Carlisle Castle edish
>>216867785>>216867791>>216867813>>216867883didnt realise there were so many dirty fucking nonces itt
>>216868571I'll miss this general whenever your tyrannical government finally gets around to exiling you all from this site forever
>>216868614i heard it's happening in 2 weeks
>>216868599how is it nonceymy imagination isn't real
>>216868614Just two more weeks
Right well poo seal is back isn't he
3 pm perfection boing boing x
Leave me alone, Ashley I want Ada Wong's tight Asian fanny!!!
>>216868632never left BABYYYYYY
i visited Edinburgh castle a while ago
Every device has a camera and microphone so they can spy on you
>>216868654me toothink it was 2023
standing in line for two and a half hours waiting for the vampire ride at chessington in the pouring rain
news reports have confirmed they are indeed, on a heinous onex
>>216868641>boing boingpartick thistle
>>216868654did you get fed up with it then realise you have ages left
>>216868642i no wan da wong i wan da ada wong
poo seal back from his sabbaticalalso I can type x's again yayay
>>216868614Fourteen days hence
>>216868709making a late play for gimmick of the year
>>216868731already firmly established as gimmick of the year long ago
>>216868731i'm voting noonei'm conceding my vote
>>216868747pleased to have played my small part by making the first chocolate seal
Resident Evil 4: The Origin of Yellow Fever
>>216868776It isn't made of poo
wait is poo seal actually made of poo or just covered in mud
>>216868778outer /int/ jfs when we finally get blocked
>>216868776he's fab
>>216868797
>>216868797>>216868799yes i can officially confirm he is in fact made of pooget yours now in time for chrimbo!
I wish I was an American furry trannyThis country is too grim for it
Going poo mental
Fill in the blanks from this loveable tv show host>am I [blank]ing an eyebrow>[blank], it's not just a good idea, it's the law>I'm the [blank]ing blob
My biggest regret growing up and even now is that both of my grandfathers died when I was young.I was robbed of spending time with them. Given that I'm lonely, and old men tend to be lonely, I wish I could've spent afternoons with them just chatting :(
>>216868830Strange, your file name seems to suggest this beast is in fact made of chocolate!
>>216868704not really it was just very busyi dont live that far from it
>>216868802you jest but... yea
>>216868867these particular ones are chocolate but your average main line poo seal is made of the purest poo
sister is bouncing off the walls with excitement because i bought her an £8 frog teapot from the charity shop for christmas
don't know where you all came from but i'm very glad you're here, very glad indeed
>>216868871every time i go i spend too much time looking at the little models and then think it's best to just power through the rest of it
>>216868555pooseal scream
>>216868898can i shag her up the arse, please?
27 and i broke up with my gf this past weekendbrutalfeels like im starting over
>>216868894That does clear things up. Good day! *walks down the stairs backwards out the thread*
Honestly it's no wonder 4chan are suing ofcom. Brits make up a huge amount of users on the site so it's a lot of money lost if we do get banned
You ever tell yourself a story out loud but it's about your own life and you're the one telling it so you know how it ends but you insist on speaking all the way through it as if you're telling it to someone else? haha yeah
>The sender has advised they have despatched your item to Royal Mail.it looms
>>216868934Why did you break up
>>216868945>4chan are suing ofcomsounds like a waste of time
>>216868930she has a boyfriend sorry. little anecdote but he's entirely english but has curly black hair and brown eyes and was asked if he was his jeet bosses son the other day. would've killed myself if that happened to me
>>216868863bit presumptuous of you to assume they'd enjoy a useless layabout's company
bedtime now :)
>>216868956Kingberg showing up on your doorstep
>>216868964Knob's too small
>>216868955ever considered having an interaction with another human being in real life? reckon you'd enjoy it
>>216868956Drugs?
>>216868964knobs too big
>>216868992be giving him a piece of my mindand maybe a polite thank you for dropping off my parcel>>216869024no because im not a degenerate
about a month until brtitsh ISPs block 4chanenjoy your final days
>>216868997would these other human beings want to hear a 20 minute story about how i got my nickname and why most people I know have never called me by my real name?
need to start buying plastic tat to stay sane
My biscuits are burning
doctor pepper is just so peng.
The Monty Pyke Putsch
theyre being heinous
burning 10000000 pages of paper
>>216869131The streets are saying that Sprite has overtaken Dr Pepper in the pop meta as of late
um
>>216869067I'll just other social media sites
>>216869067does this mean /brit/ will live on without any actual Brits?
>>216869151Big fan of Sprite too
>>216869157umworm
In the grand scheme of things, WW2 wasn’t even that long ago. When my grandparents were born it was still going on.
>>216869151Sprite sucks
>>216869131ktim drank 2 litres a day from the end of primary school to until i was 17
>>216869164Ofcom will ban /brit/ as well.
>>216869151just lemonade at the end of the day init
>>216869177My nanny was in the League of German Girls
Wish I could redo my life from the age of about 15 onwards.I've failed lads. 29 and aside from prostitutes I've never had a kiss, or held hands, or had any form of sex.I don't even feel that sad about it any more. Just numb, honestly. I just wish I knew where it went wrong.
I THINK /BRIT/ SUCKS
>>216869177In the grand scheme of things, WW1 was the real final war. WW2 was just Germans fighting Russians, and the Americans and British sitting by until they decided to finish the war now before it got too ugly.
>>216869190Lemon AND lime. it's bisexual or whatever
>>216869151Dr Pepper is the white mans drink.
>>216869208you're an absolute ledge you big beautiful bastard
>>216869208i consider myself a bit of a loser and ive done all of those things and i didnt need to pay for itgrim to think what kind of worm you must be
And stay out
What's your family's Coat of Arms?
just licked a spotted dick
I bet Emma Watson does very smelly farts.
sprite isnt lemonade it doesnt even have LEMONS in it for God's sake
Literally no better feeling than getting snug and warm on a cold night
>>216869177My Grandad was born during The Battle of Britain and now his biggest problem in life is getting a Google Wallet on his phone to store concert tickets. Kinda mad that
>>216869233ohhh ok thats fine by me im an ally
>>216869254>grim to think what kind of worm you must bethe one that's been spamming for weeks about an escort
>>216869230Bizzare assumption. Hitler started a war against the Brits and French by just randomly taking up countries when he could have waited. The Soviets would have invaded by the 40s at some point, at which point Germany would have the permission of Britain, France and America to march east and do the job of knocking out Russia. Hitler would have got his eastern lands if he done that.
do you think dairy farmers feel like cucks when the cattle they raised from birth reach maturity and get bred by some breeder’s bull?
>>216869177pretty mental isn't it. Ringo Starr and Hitler both co-existed for 5 years.
>>216869291My great grandad bombed your grandad (and mine)
Playing a etude to myself in C minor
>>216869332any good?
>>216869208I want to redo my life from about 11. Every decision I have made has been the wrong one. For now my plan is to focus on getting fit and once I've achieved my ideal weight I can kill myself knowing I've at least achieved something.
>>216869297umworm
you all talk a lot of shit but i bet half of you dont even have hair on your balls yetnot a single folliclehaven't sprouted even peach fuzzyour balls are smoothsoft ballsthey're probably supple
>Playing a etude to myself in C minor
>>216869332nonce
>>216869309i think they feel like cucks when selling their milk for pennies to supermarkets who then sell it for a quid
>>216869361mean to send this on roblox mate?
>>216869348Mental how I couldve posted this word for word
>>216869341Yeah it's aiight, bit sad thoughbeit
>>216869367fruit gummy
>>216869302Hitler was a massive retard who just kept getting absurdly lucky. Even in WW2 he lucked out against the French who, by all rights, should have fucking demolished Germany if they had even half-way competent leadership.
>>216869314bit harsh of him innit?
This is the thing about these Anglo IQ-fetishists. They have never picked up a book about a European country that didn’t speak English.Germany wasn’t decentralized and weak between about Otto I and Friedrich II of Sicily (936-1250). That’s not some historical blip. It’s over three centuries. It’s a longer time than, for example, the US has existed.And when the Empire did break down, it wasn’t for lack of Roman law, it was because of papal medaling in the existing class-conflicts between the nobility and the king, cf the Investiturstreit and Barbarossa’s campaigns in Italy.The notion that Germany, or any state, could be held together by “centralised law” rather than military force is just ridiculous. All laws are backed by military force. The Anglo-American conceit to the contrary—that laws just exist and people consensually follow them, even when they’re unjust—is obviously untrue, as many of us have found out the hard way in the last ten years.This whole argument is just a rehashing of the typical anti-National Socialist slanders—usually put forth by Jews but occasionally conservatives—that German history was somehow a perversion.These writers then conclude that “we have nothing to learn from Germany, because we did it right in England and America”, while ignoring the fact that International Jewish Money-Power established itself in London and New York, not in Berlin. The obvious question should be: what moral and political deficiencies Anglo-World thinking lead to this state of affairs? Why did the strongest resistance movement against Jewish Power emerge in Germany and not in England or America?The answer is that the dominant currents in Anglo-thinking have opened us up to Jewish subversion, and that we ought to look elsewhere to fix the problem, rather than doubling down on the mistakes of the last two centuries.
>>216869379Decimated that noncey bastard
Nice that
>>216869373how do you think actual cuck farmers feel? do you think they discuss it with the wife and then try talking any available man within a 100 km radius to “come up to the farm” ?i imagine they’d struggle to find any available suiters
>>216869405write the post yourself don’t use AI you fraud
Me llamo Ramon Salazar
>>2168694087-11 employee ahh jersey
>>216869254FONT
>>216869421I stole it from greg contes substack
are you ok
>>216869309just a job innitmakes him moneythe cows are made to be bred by bulls
poo burnsley
>>216869406Yeah, he did, did he?Reduced him by a factor of 10, yeah?
>>216869302That's a lot of assumptions and what-ifs. You forget that Fascism = requires invasion of neighbors to keep the machine going Soviet Russians = had been co-operating with the West and Capitalists since the 1920s and were keen on keeping the status quo The UK just sat on their ass when Hitler barked his war declaration at them. The Battle of Britain pretty much proved that Hitler was powerless against anyone on an equal footing. The UK was pretty comfy from then on. It fought Hitler with one hand behind its back, while the other hand dicked around across the globe.
>>216869437I don’t see it
>>216869447no but it alri
Finland is a giant psyop. It tops every single Western rating, but on the ground it's a bunch of Finno-Ugric alcoholics living in permafrost in total darkness. No offense, Northern Russia fits this description as well. But no one is insisting that Russia's the happiest country!
gay retard
>>216869464did that mong
>>216869464...yh
>>216869479batarian sex male pregnancy batarian sex mod install
>>216869408me when my mum is chechen and my dad is hungarian
how is 7/11 a thing in the US where there was 9/11
>>216869484*nudges guy next to me*I think he is talking to you.
feel like pure shit just want her back x
>>216869483There is no permafrost in 99% of Finland. You're a daft yank clown.
>>216869447far from it
>>216869517cos 7 ate 9/11 xD
>>216869447I'm not okay. I'm not o-fucking-kay.
6 7
>>216868571>RIGHT, LADS, IF YOU SO MUCH AS SEE A MAN IN A SKIRT, OPEN FYAH!
NEED BUBBA
>>216869551>I'm not o-fucking-kay.Are ye Peter KayLol x
>>216869551alri Gerard Way
>>216869505and here i go, hating again
the most perfect 3 pm you've ever seen bopping on onyxdem rn
garlicbread!
>>216869607
>>216869580Gay male
first physio appointment tomorrownervous
fagfairywhite arse pinkholemasculinebrownlarge cockmuslimphallic
a man who is not me but has lots of sex with women of a young age i am notfantasythe men, washing themselvesthe women in paini'm not involvedbut god, those men who aren't me
>>216869625huh
>>216869639Anxiety at being touched during my physio appointments meant I didn't retain any information they gave me
>>216869639hope it goes well, titanium knee cap incoming maybe? mechanised they/them x
>>216869253<3>>216869254I've just never had confidenceThis whole situation with the Russian escort has just knocked me back again since I'm now worried I'll make a catastrophe with the next escort>>216869348Good luck lad
>>216869410it's all about the thrill
that last part is insane
the lots of men in my mind (i am not one of them) are tired from all the sex they are having (that i am not)tomorrow they will have more of the sex, and i will think of that
nothing at all wrong with what I said
>>216869674youre a sad little manpiss off
can everyone leave the threadneed some time alone x
@Tesco ITS CALLED A FUCKING CHRISTMAS CAKE
group of men tomorrow will be, without me, having a lot of sex with young womeni think it will be violenti know i won't be present
Just saw a /brit/itsm on outer>>216869683
>>216869639hope it goes well :3
would you rather have pleasant-smelling farts or be able to see a new color
s curved baton slithering its way down 4m
im obsessed with him
>>216869700I found it impressive I mean
what do i do if the doctor is fit
>>216869726would be quite cool if my farts smelled like air freshener i supposethough i would like the option to change out the fragrance at my own volition
>>216869720wahey for them x
>>216869729overripe armadildo
>>216869741sex with him
>>216869741become gay
>>216869741wait about 3 years and they'll regenerate
>>216869706"No"
had a lump on my testicle inspected by a female nurse oncegot booked in for a scan because it was a real lump and never went hehe
those other men are great at doing sexprobablyi dont take partthey arent realbut i would like them to be and i would like them to be goodthey would be greati wont be, because im not one of themi couldnt beim notthey are
>>216869779who are you quoting stupid bugger
"Deh!"
leftypol trying to sing that one bit from Paramore's All I wanted and failing spectacularly
got ED mecan’t get it up for my gf or her fantastic ass anymore. she literally sucked it for over an hour on saturday and it didn’t even get to half mast. it’s over
>>216869783Bizarre.
let's get shaggedall of us in a roomcome on, let's do it
New Jeet knowledge drop.
>>216869857ah yes the predecessor to The Silk Road, The Poo Trail
its the time i think of themtomorrow will be the time i think of them againill think of them a few times, these specific timesi like that they would have a schedulethose other men, i need a schedule like themon the hour, they could do that, so should ii wont do it like thembut god i wish i could
>>216869857yeahi'd want "out of india" too!
love seeing all my money go up and up
>>216869927ktim i call my willy all my money
might kill myself
... supper time wearing my excellent glasses watching A place in the Sun on channel 4 on my TV via puck in home ...
>>216868614nigger
>>216869959i know a cum wall when i see one
>>216869810
gently nursing a bubba as I type this
rorke and his chud son
>>216868778rorke mate its just a book
>>216869959
arianators are deranged
one time I got my bumhole fingered by a fit Indian doctor because I hadn't pooed in 4 days
When did you realise Russians are subhumans?
>>216869983scream
snappydem nursing batondem
>>216870032they got you in with a specialist then?
>>216869983screamig at the nga in the back
on god we are ALL bumping this rn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bEDM4bsfWg
>>216870032ended up with more poo in there than when you went in
Dad’s retiring soon and has stopped giving a fuck. Started smoking fags again. Phones in sick to work cause he just doesn’t feel like it. Got a dog.
>>216870050Yeah her name was Pooja actually. The absurdity was NOT lost on me and I had to suppress a giggle.
Uh
>>216870074my dad retired 40 years ago
>>216870087War in pakistan is there
>>216870061replaying the bit where Dahvie gets executed and smiling so everyone knows i do not agree with his noncery
>>216870087Genuinely subhuman people
>>216869983would suck these slugs mercilessly
Reminder some cunt from Pakistan could turn up illegally, randomly say he’s gay and ran away from Pakistan cause he was a bender and they were going to kill him, (even if he wasn’t) and the state just accepts it.Pathological altruism.
>>216870074poor lad probably getting blackpilled too hard by how shit everything is
rorke volunteering to run bum inspection tests to see which paki is REALLY bent
>>216870142If they were altruistic theyd let him into israel too
>>216870142>Pathological altruism.It's all bs they made up to justify this shit, leftypol falls for it though
>>216870157think he’s accepted death and old age is a lot less on my case and a lot more friendly too
Now my fucking alt key is being annoying ffs
a toast, to /brit/
stupid fag dog has gone to bed
>>216870188I wish him well x
>>216870226he walked so soundcloud rappers could run
gdfdghfjdghdgdfh
is she our girl lads?I do enjoy her making middle class centre-left sensible centrists squirm
>Shabana Mahmoodmy fucking furniture just started floating
>>216870296Post Of The Day
>>216870297she didn't say that surely
well get it down then ffs
PUNKYPOD TIFTY
>>216869302problem was if the red army was allowed to finish retraining its officers and fully mechanise they would squash the wermachtbarbarossa was only as successful as it was because of the perfect timing, and even losing multiple field armies along with tens of thousands of tanks and planes wasn't enough to finish russia offthey both got absurdly lucky and had good enough judgement to know that 1941 was their only chance
hee heeshabanaYOOWW!!
haven't heard the very latest from Rubbish in a long while
We call them winter lights now, Rorke
>>216870297If she had a white husband whom she'd married in an interfaith marriage, she'd be perfect
I want to eat her poo.
daiichi ruby and her VARRY BAST FRAND daitaku heliosthey are JAST FRANDS
I know how slurs hurt. Imagine growing up being called a Dingle by Sheffield dee-dar cunts
>>216870338she did
remember the bristol flagger who posted the daily ruby updates what ever happened to they/them
>>216870400UM x
pinkie's got the swiper !!
>>216870297No she fucking isn’t.Can’t believe people are falling for this tripe.
get the celebrity poos nibbled
the only thing that goes up my bum is poosimple as
>>216870423only saw them twice just spamming pop news updatesfeel bad for quiche when it was just you two
There are now almost over twice as many Mosques in The UK as there are McDonald’s Restaurants.
Strapping Rorke into a motorised shagging machine encased in soundproof walls, locking the door and throwing away the key
thats me in the cornerthats me in the spot lightordering mcdonalds
turning leftypol into kibble and feeding him to rorke
im not "quiche" parasite cancer
>>216870457Terrifying if true.
>[Deleted]what was it
get the leftypols kibbled
err
Forcing Rorke and Leftypol to have intense homosexual sex at gunpoint
>>216870485T’is
david frederick hoffman is here is he
Botnet faggots have arrived sadly
new enemy acquired
>>216870480lol
the bloke who broke the story on Ivor Caplin was found not guilty
On the heath there blooms a little flower. And its name? Sir Keir Starmer
>>216870512You mean spaedo
mad how politics would be if warlocks existed
>>216870528Ivor complete lack of interest in your boring post
dogberg
Poo
>>216870561No there's more than one weirdo in this general surprisingly enough
>>216870572fuck off cockgoblin
Farshid on the way with my slop
>>216870629
Ah yes I did nothing today and I will do nothing tomorrow as well
>Farshid
reading a strange japanese news article
>>216868571
>>216870685was it an octopus in a barftub
um I’m cold >.<
>>216870720*fucks your arse to warm you up*
>>216870685breaking newseru, tsunami approachigeru
>>216870719nah it was this https://fundo.jp/361418
>>216870715>here to helpscrem
not a fucking chance despy, sorry.
click that? no I don't think so
honestly might be malware though the nips wouldnt do that would they
>>216870528not a surprising result but it's mad how little public interest there is in a paedophile ex-politician's ability to get the police to arrest journalists they don't like
Reminder.
>>216870803>>216870803>>216870803
nope
shan't be posting in that nonce edition
poo
erm
make the fucking new
we're in here :)>>216870803>>216870803>>216870803
