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>>216780649Cock and ball penis
>wake up>feel energized and motivated>pass a few hours>smoke weed>lose all energy and motivation>just smoke weed for the rest of the daythe devil's lettuce taunts me
Canuckian concubines
i was watching a video and i put my hand down my pants like i sometimes do when zoning out and then i sniffed my hand. the closest thing it reminds me of is shortbread cookies. my hand was mostly near my balls and the area between my balls and ass. smells like shortbread i guess
> Dasha Nekrasova has been fired by her talent agency Gersh following a podcast interview with Nick Fuentes.>She has also been dropped from upcoming film ‘ICONOCLAST.’It’s over
>>216780755*writes something down*
Ah... time to waste another weekend
>when you're in public and a woman starts acting like she's alone in her room
hamas won
>>216780791what did you write?
>>216780830oh, nothing, don't worry about ithow's your relationship with your mother?
Sister made dinner, lovely
>>216780712
I hate when poop touches my ballsack when pooping
>>216780900Should i post the pig that shat on its balls? Nah. Might catch a ban
so this is unemployed daytime /cum/....grim
>>216780649mods,>>216780893this is the BE flag poster off his VPN avatarflagI am once again pushing for the BE flag poster to be rangebanned
>>216780900Many such cases.
erm
>>216780957just pretend to drown then you can grope this bitch all you want
>>216780934today's my day off, cunt.
>>216780849lol what did you write? because it looks really interes- *snatches the paper out of your hand* you don't remember anything.
>>216780934it's 5pm on a friday buddy
dark and mysterious real incel like
EST is the main time zone, everyone knows this. Anyone outside of it is either ahead or behind of the main time zone, EST is the point of reference and place from which all good things flow. People in PST seem mentally slow and people on the east coast also seem retarded.
>>216780957getting laid is so easy idk how incels exist
>>216781058you are messaging a disgusting pig
The Epstein stuff once again reveals the ultimate truth: White women fuck dogs White men fuck each other
>>216781098who cares pussy is pussy whether woman is good looking or bad looking makes no difference if anything worse looking women are better in bed because they have to try harder
>>216781131that's gonna be a yikes from me dawg
>>216781148incel
who cares bussy is bussywhether twink is good looking or bad looking makes no difference if anything worse looking twinks are better in bed because they have to try harder
>>216781155lol cope and seethe pigfucker
>>216781131>who cares pussy is pussyseverely, unforgivably indian thing to say.
For once in my life I'd like to jerk off into a nice pair of heels
incels are the enlightened ones, sex havers are goy cattle only fit to feed the worms
OK so ummmmm that's almost definitely gonna be a yikes from me, dawg. I think we need to do a little more research before we finalize it, maybe let me talk to a couple people on Monday and I'll get back to you by mid-week. I'm thinking yikes, but let's just firm it up for sure, sound good?
Got kicked from two games of CS awardYou can really notice the quality of players drop on weekends. CS players during the week are subhuman enough, but we have real trash in queue tonight
>>216780801You mean she takes her shoes off?
I play bass
>[KAGP-308]
>building a $3,500 machine to play a 25 year old gamePC master race, everyone.
>>216781334https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_geYBnMNG0
>>216781270I’ve never seen a person kicked that didn’t deserve it
>>216781358why would I need a $3500 rig to run diablo II?
My new carIts a 2016 honda civic EX
>>216781358das rite>>216781383Every CS player, myself excluded, is a subhuman public schooled circumcised unplanned pregnancy unbaptized unmarried parents door dash delivery driving 5'9" swarthy mudblood
Jason's mom lost her job lol>>216781448Good job Anon, Civic is a smart choice.
>>216781448SUPER GAY
>>216781502You sound like an arma reforger griefing enjoyer
Might be visiting Alberta in a few months to fuck this beautiful Canadian twink boy
>>216781557All online video games are seemingly for non-Whites
If singles I do a line. If dubs I quit for good. Please god just one little line.
feeling too lazy to work out today...
Thank you god. I love you.
Imagine doing cocaine in the age of carfent and just regular fent. Risky game desu
>>216781774You're way behind, we have had that shit on our streets since 2002.
>male:netorare male:sole_male -male:bbm incest -inseki
>>male:netorare male:sole_male -male:bbm incest -inseki
I just realized today is Friday. Not having a job stinks. Also, have any of you gotten this new Captcha? Wtf is this.
>>216781804Why tho? You're gonna get a bad roll one of these days, I would quit if I was ahead like you
>>216781658>be me, peoud white male>play single player only games almost exclusivelyHate to say it jason but you might be on to something
>>216781771Roll again coward
i feel like if you dont have a job you're not really respected as a man
>>216781834only on mobile
>>216781836Bydlo would rather die than cease drugs because their lives are miserable.
>ch...cheating isn't the same as ntr>now he's just straight up jorkin it to ntrreally makes you think
>>216781860I'm on pc though.
>>216781859Of course you aren't, why would you be?
>>216781836Test kits are very cheap and widely available. Even for free these days. >>216781856Alright you pussy, reroll.
Male NTR incest is different. It's, usually, a sister stealing her brother back from some hussy. Sometimes they end up sharing him, but the fact of the matter is she has every right to take that which belongs to her.
>>216781859>“At dawn, when you have trouble getting out of bed, tell yourself: “I have to go to work — as a human being. What do I have to complain of, if I’m going to do what I was born for — the things I was brought into the world to do? Or is this what I was created for? To huddle under the blankets and stay warm?"
>>216781937you weren't created for anything, both are equally valid
>>216781932Why would a sister care about her brother having a girlfriend? Anime is so retarded.
>>216782016
Night is depressive But its also impressive
>>216782064How did the little sister trope even start? I don't get the appeal
>>216781972your body withers if you stay in bed too long.
>>216782118i exercise
hello cummies
>>216782071me
>>216781932>>216782064You should be euthanized
Five days until sailing is released.
>>216782232this is a Takagi general
>>216782232why's he acting shocked instead of aroused? Japanese comics are so stupid.
>>216782079It started thousands of years ago with the gods. It's a primordial truth of the universe that a brother belongs to his little sister
my name is fucking gilbert nobody will ever take me seriously
Where the huzz?
AI AM ITIN HAM•BAGA- EN POTATO EVERYDAY~ POTATO IS YAY! VIGITABURU YAY! ITIN ITIN ITIN ITIN EVERYNAIT!
Is estonia really that soul crushing? Imagine needing cocaine to get through life. Grim indeed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Syq0xoIZmAA
>>216782395cocaine is the only way for normal people to keep up with psychotic Americans socially.
Imagine eating this good.
le self-hating american face
So what are we thinking?Was the cock actually sucked?
>if you don't like it leave it even though it was designed to be amended
accidentally mixed up the meth baggie and the weed baggie
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>216782446screamin' sicilian
women media is so crazy its mind boggling, like my mom was watching this thing and i watched for a bit and this woman is going to a party or something and her presumed boyfriend or husband i assume is like don't go so i'm like ok so he's abusive or controlling or something and then she goes anyway and 2 seconds into the scene when she gets there shes flirting with a dude so its like the dude telling her not to go was completely right
>>216782436I don't think that's true
>>216782629it is, Amerinormies act like everyone they meet is a hiring manager, ear to ear smile and they want to hear about your day, always happy. it's annoying.
osrs is finally dead
>the year of our lord MMXXV>still playing any iteration of RunescapeISHYGDDT
>>216782684no clue who
squeezing and slapping and groping canadian twink butts in public
>>216782684this faggot was all the hype many years ago
>>216782684wdym
ironman/group iron on OSRS is fun, I'd never play a normie or enable chat and talk to other players.I don't want to pay for a sub either. Subscriptions are anti-consumer. I feel like it's wasteful to play other games if I'm paying a sub for one.
>jason is an ironman>talking is too spicy
>>216782874You look very smelly
will gooning affect gains
>>216782893Your autocorrect meant to say "sexy"
nigga looks like an auschwitz victim
For some reason I'm not hungry even though it's been a while since I've eaten. Might bake bread though because my parents are visiting
Watching Dandadan season 2Momo is being attacked by rapists
Which version of the 'Rime of the Ancient Mariner' do you prefer: Coleridge's or Iron Maiden's?
>RedditdaReddit
you got to eat even though youre not hungry, thats what it means to bulk
Just shat and it REEKS.
women are not allowed to not have sex with me
>playing mmo>don't interact with the community at largeironmemes are simply mentally ill
Why is Jason always making that meep face?
>>216783004I'm going to bake it, not eat it
>>216783027and Jason is the perfect posterboy for it
>>216783027>Umm, regular accounts can buy half their 99's. They are totes devalued!
gooned as fuck boutta pop my 4th edible
Jason should fight his detractors in a boxing match. Starting with the Canadian that made fun of his fake AK-platform rifle
Jason goons to 4th _______.
Remember parkour?
>>216783182>>216783218>>216783324goon with me niggas im high as fuckk
>>216781267Macaco?
4daChan
testicles are alright
Jason is the 0n of /cum/
Anglos really stole the american southwest from Hispanics only to ethnically replace them with anglos, indians, jews, and the chinese what the hell man
evens watch animeodds watch a moviezero kill self
>>216783434
>>216783373Basado
>>216783434imagine how nice it must have been to live in LA with only Anglos.
Jason with the cum upon his face.
>>216783463watch an anime movie about suicide
wearing my batman socks
>>216783588*removes your socks with my teeth*
>>216783588I have fun socks that say "IF YOU CAN READ THIS - BRING ME A BEER"It would be great if I had a gf who could see them and bring me a beer.
If I had a gf I would buy her a pair of socks with "rub me" written on them
>>216783718imagine being such a mayonnaise brain as to think the emails they've "released" are actually legitimate and not just fabricationsTwitter is somehow still the lowest tier of poster when it comes to social media, even dumber than instagram users.
>>216783639...don't start
>everything is le fake!Grow up.
>>216783807wrong board retard
>>216783807Apparently these guys train their tankers and AT units to fight M60's
Wearing socks at home is cringe
>>216783864Perhaps he was drawing a parellel to people calling north korean soldiers in ukraine fake
>>216783909bizarre conclusion to draw, no one even knows or cares about the bumfight outside a handful of mentally ill redditors in 2025
>>216783923lmao I love when animals in 3rd world countries remind yuppie tourists they're out of their element
ishowered nearly 24 hours ago. I had my hand down my pants just watching tv and i smelled my hand and it's just like walker's shortbread
>>216783963>monkes face at the endKEK like a schoolyard bully
>>216783965i guarantee your dick smells nothing of the sort.
might just drink until the sun comes up
One of my big toenails has fungus and I'm afraid of taking drugs to get rid of it so I've just lived with toe fungus for the last decade. It doesn't spread or cause me any discomfort I just have to wear socks all the time, or maybe I don't since it doesn't spread. I tried soaking it in stuff and trying to peel it off but I got it down to just the base and it's not dead and quite attached to my toe so it will be very painful to tear off. Also I thought it wasn't growing but it does grow very slowly.But yeah, it's no impact on my health and it hasn't spread to any of the other toes on that foot so I think of it as a little fren living on my foot.
>>216783963I rode an elephant at a carnival one and looking back on it, it was a stupid decision. The thing could have snapped and gone on a rampage at any moment.Poor elephants just walked in circles all day while fat carnival goers climbed stairs to sit on them
>>216783987why? my other hand doesn't smell like shortbread. if you were here you'd see what i'm talking about
>>216783923Did she died?
>>216783993This is fairly common believe it or not. Like 50% of people have some kind of latent fungus on their nails, and we're crawling in bacteria 24/7 anyways. Majority of fungi aren't harmful to us, if you ever go walk through a forest you're breathing in thousands of individual spores from hundreds of different species of fungi, it actually helps strengthen your immune system.
>>216783560the southwest was never for northern europeans the Hispanics were the first to step foot on the land
>>216784037No I don't post rekt webms, only epic fail webms
>>216783963total humafoid death.
>>216783923Horton hurls a ho
I kinda want a cheese grater for my mossberg.
>>216783993I stubbed my toe so bad that the nail fell off and all the fungus underneath cleared up after a few days. if I touched it even for a millisecond my finger would reek like foot odor.
>>216784023if I were there you'd be unconscious you vile little man.
Update: the two batches of bread dough are fermenting. Added sourdough discard too. Fed the sourdough starter afterwards
>>216784125>fed the sourdough starter afterwardsIt's like a pet
>>216784045they weren't, and they weren't strong enough to keep it. and now their loser descendants cry about their loss in an attempt to justify illegal immigration.
>>216784092>>216783923>>216784017https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1763165780160826.mp4It's amazing elephants tolerate humans at all, they really don't need to.
bombed a question on my psychology test fml
>>216784017based elephant, reminding the thots to LIVE IN THE MOMENT
>>216783936>no onePeople still have ukraine flags up all over the place, and I don't mean on the internet. It's more well known than any russian apologist would ever care to admit
>>216784103because your stench is that of an indian and it knocks people out?
its better to be black rather than brown
>>216784155>Horton Smears a Poo
You passed the autism test
>>216784164Yeah but only in the same way as they have Livestrong bracelets on their gear shifter in their car or a KONY2012 sign in their garage. People are fickle, the bumfight is old news and no one really ever cared about either side. It was a forced meme and never took off, plus Israel starting up another genocide really stole their thunder.
>>216784224>no one really ever cared about eitherAre you out of your mind? People fucking hate Russia
>>216784095Forgot pic
>>216784017Ya elephant rides or any kind of animal riding in general is actually a terrible practice. It get's capitalized into barely tollerable conditions for the animals. I did a dolphin ride in jamaica once as a kid. I was kind of excited for it, but then I saw the dolphin and actually looked into it's eye as it took me around a little circle it's done thousands of times and it looked seriously soul crushed. I felt pretty bad after than and never did anything like that again
>>216784241LOL
>>216780649>Parent who abused me all my life >Get told I am not allowed to hate them Why are people like this I literally have nothing but hate for my mom used to leave me alone at 6 years olds She abandoned me for 2 years She also made me homeless She took my dog and cat
>>216784095It's a litle anacrhonistic on a modern garbage rod imo
>>216784252I rid a dolphin too, in Florida. By rid, I mean like I grabbed on to his fins while he took me for a ride. The speed it swam was impressive, it was just in a straight line not a circle. Hope it wasn't too miserable
We can and should condition SNAP benefits on getting the black-on-other murder rate below 1000.
Thinking about that woman who got brutalized by an orca in front of all those people at sea world
From when I wake up, my mood is very good for about 5 or 6 hours. Then it’s medium for a few hours. Then I’m very depressed and miserable for the rest of the day until I go to sleep. Rinse and repeat.
>>216784303they should give 1 million bucks to every Trump voter.
>>216784095so get one, there's a few companies who make them now
>>216784327this except i dont have the happy part
>>216784321Sea world deserves to be shut down. They have gotten better but they don't run their establishment with the conscientious rigors of an aquarium which they really should
>>216784327That's interesting, I'm the exact opposite. When I wake up my will to live is virtually zero, then it grows throughout the day and I usually find enough awful things to motivate me to continue breathing through pure hate and spite.
>>216784426he's probably a NEET who gets 9 hours of sleep every night.
i’m dagomaxxing. looking to cop a velour tracksuit
>>216784364That too.
>>216784491you shouldbe dagothmaxxinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR-K2rUP86M
listening to vinyl records and drinking hipster beer
>>216784426If we did the fusion dance from DBZ, we would either become an ultra-productive CEO god king, or instantly commit suicide. >>216784463I want that kind of sleep so bad
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-025-56906-7The global human population might be several billion people higher than official counts, all of the extra people being rural third worlders