Prev >>216818564Satisfaction edition
got taco bellsmoking goyleaf before I consume my goyslop
second post mods,>>216828651>>216828686>>216828756this faggot is at it again
>>216828782thread themehttps://youtu.be/a0fkNdPiIL4
>>216828805Yeah you should really get at least trips before you start going crazy about repeating digits
>>216828805>on /a/Well yes of course they would say that. If any of those people aren't literally japanese then they would give up anything to be so
Think I saved my favorite foot pic of the year yesterday
my name is fucking gilbert ffs
And for the record, I'm firmly in the sub camp for live action stuff. With real actors it makes a big difference. For cartoons it does not. Watch something like Brotherhood of the Wolf with english dubs and you'll know what I mean
>>216828955What’s eating Gilbert Grape?
>>216828955Based, do people call you Bert or Gill
we are ceo and director of all. you are bitch
This new captcha is so sick and fun! I like solving them just for fun, I love it! It is like an EPIC puzzle for smart people!Every time I see the captcha I am like "Yes, I love doing this, I love the point I am at in life where I get to spend 30 second solving and EPIC puzzle so I can say something BASED online!"
>>216829082Where's the fucking trigger warning you bitch. I looked directly at that hideous visage
My Chinese neighbors eat their dinner with chopsticks. I wonder what they are doing in Bulgaria
>>216829082FBI: Faggot Bhenchod Indians
>>216829184I know the chinamen like to send out their guys on long term work visas to oversee construction of production facilities, or aquiring old ones for relocation to hapsembongtoolongdong
>>216829184How about you mind your own fucking business?
>>216829218Is that the sequel to Crazy Rich Asians?
>>216829224Or they might be working in Chinese restaurant. >>216829251Why? I'm just curious. They seem chill, much better than the crazy couple which lived in that apartment before them. They would scream and fight all the time, the chick was hot tho.
>>216829311avatar/signature
>the Voyager 1 probe will reach one light day's distance from earth next yearWhy could I not be born post ftl
>>216829184Please, forward this tutorial to them
>>216829405There's a Bulgarian song on that disc.
>>216829251>>216829410
>>216829352Could be, could be.
>>216829405Any aliens advanced enough to intercept that would think we're retarded and narcissistic for sending out that useless piece of crap
it's weird that females pretend to not know about female paedophiles when every female is a paedophile
>>216829424That's cool. The idea of the golden plates fascinated me as a kid, I thought putting as much informtation about humanity as possible on an indellible record was a really cool idea and fundamentally challenging creative endeavor
>>216829410I don't get it.
>>216829463That's projection broseph
more indians are coming to a neighbourhood near you!
English dubs are bad because English VAs are all millennials.Goodnight.
wussup my ninjas
>>216829532>Goodnight.its 11am
>>216829510It doesn't even have anime on it
>>216829524Target rich environments are where heros are born
The Raped
>>216829446Yep, one guy is really addicted to his phone, I'm not sure if they even have a laptop or a TV. They didn't even once put on their AC in the summer ant it was 109F for weeks. >>216829487It's a really interesting idea. If someone finds it it's gonna be billions of years from now. This is the song btw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VUY6n4W1VA
>>216829566You're right. We need to restart the voyager program to append this oversight.
>>216829564I'm going to sleep so it's good night
>>216829524We all know that one dude who leaves the flies in the dough
>>216829599you need to get your life in order
>>216829535ayo what it do homie
i just came it felt good
>>216829590Likely billions if it's ever found, the odds of which are astronomically low. But a cool idea nonetheless. Perhaps some time in the far fling future, ftl travel will be acheivable
>>216829637bet it taste good too
>>216829656sweet
Recently learned I'm chopped and unc
>>216829618>you need to get your life in or-
im racist towards anyone that isnt fluent in english. so annoying and ugly
>>216829702he stepped up and is being a real man
>>216829653It would suck if it just went on some empty corner that nobody goes to. >>216829688you're chopped cheese?
>>216829705>Meet up with coworkers for some beers>Eventually we take turns making fun of the ESL accents in our office
>>216829702id only do this if her husband died in an accident or war. no way im taking fucking pig whore that got with an obviously retarded man that left.
next shirts im buying will be a medium smalls are kind of uncomfortable
>>216829705i despise those people too. especially if they're young people. everybody should speak english well
all this unc/zoomer/boomer talk is really divisive I think
>>216829806Getting fat, son
>>216829728If that's manning up then I'll man down
>>216829806
>>216829806In high school I used to wear baggy XL shirts because I had titties.
>>216829780My first wife got pregnanet with my child, didn't tell me, cheated on me and left. I didn't know she had been pregnent until a year later. She definitrly told the other guy it was his
>>216829857who asked you anything
>>216829909
>>216829852Did you learn it growing up or were you taught in high school/university
OK, I'm done replying. Goodnight for real life this time.
>>216829936is there a problem?
>>216829947Dizgusting
>>216829780I don’t give a fuck about the circumstances, or whether she’s a widow. I’m not interested in marrying a woman who already has kids. It’s basically brood parasitism. The only circumstance in which I’d even remotely consider it is if I had to make compromises due to also being a single dad widower or something, and even then I’d probably still prioritize a woman with no kids over many other factors. And the mudshark thing is just a no-go in any scenario.
>>216829984ooohh tough guy huh
go back to Africa
why do normies love psychology/neuroscience so muchIt's like the default topic when normies want to sound deep and intellectual.>our brains are actually wired to blah blah blah blah neuroplasticity blah blah>some quote from jordan peterson or whateverit's fucking gay
>>216829491Every set of chopsticks is a lobotomy kit
>>216829947She loves it!
>>216830043I’d rather a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
>>216829947I love some chunk but that's too much. >>216830031not really, only in dire situations
Just watched some ducks play in a puddle in my backyard
>>216829947Not fat enough, I can still see her knees
>anything I don't like is normie
>>216830038I see psychology as a kind of ersatz religion for our godless/Judaized age. Periodic visits to a psychologist’s office especially with Dr. Shekelstein seems to be a replacement for a priest.
>>216830096lucky mother fucker. all we have are shitty Canadian geese
>>216830096
>>216830132Well no kidding, they both serve the same purpose. The only difference is that a priest's teachings are predicated by faith
>>216830096I saw a crane in a small pond all zen like
>>216830131It's a way of feeling superior over them
>>216830162I hate him
Jordan Peterstein had a conversation with some homo about homos raising children and how it can be good.The ABSOLUTE STATE of conservaboomers in 2025
>>216830141Geese CAN be okay, I personally had one who lived in my yard who was nice to humans but hated squirrels
Jordan Peterson hasn't been popular in like 5 years
>>216830189I love seeing cranes and herons randomly My area also has deer but most of the ones I see are dead on the side of the roadSaw three bucks run across the field behind my yard a few days back though
woof woof
me in 3 years
>>216830162Love a world leader who can barely put together a couple coherent sentences
>>216830224I've never had a problem with canada geese in my area, and there are tons. I've had aggressive geese in other parts of the country, but for some reason here they're all chill and don't mind people at all. I walk right by them while they're tending to their goslings and they just look at me like "hey how's it going"
>>216830234He chose the money
>>216830234Didn’t an audience member bring him a copy of “Two Hundred Years Together” on-stage, and then he refused to look at, like ten years ago now? Whenever that happened was the last straw for me.
>>216830224sometimes there are ok geese I guess. guy guesses geese are good
ok i go to sleep goodnight americans. stay productive and work hard for me.
I'm seeing gypsies in my area these days
>>216830293Yep. For it me was the Daily Wire contract. They have him 50 mil and it was over.
back from church
>>216830263>auraA buzzword rendered meaningless by droves of personality-less drones repeating it ad nauseum
>>216830289Yeah they don’t really care if you’re passing by, just if you’re approaching them directly >>216830303Geese are like colored folk
>>216830346Keep coping virgin
I'm not handsome enough to be as stupid as I am
imagine being one of those freaks who’s like “actually I’m vegan, and gluten-free, and lactose intolerant, and kosher/halal, and blah blah…” lmao
Hello frens
My mom is a vegan
>>216830359>t. Personality-less drone
Holy shit Terry is still alive
>>216830406Zamn
>>216830387hello catyank
>>216830406Ask him why you install Ubuntu
>>216830398Your mom can't be a vegan, how would she have gotten pregnant and given birth to you!?
>>216828782I've never had a deeply satisfying poop. every one I have is an emergency and a tumultuous ordeal that requires a nap afterwards.
>no stop using that word I'm superior because I don't use that word
>>216830406nice shirt he’s wearing
>>216830387hey buddy >>216830367One my classmates turned vegan when he married his wife (also vegan) now he has health problems and he started balding severely, had a full head of hair until a few years ago.
>no stop making fun of me I'm gonna farm aura and become a chad o algoFucking pathetic
>>216830447i’m going to say the N-word
>>216830210And why is that
there's a couple in church who have 7 kids. someone please explain this to me
wait, you guys aren’t joking about being virgins?
>I'm so superior to you spending all day talking to losers on a dying lithuthuanian salmon catching forum
>>216830459>One my classmates turned vegan when he married his wife (also vegan) now he has health problemsMany such cases…
>>216830494*hasooof
>>216830459Male pattern baldness isn't related to diet
>>216830494There was a family growing up near me like this. They were Catholics who didn't believe in contraception so every time they had sex they would get pregnant again
>>216830494Well, when a couple in church love each other very much…
the fact that if i say "nuclear waste" you think of steel drum barrels filled with glowing green goop is genuinely one of the biggest psyops of all time
>>216830531You can lose hair from nutrient deficiency I think. He doesn't look well
>>216830494Her husband put his penis inside of her vagina and then he ejaculated inside of her and impregnated her This happened multiple times
>>216830531Yes it is
theres a new catberg in my backyard he never stops meowing and marking his territory
by marking his territory do you mean pissing or
>>216830548The nuclear power plant in the Simpsons HAS to be paid for by the solar and wind power industry
>>216830537>>216830541yes yes but consider the financial burden of having that many kids unless you're giga rich. also just the sheer toll of child birth and pregnancy on women
>>216830585yeah pissing
What happens if you have a cat but you don't neuter them?
I make my wife help me with car maintenance and she's getting pretty good at itShe can torque nuts(lol), change filters and brakes, and we'll probably replace my suspension next year.
>>216830628Your mom torqued my nuts
>>216830537>They were Catholics who didn't believe in contraception so every time they had sex they would get pregnant againit's not that hard to practice abstinence
>>216830619See:>>216830494>>216830537
i haven't had sex yet
my neighborhood is like 30% italian we have a lot of those "breeders" if you will [spoiler]half of the daughters slut out the instant they go to college [/spoiler]
>>216830688Didn’t you get beaten up and robbed by some little girls
>>216830668lolIt seems kind of cruel to cut cats balls and whatever they do to female cats.
>>216829958i learned it watching wwe when i was a kid
>>216830561>>216830571Some deficiencies can lead to thinning or patchy loss. If it's falling out in the typical pattern it's hormonal
>>216830688I can help you with that
In Elementary school my mom used to go to PTA meetings dressed like this, it was so embarrassing I think she might've blown one of my teachers
i will never go bald. my father and grandfather still have a full set of hair
when i was a kid i tried to batista bomb my 4 year old neighbor but my dad ran over and stopped me before i slammed him
Who wants to fuck my tight ass?
i fucking love coffee bros. i'm gonna have another cuppa
>>216830750It's thinning really rapidly, but he refuses to eat meat, I never liked his wife even when they dated. Now they have a kid and I'm really worried for it.
>>216830770Was she cucking your father, or a single mom
I balled tf out and ate a pound of dates and a block of cheese the other day, and I've been insanely vascular and pumped ever since
>>216830398Same but the purple Doritos don’t have real cheese so I can eat them
>>216830343based. i was at the liturgy this morning. first time i went to church in like 2-3 months
>>216830813Something wicked this way comesChug some coffee and smoke a cig and report back
should i attempt halo ce on legendary? im about to beat it on heroic
>>216830873no
>>216830835I feel great rn. I've already gotten some coffee in me
would you rather be socially excluded or held down and raped?
>>216830884why not
your body is a landfill
>>216830873How about Halo CEI
Halo was never good
>>216830945i dont get it
I don't trust people who prefer energy drinks over coffee. Tea is borderline
>>216830920I already am socially excluded, so getting raped might provide some novelty.
>>216830927you need to start cuming
>>216830977I don’t like either
It was never about halo, it was about playing halo with friends
>>216830963nothing beats splattering niggas with a banshee
>>216830920Most channers are already socially excluded bro
>>216830797Yeah vegan diets can be done healthfully but it's not easy. It's much, much easier to go vegetarian or semi vegetarian. I wouldn't feel comfortable trying veganism without consulting a dietician and doing a lot of research.
>>216830997I loved Ed Ed and Eddy when I was kid.
>>216830977I used to be one of those major coffee snobs who’d take the bean sourcing and coffee preparation to extremes, but at some point I figured out that I quite strongly prefer how caffeine from tea interacts with my body over the caffeine from coffee, so I’ve been a tea drinker for practical reasons ever since, even though I still prefer the taste of my once-excellent coffees
>>216831059was i dubbed in bulgarian
I'm in bongland, but I'm using cell phone data so I keep my native flag. I know some of you fuckers would filter me otherwise
>>216830997I think console gamers just never had any good FPSes at the time so the second they got one that wasn't awful they worshipped it like it was the greatest thing ever
>>216831055>I wouldn't feel comfortable trying veganism without consulting a dietician and doing a lot of research.I am wondering what his doctor is telling him, here there aren't many if any vegan doctors.
>>216831087tell the queen to fix mousey
>>216831087what are you doing there
>>216831115I go to a university here. I was complaining about how much I dreaded coming back here a few months ago in this thread
>>216831070Thankfully not, Cartoon Network was with original audio, that's where I learned English from even before I went to school. God bless the person who made that decision. A lot of movies were dubbed on main channels tho, Imagine watching Star Wars with a dub, the actors who dubbed black people were the funniest, it takes you out of the movie.
>>216831153why do you dread it
How do I get a foid to be my fuckslave?
>>216831195They should dub Ebonics into English for theatres in White areas
>>216831198It's contantly overcast or rainy, it's too damn densely populated. I feel like I'm constantly around people in a way I'm not used toBut it's not so bad when I settle in here. I get that way every time I spend time back home in the US
>be me >mid-20s dude >never had a real relationship >products of messy divorce >watched alot of couples around me go wrong >cheating, controlling bullshit or constant drama >swear I’ll never be in a real relationship >one day friend wants me to meet his female friend >he’s trying to get with her best friend and wants us to double date >I’m hesitant >only if it's something casual >“bro that’s fine” >fine.jpg >decide to help him out >we all meet for dinner >call her Chloe >looks like pic-related >pretty, kind, feminine, exactly my type physically >I like her but only feel physical interest >friend and I both hit it off with the girls >actually feel weirdly good talking to her >real chemistry >think maybe we can just be friends >later we all go clubbing >friend starts making progress with his girl >I peel off with Chloe so he can do his thing >we drink, dance, flirt-ish >I’m drunk >notice she’s annoyed >ask what’s wrong >“why haven’t you grabbed me to dance yet?” >oh >we dance close >start making out >night ends well and we exchange contacts >we start going on "dates" >I genuinely enjoy hanging out with her as a friend >she’s sweet, caring, not like most girls I’ve known >2nd date ends in my car >we begin to get physical again >have sex >every date starts to ends in sex >livin the dream for a few months >one day she admits she caught feelings >wants a real relationship >my commitment-phobia.exe starts overheating >I tell her I like her but I’m not ready for that >"it’s okay" >I can tell by her expression it’s not really >keep hooking up anyway...
>>216831272did you get laid?
>>216831295you owe me money for writing something so fucking boring and terrible, I hope you have the worst day of your life today.
>>216831226top kek It was infuriating watching a Deniro movie with a dub or any movie. One of the main channels was run by a cinephile so they always had subtitles but the other one had dub even on 18+ movies - super retarded. I think there's an actors union that pushes for that kind of stuff, I hate bulgarian dub actors so much. The other problem was that the movies were translated by someone who majored in British English most likely and they didn't get the slang or certain phrases so it ruined the plot for people who didn't know english even with the subtitles - I've caught so many mistakes the translators have made just because they don't know the context or have never heard a certain slang and are just guessing.
>>216831299not to brag, but I've averaged 1.33 foids every year I've been here
>>216831376So you're basically an incel
>>216831376were they white or asian
>>216831388Yes, I'm a truecel>>216831437hwite
anyone in tennessee
I deserve this
>>216831388how is that an incel?
>>216831465why is she dressed like a retard?
>>216831511all women are retarded
You aren't chaste if you masturbate
my entire life rn is just studying, watching tv slop, and eating
>>216831567What if you can’t masturbate due to a chastity cage?
>>216831624That's cheating
every few months I brainwash myself with ray peat accounts on xitter and then eat a ridiculous amount of sugar and dairy until I feel like shit
I love when anons say "sent that freak flying" and "done 'im" it always makes me laugh
sent that freak flying
>>216831703it's one of the worst diets, sometimes I browse their reddits>guys I'm gaining weight fast whats happening
>>216831703I probably have an exceptionally high proportion of my daily calories in dairy, and it doesn’t make me sick at all. Too much sugary bullshit makes me feel ill albeit
Juggling this freak on some mortal Kombat shit
>>216831738They can be a good laugh. But the thing is, I've discovered some genuinely good supplementation advice through ray peat. Thiamine + b complex + magnesium completely cured me of some health issues I was having
>>216830807Single
>>216830770Jason.....
>>216831775apparently dairy can reduce the risk of colorectal cancer. That's how I justify eating enough cheese to kill a hungry nyc rat
>>216831875
>>216831621my entire life rn is drinking coffee smoking cigarettes and reading
>>216831808>Thiamine + b complex + magnesium completely cured me of some health issues I was havingYeah of course, those are good but ideally you get them from meat and eggs, it sucks that most supplements are filled with shitty filler and cellulose ect...also synthetic vitamins.
>>216831861That's not my name
Bitch ass niggas can't hang
>>216831944Organ meat has thiamine and b vitamins, and you only have to eat it once every 2 weeks
>>216831944
>>216832002Ἰάσων
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SbKfShISkAA
Thought about killing myself again award
>>216831944I eat eggs, red meat, organ meat pretty regularly, and I eventually tapered off the supplements. Maybe I just had a problem metabolising it, idk
>>216832059I can read that without looking it up
>>216832038weird
>>216832137okay, then read this, buddy:FUCK OFF
>>216832133>I eat eggs, red meat, organ meat pretty regularly, and I eventually tapered off the supplementsBased, same
thought about asian women
Canadian law enforcement murdered by Indian terrorists for not letting them into our country
>>216832073what's with the faggot ass music?
>>216831904https://youtu.be/5eI82NoasTM?si=lycIuULFWw_JCKGp
>>216831511it’s called fashionlook it up
A short walk after meals improves digestion.
>>216831916What are you reading
Watching kpop demon hunters
A better pic of the gringo tree, red flakey peeling skin, I guess that's the joke
Total Clowngirl Supremacy.
>>216832268nta but I'm reading diary of a wimpy kid and I ask my neighbor for help with the bigger words
>>216832294sex mex or tex mex?
>>216828782>>216828782>can't post images on /int/ What in tarnation!
It rained all day yesterday which was nice because it's always hot and sunny in this fucking shithole.
>>216832236Is this normally what happens
>>216832355IT'S COLD HERE I WANT IT TO BE HOT
>>216832331looks good
>>216832331do you eat the plastic too or is that just for decoration
>>216832256any other wisdom from the 1800s you could share?
>>216832368I prefer cold to hot
>>216832294Looks good
>>216832367I don't eat cheetos so idk.
>>216832331would, without the beans
Everything is costing me money nowadays. I get charged just for being alive it feels like.
isnt it crazy the axl rose is the radio guy for k dst on san andreas, how they managed that
>>216832379A spoonful of Bayer's heroin can clear a child's cough or cold.
>>216832236>slop canyon
Your career sucks. It was sheer luck. Like a fuckin leprechaun with his beard cut.
>>216832446Life's not free
Isn't Bayer a German company that made Zyklon B for the Nazis?
>>216832563Yes, they still make medication that kills people btw
>>216832029liver is yummy. don't care for other organs doe
>>216832609They must have stellar PR
this the kind of shit they're posting on ray peat xitter
Kpop demon hunters goes hardRecommended cum flick
>>216832268emil zola
>>216832632I do like cheese, it would be cool to be a cheeseman
OH MY GOD CATBERG SHUT THE FUCK UP I DO NOT WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU RIGHT NOW.
>>216832666
mods,>>216832688
>>216832632that is a really good image to be fair
>>216832524It's not slop, just that bizarre genre of absurdist humor that appeals to very few people
>>216832723This is from the Sandman, right. Yes, I remember now. The ghosts at the boarding school
>>216832617hearts are great>>216832629rules for the ect...
proof that "LOL" is avatarfagging from the BE avatar flag: >>216832763
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All of human society and convention is set up to distract us from the fact that being alive is a primal horrifying terror. Everything is a distraction from the fact that we will all 100% die. We're all doomed and it's terrifying. Some of us will get horrible diseases or medical conditions and go through unbearable agony. We all face the potential prospect of old age and a babbling dotage. There's nothing stopping us from receiving terrible injuries and accidents, anything can happen at any time for any reason, no one is "safe"
am i expected to know what the fuck ray peat is
>>216832867I saw a post from a guy saying he became diabeticAnd another asking if meth was peaty
>>216832768Very good, yes
>>216832880Ok
>>216832904I'm on the ray peat dietI rape food and then I eat it
>>216832699What's he doing?
Wtf is Ray Peat
Indians are liars, cheater, and scammers, other than that, they aren't too bad
According to canon, Klingons smell of peat and lilac
>>216832904It's a guy that promoted eating 5-6 times a day, low fat high carb/sugar diet for "metabolic health"
>>216832880okay lovecraft
>>216832699post pic
>I rape food
>>216832914>And another asking if meth was peaty
asian
>>216833003Lovecraft would say there are fates far worse than death
>>216832904I LOVE CARROTS
>>216833049He has a story where a guy learns the secret of his lineage and the contemplation of it drives him to self immolatethat's what I had in mind
>>216832959he stands near me and meows until i get up and follow him to the other room, then he hides under a table and won't come out.
>>216833147Hm well that doesn't really have anything to do with the fear of death, does it. The opposite in fact, he feared being alive with that knowledge
>>216833147>Horror story about learning that you have a negro ancestor and setting yourself on fire because of itHow very on brand for lovecraft
NEW>>216833203
>>216832990it's a cruel joke that went too far
Absolutely horrendous thread
