Archimede's cattle problem edition
lil timmies kill each other during ww3 while i sip cocktails in kingston LOL
>>216663531this one then
fuck u
you need therapy. thats it.
>>216663531Need a solution for the nigger cattle problem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6JGUKrifFY.
>>216663538
fucks sake i told you all about this, thanks a lot yanks for importing this shit here>The rise of Christian nationalism in Britain and its relationship with the far righthttps://news.sky.com/story/the-rise-of-christian-nationalism-in-britain-13465800
Timmydem
>>216663531>Archimedes's cattle problem (or the problema bovinum or problema Archimedis) is a problem in Diophantine analysis, the study of polynomial equations with integer solutions. Attributed to Archimedes, the problem involves computing the number of cattle in a herd of the sun god from a given set of restrictions. The problem was discovered by Gotthold Ephraim Lessing in a Greek manuscript containing a poem of 44 lines, in the Herzog August Library in Wolfenbüttel, Germany in 1773.i don't understand this gibberisham i retarded
DTFIC = Desperate To Fit In Canadian
>>216663582Irish bad breath
>>216663619No, you're right, it makes absolutely no sense.
>>216663568shut it spade slave
gwaan timmy mek gherkin shiny
i dont feel righttheres something wrong with my internals or brain
>>216663666Checked
irish iron head tonsil stones LOL
>>216663619what don't you understand
Live your myth in Shenzhen, ChinaPopulation in 2020: 17.6 million (twice the population of London at the time)
>>216663641is that a general reference to every canadian or a specific one
Would love to drop agent orange all over Brixton, Peckham, Croydon and the rest
time for toothbrushtoil sigh*delays it and just sits here instead*
wish my cock didn't cum from a couple of strokes so I could enjoy at least something in my life
>29 years old>kissless and handholdless virgin aside from escorts, never had penetrative sex>no friends for 11+ years at this point>wasted 1000s of hours playing games/posting online>hobbies/interests are all solitary things>poor social skills>panic about being exposed as a virgin>don't have the confidence to talk freely to people out of embarrassment and timidity in case I'm mocked or rejected>afraid to show my own personality around women>filled with regrets and humiliation>only girl I ever confessed my feelings to, who I thought liked me, mocked me>will never have a family of my own>relatives similar in age to me are starting families>assume every women I meet either isn't interested in me or has a BF/husband>constantly self-conscious and critical of myself>feel awkward and start panicking whenever I'm in a room and relationships/sex/romance comes up>given up any hope of ever having a GF or sex without paying a prostitute>never had a female friend so I'm clueless about how to interact with women beyond basic conversation>tried using Bumble, been trying for 2 weeks to set up a date with a woman and failing>getting ghosted by the escort I couldn't get hard withMy life is just over. What's the fucking point?
Leto seems like one hell of a good social engineer
Why do fireworks upset NPCs?
finished toil 2 hours ago and have just been sat on the edge of my bed in utter despair at my gay little pathetic lifewonder where my motivation comes from to go through it all again tomorrow
>>216663798hey settle down manstop spreading neg vibes
>>216663813ffs just migrated from brit/pol/ to get away from this shit
>>216663713No! I shall stay in london and live among somalis in council homes.
>>216663713Timmy's heavenHe think he Chad now with the flat faces
there is an incredibly large community of ex muslim girls who are into korean or japanese culturemaybe because they thing east asian males are passive
*leaves the thread without saying goodbye*
>>216663787scromiting
>>216663732peckham is quickly gentrifyingonce they do the new overground station and the blacks start dying off it will be majority white middle class yuppie
>>216663836im korean and feels like western fetish
ENOCH POWELL WAS RIGHT!!!!
>>216663798
>>216663820Try asking the people who are apparently upset instead of whinging to us online They'd knock you spark out that's why you won't
>>216663820dogs and nothing else, reallyif it make roxxy feel bad then it's evil
visited Westfield shopping centre today. i didnt know men could build such things
lmao are wikifarms regs closed because of leto (his thread on there is linked in the gay pedophile at the gates)
>>216663829Cute catWish I had a pet tbqh
>>216663887>65 year old doris who lives down the road would knock me spark out>>216663888I don't like dogs but I'm not calling for them to be banned
>>216663787His tweet about his wife during BLM was genuinely hysterical.
>>216663839all that's missing now for this timmy loser is western union pang pang
>>216663879every time i go to the korean supermarket theres always white and arab girls hanging around giggling at the k-pop stuffutterly bizarre
>>216663883You can bully me with it, I don't care any more.
>>216663932Kys
>>216663918wee bit embarrassing to include dat clarted grainy skype call with shovel toof pangpang
>>216663877Oh MY daysLMAO
>>216663839This is fucking depressing, why would he even upload this?
>>216663907save money on the vetlet your pup know you love it with a MEGATONMUTTSMASHER5000
>>216663921한국 덕후 hanguk deokhu is how we call them
>>216663839do people actually eat such small meals?
>>216663987Scream
their entire life is spamming /brit/
>>216664010Finally, bit of fucking peace and quiet after all the barking cunts on the estate die of fright
why would someone who earns their income creating content upload incel bait to tiktok idk it's a mystery
>>216664012funny
>>216664033and even then (and even trying to get the lowest-hanging grapes every time), he cant get replies!
>>216664026and literally screaming in that vile SEA language telling the child to fetch dog legs for tonights stew
>>2166640762017 November 1, Byker, “Excreeshia gets an extra $600 on her EBT card by mistake and chimps out”, in alt.politics.usa[4] (Usenet):I could barely understand any of that bix nood. I wonder if the fish hooks in its bootlips had anything to do with that. I want to see the chimpout when they correct the error next week after the coon has already niggered the money away. I can't wait for part II when somebody finds the glitch and yanks it back out and/or adjusts her future handouts until she "pays back" everything she spent...
>>216664083overweight with caked on make upis that fake freckles?oh my days LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh4f9AYRCZY
reckon if i had to be asian i'd probably be korean, everywhere else in asia is a bit monged except i suppose hong kong with a rich family could be nice
>>216664128
caught 40K coins today in umagame.. after spending all my coins and finding out at like 266K (couldnt even upgrade king halo to potential 3)
Sick to bastard death of the bbc spam in /brit/ and in /int/ as a whole, it's ruined the general, and the board.
>>216664128awkward as hell stilted timmyno wonder he could only date an asian
So Instagram now is shilling me only British reels. Is the situation that bad in Britain or it's just propaganda? So far reels about France are pretty accurate. How come people aren't leaving Britain?
reminder to report the BE flags posts as well as the posts he makes on his UK flag
>>216664128jeremy hunt ahh timmy
>>216664192>>216664140what it like being brown
>>216664192she fell in love
been farting all day long im sick of ithavent even eaten any fartworthy food today
>>216664169spamming
small boat cronem that just play basketball have physiques that would take timmies three years of gym to achieve
they ghay?
>>216664270you are the bad people
>>216664276Fucking retard neck yourself already
>>216664140last joke was funny
>>216664169this belongs on /v/. take it there
>>216664128why does she act so weird and grab the kids like that?timmy regretting his life choices. that's what happens when you take the easy route, timmy
jeremy cunt the uh... culture secretary... *coughs and splutters*
+3 samefag replies to his own post
>>216664302would kill each and every single one of you in this thread for a huff of jenna's armpit
sikhs at it again
>>216664252LOL her profile is GROTESQUE They both have huge tonsil stones their apartment must absolutely heave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUZqwwjiaJYthis goes fucking hard and is /brit/core
>>216664350just sounds like they're practicing combat
reminder to report the BE flags posts
Good evening
>>216664350>irish flag>indirectly defending shi*skins
>>2166644512017 November 1, Byker, “Excreeshia gets an extra $600 on her EBT card by mistake and chimps out”, in alt.politics.usa[4] (Usenet):I could barely understand any of that bix nood. I wonder if the fish hooks in its bootlips had anything to do with that. I want to see the chimpout when they correct the error next week after the coon has already niggered the money away. I can't wait for part II when somebody finds the glitch and yanks it back out and/or adjusts her future handouts until she "pays back" everything she spent...
Feeling solemnly disciplined. The pain is unavoidable, all I can do is be stoic in the face of it and make what changes I can while I can.
>>216664418are his posts hitting a nerve?
>>216664350they're just re-enacting the battle of bosworth
what happened https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlmy3aD22rg
>>216664308nah, seems like a white hobby
might just cuck out and filter themit's not worth the mental toil being reminded they exist everyday
report the BE flags posts because he is not welcome here
>>216664451hahahhaa weak timmy had no chance there
BE has the thread on strings
>>216664496I really don't know why you haven't yet. There's literally no downside.
>>216664496dont hide stubs report the posts from there. thanksat the least you would both not have to see his posts, AND you will be doing something to him that he hates
>>216663641desperate to fit in to what?
>>216664496he's simply reflecting society that is all
>>216664535Ur dads bum
>>216664511you are just as bad as the racist poltards. imagine becoming so "anti-racist" that you start saying shit like this, just to le ebic own the human garbage you call your company. you got raped just as much as they did
>>216664496absolutely mad how you haven't done so already. however - unfortunately, you will still see people gossiping about them like women which is harder to filter
dtfic has never, ever posted about pussy
just realized we're quite close to a mega get>>216666666>>216664486still gutted york lost, the more honourable side>>216664525I haven't idk why it riles people up so much
>>216664583hooting, timmy thinks this is what a normal family looks like
>>216664547your miserable pathetic shit life will end in suicide and everyone who has ever known you exist will celebrate
>>216664602it doesn't really bother me as such but seeing the same boring mongs shitting it up every thread is just tiring
he gets 0 replies
>>216664602Odds on >>216666666 is a Ziedy cuck post
>>216664350whatever happened to neighbourhood watch?
I'm desperate to fit in to skinny pants.
>>216664647ktim
cannot imagine a shitposter making me angry in any way
why didn't he turn around and tell monkeydem to leave the room?instead of turning around and getting them out, timmy closed his eyes and went inside himself, like he's done his whole pathetic life. so weak and spineless.
feeling diasporic
Going to bed lads.
I miss himhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txj_we-bUXk
>>216664276>138 / 33 / 1
learning frenchlooks easy
>Professor Robert KellyIrish diaspora strikes again
reminder to report the BE flags posts so that he gets banned for a 4th time tonight
>>216664629my mind glosses over it, i'd be on ziedy's side too if he was consistently funny and also if I didn't accidentally come across an old post of his in the archive when he was seething about you lot, I thought he was at least humble and unattached and riling you all up but he's just as riled up as those he riles up, I've seen him make at least two funny posts though for my month or so that i've browsed /brit/
>>216664701When a white man lacks the basic courage to approach a white woman, then he is undeserving of your respect
>>216663719No one knows who it is or what he posts like or what his deal is. Or if he's real. I heard something about him trying to organize a meetup and it makes no sense given every other DTFIC accusation I've ever seen.I legitimately think it's two autists that have been in a flame war for 9 months that keep accusing eachother of being this guy that may not even be real.
no fucking clue what to do with myself on a night apart from drink and watch mindless slop on youtube and drink no good games to play watched all the good tv shows and films brain is too fried to even attempt reading
>>216664681wake up early
>>216664580why would anyone post about you, you're boring
>>216663941Rorke playing it smooth with the ladies
>>216664738those shovel teeth made for eating dog meat can shred swc
>>216664755ooo catty
>>216664350these are bait posts to draw out racists and do numbers via twitter reposts lots of these recently
>>216664701Can nerd Timmies like him get white women or are they too autistic?
>>216664746started to wean myself from screen timeI play an audiobook and go to bed
>>216664681already been in bed an hour me
https://youtu.be/IMlXFE6u1jw
love british girls so fucking much lads
sir despy hooves
>>216664801are you asleep yet?
>>216664806she butters
>>216664742oh interesting, thanks. i always see it thrown out and sometimes it seems like a generic thing but idk all the backhistory
>>216664835oh shit!
>>216664776sorry that was a bit rude of me tbqh
>>216664823no got my laptop with me.
olivia rodrigo's yucky 'tachetaco sauce caught in it
>>216664806that might as well be a man at this point are you fooling me?
actual green party promo pic
nigger
>>216664954insane how ugly turd worlders are
>>216664961mmhmm a back street initiation
>>216664954why doesn't he get his teeth fixed good god
>>216664954this can't be real
>>216664985there's even black hairs coming out of her nose
Ariana Grande sparkles at "Wicked: For Good" premiere in London, England
>>216665005https://x.com/rachelmillward
It's honestly just ridiculous that women are allowed to ghost men with absolutely no repercussions.
if you filter it then you are a part of the problem
Carlybender STUNS as they suck on my shiny bellend
>>216665021christreally does boggle the mind how women despise men as the problem but then will stand side by side with an ugly gay creep and a muslim
>>216665040dats nastytimmy in love >>216665072omds LOL
>>216665072Katies are taken this is best he culd do
Female prison guards busted for sleeping with the underage inmates.
>>216665072love how you know he's british just by the chompersbut every other poster except for me responding to this should kill themselves
>>216664954really cant see how a hardcore muslim agrees with anything a feminist and a jewish homosexual thinks. they have diametric worldviews.
need to stop gooning
https://x.com/ub1ub2/status/1987952372744655140?s=46lol
>>216665072the typical parisian woman of beauty that timmy had in mind i'm surei'm sure her ancestors built the eiffel tower
>>216665114on the nonce arc again are we em?
whats going on here?
>>216665138Not a Caucasian among them
was going to go into the office today and decided nah actually I won'twhat an amazing feeling like a free weekend
>>216665143I don't know who em is I've been accused of being 3 different people
Literally looks like the archetypal mutt
thoughts on these trainers? already bought them so nice things only please
>>216664954interesting. she's deputy leader of a literal open borders party and also fighting against housing migrants in her constituency https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvg7r803m27o
>>216665220looking sharp danny sharton
I'm GeofatboyHave a great shave! Have a great day!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7s2Hfwie1I
got a warning for reporting the posts talking about raping babies :):):):):):):)
using my first alarm clock of the day (she dropped to 10th on the last corner)
thought on my new sneekers brothers
has anyone on /brit/ ever actually doxxed themselves by posting the wrong picrel
>>216665314I posted a selfie here and someone responded with my first name, but that was intentional, and I was aware people that know me post here.
>>216665329>and I was aware people that know me post here.thats just the parasite gaslighting you. its what r9k does
>>216665337pink
>>216665295sorry mate gonna have to report this post for announcing a report, and then report my very own post and hand myself in for announcing two reports (yours and mine)>>216665314bradley walsh did, then he played it off as if he was just a random bloke who used bradley walsh as a reaction image
someone on here once posted a pic of a girl who was in my school class
>>216665349>its what r9k doesYou referring to the board, or the chat?
*gets in a dinghy on the shores of /fr/ and starts rowing toward /brit/*
>>216665314got doxxed on /cp/ a couple of times
>he paid for a gold passah.
>>216665424I didn't
>>216665400You what?
>>216665433very quick posts though lad
>>216665448hwabag
>>216665436kind of brought it on myself but they were nice to me about it
*sees the state of the thread and turns back round to /fr/*
>>216665456I haven't bought a pass
green
>>216665472i also got one earlier on mobile data for a similar thing
liberal mainframe damage control over bbc bias is absolutely INSANE
recently started going to the cinema by myself and its one of the best discoveries i've had, wish i would have done it sooner
AH gigamelty
>>216665519
>>216665517going to see wicked for good with mum and her partner
people were complaining about the thread quality when he was here, and now that he has been banned (because they did their job) they are complaining. he is bad news
>>216665517you should try restaurants next it's fun
no trump please don't sue the bbci won't be able to watch strictly, traitors, and doctor whomy favourite shows!
>>216665550he needs to be murdered, they've both arguably only gotten worse
le matikanetannhauser face
the BBC is actively promoting our cultural and ethnic annihilation
>>216665565it's just a pony grow up
@gchq
just done a really gay fart
>>216665603i'm not talking about the ponies, neither is the other posterhe's talking about the belgian and heathernonce
Natalie Chadwick, 27, is one of two people charged with murdering Luke, who was found fighting for his life in Bacup, Lancashire, last Saturday.
Not been to the hairdresser's in years cos I'm a scrote (long hair and would trim it myself) Got a new job decided to treat myself / sort myself outWent into this nice looking place, posh birds and one or two blokes were in£50 for a wash and cut Next day, looked at myself properly in the mirror -- it was fucking uneven. Had to chop off a massive chunk they'd misseduseless cunts the lot of them this is why I renounced paying for it in the first place cos they are all retards. The only way you get an actual professional these days and not an Albanian is if you pay £300. Can't be arsed not going back
someone post a naked woman and get a janny in here to clean this up
>>216665603it's a chicken actually
poo screaming
karoline leavitt sex bum
GUARDS GET HIM
really cba
>>216665711kill yourself lol
howling that horse is dressed just like a chicken
>>216665715>lolNervous soyreaction
carl needs to get rid of that greek fella off his podcast asap
>>216665724you're a rank 1 super incel lol
>>216665635https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOKjvI2iaok
>>216665766hello carlybender
>>216665745>No uInsecure little bitchboi reaction
flim flam barly cender carly bender boop moop
>>216665766
rorke doesn't need to hear all this he's a highly trained professional. we've assured the janitor that nothing will go wrong
Toby is off swapping out sim cards.
>3rd favorite in the finals wins by 8L
>>216665805
>>216665766Would you let him suck you off for a promotion? Be honest
>>216665517what do you watchnothing good ever on when i look
TRIBUTES have been paid to a “beautiful” 19-year-old girl who was found dead in the street.Lily Whitehouse was found seriously injured in Sandwell, West Midlands, on November 5.Mohammed Azim has been charged with murder and appeared at Wolverhampton Crown Court today.
mumberg is coming over again. i see her more since i moved 10,000 miles from her than I did when we lived 10 minutes drive away.
ms rachel is jewish garbage
pink horse in a chicken costumefunniest shit i've ever seen
>>216665876so it happened again
2* power 2* turf 1* corner adept O+1 to my literally me career playthroughs (finals champion/winner) win 7 G1s in a row
>>216665887Stephanie Irons was found dead by emergency services after they were called to an address in Westdale Lane West, Mapperley, at 22:07 BST on Tuesday. Police believe the victim and suspect were known to each other.Adedapo Adegbola, 40, of Woodborough Road, Mapperley, was arrested on Wednesday and charged with murder on Friday. He was remanded into custody before his appearance at Nottingham Magistrates' Court on Saturday.
>>216665888sir mouse poster
had to gaffer tape my beats by dre
if you live around them you are rolling the dice with death
>>216665908
time for the daily king halo in 10 TP now with a 2* stamina spark legacy instea dof w/e the fuck it was before... and 2x 3* wit sparks from legacies guest umas! OP OPOPOPPO (king halo is poggers with a pal support card, wit support (the one anon likes SR)) and was super OP with 700 wit
GTGPO
>>216665948https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSMhg6udxn4
>>216665880she's unitarian
well king halo or whatever the current event horse is (to unlock their story mode things) to get carrots and gain experience with the game, and a better team trials thing (class 3)
you can have a white british ethnostate on condition that you can only eat ethiopian cuisine for the rest of your life. alternatively, you stay with the current situation.which would you choose?
what's he on about
>>216666020i feel like this is an incredibly simple choice.
>>216666020piss off you mong spammer
Eating steel
>>216666020don't the Ethiopes claim they're descendants of Solomon or something
Subbuteodo we need it?
owo the event horse is matikanefukukitaru
NEW>>216666074>>216666074>>216666074
>>216665969>the one anon likes SRmatafucka :D
>>216665314I have, but not in in a /brit/ thread. Back in about 2015. I deleted the post quickly and got the archive to delete it.
