wolf fleece edish
i am a sheep in wolf's clothing
first for gay sex
Are you guys going to use the ban evasion service to post on 4chan after your government blocks it on nov 13?
i wanna spend my monaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>216687984>the ban evasion serviceyou'll have to be more specific
>>216687890 Porn of what Pokemon?
yay
>>216687984I'll just VPN But I doubt it'll come to that
>>216687997why do you not use filters
gay niggas be like corrrrrr look at that blokes arse that he farts and shits out of pengpengpengpengpengstraight niggas be lile corrrrr look at that womans arse that she farts and shits out of pengpengpengpengpeng
>>216687997lets be honest, neither are you
>>216687984nothing ever happens
>>216688015very inbred horse
>>216688009kieran
>>216688027imagine defending this wigger freak
Weather getting colder. Skies getting darker. Drizzle. Rain. Snow. Time to bring out the wool sweaters. The leather boots. The parkas. Time for stews. Soups. Hot chocolate. Open fires. Whiskey. Rum. Cigars. Hot baths. Snug blankets. A brisk stroll. Crunchy leaves under amber lights. Time to get comfy. Time to hunker down.
nth for the holodem
>hey you know that thing the guy posted that time and made a couple of people laugh?>i posted it as well and i imagined you all laughed at it again, which made me feel good>so i posted it again and again about 600 times hahaha>what do you mean i'm annoying?? i'm FUNNY
>>216688065didnt though did i. just said you're just as much of a nuisance as he is.
>‘Flags have created no go zones for Black and Asian nurses’ - NHS bosses warnlol
>>216688070You like the black willys don’t you?
>>216688009melli
>>216688070Actually she's a Wasian baddie
said i was off the choccy but now i'm gagging for a few biscuits like
>>216688102I know you are and I know you want thing more but to bait people into shitty conversations with you despite how LQ (your life is miserable), so byereport the BE flags posts or you are a part of the problem
>>216688072It's a fat woman larping as an anime girl
been farting like mad since last saturdaysurprised i havent blown a hole through my trousers
>>216688127Get em down you, fat lad
>>216688058Based shota enjoyer
said i was off the choccy cock but now i'm gagging for a few jamals like
>>216688138calm down you schizo hypocrite mong
>>216688127this is me but with cigs and alcohol
anyways cig then gn reminder to report the BE flags posts. you should push to get him rangebaned, because he is not welcome here
>>216688140her mike fell off her table during a handcam stream. she's not fat
filter the BE flags posts or you are a part of the problem
>>216688192you're not welcome here either
scranning a succulent poo
I'm in the field like Niko Bellic
Any fucking football on tonight then lads?
>>216688206yeah he is
>>216687997announcing a report
>>216688140in her case, not fat
every day its im not gonna drink then 8pm hits and im like off madone i needa fuckin beer!
for me it's
>>216688069Never snows where I am. Sick of it
>>216688231no it isn't minimod cancer
>>216688258ah yes the glorious nation of filebeen there many times
>>216688235Not good to be an alkie lad. At least restrict yourself a bit and take a couple days break off it
>>216688291it's austrian netherlands
Yeah it's about the intimacy but the smell is part of that. Getting to smell the smelly gasses coming out of a cute girl is a privilege. You are smelling something bad coming from something pretty and either it's because she's allowing it or because she can't help it, both of which heightens the intimacy. I've also been very partial to cute girl's burps for a long time. The hottest memory I have comes from year nine when a female classmate I was friends with burped in my face at lunch and asked "guess what I ate". I actually did guess correctly that it was pizza she'd eaten as the smell was basically exactly the same as if I'd sniffed the pizza I was eating just then, albeit a bit sour maybe with the tinge of vomit. It was so fucking hot I must have masturbated and came like ten times when I got home just thinking about it. Even now it gets me had to reminisce.
>>216688247There's a private Five-a-side match on at 30 St Mary Axe. Members only.
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got a curry reheating
>>216688334i love sniffing a cute girls shitbox as much as the next bloke but this is a bit much mate
WASPISISTERS WE WON
>>216688388Not really if you get off to the smell of a girl's dirty bottom how is getting off to her farts and burps any worse?
watching the darts in Mousey's honour
last bloke i bummed started screaming please stop because i was breaking him too much so i had to muffle his screams with something
screaming out me arse
don't all post at once
>>216688448i've got a beer glass like thata few clicks on ubereats.com and i could be soon filling it up with delicious lagerNOI MUST BE STRONG
>>216688486>i had to muffle his screams with somethingyour imagination?
>>216688523>i've got a beer glass like thatyeah you keep telling us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHgwqJqgzG8new jiraikei waifu acquired
He likes the black willies, doesn’t he?
try 9 years mate
>>216688523let's get on the beersi saidlet's get on the beerswahey
What should I have for dinner lads?
>>216687954rorke wearing this to his nan's funeral
>>216688523what would canslad do?
>>216688209internet historian
>>216688550must've been when i was drunk because that's the only time i remember mentioning it on here
>>216688576this is like 30 years in men years
>>216688448last time i was in austria i went to a sex basement in vienna and had a wank to tranny porn in a private cabin while a bender tried to get in or peek inhad to lock the door and close the privacy curtain to finish up
>>216688566>jiraikei
Any other 29 year old virgins with high testosterone in
>>216688625didn't mean to green text
>>216688587shout about it then shit and piss himself?
>>216688620umm
>>216688576>i've gone a whole month without letting a man stick his dick inside me>i'm basically the virgin mary>i should dress like her for instagram pics so people know i'm 100% pure
Might make a boring blog post
>>216688234That's me, my girlfriend said she wouldn't share it with anyone....
>>216688692blog on
>>216688641Nah. 28 year old shagger with low testosterone
>>216688334Had a woman dentist once who had an oniony breath and thought she was quite cute
>>216688641nope 34 years old low T shagger
Was washing my face under the tap and twisted my neck at a funny angle, triggering the third worst pain I've ever experienced. Dropped to my knees gasping. It's over - I'm crippled
The missus
>>216688641low t freak of nature wageslave here
self-reported ethnic origins in Ontario:Approximately 12.1% of Ontarians reported English ancestry.Approximately 4.7% of Ontarians reported Scottish ancestry.Approximately 15.7% of Ontarians reported "Canadian ancestry" as one of their ethnic backgrounds.It's estimated that approximately 40-50% of those who report Canadian ancestry also have English ancestry.It's estimated that approximately 20-30% of those who report Canadian ancestry also have Scottish ancestry.
>>216688808i wonder why dentists have the highest rate of suicideyou'd think it was suicide bombers but noit's dentists
/brit/ unashamedly asking the GP for a boner pill script and his wife asking later if he got it
>>216688830does it still hurt?what are the first and second worst pains you've ever experienced?
finally all farted out for today i think
real men only ever eat raw meat. you hear that, rorke?
Political manifesto promise: Universal wealthcare. A free personal financial advisor for all
>>216688830Best case scenario you pulled a muscle and will be fine. Worst case scenario you've ruptured a blood vessel and will die soon.
>>216688860How it works here too"Australian" on the census means "fuck, I don't know, Irish or something?"
i like my chicken medium rare
>>216688908Not as bad, but pretty bad. Dull ache, hoping it was just temporary muscle pain.#2, a bout of abdominal pain caused by GERD that was so bad I was convinced I was having a heart attack#1 Dental filling without anaesthetic (I was asked if I wanted anasthetic, and I was afraid of needles prior to this event so said no)
crazy how im the most British person here
>>216688927The Jews would have a bomb under your car within a day
Been two weeks exactly since I was with the Russian escort.
The trad wife getting ready for BBC breeding
farting out mad cummies
>>216688984*peeks at your 23andme results*tehehehehe
>>216688334This reminds me of the time in comprehensive school where a girl let me drink from her bottle of coke when I was thirsty. She also let me borrow her earphones often for days when I didn't bring my headphones in. She quite possibly had a thing for me and I was just too damn autistic to take any of the hints.
UKpunting is honestly a fascinating place.
This is by far the worst general on this site and it’s not even close.Dogshit unfunny gimmicks posted constantly, hostile retards, unironic schizophrenic psych ward escapees, paedophiles, midwits, trannies and just annoying cunts. And yet I can’t stop posting here. And yes janny, I’m ban evading because you banned me for reporting the belgian for talking about child rape (again)Kill yourself janny
>crazy how im the most British person here
>>216688984Knew a Canadian fella that larped as Palestinian, he was a well known r9k/lit personality for a few years - got a 23andme done and he was 100% Scottish, never seen anyone get 100% before.
>>216688861don't think that's true
>>216688964>I was afraid of needles prior to this eventlol you're not so fussy about them now are youtry this, it worked wonders for mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wsb78V2UYVAtake it slow
>>216688927https://www.moneyhelper.org.uk
>>216689054neither do i, but i heard it presented as a fact which means i can present it as a factplausible deniability innit
what's been your maddest poo?
>>216689067>lol you're not so fussy about them now are youI welcome the needle now.I'll give the neck exercises a go, I'm a desk runt and need to get preventative
we're all in /britfeel/ btw
>>216689117First time eating Buldak I used the entire sauce pack and shit straight blood
>>216689117Could we have a slightly more highbrow conversation, please?
>>216689118bob and brad are a great channel for all that stuffone of them died about a month ago but i couldn't tell you whichthey've got a new bloke on whose name isn't bob or brad, but the channel is still called bob & bradbit awkward
>>216689144based buldakthe carbo or the rose is about the only one i can have the full spicy sauce incannot begin to imagine the state of my ringer if i had a full 2x or 3x spicy
>>216688943
>>216689117when i was a teenager and did a poo so massive it tore my arse. i remember the film the truman show was on the telly.
rorke thinks creed has some good songs
>>216689194the pooman show lol
just took umbridge
Britfeel is what brit will be in 2 years at this rate
>>216689168
>>216689225um
The missus when she was younger, on the very same day she took her first BBC
keeper and the running man this weekend i think
riddle me thispoo stank
>>216689172i bought a big box of the 2xhad one yesterdaypoo was quite spicy but not painfulit was a lot hotter going in than coming out
>100 reacts in the toil slack channelsort of like being famous this
Do find it a bit sad that clogwog still tries. The Belgian is just a much better version of him
Crazy how I'm the most British person here.
mad how we used to whinge about cloggy but now we have the belgium freak and the occasional crystal palace spammer
>>216689318dont see the appeal of buldak, its too spicy to taste anythingprefer chapagetti me
>>216689346what did you post
Well, I like the The Office (UK)But I also like The Office (US)Well which is better?There's only one way to find out...FIGHT!!!
the sensible, pragmatic, handsome man's ramen
racismlad was in good form today wasnt he
>>216689370what on earth is going on in benelux
>>216689379good noodlesfor me though its the humble indomie with the fried eggbert on top like the packet
>>216689398pic of a cat
>>216689402Never watched a single episode of either
>>216689404for me it's koka
mad how fat weird girls always have fat weird boyfriends
>>216689404apparently only the ones with the yellow sun are the orig chinese flavours
>>216689404curry version of these are so fucking pengers
doesn't get any better than this
so what shall we do tonight then?
PINOY PRIDE
>>216689453Is this about me?
>>216689453hate fat people>>216689503yes YOU
>>216689379>>216689404nongshim and nissin are two of the big three quality noodle brandspic related being the other onei actually bought a box of 40 and still have about 20 left
>>216689503post weight, height and dick size
>>216689483shall we buy a new guitar?shall we drive a more powerful car?shall we work straight through the night?shall we get into fights?leave the lights on?drop bombs?do tours of the east?contract disease?
alri
>>216689402>The Office (UK)More highbrow, takes time to get into. More advanced setups and resolution in jokes. You won't see the repairman in the background looking up and giving a weird glance at the end of a joke in the American The Office.>The Office (US)Simple quick gags, the background and the front row in the camera are two separate things.
ate too much and now I feel sickhate having an eating disorder
>>216689496Fuck off you farang KEK
>>216689574is being a greedy cunt an eating disorder these days?
>>216689595bet you can get pip for that
>>216689574so lucky that I can decide whether I want to gain or lose weight effectively at will
>>216689480the seasoning and sweet soy sauce are great to use for other dishes
>>216689574go on sick it all up ladthen scran it back down againnaughty boy
let's do a live watchalonghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLUxYn-7QUIeveryone press "play" at 20:00that's 10 minutes to get your popcorn!
remember when they made it illegal to sit in a park
19:51 first cup of tea of the day. let's get it team
the mrs
Funko Pop dead
the alcohol and tobacco cravings have taken me beyond discomfort and into agitationactually began breathing faster for a minute there purely from the effort of resisting temptation
>>216689430good one, could you post the same one here?
Most depression is caused by malnutrition, digestion problems, and/or mitochondria dysfunction.This lack of energy and bad feelings are then misattributed to ideas about lack of meaning, social circumstances and events.
so starved for attention i keep all the toil emails i ever receive praise in and look through them at night to feel loved
>>216689679vile slug
Drinking a monster or a strong coffee makes me shit blood these days
Rorke? Analysis please
THEYRE GETTING RID OF THE TV LICENCE BUT THEN WHO WILL PAY FOR THE BBC?
>>216689689
so starved for attention i wank to ASMR GFE
>>216689693wish I didn't see this pathetic postcan you delete this please?
Still not sure what to eat. Kind of fancy a kebab but shouldn't order when I've got food in really
>>216689706I had 2 coffees and saw jesus
>>216689730Rorke's sis will pay with her body
>>216689727Quentin Scobie's, aka Q Anon's, girlfriend.
>>216689696at least i don't have to call people names on the internet to feel better about myself
I've decided to try to move on from the escort I've obsessed about for weeks. The woman is clearly not gonna respond to me despite me being polite. I've clearly done something which annoyed her. Is following up a message really that rude?I do wonder if she's avoiding me because I told her I'm a virgin in the meeting we had.This is a cruel lesson I've learned.
whenever i get a whiff of something that reminds me of mephedrone my heart rate goes mental
>>216689797chin up
>>216689797when will you learn the bigger lesson here that we do not give a fuck?
Here's the thing about nofap, you're horny all the time. Keep refreshing pages hoping to see a titty over and over and over. What am I supposed to do, NOT spend all day online doing that?
>>216689757Yeah? Was he nice?
shove your "gastro"pub up your fucking arse
>>216689595i like being a greedy cunt an' eating dis orderthe order in question being a lamb vindaloo and a tray of doner meat that i mix into the vindaloo and 5 popadoms and 2 cans of fizzy drink
have a big dick but never use it
>>216689859he was not
>>216689859well duh
>>216689659we're starting the live harry hill watchalong at 20:00post your live reactions to the episode in the thread
>>216689727>that himeno buildsauce?
>>216689797k.. keep me posted
>>216689842Thanks lad.I've learned a few things1. Never trust an escort. Don't think they like you.2. Don't double message.3. Never trust a woman in general.This is the second time in my life a woman has crushed me. I'm 29 and I feel like an idiot.I've got another escort booked for Saturday.
need money fast so looking at side hustles
>>216689913Himowhat?
>>216689912im watching breaking badbut if you posted earlier i would've
>>216689727>>216689786BBC only = big book connoisseurs only or boys book club only
>>216689933post monero address matei'll sling you a grand
>>216689659okaylove harry hill meGO
Mental she was sentenced to death by Sir Keir Starmer
I fucking hate the Turk roach german flag and the Tunisa poster so much
can't wait for sir keir starmer to finally press the big 'ban 4chan' button on his desk that he's been so eager to press lately but hasn't been legally able to until two days from now
>>216689960
theyre not allowed to make harry hill anymorebecause of woke of course
>>216689991*bounds into the thread, pounces on you and rips your face off*
It's not fair, time is too cruel
>>216689991Where are we moving to?
vhs tapes. where did they go?
>>216690031That the escort?
>>216689935
don't understand these references harry is making #BritsBigNightIn2025
>>216689991Won’t even be 2 days. Thats when he can start the procedure
Mousey was the Frank Grimes of /brit/
>>216690042got a betamax in the attic
>>216690002harry hill factory closed is it
>>216689991they won't risk unleashing 20-30 feral /brit/posters onto the streets
>>216689797The best you can hope for is she imagining you when shes getting shagged by an other customer. Move on, escorts are use and dispose.
>>216690019ow
>>216690046The once queen of british slags
um
>>216690067Let me guess. Back to the Future and, let me see. Something BBC. A TV movie of some kind. Set at Christmas perhaps? Yes, that's it.
>>216690053from chainsaw man*
>>216690068yeahcouldnt afford the woke tax
huge amounts of water falling from the sky right nowit not right
>>216690132Fuck off back to spain lad
>>216690098preferred FHM me
>>216690080I know lad. The problem is I wanted to see her again.Like I said, lessons learned.
>>216690036I think this guy has a BBC fetish
>>216690132as soon as i booked tonight's gym session it started pissing it down. my fault
>>216690143spainladyou don't see him much nowadays
>>216690132
what caused rorke to be like this? can we help him?
>>216690001no, the namefag "TVRK 293750823750321"
might move to anatolia and become one of them monks what lives atop a pillar
Used to get free Club mags from my friend whose dad was a subscriber. Full on penetration in those with 10000 ads.
>>216690161It was ok in uni, but it was a bit wank overall lets be honest
Saskia Teague's toes
>>216690215it had nudie tits in it what more do you want
not a fan of still images of sex, knowing they had to awkwardly stand there motionless ruins my immersion
good fight in this episode #BritsBigNightIn2025
Has there ever been a character that just screams has violent sex with white men as Ada Wong?
>>216690206morong
>>216690238Interesting discussions relevant to the modern, little bit autistic man, challenging quizzes with interesting prizes, that sort of thing. Plus boobies of course
made a terrible mistake and had two bags of haribo todaydiabetes alarm is ringing
>>216690098r holly's still lengers at least
>>216690257The aztec bird in far cry
>>216690257Isn't she canonically a preferer of caramel-coloured penises?
Mortimer Mouse is HisRealname Ok ..That`s whatICall Him !!
>>216690287Imagine how much BBC she’s had slung up her
FHM have only gone and done a bloody sex issue. Did you see that?
Entering Chaos sancturay with my orb sorc
I'm a content creator for /Brit/
>>216690248Think that sounds nice, generational maybe. Or, hear me out, I have autism.
this bottle of wine is going down a treat
>>216690238>what more do you wanti want to zap holly peers' top off and hear comedians tell me jokes
>>216690305none, she doesn't pay her TV licence
>>216690344Bet it'll go up a treat as well
>>216690257*teleports on top of you**holds a 2-barel to your head*
>>216689732yeah that is really good to be fair
>>216690316Vlog off a short pier
might close my eyes and seize it
mad how they used to put big tits in magazinesand you would have to reach up to get the dutty magsand sometimes you would get away with buying one if abdul the newsagent was feeling generouswheres the thrill of the chase nowadays for young ladsyou just open up porn.com and search for all sortsdisgusting
>>216689958I believe it was Sir Lip Balmer who did that
Bring back wolves to Ingerlund
Just told a manager I don't know how to put a dishwasher tablet in the dishwasher and now they think I'm retarded
anyone remember the big hands keir gimmick
>>216690431They'd savage a migrant that got too close and they'd be wiped out again - spare them the pain and suffering
>>216690438Don't you have one at home?
>they think I'm retarded
Hate women so fucking much lads
why are boomers so fucking tight Instead of just paying someone £100 my mum has gone to borrow a carpet cleaner machine, done the carpets, then had to (disassemble and) clean the machine before returning it to her friend, then buy the chemicals again cos she used them all, then return the machineJust pay the man what a waste of fucking time
>>216690489he's not actually employed or a woman
>>216690473No. I thought it would be more complex than placing the tablet in the dishwasher
dale winton on harry hill #BritsBigNightIn2025
>>216690420More efficient, we get more metadata out there, we're not spending whole days horny. Learning this from NNN which I've already failed. You spend whole days refreshing pages waiting for a hint of a titty. As I believe I already posted in this thread. He's obsessed. He's obsessed with us. Kill him. This would never happen if I took the 25 seconds of moral failure.
>>216690431they're in the Prem already mate
Got to get that evil out brother. What's more evil, genuinely, walking around horny waiting for a titty, or NOT being horny because you took 25 seconds to get the evil out?
>>216690511what's old dale up to these days
What does a caged orgasm feel like?
>>216690489Love from Kazakstan eh
good episodewell that's all for #BritsBigNightIn2025thanks everyone
>>216690511the audience went madthat episode flew bythanks for thatsame time next year?
NEW THREAD NOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
and the very latest from gorpheus?
>>216690620>same time next year?yes I will be here next year
i wanted to bake but, it's giving me the fucking 300 second capcha again
>>216685241>>216685241
Rorke pulling his eye lids to the side and saying ching chong
>>216690661Do you have those really long circled and dashed captchas now?
>>216690686yeah we all do,
>>216690679Really want you to just drop dead
>>216690699>>216690699>>216690699