Boston, Lincolnshire edition
poo
smoking a fag before I go to sleep
You can't rape the willing
>>216834039alri charles bronson
ARBEITMACHTFREI
>>216834049W
>>216834039>sleeping at this time>smoking before trying to sleepmight be the most mental post I've ever seen on /brit/
just been smoked
>>216834080cuddle :3
>>216834049tell that to my arse
maccies is late
>>216834001sad whats happened to this place
it's going to be cold tomorrow lads *snowflake emoji*
american comes to the ukdesperate to fit in he attempts to use the slang"going to bum a fag" he says
>>216833987it's a worldwide movement mate, surprised you haven't heard all about it. basically, Keir said "Rorke is doing my head in" and everyone at the UN agreed so they passed a motion to rape Rorke, and so Rorke is locked inside a cage and he is going to be raped by all 6 billion adults of the world, the women wearing strap-ons and pegging him, it's just going to be one gigantic queue that everyone has to join and Rorke has no say in any of it
Shame that non auschads will never know the beautiful sound of magpies
Bacon and sausage sandwiches for tea team
ill check out the televisions before I sleep then I have some which I think ive began work on and want to see what that is about
ok i will eat it!
>>216834150>pluralfat cunt
>>216834137??
>>216834116hope it turns up cold and with a bite out of it
rorke has aura
toby
its weird we sensible countries are still the ones who create all the rock music but we decided a while ago that rock is cringe and its all south americans and turks and indonesians who listen to it now
>>216834160just seen my cock that i've got out, have you?
>>216834169>>216834170what
rorke watching new doctor who and not liking it much and not even because its woke
>>216834116put half of it in the fridge
>>216834167the lazy bastards haven't even prepared it
might shoot myself in the head and die
bocci the book
>>216834214would love to do the same but guns are banned in this shithole
Are saxons Issacs-son? Sacson?
>>216833906extremely we have a date this friday WAGMI bros it’s just getting started
new partridge is just him talking to himself in the peak district but edited to make him look likes he talking to people
bocci the cock
>cows are born herbivores but you can feed them meat mean
Hi Toby
>>216834239...nh
rorke thinking about going fishing but never actually doing it
Curled up in bed scratching my flesh bloody and whimpering at the painful indignity of my existence
>>216834214no guarantee that you would
nth for the holodem
>Your Party in fresh trans row>Iqbal Mohamed raised ire of pro-trans co-founder Zarah Sultana by saying ‘hard-won rights of biological women must not be taken away’ rorke just found his new party
>>216834165The Australian magpie (the better one and not that rubbish europoor one)
rorke ruminating on conversations from years ago when really he should just let it go
>>216834258Nein
alan bumbaclart partridge
>>216833139she was teasing you for a shag
>>216834137never know the terror of getting swooped by one either
well that's a lady with her erect penis out isn't it
>>216834255would (if legal age) had a wank to the girl im still obsessed with being a tranny today before I went on 4chan
That's an um
>>216834255phwoaaarrr
>>216834261I'm a Rorke and I fish weekly. Take that!
>>216834302good for you rorke
>>216834282>years agotry decades mate
>>216834269im an expert gamer i dont miss
Watching a film on my iphone. Sorry, David Lynch!
>>216834302me too!
>>216834302Legend
>>216834281nigerboi
>>216834280How did they ever think this was going to work
farting shit from my gay willy
Rorke going fishing for fingers
>>216834221
women should simply be enslaved we are stronger than them after all
>pain iz a new sensation yes?>git used to eet
all of my energy just go used up going to slepe
cooking a tortilla in the air frier
creaming at my tip
>>216834248
>>216834364it will be flying about like waheyywoooweee
rorke
can't stop eating food
we love the big knockers
>>216834408i'd rag that(after she shaved it)
dadberg went mental when i told him that bill gates was making tics infect people with an illness that causes them to be allergic to meat
>>216834408my wife
>>216834255what the hell is thatand who the hell is that
>>216834408miss her ever dearly
>>216834328get real
back on the new captchas ffssorry janny, I will not post the fit trannies anymore
Feel like I'm dying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1iIABWvHXA&list=RDy1iIABWvHXA&start_radio=1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1iIABWvHXA&list=RDy1iIABWvHXA&start_radio=1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1iIABWvHXA&list=RDy1iIABWvHXA&start_radio=1EAT TECHNOSLEEP TECHNOLIVE TECHNOTECHNO PRISONSERS
imagine doing captchas
maccies is here time to pig out
>>216834408why is she wearing 长衫
i do the captchas because i'm a good boy
will be making a cup of tea shortly
imagine bummimg rorke and then having a proper sunday roast
shagging bocchi
>>216834477gwan lad get your snout right into it. shovel it down your neck
bill gate
lonely, romantically alone, thinking about literally anyone holding me
>>216834476paypig you are
NEW: Rachel Reeves is to announce a milkshakes tax in the Budget
Thing is, it looms
>>216834474Techno interests me
ok im watching the master (2012) its good
>>21683453820 quid is nothing when you dont live in the 3rd world
>>216834506she's 15
i prpose a salt tax
i dont even give a fuck
bills gate
>>216834548That'll bring the boys to the yard
go to bed toby
>>216834564im watching the master (rodhod awakenings x spectrum ade 2025)
>>216834548I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKEI DRINK IT UP
I'm having sex with someone who didn't provide consent
>>216834494Tea Jeremy!?At this time!?That's insane!
>>216834613thats not allowed
um
>>216834613um
love being a useless dosser
>>216834408total gyaldem victory, big snek lost
come with me baby give me something irieme born and raise in the new york city
>>216834548theyll tax you for having a shit next
Rachel Reeves is forcing all men under 40 to fuck her as part of the budgetWho the fuck voted for this
if bill gate
poo um
>>216834534Don't you have a horse and a gf you mong
Very happy with my new 2016 honda civicDrives very wellHas all the modern features such as push to start, Bluetooth audio, backup camera, and android autoAll my life i drove very shitty old cars and its nice to finally have a modern carIt has 78000 miles which is a little high but honda cars are extremely reliable and last until 300,000 miles in some casesAnd for 12,800 i feel i got a good price for it
>>216834662As a virgin this is a win for me! Get that pussy in front of my cock!
BREAKING: Rachel Reeves set to announce farting tax in budget. Graded by smell and volume.
>>216834605alri daniel
i was saying poo ums
>>216834662get her head dangling off the bed
>>216834709many don't know this tekkers
>>216834709wrongun you
Rather shag Vic Reeves
>>216834662Prefer not to say...
janny releasing me on parole after I post about farting too much
plugging umposters arse with the vibrator set at max
BREAKING: Rachel Reeves set to announce that all men are required to receive cock and ball torture once a monthits over lads, they've really crossed a line this time
>>216834571just how many quids do you have to give to your local imam as tithe?
>>216834679gettinjg a hyundai i10 me
>>216834685im ruined!
>>216834749um um URGHMM~~ um um um URHGJMM~~
Everyone be quiet lads, a JF is attempting to banter
>>216834757um
r honorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUoh6F0QOHg
Pootoil loomsShan't be able to eat properly until it is fully buffered and expelled. Ffs
Can you lot stop pretendimg to enjoy gay shit
going for a poo lads. wish me luck!
>>216834833like what
>>216834779dam u freaky son
>>216834833I'm really sorry lad, perhaps a harsh spanking is in order?
>>216834833Are we pretending?
been chuffing on the vape all bloody dayonly getting worse as i get on the boozeahol
Get the darts watched
business idea: violence against the state
>>216834913Lad I know used to smoke 3 crystals bars a day, mental
toby rapeage
Hearing that Keir Starmer's a wanker
Get donkey kong country for the SNES played
>>216834928that cant be healthy for youonce did one in a night, went a bit mental
>>216834921rorke's newest entrepreneurship
>>216834917
rorke pooing and weeing
>>216834833i fucking literally said when it started that if you lot decide this um nonce is actually based then you're green lighting so much more gay shit down the line. not sure how many more times i have to call things perfectly for people to take me seriously
>>216834039What's his name
playing a bit of arc raiders me
rorke tuah
vaping fucks up your brain in ways science isnt even close to understanding
licking an earthworm
>>216834534Please post more horse photos
*places sorting hat on you*>hmmm yes I'm getting the idea here>I'm getting the feeling>at this point the choice is quite clear>HUFFLEPUFF!! >HUFFLEPUFF I SAY!!!!
luke lidler
im quite a worrier
>>216834833Time to start actually being gay?
>>216834958Yeah he is on a rechargeable now, 20mg nicotine. I've done 1 in a night when out at the club a couple times before, feel like absolute SHIT the next day
>>216835009
rorke on a madness
>>216835055fucking UM
>>216834982
Right well that's some graphic gay porn isn't it
>>216835057this character has a spell called 'wind break'
>>216834928>>216835046when i was buying 20k puff hayati pro ultras i would go through one in a week sometimes
He walks among us,A janny amongst men
>>216834917Did the man toss the sharp object at the circle?
might move somewhere in this general region
an evil cabal of gay nigga umposters runs brit from the shadows
rorke counting his pennies
>12 hour firework sounds started>dog left>door locked
got my thick wool socks on
>>216835127always good seeing lerwick on the weather forecasts
stopping that vape muck next year going to start on those lip things
>>216835127Full up sorry lad, folk say London is good tho ye
they will rape me for exposing them
Is it possible to be in too much of a calorie deficit?
>no reze arch showings in my town
>However, Enver Solomon from the Refugee Council has warned that it is not a good idea for Mahmood to copy Denmark.
>>216835057Wouldn't mind slurping up last night's tea from her tight little arse
um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um
nuremburg was fucking shit lads
>>216835206um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um plus um no umbacks
>>216835135Just asking for poo and pee on the carpet
>>216835197he's very worried that doctors, engineers and architects will just stop crossing the channel on overcrowded dinghies
>>216835179those zyns are the gayest way to consume nicotine
>>216835197Here's an idea, do whatever they don't want you to
ummy ummyI'm gonna cummy!
Missed it
>>216835229israel must destroy our country, rorkeit's the right thing to do, it's the humane thing to do
>>216835231better than frying my lungs on chinky muck
Strapping Leftypol into a Saw trap where he has to choose between his balls being chopped off, or watching a migrant drown to death in salt water.
any english folklore experts ini got a question i can’t be bothered to research
>>216835204ummmm, that'd be poo...
>>216835127Rorke saying they're woke because some of them speak a funny foreign Celtic language instead of English
um thats a strapped up toddler
>>216835259how about you exercise your free will and quit that shit
Any /fit/ lads making any progress? I've gone up 2kg this week.
AI Jimmy Saville can't hurt you...
>>216835211What was it again, blimp or ship or just an area/battle?
>>216835263ask rorke he'll probably know
>>216835254>give them a country>they destroy us instead
>>216835260Why give him an option he likes
another wretched week approaches
>>216835284
>>216835276
>>216835304s
>>2168352602 ez
>>216835315mental that joe biden was in a marvel movie
the engoodening of bradl
>>216835260both please
brief melty in the kitchen earlier but i seem to have recovered
>>216835127dont
NOW THEN NOW THEN NOW THEN
>>216835357ah what happened
you never see Seinfeld use that bicycle in the background
just cried after seeing an image of this beanie baby my now dead mum got me when i was a kid and am going to buy one off ebay
>>216835393got a bag of old beanie babies in the attic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fomQVVUIZc
yep thats a willy bulge
>>216835357What over lad?>>216835390We all know it's just to give the appearance that he exercises to women, and that his people never engage in physical exercise
>>216835393I used to have Spike (the rhino one) who I was very fond of but I lost him on a school trip
>>216835393I'm sorry lad, get the PG tips in too and have a moment
>>216835432haha wtf is this nigga saying!
>>216835194good anime is vile shite
Hey mate can I bum a fag off ya
Absolutely vile poo farts right now lads. Smells like ball sweat and pooey lentil soup/curry
>>216835493*Rapes you*
>>216835388>>216835441nothing special just fucking hate myself
>>216835504CORRRRR SPAFF
still can't believe that mizkif got to shag her. bro literally started as an ice orbiter and simp
>>216835493*Presents hairy pooey arsehole*
have been molesting myself all day today, been edging for the past few hours, wish I could stay like this without risking going over the edge
toiltoil on the morrow, not happy
>>216835432
>>216835524How much did he pay her total so far though?
wankered at twenty to eight on a sunday nightthat's how you do it
Not saying what I'm up to in case I manage to dox myself
>>216835285it was a film
>>216835558don't think he paid in actual money, more like he gave her a massive platform and even more exposure and once he outlived his usefulness she dumped him. she did the same thing with dyrus
>>21683557320 gold pieces and I'm wankered on rehipnol. Curse that blasted sorcerer
>>216835194How small is your town? They had it here, both sub and dub. I watched sub ofc
>>216835481shit taste
SSRIs turned me into a robot and I like it
>>216835664they helped me but i really wish i could find meds that would just turn my brain off. i want to stop thinking
>>216835664*unplugs you*
*Stench of festering poo intensifies*
proper mad how peng gay poo porn
>>216835685Your mum just enter your bedroom?
>>216835618200k, I waited too long
got the marky b on
i live in a town of around 5k people
>>216835674reckon she does anal?
I'm the last Englishman in London
i live in london and i want to kms
>>216835697real women don't smell like that sweetie x
>>216835700Yeah just checked and it's not running at my cinema anymore. The Jujutsu kaisen film is showing though but I'm not that interested in JJK.
>>216835744Bodied that freak
>>216835737rancid little cunt of an animal
>>216835524lass sounds like an autistic male streamer
im a fucking useless spastic retard im wracked with anxiety i wish i was born any time on earth except now and i want to have sex with an adult female woman
>>216835737fucker.
>>216835737catberg is up to no good
>>216835758>>216835770>>216835776you will get your comeuppance soon
sucking a gay porn fag
>>216835764psctim
rorke doing a peng gay porn poo
doing something that could be vaguely construed as homosexual
>>216835543right well that's more than I've seen before, I hope they're dead
>>216835764ktim but i actually enjoy spending time by myself in my smeggy bedroom
>>216835810s
sucking a cuppa
on some bombaclot rasta ting
>>216835764screaming, howling, wheezing and pointing at my face
arse lad night
some lass has messaged me. might not message her back idk
mental I've come up with half the gimmicks being spammed right now
>>216835852get her shagged rorke
Mental how I used to think I was gay and even had a boyfriend
crtl + f rorke 24 matches
>>216835853boon gcrm
>>216835854ktim but all my gimmicks got co opted by gay rapist umposters
i live in the congo
>>216835853Spencer Richardson
>>216835854Unless you’re Spaino then this definitely ain’t true
>>216835764I'm spasticus, I'm spasticusI'm spasticus autisticusI'm spasticus, I'm spasticusI'm spasticus autisticusI'm spasticus, I'm spasticusI'm spasticus autisticusI wibble when I piddle'cause my middle is a riddleI'm spasticus, I'm spasticusI'm spasticus autisticusI'm spasticus, I'm spasticusI'm spasticus autisticusI'm spasticus, I'm spasticusI'm spasticus autisticusI dribble when I nibbleAnd I quibble when I scribble
>>216835876>gay rapistpscrtim
>>216835857effort innit
>>216835876im going to umgayrape you
Sane how I visited the bank today to deposit some cash into my bank account
>>216835894>>216835894>>216835894
>>216835880black nigger
you lot are fucked in the head
wodan
>>216835887screaming this song was about me
>>216835904yh
>>216835902you cannot say that
