Almost Caturday EditionOld - >>216787912
I’m eating peanut butter and doing my peanut butter dance :D
>>216789945same haha
>>216789967you didnt watch the movie I recc'd THOUGHEVER
>>216789976it just finished downloading
>>216789958PEANUT BUTTER PEANUT BUTTER PEANUT BUTTER PEANUT BUTTER PEANUT BUTTER>tfwWhere did time go
i give this movie a 6/10
>>216789992I give my movie a 5.5/10
the actress has been doing VA since long
Could this icelandic germanic pass as a local in your cunt?
>>216790035prussian as fuck
>>216790035Duckfucker
>>216790035goofy ass haircut
>>216790018why?
Kakarot you must give me a footjob
>>216790072theres no moral to the story. the dumb cunt just falls over and returns to her timeline to have a loving husband and kids
>>216790035odd looking duck
>>216790089try this
>>216790106sounds dumb
>>216790141it's pretty decent
What is the state of San Francisco nowadays? Anyone lives there that can tell me if it's complete chaos with homeless people everywhere or that is exaggerated?
What’s the Citizen Kane of Hallmark movies? What’s their greatest masterpiece in their massive catalogue of films?
Finished dispatch, it had really good momentum going then it got to mid episode 7 and it just got dumb, disappointing that they fumbled the ending like that
>>216790169the homeless only congregate around the tenderloin and market street, the rest of the city is very comfy
>>216790178probably those royal wedding ones that take place in alt history europe just because its funny that there's background worldbuilding
need some movies like blade runner 2049 and interstellar
Let me find out your old man wear sandalsLet me find out he watch the Hallmark channel
>>216790190blade runnerforbidden planet
>>216790209nah
>>216790226
i don't remember whether i've pooped today
feeling a massive poo brewing
>>216790244fuckin unc over here trying to sell me his elderslop
>>216790190Minority Report is good. Also the original Ghost in the Shell, if you’re cool with anime. And if you like Interstellar, then you have to see 2001 A Space Odyssey.
*boop beep beep*Hello? I would like to report a minority
god I hate redditors
>>216790264thanks minority report looks good but 2001 can bite my ass
Anyone here from Detroit?PLEASE send Mary Sheffield (your new mayor) this video so she can understand why Detroit needs beauty:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9guw6Mcwbk
tis a shame what happened to detroit
why do chuds care so much about mayors in democrat states in democrat cities
>>216790339I'm worried about all the black people getting killed
I almost worked hard all this month. I think I deserve a 3+ hour R-15 chiropractic session with ASMR Cham.
Buy you sandals for your little son named RomandosWatch your step Theresa chew up on your slice of pizza
Detroit: ROCK CITY
Just farted extremely loudly.
ferd, chivy or dawdge?
Detroit Metal City
think im gonna jerk off to korean bjs
I am become sleep
>>216790373Hell yeah
What should I do in town tomorrow
Bring back spankings and all this stops within one generation
>>216790386buy fent
>>216790383Destroyer of beds? >>216790386Get fucked in the ass by a horse.
>>216790395stupid dumb american ruining our leaf streak
>>216790402get raked bitch
>>216790402
>>216790371DODGE THE FATHER RAM THE SISTER ROLL TIDE
11 canadian posts in a rowA new world record
It's estimated that at any given point in time, there are around 4,000 people across the world having sex.
startpuffinboy
>>216790390Read this as "bring back Spankbang" and was confused (I visited there earlier today without issue)
We're all going to starve
takin a nuda hit a dat weed vape
>>216790435spankbang sucks now they removed the amateur shit
>>216790447yeah keep bouncing those big tits whore
Midnight the night is young :)
>>216790462Don't talk to her like that.
>>216790462Last thing I said to my ma before she kicked me out
I haven't smoked weed all day. Haven't done that in awhile.
>>216790476im sure that little whore loves being treated like a cum dumpster like all women
starting to feel the beginnings of a head ache.my body is signaling that it's time to rest but I refuse.I am sure this will have no repercussions on my mood tomorrow.
>>216790495She's never had sex
>>216790447It would actually be so awesome to lick her boobs and kiss her boobs and feel them with my hands
Saw smth cute on FB and now I feel sad.
i love big american titties
LEAF STREAKKKK
goodnight
This is what I saw. My first thought was "that cute little thing is going to die someday and her owner is going to be really sad" and now I've teared up.
NOOOOO
>>216790592that's not a dog
13 leaf streakA new world record
>>216790601its a prairie
What if you posed as a doctor to trick a female into giving you her urine sample but you find out after drinking it that she handed you her brother's instead because she didn't want any evidence of her drug usage to be found
>>216790589Good night>>216790592Very cute. When I was a kid I saw a prairie dog get shot and killed and it was traumatizing at the time. I cried so much. I have no stomach for that kind of thing even though I understand why it needs to happen.
>>216790533
It's Canadian hours tonight it seems.
>prairie dogIsn't that when you have a turtle head sticking out of your ass
>>216790692
Might smoke some weed idfk might kms instead
Ugly little world full of ugly little people
Once my mother dies, whenever that is, I'll definitely be killing myself.
>>216790654That's why I have the superior observing women pee fetish so if I were a criminal *ahem* PoC I could just pose as a urine test observer/collector for womens pro sports
I’m going to sleepies now. *casts spell of sweet dreams for all /cum/bums*
Turtle is the one with the shell don't put either in your ass though dumb leaf>>216790713>>216790719>>216790731Don't delay, act now
A long, long, long, long time agoBefore the wind, before the snowLived a man, lived a man I knowLived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho
>>216790744I don't like watching women pee because there's a chance they'll ruin it by farting
>>216790754*drives my car off the road*
A wave of intuition washed over me
Crazy how cooming makes everything feel good again. like a full reset of the body system
Time to get the cum switch installed.
a finna take a cheeky sleep
>>216790429And I will never be one of them
>>216790869It's cheeky because I jerk off onto your butt while you sleep
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1983252406382276613/vid/avc1/576x1024/WJaWLconTxUzfuYj.mp4
>>216790887BOOORING
you're accused of a crime and are standing trial in courtby the judge's request, your social media activity is procured so as to help the court gain a better understanding of your personal characterthey begin alphabetically, starting with 4chanhow do you respond?
>>216790953I wouldn't say a thing. I'd just allow my wonderful character to shine through my posts
>>216790953start screaming and run towards the nearest cop
Awake at 4am award
>>216791281been theredo you have work tomorrow?
>>216791315dumbass nigga its saturday
Remember the Try Guys?
>>216791419retardass nigger people work weekends all the god damn time
So, what are the implications of Trump having sucked Bill's dick?
LOL
diarrhea at 2:30 award
Making hot chocolate.
Me irl
>>216791693Poop.
Hot choccy and cold pizza
I've never, ever felt like the biggest (most popular) band in any given genre, was the best that genre had to offer.
>>216792061Truke
did ICE remove all the mexicans from this thread
you mean the world to me.
today Im going to do some pushups and pullups and buy bitcoins and after that im not going to be an incel anymore :)
>>216792155No. I had nothing to do with that
>>216792224>>216792321Did it work?
>>216792061You posted this in /mu/.
I post in wpop
Didn't smoke weed today award
>>216790035Noel Fielding?
>>216792605At least no one figured out that I crosspost most of my /cum/posts to /lgbt/
Didn't smoke weed ever award
>>216792724Faggot.
>>216792724>>216789323
Doing a loose poo in the terlit
In Finland we pay ten dollars equivalent for Big Mac hamburger and five more for soda and fries
Eating a donutWatched the new Frakenstein movie with the gf tonightIt was pretty good, nothing amazing but a decent movie
breakfast:seven slices of baconsix eggstoast with butter and cherry jamcup of teaglass of milk
>>216792974How much is a donut in America? I reckon they are pretty much free. You can't suffer in America.
>>216793000usually free but I like to give them $10-20 per donut as a donation
>>216792974Guillermo Del Toro is a hack
You have to be kind of mean to women just remember simping is more repulsive to them than rape
>>216793047why
Can't sleep and I have singing and flute classes in 3 hours.
>>216789936Based electricians
>>216793117The skin flute?
>be me>big cock>look at you>point at your pingus and laugh so hard my face turns red and I pass out>hot babe walks in>blows my unconscious body while farting in your face
So is Smiling Friends just the newest show for Rick and Morty fans to obsess over?
>>216793348unfortunately yesim not sure they realize that the creators are both racist, anti-porn and drugs, and very right wing yet but im sure when they find out they will have them canceled like the rick and morty guy
>>216793381What the frick I was just about to post how they have like 10 hours of them saying the gamer word
How about Rape and Morty
Why are homosexuals so gay?
So true
I'm the man, yeah, I said itBitch, I'm the man, don't you forget itThe way you walk, that's meThe way you talk, that's meThe way you got your hair up, did you forget that's me?And the voice in the speaker right now, that's me, that's meAnd the voice in your ear, that's meCan't you see that I made it? Yeah, I made itFirst I made you who you are and then I made itAnd you're wasted with your ladiesYeah, I'm the reason why you always getting fadedTake a shot for me
>>216793834That would have been the worst pussy of all time
>>216793834Kek
>>216793861Orange Man’s thrussy? The Throat GOAT?
>>216789936mods,>>216793426>>216793444these posts are both avatar/signature. these posts have been copy-pasted hundreds of times by him avatar/signature / spam/flooding
That hot chocolate was delicious. I might become addicted to hot dtinks.
Guys, I'm not sure if owning the libs was worth it...
