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KICK OFF IN 55 BINGS

Albania starting line-up: Strakosha, Hysaj, Djimsiti, Asllani, Bajrami, Uzuni, Laci, Aliji, Ismajli, Ramadani, Hoxha
>Subs: Dajsinani, Simoni, Balliu, Cake, Ajeti, Manaj, Asani, Tuci, Pajaziti, Berisha, Daku, Broja

England starting XI: D. Henderson, Quansah, Stones, Burn, O'Reilly, Rice, Wharton, Bellingham, Bowen, Eze, Kane
>Subs: Pickford, Trafford, James, Chalobah, Saka, J. Henderson, Rashford, Spence, Rogers, Foden, Anderson, Scott.
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Finally a bit of fucking football ffs
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>>151991302
>Kane
Nothing stops the statpad
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Shit teams
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>cheeky bath
>get me PJs on
>open some snacks
>watch footie with my /sp/ mates
>hop into bed and call it a night
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>>151991302
SHQIPTËRIA
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Another scintillating display from Bukayo Saka MBE and Eberechi Eze awaits! Will they overcome the titans of world football, Albania?
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Miss me yet?
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>>151991717
hmmmm
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Alright lads.

Did a 10k with the missus, went to park to feed the ducks, had a fried egg butty, popped to my mate's to drop a present off. Making my lunches for the week and got some jacket potatoes in the oven.

Kill me. I'd love to be 12 pints deep
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>>151991796
>>151991717
She's from Kosovo you retards
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>>151991892
alri tonibler
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>>151991892
She's from London m8.
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>>151991892
She is an Albanian irredentist like most Kosovans
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Why is Bowen on the left and Eze on the right? Huh?
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i bet sometimes when he's by himself in the shower thomas tuchel sings "ten german bombers" as a kind of guily pleasure because it is so wrong to do it's almost alluring to him
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>>151992014
He's a self-proclaimed Anglophile, so maybe.
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>finally have Wharton and Rice midfield
>Not really interested because Anderson has been good
Also why is Rice even playing? We know how good he is, what happens if he gets injured? Literally every Arsenal player has gotten injured this int break bar Eze (and he prob will tonight) and Rice. So what happens to England if Rice can't play the World Cup and we're in a situation like last Euros where we kept playing Mainoo who was a literal detriment to the team but because he did a run once a game he was world class. We should be doing Wharton and Anderson. Same reason with why the fuck is Kane starting?
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>>151992067
why do you have a player for the Belgium youth team called Nathan The Cat?
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give me one reason to watch this
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Good luck lads. Hope you lose :)
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>Hoxha

Will they bunker down?
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Hoxha? l barely know her!
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got the smelling salts to hand
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>>151992058
rice starts every match because arsewogs like you would kick the fuck off if he were ever dropped
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What the FUCK is this anthem rendition lmaooo
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>A capella anthems
LMFAO
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>>151992211
>>151992214
Laughing my arse off but it's pure SOVL
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>>151992203
PLEASE STOP THINKING ABOUT ARSENAL
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>>151991302
Forgot about this match, shall not be watching thoughowsoeveralbeit I unironically have total faith in Tuchel's leadership which gives me greater peace of mind than whining the Welbeck or some over purple patcher is not playing. The Team above All, and the from the Team to Victory.

>>151991854

I suffer from the same domestic bliss, thoughts & prayers
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>>151991717
are dua
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why is everyone watching this shitfest instead of ukraina icelandia ?
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>>151992229
not my fault the FA keeps calling up their shit players
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How to get albanian gf bros
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>>151992083
he's a mentally ill man posting on a belgian vpn
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JUSTA ONNNNNNNNNNE CORNETTTTTTO
GIVE IT TO MEEEEEEEEEE
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keira knightley still fit
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>>151992250
>why are you supporting your country, chud??????
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Unc still got it
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>>151992261
Oh.... That's a bit weird.
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>>151992288
big kev
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>>151992273
still would give her a good dicking
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>>151992239
>women hate to be sexualised
>does this
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>mostly changed squad
>Kane still starting to try and pad
giv someone else a go, you cunt
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>>151992332
They want to be sexualised in the right way, by the right man
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>>151992309
he's a regular poster on /brit/. here's the story:

Ziedbelg origin story
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/179365094/#q179375540
>No bullshit when I was little and my father was in chemo my mother once brought home a middle-aged guy, looked like a teenager, I think he failed three grades, it was interesting how he fucked my mother (I peeked)

According to nederdraad ziedbelg used to spam about having a 10cm long thin penis (10cm en dun) before he started the cuck stuff there. 100% confirmed same guy
So he’s a little beta male who had to watch his mum cucking his father when he was a child…
And now he spends all day posting about black cock, cucking, race mixing, timmies with SWCs. Childhood trauma literally turned him insane

There is plenty of evidence if you want to search the archive. Search for “Ziedbelg” if you want to see what Dutch posters say about him

Making a cuckpost in Dutch on /nederdraad/:
>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/200879098/#200892388
Then the exact same post a few weeks later in English, in /brit/:
>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/201576432/#201578459

A selection of the characters he posts about in his cuck fantasies in Dutch (basically his Dutch equivalents of Cronem and Katy):
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Ann/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Delano/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Quincy/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Fouad/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Kenzo/country/Be/

Some other search terms that bring up his Dutch posts:
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/betabux/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/plap/country/Be/
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>>151992365
whom
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>Bellendham
Stop being so fucking shit PLEASE. Also why doesn't Declan Rice do the same corners he does for Arsenal? Why is England set piece coach telling them to stop it?

>>151992365
No other FW in the team bar maybe Bowen and Rashford.
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>>151992381
autism
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>>151992381
clearly isn't the same poster
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>>151992381
That's weird because 190 once posted he had a BLACKED subscription... Seems odd two gimmickposters are both into BBC cuck shit.
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>>151992392
>No other FW in the team
Yeah, it's like we should be using these inconsequential matches to explore more forward options or something
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>>151992261
He's a paedo autist who has developed a fantasy in his mind where the Gherkin building in central London is a hub for illegal migrants raping white children

He has made thousands of identical posts and was doing it even on Christmas day
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>>151992446
oh dear
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>>151992381
jesus christ almighty, its time like this I'm glad I stick to just 1 or 2 boards
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CAM ON ALBOONIA
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>>151992478
Regardless of who you are, your digital footprint in the archives is enough to confirm you are severely mentally ill.
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what are you nerds talking about
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was about to ask why the atmosphere was so shit and why I couldn't hear any chants of 'keir starmers a wanker', then I realised it's an away game
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mm anusol
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>>151992553
does nowt for me
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>>151992514
Cope on, normal posters don't fantasise about child rape and post the same banal ritual posts. Even in this thread you're doing your gimmicks because you're too disabled to switch off.
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is this englands C team or something? who the fuck are half of these niggas
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Cannot imagine being mentally ill enough to post in /Brit/ or /Britfeel/ or whatever.

Absolute pure spackers.

EFL threads only for me
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have we actually played a team in the last 10 years that doesn't park the bus when they face us?
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>>151992635
america strangely
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the little manlet marking burn kek
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>>151992635
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/61714683
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What happens first: England wins their second World Cup or Nigel Farage becomes the Prime Minister of the UK?
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>>151992683
realistically farage
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>>151992642
public transport's not really their area of expertise
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>>151992642
the world cup game? that was fun
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I hope ITV don’t have the World Cup - I cannot fucking listen to Lee Dixon
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Imagine if we concede in our final game

Would be a bit annoying
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not a good pass from are arry
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>>151992740
The BBC and ITV usually share the games don't they.
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Just catching up on the footy so far today. Glad Ireland turned it around and won, its not them to get eliminated before the playoffs.
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>>151992740
maybe im just used to him because he does a lot of american PL games but he's not that bad. would take him over a woman any day.
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>>151992683
Well, unless Labour unfuck themselves (they won't) or the Tories ditch their blaq kween, Farage is our next PM.
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>>151992740
Who cares I'm gonna be asleep for half the games anyway
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>>151992740
I don't know who Sam Matterface sucked off to get the main commentary position either, the most boring cunt in the world.
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>>151992778
>would take him over a woman any day.
not the first time youve said that either
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>>151992803
Fuck me that's a huge eel.
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>>151992805
mean
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why albanian couples look like this
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>>151992751
Yeh your right they do.. ugh
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>>151992822
ded meme
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>Farage is our next PM
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>>151992860
I would bully anyone I saw wearing that cringe
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dua lipab owl
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>>151992831
t. Afrim Spinaqi
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>>151992860
Country is finished mate, they won
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I've only just mentally recovered from the equanimity of our Foden's pass to that guy in the previous match in time to start watching this one.
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Kane is so much better than every other player on the pitch.
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isnt quansah that fake holiday
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Lets go Ingerlund, please score 2 goals before HT and sent Kane to the bench, x
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>>151992989
No it's this one.
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Why do deanos always talk about going to Dubai?
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Our next PM
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>>151993022
Hello Thomas
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i think kane needs an injury
we cannot let bayern win
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>>151993043
would guess they see it as a way to signal wealth
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>>151993093
I wonder why chavs and chavettes think Dubai is a symbol of wealth.

You just KNOW they have crushed velvet all over their house.
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>>151993074
My GOAT is not in Germany anymore, he plays for Vancouver Whitecaps
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>>151993043
So they can beat their women freely
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Hot chocolate Biscoff Brownie, Hull City, £6
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>>151993154
corr could go for one of those
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>>151993154
I shagged a bird from hull and she was proper filthy.
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Reform will win the most votes but that doesn't make Farage PM. Seats are what matter and I can see some rainbow (sic) coalition between Labour, Lib Dems, Greens and SNP happening.
Still I can see an 80 year old punished Nige becoming PM of an apocalyptic UK before us actually winning anything.
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>>151993154
6 quid for a bit of cake and custard. State of this country
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>>151993058
How's Leicester mate? Why did you run away from /cric/ kek.
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>>151993140
*sad yabba dabba doo*
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>>151993178
Corr
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>>151993178
A fellow Keely connoisseur. Gave away my power level by mentioning her at work this week
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bought coke off an albanian only yesterday
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>>151993293
Keely :)
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>stones
>o'reilly
pep babbys not having a good time
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>>151993315
Luv ar dua
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>>151993324
I think I counted 2.5 reps all exercises
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Is this match playing for nothing
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Fucks sake why are we playing a B team. Going to throw away our 101% record here

It's a complete testament to the failure of neoliberal Blair-Cameron-Starmerism that those loons are actually a viable party. We live in deeply stupid times. It's a failure of education systems and the media bourgeois
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loves selling drugs does your albanian
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>>151993315
brilliant thanks for providing them with business opportunities and encouraging more to come and fuck up our country
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>>151993293
There's a wfg thread for posting ugly dogs mate, fuck off back there.
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>>151993392
Not really for Albania, they need to seal 2nd place. Though Serbia are currently losing.
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>>151993393
can you shut up with your gay shoehorning political nonsense
fuck off to /pol/ or /int/ or something
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>>151993392
Yea I think, I switched to Iceland Match, 2nd place battle going on there...doubt it tops the Ireland match tho, that shit was insane.
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>>151993315
Immigrants once again proving their value. Diversity is our strength
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>>151991302
I swear over the last 14 years England has be facing albania every qualifiers

Why they cant get dutchland spain italy portugal england in one group? Would be so fun, every match s fucking war
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>>151993430
An Olympic gold medal adds a few points to attractiveness.
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>>151993436
Albania were 4 points ahead of Serbia before kick off
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>>151993452
>Why they cant get dutchland spain italy portugal england in one group?
We don't want the South America style grouping here m8.
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I don't mind immigrants as long as they're fit
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>>151993410
i wanted some drugs, albanians sell drugs.
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>>151993452
because if you don't seed everything including fucking knockout rounds then everyone has to try too hard
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>>151993507
>I don't mind immigrants as long as they're fit
Explain?
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>>151993536
If they're sexy :)
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>>151993536
He wants attractive men only.
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>>151993536
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>>151993507
>>151993536
for instance
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stuff the team with arsenal shitters play like arsenal
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why is this gay fucking sport the most popular in the world? this shit is so fucking boring. i watched some handegg yesterday and that shit was super entertaining. giant niggers slamming into each other at full speed. meanwhile in sucker (soccer) players dive at the slightest touch. why the fuck is diving not counted as cheating?
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>>151993507
Someone needs to infiltrate the left and inject some hard line feminism into the immigration discussion
NO men until ALL women are safe from persecution
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>>151993552
He's just saying what we're all thinking
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i hate international qualifiers and friendlies so fucking much
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>>151993552
Looking at some of the Ukrainian and North African girls we are getting these days I can understand the sentiment
Also love me some Turkish Delights
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>>151993552
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This was never going to be a thrilling match.
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>>151993536
If only the boats brought over beautiful women instead of hoards of men no one would want to stop them
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>>151993536
the Ali G policy
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>>151993605
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW EPICCCCCCCC
A FUCKING DRAW HALF WAY INTO THE MATCH
VERY ENTERTAINING!
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>>151993601
Elbow should be higher
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>>151993631
You're pissing against the wind m8. What do you want us to do about it?
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England will never win anything with Declan Rice and Jude Bellingham
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English women would from gestapo units overnight if they only immigrants were sexy Swedish women
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He's right. This match has killed my interest in this sport. I'm going to watch another sport.
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>>151993679
Do you only ever watch one sport at a time? Bit boring.
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England will never win anything with Rectum Rice and Pooed Smellingham
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>>151993631
I mean, England is already thru, no need to risk stuff
On the other hand you have France who are demolishing Azeris 3-1 despite bring qualified already, which imo is better for mentality. Especially since its bench players getting to prove their merit.
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>>151993697
I can't handle having to watch two balls moving at once like you can gay boy
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>>151993674
>sexy Swedish women
Its not fair, why are their women so fit
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>>151992381
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rice really is so shit, cunt thinks hes steven gerrard
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Me Din Dins

Sweet chilli chicken breast
Jacket potato done in the oven for hours properly
Garlic roasted tenderstem broccoli

Bosh
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>>151993764
corr looks good
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>>151993764
whats the orange thing
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>>151993764
Where's the rest of it?
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>>151993730
I have a spare bedroom if any of these women need a place to stay.

#doingmypart
#nobrownsthough
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>>151993753
I don't think he's shit, but I would bench him. Everything he can do is done better by other players. He's just a decentish all round midfielder that doesn't really excel in any area.
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>>151993764
Made something similar myself
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What's this phenotype of woman? I really fuck with this.
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>>151993804
Looks like prison food
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>>151993796
if tuchel wants stones to play in a back 3 he needs players who have discipline and dont run around like mongs into offside positions
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>>151993808
Jewish.
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>>151993808
>phenotype
Will ruin your life phenotype
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whats the cure for a hangover
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I went to in n out and got a double double with fries, both animal style, seethe more brownoids.
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>>151993808
>brown eyes
into the trash she goes, might as well be a bloody africern
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>>151993844
Bacon sarny
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Watching the match in a hotel room with a maccers and a slag.
How's yours going lads?
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>>151993844
Pre-empt it by drinking lots of water before bed - not so much that you end up throwing up of course.
In the morning if the hangover has occured anyway, I simply go to the kitchen to suck my boyfriend off and ingest his semen.
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Ebeneezer Eze with a real humbug of a ball
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>>151993808
Average Ukranian woman
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we going to lose this kek
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>>151993883
Living the vida loca
A gentleman and a scholar
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>0.29 - England's xG against Albania was their lowest in a first half under Thomas Tuchel, while they've not had lower in any half of football since the German took charge. Restricted.
england what are you doing...
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>Dan Burn
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We're not good are we?
Literally if it's not Saka, nobody is scoring
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James(if fit) and skelly will surely be your starting full backs in the wc right? No way tushit sabotages you bongs
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If we don't play Foden then who's going in the hole to play masterful passes in the D?
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>>151994071
>smelly
got to be a bit subtle with the baits
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>>151994033
We're just playing 11 attacking players with no defence. Will be alright.
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>>151994072
Lazy Jude is still trudging around the halfway line having a strop because people won't put it on a plate for him
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>>151994108
You're telling me he's worse than this broccoli haired mutt and that fat fuck shaw?
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>>151994071
skelly for sure he scares attackers
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Why do the commentators keep wanking up oreilley, he's so fucking shit..
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England selection from 1966 to perhaps around 1996 or 98 was a mad, mad place where the recency bias of a World Cup win took ages to die down and there was insufficient certainty over not only who goes in the squad but also who starts and who should be appointed as the manager. The apparent embarrassment of riches we have now for selection is nothing compared to that 30-year period where cluelessness pervaded the nation from top to bottom.
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>everybody just hates that fucking arrogant prick Jude
top kek
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gonna be a pen for ol 'arry innit, or saka if he takes them
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Who does J'rell Quasar even play for these days anyway?
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>Lazy Jude
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lazy fuckers just want a lie down
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>>151994233
Nice kit.
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P-FODZ
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that lazy bastard Jude. I hate that son of a bitch
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>J'an'd'rell Qatar
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>Stones
>injured
>again
FOR FUCKS SAKE
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eze was so bad bowen is now on the left kek
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i still seethe about itv replacing clive tyldesley with sam twatterface
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Those England flags with town names on them are sovl
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NEED MORE
RETRO KITS
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>albanian player last named hoxha
based?
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>>151994352
mhmm x
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>>151994362
Cute badge.
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>>151994379
its like their version of Patel
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Saka's BBC was too understrength from last night to put enough power behind that shot.
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>>151994346
nothing like seeing the proud cross of st george fluttering in the wind, adorned with the ancient name of 'WETWANG LOYALS' or 'WOODFORD CUM MEMBRIS'
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would someone just stick one in i have over 1.5 goals on my acca ffs
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>Saka in front of goal
>shoots

>Bellingham SEETHING because he wanted Saka to cut it back to him through three people so Lazy Jude could have a crack from further out

he's a cunt
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Do you think people (or the press) are finally going to notice how much worse we are at creating anything with Bellingham on the pitch (especially with Rice too)?

Scoring late minute goals in the last tournament was nice but we wouldn't have needed them if the team could just create a chance vs shitters in normal time.
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>>151994459
we need palmer back simple as
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>>151994362
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>>151994453
It was a terrible shot, me first decision
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>Jude
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>bellingham passes straight to them
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gwan deano
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>>151994483
the song that had ian curtis rolling in his grave
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lel listen to the chimpout
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great tackle deano
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Saka what the FUCK you shithouse
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MbeumGOAT would have 5 by now
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>saka
fucking hel
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take off saka ffs useless
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>>151994519
can't wait until the day you finally kill yourself
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>England's best player
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never gonna win anything with these arsenal shithouses
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bucrappyo sucko just came on give the starboy a chance lads
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>Bowen on the left
What is this retarded kraut doing?
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>>151994591
eze was that worthless
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RASHGOD WILL SCORE
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>>151994591
Left footers on the left right footers on the right simple as. Woke is dead pal.
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Bellingham won't show up in a meaningless game like this tbg.
He has big game energy which England always lacks in tournaments.
You can be very angry at this post but you know I'm right.
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KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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GOL GOL GOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL
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ARE HARRY!
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Arsenal corner wins the match.
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>LELBANIA
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kek why is the keeper pretending to be injured?
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thank GOD we have 1 good player
arry carrying the nation as always
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Harry Kane worth every penny
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>win every game
>concede 0
feels good bros
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put on a stamp by Saka.. magisterial..
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Did Kane just drink a Capri Sun?
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GU ON 'ARRY MY SON
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Saka magic
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>>151994673
he loves his autism juice
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Thanks god we have some former spurs players to show how arseshitters how its done
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>>151994689
He's just like me
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>>151994631
delete this, you inconsiderate cunt
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>if Scotland doesn't beat Denmark on Tuesday, we'll have Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland all in the playoffs in March

mental
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>>151994720
:)!
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>Gashford
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>trashford
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>>151994721
England carries the UK so hard
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Jude waltzing around like a lazy cunt is criminal
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>trashford
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>>151994721
Is it one leg? If they end up playing each other I'll def watch that
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>>151994631
that's actually an elite goal
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>>151994699
Like they did against Serbia oh wait no they didn't.
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Where are the elite spurs players?
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>>151994773
Yes, and a vital one. Nobody here can deny they were on their feet after certain man scored that.
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Get Bellingchoad off
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Harry Kane is the best player in the world, the only that comes close is based Konny Laimer
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Ref has been shite.
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>>151994790
who is saying saka when it flicked off an albanians head kek
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>Bellendham
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>>151994790
Brought to you by Argos.
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>>151994721
Imagine the Republic of Ireland vs Northern
Ireland.
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can spot an arsenal fan a mile off
twats are everywhere ITT
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>Smellingham
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Stones has been mighty shit but no-one is gonna talk about it
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We are so fucked if Guehi isnt fit for the World Cup
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Jude is UNBELIEVABLY gash
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>>151994817
Why don't those two retards just reunify already.
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why yes i do enjoy albanian sport's
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>>151994698
mmhmm
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>>151994819
Wish they stayed in their mongloid general
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RASHGOAT ASSIST
VOL-KANE-O GOAL
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EASY
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Stones is washed. He's definitely going to be a liability against decent opposition.
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'ARRY
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KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE
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Whoa
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>>151994735
>>151994736
>>151994750
You were saying?
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ARRY KANE DOES IT AGAIN
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Phwoar what a cross that was
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The White Man march on
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THE ANNIHILATOR OF ALBANIA
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HERE I AM

ROCK YOU LIKE A HARRY KANE
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>>151994831
isn't it just a bruise?
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ARRY
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The annihilator of Albania.
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if kane gets injured we may as well not go to america
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>>151994766
It's a semi finals > final process

So 16 teams
4 blocks of 4 teams each (each will come from 1 of 4 pots)
Semis > Final
Winners get final 4 UEFA spots
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>>151994721
Wales have to win against Macedonia first which could easily fuck up.
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>>151994868
Albanians are genuinely beautiful. At least all the ones I've seen. Makes you wonder why the men are so ugly.
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>>151994894
>trashford
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Kek that'll teach them to buy up high street property for barbershop fronts in order to orchestrate the smuggling of tens of thousands of illegal immigrants into this country for several decades without interruption.
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thank god for spurs
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RashGOD is so inconsistent, but when he's on it he's on it
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>spuds
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And to think half Ingerlund doesnt rate my boy
Englands best player by a long mile
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>>151994946
Sad but true
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>>151994940
they'd go through by the nations league route anyway. in fact either team would.
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>>151994940
nope
UEFA Nations League means that they're guaranteed a spot
If they lose vs Macedonia, they'll go into Pot 4.
If they win then they'll be Pot 1-3 based on FIFA rankings.

Other Nations League spots (that you get from winning a UEFA Nations League group) are Romania, Northern Ireland and Sweden.

So 12 teams come from the Qualifying Groups runners up, 4 team the Nations League.
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>>151994795
>elite
>spurs
Kek good one
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foden is always dogshit for england
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Anderson > Wharton
Guehi > Burn
Rashford > Bowen
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Bellingham is fucking shit
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>foden
lmao
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Is it true that kane wants to join arsenal next summer? Apparently bayern want to sell him for financial reasons or something.
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>>151994984
anyone who can't see that is a mong
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>>151994997
Except that's totally wrong and a lie
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>Both England (and likely Spain with one game to go) will finish their qualifying campaign wiith a 100% record and conceding 0 goals

how do we make qualifying more interesting lads
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England can only score from set pieces
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>>151995015
yes its true
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> 11 consecutive competitive wins for the 1st time in England's history
> 10 competitive clean sheets in a row

I kneel, Tuchel.
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>>151995015
I thought he wanted to win trophies though
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>>151995033
There are four+ minutes left don't jinx it
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Still cannot believe there is only one (1) game of football on Boxing Day. The fuck do I do now, talk to my family?
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>>151995033
Why do you need qualifying to be more interesting lmao
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>>151995015
Kane actually wants to extend, he said he wants to talk with the club in spring about a new contract
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>>151995015
Liverpool have offered 150m + Isak
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LW: Gordon > Rashy
CAM: Palmer > Rogers > Bellingham > Foden
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>>151995079
Rashford is miles better than Gordon atm
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>>151995024
Ive seen it a lot from England fans over the years, putting the blame mostly on him when they lose. Like vs France, or Spain.
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>>151995075
Did Bayern counter-offer with the 150m only?
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Boring boring England
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>>151995079
got to agree
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>>151995062
because seeing England vs Latvia or Andorra or Estonia on ITV makes me suicidal

I think the only way to fix it is to make qualifying groups transcontinental.
England would beat Tanzania 5-0 but at least it'll be a change of scenery.
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>>151995075
>valuing Kane at 151m
Bit steep at his age tbf
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>>151995066
But what about the club why do they want to sell him
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>>151995108
kekd
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I genuinely have no memory of this from last year
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>>151995108
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What happened to Broja? I was bored and watching tranny porn on my phone.
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>that ass gas
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Broja is so stiff and shit he literally injured himself trying to change direction
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>>151995133
Why would they want to sell him? Eberl and Hainer said its their first priority once Upamecano extension is done.
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>>151995156
Based Liverpool fan
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>>151995033
integrate it into the nations league
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>>151995156
>t. Cootes
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Vax status?
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>>151995033
have 2 tiers with pro/rel between them so you no longer have to play shitters. make the top tier a 32 team league format like the CL
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>>151995164
Idk thats what the rumours are saying. Man united and arsenal want him but he wants to go back to North London
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>>151995103
Sky six customers hate him as he came through the Spuds academy and he usually scored lots of goals against all of them
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>>151995164
last time i checked Upper Meccano was dogshit what happened?
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>>151995227
shows how much bayern have fallen off when that donkey is now considered elite in their league, he's on par with mustafi
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im glad its over
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Another 10/10 performance from P-Fodz
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JOHNNY FOREIGNERS IN THE MUD KEK
8 WINS OUT OF 8
ZERO GOALS CONCEDED
JFS CRYING EN MASSE
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>>151995221
There have been talks of English journos of him coming back to England before he even boarded the plane to München lol.
Only credible rumours I saw was that Barca want him, but his release clause is only active till January. And since our season is going so well and he seems keen on extending I dont see him leaving, unless some club offers a price Bayern would be stupid to not accept.
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>>151995352
>>151995352
>>151995352

POST MATCH
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>>151995227
Hes been elite this and last season, was a menace against PSG and Chelsea aswell. Its why his extension is trickier than Kanes will be.
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>>151995366
There's a lot of noise from English journos about him breaking the supposed goals record held by Shearer. I don't know why Kane would care desu, it's not even the all-time record. If he went to some shit like Man U (linked with him for years) just to return to England he'd be nuts. Hope he stays in Germany you seem to appreciate him much more than we ever did
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Right I'm off to watch Nigeria v Doctor Congo to see who makes the intercontinental playoffs
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>>151995433
What if Pep pairs him with Haaland and the whole world goes back to 4 4 fucking 2?
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>Kane finally scores from a set piece for England
Mad how good Saka and Rice are at set pieces yet fucking Dan Burn can't score for toffee. Bring Harry 'Thundercunt' Maguire instead. Top scoring England defender OF ALL FUCKING TIME. He would be banging in goals with Rice and Saka doing corners and free kicks. What the fuck does Tuchel see in Dan Burn?
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>>151995433
>it's not even the all-time record
No but it'd be the PL record and pre-offside football is a different kettle of fish. It's why Pele has so many goals.
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>>151997071
There has always been an offside rule. In fact it used to be 3 players not 2.



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