za editionpreviously: >>216922585
Fuck
>>216926825That looks scrumptious
should I put in a screamin' sicilian for us?
>>216926854No I'll just have a Soft-Spoken Sardinian, thanks.
prediabetic. its over.
purchased 1 gallon of whole milk from publix
The icelander who posts here was an indian and i already sent him back home, sorry guys
i have a severe gay porn addiction
>>216926881post physique. also you can reverse it with diet and fasting. what were your symptoms?
>>216926924how do we know you're not an indian on a VPN
>>216926919FLORIDIANS ASSEMBLE
>>216926940I'm sending a severe curse to you
>>216926948I curse vishnu
>>216926976me and the cum sluts
>>216926986i think i'm being gangstalked
>>216926881quintessential american post
Life’s no fun through clear waters
https://juliascuisine.com/cinnamon-spice-cake-squares/#recipegonna make this
>>216927065i need to start baking cakes as well. maybe after thanksgiving
I think it's time to smoke weed and play video games
Tfw no cumpie to make you a fresh sourdough loaf
Annoyed horse is annoyed.
>>216927010how do you feel about mohammed?
>>216926924Figured out how to use a proxy?
Grim
>>216927120This thing is going to grow to be 600 pounds
>>216927199This one too >>216927174
They say you are what you eat, but I ain't no pussy.
Just got a weird scam caller trying to recruit me to some MLM called GlobeLife claiming i applied to them on IndeedI shouldve just hung up right away as soon as i heard the sound of an indian womens voice, but i went with it for like three minutes before realizing it was a scam and then just hung up without saying anything
>>216927222But i am an asshole
>>216927238stinky
>>216927232damn I feel stupid
>>216927264Man, the jews are really going after this innocent fellow
>>216927264lmao OK but this is like working in a bakery and complaining that it stinks of bread all day
experiencing a bad case of anhedonia
wish i wasnt retarded
>>216927303Samesies
all you guys do is cry about jews all day
>>216927317You're Indian
>>216927174Brvtal stretch marksCan really tell this guy got fucked over by something, maybe a bad breakup or job loss and he just started spiralling
>>216927012that's us and the COOL canadians not no jeets not no chinamen
Experiencing a bad case of Macedonia
>>216927320your*
wouldn't mind experiencing a severe case of Assadonia
>>216927317I miss the days when people cried about jooz and not injuns
smokin some weed
>>216927344Back to ESL class
fuh muh lieh bruh
>>216927347"real men eat our their girl when she's on her period" niggas when it's time to eat her ass when she's got diarrhea
Ovechkin is better than Gretzky
what are the odds of two different groups, both called indians, being hated in north america? and when are canadians gonna start violently deporting them?
Trying to configure a printer to work on linux is hell on earth
im shleepy
>>216927423What time is it for you?
>>2169274327:36 PM
>>216927407I'll agree if he can win 5 stan lees
Honestly not sure where all the hate for stalker 2 comes from. It's pretty great so far. Granted, the latest patch was supposed to have fixed basically everything so maybe I decided to start playing at just the right time. I don't know what it's been like since launch
>>216927463It’s doo doo stinky
>>216927463What happens in this game
>>216927089I'm excited to get a gaming computer again
Nobody knows their neighbor’s name but everyone has strong opinions about celebrities who died in 2004. What causes this?
If you were stuck on an elevator for 5 hours would you rather be stuck listening to Phish or Andrea Bocelli?
>>216927492Andrea Bocelli
>>216927492I don't know
Con Te Partirò
spilled all my spaghetti in the sink fuck my nigger life
I love when people tell me I look like the guy from the Bear it's like great I have huge nose
>>216927540Lol
>>216927523lmfao i did this once while straining macaroni noodlesyou've never seen someone throw a fucking colander at the wall so hard. i had to lean stuff against it to cover up the damage when i moved out of that apartment.
>>216927568>had to lean stuff against it to cover up the damage when i moved out of that apartment.lazy, you could have fixed it with spackle and a metal plate and retained your insulation.
>>216927540Who, what
GAY LUIGISPAGETTI
>>216927608This big nose mfer
Did leg day today. I always used to do it but today was the first time I did it *properly*. Me legs feel like jelly. Just now I got off my tall chair and nearly fell face first on the floor
>>216927625i wonder what's for dinnah...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofbhkbk42Jc
You guys ever sometimes fantasize about running away to some new place where nobody knows you
high af right now (rn)
>>216927657I did reverse chest press yesterday and now my arms are killing me. Thanks blog
>>216927666Nobody knows who i am where i am
Say the n word
any queerbags ITT got a spare f slur pass? I lost mine
>>216927678I did reverse cow girl yesterday and now my crack is killing me
>>216927678Reverse as in thumbs out?
>>216927657leg day is great for your ass. especially leg presses.
my side and legs are paining. old age is approaching too fast brosss
>>216927705No as in back and not chest
>>216927666I don't have to move for nobody to know me
>>216927678Just googled. Looks very difficult
>>216927694Nitrogen
>>216927056>when she sees my tiny penis dribble out a drop of semen after 5 seconds of jerking it to her
>>216927484I don't use elevators because of the possibility of this exact scenario
>>216927742Violet you're turning violet
life is stupid
i tried so hard and got so far but in the end it didnt matter
>>216927666I live in my country of birth and every day it feels more strange and every day I feel more like a stranger in my own country.
>>216927764https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9J6DKJXoKkkino alert
>>216927719Alright. Also known as the reverse fly
someone messaged me on roblox
>>216927666no one knows me where i am already little bro and i've been here to 27 years
>>216927779Don't talk to strangers kid
I hope no one not even a stranger overheard me being cringe
>>216927779I love playing dress to impress with my baddies
>>216927779I'll give you 1000 robux if you hop on discord live with me
>>216927777>>216927799>>216927733>>216927666>>216927444
>>216927822im an adult i can buy my own robuxmy current avatar is worth 10k robux and that's only the things im wearing right now
fish nuggies for tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4the brazilian has good taste
>>216927871>im an adultOh. Nevermind, then
>>216927905that's one of the most normie songs
shitting and pissing all over myself I've gone completely insane
when's the last time you vomiteddescribe the experience
>>216927915sometimes normies get it right https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49sxY8cKuXw&list=RD49sxY8cKuXw
>>216927948real vomit? maybe 10-12 years ago.
>>216927948A few weeks agoIt was alright
Finally got this piece of shit printer to workNo idea what I did
>>216927666all the time
>>216927948Last summer. I barfed in the toilet and I also barfed on the carpet one time when I couldn't make it to the toilet and I also barfed outside in the grass when I went out for some fresh air because I thought maybe fresh air would help.
I used to vomit pure stomach bile when I drank all the time. Good times
vomiting seems super easy to some people but i always spend like 10 minutes to an hour retching before i can finally get it up, which is hellish, but it does feel super good once it's over
>>216927948last time I was hungover in my shoebox apartment, but I dont remember anything significant about the experience besides the vomitting
>>216927960rip
>>216927981are you printing photocopies of your own ass to wallpaper the house?
>in vacation in Europe>American Pie plays on the radio >the bus was full of Aussie tourists >they were all singing along to it >start missing America despite knowing I'd be back in a week or so Funny how Aussies made me feel homesick
>>216928008yeah that's hilarious
>>216927994This slag looks great in photos but just horrible in motion
>>216928026charli?
>>216928004OMFG EPICLY TROLED HIM HE DOESN'T KNOW ESOTERIC THING THAT OUR NUMBERS ARE LE HECKIN ARABIC NUMERALSMAGATARDS BTFO BROWN PEOPLE WINNING #WINNING#CEO#SHOWBOBS
>>216928026Her jeetoid genes fuck her shit up
I hate hearing the sound of my own voice, but apparently women think my voice sounds sexy
>>216928004They are both joking
>>216928023I know it's a gay story >>216928004>>216928050I know it's supposed to be "Haha le twitter man here is STUPID" but Letterman is probablya bot
>>216928056big oof
>>216928042>>216928056yeah she looks like she's got too much skin in the live performances I've seenLike the washed up party girl she is I guess
>>216928056i only know her from that famous song. never heard about her after or before
I don't care about NYCWhat they want to do to their own shithole is their business not mine
You guys ever hear this song? It's pretty good IMOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg&list=RD49sxY8cKuXw&index=8
>>216928074>yeah she looks like she's got too much skin in the live performances I've seenshe's overdoing it
>>216928103nirvana? never heard of her
I have no desire to work I just want to be a gymcel
>>2169281031000 times nigga. stop posting normie garbage
Cheeto Mac and cheese for supper
>>216928101I don't care about homosexualsWhat they want to do to their own shithole is their business not mine
How come mayors or governors don't take charge more and have their own vision of things. Most people don't know who their state governor is and would never notice the difference when a new one is elected.People only notice the president.What if a governor decided to invade and annex a bordering state
>>216928126Alright here's a lil diddy I think is quite indiehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSbBvKaM6sk&list=RDSSbBvKaM6sk&start_radio=1
>>216928136That shit is gross
don't cancucks put catsup on their mac n cheese...
>>216928192yes :)
>>216928192Some do, I put sriracha in it
>>216928199my face when>>216928203sriracha I will allow
>>216927475In stalker at all or in stalker 2 specifically
>>216927773>parents and grandparents were idiots who never planned for children or anything and left nothing of value>chances of success and survival are the exact same as any shitworlder who manages to hop the borderliterally 0 incentive to pay taxes and live here besides guns
>>216928174saw an image like this of a headline that said "By 2020, the entire population of the world will be pathologically insane"that was funnier and more accurate
>>216928157I heard that's kind of how if was before the civil war. Each state was almost like its own country to some extent. But after the civil war the distinctions between the states became less and less meaningful. That's what I heard. I don't know.
>>216928174>$30,000 in 1966 is equivalent in purchasing power to about $299,977.78 today, an increase of $269,977.78 over 59 years. The dollar had an average inflation rate of 3.98% per year between 1966 and today, producing a cumulative price increase of 899.93%.wowza
>>216928259how is biden still alive smdh crazy ol coot
>Posting from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abusewtf bros
I need help finding a song. What's that song that goes like>There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is goldAnd she's buying a stairway to HeavenWhen she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closedWith a word she can get what she came forOoh, ooh, and she's buying a stairway to HeavenThere's a sign on the wall, but she wants to be sure'Cause you know sometimes words have two meaningsIn a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who singsSometimes all of our thoughts are misgivenOoh, makes me wonderOoh, makes me wonderThere's a feeling I get when I look to the westAnd my spirit is crying for leavingIn my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the treesAnd the voices of those who stand lookingOoh, it makes me wonderOoh, really makes me wonderAnd it's whispered that soon if we all call the tuneThen the piper will lead us to reasonAnd a new day will dawn for those who stand longAnd the forests will echo with laughterOh-oh-oh-oh-whoaIf there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed, nowIt's just a spring clean for the May queenYes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long runThere's still time to change the road you're onAnd it makes me wonderOh, whoaYour head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't knowThe piper's calling you to join himDear lady, can you hear the wind blow? And did you knowYour stairway lies on the whispering wind?And as we wind on down the roadOur shadows taller than our soulThere walks a lady we all knowWho shines white light and wants to showHow everything still turns to goldAnd if you listen very hardThe tune will come to you at lastWhen all are one and one is allTo be a rock and not to rollAnd she's buying a stairway to Heaven
>>216928336not sure
>>216928336Darude - Sandstorm
>>216928336@gork wat song is dis
>>216928336Spirit - Taurus
Thanksgiving is shit. Fuck that dry ass bird. I want a steak and rice
do u guys like my new tattoo
>>216928386dang ol' takimbout majiin buu man, jsut eats and eats and eats mother fucking hercules*sips*
>>216928386Gokhaeur?
why come i dont got no gf
>>216928174These were actually very good predictions and could easily have happened
mankind lives off of hopeif you have no hope, you're dyingthat's just what i think
they literally shot hundreds of ostriches to death for no reason
>>216928438how many expensive candles do you have in your apartment
>>216928450sure but boomers fucked it all up
>>216928469if things were any different, the tao would not be the tao
>>216928456my mom got a couple but they're like christian or something
wtf is with boomers losing their minds over AI?My nearly 70 year old boss who can barely use a computer has start copy-pasting all of his emails straight from ChatGPT. He used to only send out a company wide email maybe once a month at most, but today alone he sent 3 "motivational" messages to the entire office that were just some generic AI slop. In a meeting earlier this week he said something like "when you think about it, your imagination is kind of like a natural version of AI" that made me reconsider my career choices.
>>216928504Jesus is real
How do I recover hope?
>>216928537change your life
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtN0dr-GZs4
>>216928564are you actually lmaoing
if i was 600lbs and immobile would you still love me
Parentbergs returned from vacation. It’s nice having people in the house again. In a couple weeks they are leaving for another 10 day vacation and I am looking forward to that.
Very funny how low the bar is for professional guilds
My face is turning blue can't breathe without you here the chains of love are cruel I should've been like a prisoner OH OH OHHUH
>>216928627ypipo be like "hey pal, I don't think you should rape my kid, but you do you"
>>216928580On all levels but physical
>>216928627being a pede is messed up but doesn't have any baring on his competency as a medical professional, unless he's like a pediatrician lol
>>216928607they probably did a lot of fuckberging on their vacationberg, that's why momberg had a limp.
I never take time off from work so I have too much PTO to roll it all over for next year. Going to have to take a few weeks off before december
>>216928662>his son was raped>still didnt do anything about itwow
Really want to get drunk now, but i should probably save it up for thanksgiving/familyevens I get liquorodds I abstain
>>216928213I only eat KD when I'm feeling nostalgic for my childhoodThus I add ketchup
>>216928662Wdym
>>216928703so what are you gonna do instead of getting drunk
>>216928698The kid is a pansy to not have stood up for himselfif anything the kid should be punished for being a bitch
i really want to get a job but i dont want to work i just want the money
>the rape victim should be punished
>>216926825I'm so tired of my job. Even working from home doesn't make me feel much better. Tbh it's not even that bad, a lot of days it's slow and I'm only having to take a call every 10 or 15 minutes. The negatives still outweigh the positives. I'm so close to putting in my two weeks and just living the NEET life off of my savings. Every day I say I'm gonna quit. This is the perfect time too since my manager is on vacation for the next 2 weeks if I quit today ill be gone before he gets back so I won't have to explain myself
you ever just see some of the freakshow monkeys lurking around bus stops or pawn shops and think to yourself how is this a real living breathing person with thoughts & feelingsPoors are a gross sight to beholdThey don't really register as fully human to my mind
>>216928790In fact he gets back from vacation in exactly 14 days from today. If I'm gonna do it today is the last chance to do it clean and easy. I don't wanna have uncomfortable conversation where he will inevitably ask what I'm planning to do with my life. I think he already knows I have 0 ambition since I turned down a promotion last month lmao
The Kardashians have really wide set vaginas
>>216928756kek
i kind of want to penetrate a vagina with my penis and cum inside
are bike tires a one size fits all? thinking of replacing mine with one from amazon since I have credit
>>216928873faggot
>>216928881no lol, don't do that, measure your bike
>>216928873You'll feel empty right after. I don't recommend
>>216928790What's your job?you should read the short story The Overcoat by GogolThe sufferings of wage-dom are eternalAt least we will all eventually die and be free from the cycle
>>216928881Check the tires that are on there right now, it will tell you the size.
>>>/pol/521805989
>>216928915Bartebly the Scriniver is another good one with a similar theme
>>216928873*kind havestupid esl
>>216928922you guys are going to be highly disappointed, just saying.
>>216928933no, Im longing black ink futures. but that anon had like 20 israeli flags replying to him
I'm a parasite
>>216928873What if you did and the female got pregnant
Ok maybe I'll just have half a bottle of wine
WHOA BLACK BETTYWHOA BLACK BETTYWHOAWHOAWHOA
He will drink the whole bottle
>>216928994A whole bottle is half of a larger sized bottle
>>216928964female?
ammonia avenuenow THERE's an album
>>216928979whoa black bettyamberlampshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDD9FmdmUN4&list=RDdDD9FmdmUN4
>>216928964that's grossly irresponsible of her, it's her duty to take the pill or whatever
So if one marries and then rapes a half-Chinese 14.5 year old is that rape?
Female humans hide their eggs deep within their vaginal cavitiesKind of sneaky behavior when you think about how chickens just poop their eggs out. They're more trusting about the whole thing
just learned that brunei exists
Americans beware of foreign influences
>>216926825pizza good
>>216929119*shoots influence beams at you*
>>216929146Noooooo augh
Slavery moggs wage-cuckeryFree food, free housing, free sex. Productive fulfililng work that gives you a lot of physical activity and freedom. can even grow some crops around your little slave sheds
>>216929121she fat
>>216929121>jo nesbohuge fan of him. the snowman is one of the best books i've ever read.
Anyone else just have serious gravlax cravings? 'bout to get some once I get out of the sauna
am i expected to know what the fuck a gravlax is
>>216929160honestly think most leftists think this way.
>>216929181good so its not just me
>>216929171You’re just like my mother and her Harlan Coben books
>>216929181>am I expected to knowYes. You may be more familiar with it's bastardized abbreviated name "lox"
there are cute white boys browsing /cum/ right now as we speak
/cum/ is obsessed with dasha!!
>>216929181Dr. Seus meal
>>216929081One drop rule, she would count as chinese
We've only just begunnnnn
>>216929194I’m kinda on his side tbqh
>>216929178Things an icelander would say
The more they silence her, the louder her voice becomes!!
>>216929182You are a petite bourgious pig, and you will be annihilated
>>216929192Me if my skin wasn't ravaged by acne scars and I didn't wear glasses
will the Groypers successfully stomp out jewish influences from America?
>>216929214but you'll be my slave?
>>216929224Lol
This is what THEY took from you
>>216929219ahahahahahahhahahahahahahaLOL
>>216929219lmao Christianity is the poison pill
>>216929219one can only hope
>>216929219Groyper sounds like a jewish term like goyif I didn't know better, I'd think it's some kind of Jewish slang
there are cute white boys with acne scars and glasses browsing cum right now as we speak
>>216929214You will be on your knees ferociously sucking my cock lost in the luster of its musk and SHEER SIZE
Maybe I should become a teacherseems like a good career if you're mediocre and retarded but still want a modicum of respectability
>>216929205It was meant to be a joke about foreign influence but /cum/ has a bunch of uncultured nuckle draggers I guess
>>216929236Good morning beautiful
>>216929236Christianity conquered Islam, Judaism, Hellenism, Pagan pantheons. The Old World, the New World etc etc etc. The poison was abandoning Christianity for secularism that allowed cancerous secular, islamic and jewish ideas to fermet and take hold in society.
:O
>>216929252Nasty faggot, in a real country you freaks would be hung
difficulty urinating
>>216929259>but still want a modicum of respectability>teacherHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>216929189never read a harlan coben novel desu.
>>216929273I'm already hung you stupid cum slut!
Belarus is more Nordic than the Ukraine because it is farther North and has higher percentage of blond hair and blue eyes.
>>216929273go live in somalia with like minded folks
>>216929264Who is this new flavor of the month obsession of yours, glowie?>>216929265Christianity conquered nothing. It allowed Jews to harness and ride yt folx' backs to untold riches.
>THE ukraine
>>216929265Muzzies are almost all non secular. I don't think non secular is the way to go
>>216929276More respectable than most entry level wagie jobs
>>216929291Damn I knew Ethiopia was a third world country but I didn't think your education would be this poor.
>>216928915>>216928927I will read both. And I work in call center bureaucracy hell. Everything is a massive pain in the ass of red tape and sign offs and paperwork and filling out forms to get permission to fill out forms. The software we use is God fucking awful. Finding information ranges from extremely difficult to outright impossible. Doing anything that customers request varies from extremely tedious and difficult to outright impossible. Every system is designed in such an awful and just awkward and unwieldy way that even the simplest requests turns into this 45 - 75 minute nightmare of an ordeal where I'm fighting this stupid computer software while also having to talk with customer the entire time.It drains your soul. Literally every interaction is painful and awkward due to how poorly designed their software and systems are. It makes the customers mad and frustrated. It makes you mad and frustrated. You get yelled at a lot for things entirely out of your control. I often have to manage situations that I'm entirely untrained for and not actually qualified for which can have dire and very real financial consequences for these customers. I could go on but I'm just ranting. I'm looking forward to NEET life and most importantly to never doing this again in my life
>>216929291Wait a minute. Are you a different Ethiopian? The usual Ethiopian who posts here is a fanatical philosemite and zionist.
>>216929296>I don't think non secular is the way to goMost of the world is non secular. Most of the first world/white people is/are secular. The first world is in decline and white people are replacing themselves in their own countries because of secularism.
>>216929275I had that happen to me last year. Had to go to the ER. It took them 3 tries and a lot of bleeding to *not* get a cathetar in there, so they had to call a specialist that had a kit of hollow pointed wires you shove up there to bulldoze through whatever is causing the blockage. It turned out to be some old scar from a sports injury becoming inflammed
Ukraine, Mykraine, Whosekraine is it anyway?
>>216929291Addison Rae
>>216928336https://youtu.be/aCkISHgM4is?si=IMv64b2Ik5k6yWSB
I ordered 1 russian shovel and 1 ukrainian shovelThe russian one is here in icelandThe ukrainian hasn't had a tracking update in a weekI think that says a lot about the russia-ukraine war
South African niggas be like "my tummy hurts, bring me medicine made from the blood of that child"
>>216929286 fudgepacking queer , /cum/ isn't your hug box
>>216929311>most of the world is non secularDefinitely not true. where did you get such a cockimamey idea
>>216929305I am he. Didn't say it was inappropriate. Without Jewish guidance, humanity is adrift. They are our compass and our North Star.
>>216929326why not buy an AMERICAN shovel they dig dirt like no other
>>216929326Actually it kinda doesn't desu senpai
The turds are coming out like anal beads
fagberg sperging out again?? sad
>>216929336I bought 2 from an american company and tried to buy 1 american made one but it didn't ship to iceland
Yeah that's right bitch! Bet you won't say it again
Liquor stores all close at 9pm including convenience storesI hate fascismI should be able to purchase alcohol at any time
>>216929328you and me need some private time together. i can change you.
>>216929345You're right. Turns out it shipped from the US and not from russia
>>216929368Alcohol is bad for you
The day you find your wings is the day you stop climbing ladders
>>216929326I would have figured they used essentially the same shovels just made in different factories. Most of the really sophisticated military equipment from the soviet era was made in ukraine
Car died and I decided I wasn’t going to fix it so I bought a new carWill be delivered tomorrow at 8pm
>>216929368In the city of Chicago they used to let them be open till 4:00 a.m. then came fakevid and Lori Cuntfoot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFN_bEgDE0MDONT BELIIIIIIIIIIIEVE IN YOURSELFDONT DECIIIIIIIEVE WITH BELIEFKNOWLEDGE COMES WITH DEATHS RELEASEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH AAA
>>216929373Go die of aids faggot
>>216929368Which state?
>>216929392Are you the guy that keeps buying shitboxes and doesn't maintain them
>>216929394haha shitcago sucks
>>216929295lol
>>216929384These ones are not from that era. They often used untreated wood and carbon steel which gets pretty nasty and damaged
>>216929392its a ford, aint it
>>216929406I'll suck you off!
Nuevo>>216929416>>216929416
#FreeBorker
>>216929419typical bottom bitch from shitcago
>>216929405That's me and my shitbox still runs
>>216929382THE DAY I LEARN TO FLYI'M NEVER COMIN' DOWNON PERFECT WINGS I'LL RISETHROUGH THE LAYERS OF THE CLOUDS
>>216929433A beating heart and a microphoneA ticking clock in an empty homeStill tells of these times so long agoEven though I've come so farI know I've got so far to goAnd any day now I'll explode
2013 dodge looks nice as fuck no
