It looks edish
thinking of starting a business lads
ah the new
>>216831776im a business lad
rorke is a sad loser and i raped him
>>216831749Supposed to be it looms, FFS autocorrect has done me again
got naked in the club again... and random people in the toilet were saying how i flashed them last monthffsmy alcholism is a problem
Neologisms are one way that schizophrenia may affect a person’s speech. A neologism is a new word or phrase that has no apparent meaning to a bystander but that has a clear meaning to the person with schizophrenia.A 2020 article lists the following examples of neologisms that have occurred in people with schizophrenia or psychosis:“time vessel” to refer to a watch“hand shoes” to refer to gloves“paper skate” to refer to a ballpoint pen"gherkin shift""cronem""neoliberal moment" / "any neoliberal man in?""katy"
whats your favourite linkin park song? i like too many to choose
>China's unemployed Gen Z are proudly calling themselves 'rat people' and spending entire days in bed
>>216831798ps
Got a nervy tummy I do. Have to take sedatives and immodium any time I do anything new to physiologically overpower my psychological tummy troubles. Isn't that mad?
>>216831824boring shit band
another mid episode of The X-Files down. Stupid monster of the week shit to fill out 24 episodes in a season
>>216831845no not really
>Sky Sports ditches ‘unbelievably sexist’ TikTok channel Halo after three days
nth for the baddiedem
>>216831859what season/ep?
>>216831822Nary a syllable >>216831824Breaking the habit possibly
>>216831845>tummygrow up
um..hi!
>>216831858stfu mum you dont understand them
>>216831824papercut
Grand Elf
ive got a business idea for you mate
liking the word "tescoid" to describe those who toil at tesco
might hire one of those sensory deprivation tanks so I can have a sensory deprivation wank
>>216831882Season 3 episode 22 "Quagmire"
>>216831860Feels mad that your brain can just ruin your body on a whim.
>>216831824Figure 8
>>216831768me when Burger King
>>216831929more of a morrisoid meself
well that's two ponies snogging
Post tuneshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ia3baO8qHQ
where
>>216831929Aldinoid (like adenoid) haha
>>216831929I used to be a tescoid. They were the best of times, they were the blorst of times
mousenonce sex arse
report the BE flags posts
i'm an asdan
>>216831908corrrrr mars
>>216831824during workouts I enjoy 'Bleed It Out' and sometimes Numb / Encoreif I want to remember big Chester specifically then I might listen to 'Leave Out All The Rest' or 'One More Light'
you're a sainsburysoid, aren't you?you're a sainsburysoid, aren't you?you're a sainsburysoid, aren't you?
On that cheeky gnu/linux
>>216831998same, it was a terrible job but i kinda miss it
>>216832033dentoid
>>216831872why do modern birds paint their nose shiny like a duck's beak
>>216832019meant for >>216831907
>>216832036linuxtards crack me up
>>216832036ok thanks Sebastian for sharing with the class
gold ship is fit
Might have to do another cheeky wankoid to the vile muck again
>>216832036>posted from my Samsung Galaxy with TapaTalk
>>216832036Linus probably should have read where it said "the following essential packages will be removed"
>>216832036i use linux at toilbetter than that windows shite
>>216832058for santa x
>>216832036LTT is probably the most retarded tech channel on youtubenothing more than a shill outlet for tech manufacturersone of his lackeys got his house's network set up
asking mumsy to buy me a barbour bedale for christmas x
what happened to that ogre on his channel who trooned out?
>>216832218
>>216832224diego?
>>216832218love a tight
>>216832036What am I looking at
>>216832187hes so annoying and short and canadian
go back to posting gold ship!!!!!
rorke got sent to epsteins lair
M&S clothing
UN FORASTERO!
rorke got touched by diddy
>>216832287>>216832336leftypol tears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNpulRCrlrA
rorke eating fish fingers and beans for brekkie
>>216832389leftypol meltdown
>>216832287>>216832336good of you to let him live in your head rent free after all he's been through
>>216832386didn't she give denji a handjob
>>216832381rorke you got raped pal
it loo,s
>>216832425the news are misleading and blown out of proportion
>>216832424that was the devil that lives in her or something
So they're saying this is rorke
>>216832389nowt wrong with that
>>216832389great combo tbf but it's got to be the chunky fish fingers from the chiller not the shitty little frozen ones
>>216832463oh, well it was still her body so she's not a femcel
>>216832464love tapirs me
dont mean this in a peng gay porn way but isnt it mad how anything in your mouth feels massive
Ummmm, fish don't have fingers
>>216832519state of those choppers
>>216832494The good kind, 8 bucks
>>216832535rancid little thing
Poo done. Crikey it was a big one. Made my guts hurt afterwards
>>216832519mogs me
>>216832216Why's this lad got no shoulders
Romanians have the weirdest names out of all Europeans
theres an anime on my takeaway
timmy's romanian escort eating swan meat sarnie rn
>>216832650thats my barbour gf
>>216831814You must be a big spender otherwise you’d have been b&
>>216832696wtf... anime takeawayyoure telling me an anime made this burger?
why are there so many indians on linkedini reckon 80% of the invitations to connect on there are from indians
>>216832696dtfic fucking idiot moroin
>>216832693
>>216832688Timmy ITT posting for the 100th time wondering why he's not getting a text back from the escort
>>216832519Had this as my phone lock screen for years lol
LITTLE YELLOW THING
>>216832740LOL
>>216832636me when i eat my sandwich
>>216832721what's b&?
>>216832696want some fucking maccies so bad rn
>>216832696
as a matter of fact I do have my bum out
rodney ya bilsh
>>216832671lithuanian surnames, actually
>>216832796Legs up to ya ya
>>216832806t. me in the club this morning
ya me and archie, clemmie are off to the queens arms later ya the one on queens gate mews
Any cute English boys willing to become my fat pig~?
Odds and I rape rorkeEvens and I take him out for an iced cream
>>216832856what flavour you getting?
>>216832856rolling
shouldnt England have scored by now? What's that all about?
>>216832848fucking hate these types swanning about the office with their handsome faces and summer chalets
>>216832696wonder what this creature looks like
>>216832848Screaming Look at that lads face, he knows he looks an utter pillock
>>216832869golden gaytime
>>216832900phoar yes
>>216832864me on my way to work on Monday
>>216832848rich boys taking the bins out
>>216832796slav women be like
>>216832856I like mint choc chip....
Pumped a Paki bird last night didn't I. Hope her cousins don't come and behead me
>>216832826Maybe but when I worked for the police it was mostly Romanians committing crimes so I’d see more of their names than Lithuanians. Among white people anyway.
>watching england outside of tournaments
no idea what kind of glasses would look good on me. doesn't help that i'm grotesquely ugly and my face looks bad from any perspective whatsoever
Face it lads, the 90s were the best decade>The West won the Cold War>Computers were now accessible to average people>Good music like Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, Dr Dre>Video games started to get good (SNES, PlayStation, N64)>Classic movies like The Truman Show, GoldenEye, Pulp Fiction>Great TV shows like classic Simpsons, South Park, Seinfeld - and you could record this stuff on your VCR
>book a hotel in london 3 months in advance>200 quid>check the price of a room on the day>90 quidtakes the fucking piss thisshould be illegal
2* stamina gold ship (yes I lost that fast) with legacy uma: 3* samina, 2 speed + 2* triumphant pulse og cap on that im hoping green spark from the parent will carry through. is this right, anon? or does it require gold inspiration?
>>216832954would love to bang a paki girl but i can't even get a white girl so no chance of that ever happening
baby, you should should be ashamedyou should be shames only daugher
>>216832964im not watching them, i just look at the score on BBC Sport every now and then
>>216832975VHS is a shit format thoughbeit
Rorke's line for the cute barista at Costa:>I like my coffee like I like my women -- stewing in boiling water
>>216832994it's rare but doesn't need gold inspiration
>>216833021The video quality by today's standards is terrible, but at the time it was amazing that you could record TV and watch it again later
>>216833037pretty sure I am ok with that then (for the 2* stamina) I just want it at the start of the game :)
going to cop this, thoughts?
is The Master (2012) a good movie?
>>216833030i like my coffee like i like my womenice cold, brown, and a few drops of cream
>>216832118most people do the oppositelinux at home, windows at work because their employer needs the proprietary software
anyone tried these?
>>216832948literally me
>>216833059you can't get grandparents' green sparks at the beginning
>>216832954Corr how was it lad? Spicy?
getting a bit scared of the fireworks
>>216833066get a barbour mate
>>216832948work with a girl exactly like this. She told me she was going to the whole of '26 celibate because she's "done with men" and wants to focus on other things. This is why there's a population crisis coming
>>216833105Very enjoyable, her fanner was normal smelling/tasting
>>216833066not a single thought in my useless troglodyte brain
>>216833078yeah its perfectly mid like everything from mcdonalds
>>216833119already get my hair cut
>>216833067yeah it is quite good espeically when you frame philip seymour hoffmans character as the english and joaquin phenixs character as australia
>>216833096it will actually probably be og cap before that actually
>>216833097rorke's jaw on the floor at this
>>216833076i have a mac and a linux machine at toili do all the HR shite on the mac then most of my programming on linux
>>216833078no mate. not likely to either. don't eat that muck you see
applying for a 0% credit card
>>216833143alright, gonna give it a try>>216833164why not i need to binge
>>216833148ok i will do it
>>216833162sounds a bit inefficient hopping between operating systems
Dakota Fannard
Rorke still using DVDs in the big 25
>>216833199i just ssh into the linux machine via cursor
im so depressed haha
>>216833119look nice, bit out of my price range though x
>>216833162ai could do both of those things without needing to do thatyou'll be on the bread line in six months
>>216833232cheer up
>>216833232why x
>>216832877mf made the call
>>216832796*camera pans to rorke, staring with goo-goo eyes, tongue lolling out of his mouth, with a verifiable waterfall of drool spilling forth*
Sir Harry Kane
sir harry kane
Physical media is back
i went on lots of dates in my 20s and girls then said i was attractivewhat has changedits that covid shite made me ugly or something
hate that im happy magnanimous and sociable when im drunk but im an evil incel nigger when sober, wish i was nice and good always
>>216833262>>216833273
>>216833232PM me x
>>216833305>>>/sp/151994698
>>216833140Coorr, tell us more lad. Fat or thin? Large or small chebs? Flappy fanny or innie?
>>216833199Arent macs real simular to linux anyway (ya know, both being unix like? I've never used a mac before but I'd probably find it familar real quick because I'm a Loonix sperg myself.
>>216833262Regret watching his hot ones ep, 20min post match interview with wings. boring twat.
Sir Cole Palmer!
what a retard to constantly test your own family because "youre so innocent" now making yourself a prime suspect and perfect scapegoat, all while the other person you are wish is testing how gullible your family is
>>216833288bloig on neurotypical
>>216833226physical media is making a comeback
Sir Stanley Matthews
>>216833327Slightly chubby but very pretty, good size chebs, lovely neat innie
weed and booze only makes me act even more autistic, genuinely troubled individual with nary a dash of hope!
sir bernard matthews
>>216833375are you flirting with me
>>216833363what a player HE was by the way
un
>>216833413ugly goal
>>216833356>making a comebackJust like you, right rorke
>>216831749
Just done an especially foul-smelling poo
im making a comeback
>>216833416rancid little thing
>>216833460ffs grow up
>>216833460COR
What positions do you play? Mine is midfielder
>>216833484bottom
>>216833369Phwooooaarr, you lucky dog you. Hope you went in raw and didn't pull out. (And she is on birth control obviously)
>>216833464be nice
sir harry kane>>216833484gamer
>>216833493sc
>>216833484Poo
whos teh top
reading mein kampf on the train and shaking my head so people know i disagree
>>216833484supreme commander of europe
Sir Harry Kane x2
>>216832696GIWTWM(towa)
Sir chebbington chebsworth the third
>>216833497I did, feeling slightly paranoid about it but also want to do it again
Sir Barry Kane
30 days bannedAnd for what?To protect the likes of mousey and homealoneeveryfridaynight?I compromised everything Sometimes i think its in my bloodWe took shit from the jannies the second we got off the boat from reddit...
>>216833498stop posting your rancid little animals and post some nice looking ones instead
>>216833517ehh puta
>>216833573
i like the rancid little animals
>>216833539but deep down... yea?
I need pussy
>>216832783got me a big mac medium meal in
>>216833573Sir Gio Scotti
>>216833593now that i like
>>216833593haha look at him go the fluffy little retard
hopping in a peat bog so my body gets fossilised for the aliens to find in 24912 years
i like how bald and bankrupt sees indians as destroying what the british left them
>>216833625catberg and dogbert linked up?
Whatever happened to turt? The strong silent type
rorke hates this?
>>216832892she's cute x
>>216833593This is why you aren't allowed lions as pets. Even if they love you,
>>216833650what not playing for Manchester United does to a mf
>>216833624ordered 2 big mac meals, 20 mcnuggets and 9 chicken selects haha
>>216833650Rorke is baffled seeing white guys and black guys working together to achieve something
just purchased travel insurance
>>216833650oh i forgot this match was on
>woman messages me first>asks how my day is going>"Going good, thanks for asking. Yours?">ghostedWhat did I do wrong?
Moni, whatever happened there...
>>216833710you were too nice and it gave her the ick
>>216833710incredibly beta answer. she got the ick
>>216833710having 0 charimsa lol
I need to go out an find a girlfriend TOMORROW
>>216833710you're meant to do a little jester jig to entertain her
>>216833710lol state of you
>>216833726>>216833732>>216833739What should I have said then
>>216833710very easy one to plug in>better for seeing you pop up ahaha
>>216833770she was suggesting that you ask her out on a jolly
>>216833784>very easy one to plug inme when reviewing my newest arse toy
It was inappropriate It was a highly off colored remarkYou want i can mute rorke for 5 minutes But a 3 day ban?No way
>>216833757uive been doign this but doenst work trust me>>216833770i'[m assuming you're udnerrage and even more of a virgin than megirls dont want to talk to random men about how their days want they want interesting storiesso you say something (preferably true) like you went dancing or you had a funny story
>>216833650trve /elite/
13 hours till I can post on /sp/>>216833697omds hope it's your first meal of the day
>>216833770you're supposed to say nothing and then block her
>>216833710why are you responding like she's someone you work with on teams
>>216833710women are allowed to have dry boring messages but lads can't. just how it goes
ww1 and 2 were mental when you think about it
>>216833821haha no, already ate 3k calories
Leftypol's pickup line for the cute barista at the city-centre coffee shop that charges £8 for a tiny tiny cup of artisan coffee:>I like my non-binary folx like I like my coffee: with xer penis chopped off or whatever
Sat in the pub watching a white Englishman sell a dodgy fire stick to a brown immigrant It's woke gone mad
Keir Starmer's a wanker
love it when diego starts giving out women advice
I looked really good today :)
>>216833803cretinous reply
>>216833824got to be 2 steps ahead
>>216833710when the mandem's got no rizz :skull:
>>216833851yeah i know what makes em tickjust im too ugly for it to wrk for me
>>216833839Both could have easily been avoided
BROSMY FEMALE FRIEND JUST TOLD ME SHE HAS A CRUSH ON ME
dating advice from a stumpy little virgin. just what the doctor ordered
>>216833876"sure"
>>216833887well is she cute? she better be
>>216833840wew wee, are you comfort eating?
>>216833844taste of their own medicine
GET. RORKE. RAPED.
>>216833710either replied too fast, too slow, or just the perfect amount of time to give her the ickbetter luck next time!
sir harry kane defended our neoliberal values today
omori aubrey giantess vore
>>216833840god knows how many calories have come through my mouth this weekbeen to pub 3 times and had 2 bottles of wine at homeand all the fast food muck
>>216833887get in there
>>216833897i've actually been on a date actuallybasically means im a shagger in /brit/ terms
>>216833809I'm 29 but I do have what's commonly referred to as aspergers syndrome
>>216833879i think it was unavoidable with the industrial revolution to have at least 1 mental war anyway reading about them the only other time we had such high participation in a war was ancient mesopotamia when societies only had a few 10s of thousands of people and levied every man
>>216833911yeah, was supposed to have a therapy appointment this week but they didn't call
>>216833710real men don't have "good" daysnever anything higher than alright, even that is pushing it
vieldy back, in a tizzy of course xaw dont worry little man, there's already next game aha!
>>216833954groim>>216833951true i've enjver been on a date
>>216833930you arent welcome here
whats this #RapeRorke movement i keep hearing about
New>>216834001>>216834001>>216834001
>>216833809>t they want interesting stories>so you say something (preferably true) like you went dancing or you had a funny storyhow do boring bastards get gfs then?
>>216833824This
>>216834033i'm talking about random texting with strangersbziarrely girls sometimes choose to make guys they constantly interactive with attractive or interesting despite them being neither
>>216833972sorry lad, mental health system in this country is a pain
>>216834141thanks mate, i had no expectations anyway
