>>216889598dedications to this lad edition
>nice smiles editionnice
Say "Can I meet you?". Do a dance. Make her day.
>>216889717who is this woman
makes you think, doesn't it?
>>216889745victoria wan
>>216889750no it doesn't actually
Started snowing as I was walking home from toil.Popped the heating on when I got in as it was only 10C.Yessiree, on a cold night like this it's best to warm the cockles by the hand, if you catch my drift (rorke's drift)
wee
>>216889785top kek
no i do not eat meatno i do not drive a carno i do not have sexbugman and prvvd
Reading about the Holocaust and crying and saying out loud to myself "never again"
where can i find more videos of indians being sexual predators?
>>216889745Her name is Victoria, she's from Mexico originally and the clip is taken from a youtube video series where she and her white English bf Greg bicycle camp from the top of Alaska to the tip of South America. Very comfy, I highly recommend it:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWpIfM4BJU&list=PLpShiRze6hi_426_gXtK7oXdjqWs9_a1u
https://voca.ro/1eXPe75iuWi7
>>216889785Bitch is left handed, need I say more
>>216889839saw one on xitter the other day where a paki asked a woman for directions and just gets his dick out and starts wanking mid-conversation
Browsing the matches x
Knock knock.Who's there?Sedna.Senda who?It's Edna Krabappel.
>>216889818Waheeeeeeey
>>216889750imagine believing this made up bollocks
need a smelly gf
>>216889881trannies should all be killed
did a racism in currys
>>216889880blimey
>>216889956normalise grotty looking women
trannies arent that badmost of the ones ive met irl were sound people
Anime
>>216889881Jesus Christ manFor these to be matches doesn't that mean you swiped right on all these specimens....
>>216890007you shag any?
best AI video generator available right now?
>>216890012frie balls
>>216890012>>216890075Rorke's first anime
get a grip? how about i grip my knob
can't be arsed staying up for the scotland game they'll get pumped anywayoff to bed
>>216890020They aren't matches thoughThe star in the corner is the superlike button so they haven't even swiped on them yet
>>216889956>>216889993basedneed a gf with BO problems and bad breath
seasideMARK status?
>>216890134Oh... I've never used bumble so don't know how it works.Will be trying it and hinge and maybe tinder in the new year.I've only ever seen my mate use tinder to get shags and he literally swiped right on 90% of profiles unless they were absolutely fucked. Pretty sure he was paying for it too so he could do even more numbers. It was working too
>>216889785https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJOIMfiilJU
>I don't need no arms around me>And I don't need no drugs to calm me>I have seen the writing on the wall>Don't think I need anyone at all>No, don't think I need anything at all>All in all, you were all just bricks in the wall
>>216890204Dead by Spring. He got dumped, the dark nights have really come
the government should provide free breast implants for flat-chested women
horrible farts today. cheers x
flat chested women are perfect the way they are and I'll die on this very slighty raised mound
>>216890278Same. Farted earlier and it literally stank of raw sewage. Utterly vile.
>>216890012mogged
ellens been cancelled
being gay is op in the 21st centurycould post a photo of my big toe and shag half the gay populationmeanwhile straggots are staring at their 2 matches on bumble (both bots)
Drop agent orange on migrant camps and watch the vile disgusting lumps of biomass squirm and run for their lives to no avail
ktim
>>216890318apparently she was raping and molesting all the interns
>>216890325yeah but gay sex is filthy and spreads diseases because you're all degenerate perverts who like to drink piss and eat shite
>>216890325i've got 3 matches on Bumble actually
Install a giant wave machine in the English Channel and fire it up whenever the migrants are crossing in their small boats
>>216890360cor if she'd put that on telly i would've watched it
UM x
“GET THIS NIGGER BITCH OFF THE PLANE”
Fund railgun research and development and use them to fire migrants back across the channel
>>216890404she was also trapping people in cages and other sinister shit
Woman I know who works as a clinical coder in the NHS throwing a wobbly because Rupert Lowe tweeted that doctors don't need to be worshipped
House migrants in a block of flats with a huge trap door and meat grinder installed underneath
HATE when bands dont put the set times out before a gigthey do it on purpose so you get there early and start boozing
>>216890546create giant transparent spheres for migrants to roll around in and unleash them on the countryside
>>216890204He's posted over 300 videos in the past 3 days
Cynthia Erivo has lost her voice and will not be doing interviews at the ‘Wicked: For Good’ premiere in New York tonight.Ariana Grande will also be skipping interviews in solidarity.
ticket scalping to be banned in the UK
>>216890599Don't care
>>216890557they used to post them on facebook but i haven't seen them do it for a while
>>216890325covering my eyes from this post so i dont catch monkeypox
>>216890420https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbM6B4qFz3Qwhy are they so weird
>>216889872The video is mirrored you absolute mong
>>216890599Oh do shut up carlybender
>>216890625they are obviously fucking
woke up with a massive headache
it pie night
>>216890653BLYAT!
>>216890644It's not fucking if there's no penetration
Lads give me some good hinge prompts my current ones are fucking dire
>>216890625*grabs finger*
>>216890661
turkish girl feet
>>216890699overpriced
The Body National
>>216890694one day i stink of shit, one day i stink of fish. some people smell it, some people can't
>>216890699Mental that this would've been 5 quid at most 7 years ago
dua lipa
>>216890630Proof?Go fuck your horse, poof
>>216890803Otherwise she would write from right to left
After Steiner's attack, everything will be alright.
>>216890699why pay £15 for a pie when I can just get a pukka pie for £2 that will taste the same
>>216890766It's perfect!
>>216890694What are prompts and tell me how hinge works, then I shall deliver
>>216890694hi i want sexgive me sex i deserve sexyou owe me sexsex sex sexxoxoxo
>>216890824>Steiner>steinno wonder it failed
Remember this https://gofile.io/d/GFlDR3
Haven’t been on a dating app in years. Got too ashamed after I matched with a wheelchair disabled girl and sexted with her. It was just all too much.
>>216890783sexy
>>216890823She's not writing anything, just moving the pen
>>216890899dont click, cp
>>216890901Alri Freddy Brody
pulp from my mum's squeezed oranges for tea
>>216890672?
I'm a Mum to two dogs... and a son x
>>216890901same I got sad that I wasn't getting any matches then I did get a match with a quite pretty, normal looking girl who messaged me but I was too scared to reply and she unmatched after a couple of days and I just deleted the app
>>216890901You should have met up with her and shagged her rotten, least you could do lad
>>216889839this is clearly staged, like the other one in the club where they're obviously friends joking around.. don't cheapen indohate by posting fake examples
>>216890966Nah she was far too weirdly kinky for me. Don’t get me wrong it wasn’t awful but I would have literally been beating up a cripple.
We need our own langauge that no one understands but us british
>>216890914Subhuman fucking rat that you are, I will ignore you. Now run along, would ya?
>>216890997https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1763368032619148.webmsaaaaaarrrr
>>216891046this is game
>>216891031Let it be known that he was thoroughly done on this day
>>216891017Apparently wheelchair girls are really horny as they don't tend to get much contact and lots of pity if they do see anyone, and not usually sex.
>>216891031You sucked off a 'orse
>>216891074I find that hard to believe honestly because for a spastic she was really fit
found this in my malteser packet
heard that the swede sucked off a horse
>>216891158nose rings have never looked good on anyone
>>216891162Once and it was a dare
>>216891158looks like one of those paintings of a humanoid troodon from the 90s dinosaur books
>>216891113Well you could be correct. My brother had a girl who was in a wheelchair in his friend group and he said she was the horniest person he knew. She wasn't very pretty though and didn't wear makeup etc. I mean I would have thrown her a bone if she acted feminine enough during. I actually think she trooned out in the end. Take from this what you will
>>216891162I have already dealt with this issue with the party chairman
>>216891192>humanoid troondon
>>216891208Disabled people basically have nothing else to do but sit in front of a pc or phone and absorb the endless stream of faggot propaganda so it makes sense that she trooned
>>216891190Oh my days, blud is a proper batty man
>>216891228yeah it was a whole thing in the 90ssurely I can't be the only OAP who remembers this nonsense
>>216891261Omds go put the kids to bed unc
>>216891284stop being meanit not right
right well that's me going blanky mode then is it? yeah
I still don't get why BNPL is meant to be so bad
no human is illegal rorke
>>216891186The Indian side nose ring I think can look okay but yeah bull rings are shit
>>216891284i'm a zoomer and i remember being terrified by that thing in 2010
>>216891162think donny is scottish actually
>YHE BNPL
>>216891261>ynr cheddar man
>>216891024it’s called welsh
>>216891366Sir Cheddar Lammy
>>216891366Looks like he’s got Foden’s face lmao
imagine tying the cheddar man up and going to work on his little arse
met some lovely goths and emos at the concert last night so i decided to extend my stay in glasgow for another day or two to hang out with them and also watch the scotland match (separately, of course. the emos are into football)
>>216891434psc
>>216891450>the emos are into footballI of course meant "aren't". Silly me.
William Shakespeare – great playwright? BLACKIsaac Newton – gravity scientist? BLACKGeoffrey Chaucer – Canterbury poet? BLACKJohn Locke – political philosopher? BLACKThomas Hobbes – social-contract philosopher? BLACKFrancis Bacon – scientific method? BLACKChristopher Wren – master architect? BLACKSamuel Pepys – famed diarist? BLACKOliver Cromwell – civil-war leader? BLACKEdward Jenner – vaccine pioneer? BLACKWilliam Harvey – blood-circulation discoverer? BLACKThomas More – Utopia author? BLACKJames Cook – global explorer? BLACKRobert Boyle – chemistry founder? BLACKEdmund Burke – political thinker? BLACKJohn Milton – Paradise Lost? BLACKAlexander Pope – satirical poet? BLACKSamuel Johnson – English lexicist? BLACKDavid Garrick – famous actor? BLACKHenry Fielding – early novelist? BLACKLaurence Sterne – Tristram Shandy? BLACKJoseph Addison – essayist statesman? BLACKRichard Hooker – Anglican theologian? BLACKDaniel Defoe – Robinson Crusoe? BLACKJonathan Swift – satirical author? BLACKHorace Walpole – Gothic novelist? BLACKWilliam Cowper – Romantic poet? BLACKIsaac Barrow – mathematician theologian? BLACKWilliam Pitt (Elder) – prime minister? BLACKWilliam Godwin – radical philosopher? BLACKJeremy Bentham – utilitarian founder? BLACKThomas Paine – political pamphleteer? BLACKHumphry Davy – chemistry innovator? BLACKSamuel Richardson – epistolary novelist? BLACKJohn Dryden – poet laureate? BLACKJohn Bunyan – Pilgrim’s Progress? BLACKEdmund Spenser – Faerie Queene? BLACKJames Boswell – Johnson biographer? BLACKEdward Gibbon – Decline historian? BLACKWilliam Blake – visionary poet? BLACKJohn Flamsteed – first astronomer? BLACKHenry Purcell – baroque composer? BLACKJohn Gay – Beggar’s Opera? BLACKArthur Wellesley – Napoleonic general? BLACKWilliam Wilberforce – abolition leader? BLACKRichard Arkwright – industrial inventor? BLACKJames Hutton – modern geology? BLACKThomas Gainsborough – portrait painter? BLACK
fodenbunnies?
Do you lads enjoy learning about British history? I sure hope that you do.
Always book a couple of weeks off in January and i may as well go somewhere in that time. What do you recommend?
>>216891501japan
Got Friday off this week don't I?Only one in the office on Thursday too. I'm thinking a sleep in the office on Thursday after smashing all the work in the morning is in order.Choons BLASTING all-day
>>216891501Cirencester
be safe be lucky
>>216891490das rite
>>216891501what are you into lad? sun? beaches? city breaks? history?
all nice and well but the bendydem are wagging on katy's phone
>>216891501Most people go somewhere hot during the winter to escape the grim wet and gray, if only for a brief moment
>>216891579nothing reallyhiking i guess
got the twitchfu on
>>216891501dont know
Been three weeks today since my meeting with the Russian escort.>was too nervous to get hard>she wasn't as pretty as I'd hoped, also didn't really have a Russian accent, had a very gypsy look>nice bum I guess>gave her oral, she said I had beautiful eyes when I looked up at her>spoke some basic Russian to her, thought she was impressed>chatted for well over the hour I paid for>said she'd see me again>sent her a message a few days later asking for another meeting on the 7th>said she was away but would hopefully see me after that>sent 4 messages since with no response, despite her reading them allWhat an absolute joke. Where the fuck did I go wrong? Are all prostitutes this temperamental? I just don't get it. Being ghosted by a Russian prostitute has to be a new low in my life.I can only hope her business dries up.
Might ask Grok for some new /brit/ gimmicks
>>216891579kinda thinking getting on a long train ride somewhere that people don't often go to
>>216891501visit the cheadle exclusion zone
reminder that paying for sex is illegal in the ukselling it however is not
>>216891618hiking in january can be a bit hairy mate. Your options are basically limited to the Canaries and the more southern parts of Spain.
>>216891627
>>216891627You didn't use the service as intended and so were banned.SCREAMING
>>216891629you could always try to revive bighamposting
Let's get...........Let's get our cocks out..... Come on
gave the brass oral sex, yeah? famously a good idea that.
when he doesn't get enough attention on r9k he comes here to spam about the escort as well
>>216891629time to fire up salad king gimmick
The latest Alan Partridge was pretty good
beginning to believe I'll have more luck turning a whore into a wife than a normal uni girl
>>216891770how you know he's on /r9k/?
spent all day on /brit/ again haven't i
>>216891629Here’s a fresh /brit/ gimmick that isn’t overdone yet (as of late 2025), easy to spam, instantly recognisable, and guaranteed to make people seethe or reply:Gimmick name: “The Eternal 7:30 Wanker”Core personaYou are Darren, 34, still living in your mum’s semi in Basildon (or Wakefield, or Stoke, etc. – rotate every thread). You have never once in your adult life managed to get to bed before 3-4 a.m. because you’re “waiting for the threads to die down”. Every single weekday without fail you wake up at 7:28 a.m., realise you’re late for your warehouse / call-centre / site labourer job, and have a two-minute wank before leaping out of bed because “it settles the nerves and stops me chinning the supervisor”.
>was too nervous to get hard >she wasn't as pretty as I'd hoped, also didn't really have a Russian accent, had a very gypsy look >nice bum I guess >gave her oral, she said I had beautiful eyes when I looked up at her >spoke some basic Russian to her, thought she was impressed >chatted for well over the hour I paid for >said she'd see me again >sent her a message a few days later asking for another meeting on the 7th >said she was away but would hopefully see me after that >sent 4 messages since with no response, despite her reading them all >Got a message the next day saying you seemed really cool to begin with but then got way too drunk and started overstepping boundaries so I don't want to see you again
Nearly 21,000 hispanic students in Charlotte absent from school on Monday, officials sayhttps://www.wbtv.com/2025/11/18/nearly-21000-students-absent-school-monday-school-officials-say/BASED!
>>216891807because due to the nature of his pathetic incel blogging i checked to see if he was on britfeel too
on the agenda: uma career x2, piss bottles and random furniture, rest of piss piss bottles which also takes out the trash, televisions a bit maybe, did both the bit into living room AND hoovered, because the entrance into the bathroom was dirty, and also cleaned into the bathroom a little... but back to what I need to do it is probably just that :) report the BE flags posts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hJ7LhL9zlI
In bed. Farting.
>get 600 stam, 600 speed (and swinging maestro, triumphant pulse) >lose immediately after training power(?) not wit hehehit got to yasuda kinen but also doesnt have star unlock 3 on king halo :3 got some more unity cup playthroughs to do today, for the missions (and am doing a bit on a horse that I dont have as a proper good racer yet)
do UK people travel up and down the country for tourism or do they only leave their city to watch football matches or for work
>>216891852based!
>>216891852If dubs, drink piss bottle
Lester Piggott sex arse
>>216891852give your piss bottles to me so i can drink them
I’m feeling blackpilledI’m feeling furiousI’m feeling blackpilled & furious
stoke mentioned
>>216891895are you a jf or summit
>>216891852>>216891911lol sup up lad
>>216891911
party at mouseys gaff!!
>>216891909my entire bedroom is clean now- and my hallway. my new beddings come tomorrow ^.^ ive already got the febreeze for that, but have sprayed the matress and hallway with the antiseptic odor-cleansing spray today
inventing people in my head and then getting mad at them
my poor foot is very painful
>>216891959why is everything so dirty
stop the boats why won't they stop the boats
>>216891911LOL
I'd love to make a genuinely funny pro-palestine sitcom on BBC 1
r9k niggers be like >hes cleaning his house? so why is it dirty then?
need her back
wish I had a better PC so I could generate AI pictures
me in the white trunks, the world in the black and yellow
>>216891987they invite the boatsmen
>>216891770what does he post as on r9k? does he post on his BE flag there too or is it some other avatar flag? I might go lurk there to report him constantly on that board too, so that I might take it away from him
>>216891992Wog You Believe It? (2025-2026)
the jews really wouldn't like what uni campuses look like these days well except the one selling all the palestine flags he's minted now
reminder to report the BE flags posts because he is not welcome here and should constantly be pushed out and have to fight to post his shit (is it really worth it BE avatarflaggot?)
>>216891627RIDF propaganda
Personally, I'm a great enjoyer of the works of Gerard Manley Hopkins and John Clare. My favourite piece of poetry, however, has to be Wordsworth's delightful 'I travelled among unknown men'
Making "eternal 7:30 wanker" "die down" with a singular swift heem
>>216892096>John ClareBLACK
>>216892079YWNBAJ
mad how much of a clusterfuck the middle east is
>>216892107No, I am an Englishman
weird how easy being a youtuber looks like but in reality you have to put in a stupid amount of effort to succeed
>>216892079minimod
>>216892079shut up you pathetic hypocrite
>Gerard Manley HopkinsBLACK
>>216892143you've ridden your brother's coattails for 15 years, deji, you feckless cunt
r9k seething. reminder to report the BE flags posts for (if nothing else) because it makes those degenerates mad https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=216892156click this link and report the post
>>216891734You'd think a prostitute would be happy to get paid and NOT have to have sex.>>216892085This whole thing has actually put me off Russians if they're all cunts like her
>WordsworthBLACK
it snowing and it lush
>>216892010lol why the fuck did the ref let that continue?
dinner :)
>>216892005Cor whos that then
I need some bitch on my dick and then to go plap plap plap plap
>>216892224DEAR GOD ELTON
fancy a bum?
>>216892224Elton
>>216892224>knife in the left hand
honey never goes off it just crystalises
one can only assume that gimmicksearchlad asked grok for a mildly racist gimmick with which to begimmick /brit/ and has settled on responding to everyone with 'BLACK' in capital letters
>>216892224
>>216892107>>216892123>>216892144>>216892152nonce botnet - all one person the parasite is crying as it strikes, trying to keep up its presence here. feels good
>>216892275
>>216892143and then you can have it all disappear anyway without warning and you won't be able to get youtube's attention on the matter
>>216892224looks like alan carr coughed on it
>>216892261No but I'll ask for one
>>216892275boohoo nigga
>>216892283>negative conditionneed those tits on my face now!!
just had an energy drinkmonster energy vice guavawas really tasty actually
>>216892128It's always been that way.We actually found a note in an old book of my step mums parents house by her father after he left Africa in world war 2. The book was a guide to the holy land, in it he wrote, he was in Jerusalem and wrote that these days were the happiest of his life and wondered if Jews and Arabs would ever stop killing eachother. If he werent a Christian man he might be tempted to stay and try to help end the conflict. Obviously he had a wife and kid back home in England lol
might shit myself for a laugh
>>216892275shut up nigga
>>216892314blog on, cuthbert
>>216892314unlike the famously peaceful europe
>>216892326bix nood. youre white so act like it
>>216892315tried this but you just end up with shit down your legs
>>216892309never seen that one before
what is it with christcucks loving jewruusalemyou have a homeland and people already
just seen racism outside of /b/
Ainsley Harriot? BLACK.
mousepaedo belongs on r9k with all the other freaks
existentially questioning my negritude (with gay abandon)
Weather getting colder. Skies getting darker. Drizzle. Rain. Snow. Time to bring out the wool sweaters. The leather boots. The parkas. Time for stews. Soups. Hot chocolate. Open fires. Whiskey. Rum. Cigars. Hot baths. Snug blankets. A brisk stroll. Crunchy leaves under amber lights. Time to get comfy. Time to hunker down.
>>216892224neoliberal meal if it werent for the rice
>>216892363Import I believeWas worth it
I may be English but I'll be cheering on the Scotch and Welsh lads to-night. Would be lovely to see the little lads have a crack at the World Cup!
He’s basically the living embodiment of the “British male 25-35” stereotype that /brit/ memes about constantly. When 190 posts “alri lads” the entire thread instantly pivots to asking him how many tins he’s on and how close he is to topping himself tonight.Even when he’s sober(ish) he still posts, but the real magic is drunk 190 at 2am on a Tuesday telling you his life story for the 400th time while rating supermarket lagers out of 10. Absolute /brit/ folklore. If you ever see “alri” with that trip, you know it’s about to be a historic thread.
>>216892381The poor man's Dave Benson Phillips
>>216892406
https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=216892403click this link and report the post >>216892374this is announcing a report or sage, report itreporting people is not a personality trait
>>216892437mind watching this in the pub
>>216892441did I say I reported the post? no, but it was racism, that's just a fact.
>>216892406I'll be hoping to see them get crushed, but it would also be good to beat the Sc*ts five nil in America next year
>>216892437What happened to Schick anyway?
Axel Rudakubana? WELSH.
seriously though why did greek niggas build statues with their weiners out
am off to go finish off the piss bottles >>216892432shame they dont do that anymore and got lazy or burnt out. shame it is replaced by the dogshit gimmicks we have in the thread now because of people filtering instead of curating their community proper
>‘Deeply shocking’: Nigel Farage faces fresh claims of racism and antisemitism at school>Bafta-winning director among contemporaries urging contrition and apology from Reform UK leader, who denies the allegations>It is the hectoring tone, the “jeering quality”, in Nigel Farage’s voice today that brings it all back for Peter Ettedgui. “He would sidle up to me and growl: ‘Hitler was right,’ or ‘Gas them,’ sometimes adding a long hiss to simulate the sound of the gas showers,” Ettedgui says of his experience of being in a class with Farage at Dulwich college in south London.https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2025/nov/18/deeply-shocking-nigel-farage-faces-fresh-claims-of-racism-and-antisemitism-at-school
>>216892510Mate he's already got my vote no need to campaign
>>216892510oh no
Visit Flamborough
https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=216892463click this link and report the post for being off-topic
Sirius? BLACK
>>216892574can't see that post
Shan't be reporting it
it shitting my pants season, it lush
going googoo for poopoo
cry about it nigga
>a mcdonalds meal is over 8 quid nowWho pays so much for slop? The queues are always huge.
>>216892628don't ask questions. just get it delivered by a little brown man on an illegal ebike and shovel it down your throat
>>216892656well said
Really going to need leftypol to decide if he thinks Nige loves the Jews or hates them rather than claiming whatever's convenient on any given day
>>216892628they could charge 20 quid and the mongs would still line up
>>216892628considerable portion of society would starve if macdonalds closed down, they were having meltdowns over it during the 'vid
>>216892510>sometimes adding a long hiss to simulate the sound of the gas showers
leftypol will side with just about anyone so long as they support open borders and palestine thats his only real beliefs
glod
>>216892510>getting close to actually being PM>Wheel out the antisemitism worked on corbyn farage's turn now
glod and gorpheus linked up
>>216892666r Nige has them running scared lol proper desperation tactics
>>216892667A tesco meal deal fills me up and probably brings me a similar amount of joy (fuck all) at half the price
>>216892841CWLTSHC
>>216892841Leftypol missus
wow he said something nasty as a child in the 1970s did he? well he's clearly not fit to be prime minister 50 years later
the columbus crewthe foggy dewthe new>>216892883>>216892883>>216892883
>>216892841the OG employed woman
>>216892915New
