Rationing, wouldn't have needed to cuckstamp our food if we just let Germany have Europe, edition
off to bed
it's approaching
need to wank soon
it looms for that lot they know who they are
invented a new rap verse, what do you thinkgot your sister playing with my polly pocket rockethigh grade firepowerjust gotta cock itgot that bitch stretched like armstrongonce i put it in she'll moan like a mong
wish i kept studying german when i finished school
>>216825750vocaroo it i need to hear how it flows
>>216825750unbearably embarassing
>>216825765male?
>>216823991you are dysgenic though
>>216825765that is somebody's son
>>216825765tell you what he's done an impressive job tucking his willy away there, fair play
right get back into the old and bump it to 310
not everyone has a penis
some of you don't even wash your balls
wish every woman had a penis
>>216825806this post made me fantasize about saving a stinky shut-in /brit/ femcel as she cling onto me and I become the only man in her lifegive me a sign if you're there
they (white people itt) hate straight white men as well as straight white men having sex with white women
>>216825814scrotal emanations signal high virility
feel like SHIT
>This family of seven gets £1,900 a month in welfare - and could get £10,000 a year more if the two-child cap is lifted...pay up piggies
ello chaps
>>216823991>if we just let Germany have EuropeDo /brit/s wish that Germany had won WW2?
>>216825675for some of us it's the only joy we have in life. better to have the good and the bad than just the slightly better bad
is the fucking idiot who was calling darts easy in the last thread still here?
What does saar and o algo mean? Is saar an actual Indian word or a mispronunciation of ‘sir’?
>>216825859what about your wife
>>216825878yeah
>>216825881*raises paw*
>>216823991Why didnt they just fish/surrender?
>>216825891what about her
aff tae bed
>>216825849wish this neek would just shut the fuck up why is he seething about car boot sales the fucking useless prat probably wants yet another fucking LOICENSE to sell your crap
the old from like 2am is still up
>>216825882>a mispronunciation of ‘sir’this. o algo means 'or something'
>>216825914is she fit
Yes, and o algo is the Spanish version of saying “or whatever” at the end of every sentence or whatever
>>216825877Greetings catyank
Well, Rorke?
>>216825932>>216825949Thanks I’m retarded and spent the last few months trying to decipher whether both terms actually meant something
Sucking a Bubba
>>216825942nay
>>216825957alright then point well taken she can stay but the rest have to godeal?
>>216825873so long as they are white then this is fine. also are you complaining about the white birth rate going up AND about benefits after all the arguments for immigration you have made? about the birthrates, workforce, and that benefits for immigrants are needed much?
>>216825926?
>>216825980big beautiful bill
>>216825981:/
>>216825980
>>216825982lad's got a nice round arse
>>216825981bit of a porker is she
>>216825982nora fawns apartment
dont tell the yanks but i actually think wynonas big brown beaver is brilliant
>>216826013>>216826025wow so funny!1!!! dae vance trump chicken jockey haha
>>216826036she's a fun plaphog at her best
>your thing you said as an image, with your prompt in a speech bubble
Sir White Pussy
>>216826076lad's got nice smooth thighs
>>216825980I'm heading outside for a fag. Care to join me?-->I'm off to suck on Bubba. You in, Miss Lewinsky?
in bed with the missus watching some horse jump competition
>>216826093cheers
>>216826068Triggered?
>>216826103do they have...
>>216826103thought you were the lad who got dumped or do we have another swede
>>216826122too thin
>>216826060i like primus they slap as the mandem say
start tearing up when i see something childish or something that reminds me of being a kid and dont know why
>>216826168same, reminds me of when i was a baby and i would cry all the time.
got that same old niggardly feeling
>>216826122wish i looked like that
why didn't clinton reveal that trump had sucked his cock before now?all this trans and immigrant genocide and handmaids tale forced breeding camps could've been avoidedand yet i'm not seeing any anger from the democrats that he kept this bombshell revelation a secret (and still won't confirm it)
>>216826072Is she actually Polish
>>216826168because you need to go get someone pregnant. you are of that age
>>216826168this is me when someone plays music and I start dancing for no reason
I walked out of my church this morning, causing a big stir. It was during notices, which is before the final blessing and dismissal, so during the service. The had a member of the interfaith group stand up to thank Father Philip, Turkish refugee, doctor, no problem with that. Then he said he'd like to read some passages from the Quaran... too too much. I walked out. During our Mass. My Mass. My time each week to commune with God. In my way with other people who believe what I do.Others agreed, and 2 others followed. And the interfaith Christian ladies came outside to talk to me and said that they agreed too it was too far. I was shaking and emotional. Still am. I've been invited to the next interfaith meeting to put my feelings to this guy. I'll go.I've given the ladies my number.I'm still shaking, I'm proud of myself, though. I feel like William Tyndale who stood up in church before the Reformation and read the bible in English, 'In the beginning was the word and the word was with God' he was burned for heresy but changed everything. Just having tea on England's Lane.Still shaking.
>>216826202i'd fatten you up and make you my boytoy
>>216826218i can tell you're circumcised from this post alone
>>216826168can't listen to certain songs on my playlist anymore
>>216826211Polish plaphogs are among the best
should go for a shower
trying to move my inner earwax to the outer ear
>>216826211aye
>>216826218I saw this on Twitter too
>>216826248nowt wrong with a good cry
>>216826128dunnowe’ve been together for about 3.5 years now, been posting a lot of horse related stuff recently have noticed there’s another swede posting in all lowercase
Really makes you think
>>216826280trying to move my earwax to your ears
Halo CE plasma rifle was supreme!
>>216826304>COOKIEFOY
>>216826304i don't eat cookies
>>216826314eww dont do that
look, 'does russia have the photo of trump blowing bubba' could mean anything and is probably a leftist tranny hoax anyway
this is a 10/10 in america
>>216826304I hate both the billionaire and the black cunt
mad how much better you look when you lose weightmight just stop eating for a while
>>216826346CUTE umbunny in the last panel
>>216826346To be fair after the age of about 22-23, most women look like this without makeup
>>216826304guy on the right will say "don't care, get the browns out"
>>216826342mad that it was in the epstein files that the democrats had in their possession and instead of releasing it or even just leaking it they tried to lock him up for some designer felonies they invented though
this is a 2/10 in korea
Rupert Murdoch emerging out from a wall of biscuits
>>216826353um you have to pick a side
Rachel Thieves
>>216826339I think it's working... It involves humming 13c below a low Bb and focusing on quantum tunnelling. My wax to your wax. My ears to your ears.
Oh my days I'm a bloody mentalist!!!
>>216826397l think its perfectly reasonable to assume Trump, Biden and many other powerful people are involved. Only Trump ran on releasing the Epstien files though mad that
>>216826417pub makes 13p profit on a £5 pint?no wonder they're all closing down
realised recently it doesn’t matter which denomination of christianity you choose, all that matters is your personal relationship with the big man
>>216826416The billionaire is the one importing the blacks. Cookies aren’t even their native food, they eat fufu and asaro and shit
>>216826449you'd be surprised how low the margins are in hospitalitysome places only make 1p of profit for every £1 they make.
>>216826456no one has cookies as a native food
>>216826447>Trump ran on releasing the Epstien filesdid he though?i thought he ran on stopping the flood of illegal immigrants and deporting the ones the democrats let in
Are you guys permabanned forever yet? Or is it happening next week?
>>216826467what about christmas elves?
hi everyone poo wee haha!!! poo poo weeeeeee poo!!!!! balls!!!!
walked past the big Heineken brewery and it fucking stinks. Smelled like how i imagine a tavern in the middle ages would have smelled
deeply unfunny thread, grow up
>>216826472do you think he ran on only one thing?
>>216826482oh ffs grow up
>>216826473why are jfs coming in here every day now asking this question?it's not happening, get over it!
I can’t see her surviving into January The December headlines will be all Rachel the Grinch, Christmas is ruined, some people will commit suicide, it’s going to be awful
>>216826473yeah we're permabannedthese british flags? you're imagining them
>>216826472political campaigns tend to run on multiple policies
>>216826487bumhole gay porn poo
Thank you Mr PaulH Films for another fantastic Sunday shave!Looking forward to your next shave on Wednesday!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOFWCGRO474
sucking off ex presidents isnt a crimei should be allowed to suck off the ex presidents, without being banned
A friend in needis a friend indeedbut a friend with catnip is bettaso if you want to get highyou bring your own supplyor they will know you as the joka smoka
>>216825878no thats just one very autistic loser
Thinking of getting one of those Meta Quest headsets, any of you lads got one?
>>216826486went through tadcaster and it reeked like farts
The vibe I'm bring all Winter long.
>>216826494>I can’t see her surviving into JanuaryChess games don't tend to take that long
>>216826516gay porn catberg
I am entering my Balding Twink era
>>216826304so now the billionaire will still be a billionaire but the negro has my cookie now epic win
>>216826494
can't imagine why someone would pretend to be me on /brit/ out of nowheredon't imagine i pissed off any of the local schizos into that and it's just a very meaningless thing to do
eating prosciutto i got from tesco its pretty grim why dont the wops cook their pork how is it even safe to eat its like raw bacon
>>216826507If I were to suck off an ex president, I’d be the best at it. They’d remember my dick sucking skills for the rest of their life. They’d be on the driving range, waiting for their turn and they’d think back to me and how good I was. The best of all time
>>216826452Realised the same. Hence my joining of the LDS Church.
>>216826496Now that they're all gone, I just want to say that blackadder was the last good tv show they put out.
>>216826514yeah i got a meta quest 3s 256gb off ebay today for £200well worth the moneyalready had a quest 2 (£100 off ebay) and that was a bargain too
>>216825748I'm in work right now
>>216826551i knew the brit expat in poland wouldnt make such crude posts about his wife and fucking femboys
>>216826535laughs in 1984–1985 world championship
>>216826304why doesn't the younger stronger aryan man just chimp out and take all the cookies for himself?
KOTOR 2 was inspired by Planescape Torment.
what's that? you like the harry potter films? as in, you enjoy watching underaged children? fucking nonce.
>>216826546Would love to place my erect willy on her face when she looks like that
watching jamie oliver cook some lovely christmas food can genuinely watch this muck all day
reckon it's Popeyes for dinner
>>216825782Maybe if my ancestors didn't ration i wouldn't be
Mental eighteen year old women are girls now they don't make brains like they used to
>>216826590that was like 50 games tbf
for anyone who isnt in the know yet: /brit/ was hijacked by a group of autistic freaks and paedophiles a few years ago who are posting on a website proxy to 4chan that allows them to circumvent bans and post under any flag they want. Thats why you see the same sperg spamming the same shit under canada, australia, US and Germany and Poland. Its all the same 4 or 5 people who are completely brainrotted and deeply depressed and isolated.
>>216826304That cookie wants your foreigner
>>216826588yeah not into that, just bizarre especially using scottish wordsi'm not a big enough poster to care about just let me spout my own stupid nonsense please
>>216826551whatever who cares your username says anonymous
sucking a penis big league i tell ya they told me donnie, they called me donnie, they said donnie youve got the biggest beautifulest dick sucking lips we've ever seen we bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose believe me
>>216826574Is the 3s better than the two, and is it a worthwhile upgrade? I barely use the 2 as it is
>>216826486yeah... lager yeast shits out a decent amount of hydrogen sulfide.
>>216826574Nice yeah that’s what I’ve been looking at. What sort of stuff do you do with it? Is it decent for watching films on?
>>216826625true sorry
>>216826627what a load of rubbish. what's that website then?
KOTOR 2 is cool because you get new lightsaber colors that aren't in the movies such as orange, yellow, cyan, viridian, and silver.Also you can get the coveted krayt dragon pearl.
>>216826646how long has he been pretending to be you i might have to remove some things from your file
>>216826691kissing with women
>>216826680not him but if you post the address you get automatically banned for 3 daysits original function was for spamming 'p
https://joinindianarmy.nic.in/
>>216826691I like her hair x
watching my gay porn
Spanish women be like 'Papi, why July to me?' first of all bitch we in November
>>216826698noticed it the last couple of hours thank you kind sir
shaved my pubes for the first time in monthsfeeling frisky x
>>216826680i posted the address once and copped a month ban so shan't be telling you
ONE DAY I AM GOING TO GROW WINGSA CHEMICAL REACTIONHYSTERICAL AND USELESSHYSTERICAL AND
broke the air fryer, only just got it. was posting about it earlier. dropped the tray out of it from a height and the plastic smashed apart. fuck my retarded little life
>>216826546
Krayt dragons ruled the whole southern hemisphere of Tatooine. All of the human settlements such as Anchorhead and Mos Eisley were in the northern hemisphere.
>>216826713shut up. also fuck you.
is it too late for coffee? I think I'll have a coffee
>>216826728I aint clicking that shit nigga
>>216826737scr
There are roughly 650 million white women on the planet. About 30% are in the 20-40 age range, which is about 200 million. And every day I watch enough videos to see 2,000 more of them get blacked. So in a year, I see about 0.4% of the WORLD's breedable white women get BLACKED.It doesn't end there. NOW remember that the majority of these women aren't stupid enough to let a recording of the act get uploaded in public spaces online... So we can safely say that the true number getting blacked is 100 times bigger. That's 40%! And that's assuming I managed to watch every single new video produced within the year, which I probably didn't. So let's round up to 50%.It's obviously the more attractive ones getting blacked as well. Obviously we have to estimate again here but we can probably bump our number up to 60% if we're only including attractive women (> 6/10) on top of our usual constraints.And that's just in ONE YEAR. If that 60% is randomly re-selected every year, then over a 20 year span it's virtually guaranteed they ALL get blacked at some point.This is an unmitigated disaster. I await your cope in the replies.
>>216826746*sucks you off tenderly*
>>216826751
>>216825878No it's just autistic freaks who for some reason reckon they'd fare better under an exterminationist nationalist socialist government than a modern liberal democracy
jamie's doing some very nice parsnips
watching taskmaster. the last series has been pretty good if you just skip every millisecond where Maisie Adams is talking
wonder if I should start wearing cologne
watched the 1984 movie and there were no bames, a truly frightening dystopian vision
>>216826769no i'm about to have one myself
>android
Roman Papists are reddit.
germans be like wonder if i should start wearing köln
sucking off the next lad to get dubs
>>216826818what was the best series of taskmasterhave there ever been any qts on it
>>216826605>>216826810link me
>>216826818literally cannot watch anything made by the BBC even if the concept is good, the guests are all manner of dysgenic freaks, wogs and "celebrities" nobody has ever heard of
>>216826657if you don't use the 2 then you probably won't use the 3S, it's not a massive upgrade considering it's twice the pricebetter lenses, a lot sharperthe full colour passthrough mode isn't as clear as i hoped but it's a lot betterif you use the internet browser to go on a porn site called astala adn search for vr, you might find yourself using it a bit more thoughand if the discomfort is putting you off, consider getting a proper head strap from a 3rd party company, it's much better>>216826662it's an absolute gamechanger for pornvr porn is mentalhaven't played that many games but the ones i have played are a lot of funi still play pc games 90% of the time thoughthe metaverse multiplayer/social stuff i've seen is 50% little kids which is annoyingnever watched a movie through it as i have a projector for that, but it's not really comfortable enough for something like that imoi do use it on my exercise bike with a pedal crank sensor so i can feel like i'm cycling through google streetviewalso, as above re: the head strap
>>216826855it's on the food network on the telly lad
Jay Dyer pwned the Roman Papists for selling out to the Judaizers and he said that they are as bad as the evangelical megachurches.
>>216826810this better not be jamie oliver
>>216826850would munch her naga if you understand my meaning
>>216826546>>216826754what's she crying for?
>>216826874ok I'll tune in
>>216826889that cat is a trans snake or something kek
>>216826869is it good for anything other than porn?
>>216826876he's a bellend but i find watching him cook when he's at his house to be very relaxing
>>216826850alice levine was probably the cutest but i forget which season
>>216826896sir handsy touch groped her
Catyank absolutely would suck off Jay Dyer if he told him to
>>216826889good patterns on im
imagine choosing to watch jamie oliveoil over are Nigella
>>216826914I could beat her in a fight.
>>216826798i'm not gay haha flattered though
>>216826487good post
>>216826821>wonder if I should start wearing cologne
thanksgiving soon lads. thinking about that turkey*licks lips*
>>216826889snek
>>216826850ania magliano is pretty cute
>>216826914thank you lad, google says season 6
>>216826912I once met him on a train. If I saw him again after that incident, relaxing is the opposite of how he would be
Might plap my Jay Dyer sex arse later.
>>216826920quiet papist
>>216826914god I wish she'd spit in my mouthhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EziIs6BFtmc
>>216826970what the fuck!!
*does a cheeky dance*
jamie's making a nice pie now
>>216826862It's a Channel 4 production. You are right though, every series has 1-2 people who are actually entertaining, 1-2 people who are literal whos, and 1-2 people who make you want to flip over to something else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDVAQE7nplUtune tune tune tune choon choon choon choon CHYOON
>>216826983She would be no match for me in a fight.
>>216826955didn't you fags invent the stuff
>>216826869I only ever use the 2 for porn but I find having to download huge files to a usb drive and then stream to the headset to be a bit of a faff. I just checked out that site and you don’t need a vpn to access it. Which browser would you recommend?
>>216827004yea, to make you gay haha
>>216826862same. taskmaster to me feels "good" in a way that's hard to describe. like it's dictionary definition "good". well made, high quality, intelligent.yet i find it unwatchable, still.
>>216826963not bad but a touch on the fat side
Spaino should be back soon. Mid-December I reckon. Can't wait for him to tell us what he's been up to this year. Corrr.
I could beat every woman in a fight. They don't have any use for me anyway, my sex arse takes care of that.
>>216826938Bourdain was a bit reddit but he was good mates with are Nigella and I couldn’t agree with him more
>>216827019mission accomplished
>>216827027is god alright with that
why did that bitch eat from the tree when she was told not to what on earth was she thinking being told by GOD not to do it but was convinced otherwise by a gay snake take the piss pure woman moment from day one
>>216826970>>216826975>>216827001>>216827027why are you so weird?
>>216827027silence impostor
>>216826970catyank mate...
>>216826909had a little vr tour of the space station the other day, that was coolthere's a load of cool vids on youtube like rollercoasters and drone flights and stuffthe 360 streetview thing you can do without an exercise bike, so if you're into your google streetview you might like thatthere's vr chat, which i haven't been on but it's apparently an adult world where everyone's having cyber sex with loads of furriesif you've got a mate who's on it there are probably loads of good 2 player games but i haven't tried that yetgonna give my mate my old meta quest 2 and see if he'll join in>>216827016i just use the original default browser that comes with itcould never be arsed to download any media, i just run it straight off the wifi
>>216827043bully a jamie oliverbully two
honestly think catyank is the least sapient poster here
>>216826938i like watching nigella too but jamie is on the telly at the moment. his pie is coming along nicely. i would like to eat it.
>>216827043kek, didn't think Bordain could get more based
>>216826978wew
>>216827074That anon is an impostor.
>>216827087iunno mate am a literal slime mould me
>>216827114finger your bumhole NOW
good actor this nigga
>>216825878No just neo nazi fucktard zoomers
>>216827114i thought better of you than that matejay dyer would be disappointed
Just finished the Osbourne's the basement tapes and it good, got me a bit emotional at times NGL. Would like to see the second season when it's released, would recommend
>>216827043>He's a really rich guy who pretends he scoots around on a VespaThis is exactly Bourdain's gimmick too. He's just jealous Jamie Oliver did it when he was young and attractive. Anthony didn't start getting attention until he was old and ugly. He was never able to fully capitalise on his fame to fuel his hedonic lifestyle. This ultimately lead to his downfall.
>>216827131you seen in bruges?brilliant film imo
Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a Negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride
>>216827131what movies is he in?
albania boutta tek it x
>>216827163can't do any of this since I have social anxiety
google your unfaithful wife. google her 300 times. kill yourself to spite her
>>216827163im skint mate
>>216827163negronis are vile
>>216827162There was a period of fucked up movies where Wraith Fines and Colon Farewell could do no wrong.
i hope one of the good brit posters applied to be a janny and will rid this great general from the sub human filth. Send 'em to the gulag as it were
Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a Negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride. Kill yourself.
>>216827217the dilemma is none of the good posters would dream of bothering
>>216827217You'd be gone lickety split
Require a peng gf
really want a pie
tickety boo
>>216827218pscr
apologies for party rocking. my mistake x
>>216827201I disagreeIf you don't like the gin, maybe a boulevardier or manhattan's more your speed. If you don't like the red bitters... maybe a cosmo?
ofcom itching
>>216827237the janny dilemma is undefeated >>216827248whatever gets the job done mate, genuinely feel that this is one of if not the last slice of the good natured funny 4chan which i used to love
limmy starting to stress me out with his angry rantingdoesn't feel ironic or humourous, just "badness and sadness" as he'd say
>>216827273dont really like gin or cocktails in general to be honest
anyone remember "winter warmer" flavoured tic tacs? they were fucking vile
Business idea: when 4chan gets banned we post on battlefield using the repair tool
>>216826551>>216826646>>216826743>>216826743I'm not pretending to be you, you wuss. I just happen to have the same flag as you. am I not allowed to post here? I never made any claims in in any of my posts "I am so and so"deranged attention starved lunatic
>>216827217people who deserve power never actually try to get itauthority is like flies to shit
>>216826807We would still be a democracy and still have an empire if we didn't waste it all to save Poland (which we didn't even do either, we sold them out to the Russians)
>>216827299what's he ranting about?
>>216827326bore on commiemong
>>216827344his ex-wife
>>216827322even hitler?
>>216827182the grand budapest hotelSchindler's list
considering firing up the barbeque and making a burger
WW2 was actually mad
>>216827367exception to the rule :-)
>>216827326Ah yes lets just plunge Britain in an eternal colonial war against a bunch of relentless third worlders who are 15,000x your population in their own homelands.suspect you'd feel differently when every other brit was being conscripted to fight forever wars well into the 80's
>>216827326>We would still be a democracy and still have an empire if we didn't waste it all to save PolandHow so?
>>216827367didnt exactly go well for anyone did itexcept arms manufacturers
>>216827344not sure it's all in scotch lolbut seriously, it's mostly shit he's seen in chat setting him off, "fascist playground" twitter hypocrites, all sorts
>>216827393it was a joke m8
>>216827305then have a tea and stop glaring at your neighbours
>>216827383can't believe we lost...
he's making a nice christmas strudel now
Hair is quite weird isn't it
>>216827443>>216827443>>216827443New
>>216827374budapest thats what i know him from ty
Just finished work
