Chinese torture
>>216742056Japanese witchcraft
Well, Rorke?
GORPHEUS IS FIGHTING GNEO!
Horibl þred.
>>216742098sugoi oppai desu ne
>>216742056fodenbunny
second poo of the day flying out my arse
mad how desu ne is just init desu ne init?
Cloggy has his own thread on the 'log
So, what's going here then?
>>216742199i dont give a fucking shit nigga
>>216742199what's he up to
>>216742098ummy mummy
>>216742222>>216741744His usual boring shite
>>216742222posting 'bc 'orn
>>216742199Yeah I noticed he was posting blacked on a blue board under his NL flag
Blacked On A Blue Board was the name of my third albumit was a minor hit in germany
timmy quoting shakespeare in the breakroom
Going out to catch up with a couple lads I've not seen in 2 months in a bit.Many cans to drink, maybe order a cheeky runtslop
mum found out the bradley folder
mums burned potatoes again
good afternoon everybunny!!
cut my diddyblud life into pieces this is my last resort
>>216742381um hi
There missus just sent me thishttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/216741744
>>216742360
>>216742360owari da
>>216742369Why are Russian women such lying whores?
>>216742381It's almost evening...You're on thin ice lad, got my eye on you.
>>216742357You can tell them about all your /brit/ posts
>>216742369takes the piss
>>216742415She didn't thoughThat was your autistic brain who did that
let me guessur “scared of women”i look like i’d ruin ur lifeu think my eyes r prettyur “literally” batmanu loveeee deftones u want a tattoo tour and u wonder if my piercings hurt
>>216742369she requires arse correction
thougts?
>>216742415*checks flag*yeah I'm not clicking that sorry
>>216742467That dance made me seethe
>>216742467Fat, ugly and cringe
>>216742467one word: lardarse
any time I get a little touch on the arm or shoulder from a female colleague I get a hit of dopamine, is this what having a gf is like
>>216742436There used to be 4th one of us but he went off the rails and is on curfew at the moment I believe so will be getting the scoop on that
>>216742490didnt ask for your tinder profile
>>216742514No, cumming in a woman is what it's like
>>216742467bet she would love to help my willy into her big anus
>>216742467autism lanyard/10
cat playing different instruments on the porch at midnight
know what makes me laugh? when i see someone on twitch show up into a stream that has a woman in it and they start trying to "subtly" talk about the woman's body. it just amuses me to no end. like someone coming into a long stream and being like "wow, 9 hours?! that ass must be so sore!" or something.
Rorke was exempt from wearing a mask because he's a spastic
>>216742467the real employed woman
well this was a fucking lie
Elon's Musk
never getting vaXXed btw
i have to get to a computer terminal
https://voca.ro/179a7Rn78pSU
it's not easy being cheesey
>>216742550Poo screamingThose freaks actually think the female might show them their arse or something, what goes on in their heads you have to ask. Detached from reality surely
>>216742550>>216742620samefag
>>216742620I think they're even just trying to get it read out loud or acknowledged, like some bird's gonna look right into the camera and go "oooo you're right, my ass is so sore, anon55881" so they have wank material.
sometimes ill just eat a carrot
timmy found his grandfather's bayonet, cut his finger, still sharp
>>216742605asf on the ropes. this is all true btw. picts were brown trannies until the gaels showed up and shagged all the non-tranny women until the picts went extinct and only the mighty white, straight gael was left in scotland.
>>216742691um
>>216742691ktim
>>216742550in the vtubers threads they say stuff like "i want to sniff her chair" or "she's pissing in my mouth" whenever they go afk
good GOD man our food is fucking DOGSHIT
>>216742662Alri schizolad?>>216742672Deranged behaviour for sure. When man like me slides into the DMS, he goes hard you feel me?
>>216742727the famously british food of "pizza"
grrrrrr so annoyed
>>216742742nothing more british than pakipizza actually
How many escorts have you shagged lads?
>tfw reported every drug dealer whilst at uni>tfw got 8 people arrested and significantly reduced the flow of drugs through the universityfelt good improving the lives of others
>>216742605ayo hol up
>>216742727State of those pizzas, pretty much just bread.What's the black shit in the royal pizza packs, is that caviar or summit?
>>216742714>>216742550How do you know that?
>>216742774did you finally feel like a tough guy when you did that, like you could live up to your father’s expectations?
>>216742774>8 people arrestedany students?
>>216742792i watch mtg early access streams to see how the upcoming set looks like in action.
>>216742791you think some munchy box squalor shithole is selling fucking caviar?lmao
>>216742774good lad
>>216742791Looks like basil and some burnt crust
... tea time again and it's tea wearing my excellent glasses and virtual glasses try-on watching Escape to the Country on BBC one London on my TV via puck in home ...
>>216742774Alri grassland?
>>216742727why cant these places just make one good food instead of many frozen pieces of shit
>>216742727>orders dogshit beige goyslop>wtf why is our food so bad?
>>216742810Wow okay nerd
>>216742774
>>216742849me when the missus suggests a trip to centre parcs
>>216742863we'll see who the real nerd is when rachel riley shows up at my next mtg tournament and i stand about 20 feet away awkwardly staring at her with a wide grin and not knowing where to put my hands
>>216742774Based
>>216742818Says royal on it innit
>>216742847>61 tabs
>>216742847tim is actually an actor. he's playing a character like alan partridge.
Lads can I still be a good national socialist if I'm 3.8% English and get a little paki to deliver me a massive fuck off curry?
>>216742381hii!!!!! I was summoned because of this
gonna be pissing it down where you are?
>>216742926Mental. I start getting uneasy if I have 8 open
>>216742605me on the left
going glasgow on monday. any you lads been to glasgow? bet it's a shithole.
>>216740350
>>216743001mental how AI did this
>>216742993go meet mousey
>>216743001he must have been absolutely fuming
>>216742993Yeah been plenty of times.Some proper shit places there. It's my least favourite city in Scotland. Why are you going?
>>216742993I live near Glasgow. Yes it's a shithole
>>216742993aye, everyone actually does drink tennants
>>216743056>Why are you going?Brand New concert>>216743062Where's a good place to get munch at like midnight?
anyone got that catberg helicopter helmet webm
sexy rabbit...
>>216743098yes thanks for asking
>>216743094
>>216743098Yeah. Do you?
>>216743094Id say depends whereabouts you are.If you're near the centre there will be tonnes of takeaways open for runtslop
>>216742098fucked that I'll never bang those against my head like an autistic kid having a meltdown
you couldn't pay me to go to glasgow
>>216743098hehehhe found it
>>216743094>Brand New concertKek what is it 2017?
>>216743178im not paying you
>>216743144Got one of these where I live and all. They can't all be the best though, can they...
mental that mi5 groomed shamima begum into joining isis
>>216743133>>216743167*clacks your puny little incel skulls together like a pair of coconuts*
here's another bee
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GUeg-y1h_Zgsex sex SEEEEEEEX I have never meant any sexo more than this, EVER
Was at the pub last night, friend brings another friend who's a womanWe were discussing Halloween and she said she went as Jessica RabbitGot a photo up on her phone and showed everyone except meWtf??
>>216743199no, because they actually broke up in 2017 so there wouldnt be a concert in 2017
>>216743211mental how fit she is
NEED to stop arguing with people on Twitter but I just can’t because if I stop replying then they have WON
>>216743244done him
>>216743189thanks lad
>>216743221I'd say he's appropriately dressed for the Christmas markets :)
Anyone remember the total shitalian death poster?Whatever happened to him?
>>216743251disregard that and acquire followers
>>216743270Got his 23andme back and had to practice what he preached
barm pooshire
>>216743240maybe she thought you were an incel
>>216743240Didn't want you to jerk off to it later
>>216743274Literally have 11 followers m8
>>216743294the internet raped your brain
where’s gorpheus?
ww1 was the maddest war ever. millions and millions of young men dying for absolutely no fucking reason whatsoever. perhaps this was the ZOG starting point
>>216743348bit of a weird reply but it hasn't
Quality of the thread noticeably plummets when australians go to bed
It’s so fucking over …
>>216743390nearly pissed all over my mattress watching these monkey gets sucked into volcano vids on youtube
>>216743390rorke's battlyhole's POV when he farts
Creating a weather machine and spawning hurricanes in the hood
Erm I was told we finally got rid of you Britfags, why are you still here
>>216743416HOWLING, how are you so creative heathermong?
>>216743406it'll take 15 years and cost 10x the budget
car crash on my street. some new 2025 Renault all banged up. And yet the 2009 Renault Clio of mine continues to run. Life lesson there for you lads x
*pets the /brit/bunnies*
>>216743452nothing ever happens
>>216743417
>>216743406WELSH POWERHOUSE
>>216743474crying
>>216743304She'd be right but it's still pretty rude no? >>216743322I wouldn't do that
>>216743406>steffan messengercome on now
Anyone else can't wait when in 5-10 years, the internet is flooded with Pajeets making AI videos?
>>216743406How is this bad? Nuclear is a great source of energy and it'll provide jobs to rural Wales
>>216743406will be useful for when we go independent bravo
>>216743406Greens BTFO
>>216743406every single job for it given to indians and nigerians who will all stay when its built
you were always on my mindyou were always on my mind
hello umbunnies, how was work today
>>216743528internet is overim already half way out the door. all i do online is download my podcasts to listen to at toil and download movies to watch when home from toil. ive been banned so many times from here that i know i can go a month or 3 without posting
>>216743530Anglesey is only one of 2 counties in Wales where more than half the population are first language Welsh speakers. This brings 9000 jobs, 2000 jobs for local people and 7000 jobs for people who are going to be brought in, say an average family size of 3 that’s 21,000 people moving in. It’s over
>>216743530chernobel innit
>work
>>216742931>national socialistYou could always try having non-virgin ideas instead
oh the pretty bird thing was relating to "one flew out the cuckoos nest" hehe :3
>one flew out the cuckoos nest
LOL
>>216743610no not reallyzero people died from radiation in that jap explosionhttps://youtu.be/bCbms6umE_orussians were just lazy so they had a reactor room made of cardboard futuristic designs have huge superconcrete around the chamber in the west, so if an explosion happens, the debris is contained
period all over my face and let me sleep in it and wash it off in the bath the morn while im spasticated
remember when he had an almighty toby tantrum last night when 4chan didn’t get banned?
i don't know why the government wants to block us from 4chan when we're just hanging out and not hurting anyone
im going to be a doctor (OB/GYN even) and I think there is nothing wrong with incest and getting your family members pregnant
>>216743710
>>216743711
>>216743684 QRD
>>216743711not a patch on a lovely tranny cock
>>216743711put peanut butter on it or just go "HAY!" or that and "RORKE!" and just be like this
>>216743684Yeah now he’s back desperately trying to get our attention for hours posting edgy stuff and getting angrier and angrier over being ignored. Probably another melty due shortly.
>>216743756fucking UM
right well
>>216743711Fucking el, would devour that like piranhas on a pork rib
a woman's fanner. on a fucking BLUE BOARD.
mouse haters in shambles
Mad how most fannies don't look like thatThat's why I'm an anime man
need to be collared and she can fuck me infront of her friends desu if she wants, im dogge because you know like how girls do that
you don't belong on /brit/ (or 4chan at all) if you never had an anime phase
it's so easy when you teach
mad how ofcom has blocked 4chan
need to go play League of Legends and go get a double kill in bot land while my braless girlfriend fetches me a sandwich (not asked for)
mad how i'll never have a gf with a pretty fanny like that
just did some pull-ups and pushupsor 'press-ups' as you'd call them
>>216743843guy on the right has had mens willies inside his anus
>>216743861Instead you’ll spend all day on 4chan as usual
>>216743797fuck are you lookin at
when you see an oriental fanny in JAV it's all black and brown. no wonder they censor it
>>216743880
>>216742029Why is this monster still alive?
in the mood for a roast beef sandwich
reckon i won't be clicking on that image thumbnail, just quietly
and for no reason at all millions of men started wearing dresses and taking hormones
weird how this thread is basically always mental
>>216743880how does a fanny end up looking like this anywaywomen said sex doesn't make your fanny all floppy like that
>>216743935Mad that
Find it hilarious how most of you lot have never even seen a fanny irl yet you think I have to listen to your opinions on current events, politics and culture as if you aren’t a literal sheltered child.
>>216743903all those dudes pubes are longer than their dicksabsolute state
i need pussy
>>216743936This is what most fannies look like after 3 or four shags
>>216743936just genetics isn't it. like how some men have a droopy ball sack.
>>216743909bradley walsh spore creature creation tutorial
>>216742993Yeah the women are gorgeous and the food is ok
>>216743950i've seen one and it was kinda underwhelming
need a mommy gf who sucks my dick every once in a while wtf?
started imagining my life with a girl who was nice to me at toiltried to stop it but it just wouldn't let up
>>216743950Shut it you saggy fanny mong
>>216743966shut up lmao
So glad I never have to work
>>216743990scroom
I thank the stars every day that my gf has a beautiful little innie pussy. I would probably still be able to shag her if she has roast beef flaps but I would be significantly less attracted to her and going down on her would be out of the question.
>Driving to the office>Pitch black>Driving home from the office>Pitch blackHaha yeah
>>216743607Lol good welsh is a dumb language anyway
you're going to be raped
>>216743950shagging is quite literally the most intrinsic and inherent thing in life. it sits alongside eating and shitting. every single organism on the planet knows how to do it. i will never ever listen to anything an incel freak has to say about anything. they are not human
had a stranger things meal from kfc, very nice
Harry FACKING Kane
>>216744054jesus never shagged
>>216744065sexo
ideal pussy is fat, short lips but meaty, pussy stubble, sweaty, smelly, leaking sex fluids, yes
On this day 30 years ago: BBC 1 debuts Ben Elton's sitcom The Thin Blue Line, the official sequel to Blackadder.
>>216744054Well said. I’m not trying to be mean but I genuinely can’t take a man seriously if I find out he’s never shagged.
>>216744080you dont know that
Sure are a lot of sex masters in tonight
hay
>>216743889looked like a deli counter had exploded
>>216744065shes fit
>>216744062
Elton's shitcum The Thick White Sauce
>>216744114Feed horseberg right now
>>216744094we may never meet but we are brothers
>I genuinely can’t take a man seriously if I find out he’s never shagged.basically this. my dog is more of a man than they are lol
>>216744114post his cock already
>>216744132
>>216744114
>>216744137Me and my dog are both virgins
shut the fuck up you parasite
>>216744114ridiculous creature
post horsebergs cock
>>216744170
>>216744054
why is allowed to post the horses
>>216743607>This brings 9000 jobs, 2000 jobs for local people and 7000 jobs for people who are going to be brought inYou've completely made these figures upIt will provide 3000 jobs as per the article and aside from certain highly skilled positions many can be filled by locals
>>216744183deep sea anemone creature
>>216744183bet the miss has seen this pov a few times aha x
>>216744194sent that freak flying
Sorry lads but I've got 750k liquid, millions in assets, and I'm shagging as we speak, so jog on -- but be careful not to shatter your knees when you do so you fat cunt x
>shagging is quite literally the most intrinsic and inherent thing in lifei would think this to myself as damage control if i had sex with a horrible fat womanin this context the chance of that is high since that describes most of british women hate to see it
need to fuck a singleslit eyelid gf
>>216743846 Proof
I have shagged but never felt into it. always just stuck in my own head wondering if they were enjoying it
>>216744194>certain highly skilled positions many can be filled by localsLMAO, it's anglesey, they're all six fingered inbreds on benefits, there is not a single person on that island with a qualification higher than a btec
>>216744211face to face with a horse? would imagine so
>>216744277I accept your concession, monglord
so long as they are enjoying it ^.^
they want sex too peter tatchell told me
sex is very much a luxury. most men in history died virgins, it's not like eating food or going to the bathroom. such a retarded take
>>216744295face to fanny more like
>>216744339sex is the most important thing in this universe
>>216744368virgin belief
>>216744366need them to groom me into being the house boyfrient
>>216744366
>>216744277Article says they'll provide training at local colleges
obtained a new dogberg
take me back
>>216744393beautiful chicken x
find it odd that spiritual holy men are supposed to abstain from sex don't think they should be shaggers but maybe they could be married to the nuns or whatnot
>>216744382POV your gf looking over your shoulder because you are a lucky guy with horses and a fit blonde gf
2 hour goon to some vile (legal) stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDnxDQZ3ZYM
Right so there's just another galaxy besides ours is there
>>216744366bet they love dogsfilthy animalsthe dogs might not be the cleanest either
wellies are hot
>>216744411never see a fit nun irl do you, but I bet when they were younger they were peng
ummy
>>216744411so they can focus on God and not the carnal desires of the flesh
>>216744402I remember buying these at the corner shopShopkeep would give me a wink and say "fatcam" but I didn't know what he was going on about
>>216744366not one of these girls is the legal age of consent in the United Kingdom, I bet
>>216744411for what purpose if you believe in an afterlife
women fuck dogs
‘kizza is on the way and it is gonna be LUSH de lids x
>>216744456yes mate. relatively speaking. it's 2.5 million light years away so it's fairly local
>>216744496bet they are faggot and what is your random overhanging and constant guilt about hm
>>216744540>>216744540>>216744540
the jewnited kangdom of bad shitstain and poorthern direland
