically removed
wat no pussy does to Þommy
>>216641076brutalget close to girl and speak in their facesthey won't believe how clean your breath is. they're used to smelling only dogshit tonsil stone breath every day.
Mental how there are likely posters here who are younger than 4chan itselfI used to think it was mental seeing posts on Newgrounds from before I was born
employed woman getting a hymen surgically constructed in her scrotal webbing
>>216641107>than 4chanthere'll be people younger than /brit/ posting here in a few years
I'm a 50 hymen man. Maybe 55
>>216641097I do have quite good breath. It's a blessing really, more people should do it
just put my socks on. might put on my shoes on next
>>216641138how many hymens since the accident that turned you into what you are now?
>>216641141did you get your tonsils removed due to tonsil stones or for a different reason?
>>216641040said the deranged gay freak ruining this thread by spamming jewy ai pics
>>216641170Nah, I had tonsillitis recently and I opted to have them removed. I wouldn't wish tonsillitis on my worst enemy. It's a net positive to have them removed. Fucking pointless.
>>216641157I didn't have an accidentI'm getting back in the saddle soon, though adding to my hymen tally would be a stretch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdB3mi9Ur0c&list=RDMdB3mi9Ur0c&start_radio=1
>>216641180My mum told me a friend of hers had them removed and something happened to them after and she was bleeding a lot and had to go to hopsital again what's that about. Also for how long does it hurt after they're out. Are you put to sleep for the surgery too?
>>216641180pain-wise what was worse, having tonsillitis or recovering from the tonsillectomy?
>>216641208>>216641219It hurt quite badly afterwards, but it was absolutely NOTHING compared to tonsillitis. I got it quite badly unfortunately. I had it as a child (everyone does) and it was agony. My throat was swollen, I was throwing up all the time, constantly tired, couldn't eat or drink without gagging. Would gladly have them removed again.
bollockstein and bollockberg are making demands of willyblatt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWRrG1ApZ3M&list=RDKWRrG1ApZ3M&start_radio=1
>>216641189well what lead you to getting off the saddle?surely no one voluntarily goes from a 50 hymen man to little more than ziedy's less funny sidekicksomething traumatic like telogen effluvium making all your hair fall out over night? getting brutally rejected because you had smelly tonsil breath?
Need Emma Watson to fart directly up my nostrils.
>>216641318seems to have been pacified by the tonsil stone posting
the 'tex gfhttps://www.reddit.com/user/eevie_chan/
>>216641343when she has farted and your brain has finished processing the smell, then what happens?
>>216641343>lowbrow humorvery mature. grow up sometime
>>216641366ok she unironically lives near mei saw her on grindr under 2km away many many times
>>216641318tinder came out and the methods i had been using ceased to work
>>216641366....
>>216641383
I just had a revelation that the Broken Windows Theory should be applied to your life in order to maximize your productivity in the pursuit of your goals. You should adhere to a strict yet easy to keep schedule and never allow deviations unless absolutely necessary. Want to learn play the piano and have set out to practice everyday? Chances are you are going to drop the whole thing entirely if you allow yourself to skip a practice session.
hell, it's about time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzz_Vu8DWtI&list=RDlzz_Vu8DWtI&start_radio=1
i genuinely wonder what are stella used to look like beforehttps://www.reddit.com/r/TrapCuties/comments/1orm215/trying_to_decide_which_picture_i_look_better_i/
I even met a couple of nerdier virgin girls through craigslist and gumtree
tyrone angry pummelling m2 clatterbox
might poo in a loo
i can't believe they found a pic of ziedyhe looks close to how i imagined
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWd3LNqqmns&list=OLAK5uy_l6pS1AkC09zNo0AMwJEXhcVUBoXfasKRU&index=4
>>216641470looks like a bit of a neek though
I’d do sexy things to Emma Watson’s puckered anus.
lads do you know anyone who has had their phone snatched by a shitskin on a moped?
>>216641526preaching to the choir
>first post was in 2019 on /brit/>first post by the belgian was 18 months agomentalhttps://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/cronem/order/asc/
time travelling to 2001 to warn them about covid
enough of the fuckery. now we grind
wonder why injuns look like slanty eyed chinamen but with red skin
>>216641606they crossed the bering strait from asia like 4850485 years ago
How should I chat up this Indian slag on 'inder lads
>>216641606because that's literally what they are
>>216641622>>216641638i knew that, i just wondered why they didn't lose their slanty eyes, i could see why eskimos would retain them, but why the ones that settled in hotter regions?
>>216641662not long enough in evolutionary terms>23,000 years >13,000 years
can you lot tell your mums to stop watching strictly pleaseeven though I don't watch TV I'm sick of hearing about it
had a solar panel installed about 3 years ago and ever since my leccy bills have been basically nothing, why don't yous lads get a solar panel installed if you like heating so much? is it because there's no sunlight in britain?
pouring bacon grease down the sinknot my problem
When I'm stable long enoughI start to look around for love
>>216641662besides, though they share some physical similarities with east asians, native americans from the usa and amerindians from central and south america look quite distinct from them
acquiring a 51% stake in spacex so i can order elon musk to launch niggers into the sun
Well?
>>216641788
>>216641788Culture is whatever you want it to beRace, however, is immutable
Female farts and poo
what is the yank cooking here??
Fell asleep at 10pm intending to sleep the whole night and I've woken up at 2am worrying about having no response from the escort
>>216641911Oh deary me
>>216639652LOL
>>216641788Fish and chips, making a pot of tea, Queen Lizzo etc etc
>>216641470missed thishow did that happen
Accidentally played the bbc raceplay bnwo audiogasm playlist on the family headphones in the kitchenhappened two hours ago and still haven’t worked the nerve to go downstairs
>>216641916Is this an actual book you’re reading or are you just posting random images of books?
>>216642088stop samefagging. He looks like a neek.
Where are the good posters?
>>216641427good god, imagine bumming him hard and hearing his little gay moans
>>216640731Is it true you guys have an app to make sure you aren't shagging your cousin like
>>216642107i'm not samefagging, i genuinely have no idea what happenednot here every waking hour you seethough considering you immediately assumed it was samefagging i'm guessing it's another forced fake dox like the time mousey "posted" a picture of "himself"
billions must sleep
>>216642145
>>216642172Obviously it's a fake doxIt's just some fucking zesty black bloke
zazueta's lurking rn
Check this out lol
>>216642224bro
Thank you MrPaulHFor another fantastic shave!!Only a couple of days until your next shave onWednesday!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxiQUQaLSAw
>>216642224Fuck you
>>>/mu/128410016
>>216642224get flags
>>216642272I want him to too >.<
>>216642277I KNOWWWW I just want to know him!!! He's such a good poster!
>>216642292>pony poster>singular
>>216642302yes I know, I post them too ^_^
Lads
>>216642341are you the one that talks about the [redacted] being racist to the griffons?
>>216642351what
>>216642341OMDS YOU LITTLE RODENT GET IT DONE>>215993147
>>216642361nvmBye!
>>216642370If that place is 130+ IQ then what is the collective /brit/ now that I'm here
>>216642383Depends mateAre you gonna do it?
>>216642390Murder Keir Starmer in cold blood? I'd rather not to be quite honest
>>216642414Well that's a good thing
>>216642421Maybe yeah
hmmm...nigger.
>>216642488Not nice
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfQb5-NEyr8
>>216641974Yeah it's not good. I'm genuinely worried I have said something to annoy her. She was away for a few days but is back now.What I don't get is that she replied to all my previous emails quickly. She responded to my previous messages very quickly before we met, and even on Sunday 2nd. But since then she hasn't replied, only read the message. I asked her if she was free on Wednesday 12th. And she also said she'd love to see me again.Am I overthinking things? Do you think she'll respond tomorrow now she's back?
something's gone off in the fridgei can smell it
>>216641788The most common culture for cheddar is a mesophilic starter culture, such as MA11, which helps ripen the milk before adding rennet to form curds.
>>216642642i can smell your bum from the other side of the globe mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXIn-olOw5M
>>216642658Probably just the smell of the outback, mate
>>216642100>currently reading picrelnotice anything?
You're from the Sainsburys, aren't you
https://youtu.be/qCT3BpayGBU?si=ane-1K5M8l89OBCP
Motorboat Captain
>>216642932Who are they
Need her to squat over my face and blast rancid chunks of diarrhea all over me.
>>216642999Fans
thinking about sexy ladies and getting horny
This netflix nuke movie has too much bitch in it man, got my moms behind the camera about a nuke launch you know what I'm saying. That's like Morris Chestnut directing a movie about a miscarriage. Get that camera up that shit like SQUISH HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO
>>216643127
indian poo festival
>>216643155kill yourself
Got a good pong on me balls, smells heavenly
gingerpaedo absolutely btfo
>>216643237what was it
>>216643272
showetoil beckons
>>216643291Picture of the ginger child who was killed in the Sandy Hook shooting. He deserves to die.
>>216643339
>>216643549
Wish she’d fart on me.
cuppa and back to studying
https://youtu.be/FWJ3XdWR578?si=QFaWFPteQ0SWgOag
dead thread
>>216639610shite edition btw
any of you lot using a wake-up light? the ones who are suppose to mimic a sunrisethink i might get one you see
>>216643838last thing i wanted in my evil incel nigger lair is any bright light, already put tinfoil over the windows to block out the sun ages ago you see
>>216643838dont need one i wake up in agony around 4am every morning when the alcohol starts to wear off and the horror floods back in you see
>>216643908this. i sleep all day and work (invest&study) in peace during the night
LEGO evil incel lair
>>216643326mental how like every woman alive.is bogged to shit noe
get the niggers imprisonedget the niggers mistreatedget the niggers deportedget the niggers colonisedget the niggers oppressed
I got a rorke in my rari
Rorke's whip
>>216644044mental how a majority of the incels that post on this site seem to fawn over these busted hoes. theres a guy itt rn talking about pink pantheress for crying out loud. the handful of nonces get lambasted for being sick in the head while the rest of them worship idols and / or are bent & weird
>>216644137Reminds me of that call of duty map in London
>>216644137do you look like that
None could stand before the horde but the heather nonce. Despair spread before him like a plague, striking fear into the shadow-dwellers, driving them to deeper and darker pits. But from the depths of the abyss rose The Great One, a champion mightier than all who had come before. The desperate to fit in Canadian, of immeasurable power and ferocity. He strode upon the plain and faced the heather nonce, and a mighty battle was fought on the desolate plains. DTFIC fought with the fury of the countless that had fallen at the heather nonce's hand, but there fell DTFIC, and in his defeat the shadow horde were routed.
>>216644163Alri time for bed, Tolkien
>>216644180British culture, right
quiche-san's LOST it
>>216644163sybau
>>216644175
got a cathy megawank lined up
sir BLACK person
>>216644239surely you can find something more to your preference than that...
>>216644139Corr phwoar phwoar absolute FIT lass
>>216644139>theres a guy itt rn talking about pink pantheress for crying out loudbased schizo unbothered by the difference between the posts on his screen and the ones in his head
>>216644302>ones in his head>>216642573allow me to clarify. hes posting images of her and he (or some other anon) HAS posted about her recently in previous threads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERFfHLS4z_k
Anyone here thinking about PinkPantheress, the Queen of London
>>216644319Katy is NOT happy with this behavior lads, not one bit. Sort it out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8cBdxJbcuU
Some say that drinking's a sinBut a gargle is fine now and thenFor drinking has been in this worldForever and ever, amen
ruby granger style
strategising a gigawank
Leftypol in tatters after this one
>>216643838I already have one it's called a window
i got a ruby in my rari17 shots no 38
>>216644417not a lot of bright mornings during wintertime is there dickhead
>>216644417Probably lives in Greenland or something where the light doesn't change
>>216644475>>216644475
