first!
second!
third
idk how id see mysewa
>>216796927worst>>216796939best>>216796945hairy chest
4chan dot orgcheck it out
he should be allowed to make the bradley threads
>>216796956amazing post
he should be rangebanned
Fried big yolk eggs, smashed spicy avocado, sweet chilli sauce, sourdough toast
women spray when they pee I’ve got loads clips of women urinating and it collects to the sides of their flaps and drips down
starmer-san, baka desu, kuso watashi
>>216796913who the fuck is this guy and why does /brit/ keep posting him
why :'<
>>216796999brambly bushg
>>216796999he hosts a popular quiz show
perfectly spiced arrabbiata well done me
>>216796987huband food to
need cornwall out of business
>>216796999brodie mack, he's a right wing politician and convicted kiddie fiddler
>>216796995>I’ve got loads clips of women urinating
>>216797056>right wing politician and convicted kiddie fiddlername a more iconic duo
>>216797044
>>216797082
4 hours until my next escort meeting
what to post... what to post
hiya x
>>216797082oh yeah that's hotthat's really hotyou've got a great post there, really well done
>>216797113what do you hope she smells like?
>>216797082Coooorrr Need a woman like this in my life
>>216797111whos that
>>216797113l'm literally looking at local escorts now but l'm just gonna shag one not be gay about it like you
>>216797119https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9VKazJ-2I8
>>216797124sweat
did a lovely hot bubbly fart there
>>216797113And do you really want to bust a nut?Make sure you at least get a look at her fanny since you're paying
>>216797149hahaha pim and charlie
>>216797172>And do you really want to bust a nut?I'm hoping she can at least wank me off
>>216797169
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1763089655433028.mp4MrBeast on a mad one
>>216797189this is a good gimmick, we're all enjoying this...on opposite day
be kind to othersand otters
>>216797202
>>216797216
>>216797202wish i could have sex with a womanwonder what it feels like
>>216797242feels like bags of sand
>>216797202cant tell if this is ai or if it's just a guy who looks like himguessing the latter
>>216797202Big batty gyal
>>216797232that otters young
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1763203043591448.webmNeed this
MY ARSE IS BLUE BUT MY COCK IS REDBEEN WANKING LIKE A DOG JUST TO KEEP MY FAMILY FED
rorke signing into his xvideos account and leaving comments under his favourite vids
a german goalieitalian defenders spanish midfielders brazilian attackers
nth for the baddiedem
catbergs laying on the floor and im patting him with my foot haha
the new tyres are ordered https://www.asdatyres.co.uk/kpatos/fm601/255-30-20-92-w-xl-fm601?
>>216797328corr mons pubis sex erotic
>>216797305don't we all
>300 quid for an hourway too expensive unless she's literally the hottest girl in the world
going to go for a walk tomorrowgot my shoes laced upmy down jacket puffing upmy ginger nuts ripe and crunchymy map downloaded to my phone
wish more food was alcoholicit just makes sense
not into the sexual stuff being posted. had a wank earlier today, does nothing for me
>>216797387i had two wanks this morning and i'm prepping up for my third while enjoying my wine
>>216797331post catbergébet he looks gay
best escort i've shagged was a 38 year old milf that only shagged outside term time because she was a college teacher, used to shag like she was possessed fired my muck up her a few times
>>216797404what colour was her arsehole?
>>216797186Have you even been able to get hard yourself if you stroke your Wilkins?
>>216797404>used to shag like she was possessed fired my muck up her a few timeswhat a charmer you are
>>216797387same i imagined i was being seduced by a lesbian vampire (im a man in real life)
something aggressively peng about winewonder what mad lad came up with it
>>216797404wtf she let you shag raw??
gonna have a drunken wander round town
got the bladee on
>>216797447georgians werent it?
>>216797469well i say good for them
>>216797396mad, i only do it a couple of times a week. libido is dead, reckon im heading towards asexual. sex isn't very interesting to me
>>216797404>she was a college teacherphwoarreckon she provided her services to her students?the fact that she's your teacher makes it miles hotter
is dragon age origins good
watching superman red sondon't know that one
>>216797488the communism one?
>>216797502yea
>>216797485i dont like the dragon age series personally. i think it looks really ugly and it's not the kind of gameplay i enjoy. many better rpgs
>>216797454yh if you had a recent clean test to show
>>216797517what sort of gameplay is it? got it in my steam library but never played it
>>216797485just dogshit mass effect init
i'm going green goblin mode
seems the new call of duty has giant plant monsters
>>216797420Yeah
no woman has ever been sexual around me or acknowledged that sex even exists. Women see me as some sort of asexual childish blob and appear to be on the shared understanding that if they even suggest that people have sexual urges while in my presence I will become upset and burst into tears
>>216797547preferred it when the enemies were like nazis or mental arabs or russian separatists
>>216797530i played it when it came out it was a long time ago but i remember it was kinda like diablo but you control a group instead, the movement was really annoying iirc
>>216797552was just saying this down the pub
>>216797404>teacher>bareback Holy grim
>>216797523what was that
>>216797552i've had plenty of girls try to get with me but then they realise im a weird freak and they back out lol
>>216797582wouldn't say no to some roleplay with a teacher sworker where i pretended to be her student
>>216797575Mad how the villains in the CoD Modern Warfare trilogy were NazBols
what are the social ramifications for ou country if putin does release the photo
ive had girls come on to me but i reject them so i feel more powerful. got a dating app just to match and then ghost and reject everyone who messages.
>>216797552ktim ktim KTIMweird sexless thing I am
>>216797533thinking about them again
>>216797603FONT
>>216797657batarians must be protected
>>216797662i wish
>>216797671yea, FROM EXISTENCE
>NHS wants to fly trans Pride flags opposite Parliament
Putin releasing the Engadine Maccas photo but there's too much poo everywhere to be able to tell clearly whether it's Scott Morrison or not
love these things
>have a nice dream>it's a dream where i've got a wife, two kids and a dog
>>216797485gameplay and graphics are wank but the writing is decent
sucking a restorative energy drink
>>216797723what was your dog called
Watching the Osbourne's and realising how fit Kelly is and feeling kind of sad
>>216797699dogs? yeah they're good aren't they
thinking of playing octopath traveler 2
>"Stop them!" I shouted, as I sped through London's Finsbury Park station in my electric wheelchair. I was surrounded by commuters. Nobody intervened.>I'd become the latest victim of the "tongue-out" TikTok prank, where people stick their tongue out at strangers while pulling a face, and film their reaction - but this time twisted to mock me for my disability.
>>216797742>Watching the Osbourne's and realising how fit Kelly isShe was fat you incel mong Stop falling in love with every woman you see
>>216797693why?
>>216797737gaydolf shitler
>>216797736mind they used to sell lucozade in bags? zoomers could never
any short men in?
dyelakdags
It's actually impossible for women to have no friends. If you go on any sort of app for connecting with other people you'll see them saying shit like "I get 99999 messages a day so I can't always respond teehee"The population is split fairly evenly so why is the supply and demand so fucked
>>216797769yea me
any bald men in
weed strain names getting ridiculous, shits literally called Goblin Gas or Crocodile Egg Shaman Gelato
>>216797758No she's chubby my ex had a belly that hung over her fanny, that was fat.
baffling that all my friends are normal people who do normal things and have normal girlfriends yet they still choose to associate with an autist like me
>>216797767I remember these, they weren't very good. They also used to sell Lucozade tablets which were very good.
>>216797737he didnt have a name, but I think he was a stray we picked up. he had 3 legs.
>>216797798thats disgusting, how do you even stay hard seeing that naked
>>216797767why've they done that then
>>216797785how do you live with yourself?
>>216797773whens the last time you said some friendly to a male stranger?
>>216797773are they real friends though?male friends of women don't exist in the true sense of the word because any man who is friends with a woman would fuck her the moment the opportunity arose. Meanwhile other women will say they are friends with women yet if it came to it they'd throw the same 'friends' under a steamroller for a chance to suck off their man.
>>216797804We aren't your friends
>>216797767That was good shit, not recyclable thougheverbeit...They still do Capri sun though don't they
>>216797839
>>216797812how can you have a dog with no name thats just ridiculous
>>216797839right well I wasn't talking about you was I
>>216797552Kahteem
if you think about it, women hooking up with men is just doing sex work for free
If the bbc reaches a settlement with Trump is it ultimately uk citizens who foot the bill?
3 character filename and it's a disgusting flabby bio-fem and not a gorgeous trans angel
>>216797846obviously not how romans lined up for battle
>>216797773>It's actually impossible for women to have no friends. If you go on any sort of app for connecting with other people you'll see them saying shit like "I get 99999 messages a day so I can't always respond teehee"Proper incel rage this GCHQ on their way hopefully, before you go on an inevitable cowardly rampage
>>216797846may we see the battle of Hoktu'ah?
>>216797862>>216797846>>216797871Bizarre posts.
>>216797867no, the queen will pay it off like she did with Andy
>>216797892>the queenBit of bad news for you fella...
>>216797773Because most men are weak desperate cunts.MGTOW may sound pathetic but it is correct in its goal, imo.
>>216797830Whenever one talks to me (I'm shy x)Which happens to be very rarely (I'm repulsive)>>216797881Name one woman without friends
Owl City & Carly Rae Jepsen - Good TimeReleased June 26, 2012
>MGTOW may sound pathetic but
giving it my all
>>216797931diabolical song
>>216797954love itreminds me of better times
>>216797970fucked up lipsobviously fake titsweird bent cocktry again!
>>216797825Well I was a virgin when I met her and am a degenerate coomer so frankly I'd fuck most birds, twice. I closed my eyes some times, if she was on top I could bury my face in her massive tits while she rode me, and she actually looked alright in doggy, her belly and that would hang down so she actually looked kind of slim brom above with a nice fat arse
>>216797603>they realise im a weird freak and they back out lolktim
>>216797988CWLTSHC
>>216797913>Name one woman without friendsruby
>>216797924Love Terry Fuckwitt
>>216797804they sound like good people
>>216797995>obviously fake titsNot that obvious is it
>>216797829just finei'm bald too
>>216797924lol
>>216797998must have fucking reeked
need to fuck a fit trannyif one looked like pinkpantheress I would pipe that anus til my cock falls off
any fear of the unknown man in
>>216798061foul
>>216798061horrible tattoos
>>216798091yea me
I just don't like tattoos
>>216798100>mfw
>>216798121already finished my wankcock twitching regardless
>>216798121MODS
just moved to idaho
um
>>216798061booba
>>216798091dunno
Honestly is ridiculous how difficult life is for heterosexual men who are quiet/shy.Women never go without attention and gay men have constant sex.
lots of trandem about
>>216798124el kotto
>>216798159true but what's the solution
a kiss planted firmly on the snout of my cat
>>216798149lucky man S tier state
>>216798182Armed Revolution
do girls like hip-hop outside of the likes of Drake? Wondering if I should put it in the commute playlist
decided its best for my mental health if i stop playing counter strike, im too competitive for someone this bad at the game and it makes my experience thoroughly miserablebroke my mouse last night in a fit of rage
>>216798200drake has some massive tunes even if he is a nonce
>>216798200Stop basing your life around what women want
>a kiss planted firmly on the snout of my cat
>>216798059She showered everyday thankfully but her pussy was proper musky sometimes, a nice innie thoughbeit.My cock smells sometimes too so it's not a problem. Are you a virgin?
Just had a dump like a pound of mashed up Dundee Cake. One of those shits where you need a nap afterwards
>>216798192used to give the family dogberg kisses on his snout but she didn't really like it
>>216798159options are:>a verifiably insane BPD woman who will seek to control you and make you / your children's lives hell>dying aloneEasy choice for me (dying alone).
>>216798220no ive had sex and loads of it haha.. loads of sex me
>>216798206Some people aren't made for competitive gaming lad. Try single player
>>216798182Other than arranged marriage there isn't really.
>>216798227yeah my cat doesn't like it either but tough luck it's the cost of living with me and me taking care of her every whim
>>216798206See you in the lobby tomorrow
>>216798211this is mostly to stroke my own ego tbqh, I want her to be impressed by my musical taste and tell other people about it
>>216798200rorke playing aesop rock in front of the hoes
>>216797924their hit rate for expectation subversion is actually really good without being demanding or taking itself seriously. im surprised how good these are and how i never see them outside brit
>>216798126cute bass player
>>216798206I never enjoyed that game, 90% of my experience was>spawn>get shot>wait for the round to finish
>>216798273any of her arsehole?
Pocket Monsters GoToThe polls ..AndVoteforWalt Disney !!
>>216798280the fact is pokemon don't have the vote
>>216798280walt disney is dead and your pocket monsters aren't real
>>216798206stopped playing league, dota2 and all mp games in general and it's probably one of the best things i've done
>>216798200yh>>216798260mintooo>>216798278nh
dont blame me i voted for mr bean
rootsbloody roots!!!
>>216798231remember in uni i once did the "teaching a girl how to play pool" move where you get to grind up against their bum. was very cheesy but she enjoyed it.
>>216798260is this a man
>>216798231>your bird embarrassing you at the pool table with everyone checking out her arse>dying alone
Rorke's Bridge.
>>216798319no it's a girl cosplaying mint fantome
skydoesminecraft has passed away
rorke's da in a spot of bother herehttps://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1763218913791887.webm
>>216798206After hitting GM on Overwatch 2 I've found that you basically only get matched with/against streamers, pros and retired prosWhich obviously makes every lobby a nightmare as there's insane pressure to perform wellRaised my blood pressure
>>216798360ugh like the entrance to windhelm seat of the true high king
>>216798361I'd mint choc chip that arse
>>216798360bilbo baggins getting his trousers wet thinking this is his front door
i can't hear anything
Responsibility's cool, but there’s more things in lifeLike getting your dickRode all fucking nightBy the kind of girl that knows how to keep her shit tightLegs in the air, looking like they feel nice
>>216798377need a load of these to lash me up and then take turns pissing and shitting on my face
>>216798377they're all kicking the chair and he even fakest eh slap. what's the fucking point
for me, its watching an hour-long in-depth analysis of a speedrunner cheating at a game I have never played and will never play
>>216798408the grips
i have rawrtismxD
embarrassed myself in front of step dad AGAIN
>>216798416fat
>>216798377gyaldemfreak caught on candid camera
about to eat a pear. hope it's soft enough.
>>216798416RETARD female
Any rabbits in
>>216798430https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1763014909348571.mp4
>>216798416Ayase Moomoo lmfao
24 years old still getting acne fml
might wash my arse
>>216798416spoiler this hoglike creature
rorke utterly flummoxedhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762573280362796.mp4
>>216798416piffffff
>>216798442state of rorke's da'
>>216798441yea melove a bit carotte râpéebit of garlic in it too
>>216798432homosexual
the pair was soft.
dont call me britishthat ain't me no morei'm english
Being forced to listen to fenians screaming in the next field over, Gaelic football must be really exciting.
bit embarrassing how popular marvel was
>>216798477another epic heathernonce post
>>216798477if the paki was born in england, why is he struggling so hard with english and has a rough paki accent?
i did 100 push ups today. are you proud of me /brit/
i'm voting noonei'm conceding my vote
>>216798502Always been saying thisif you ask someone online what they are and they say British and not English there's a good chance they're brown
>>216798442confusing exchange
>>216798511it's class tbqh lad
manna say showmehow you get downnow do the migraine skank !
>>216798538
>>216798515autist at the gym wears a face covering and wipes down equipment before he uses it
>>216798377CORRRRRRRRRRR BADDEIDEM
>>216798516interesting as well that everyone seemingly snapped out of the collective malaise one day. Everyone just woke up and realised "these films are a bit shite y'know?" and tuned out
You guys failled iut hard, is this to faukt the foreigners? their culture made you dumber, I see, a former aristrocratic intelligent race reduced to it.
>>216798442the tragedy of it, is that this mouth breathing idiot earns more than a carpenter
>>216798589>You guys failled iut hard, is this to faukt the foreignersscreamingwhat is blud trying to say
>>216798573this is the sort of physique that births sons that look like brock lesnar
>>216798592not these days he got sacked for doing a racism on twitter
>>216798573can make out his cock hes tucked it
reading /brit/ has given me new respect for people without gfs
>>216798587it's because the main story ended then they just kept making them
>>216798383No reason to play multiplayer shite to that degree unless you're getting paid to do it.
>>216798645Dunno I'm just naturally decent at it but I also have an immense amount of free time
>>216798538broke my knee can relate to this
>>216798611conflicted about this since i'm a racistthough i drank with a lovely senegalese lad last nightconflicted indeed
>>216798609ktim but I have a phone holder shaped like a crab
>>216798651I THOUGHT I HEARD THE OLD MAN SAYLEAVE HER JOHNNY LEAVE HER
>>216798477rorke appealing to authority
>>216798589British people have better teeth than most Europeans you braindead mutt monkey
>>216798666is this the plot to french history x?
>>216798377Ah, so they're finally making the transition to fully fledged prostitutes. Bet you'll be looking forward to get a booking yourself Xdem freak
2-Tick shagging while I hum Sea Shanty 2 to keep the rhythm and she's looking at me weird
>>216798655Tbf Overwatch is probably the easiest multiplayer game to climb in. Any bint can get to GM if they play enough
>>216798668Snibby snabby
>>216798709Yeah it's mostly a game of how much you can play these daysYou see some slags who only play Mercy and have literally no skill somehow peaking at top 500 because they're always on the game
>>216798707these are all completely different women, faceblind lad
>>216798698wouldn't be much of a film he was therei was thereboth drinking beer, got to talking, enjoyed a nice concerttalked some more
so is valorant more popular than cs or what
>>216798738Always been like that. Supports and healers are overtuned in every comp game and easiest to climb with
>>216798524Raised in a paki enclave where he never had to interact with British people
>>216798752her arse doesnt look too pleased
>>216798752peng-a-leng x
>>216798764they don't play the actually useful ones like ana or lucio just the ones that are geared and marketed toward foids
french cronem be like cronème
!!!>>216798790>>216798790
>>216798762not even closealthough our pansy does valorant these days
VERY impressive melty from mousey earlier
>>216798383Was like this for me in Destiny 2Got to top 1000 and would see the community top streamers and content creators in practically every gameDunno why because I never watched them, but I always felt like I needed to prove I was a good player. Ruined the game for me so I quit
>>216798798
>>216798752wish i looked like that
>>216798757Don't care I barely watched it enough to recognise anything other than they were ewhores same as the dem
>>216798687I am not talking about teeth, but the intelectual reduction of the nation.
