british rose edish
>>216801920CWLTSHC
>>216801920that's someone's son
>>216801909i would do this if i were more photogenic and desperate feel like i would only be able to pull southeast asians as an average white guy anyway. not my thing
i can't say I'm shocked that he managed to get banned on amazon but it must take a lot for a billion pound company to specifically ban you
>(I am unbanned from Amazon >and they gave me a free trial too)
>>216801928repeatedly returning stuff / saying there's shit wrong with your order is the usual way
>>216801960If he were mine, he'd also be my wife.
got banned off Amazon when I was 14 years old after scamming thousands of pounds from them
rorke onamadone
>>216801980knowing mousey he probably spammed review sections with bomb threats or emailed amazon them directly lol
Might record myself choke'n'stroking to see if I get arrested
>>216801972sisterberg banned from every online clothing retailer for excessive returns.
>>216801998
>>216802012roaring
feet posters are vilefeet posters are disgustingjust... reprehensible really
ktim
>>216802013>Criminal Offence: The new legislation will make it illegal to create, distribute, or possess pornographic content that shows strangulation during sexual acts. Penalties could include up to five years in jail for possession and up to ten years for distribution.Holy fucking shit. Five years in prison for watching consensual sex between adults!
https://youtu.be/0BToAZhcv60
>>216801665>>216801770You read about those rich Italians that paid to snipe civilians in Bosnia?
>>216802050why do women hate virgins so much
Might go to the mall and have Five Guys
might get a paki to deliver me BK but thats the alcohol talking. what I NEED is a shower
>>216801920>>216801960please stop lusting after British girlyboys
genuinely wonder what it is about imageboards specifically that attracts so many schizossimultaneously terrifies me that people like mousey roam the same country as me
>>216802078indicates the man is low-status and low-value
too tired to move
>>216802093this image is a government plant
>>216802093rorke got owned that day>>216802097alri, but only because you asked nicely
>>216802050>>216802078
aff tae mass
>>216802093rorke is finished
>>216802093leftypops with some decent banter here
>>216801920you still here then I see :(
>>216802058>>216801770>>216802058those are pictures from romania, why is one labelled hungarian anti-communist
rorkes gf
I wish I was a girls slave (wont say fit girl because they probably dont think theyre fit). please make me your slave. *gets on all fours*
what happens when lord mandelson meets sir keir
now that you said that, actually I think that getting a huge box of deliveries from Amazon was the delivery driver thinking im some home-businessman. I should go try to do that again
>>216802011
>>216802162Yes thank you Szymon i can into English, but the era and the sniper just reminded me of the storyhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15283069/Tourists-paid-70-000-shoot-innocent-people-human-safari-hunting-trips-Sarajevo-extra-charged-kill-children.html
going to the poison shop to buy some poison which also has the effect of making anything feel fun for a while
right that's not a very good mukbang then
Right time for a joint and some battlefield
right well that's a phimosislad then x
*surreptitiously hides a post*
>>216802210why isnt he getting hard? is he asleep?
right well thats a right well post saying right well isnt it?
nth for the baddiedem
lord maldingson
>>216802217sorry the one post i didn't quote was the one with the offending image namenot to imply you thought it was yugoslavia related>>216801665
just teleported x
>>216802268I bet his cock is massive
need a group of women to play with and use me for fun things
>>216802268>tattoosruined :/
hi lads
>>216802267Is this that pinkpantheress girl? Does she have any nudes already?
>>216802275ah i see, no worries
>>216802314alri?
>>216802180>>216802293there are no girls in the internetget a clue
>>216802314hi xx
I've had three shits today.Three.
Thank you, Sir Alex Karp, for your integrity, for your forthrightness and humour, for your uncorrupted moral clarity, for your defence of neoliberal values, and of course, for founding and building Palantir.
>>216802356Need to shit but been holding it in for 2 hours
early night for me I reckon. No point being awake
Sir Alexander Caedmon Karp
>>216802356Three turds? I've had five, but it looked like goat shit.
>>216802315yhfingered her in the gender neutral toilets at bath SU after a gig
>>216802176girls aren't racist like thishave you ever heard an 18 year old girl say "gook"
>>216802359The Palantir gimmick is the only funny thing you’ve posted apart from when you got a bit zesty about the cronem
>>216802412fyi: i dont post to be funny
the crohnem flare up
Only ever use amazon to buy books but always refund scam when I doif they try to charge you again just get on the phone and the indian customer service will sort it for you
i feel women are repulsed by a man with intellect
>>216802431LOL
Exploring my perks with Shell GO+
>>216802436>refund scamQRD?
Checking my emails
sir pizza pie
i don't scam because i'm not black
American crosswords are well weird compared to ours Looks more like Scrabble
Eubank or Benn?
watching my gay porn
>>216802523Diego would've solved these in 3 minutes flat even without the clues. R.I.P. Diego.
>>216802404Just then in that profile mate
important question lads. Sprite Zero or Dr Pepper or Pepsi Max? Mind the Pepsi is not in a can while the other two are
>>216802472>buy book>receive bookthen you have two choices>say book wasn't deliveredor>say book arrived damaged>send it back to them>send an empty bag back to them at your nearest amazon drop off point
>>216802523yanks don't know any words longer than 5 letters
>>216802523They're much easier because yanks are dumb
This crazy bitch who donated 20k to Africa so she could stay a day with the Osbourne's is clearly unhinged.... Would still slip her the D though... But would probably a crazy lay for sure
>>216802575water
>>216802404On my first date with exberg we walked past a black family and she turned to me and went "Ewwww"
Any shit raping FUCK man in
>It just dawned on me that this will be my first Christmas without my mum or her cooking :(
phwoaaaaaaaaarrrrr
>>216802591>They're much easieryeah I thought this. gives them several chances at getting it right because the crossing words have to be real words too
I accidentally scammed Amazon onceTold them an item wasn't in the box but actually it had fallen out of a little tear in the bottom of the box and was left in my hallwayThey sent me another item and I got to keep the one I paid for :/
>>216802593is not one of the three options. try again
Cleaning out my arse
I have no life
>>216802472Do this >>216802578 too often and you get banned, and I hear they're much better at catching fraud here, than in the US - knew Americans that'd order entire PCs then fill the box with rocks and return it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=443NT3fDq7U
funny how the activity on some boards has declined so much due to mass suicide
>>216802623hmm oksparkling water
>>216802527head say eubank heart says benn
speed eating farts
>>216802645I only do it every couple of months and never for a single order worth more than 30 odd quid, probably not worth their agg for thatBut yeah if you do it every week or for massive orders they'll cotton on imp sure
>>216802637Then you are immortal. You cannot kill that which has no life.
look so much better in a hat than without one, don't care if that makes me a hatfish
>>216802660/biz/?
>>216802660um nomust have been the april fiasco
FUCK GOT BYED
>>216802654first thing I noticed was his cross
A lot of east Asians talk with an Aussie accent when they speak English
So that Gaza war thing. What’s that all about?
>>216802654tell me how you've done this pleaseI've been after a way to make people look like they ahve downsyndrome for ages
timmy impatiently waiting for ubereats cronem to deliver his sweet sour dog meat noodle meal box
>>216802689/biz/ /his/ /vg/ to name a few
>>216802667same
>>216802715all got sortedwe sent the yardies in
>>216802679knew a yank that was doing the refund scams with amazon when gpu prices were at the start of the boom, cunt was making a killing
>>216802715Raoul Moat has a lot to answer for
>>216802725Are you Timmy in this case?
>>216802715Something about Moe Hammered and getting your penis skinned
>>216802715Jews need to build the Third Temple before the messiah comes to earth and leads them to heaven. Upon the site of the planned temple sits the third most holy mosque in all of Islam. Everything else is just context and history.
>>216802660Think all the normal posters left /v/ after it was clear the jannies were heavily biased to the Nintendo discord trannies and the Chinese/Korean gacha shills. Few years ago it was rare for a thread to be up for more than a day, now you have threads up on there for 3 days
>>216802725
>how do you even manage to be banned on amazon
mad how the US President is suing the BBC and by extension our own government
>>216802791good point well made
>>216802791jews won't let him
>>216802791heard he sucked off bill clinton
>>216802791well if history with pedophiles is anything to go by the BBC will apologize and get him a knighthood
>>216802777just two days, jesus
>>216802777sc
Farting in a niggers face
hard one
trying to watch the frickin ice poseidon stream digging up dinosaur bones but it keeps disconnecting !
>>216802844spoiler it next time, yank
(8) TAKE ME BY THE HAND (8)
>>216802762It always brings me great pleasure seeing Steve Coogan doing Alan Patridge knowing how much he hates it due to him wanting to be taken seriously as an actor.
>>216802777i don't get it
>>216802078Don't get your life advice from fiction.
>>216802844missing an e off the end mate
Watched "The Inbetweeners 2".
>>216802078cuz why didn't you ever have sex, think about it, something must be very wrong with you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11MYPYbsB3I&list=RDXgp7wlBfASA&index=3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11MYPYbsB3I&list=RDXgp7wlBfASA&index=3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11MYPYbsB3I&list=RDXgp7wlBfASA&index=3WEN IT COMES ON AT TEH CLAWBBBB LETS GOOO
reminder to report the BE flags posts
>>216802913shant
Mad that. Someone needs to tell im
Evolution of the human consciousness is still very much underway
>>216802825what a qt
woke up and it was darkmight as well just go back to bed
>>216802841s
>>216802955nonsense heretical shit
what are the bloody odds! proper chuffed with that
>please lads come and post in my thread and i'll be a good boy. scout's honour
>>216802825>>216802970where is their tongue
>>216802841https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tlM1iubOfnA
Worked all day as overtime, had six salesWill work again doing overtime tomorrowBirra Morettis getting extra cold in the fridge
>>216802977Nope, people are more concious than they were a millenia ago even
>>216802078they have no power over us
>>216803024most intelligent atheist
>>216803017>fridgefreezer I meant to say, from the fridge to the freezer
hate how wordle uses slang and terms that are rarely used
mum keeps trying to call mestupid bitch probably wants more money
>>216803017Hope your arse isn't too sore lad x
>>216803043the least intelligent atheist is more intelligent than you, so move on yeah?
>>216803043I'm not atheist though
My worlde openerN A I V EW O R T HThen I go from there
>>216803017Cold beer is nasty
>>216803061>Hope your arse isn't too sore ladI do rent your mother out like a donkey but she's fine probably
>>216803089ahmed
>>216803089ma'uhammed
>>216803093FOY
yh I'm thinking good eating, frenzybrosthe queen's sorrow indeed
>>216803116grow up you pathetic specimen
Christians believe a Hebrew hippie, child of a single mother, had better knowledge of God than the wisest old goði and druids did.
>>216802998right there
Walk into my local Tesco and hear fucking English accents…
what the helly
>>216803153what would you rather hearchittering umbongo scripture
>>216803140mwad that islam, hinduism and buddhism try to claim Christ as one of their own
>>216803153Need it reported and filled with migrants
>>216803112I was going to say mule but that was too yankish so I said donkey, so i don't have a clue what the fuck your problem is
im afraid of drinking thismy parents will crybut why didn't they think before bringing me into this world? especially into this country?suicide is the most heroic, brave, dramatic death i can have. maybe it's the only way to save my pathetic life. but fuck, thinking about my family always makes me sad and resistant
me to my withered houseplants:>>216803139
Did your gov't not ding dong bannu the lot of you?
>>216801920taftaj was so beautifulill never understand..
>>216803302We have to submit our IDs to post
>>216803184what the hellion
>>216802996
>>216803239
kicked a christian down the stairs for a laugh
>>216803340do you CONDEMN hamas?
jesus was half jewish
cami princess wande status?
>>216803340
>>216803139what else are we supposed to do during the international break?
>>216803355/brit/ is pro Israel
>>216803386no it isn't
>>216803193>>216803228I’d rather neither. This isn’t England
gone and turned myself diabetic
>>216803386t. /brit/pol infiltrator, you don't speak for /brit/
Leftypol playing twister with his dad
>>216803386ye i've noticed that lately, wonder why this general's stance is so overwhelmingly pro israel
>>216803450it really isn't
>>216803450Israel is a great ally to the UK
>>216803425being anti israel is a rorke positionrorke is antisemitic
>>216803116Elden ring is 20 years old and I platinumed it and put it down before the dlc even got released, and I'm tired of pretending I care about the lore anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNRS68CB0Ug
>>216803450we just hate muslims
what the hellypops
>>216803482no it isn'tyou aren't jewish are you?
>>216803479145% of the bottle was sugar
anime
Get a drink, take a seat and wait for your Hinge date to show up.
>>2168035191/3rd of Palestinians are Christian
what’re you lot up to then? drinking alone as per the usual?
>>216803501more leftists are anti-israel than rorke
>>216803571haha yes!
Leftypol is anti IsraelModerate right is pro Israel (most of /brit/) The far right is anti Israel
>>216803600ok
>>216803548luv em x
>>216803573>the leftokay schlomo i see are creating arbitrary divisions among people like "left" and "right" so you can play them against each otherthe fact of the matter is that everyone from trannies to conservatives to liberals to white supremacist nazis hate jews and israel nowdeal with it
> you want a pizza at 3 in the morning, it will be dispatched to you by an Albanian on a small motorbike. Imagine if Bowden had lived to see Deliveroo
me? don’t care about israel either way
Yooo wagwanCan I get a crep check??
>>216803682our governments are controlled by jews/Israelis though
>>216802818>pedophiles>apologizeFOY VPN off
>>216803717don’t care
Why do Americans say Israel is their greatest ally I thought we were :(
>>216803668would rather live among albanians then 5 feet aztec midgets, indians, and feral niggers like i do now
ok i installed the dating apps again. just going to set it and forget it instead of deleting all the time
>>216803571Told myself yesterday I wouldn't spend all day in bed drinking beer today....I have done exactly that unfortunately. Maybe I'll get up and do one job at least... Maybe
ashamed to admit it but have been enjoying reddit a lot more than 4chan nowadays
>>216803600>Moderate right is pro Israel (most of /brit/)fuck off>>216803645I'm not trying to divide. the head of the far right in britain(tommy robinson) loves israel more than the UK. being anti-israel isn't inherently rorke
>>216803735Is that you
>>216803700>>216803700leather slippers int 2025
>>216803767i think im getting on them next springi'll settle for a fat girlgot to get on with my life now
remember when upper-class brits thought they were a lost tribe of israelites
>>216803767yeah I delete it when I don't get 10 matches in an hour
>>216803782tommy Robinson is a mossad agent
>>216803780reddit is very enjoyable x
>>216803791maybe
what's it called when you're a misnathrope but you don't really hate people you just don't ever want to talk to or be near them
>>216803735
feeling more suicidal than usual
And Canslad? Why, he's playing Old School Runescape like a fucking retarded cunt since it's fun apparently, ladsAnd for you, lads? What is on the planlist for tonight?
just watched 3 episodes of frasier at /brit/'s recommendation and i would make the following pointsa) the show isn't funnyb) frasier's apartment is kinoc) i feel bad for him d) his dad is a cunt
>>216803881which ones did you watch
>>216803843
>>216803881you have to watch cheers first
>>216803834I'm not disputing that, the right is full of shabbos goys
>>216803881Quite stylish
>>216803767Will be doing this in the new year, how do you set up your profiles? Like I get you pic some good photos of yourself but what do you write? Are there like preset options for interests or tags?
>>216803862why's that
nigga from frasier sound like slideshow bob
>>216803837You look like a chad
I remember a few kids at school saying they like Frasier which I found funny cos they seemed like the last sort of kids to enjoy a show about snobby Americans
>>216803940ugly, mildly disabled, no friends, no bf (not even close), hate my job the list goes on!
The leader of the biggest rape gang in the world was Jeffrey Epstein
>>216803943been told i’m handsome before
>>216803837Shnorse
>>216803996Do you get pussy
>>216803969Frasier is much more like a British sitcom
Saturday Night /brit/!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DNQRtmIMxkLet's fucking party!
just back from seeing the escort i lovebombed her then cried at her feet was only 300 quid
tamsin greig sex dreidel
>>216803870Drunk man outside going uugh uugh uuugh
unc's shit himself again
Right well that's half of my allotted weekly rest days wasted
>>216803897s1 e1-3
>>216804081Lad, stay inside. And get cans delivvered
>>216804012in a committed relationship so yes
>>216804127what with the horse
bird just sent me a follow request after i jokingly implied i have a massive willyonly a measly 6 incher in reality
>>216804083RGHHHHH YA BILSH
>>216804147that's what he seems to be implyinggrim
leftypol bros?
>>216803837
>>216804058Did you at least see her fannard? I suggest you just start jacking off again instead of calling any more prozzies, escortmong
>>216804172why's she puffing her face like that
>>216804127Is she fit?
>>216804107yeah it gets better once it gets into a grooveseasons 2 through 7 are the best
>>216804152what does this mean?
>>216804127why's she puffing her face like that
>>216804169um this doesn't happen erm... fuck off rorke!
>>216803899why's she puffing her face like that
>>216804195it's kawai sugoi~
>>216804213https://youtu.be/Y21bqx3uRy8?si=NkxLeTwWHFYJDJQQ
>>216804147no, that’d be weird haha >>216804206i’d like to think so
>>216804169found the post
>>216804121Haha yeah I've got 6 cans and 8 bottles here. Won't really be going out. Although I might go out to shop to check if the chicken shop is open
>>216804169this is an example of British values Rorke, we are trying to turn the country into another Somalia here so please pipe down
>>216804282>>216804282>>216804282
>>216804269reddit is so dystopian it's unreal
>>216804269kekcan only laugh, really
>British Airways (BA) has paused its sponsorship of The Louis Theroux Podcast following an interview with Bob Vylan's frontman.
