palmerston north sub eidishion
>>216648455loved this /brit/ meetup x
>>216648455anyone else notice the boobs
I'm a sleepy princess
every time i try to play openttd i have to rewatch tutorials fucking sick of it
spotify once again serving me up a veritable platter of shit on my discover weekly
getting furiously black pilled by twitter ladskeep seeing absolutely 10/10 women and im confronted with the reality i'll never shag them
Got the old MX Unleashed on the PS2 emulator on the ol' 'top
>>216648479
>falsely allege the BBC is biasedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLmSrqMKycw
>>216648385 #My brother was nearly on a plane that went down in the Atlantic with no survivors. The co-pilot panicked in low visibility, kept pulling up and stalled it or something. They got the black box and you can hear the captain realise too late that the co-pilot is holding the controls all wrong.
>>216648455Kek you wish you were that white
>>216648509get them posted here haha do it tho
mad how europeans have summer in winter and in nz we have summer chirstmas. all the marketing geared around it being cold but we get santa in jandals sipping a beer at the beach merch
Every night when I go to bed I lay on my left side and release a humongous earth-shaking fart. It's so loud it wakes up my roommate who's on the other side of the apartment. I wouldn't be surprised if it wakes up the neighbors as well. Very satisfying that
>>216648455Yeah the brunette mogs. She's pure sexo.
All right, motherfucker, we need to find us some hos up in this motherfucker, man, for real! You know what I'm s— nigga, man, what the fuck is you slowing down for, nigga? Drive this motherfucker! Move! Roll, nigga, damn! We ain't getting nowhere—We'll get nowhere, man, driving like a little—driving like a little bitch, man, you ain't driving Miss motherfucking Daisy, nigga! Just roll, nigga, shit! Man, I get tired of rolling with your slow ass, nigga, just roll, man! ... Some nice ass, oh, look at some bitches right there, oh, hell, yeah! Nigga, let's roll. It's on, motherfucker, yeah, nigga. Damn, I just can't wait, man, nigga horny as a motherfucker, man, dick all hard, nigga, i'm ready to fuck, nigga, straight up, nigga! I'm ready to get my groove motherfucking on, you hear me, nigga? Nigga—
>>216648509i like the videos where they "accidentally" have their tits come out and then pretend to be shocked
>>216648534Always baffled me that people aren't more nomadic. Just makes sense to migrate about to where it's warm. Those migratory birds have got it sussed.
>>216648555Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got, you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Nigga.
>>216648534Warm Christmas sounds a bit depressing icl
>>216648569there is over 8 billion people in the world
>>216648569We'll never know why our white ancestors chose to move away from warmer climes. It's a head scratcher.
>>216647274 #RIP are Rubes>@BBCnews: A popular YouTuber, book-toker and author Ruby Granger was killed today in a bizarre freak accident after she was accidently hurled more than 900m through the air by a human sized catapult, her family announced on social media>Oxford University alumnus Ruby Bones, 26, suffered multiple grevious injuries when she missed a safety net after being flung from a medieval-style trebuchet catapult.>Ms Bones, a literature graduate known as Ruby Granger, was part of the university extreme sports club - the Oxford Stunt Factory - who had visited the trebuchet site in Middlemoor Water Park near Bridgwater, Somerset>Ms Bones, had been one of five members from the Oxford Stunt Factory to use the £84 per catapult launch
>>216648588weird ass nigga
>>216648455I'll take back row second from left please boss
>>216648584why, that makes no sense
>>216648591white people evolved in siberia
>>216648581
right well that's the same picture as the OP isn't it
Holy Shit, I've Got A Great Idea, I'm Such A Genius LOL I Think I Should Get A Patent LOL I Need To Go To The Tokyo Patent Office LOL
>>216648509you'd be happier if you lowered your standardsnot just for women but for everything
>>216648588Behind the scenes at the Gherkin
>>216648594Fake news. BBC at it again
>>216648569Just thank satan you don't live in America or Canada
>>216648608literally just listened to that song like 3 minutes ago
>>216648586It's too many innit let's be honest. Need a super contagious virus to sterilise 99% of people and get this overpopulation thing sorted.
>>216648581WHAT
>>216648594baffling and sad that you thought this was worth posting, and worth posting twice
and I forgot to attach the image to my postmistakes like that must mean it's time for bed
>>216648603Christmas is supposed to be cold and preferably snowy. How are you supposed to eat your Christmas dinner while it’s hot outside, that’s not summer food.
>>216648594Is her last name really Bones?
get the bastard 'tex posted
>>216648367I watched that one. 5 retards take a back road country route in the mountains during winter, get stuck and freeze to deathA random pulls up to their car, gets stuck as well, tries to shovel his way out but has a heart attack. Truck who pulled him out said he spotted a “pile of feces” next to his carlmao bizarre story. I was ‘avin a giggle
>>216648624Blimey. There's a part of me that wants it though. Nowt better than an ice cold beer in a toasty warm house with freezing snow coming down outside.
new zealanders having a massive roast dinner in the middle of summer lol
About done, time to get started on the mash.
hail satan
>>216648672I never heard about the feces. Grim. I always thought that random bloke knew more than he was telling though. It looked like the boys were chased down the road or something though. But then, they were proper mentals.
got a fetish for women that are human failures and their only redeeming quality is their big boobies and nice body
>>216648694Looks like pus
>>216648694quasi-Elton
>>216648669its a different sort of christmas, we eat different sorts of food and just drink a bunch of alcohol and snoose at the beach. My mum always makes a trifle and we usually eat seafood, cold muscles, caught crayfish, fruit. Europeans and australians wont understand, but we go outside and spend our holidays soaking up nature and alcohol
Can a nigga get a quick rundown on the new "harsh" immigration measures the government is bringing in?Are they actually blocking the Boris wave?
>>216648638>a super contagious virus that sterilises 99% of peopleThe more I think about the more I am sure this will happen. Not in our lifetime necessarily but at some point. How would they even stop it? By the time it is noticed it's too late, the damage has been done (and is irreversible by design).
>>216648714Pus is molten tissue from an immune system reaction, this is molten onion from gentle heat over hours. So, yes, fair enough.
Can a young nigga get a quick rundown on the help to buy ISA?
>>216648694monsters on the 30th of October be like
Okay Google, how do I hypnotise a group of fat women to fall in love with me and lose all their weight so I've got a harem of fit birds with low self esteem who obey my every command?
>>216648722australians wouldn't fucking understand soaking up nature and alcohol? imbecile
mum had covid a few weeks ago but i didn't catch it
>>216648677I just want rain. Fuck this hell.
>>216648694Those aren't caramelised?
>>216648166I asked on Monday 3rd if she was free on Wednesday 12th.Admittedly that was likely too far in advance. She was away for a few days but her profile says she's available this week.I haven't messaged for a few days. Do you think if I send a polite follow up message it will be ok? I don't want to annoy her, so shall I send it this evening?
DUDE ALCOHOL LMAO
shocked to discover that Boris Johnson is Jewish, so is Keir
>>216648759correct, ive been there. its too hot to go outside during christmas generally. Australians barely go outside anyway, you lot all sit inside with your air con blasting cause you're weak neutered people with no bollocks
>>216648765White balance is a bit off, but they are light caramel brown and taste very sweet.
>>216648725It could be happening as we speak. I reckon it might be engineered to target certain genetic types as well. Imagine that as a weapon of war. Game over.
>>216648772right youve officially graduated to poster most deserving to get smashed in the face with a hammer
>>216648652alright gayboy
>>216648788leftypol commenting on the 2021 census
>>216648774Mad how my life revolves around booze and it's fucking up my life. I always tell myself I've stopped but then I always go back to it. Can hardly imagine a life without it.
>>216648774
marked safe from the IDF lads, im alright
>>216648748you save up to £200 a month until you hit £12000 and then use that money for a deposit on a house and the Government will give you an additional 25% on top of whatever you have in there. Then there's rules that you need the house to be at least £250,000, is your only house, and will be where you live.Personally i reckon a Stock and Shares ISA will get you more money and not tie you to having to use it on a frankly small deposit on a house that now comes with regulations
I was in Aus in Jan, was hot but it was a nice hotRefreshing
>>216648817never liked these sorts of memes with the glasses and open mouths. I'm glad it's less popular now.
>>216648835global warming innit
>>216648508some weeks it's really good and then it's just shit
>>216648591Why did my ancestors move to this shitty grey islandWhy didn’t they stop somewhere like France or Germany which aren’t that warm but not as bad as this
NO THERE'S NO ONE HOMEIN MY HOUSE OF PAAIIN
>>216648830i got the house price bit backwards. it's a maximum of £250,000 (or £450,000 in London)
Mental how Australians are logging what little is left of australian and tasmanian rainforest. we're not taking you lot in once global warming ramps up and you haven't a tree to rest under
>>216648787sincerely hope you don't actually believe all that kek you are a deluded redditor with a massive chip on your shoulder if you think like this, you're the same as every snide canadian or scot on the internet with a perpetually angry little brother complex for no reasonglad most kiwis i meet aren't like you
I didn't think I could feel bad for an escort until I read this guy's posts.
Odds get on the exercise bike Evens have a shave Dubs do the dishes
squattoil this afternoon
That NZ poster really does not like Aussies haha
>>216648885oh he angry
>>216648916Squatting or squats?
>>216648862>it's a maximum of £250,000 (or £450,000 in London)Right so it's useless then
>>216648948the exercise not the abandoned building thingy
>>216648772i want to know more about this prostitute
might move to australia to become a miner, smoke meth and shag SEA clunge
>>216648959it takes 5 years to max it out, has government rules tied to it, and gives you less money than a conservative 5 year return on the S&P500 would. So yeah, imo there's no point to it
What's your biggest secret?
in bed pooing
>>216648947please just stop acting like an angry childish gimp for no reason lad you forget that we're literally the two most similar cultures on the planet, if you shit on us you're shitting on yourself in the process
nth for the baddiedem
>>216649012used to shag my sister
shavetoil looms
Never seen a pink cover Bible before
What’s the difference between NZ and AusI was watching this ‘Aussie’ YouTuber for months and I didn’t even realise she was from NZ until she said in a video
>>216649049:/
>>216649025Unc big mad :skull:
wonder how long it'll be before the yank government shutdown straight up causes a passenger airliner to crash since it seems like that's what they're waiting for
groks just called me a troll
>>216649049Is she fit?
>>216649003there's a lad in the /britfeel/ discord who legit did this, moved to aus to work at a mine in the middle of the Pilbara desertflies out to the mine, lives in barebones accommodation on site spending 6 weeks driving gigantic trucks moving dirt from A to B, flies out to the nearest city where he rents a place, 6 weeks there then repeat. Gets paid like 100 grand a year.
>>216649025you aint like us lil bro
>>216648916Waiting for my back pain to go away before squatting again (it's been 2 weeks)
>>216649067*starts shrieking and howling and beating the ground with my fists and sprints over to you on all fours and starts biting your ears and nose off*
>>216649041don't recognise this one, she new?fit though. Pale with no tattoos? that'll do for me.
im a spastic freak
>>216649061we are twins so it was basically just masturbation>>216649091she's conventionally attractive
>>216649099we are, and you need to get over it
doing fortnite dances in my smelly bedroom
mental how this time last year i had a gf that wanked me off every night and now im sat alone
>>216649103better safe than sorryproper hate injurytoil but it's all in the mind. You sit there thinking your gains are melting away forever then when you finally get back to it you're back to where you were before in like 2 weeks, feeling even stronger than ever
>>216649145If you get your twin preggers, did you technically clone yourself?
Morning toil avoiders
>>216649145
>>216649158get off my dick
>>216649095Damn sounds good
>>216649145how the fuck does something like that even start
>>216648720I would not be fighting
>>216649118She's Ren Hollister(valkcy), she was in the car pic behind Kate
I can't stop masturbating. It's ruining my life.
Don't think that story is actually true
>>216649232livestream wank for us
never won anything in my life
>>216649228Delicate English roses.
>>216649228>>216648455The west is cooked tbqhwy famalamadingdong
>>216649256you just won a (you)!
>>216649228Imagine the smell
>>216649178nofraternal twins so they'd just be inbred
>>216649256oh but you have.... my heart!! xx
Farting internally
for what is the charge? raping a nigger? a succulent little nigger?
Any avoid reading emails until they become a massive self-inflicted worry man in?
>>216648455hnng, imagine the smell
>>216649201we shared a room until we were about 14just curiosity that went too far, didnt know what we were doing was wrong
>>216649364>he gets emailsI ignore all forms of contact bar phone calls. only letters I get are toll fines telling me i "owe them money for using their roads" LOL get fucked niggerkikes
>>216649364katheeeeeem lol dk why i do it, hate myself
>>216649049>>216649145>>216649381this is a made up gooner masturbatory fantasy btw
>>216649381right yeah this is just a pedo wank larp please kill yourself ta x
>>216649364Not me no, I reply to every email as soon as I can so I can proceed to do nothing and relax
>>216649392Opposite for me: phone calls no, letters yes.If it's something really important they'll send me a letter. Phone calls are just scams. Caller ID: "Gran"? A likely story. Denied.
Rorke turning a blind eye to this
Started watching Boardwalk Empire and it’s been shite so far
>>216649364i was like this in uninot thinking about things doesn't really work though, you're just stressed constantly that you're forgetting something. better to get it over with and know what's what
>>216649450the small boat mandem
>>216648509gay chads we win again
>>216649449kek imagine if ol' gran was gonna leave you her entire inheritance but you refused to 'ave a chat with the ol' gal
>>216649450Small boats getting smaller
>>216649012im actually a girl
>>216649450This is how they make chocolate btw
>>216649419>>216649473Thanks lads I'm going to do it
futurama porn
where’s gorpheus?
>>216649364read the email and either deal with it then or put it on a to do list so you've got a plan
>>216649408>>216649410its real and the biggest regret in my life so actually its quite hurtful to me that you would dismiss it as a nonce fantasy
>>216649530Amy Wong is hottest.
>>216649562how can it be the biggest regret of your life if you said it was "basically masturbation"?
>>216649562did she moan?
Reckon you could take her, lads?
>>216649583He regrets not doing it more
Would really like to be gay, seems easy and fun
>>216648772You clearly never read my post you fuck. I said message Wednesday. Send me her number now and I'll message and we will see if she is piping other lads right now and just ignoring you yeah
twin sister incest larp is it? yeah
Why do we all have so much anxiety
>>216649646Alright demon
>>216649702natural response to living in a deeply unnatural environment exposed to dizzying amounts of stimuili the human brain was never supposed to comprehend
>>216649702Me? I'm good thanks for asking I'm just livin' and cruisin'
>>216649171I just rot, even wanking aggravates it. Waiting long between excersises does my recovery period in, too much stop and start but oh well. I know the physios numbers when I stop being a stubborn numptey
just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in
Do you need a digital id to post on brit ?
>>216649596rat phenotype
>>216649702for me, it's because i don't take my pregabalin
>>216649702i dont
in awe at the snout on this man
nz is like australia but slightly worse in every way, genuinely pointless country that should have never been invented
Fr is deadI post sui7 here instead
>>216649750Part and parcel, Rorke
>>216649741Digital ID hasn't happened yet which is a shame because with it something like this >>216649750 surely wouldn't have happened.
>>216649750what did he do? suck all the air up and suffocate her?
>>216649750Brit men..
nothing BBC News loves doing more than reporting on itself
>>216649741had no idea seals could be little bitches like that. looks like they need a good clubbing
>>216649790or Lily Allen
The world is finally healing
eating polish ham and cheese
>>216649775scrimmage
Over four years since I last shagged now, needs sorting out
>>216649797good stuff
>>216649765>webmthe FtM troon line manager at work looks like this except uglier and without the massive norks. Also I suspect she doesn't like me because I'm 6'2" and have been working out for several years while she runs about like some 5 foot tall Elliot Page type thing. I've been nothing but polite to him (her) though so I resent this treatment.
>>216649596looks like leigh salesbut yeah that's crazy
>>216649763they have better weather tbf and bigger cocks according to most women i've talked to
Technically you shagged your mum since your willard was inside her before you were born
>>216649848shagged your mum too haha
>>216649868done him sent him flying poo screaming well that's Rorke finished
>>216649750Why is it always a Nigerian?
>>216649843trannies are always seething with jealousy at "cis" people theyre trying to pass as. only difference is a woman seething at you is of very little concern normally, whereas a mentally ill man seething at women can have dire consequences
trannies are cute and valid
>>216649923theyre not
>Cider. Pint of.Then you keep it moving.
lost my bank card like a fucking IDIOT
trannies are mentally ill and need excluding from society
>>216649843Based brit bro
tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty you're listening to the boy from the big bag city
>>216649880:' (
Sticking the Animal Collective on
>>216649742Would love to see you say that to her face.
>>216649937This sui7 bro.CHECK YOUR DIGITAL ID
>>216649927they are>>216649937only the ugly ones
>>216649962they arent
>>216649954Handsome fella
>>216649954For me its sui7
>>216649957don't care. it's revolting>>216649962they're all ugly. ugly inside
>>216649957is this a tranny then
>>216649969they are
Thinking about when my mate went to the pub and ordered a mead
>>216649954i'll never understand why a woman would want to destroy her body with testosterone like that
>>216649903intellectually I can understand why she hates me because I represent the thing she can never be but at the same time everyone else slags this troon something awful, openly even. The middle aged women especially, they laugh at her and shitmaybe one day she will respect the fact that I treat her like a human being (despite not believing she's a man obviously)
>>216650013It's 100% achievable natty
>>216650007they arent
>>216649993No sui7 is natural.
>>216649929Poo screaming
>>216650007So THIS is the gyaldem
not sure why kylie minogue became a gay iconi will say she had some undeniable bangers though
>>216650024not for a woman
>>216650016they are not rational actors lad
Sui7 talk about her dp.
>>216649741they fight like catbergs
sick of being a gingerany way to darken (or lighten) my hair naturally
>>216649702i reckon the solution to anxiety is a good ol' saline nasal irrigation.the body's all connected. i think anxiety is affected by the nasal cavity.
>>216650053Yeah for you maybe
>>216650013Cops get drug tested.
the smell outside is reminding me of daredevil on the gbafucked how smells can trigger memories you dont even know you have
How the fuck is it the international break AGAIN
>>216650046https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQRkpPoinuUshe does tbf
>>216650073If you get a lot of sun it will lighten your hair a little
>>216650016she might hate herself and so on some level welcomes the poor treatment
>>216650028Why do they blacken their nose like an animal... I fuckin hate furry freaks
>>216650084So do athletes. Thus we can conclude all athletes are natty.
>>216648455and niggas will say asians are the ones who all look the same baka
>>216650089I still remember the cringe things I've done and said 15 years ago I wish I could just forget it like the rest but it comes back to me every now and again
Do you need a digital id to watch sui7 webm
>>216650060another one with the rat phenotypeshe kind of looks british
>>216650089There's a certain handwash that reminds me of playing Extreme Warfare Revenge in like 2012, mad stuff
>>216650106>This video is not availableYou dumb cunt.
>>216650137skill issue
>>216650046hard to find a female pop star who isn't a gay icon these days
MichaelGabrielRaphaelUrielAre 4 of the 7 Holy archangels named in the bible
Louis if you do not come out here and wash your hands right now you can forget all about that new Extreme Warfare Revenge game*punches Lynn's head off*
>>216650165Don't understand the reference but I'm sure it's funny
>>216650082women can get very toned but not big huge muscles like that, it's just not how our bodies work
>>216650186it was
>>216650134Sui7 look like that woman from kubrick film
remember having an mtv wank to "can't get you out of my head" music video back then
want to take panties off from a girl. I want to pat mons pubis. I want to run my finger through a bush. I want to jiggle a clitty. I want to push my finger through labia and feel them opening up and letting my hand enter the moist demesne. I want to smell the pussy sweat
>>216650165always wondered, was louis a brit/britfeel poster?
>>216650186https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2dm4_cIxFQ
right that's france in the filter for a bit. sick of seeing that revolting hog
Sui7 moment
>>216650203>>216650205I am the only good Australian poster
>>216650188>Out bodiesAlri love? Any chance of a nice panty shot? Xxx
>>216650158bet the other 3 were proper gutted they didnt make it in
>>216650188Yeah yours maybe
big fat brit tats...
ive been uploading myself to the ai attractiveness site and i was rated 7 with my natural strawberry hair and light grey eyes but a 7.5 with the same photo but an ai edit that gave me brown hair and eyes
>>216650203a true blue aussie wank
>>216650259>ai attractiveness siteWow this sounds horrific
mousenonce looks like this
>>216650259grimmest post of the year fucking hell
>>216648455NEW>>216650077>>216650077>>216650077
>>216650272>>216650276why
Imagine letting an algorithm written by stinky slants tell you if you're handsome or not
Mental how everything in the bible is true
4'9 korean ting
>>216650259>Natural strawberry hair>Light grey eyesBender alert
>>216650286It's bad enough being deemed unattractive by actual women, never mind the cold objective judgement of a robot
>>216650165>Extreme Warfare Revengebased
>>216650285thought that image used the down syndrome thing ive been looking for
just did a pooey fart
Dead convo
>>216650334ive never dated or bought nice clothes and will not allow myself to until i am a 7.5 at least and if i cannot look good then ill just up with my looks and just get fat
S&S ISA bros... we won
>>216648455New>>216650399>>216650399>>216650399
was starting to like frenchies but this one's ruined it again
>>216650414umwe haven't hit the bump limit
That new appears to be early
>>216650442filter no stubs. simple as x
Fuckin thread splitting retard
>>216650442He's the schizo from /fr/. He ruined that general and he's looking for another one to shitpost in.
ah great. a mentally ill mong spamming his (ugly) obsession
nice one france. well done
>>216648470kek
>>216648584always wanted to experience a white christmas but christmas out here with the beach and weather for the cricket on boxing day is good too, we should swap for a year or two lad
>>216648722>australians wont understand, but we go outside and spend our holidays soaking up nature and alcoholbeg your pardon
>>216648875are you south asian?
>>216649763enough with this crap
>>216650046sad that she never had children, same with delta goodrem, would have had any bloke in the country wanting them at one point and they end up childless, pretty grim
>>216650298small tight chinky on the side to keep the prostate healthy can't hurt
gday mate
