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Good morning /med/.
I woke up tired5 more days of hell
A toast ! To Joao in particular.
Good morning sirs.Just woke up 20 mins ago so I'm skipping gym today (over imc). Had a tasty 'nana and a cuppa for brekkie. Time to start the grind.>>216644411No worries, fren.*hugs you*>>216645882>taking addicts' money from themCapitalist scum.
>>216645882Guess the trip to Andalusia paid off
>>216645933aww
>>216645933You are starting to skip the gym quite often.
>>216645882Damn you risked with the PSG fixture, also you could have added Inter no cap, we played very well>>216645967Holy naggerdom
The cagie consumes all.
>>216645967Don't worry I won't make a habit of it.In the past 4 weeks I only had 1 leg sesh on the weekend as I just couldn't be assed to lift because of being tired cuz of the wagie and being more depressed than usual. As for today, I could go and lift rn, but I'd rather be productive in the cagie. I'll have almost a whole ass month off soon anyway, so I have to focus on the grind for now.
>>216645982This is how you keep someone motivated, by nagging.
>>216645958>>>216645982>Holy naggerdomHe's right doe.
>>216645982Odds too low, and Inter gave me the ick last time I bet on them. I thought about City considering Liverpool form.
>>216646044Yeah Liverpool is shit this year, I don't know why, we'll be up against them in December so I hope they stay shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jIA-WA
>today's featured article on french wikipedia is about the concept of twink
Great brunch yesterday, eat a lot of greasy and sugary stuff.Just done with my coffee for now. No work this week, just relaxing.>>216646970Is it really like this for introvertoids?>>216647280kek, nice. Normies should know more about this
>>216646970Reddit-tier post
Any asmr role play enjoyer itt this threadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRT7-tkvJq0
>>216647389yes, trying to pick up on social cues takes effort
>>216647389>Is it really like this for introvertoids?I just simply don't know how to initiate a talk and don't know how to reply when asked. Spending time with normies never tired me out though.
>>216647820Talk about the weather, never about religion or politics unless you want to reveal your chud status.
>>216647920you can't talk about the weather for more than 2 minutes
>>216647955Yeah it acts as a conversation starter, then you expand on other topics or small talk.
What does the sailor say when he's close of Bordeaux?>Landes!
>>216647981how do you do expand?
>>216648041Depending on the setting and the actors.Are you at work?Talk about something neutral regarding work.Are you talking to relatives?Talk about current events without supporting a side.Are you with friends? Say whatever you like, a friend will never misunderstand you and even if he does there will be no hard feelings.Met a friend after years yesterday, and it was like we talked yesterday.Nothing changed, other than our appearance because time is relentless.
>>216647920>Talk about the weatherEh. It works once or twice, but I can't initiate a talk with the same guy/girl for the 20th time if I always talk about the weather.Anyway, sure it works as a conversation starter, but when people start talking about another topic I just don't know how to respond.
>>216648016
>>216648098You can give vagues answers that could be misinterpreted to your benefit.
>>216648094i'm retarded when it comes to getting a sense of how interested the other person is, but that makes sense>>216648130>to your benefit?
>>216648180>Do you think that x minority should be sterilized?>MaybeSomething like this.
>>216648224what the fuck
>>216648269So if you see them angry after your response, you can add not after the maybe to keep your base safe.
>>216648289Most people don't talk about sterilizing minorities when they just met someone.
>>216648336now we know why he's an extrovert
>>216648336Yeah it was an example.
'emhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfM3RAn2Jv8
>>216648224You told me a couple of weeks ago that you are not a chud
>>216648336
>>216648414and you believed him?
>>216648414I am not, this was an example that I found appropriate for this thread thanks to context and past discussions.It's always better to use the appropriate lingo depending on the platform.
>>216648428I absolutely did not
>tiktok female user executed by jihadists
>>216648690
>>216649334He doesn't want to upset the rich people who brought them there because they will not fund his next election campaign otherwise.
>>216648041>>216647820If you have to ask, you don't need to work about idea on how to expand the small talk but about the framework surrounding it.As an introvert, your best asset is that you're potentially a great listener. And the greatest way to make friends is to: ASK - LISTEN - REMEMBER.ASK them about themselves, a hobby or passion they seem to have and LISTEN to it. If you meet them again, REMEMBERING these elements and mentioning it to them will be a huge plus to your relationship.Small talk is easy, just go in a direction and see if the discussion takes off or not. If it starts dying down, try another topic. Don't be scared of failure or silence, just own it. Don't be afraid to take risks when you get better and ask out of left field topics to surprise your conversation partner and make them more interested.>when people start talking about another topic I just don't know how to respondReply with your take on the subject. Or ask them more about it if you don't know. Make a joke about the topic (higher level). Mention an anecdote about the topic (higher level)There are subcategories to discussion. You can be a good storyteller, a good joker, a good listener, good at small talk, good at deeper talk. You can be better at talking in groups or one on ones. With time and training you can identify your strengths and weaknesses and work with them.>>216648016kek nice one Oscar
>>216648094>>216648224good answers from greekbro too.Never compromise yourself, never antagonise or go on touchy subjects if you don't feel at ease.>Something like this.exactly or turn if into a joke
>>216649453why is it weird if i write things down like their hobbies or favorote movies to remember them?good avice overall, thanks
>>216649509I do that, I have a good memory overall but I will write stuff I could talk about with X.Just don't let them know you do.Often say to pipo, hey i thought about you because (thing related to them).t. Brune just in case
>>216649552>Just don't let them know you do.this is what i'm asking, why do you have to hide it
>>216649572Because they don't do that.Not doing like them is le bad. O algo.One could argue if you need to write it is that you don't care enough to remember. But normies have poor memory, I often have to remind them of stuff we talked.
>>216649509It's absolutely not weird and a great way to start things out.Normies all write out friends birthdays, it's only natural.So you can expand on that and write favorite hobbies, movies like you say, dreams, likes, dislikes, gift ideas, topics to focus on or avoid, etc.>>216649552>hey i thought about you because (thing related to them)extremely good advice and good way to get closer to pypo>>216649572Outs you as autistic. They'll find it weird, either that you care too much or not enough
>>216649635>you care too muchAlso.On the few dates I went (fakecel moment), had a list of subjects. I would look at it if she or I went to the poop-station.
>>216649597>>216649635damn as a neurodivergent that sucks but it's nice to know why, thanks
Good morning med, am back from rooning in the forest, it was very foggy but there were still many people. Gonna do some dumbbells this afternoon.
>talking
anyone else here with liver complications
I just met a classmate of mine from high school, it was nice
>mfw (you) from gman
>>216644411kys for that, op holy fuck up
>>216649769She wouldn't because you don't talk with the mouth full.
Look at this fog
>>216650057>>216650080damn, don't get lost anon
>>216649987I wouldn't talk to her.Fun fact: one of my kindergarten teachers once approached my mother to ask her whether I was a mute.>>216650057>>216650080I want to walk there.
>>216650091It's okay it's just a straight line, you can't get lost>>216650123Really ? Why ?
>>216649688For dates it is a good idea to tell her she looks nice, compliment something about her like her clothes or her hair or her voice, but not boobs or ass.Also ask neutral questions like about work or friends and listen, women like to talk about themselves.I never went on a date or interacted with women, this is from second hand experience and intel I gathered from observing people (not spying or anything).I'm still a truecel.
>>216650303It looks nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K00UUAKIH14Kek
>>216649764>>216650057>>216650080Love foggy weather. It was extremely foggy yesterday too, kino.>>216649788Nice, did you talk about the good old days?>>216649810here's one more, my sweet. ;)
Turkey, rice, yellow onion
>>216650802stop baiting me>ricehonorary delícia
>>216650802I also had rice for lunch today
>>216650917My latinX-adjacent sister, while in Spain, I encountered a culombian who slept on the top bed with the shoes on the bed but not with his feet in.Was he scared of being stolen?It was an older lad.
Reaching 3 million POPs in my Milan Run, 500 ducats base tax, year 1447. Northern Italy under control, time to swat the pops and napols
>>216651142Is pic related the reward for your achievements.
For our resident author
perfect woman for Maltanonhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762780310719490.mp4
>>216651617
>>216649552Brune uncovered the truth about making people want you. Just talk about them, people love themselves and like to be the centre of attention.>>216650057Comfy.>>216650802>ESTOU A COMER ARROOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZ100% buckbroken by macaense pipo.>>216651142Sex.
What's for lunch iyc, /med/?I had 4 eggs with some salad and I had a brotein drink after.
>>216651938Comically large ass.
>>216651060>latinXbut as for your question this dude is probably nuts
>>216651706he loves latex you know
>>216651938Chicken breast and papas a lo pobre.
>>216651938nice bum
>>216651962I said adjacent.>>216652126>papas a lo pobre.
>>216651966Do people get off to this?
>>216652126>a lo pobreDamn nigga. Thought you were a burgoise scum o algo.>>216651951Comically tight cunt too probably.
>>216652496Damn, I'm clean shaven and with average height
>>216652496He's proletariat-maxxing.
perfect woman for Magyanonhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762783050825248.mp4
>>216652496>tall
>>216651617Plap, but rubbery.
>>216652664Knew it was either going to be a trannypost or a fatasspost.Would not.>>216652610>I'm clean shavenI'd unironically get an electric razor rn if not for them not giving a clean shaven look like manual ones do fr.>>216652688>mfw 185cm short
>>216651938Pasta
>>216652664>tfw got tricked
>>216652952hey man you're the resident omnisexual you're the one who's going to be the butt of those jokes not hate just thought it would be funny fr>>216653252I got bamboozled too but then I burst out laughing some people turn to despair others to laughter I suppose
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nEGXFMzYpnoThoughts on the Chili's mozzarella sticks Catnigga ?
>mum recently learned Sarkozy was a ((()))Bit slow on this one, mumberg
>>216653318>not hate just thought it would be funny frIt was ong. Keep them coming if you want to chef fr.Would have been funnier had I not expected the twist but it was clear from the beginnning that was a male fr.>>216653532>hungarian name>politician>((()))many such cases
Had to wait 15 minutes to call the social security>>216653532Does she know about Gaddafi and Paul Bismuth ?
https://streamable.com/d8weuiWhy do zoomettes talk like this ?
>>216653532A noseman.
>>216653821Sorry Momo, I won't listen to zoomspeak.
>>216653729I wonder if zoomers know about Tech Decks. If they don't then they should
>>216654032>>216654190I thought it was hot wheels, not a skateboard
>>216653821>not even 150 viewsDamn nigga that's crazy. you could just watch STR instead.
>>216654190Yeah, decks.
>>216655091dicks and decks, as they say in Shitaly
>>216655273She looks like she spends a quarter of her monthly salary in psychologists and meds
>>216655273She looks like she smells bad.>>216655284My dick in-between her decks.
>>216653821zoomers are speaking french...France has fallen o algo...
is southern germany /med/?
>>216655966Nah, her face is too broad
Man this shitting after toil felt like a childbirth
>>216654396Tech Decks were popular for maybe a couple of weeks when I was a kid... man I feel old
Yellowfever posting for portunigga
>>216654606Maybe I watched episodes and I didn't tell you about it
>>216653252>>216653318>getting bamboozled by that face and armskek>>216655317And another half in food.Changing work phone tomorrow, I’ll be posting my pepes in this very thread later at night. Pic related, the first I have had in this shit phone.
>>216657130>7/10 in CanadaCanadians have very low standards.
>>216657130Thought on this chinkette?
>>216657130grimI'm not a fat fetishist, but Asians take it way too far in the other direction you should see the big bunda japinhas they have down in Brazil >Koreathey too look much better without anorexia
>>216657130>>216657317>>216657560Would, would and would
>>216657647so would I
>>216657647matched with her but got ignoredwould have cooked the ricetits seems nice
>>216657317Cute dimples.
>>216657696THIGHS
>>216657739Such is the life for us men
Don't want to start hl2 ep2 until friday night because if I start it I'll only think about playing it even while waging. But I have no idea what else to play. Sheeeeit.1 more hour of wagie left. Until then I'll try to figure something out.>>216657139Your reply was too late therefore I assume you watched 1 (one) episode after I absolutely slammed you with that post.>>216657317She cute. Would plap.>>216657560>they too look much better without anorexiaDon't forget about all the plastic surgery (especially jaw shaving) they do fr fr.
>>216658345Actually no I didn't watch any episodes yet, they're still in the secret cave with the hundreds of baby like shadows
I have been fantasizing about a turkish cutie that asked me some questions in class since friday.Its beyond over for me. Just completely starved of any form of female attention.
>>216658416>Actually no I didn't watch any episodes yet
Maltese sausage sandwich-toasted in Maltese bread for dinner.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762796879553593.mp4strong urge to racemix
>>216658645Sorry not sorry buddy
Thought about Magyarmaxxing and skipping the gym because my shoulder and triceps weren't feeling all that daijobou but in the end I went and did the bare minimum.Pause bench press 1x1 with 155 kg.Bench press 4x6 with 127.5 kg.
Bizarre face Would still
Thoroughly enjoying our sverige fren.
Hey /med/, at the gym rn. Good session and hot girls with tight clothes. You don't know how good it is when there aren't fatherless gypsies fucking around at the cagie. Tomorrow I'll have futsal with some coworkers and other random people, I've always been bad but it's fun.>>216658582>turkish cutieBeware, they're dangerous.>>216657317Not bad.
>>216659913Why does a Down's syndrome filter exist? Gusic is safe from it, right?
>>216660088>>216651222
>>216659606>Magyarmaxxing and skipping the gymMagyaroid freak status: sent flying through the door>dissing me for not going to the gymSorry to break it to burgouise scum such as you, but the WORKERS OF THE WORLDS are known for working.
>>216660088Doesn't it work only on humans ?Also >>216653414
Happens iyc?it does in mine
>>216660088Don't let the n*rd guy see your gusics.
>>216660088give me a sec I'm going to bait him into doing it to a big titty goth girl it'll be funny
>>216660214>I only drink water because it's so much healthier than soda>*guzzles gallons of aromatised water with tons of sugar in it*People should be slapped in the face.
>>216660256I only drink water most of the time but I have a bottle of grenadine syrup and I put some in my water when craving sugar.It's godly when used on lemonade too.
>>216660299NO MOMO NO, BAD BAD MOMO
>>216651222A curious photo. A curious photo indeed. I feel like I need to save it to my /x/ folder, but I'm not sure why.>>216660188I'm ideologically opposed to the concept of YouTube Shorts, but I do ideologically support the existence and proliferation of mozzarella sticks (che bueno).>>216660222You put your hand in the tiger cage, and you're gonna get bit.
I just love when manga artists do asspulls because they've written themselves into a corner.>create hugely powerful important good character>can't seem to find a way to let it go to introduce different characters and situations>do an asspull where the bad guy gets another bad guy to one shot the super powerful important character, all in the same chapter>in less than 8 pages>b-b-but he was on the story the whole time, he just didn't want to reveal himself o algo!
What do you think of this trend of unbuttoning the shirt, /med/?
I made too much salad and now I have to finish it, ugh
>>216660318It's only every now and then, nice bum also>>216660321Based, do you like cheese pulls or is it not important to you ?>>216660659I think women should do it more often, especially busty ones
>>216660659Haven't you got a job o algou assim? You keep spamming all day long
Ok, time for the pepes.
>>216660707No, I don’t have a job, that’s Portuanon (my other persona).
>>216660755Can you please tell your other persona to find a real-life hobby and stop polluting /med/? Thank you
>>216660659nice
>>216660800But I’m exercising right now and am drawing with the kiddo too.
Love this lad.
>>216660800leave it to the shitalians to always be unnecessarily hostile and rudewow
For my dear Brunoid.
>>216660884Bodied that freak
When I imagine catnigga (replace the face with a gusic).
Missing lainposter.
>>216660904hey we're not all dicks anon, don't throw the baby out with the bathwater
Good evening i hate women
>>216661030I look like this.>>216660704>Based, do you like cheese pulls or is it not important to you ?Never tried it before, so I guess not important to me.
>>216661184I love woman.
>>216661148sorry :/not every italian is a shitalian I realize
>>216661232Great edit, but how do you fit in your room and go through doors?
>>216661243hey i'm not fully italian so maybe i don't count, but i can assure you only 90% of "us" are dicks
>>216661243I love shitalians.@andalussy
>>216661291My bedroom was built around me. I have never been outside.
>>216661184What did they do to you today ?
Me when I finally meet Gironde’s office qts.
>>216661328I finally understand your keen knowledge on astral projection. It was all a ruse for the hospital employers.
Portunigga could just play with the kid or have sex with the wife.Instead he just posts pics on a 4chan.Fucking fakecel. I hate him.(I don't hate him actually)>>216661328>I have never been outside.How did you get kebab then?
>>216661296Northerner or something?
>>216661489>posting the edityou fakecel
>>216661551the non-italian part is from the great failed nation of québec, VLQL
>feel weights uneven>do it anyway>realise at the end I loaded 2kg more on one sideWhat I deserve for spamming.
>>216661528>How did you get kebab then?A man brings it to my house. Do they not have kebab delivery service in Magyarorszag? >>216661566I approve this message.
>>216661810Curious, I ordered kebabs delivered to my house some twenty minutes ago. Please don’t call JARVIS by the way or I’ll have to shoot the jeet/huezillian please.
>>216661649Based, bud. Gotta speak Québécois everywhere you go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYm83H5TOMM
I wonder if this is even worse than l**posting.
>>216662074italians can barely speak italian, that's asking too much, but we have to keep the flame alive somehowalso>montréal
Muito sufrido
>>216661317Not sure why you are @ me.Fascist scum.
When I see an abhorrent Magyar post.
>>216662360
The lifting meme was out of order of the others, that’s just how much I love you, andalussio.
>>216661810>Do they not have kebab delivery service in Magyarorszag?Normies here are willing to pay as much for delivery as for the food.Howling.I ain't paying for that shit chef.>>216662378All magyar(tm) posts are high quality oc doe.
>>216662248>italians can barely speak italianI knew these guys mostly scream>alsoWhat's the deal with Montréal tho?
>Teammate named "susan boyle"Kek
Kebabs arrived, see you soon.
>>216662443Kind of homosexual from your part.
>>216662714Homophobic scum.
>>216662626>loud italianskek i love that pichonestly i really like it, they're very expressive and not just with their hands, italian as a language is so satisfying to speaki discovered how fun and enjoyable chatting can be, obviously nothing will make small talk engaging, but being expressive makes socializing so much more funeuropeans on the other side of the alps all have sticks up their asses, no wonder they need to get drunk to open upsocializing is fun, especially in italy, and i'm not even an extrovert>Montréalit's banter, montréal is the reason why 1995 failed by a hair, but it can be a fun place, lots of eventsit's the paris vs everything else argument
>>216662547>Normies here are willing to pay as much for delivery as for the food.Delivery is free in my country of origin, as long as it's over £15 (I spend £15.10).
Gonna get some Leclerc delivery
>>216662626I was going to say the Dutch can't be louder than the Portuguese, but then I remembered pic related
>>216662714>>216662767
>>216663783Hello booma!
I don't understand what's going on here anymore
>>216663828hello dude, hope you had a good daywagecucking hard here, now I'm trying to finish and I'll have a physioterapy session
Are you trying to get rid of gypsies or what?
>>216663894What is physiotherapy ?
Don't engage with the portubot
>>216663894Are you enjoying my spam?
I will stop now to give you the possibility of filling the remaining images, as we're nearing the image limit, frens.
>>216664190no
>>216643524Goth tits won!I got you moselle, I got you
Good night, sisters.>>216664190Needful won't be done I can already tell. My guess is that we won't even hit 290 posts.>>216663056I see.Here if you order from one of the two delivery apps (they made sure to bait people into using ONLY their cheap delivery so pizzerias and other 'taurants now don't even have their own delivery workers anymore) you have to pay like 10-15% more for the meal than if you would buy it irl straight from the 'taurant and close to 1200 HUF fee total. So I could cop a 'za for 3500 from the place I like to eat at, but I'd have to pay around 5200 if I ordered it via one of those two delivery apps. That's almost 50% more than eating it at the 'taurant.They did what Temu is doing rn. Baiting people into using their services and killing off the concurrency. Then when only they remain they jack up prices.The two companies who run these two delivery services are also the ones importing minorities into the country just so they can pay people less.This is one of those times where I hate capitalism o algo.Magyarchud out (and off to bed).
>>216664466>he doesn't know there is a 151 image limit in addition to posts limit
>>216664394I've seen one where they spit on the cake at the end
smoking is gross
>>216664543I misread. I'm tired alri. I waged 11 hours today. REEEEEEEEEEE
>>216664625And here we are >>216664574
>>216664574https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Tf5K6TRRY8
>>216664574>tfw no slim blonde italian smoking gfI suffer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0YVKhKhbZ8pretoguês won
>>216660088>>216660244took a while, but I finally got the fucker>>216665342
>>216665383This is not a responsible use of AI.
Good night med, see you tomorrow>>216665383Ruined the qt
>>216664048physiotherapy or physical therapy is a treatment to recover (or in my case to mantain/lose it slower) the movements and muscular strength
>>216666496Is it progressive in your case?I know someone with ELA and at 32 she's pretty fine with the treatments and still haven't noticed any degrading in her mobility.
leaked footage of the /med/ meet up https://files.catbox.moe/nhzo44.mp4
What book do i need to read (or film to watch) to come closer to understanding the Iberian SOVL?I watched a film about the famous hidalgo Don Quixote and liked it.
>>216666974mine (muscular dystrophy) is progressive, albeit slower than the most aggressive forms (like Duchenne's)that's why I do these exercises in order to maintain my independenceas for >>216664090 yesclean it up jannies
