IT IS NOW TIME FOR THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
>>216781424It's bed time
>>216781424Wahey alright cans lad?
canslad is a vile alcoholic incelpass it on
>>216781424this was an early new, you do realise that?fucking cretin
>>216781464me as well
i like coke for how productive it makes me. i either have a depressing 4 hour power wank or end up putting up shelves and clearing out the garage and cleaning the oven
nice early new you fucking mong
>>216781478>>216781493YWNBAJ
Listening to talking sopranos
got a proper job today
>>216781440it can but it won't it's been selectively bred for hubris
watching the sopranos with the volume off, italian sign language
Fucking piece of shit pc
>>216781464>>216781479er, lads? Cans?It's Cans time>>216781470Yeah you alri, Nicelad?>>216781475I'm not an incelI've stuck my willard into a a woman's fanny also known as 'her bleeding hole'>>216781478>>216781493pircrel, lads>>216781511WAHEEEEY CELEBRATE WITH THE CANSWhat job, lad?
I need a blowjob
>>216781475Cabbage icicle abhorrent childPass it on
Canspaedo and heathermong both desperate to make the news, grim
off to bed
>>216781531Don't like having my dick sucked me
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>216781518>it's been selectively bred for hubrisktim
>>216781529You’re a fucking prick
this og cap winning the finals was a struggle >>216781543I like it. got to keep the penis clean so you dont have to say nh
>>216781518very relatable tbqh
immafuckincum
>>216781543probably had a toothy, clumsy and hesitant blowjob which felt bad and out you off, don't know what you're missing lad
>>216781542ggreedy green grinch
fucking sexy horsescool girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je6BAV9ZK6Uyou need to see this. it's all true
Ireland on the filter until Monday againCannot stand this gay cunt
>>216781559Alri Moaninglad?I refer you to picrel here>>216781529
Me when I get Leftypol alone
thinking "mental" but saying "mad"
>>216781529I'm alright, had a few cans and on the bottles now. Contemplating supper
so this is rorke
>>216781511FONT
gonna create a quadruple conjoined gummy bear in my evil incel lair and sell it for a million dollars
>>216781604how do your knees hold up, do you wear pads
>>216781593shant
Want to have sex with every woman on earth
>>216781630Fucking owned me, should've seen it coming
>>216781585um okay yes maybe it was toothy but I resent you calling it clumsy and hesitant I am famously dextrous and eager
Alcohol is just vile tb h. No reason to drink it after 25 unless you're out and having one or two with a meal so you can have a monged out buzz once you get home
feel like: shitlook like: shit
both 1* sparks today (og cap) 9W 10 games in team trials against 83K rated players
>>216781640Your mum included?
>>216781542same. sleeping pill, little bit of telly and then 11 hours of glorious unconsciousness
>>216781601Good can, have a lad.>>216781614Cans and bokkles? For supper, might I recommend the BIG curry>>216781648I drink the cans of water, lad
>>216781624fuck off literal billionaire
>>216781649ktim
>>216781643>should've seen it comingthat's what leftypol said last time you complained about it getting in your eye
Wish I could get severed like in the TV show, with my innie being beaten into exercising and eating healthy
>>216781672? only have 0.01% of a billion
>>216781678sex
good evening everyone
>>216781687hm?
Jar of flies by alice in chainsNow THAT was an album
>>216781648i drink heavily so my brain switches off
this nigga always talking bout sum good evening
>>216781703hi mate hiya hows it evening
>>216781705Severed from Severance, your memory is separated in two and you essentially become two selfs
toby tantrummousey melty
Steve McFadden sex bonce
>>216781711that's an ep
>>216781711dirt is better by far
kind of hungry but also kind of noti may have eaten some questionable things today
>>216781529Amanda Seyfried was such a cutie
>>216781730post reported off to take a shit
nth for the holodem
>>216781748minimod
>>216781663Cans of bud now on bottles of homebrew, it's powerful stuff. The closest I can do is a king Bombay badboy pot noodle. There is also left over chicken pakora and chilli naan from last night TBF. What you been sipping this evening chap?
:l
Stephen Bunting
just adding the finishing touches to my blog, stay tuned team
>_<
>>216781747not even the fittest in mean girlsit goes rachel mcadams, lohan, seyfried, then gretchen, honorable mention the emo girl
>>216781703Alri lad, just joining us are we?
>>216781687severance makes me angry because it was so close to being a truly great show
Should i watch deep space nine?
mousenonce is the worst poster in /brit/ history and the fact he's tolerated is sad
>>216781785True. Season one was amazing, season two was eh
On the zoloft now
Wish I had shagged a woman from every country. Only had fat, white English women.
>>216781776haha cute little retard
>>216781739who is this
>>216781808
Watched bugonia at the kinoplexWas very good
>>216781703*lowers a copy of Nuts Magazine to see who spoke, sees you, goes back to reading*
Should have retrained 5 years ago. Too fucking old now.
>>216781769buntman
>Man, 22, fights for life after swallowing a whole burger without chewing it 'for a joke'https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15290725/Man-22-fights-life-swallowing-burger-without-chewing-joke.html
>>216781746What might you have eaten lad?
>>216781826Lindsey StruttNikkala StottSeren Gibson
>>216781826you seen they've gone and done a bloody sex issue?
>>216781781>rachel mcadams better than Amanda SeyfriedNah, that bitch is way too plain looking.
>>216781739>>216781820I would shoot so many ropes into this woman
>>216781788lazy cunt likes his kicksies doesn't he, prick
corrr love a bit of chun li
>>216781823Too much dialogue but great cinematography.
>>216781803i got divorced and found myself single with a house in london so got on the apps. my country count is pretty good as a result. most of europe, few bits of south america, few places in asia but not many. australia and new zealand. south africa. only syria from the middle east.
>>216781855Imagine the force she could fire a hot log right down your cakehole
>>216781853>>216781776*
>>216781808some actress from stargate atlantis
>>216781758MagnersCan't stand budNever couldBrave lad for drinking it
looking to the sky and enjoy the life
>>216781799yeah the good episodes were really great but the weak episodes were really weak imo. and they could have done so much more with the story
James cleverly plays warhammer
>>216781897um x
>>216781897cuuuute
>>216781776Could knock it out so easily. It would be powerless to stop my assault.
>>216781839whole burger without chewing it
Suck Bubba
>>216781823looking forward to seeing this
>>216781897well stop it you arent allowed
>>216780438He's right. Also let's remember this:>Whilst impersonating Queen Elizabeth II in the "Scenes We'd Like To See" segment of Mock The Week (the prompt being "What the Queen didn't say in her annual Christmas message"), Boyle said "I've had a few medical problems this year. I am now so old, that my pussy is haunted". This caused many to complain about the state that the BBC had come to, with Conservative MP David Davies calling the joke a "disgracefully foul comment".https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frankie_Boyle#The_Queen
>>216781895I'll drink about anything, proper alcoholic you see
the wanktoil as it were>>>/gif/29781914>>>/gif/29781914
sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=216781936mods range ban and report
Stealing Rorke's clothes
>>216781957I'll join you now
Yeah let's reply to a comment from 8 hours ago that'll show em
mad how every thread on /gif/ needs to say "no blacks" a real issue
Someone post the Brit red dwarf pasta into outer int for a laff, see if we can get some help in here
>>216781970Window is shifting, next scrap ILR.
>>216781788
I buy clothes at M&SI will vote for Sir Zack PolanskiI food shop at TescoI am a former rorke I earn 28k per annumI am a homeowner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgsC5aDDAew
>>216781970I would happily go out while being her commode after a 48 hour curry and naan binge
>>216781996i make 70k a year, own my homewill be voting reform
>>216782000
>>216781996>I earn 28k per annum>I am a homeownerlucky you
>>216781996Ktim to all but I will be spoiling my ballot and I love Hitler
wondering how to earn money doing anything these days when there are hordes of browns creating 'art' with AI, communicating via AI and generally just taking jobs with AI
I`m Very sadaboutNo HomealoneEveryfridayNightToday ..
fucked itproperly fucked itI am in deep poo poobegged my mum for money like a dogit's all gone tits-up
Feel like pure shit
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yUrhT3HedNowowanyways, off to go take a shit
>>216781957Alri JD
>>216782021Fucked if I know. Robotics. I keep saying I'm going to be a sparky without the slightest clue and being far too old to start
peng american milf tings
https://aether.mom/media/tmdb-movie-14819-heavyweights
>>216782042>Feel like pure shitIt`s OktomorrowWillbeBetter !!
>>216781843for me it was when Pinder finally got them out for real
>>216782042Fucking hate Fridays tb h
>>216782065Bet hers slide out like a snake covered in cocoa powder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMxcGaAwy-Q
>>216782089
>>216782042Hey some booze in you ladFeel like shit tomorrow instead
>>216782086you cant really post this when real mousey is having a tantrum between his bans
>>216782089you don't remember 'pinders nips' being a joke for something nobody cared about in the end? because she made people wait so long nobody was even bothered lolmichelle marsh was better anyway apart from one shoot pinder did as a housewife which was unbelievable>t. inveterate coomer who was 14 when are lucy got them nips out
>Being aroused by female feet is bad and disgus-
>>216782057the future is grim as fuck, robotics for example requires lots of intelligence and passion which means regular bob and andys like me who have been made redundant by AI will be competing against the hordes of brown people stilltrades are the only viable option but I physically can't do it, I'd be shit at any trademay as well just succumb to alcoholism and enjoy the ride until it ends
I'm just tired of life. I know there are still new experiences and that keeps my going. But i'm tired.
no idea how i was exposed to UK lads mags girls 15 years ago but for me it's keeley hazell
>>216782124Too late shops are all closed
we don't go to birmingham
might have a poo for supper
Women find me attractive
>>216781997https://youtu.be/H6v_txhwCkg
>>216782141have a drinkthat'll sort you outprobably
>>216782147she had a black bf so no thanks... also she always gave me the same skanky vibe as tulisa
rorke, I'm sorry, but the part of your brain that recognizes feet is missing
>>216782139Army maybe
>>216782153RAW had no answer to this
>>216782179Coooorrr get the tulisa sket posted
>>216782153holy shit
was just washing my battyhole and accidentally put a finger a lil too deep in there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbmQAZfgElsGTA 6 menu music.
>>216782213Did you kind of like it in a dirty way?
>>216782173I don't drink anymore.
>>216782213UM x
>>216782254probably your fuckin problem mate
refugees are welcome here
the enemy, remember them?this album was on my ipod in schoolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPTBu9hD57U
>>216782264no they arent
>>216782264yonder comes yer fatherdrunk he cannot stand
went to the shops and got some more beeroidsit fuckin lush x
>>216782239nah it just felt uncomfortable
Would love to be Katina Eats Kilos toilet bowl
>>216782284Shops near me all close at 10 on the dot
>>216782264get them inget them fedget them on the benniesget them housed*get them wanked off*just not in my 95% leafy middle class area
>>216782264are they fuck
I'm leftypol
drinking beef gelatine dissolved in coffee like a raped freak
What the fuck am I going to do when I'm 40 and still completely alone
I need my dick sucked
I'm rorke
>>216782306just went to a paki premier and it sorted me out with 4 estrellas so get in
New skate just ragdolls people god forbid the ipad kids see a little blood and gore
>>216782327we're all pleased to meet you at last
>>216782264I dream of a world without refugees
>>216782323that's a question that we collectively will tackle when we get therefor now, we plod on, with hopemaybe we won't be alone, you know?
>>216782264thank you. i'm from /britfeel/
>>216782306Same here pubs might be open and a takeaway but that's it. Luckily I stocked up on beers yesterday
>>216782257Drink isn't a problem because I don't do it.
Which beer should i get tonight after im done with toil?
marriages that last 40-50 years are the thing of a past
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCieG4zQlWY
>>216782335I want to watch you play Skate and smoke weed bong
>>216782346Need to use my nose hairs as her toilet brush
>>216782361boo its the parasite not a chic chocs whore lodge dogge
>>216782323The nwo will depopulate the earth by then
>>216782384
can anyone reccomend a keyboard brand that isn't autisically mechanical and RGB gaymery? I need something to type on and occasionally game with
>>216782346RTAUBPTBAW
>>216782374Her: Into her 17th bag of chilli heatwaveMe: Mouth sewn directly between her arse cheeks
>>216782374not even a nice butt and shes a whore >>216782402sad
Keyboard still being funny with meCunt
going rorke mode
I'm such a maladjusted freak that even if a girl handed herself to me it would never work out
>>216782406logitech k120you don't need more
some folks make decisions and some folks clean the streets
Death to america
>>216782406just go to a computer shop and buy like 5 keyboards for £5 each I have like 10 keyboards I can break them if I want
>>216782431I can't even get it up anymore without a fight
>>216782432>logitech k120>10.99 gbpbro what
I'll tell you one thing, and I'm not afraid to say it: my estimation of Sacked Tranny, just fuckin plummeted.
Anyone remember cokelad from ~2 years ago
>>216782431You have to throw yourself to the depths. Give yourself up. If you get what I mean.
>>216782357Coors original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ_BeCURZ50I guess we making computer tablets now
Fucks sake here he is, the man with 10cmHow many clogs has he counted outside mumsies door this week
>>216782451not buying 5 second hand keyboards coated in other people's incel particles
where's rorke
sucked her off in the bogs at ALDI battlefield road shrewsbury
>>216782469pepsimaxlad reporting for duty
>>216782486Too watery for my liking
reminder to report the BE flags posts
>>216782406been using a logitech k380 for the last four yearspretty decentand i write code every day with it, so you know its a good rec
>>216782101Soon it will be time for Slade's best tune of allhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM7M7zSMJcw
>>216782512he is not even here is he
anyone ever go to the pub or a bar alone on a weekendseems terrifying to me desu
>>216782500I would suck her dick if she was a tranny as well
>>216782528His next new dad just arrived
>>216782469Yeah, lad was always getting the bags in and on the gear every weekend. Gone suspiciously quiet thoughbeit. Wouldn't be surprised if he had gotten fired and made homeless and was sucking dick for coke in the streets now
https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=216782449click this link and report the post goodnight (after this Chinese video)
Slamming cans listening to creed
flag on you little bitch
>>216782507Shinerbock then
>>216782543?>>216782580?
you know whats nuts about gatcha? if you roll for 75% chance to win 3x times you have a 46% chance to fail all 3. bad odds
>>216782540only when im on vacation
>>216782540ive gone to a bar in a shitty little town where i liveit's hellbut i've learnt, it's about building a social momentum
dominant umdiepio...
slamcans 'n creed
George Bush doesn't care about black people
>>216782521>circle keys>wirelessmaite that is gay as fuckthanks for the reccy tho
>>216782614I love bush me
>>216782576i've got my youtube playlist on we've got +44, phoenix, the orwells, mgmt, two door cinema clubone of the benefits of the americans knowing everything about me
Not had a shower since Tuesday. I should really have one now.
Jingle bells all the way de ladsAll the wayy
oh yah yeetoh yah yeetwe gaanwe gaan
Alone at toilGot the whole place to myself
OK ive seen the purpose of this videogoodnight
>>216782614What did black people ever do for George Bush?
>>216782504hehe>>216782559That’s the one. Madlad was up until the early morning hoovering up gear
Jews destroyed Europe
Patiently awaiting a manic episode
>>216782620right, it's a good keyboard, i smash out 80 wpm on this thing all day every day so don't be giving me any shit about thatsorry it's not got fucking lgbt lighting or a fucking knob for you to twiddle, it's a workhorse keyboard. it does the job, it's affordable.
>AN illegal immigrant who raped a Scots woman at knifepoint can’t be deported despite being branded a “danger to women”.>Gambian national Joachim Cardos, 43, was jailed for eight years for rape and sentenced to a further three years for dealing the Class B drug>Despite a law that foreign nationals guilty of serious crimes should automatically be deported, the sex offender launched a human rights challenge, arguing that his health would suffer if he was sent back to his West African homeland.
>>216782652They are looking to destroy asia next...
>>216782594does sound scary desueven if i'm not interacting with anyone I panic about being the alone weird bloke and I can't bare it
big fan of the things I'm a big fan ofshan't be informing any of you what the big fan things are though
>>216782649Man, let me answer this for you. This is my answer. Black people. It's just a different vibe man. Y'all don't know about that.
>>216781521this is a really good idea, thanks anon. I got something this year from 4chan(im very poor and its the thought that counts)
>>216782594I've been out to a pub myself once in my town. I was already steaming and was heading back from my parents after dinner. Stopped in a pub that had a band playing, got a couple pints and sat at a table by myself on Brit drinking the pints and listening to the band and having a roll up or 2. Luckily it wasn't heaving and there was a little tall table free for me to sit at
ay ay ay ay we gaan we gaan
I am a slug who doesn't deserve to live
his keyboard is broken
>>216782657a woman was raped this is no laughing matter el Bradoliño
Might makes right
>>216782702Do slugs go about your garden thinking they deserve death? No. They do what they want. Embrace life!
10 x, 30 x, even 100 x lush tonite. bless saint mark x
>>21678258975% chance of success25% chance of failure(25%)^3 = %1.5625 chance of failure 3 times
>>216782702Laughing my ass off, just don't get that shit up in my shoes again ahahahaha fr
>>216782651Flew too close to the sun I reckon*Wipes tear from eye*F
Yeah I'll watch YouTube for 5 hours that'll help me sort my life out
>>216782729Some are saying it might get to 150x lush x
>>216782714that's right, Bradlaaay
>>216782668They won't beat China
shall be drinking me 200ml of vodka tomorro when I can get drunk again heheee>>216782709my keyboard was broken but then it unfucked itself and its on that "last legs" membrane board moment wher eit feels really nice to use. the monitor is also fucked. almost time for a new computer (the laptop has no ethernet port but maybe I can use its internal SSD as a boot disk to the new computer if a USB-C can do that or the same but just as fast with USB-C to B probably) >>216782730no man thats wrong!
tawk to me
>>216782750vodka :3and literally you horse in love
I fucking despise my parents, I can't stand them
>>216782750dumb nigga
The poo is due
Ate a six pack of warburtons brown buns with 24 slices of salami and a large bag of doritos spicy hot
based binbles knowing membrane supremacy
ill have you know i can bench press over 690 billion nanograms
My grip is sanity is waning, I think i might need help. How do you start the whole NHS process? by going to a GP?
>>216782780did you mean to write this into myfitnesspal?
mousey's keyboard is like the 4th Horcrux of 4chan
Wish I was confident enough to flirt irl like I used to on Omegle. Irl I'm a stuttering spastic, on Omegle I was a bona fide rizzlord
>>216782794Imagine the state of it lol
>>216782714>>216782746
im glad that it was just a trick and not actually giving me SSRIs all the time I am so obsessed with her its unreal. I am so obsessed and constantly thinking thoughts that I shouldnt, ones bad but they would be good if it was meant to be
i've got that painting!
>>216782798'
>>216782806coated in hair and ciggie ash
My diagnosis was not good. I was going under the premise that I had a limited time left...about enough time to get the boys settled in...at one point I was trying to deal with a time frame of about 12 months
>>216782717God made the mighty conflict with each other in apocrypha, "right" is from God alone
>>216782818Alri Wullie MacIntosh
gngn
>>216782826What are you diagnosed with?
>>216782681*white yankoid in London*where are all the bl-ACK*gets stabbed by a n*gger
>>216782789GP is the first port of call. He’ll get you started on the pills
>>216782826Lanzamaxxing
>>216782851getting raped
>>216782841i'll take a wee loan of it
Florida is truly the worst state in the country
Get me on the bastarding substituted cathinones
>>216782880>>216782880>>216782880
>>216782789You have to go to your GP and ask for a referral to mental health services. I used to work for them for a year and that is the process, you'll get turned away if not referred
>>216782871
>>216782873What did Mary Curry discover?
>>216782789tell us what is exactly happening to you>>216782866wrong, /brit/ is the first port of call everyone knows that
>>216782824Full of baccie and reeking of old piss. Sticky with energy drink residue
>>216782895buzz alrdrin
>>216782959Wake me up before you go go
ladsozzy oborne just diedad
lmao england
