Norwich cathedral edition
>>216858446future mosque edish
violence against the state sub edish
Beverley Minster is the finest parish church in England, and that's a fact.
>>216858491get it buldozed, tarmac over it and get some new flats built for asylum seekers
>>216858491it needs a wash
>>216858473spazz virgin bender>>216858369>>216858369>>216858369>>216858369>>216858369we here love kelly brooks titssimple as
Stop procrastinating, Aleksandar.
what was the deleted post
im going to be a astronaut when i grow up
>>216858473でかパイ見せてくれ
>>216858535prefer not to say
>coworker gone for literally 3 months, thought she'd left>appears back one day at work>does 3 shifts then not seen again sincewhat's gone on here? Did they need her to be physically present in the building before sacking her or what?
spaffin' righ noe
>>216858473is that one of them oriental ladies ive been hearing about
>>216858535if you're aknowledged about /sp/ lore it was tantamount to the bababab scandal
I wish to visit the Shrine of St Edward the Confessor.
>>216858545You can't even leave your smeggy bedroom let alone go to space
wish the universal language was something other than englishthat way we could post here without jfs
>>216858580>jfs?
>>216858580If it was something else then we'd all have to learn another language. Sounds like a chore.
>>216858573*sends your jaw into the stratosphere*
>>216858592fonc
prog rock bands be making a nice sounding song then put some ugly ass circus music in for no reason just fuck off
>>216858571yeah? what do you want me to do about it?
crazy how such important and famous artefacts from english history are now little more than obscure trinkets, overlooked - in more than one sense - by and for turkish barbers, pakislop peddlers and other ethnic eateries
>>216858580*fucking rapes your arse off at 19999999999999999999999 miles an hour*
>>216858611which one are you thinking of
crypto jfs seething
>>216858633yer da
>>216858633all of them but i was just listening to yes
the squirrels are frantically scavenging the last remaining bits of shit from the ends of the trees
wtf does jfs mean
>>216858646I GET UPPPPPPI GET DOWNNNNNNN
>>216858662get the greys obliterated
wanking, thinking of sucking dua lipa's farts out of her anus
>>216858668fonc
>>216858668FONC
>>216858662you going to be supplying them with some hazelnuts over the winter? keep the lads going
i wish i was spongebob
>>216858646thank you for supporting the accrington music industrydo you like karnivali support the australian music industry with themand pendulum
>>216858670it was in fact that exact song dont know what purpose the ugly sounding parts serve i know they make it and know it sounds like shit
>>216858668Jamal, Farooq and Sambo
>>216858668>>216858698>>216858699pscr
i dont get you lads who start having a wank then continue to post here mid-stroke
>>216858668JF = Johnny ForeignerJFs = plural of JF
right well that's just a badly photoshopped picture isn't it
tried to get into golf but couldn't hit the damn ball
need a big hat gf
right well thats a woman with her cock out isnt it
ok so whats fonc and pscr mean? first day on /int/ btw
>>216858753FONC
>>216858753s
If you can't achieve the core elements of life - home, family, stability no matter what you do, then why bother slaving away for some whip-cracking capitalist? Why go through all of the hardship of unpaid internships and 50k debt degrees to MAYBE get a job in a high stress company where you'll start on the same wage as your local Tesco express? Why spend every penny you have from this 'great job' renting a damp, cockroach infested hole in a crumbling city so you can still never get enough money together for your own place? Makes more sense to stay at home with mum and dad (if possible) and spend what little you get from the dole or your cashier's job and numb the discomfort of knowing your life's going nowhere with tiktok and weed.
IT IS FUCKING FREEZING
right well that's a woman with her massive knob out
>>216858747brother asked me to go golfing with him once and he never asked me again because I got so angry with playing badly and think I embarrassed him by dressing like a slob as well
this looks nice
>>216858753JAMWIT
>>216858800
https://youtu.be/51oPKLSuyQY?si=fyGO6668hHOtry88&t=727Boomers cuming their diapers at 12:07
rorke goes golfing
>this looks nice
>>216858850for me its the first few mins in particular cooooorrr
>>216858845I felt guilty about it and bought him a pint afterwards though.
>>216858753I think FONC means "fuck off new cunt" or something like that, because FOY means "fuck off yank"PSCR seems to be a shortening of "poo screaming", which has evolved out of people saying they're screaming/hooting/hollering etc when they think something is funny. I guess the inclusion of "poo" is because /brit/ has a history of regarding poo as funny (e.g. /brit/'s much-liked phrase "doing a poo lads")
let's fucking GO lads
>>216858878Bubba returning the favour
>>216858899battyman score
>>216858879who put 20p in TwatGPT
The whole victim complex and left wing identification with brown people that seems to surround modern “Celtic” identity is by far one of the most cringey things Think more highly of weebs than I do anyone who cares about that nonsense
>>216858863quite a funny response actually that ladhave a nice evening x
wankpuffinGPT
>>216858899Social credit score looking up good job lad x
Need Bubba
microwaving meself some eastern slop. bitta chicken, bitta noodles, bitta rice, that kinda thing
get heartburn off bananas me
>>216858982full of bananaric acid
>>216858982poofter alert
what does scotish milk taste like
SEASONS WILL PASS YOU BY
>>216858978put it all together in one of those little bread pouches, you know the ones... bitta breads they call them
rorke potter and the smelly bedroom
Poop and niggers dying
Harry Potter and the Fraudulent PIP Claim
>>216859012irn bru
>>216859012Are scots really this swarthy?
rorke making a faustian pact with his job coach
>>216859034and shake it up? one of them'o things?
>>216859078
>>216859058bonkers how most posters here now are too young know who this guy is
ok but what about pscrianf?
>>216859098*fat and uglyand yes btw
>>216859119not allowed to say
>>216859098https://x.com/KnightsTempOrg/status/1990362195453268309
>>216859112Did he die
>>216859119There's a poo screaming variant that's just random unrelated letters. Technically it's just a "screaming" variant but the one you posted is specifically a poo screaming variant.
right which one of you was this
>>216859136OK... This thing needs to be more diverse....I really thought in 2025 we were past this
reading harry potter and the methods of rationality can feel my iq swelling in my head
pooing in my mouth and screaming it back out again
>>216859184fonc pscr jfs etc
the aussies all love TOOL
Harry Potter and the Lacklustre Sexual Encounter
>>216859151>random unrelated lettersmong
we at /brit/ love are joanne. a national treasure
>>216859185>harry potter and the methods of rationalitydont remember that one
>>216859164Poo scanning
>KnightsTempOrgDeano in the medieval age naming his recruitment agency
>>216859214Toounpminthaofatorcracorhonandmulondelinvhitthechorepilathiachacelverfor?
>>216859233would love to have a go on her tits
sir blue peter
>>216859233terf bitch
imagine being the gchq agent whose job it is to decipher CWLTSHC and the rest of the drivel we post in this thread
hellooo /brit/
>terf bitch
>>216859136why do they always have to be so fucking miserable
aiclimate changenuclear warglobal pandemicone of these 4 will wipe out humanity in the next 100 years
>>216859279wh
hello I need some bitches on me dick
>>216859322hopefully all 4
>>216859309nice selfie
>>216859322let's have another pandemic, the last one was nice
>>216859334Get rid of that yee-yee ass haircut
>>216859378people like my hair actually
>>216859322*redirects them from destroying humanity to destroying my spud sack*
>>216859365thanks. do you think i'm hot?
this is going to be utter dogshitzelda kinda cute though
Turn my balls into paperclips
>>216859404yh id shag you
>>216859408buy an ad
>>216859408why does the main guy look weird
https://jiggie.fun/0E4htxpornographic puzzle is done if anyone would like a look
>>216859426buy an ad
rorke is mixing cleaning supplies after doing a small test (only ammonia x chlorine) mixing antiseptic/bacterial cleaner and bleach and that will show the bed bug
>>216859408is it a tranny?
>>216859430he looks loads like link who also looks weird
ralph wiggum
been stalking old school friends on facebook and found a bunch of photos of my 15 year old self with my then friends that are embarrassing but also nostalgic
>>216859431need a wank now
>>216859408the girl on the right is cuter
>>216859012that woman on the right is tiny
>>216859449
>>216859370I miss lockdown so much
>>216859464
>>216859322I believe Oxford already predicted there's 10% chance of global extinction by 2100 via biological terrorism. Im guessing it will be AI though, since that prediction was from last decade.
rorke's like, so whatever
Oh is mousey mixing chemicals again? Change the fucking channel pinkie!
you ever stop worrying about things, and tell new worries to fuck off for like a week and then start feeling like you are ODing on life and start needing a shit more and other stuff?
might get the jada stevens sex arse out
>>216859464loads of people in Scotland are complete midges, especially boomers and their ilk. The zoomers coming through are taller so it must have been a malnutrition thing
>>216859497>biological terrorismwhat's the point of thislike 12 monkeys radicals or something
>>216858561pits and tits
>>216859513im doing the first thing that there is to do when safely cleaning your house- mixing chemicalsbecause I am based
>>216859460good post
straight porn dance
>>216859559Good luck cleaning the house, try not to top yourself
>>216859559
mousey strikes me as the kind of person who would steal a birds egg from a nest and inject his sperm into it to try and make a bird human hybrid
avatar use
>>216859576kek those are two separate things>>216859578baased have already got 1 uma career queued up, going to do all three. also have to do a unity cup (remember to do 20 unity cup playthroughs before the event goals end)
>>216859552Doomsday cults, terrorists who can't control it, experiments, warfare, etc
I now think thatworld is completely meaningless and amliving much happier as an atheist.
dunno why but i always want to wank after riding my bike
>>216859636the phallic feeling of the saddle grinding on your boypussy, no doubt
>>216859593sexo I also like to think sometimes that the white parts of the eyes are the pupils and it is a lil evil bunny >:3 (more like, mischievous)
>>216859593One foot in front of the other little umbunny… we’re all waiting for you patiently.
>>216859636i know why...i know why....
>>216859655um x>>216859652UM
>>216859552The other day the topic of a virus that makes 99% of the population infertile came up It would infect you, sit dormant for a few years while making you irreversibly infertile. Something like that seems plausible to me because I can imagine there are military research labs where such things are contemplated purely to consider the question "would this even be possible?". All it takes is one to escape the lab then it just replicates itself forever using natural mechanisms, undetected.
>mousey cleaning his "house">da bombe blast
too warm with the heating ontoo cold with it offgoing to kill myself
won't be able to see them soon
Job Centre went find same lady as last time only in there a few mins
>>216859636The saddle cuts off the blood and it all rushes back when i get off and gives me a rager.
>>216859722just pop a jumper on :) or a onesie- a bunyiy onesie (SEXY)
any dysfunctional bad with money family who TOOK ALL MY FUCKING MONEY man in
RapidClart ©
well leftyrorke?
What do you do at the job centredo they actually help you find a job or do they just tell you to get on it yourself?
>>216859765youve gone feral
laying down on the electric blanket. thanks for reading x
>>216859765are you an umbunny
>>216859593hello little umbunny
glod
>>216859785they put you on pointless programmes or palm you off to the restart scheme
>>216859784buy an ad
B&M got the Christmas music on right now. Not even the good stuff, the royalty free type shit
>>216859784They look like elvesDon’t watch video games movies thoughWill probably piss off leftypol
japanese mosuey watching mofuchu taisa
>>216859816which posts are those, can you please link them?
>>216859816>a fucking freak is sitting there talking to himself saying stupid things to no one.please tell me you recognise the irony in you of all people saying this
welshwoman of colour
>>216859836see if they've got mr toms on deal
*elbows the fattest cunt out of /brit/*got room for one more?
>>216858446
>>216859785they told me to take my degree out my cv and got me to sign up to predatory fake charity jobs, including one with a really pushy indian bossbut paid my whole rent and then some the whole time so i could find a job myself
>>216859858he doesn't, that's his entire thing
mad how anti wokes completely replaced sjws now and are equally as annoying
>>216859866*the fattest cunt*aaaand that would be me lol
>>216859891they're all brown
He’s right though. You literally can’t deny it. The thread was good and mousey was engaging in conversation and then the Belgian shows up to ramble to himself
He's behind me, isn't he?
concerning that when i flush, the toilet water is replaced by something that's the same colour as my piss
>>216859891righties have been serious over the past few years in becoming as deranged and jarring as leftiesreally successful programme
I chose and pursued a gf out of desperation for partnership and convenience this year. I succeeded.Now we’re attached to each other, and im now wishing she had more of a sexually attractive body.I’m in too deep. She might get hurt. That’s not what I want. I’m probably being too picky though, as I also know that sexually attractive women are also much more difficult to keep attracted to you. This must be a common concern surely…
>>216859891what game is this?
>>216859915>The thread was goodextremely low quality nonsense catchphrases and avatar use is not "good"
>>216859938https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FihYLsnrio
you should go push for the BE flag flagatarfaggot to be rangebanned from this place
>>216859938Hello Kitty Island Adventure
>>216859914You like the black willies, don't you?
>>216859890but why though. ive seen him do it loads. is it part of his severe mental illness or he is just being a dickhead?
>>216859811hi x
Ooooo
>>216859939Neither of which were happening. You must have been on a different general. Maybe /cum/?
>>216859969was called ello cunt before the woke
get my arse shagged again
>>216859979why are you thinking about men showering
>>216859983end result is the same, just report and ignore
>>216859891>now
>>216859953complaining about woke in overwatch is basically just hitting yourself
would like a deep voice but wonder if that would make it difficult to speak quietly
>low quality / avatar use these are the flags 2 more recent posts:cr1one0m bo1utt0a ha1nd0 o1ut0 Q1uickT0apR1apidCl0art ©his third and most latest (this is how much he spams)cro1nem0 ha1ving ho1t s1howe0r in1 ma1rbl0e g1her0ki1n ba1throo0m r1nm1m1hm0m i1t b1e s1team0y up d1er0e xyou should be reporting these posts
>>216860019Showering together, washing each others batons x
bring back Steptoe and Son make them black
>>216859836heard some in the asda when i went to get some things earlier
rorke claiming pip due to injuries received during gamer gate
got the gay bjork onfun fact bjork is icelandic for bjoring
>>216860019why are you thinking about them showering?
>>216859836feliz navidad is my manchurian candidate trigger
>>216859931>something that's the same colour as my pissyou need to investigatelike sherlock holmes would, lol. the case of the piss colored substance haha
Rocking back and forth autismo style to YES IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOUIT CAN HAPPEN TO ME!Them white boys got soul!
>>216860040no theyre not
>>216860044Drives me up the fucking walls. It’s November. I’m starting to think we should adopt our own Thanksgiving to space it out properly.
>>216860078miserable bastard
>>216860066Blatant racist lie. It’s part of black culture.
report the BE flags posts, because he is not welcome here
>>216860024doesnt have that much woke except the forced gay soldier stuff
>>216860104you have my axe
>>216860105>forced gayhot
>>216860104use a trip so i can filter you, annoying dickhead
>[Deleted]
screaming in my dads face
>>216860131>>216860134miron
>>216860105And the pansexual Asian bloke (Lifeweaver) and the Lesbian (Tracer)Like all things “woke” can be ignored if you just grow up and enjoy something normally
>>216860135go back to where you came from
>>216860065do you like tarkusi love tarkus
just pooed out my willy
Mods,>>216860069>>216859856>>216859708
sir freezer tea
mousey won. let's face it.
Need to start preparing for the next escort I see lads. Due on the 30th. Need some advice.I've got to approach this differently to the Russian one. This one is British at least, similar age to me, which might be better as the Russian was a few years younger and was maybe a bit immature, should also avoid communication issues.I doubt I'll be able to get hard the first time so I have to somehow get to the point where I can return for a 2nd try.I'm thinking.1. Tell her at the start or the day before that I'm very inexperienced and want to take it slow.2. Don't explicitly say I'm a virgin unless she asks.3. Look at her profile and chat about things she says she likes.Any other suggestions? I really want this to go well. Seriously asking for help here. Don't tell me to fuck off. I'm done with the Russian but I have to move on.
Haven't posted in about 3 weeks. Been doing full time school and full time toil, really not so bad. No longer feel the shame of the hermit neet, but that of the broken ZOGslave. Cant win, can you
I love Christmas but really when it starts so early in the shops n that, by the time Christmas actually rolls around I've had quite enoughMy nearest town's putting the lights and that up this week, much to the disdain of all the pachyderm that live there I hope>>216860156Lucio's a coon too don't forget
>>216860173it worked didnt it they paid attention
lucio is a coon isn't he
>>216860195sybau
>>216860195my suggestion? Save the money and buy a gun and shoot yourself x
White Boi Sovl
>>216860210>>216860216stop replying to him you mongos
>>216860210>>216860216It's heathermong btw.
unc got moves
>>216860197He’s Brapzilian. That seems right
>>216860262starting to see more and more zoomers dress like that. baggy jeans and black office shoes or whatever they are. very strange.
>>216860262thanks
I thought about seeing an escort once but they're very expensiveI bought an anime figure instead
Change, changing facesRoot yourself to the groundA word to the wiseWell you'll get what's comingOne word can bring you aroundChanges
There is a Brit who comes into my shop and tries so damned hard to get me to acknowledge that he is English and give him attention, but it won't happen. I WILL treat him as an American, and an annoying, unlikable one at that.
reckon I can do the tour of /brit/ain next year at this rate
not trying to glaze but chatgpt is honestly so fucking sick and it’s only gonna get better
i was terrible at overwatch. used to get abused in the chat because of how bad i was.
reminder to report the BE flags posts
>There is a Brit who comes into my shop and tries so damned hard to get me to acknowledge that he is English and give him attention, but it won't happen. I WILL treat him as an American, and an annoying, unlikable one at that.
no footy today bellingham in a hot bath in spain rn
>>216860332i will protect you.
>>216860324prefer Claude
>>216860314Is that on a bike
>>216860332the strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must
>>216860367no i jogged
l have shame but no selfrespect
my Amazon delivery driver is the sweetest lady ever if I ever win the lottery I’ll give her 200 grand I reckon
>>216860332I’m Grandmaster almost ChampionI’ll boost you if you show me hole on discord sometimes x
>>216860314Do you wear Lycra and everything fucking bender
>>216860410nah i haven't played since about 2018, thanks though x
>>216860446Frigid
Also think im in love lads x. Check back in in later, must get back to the grind
>>216860409worked as a cashier and had a bunch of people jokingly saying if they won the lottery they'd give me money for selling them the winning ticket.not received a fucking penny
>>216860296that's already been the fashion elsewhere for a year+ britain is so behind gone are the days of british fashion trend setters you are now the iowa of planet earth. perpetual followers, perpetually a decade behind, sad what you've become
>>216860484>people jokingly saying if they won the lottery they'd give me money for selling them the winning ticket
>>216860484Chances are they didn’t win
>sad what you've become
test
>>216860530love this video, the guy does like a perfect gta online emote
all the runts will be getting ready to spam their news the second we hit bump limit
>>216860550they commit homicide 20 seconds later it's not funny
Yeah I dress gayQueer eye for the straight guy
>>216860578it is
>>216860367indoors>>216860439yeah it's comfy and quicker
>>216860530why would you go outside with no shirt when your body looks like that?
>>216860605he isnt vain like you
ralph bigham
>>216856621>>216856621>>216856621
>>216860616the new as it were
>>216860594Holy faggot
>>216858567>>216858567>>216858567NEW
remember threadmeister
Shut the fuck up you parasite
>>216860616>>216860641think youre funny?
>>216860641ffs look at them slagging us off as per usual
>>216860657yeah
>>216768575>>216768575>>216768575
>>216860661really ought to say something
>>216860715>>216860715>>216860715
chicken for tea btw lads
mumbergs having soup
sir free thinker
>>216858668If you don't know you're probably a jf
you lads really are the living end
pscianf
theres a place in france called brest
fucking make it
am a political commentatah!
anything before page 6 is early
>>216860786theres a place in belarus called brest too
scared im going to be banned momentarily for making that thread
rorke terrified to post because the new is close by
are england playing tonight
poo um
pooing on my keyboard and letting it get all inbetween the keys
You’re all so fucking lazy. Drop dead pronto.
>>216860868>>216860868>>216860868the new as it was
>spends my energy on making a fake new instead of the real one
>>216860882>>216860882>>216860882
