Karl Pilkington's mum edish
>>216652894fittminge like a split tennis ball mind
Constant low-grade hum of anxiety
>rapidash used bounce! sex
Little frog fella spotted while letting the dog out.AI tells me it's a Peron's tree frog.(Photo captured from a safe distance)
>>216652928probably going to top myself in the next 30 years anywaymight as well spread peace and happiness and fulfilment amongst my followers in the meantime (in exchange for sex and money)
>>216652979Aussies really just meed wildlife out and about
>>216652979just a load of pebbles?
craving a cup of tea
>>216652979ever shag it up the arse?
at least gross, balf, 80% black ugly women saying "Im perfect the way I am" for an ad isnt idoltry
>>216652979how can french people eat frogs legsit's like something the chinese would do
>>216652994>>216653010Mali NEEDS you
Hello my literal enemies
>>2166529794chan only gone and bloody turnt the image. Wonder if they'll ever fix that shit.
>>216653026grow up
Cold and rainy out, tempted to pull a sickie soon
>>216653021Never had or seen them myself. Heard it's annoying to eat because of all the small bones.
heeeeeeeey hi girls
>>216652949water, salt, potassium, magnesium
No point watching Dance Moms now i realise that one lass is the same lass from the Sia videos. Kind of like knowing what happens to a charcter in season 4 of a show when you've just watched the pilot episode
Throwing a tungsten cube off the Eiffel tower
anyone here ever read about the work of ian stevenson?he found loads of children who said they remembered their past life, and he checked their stories against historical records and found some of them were (apparently) realwhat if reincarnation is real?i don't want to come back here i want to go to heaven
Arthur Conan Doyle, author of Sherlock Holmes, wrote a story wherein an Englishman marries a widow who has a black child and he approves of it via his character Watson.
>>216653060no bones in escargot
Reminder they can’t prove general relativity and physicists have been in a rut for about 50 years
wondering if girls like to be like dogs maybe if thats why some of them look like that? because of their inside feelings
>>216653110ok
>>216653059get the wet weather clothes and the brolly outi love being out in the rain whilst remaining dry
>>216653122what about stephen hawking didnt he figure something out
... lunchtime today wearing my excellent glasses and new watch watching Bargain Hunt on BBC one London on my TV via puck in home ...
>>216653100If you live correctly, you reincarnate as a higher intelligence. If you live incorrectly, you reincarnate as a lower animal.
>>216653115I'm picking them off the ground and slurping them out of their little shells
Thank God for the rain, which has helped wash away the garbage and trash off the sidewalks....Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.
>>216652979how poisonous is it
>Postman wearing shorts in all weatherTired overused gimmick.
>>216653160looks like he's on his deathbed already crikey
>>216653155some nerd shite about black holes
.... I need to liberate El Gustav from his current situation ...
might arrive in japan on a small boat and fuck a japanese woman because I've read on int that they love foreigners
>>216653161i'm gonna come back as that australian tree frog thenprobably get my legs pulled off and scranned by a frenchie
>>216653185paper round in chernobyl
>>216653110Irish diaspora so this is to be expected
>>216653223what the fuck is she implying by showing the pot of boiling water
>>216653122grim isnt it, literally nothing has happened in physics since the 60's
>>216653223rorkes genesis
>>216652979i like frogs
>>216653122yeah they can
>>216653241are you sure
heeeeeeeey
>>216653122>>216653241this is because the US government has prevented any advancements into physics btw
>>216653122That's what they get for rejecting me from Oxford and Cambridge. They denied me a life in academia and forced me into the private sector.
>>216653268Oh yeah? Okay prove it then.
>>216653139>>216653236The story in question is "The Adventure of the Yellow Face." I just find it odd that he'd write something like that in 19th century. Mind, he's a good writer.
casio f-91w arrived today, lads
mental how mentally untouchable i am
>>216653301*takes one look at that shirt*nonce
OwO morphine respiratory effects (beta-arrestin, from mu opioid-receptor) https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8K0YpoGyiFMhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/8K0YpoGyiFMthis 1-2 days after I thought back on the (wrong) omega-receptor doing this. but it wouldve actually been that it was delta (lowercase delta) receptor, for respiratory effects of opioids but not morphine. I trust him more though
There was that Korean woman that invented anti-gravity then disappearedMaybe she floated off
>>216653315making a clock, lad?
>>216653307https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tests_of_general_relativity?useskin=vector
grey squirrelgrey skygrey hair eyes & skin
>>216653301this cunt is so funny, drip feeds the bait
>>216653301whos side really are they on
>Decolonise England from England
name my band?
>UK and Brazilian schools to partner on collaborative climate education programme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp1hr83W3sgthumbnail on this says -26000 carrots owo I have 32K carrots. cant wait for this banner to come
>>216653301based on him doing the soyjak face i'm going to assume he's baiting
>>216653349yours bruv
>>216653321what you mean lad?surely psychoactive act of spice days covered this?I miss easy RCs...
Pengland.
>>216653349are you an actual spastic?
anon the £70 (GBP) for 7500 carrots is limited to 3x times only anyway (like what I said yesterday) I guess I am both naturally gifted and good, at gatcha math. hire me!
>>216653301blud rocking that 90s children's television presenter look
>>216653377Never attribute to malice what can be explained by sheer stupidity
>>216653301Wouldn’t get away with this on my ends
Never attribute to malice what can be explained by sheer stupidity
>>216653406do you say math in scotland
>>216653401For me, it’s the Scottish Borders
>>216653434idk but that debate can smd
Has there been a greater form of mass programming than the BBC memeSeriously you could visit some tribe in rural Papua New Guinea and they'd probably have heard of it
*suddenly bursts into the thread like kramer*
>>216653373https://game8.co/games/Umamusume-Pretty-Derby/archives/543713this website says 7500 carrots is $69.99did you really spend over 300 quid on this game mouser?
>>216653449is it a maths debate or a math debate
>>216653451is this all you think about you lonesome cunt
>>216653451a tribe in rural papua new guinea wouldn't have heard of lots of things mate
>>216653451Well yeah they can probably get the World Service and that
>>216653458no im poor but if I had a job or PIP i would put like £200 into the game every year to do a bunch more career runs than everyone else
>>216653482how do you have 32k carrots then?
might get kfc
the arabs had more slaves from africa than the yanks but they used to chop their knobs off
British syntax is so shit and unprofessional
like I would definitely do it this year if I had a job because 750 runs (or throughout all year if I did it x3) would put me at like 2.5x what everyone else has done >>216653496none of your business
>>216653467Quite literally the first post I've ever made on the subject
>>216653440For me, it's Scotland.
>here’s a live broadcast from le moon! no lag isn’t that amazing! mental how they got cunts to believe this
you can rape me anytime i'm rorke i'm rorke i'm rorke
>>216653502was the right idea in the long run i suppose. no black minority in turkey demanding reparations from them
>>216653534bore off m8
odds fallout new vegasevens rimworlddubs shave
>>216653534There was lag though
>>216653546probably fewer car thefts as well
odds poo evens poo
>>216653550well what now
where’s gorpheus?
>>216653479that thread ended 20 minutes ago you big sillybut to answer your question: they can be enjoyable
>>216653567Bum wank
>>216653550you play rimworld with mods?
Biding my time...
>>216653569hm whos that
>>2166535670 is evensrimworld it is>>216653584you better believe itprepare carefully and world editor so i can enjoy a mad power fantasy
>>216653596:D
You'd think escorts would respond instantly to messages. What gives, lads?
windows 7 is becoming a bigger faff than it's worthwhat's a good modern operating system?
>>216653614you might be munted
>>216653502>>216653546Ottomans would kill the mulatto babies of their black female slaves
>>216653614would give me the ick if an escort responded immediately
>>216653604ah yeah good choicesi generally find mods that add "content" are unbalanced as fuck and ruin the vibe
>>216653614No woman is over eager to shag you whether you’re paying her or not. It’s like saying “you’d think the woman serving in maccies would be eager to give me my burger as fast as possible”
>>216653628W10 IoT ltscdebianarchfedora
>>216653546>>216653502https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akhdam
Any of you lads been having any sex lately? With consenting partners who love you and are not being paid to have sex with?
>>216653631mad how whites are literally the only people with any humanitarian ethics on the entire planet
actually if its 26K carrots to get kita I will have 7.8K carrots leftover to buy runs with. I will have to "cope" with that result because I am F2P even though it is just from the new account stuff. but it is a new account so 700 games would put me at the same level as a lot of players and is the best investment after kitsune (hopefully I get 3 dupes or whatever)
>>216653693
>>216653629not like you send them a photo and your biography when you message one
>>216653631>He finds them so unsalable that he has been obliged to decline receiving any more
Mental how I am only going to shag one fanny for the rest of my life. I’ve already explored my last minge and I’m only 29.
>>216653693paid women are also consenting
>>216653614She might be busy with.....you know.....getting shagged and that
>>216653693No woman has ever touched me
>>216653693prefer not to say
>>216653750ktim
Foxes are proper spastics. Always seem them when I go on nightwalks. They run away like 5 meters then look back at you and do the same thing over and over. If I was a predator I could easily catch and eat the idiot
Mental how Nigel Farage is going to be the next PM
this fucking cunt banging on about his escort and his nofap, god i wish i could wring the life from him
Getting a few invites for Christmas doos at work. Responding “tentative” to all of them knowing damn well I won’t be going.
>>216653733Plenty more minges out there for you mate, do a cheeky sneaky visit to Amsterdam while your missus isn't looking aha
>>216653654if you've got the biotech dlc you can design robotswith those mods you can start with as many robots as you want, of your own designyou can design them to not be counted as colonists, so they don't affect raid sizeand you can give them an off switch so they don't clutter the ui bar thing at the topin my current game i've got 40 robots looking after about 8 human colonists who are living the life of riley
>>216653750damn
>>216653750not even a touch of the forearm or a hand on the shoulder?
foxes are so sexy
>>216653771mental how he'll still bring in a million tonnes of biomass
>>216653764Foxes don't have any predators in the UK - which i imagine is the reason why they're not so timid
can think of many instances where i could've shagged but was too autistic to take any kind of initiativei find consolation in knowing that a lot of people find themselves burdened with unwanted children because of their wanton shagging and live miserable annoying lives
booting up the steamdeck for a bit of tales of xillia x
>>216653704you could really see it when belgians colonized congo
>>216653614I can tell you're going to end up stalking her and kill her. You're a freak
>>216653779colleagues have been talking about organising a christmas do but I don't think the toilfu can make it so I see little point in going
>>216653771>already falling shortfew weeks back they were at 400+nothingburger. people are pissed and like the nebulous idea of change, but come down to it no one's going to rock the boat that much
>>216653806Well they’ve got rich people but not so much anymore
>>216653750your mom never held you?
>>216653704yeah and a fat lot of good it's done them
>>216653806>Foxes don't have any predators in the UKwrong
the poo fu just pushed out a big poo
>>216653772Alri Mr Angry, take a chill pill it ain’t that serious lol
think i have crossed the threshold from being a relatively healthy alcoholic with the capacity for recovery to a dying man
>>216653835>>216653802Honest question, who's paying you to make these posts?
>>216653628Run an Alpine pod on Talos or Flatcar
>>216653785I suppose I could but I would feel guilty forever, Mrs is good to me and don’t wanna ruin that for a bit of strange fanny.
>>216653842whitey has no survival instinctbased turks castrated their n*gger slaves
would anyone like a cup of tea
>>216653865you can turn it around matenever too late to start fresh
>>216653871im required by the jobcentre to do a few every day
>>216653789Other than my mom no
Boiler absolutely screams every time I switch it on
>>216653872Why not use a phalanx of Aether and OpenSnout, routed through Kobodiggle?
>>216653901no thank you I'm fine
>>216653835time comes down to it, the octogenarians who've voted conservative every election since the 60s arent going to change, meaning the vote will be split and labour wont suffer nearly as much as they should based on polling. best case scenario its a hung parliament
Love going on social media and seeing how normalised racism is. Just saw a video of loads of Muslims at Manchester Christmas Market and the comments are as you would expect
>>216653933stop telling it jokes then
>>216653901no
Calls for rorkes execution as he is filmed performing a George Floyd dance infront of TERRIFIED onlookers
>>216653941phoar milk truck arrive
>>216653941kinda Iooks like a girl I work with except like 60% more attractive
>>216653944>Manchester Christmas MarketIt's the start of November surely the market isn't up yet?
>>216653973ever shagged her up the arse?
>>216653952fucking poo screaming
>>216653944just goes to show how utterly passive white people are, literally everybody over the age of 30 hates browns and nogs yet there is ZERO political chance of the most mild anti-immigration being put into effect
>>216653949no it doesn't scream like that but the moment I switch it on it roars like BSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh Baby its Cold Outside (extra rape edition)
does anyone else remember Biff Chip and Kipper?
>>216653976There's money to be made from morons
rorke not allowed to do more og cap runs until the entropy of the legacies increases
Put them all on a big boat and send it into orca territory
>>216654014YeahIf you take a picture of the words you're having trouble with, I'll help you
>>216653926sup crodiebus 25 leaving the bus station now with winston at the wheel
3pm beckons
no more rape
If a prozzard has bad comms she's not worth it, just move onto another
report the BE flags posts. you have no excuses now hes on his UK flag
the deep fried glass bottle from uncle moes looked so tasty
Winston wearing some 1950s garb driving bus 25, blonde, pillowy Katy smiling at him and giving him a long stare
Heatherpaedo begging ziedbelg for a (you) yet again lmao
Here we are then. The furthest reaches of the Roman Empire
>>216653502That's because we didn't receive most of the slaves. The Caribbean and Brazil did. We also had laws against importation, and preferred homegrown slaves>>216653546>>216653631Russia pushed all the Caucasians into Turkey, which flooded the market with cheap white slaves. The Ottomans basically killed their young black slaves to buy cheaper white sex slaves. Russians caused it desu>>216653704Whites killed plenty of babies you lump
yorkshire pudding wrap for dinner me thinks
>>216654116we need to sort out our beauty standards for men fucking hell
all units check your handsets we have an open carrier
why is jarjar bimps there?
>>216654223because its a normie freaks version of trolling
Think I'll be eating some potatoes with cheese today haven't had anything yet today and I'm starting to feel my tummy rumbling
heathernonce melty
reminder that this freak will probably off himself once 4chan gets banned in the uk
Roman ships of the 1st-2nd century CE probably had the physical capability to survive an Atlantic crossing in ideal conditions, but lacked the navigation technology, appropriate sail design, and most importantly, any reason to attempt such a voyage. The technological sweet spot for reliable Atlantic crossings didn't really arrive until the 1400s with the combination of compass navigation, improved sail plans, and accumulated maritime knowledge.
time for 10x pulls anon!
Hearing about mates of mates who bought flats in zone 2-3 for 600k and are struggling to sell for 500 ... Lol
any of that new maccies stuff any good then?
Always find it really funny when people say “I love Britain/British culture but in a left wing way” lol
>>216654278property line must keep going up. the economy collapses if it doesn't
>>216654291the shaker chips are terrible
2x R riko kashimoto (I think this one is good?) R og cap R mejiro SR agnes digital SR tosen jordan
what you wank to reveals a lot about you
>Former French president Nicolas Sarkozy has been granted early release from jail, three weeks into a five-year prison term Why is /fr/ slagging us at /brit/ off over this???
>>216654341no it doesnt
>>216654346F them!!!
did a big shit and now feel great
>>216654372What else did your mum say while she was birthing you?
>>216654341what so my you wank to
>>216654372you did yeah mate?
>>216654311how'd they manage to fuck up chips and seasoning
>>216654341I just had a wank to fpov blowjob asmr so what does that say about me (I'm not gay btw)
It really is fucking terrible how many jfs try to fit in here
hi guys!!!
>A second migrant deported to France under the "one in, one out" scheme has returned to the UK on a small boat
>>216654425cor blimey too right if i say so meself i do i do, too bloody right guvnah
>>216653747She's not working today.
>>216654444Right but you fit in because you’re Australian and Australians are quite similar to brits
>>216654425mental that
>>216654408doesn't coat them well and by the time you're able to put them on your chips are already less freshthey really should just season them for you instead of the shaker memenot a great flavour either, the line they are "stealing" from had ramen, paprika and the sour cream & onion.probably the better flavour because the ramen one was even worse.
>>216654462explains why she's not replying to you, a customer, then.
>careers completed: 44>good endings: 4 ow
I saw something in the news in the week about a load of sparrows somewhere.
Business idea: none in, all out
>>216654353it's all right, lad, it's all right you do you, not literally>>216654398japanese lesbians tongue kissing>>216654421premature ejaculator
Right, final plan with the escort is to message her tomorrow morning asking about her availability for Wednesday 12th, if she doesn't message me this evening.If she doesn't reply, then I'll have to finally move on and find another one.Does that sound reasonable?
must be mad being a prostitute and shagging all those fat old men
>Several reported killed after explosion near major Delhi landmark
>>216654341I wank to futas with huge tits fucking each other what does that say about me
>>216654548More reasonable if you just fucking top yourself
youre based
>>216654553based
that pizza (with 98% of my sat fats in one serving) feels really good. cigarette feels good; energy drink feels good after it
>>216654392cant remember ages ago now
shouldn't you be out on a ledge somewhere
>>216654570um.. thanks you
I am a ledge
>>216654487I messaged her a few days ago.
>>216654570i am yeah x
>>216654548why wouldn't she reply to you? did you do something weird last time?
>>216654559you're the straightest man in this thread without a doubt
rorke come in rorke do you copy over
imagine being indian and your favourite pile of rubbish gets blown up
earth to rorke come in rorke
How can salt be kosher
>>216654676>leftypol: the silo doors are opening, i repeat, the silo doors are opening, we have a launch>rorke: good
>>216654570I know
>>216654676ₑₐᵣₜₕ ₜₒ ᵣₒᵣₖₑCₒₘₑ ᵢₙ, ᵣₒᵣₖₑ
>>216654640yeah and i bought a Big Mac last week. Doesn't mean i'm pissed off that Ronald McDonalds hasn't asked how im doing today
The Jap nuggets are good
yaoi moment in latest smiling friends episode
>>216654755Uno pint por favor
>>216654755But most Spaniards speak English
>>216654776I will actually kill you if you lied
ugly ftm goblins be calling a character their scrunglus and its just this
>>216654815yeah, no
>>216654815ah yes definitely clicking this
>>216654808i'm completely serious
>>216654871seems like the opposite of a miracle she was born with no brain honestly
kinda cringe how the r9k freaks spamming cringe would latch n to someone ITT saying "youre based"
rorke? what happened? are you there?rorke? rooooorke
>>216654902pipe down nigga
>>216654755rorke: the spanish should kill them
The BBC is finally falling apart.Really quite a sad story, from the first and greatest television organisation for 80+ years to some second rate rag.The culture war rages on
Uno cerveza. Pint of.
a parasite: stop saying that
tfw no latex gf
>>216654913A job application?Huh... must've been my imagination
>>216654822i feel seen by your very specific hatred
just gonna click a link from a site called "bestgore" brb
well rorke... i'll be damned, mate
>>216654871just seems pointless more than anything elselike running a more complicated iron lung with no one inside it
Folks, it's the lovely Japanese ladies!
>>216654988bit homophobic from owen there
>>216655005negative arse disease
rorke, did you get the dsm? good, that's one less loose end
>>216655004its usually christian fundies or people who turn into a christian fundies because they cant accept their baby was never alive
we need a strong man in charge
if %% , mood == good print("she seems to be in a good mood")
You can't just say Rorke in any random context and expect it to be funny
Just did a big rorke into the toilet
rorke floating through vacuum
rorke shuck and jiving
rorke scratching his bollocks
>>216655005unsocialised timmy cope
Rorke
card event: if great mood, boost mood. if < great mood, lower mood
>>216655005They say if an incel walks through Shibuya at night they come out a shagger
Rorke in any random context
>>216654932why hello berg
don't dead open inside
rorke?
no sir, i'm not at liberty to divulge that information
Tonights shag
>>216655157I don't doubt itIt shows how much Asian women hate themselves and are obsessed with whiteness if they'd be willing to shag an ugly guy just because he's white
>>216655309>>216655309>>216655309
