cozy edition
pasta for tea perhaps
I am once again attempting to watch Wheel of Time.
no more 5 minute timer to make new threads
swedes were being literally shot in the head over covid
don't like mushrooms because when they go in the mouth they're squidgy like a bollock and it puts me right off
rec me a fun game to playi like ubislop and pointless objectives to waste my time and no plot
>>216945557stop that is this all a bot
>>216945543what's the point it got cancelled
>>216945543it bad
sucking on a squidgy bollock
>>216945472she was just complaining about me moving things around in the diary and she's fed up with itnot something that she had to have a rant about in the group chat was just unnecessary
This whole affair with the Russian escort is going to piss me off for the rest of my life. Her last message to me nearly 3 weeks ago:>Hey, thanks for your message. Its lovely to hear from you again. Ill be away from the 7th-10th but hopefully I can see you after that xYet literally no response after that. What an absolute cunt. Literally how can I ever trust a woman again? Two faced cunt.
>>216945507Based cozyman
despise my lifespend 40 hours a week working on the bad screens, only so I can go home and spend the rest of my time on the good screensI wish I had somewhere to go, something to do outside of work but I don't, I have no friends you see
>>216945578yeah a bot that says stupid and gay things LOL
>>216945543why? its such dog shit
You lot are pulling my plonker if you think /brit/ still deserves to exist
>>216945585>>216945586l made it through Rings of Power it cant be that bad
>>216945507>open, unguarded fire right in front of a wooden floor and a dry tree>no obvious doors or windowsthat's not cozy that's a death trap
>>216945598You seem like you have issues
>>216945636ahaha amazing! mind if I save this friend???
>>216945636SCREAMING
might buy a captain's chair
>>216945636screaming
>>216945616so rude honestly
ah right. we're doing this are we...
>>216945680looks like it would be quite uncomfortable to sit on for long periods
>>216945626the embrace of death is warm and comforting
rorke is a loser and i raped him
>>216945698Ah can't wait for this to blow up before the world cup and ruin the team chemistry
*spreads some grit around the entrance to the thread*
good night all
>>216945698it's like eastenders at this point.
NOT racist but Judea Belliyaro is a low IQ impulsive thug with a reduced frontal lobe capacity and likely has a drug problem and aids
>>216945762you should be set on fireyou can't refute this
>>216945756better make it salt so the demons can't get us
>>216945762*gives you a friendly pat on the bum on your way out*
>>216945772>Judea Belliyarowho
*chomps*
>>216945698
hey guys!
>>216945652Being ignored and spurned when she said she'd see me again?
>>216945611Oh wellWe have each other fren :3
Be honest, would you rather have this or Sydney Sweeney?
>>216945698blacks are so desperate for racism to still be a thing but the reality is the average person isn't even that bothered by blacks they just don't want to see them fucking everywhere
>>216945812he means Jude Bellendham
did someone have a negative opinion on the millionaire ball kicker
i tried to care about sports when i was a kid just to fit in, but i just couldn't, my IQ is simply too high
>>216945875can't do that m8. he's black. you may only say nice things
>>216945881same, I don't mind playing though
>>216945698not like he's the first black footballer is he
gf just sent me this
>>216945897yeah same, i've got sharp reflexes and am tall so i was pretty good at basketball
>>216945854I don’t wanna see anyone fucking in public mate
>>216945911that's a bloke though
forgot the pic haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTd4DHeOfAo
>>216945611you should kill your parents like the other anon suggested
>>216945698I just think we have better midfielders who play more of a team game than him
>>216945756does your council grit? do they give you grit bins? i asked for one but they said no because theres one 200m away
>>216945943
>>216945943gorgeous creature. i love their velvety noses
>>216945943good pic
>>216945825hi fren :3
216945852be honest would you rather post something interesting or post the same fucking boring question over and over again
>>216945943Why does it look like Nigel Farage
im seeing doubleFOUR horse leafs
>>216945946do you get to pick up hookers and dump their bodies
>>216946031dont give a SHIT about this person
>>216946031she's smoking rocks
>>216946031what's wrong with her
right, im off to get my din dins sorted
toilberg is has accused me of stealing from work a couple of times even though i'm completely innocent, so i started actually stealing from work out of spite
cor another lass unmatching me on the apps. on to the next one
farted on the gfs face and she got a bonerdirty gal hahaha
based
pietoil looms
>>216945952>If only knew how bad it really was
>>216945507
>>216946139
>Man arrested after suicidal British woman who 'travelled to US to be killed' is found dead
>>216946139is that bread or a jacket potato?
>>216946121right well this doesn’t make sense since girls don’t have penises
>Hundreds of migrants a day signing up for benefits as foreign national claims hit record high
>>216945598Not really sure why you'd put so much faith in what a woman who gets shagged in her fanny for money saysShould take anything a woman says with a grain of salt anyway
>>216946216@glod is this real
little babies
watching my gay porn
>>216946073got my dad tintin in the congo for christmas a few years ago. it came tightly shrink wrapped with a special insert explaining the colonial context and how it is an artifact of racism of the time or some such
>step outside>foreignersdamn scotland changed so fucking fastthere was barely any now its all i see
and WHERE are all the posts?
on me way out to southwark for a hinge date. got 2 cans to consume en route so i don't have to attempt conversation with a stranger sober. extremely low hopes of this working out.
>>216946331you'll find a way to blame it on the english no doubt
>>216946169so sweet. it must be so nice to eat in front of a fire like that
went to confront the russian escort but her pimp was like viggo mortesen in eastern promises and he beat me up
>>216946369Immigration is a Westminster power :)
just made a post
Sort of would like to fuck Sabrina Carpenter but only her throatShe has no arse and no tits and therefore nothing to enjoy but her face
>>216946369i blame the government in general
Did anyone say the english?
>>216946169giwtwm
ate 6 fish fingers and 3 fried eggs. i call it deconstructed fish pie.
>>216946384uhh
Everything was easy till we all started fuckin our friends. This town just ain't big enough.
>>216946194what a monster. i hope florida has the death penalty
>>216946331we're all fae somewhere
coughed too hard and pulled something in my abdomen :(
>>216946420not me
I bought it
>>216945507It's been 2 years I miss my ex so much I never had a girlfriend besides her and she left me for a richer man. I think she was lying when she said I was handsome or cute
>>216946264this is what i want for christmas
>>216946453she was lying yes
gay porn wank on the cards
>>216946453FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hate phoneposting
>>216946479well don't do it then, nobody can force you to
>>216946467stop watching porn x
Woke up to 10 tweets about suicide on the recommended tweets tab. Might be 5 years late here, but that's a hell of a thing to do to your brain when you're first waking up.
>>216946073Mark Felton is a plagiarist grifter who got his Wikipedia article protected because he wouldn't stop editing it himself
>>216946493gay porn doesn't count and you know it
>>216946466I know I mean she is the reason I started gynceling she was beautiful to be she was the most beautiful girl I knew sadly I am autistic so I will never have a girl like this again
it must feel really good to have a fat, veiny, throbbing cock pummel your arsehole, why else would the gays do it?
>>216946513yes it does>>216946546prostate orgasm! wooo!
Have to eliminate all feeds from your diet. Too much psy-ops potential and also what we naturally focus on isn't what should be focused on daily for hours on end. This is genuinely all really bad and stupid, being serious. Going to be serious all day here on /brit/, free of algorithms and psy-ops.
abla
>>216946453she wasn't lying, things just didn't work out. it's very painful but it will get better
>>216945854>the average person isn't even that bothered by blacksThat's true. But then you have all the loud-mouthed flag-shaggers who are bothered by black people, or indeed anybody who isn't white
>>216945543old game that xyou play as a witch or something
shlippy onyx?
>>216946572I hate that I butchered my only chance at love
he's no george best thats for sure
>>216946491ok bye
>>216945854nobody cares about their race but their culturethat is the reasonthe UK isn't the fucking dumping ground for black and brown criminals they need to go(all of them)
glod and gorpheus linked up
Honestly women are all unloyalGreedy Unloving Self serving Sociopathic Lying sacks of shit This is why they are only good for sex and that's it
>>216946609it wasn't your only chance. first relationships rarely work out long term, it was your first kick at the can and now you've got experience you can learn from
>>216946676ah yeah? dont know them
>>216946684thats why we're supposed to enslave them
>>216946676lee kum kee chili oil mogs laoganmaits not even a contest
>>216946699Honestly still it's been 2 years single not even a hook up I lost my virginity at 20 >>216946707Honestly just slap them they like to be treated like shit I never understood why they say princes treatment lmao
Me? >loyal>generous>loving>you-serving>never lie
>>216946711did pangpang teach you that mate x
>>216946684you have more issues then me and I literally admitted to wanting to kill my parents last thread
Rorke
>>216946735me? >poo
>>216946723blog tf on
>>216946743I don't want to kill or harm women I just think they are retarded
gary & danny try the .. umdiepio burger
>>216946760um mentioned
me? super unretarded
>>216946759disregardedlet's swap murders. I want you to cause maximum harm
it's fucking over ladsthe "crisis" we've been living through so far is about to become a happy memory as we slide into a living hell for the next decade
Imagine being a Russian woman from Moscow and ending up working an escort in a provincial British city, who has sex with with drug dealers (her words) for moneyAlmost feel sorry for the cunt, not lol
i am the most retarded person in this general
yeah but how bout dem waggy tings? dem a bash dem gud yeh?
got a few more terrible posts to make then l'm off to see my brother
>>216946800especially my dad, bash his shiny bald head in
Going shop team anyone want anything?
>>216946870shut up meg
will probably get removed soon https://youtu.be/NYQ64_GlhkU
Almost feel sorry for the sad who came up with a whole saga about him and some russian whore but no one cares.
>>216946870bread sticks please
>at work>someone has a problem>constantly repeats themselves without being askedafricans do this the mostif you do this kill yourself thank you
>>216946861are we supposed to know what that means
>>216946901you're welcome
Post comfy
>>216946905dont worry if you dont know what it means bro
>>216946901my mother has the annoying habit of repeating the same thing over and over when she's trying to explain something. Then she gets angry if I don't say anything and angry if I do say something
>>216946890meg is a real girl, peter would be ok with employed women because he’s a man
I just want to have a girlfriend again but it will never happen sadly I need to be rich
The Wank Chronicles
>>216946940okay
really think you can gauge a person's intelligence by how they pronounce the word "onion"the more it sounds like "ungyun", the lower the IQ
>>216946944aha mums love thiswhat are they like
>>216947024on-yon
>>216946944elaborate
umion
>>216947024unyen
im umpetal x
>>216946944she fit?
>>216947074wait a second, that's the same damn picture!
>>216947074white one doesnt have aids xo
Adultwork is so grimBarely any of them are attractive
>>216947074l'd just test the bloods iq
cvp flow rate increasing
cvp stained nike tech and bedsheets getting washed now in the cr01
Should I go for a Thai massage tomorrow or nah?
got some hot mustard for toastiesany special recommendations on making the best toasty possible?
>>216947074Let's see:>Most common blood type by ethnicity:>African American: 47% O-positive, 24% A-positive, and 18% B-positive.>Latin American: 53% O-positive, 29% A-positive, and 9% B-positive.>Asian: 39% O-positive, 27% A-positive, and 25% B-positive.>Caucasian: 37% O-positive, 33% A-positive, and 9% B-positive.Unfortunately that picture doesn't show the type of blood, which would be vital in this scenario, so you can't make the best decision on the limited information given
>>216947074O+ is more common in African populationsI'm A+ so presumably my child would be too, so I'd go with the A+ blood
>>216947045>>216947058i'm talking completely out of my arse lads, no need to try and impress me
right well that’s her done then
why is it wrong for me to not be surrounded by foreigners who have their own countries
Ham and pineapple wizza for dinner tonight de ladssss
umposter bouncing on my cock and squealing like a lil bitch
i love being outraged mmm sent me twitter screenshots
>>216947034>>216947047You know she'll start her whole speech by going >"hey, anon you should xyz because abc, because I heard xyz is good because abc and xyz because abc"Now, If I say nothing she'll go"you're not saying anything, are you listening? you never listen"If I were to periodically say "yeah" or "ok" to affirm that I am in fact listening she'd go>You always say yeah but, you're not listening, you never listenAnd if I stop her part way through her ramblings with an "I get it", "I understand" she goes>Why are you getting angry? You always get angry I can never tell you anything.
>>216947184
>>216947162it's their human right to live in your country rorke ffs
>>216947093not anymore, she's pretty fat and married a bald, narcissistic fuck who fucked up my life before I was born
Why does Rorke blame all his problems on brown people?
Hi Rorke
>>216947208must have been some absolutely monstrous bum blasts to blow a hole like that in it
>everyone on earth has seen this video twicemad
>>216947162>their own countriesI assume then that you're actively campaigning for Australia to be returned to Aboriginal Australians and for whites to be deported from Australia, and you're campaigning for similar things regarding New Zealand, the USA, and Canada, right?
>>216947263that g is questionable
>>216947263that infuriates you when you realise it's only played to calm low IQ jeetlets
>>216947263autistic kids absolutely getting that uploader paid
wish i could show you all my cock pong
>>216947263bn bn doo doo doo doo doo
bitcoin at $86k I am officially FINISHED
>>216947263interesting post considering i havent seen that even once
>>21694726316 billion ticks on the nonce-o-metre
Most women would be incels if they were men
>eight ball didn't come Getting fucking anxious. It BETTER come by tomorrow, or I swear to fucking GOD I'm going to kill myself
>>216947278They weren't established countries xoDoesn't count, they were doing nothing with it.
>>216947305
>>216947341cokelad!
>>216947340literally would be balding subhuman trash if she was born with XY
rorkey shark do do do do do do
>>216947373I am ugly as fuck sadly not trucel I had a girlfriend once but I realized it's impossible unless your hot as fuck
gas the kikes do do do do do do
>>216947407sc
>Stone Roses bassist Mani dies aged 63
>>216947407>joe mmore like jeet mwho types like that
look at this clavicular lad going mental online as of lateliterally thinks like everyone on this site but is good looking so gets tons of fit birds
>>216947425/brit/ is gonna be hilarious when Brad dies
>>216947439idk who that is but i dont think like him
Business idea: Delivery app that only uses white drivers
>>216947445He won't die in the traditional senseWe'll get him on the niggalink platform
>>216947464AryanEats
malmsteen be like NO I DON'T LIKE DOUGHNUTS
>>216947468Fuck are you even talking about
Need to stop going on X. Just negative information and rage baiting. I'm going positive all the way.
>>216947461he's a copy paste of the average 4chan userhates jews, women, is racist
you lads were right Wheel of Time is absolute shit it should have been called wheel of SHIT
>>216947365Das rite. Fucking pissed. Why isn't my tray covered in fucking blow bro
>>216947464white female drivers with cute bums x
>>216947407They've done you mate
>>216947548yeah, you're going positive, hiv positive
>>216947407this guy wins
if spaino is in the epstein files I'm gonna zoot
>>216947565>feather bladeVery nice
>>216947564literally the entire internet told you this but nooooow you thought better you've stomached ROP after all youuuu with your pride and your ego knew better
>>216947353>They weren't established countriesThis means literally nothing whatsoeverIf you think the UK can only be inhabited by its "natives" or whatever then you have to also say that Australia, New Zealand, the USA, and Canada can only be inhabited by their "natives". White people would have to leave those countries.
does this guy talk to himself about inane /pol/ shit like this every day?
>>216947645you can say that now but they dont own those countries anymoresorry to say
>>216947614I've optimised the process perfectly.>sprinkle rocks onto tray>cover with note, crush with bottom of empty pint glass>use plastic card to scrape the compacted powder off the bottom of the note, then fluff up the flattened coke into a pile>dice it with the feather blade into a fine powder>rack into lines with the plastic card>roll paper into a tube (one per sniff)*SNIIIIIFFF*>
>DISCLAIMER: Al Jazeera is funded in whole or in part by the Qatari government.
>>216945821fuck off
>>216947665NOOO I WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY POOWANKS!
Why does the world respond to Scotland with such instinctive enthusiasm? Why do ordinary people across continents feel an immediate bond with Scotland? Because, whether consciously or not, they recognise a simple truth. Scotland is confronting a colonial oppressor. Scotland is a nation illegally annexed by England and trapped inside a relationship designed to suppress its sovereignty. The global public senses this injustice and the world knows what it means. They understand, even without being told, that Scotland is still denied liberation. Every time the Scottish football team steps onto the pitch, it carries the weight of a nation still held under English colonial rule. Time for liberation. Scotland's qualification for the World Cup will show the world that it will be better in all ways with an independent Scotland liberated from the English coloniser.
Starmer's son is going to get absolutely ripped to shreds at his school over that letter video his dad put out, poor lad
wonder why countries havent done something to make bills drug proof, like making it so you couldn't roll it up everyone i know including myself snorted drugs with a bill exclusively
Ada. Wong. Sex. Feet.
Rorke going in every single supermarket to check if the trees have CHRISTMAS written on the box
>>216947722i'm mostly scottish ancestry myself and i think it's just that people like the kilts and the bagpipes and the whisky
>>216947722https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darien_scheme>As the Company of Scotland was backed by approximately 20 percent of all the money circulating in Scotland, its failure left the entire Scottish Lowlands in financial ruinhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_VI_and_I>Born 19 June 1566 Edinburgh Castle, Edinburgh, Scotland>James was the only son of Mary, Queen of Scots, and her second husband, Henry Stuart, Lord Darnley. Furthermore>Scots made up 1/3 of the colonial Governors General between 1850 and 1939.
>>216947722>gets oppressed by england>now colonized by africanshaha lol
rustlers for tea
umm,,,
>>216947711ok then go ahead
UNAUTHORISED PONY IN THE THREAD
UM
>>216947425oh thats sad newsi play a few of his lines on the bass
>>216947849get them vocarood in tribute
>>216947898too self conscious for thatim not good at it but its a lot of fun to learn something new
listening to WAGNER TANNHÄUSER OVERTURE
ai assisted wank on the cards
>listening to WAGNER TANNHÄUSER OVERTURE
Ok I will eat it !!
https://voca.ro/1iKYHXEBKP9t
>>216948016https://vocaroo.com/1lRZfueOkwbr
>>216948027michael jackson has returned and he's a 12 year old boy (he's in heaven)
https://vocaroo.com/1omhHlckw2tX
hows it foing
>>216947932wagner is good but his fanbase overrate himhe's no bach, mozart, beethoven but his fanbase seem to think so
any noticers in?
>>216948096Yeah I noticed that Australians should all be asleep right now and you are breaking the rules, have contacted your parents.
>>216947677If you believe that only "natives" can be in the UK then you have to also believe that only "natives" can be in Australia, New Zealand, Canada, and the USAUnless you want to admit that there is actually no reason why any part of the world should solely belong to its "native" population, or to a population that has lived there for a long time
What's your favourite file in your wank bank?
Know I have a deeply addictive personality because when I decide to do drugs (sober for a year) I become hyperfixated on them, can't sleep, can't focus at work. Pathetic and embarrassing
>>216948158camilla jayne and georgie darby 2-4-1 babestationfull of snogging
>>216947548
darren grimes posted this
>>216948158
>>216948148>if you believe x then you also have to believe yno you don't
>>216948187grifters of all creeds and colour getting that chatgpt plus subscription
>>216948187AI slop
>>216948148bruh i dont give a fuck about those other countriesthe UK should be native only fuck offtake your 3rd world cousin fuckers voodoo bastards with youstop making the country worse simply by existing in the UK
>>216948148New Zealand mentioned <3
i found a whole unopened package of napkins in the middle of the street last week, it wasn't even runned over yet. to be fair it just the generic brand
>>216948220I know but he tried to play it off as real
yeah?
>>216948222devious wig
>>216948238so this is leftypol
yes leave the colonies to the indians who were there first
Fucks sake lads, just failed NoFap after 26 days. I didn't watch porn but I had an uncontrollable urge to masturbate. I had a strong sexual fantasy and I honestly ejaculated in about 10 seconds.What do I do now? I assume a relapse isn't a complete disaster as long as I recognise what's happened.My next escort visit is 10 days away.
>>216948236cor get in
>>216948237Gaz and Baz will be right seething at this definitely real photo
>>216948238cockmogs me!
>>216948274>My next escort visit is 10 days away.
flags down again
Mark is eating like a king meanwhile the trolls sit in their HMO eating gruel
get it made
>>216948333that's pretty cheap would cost a lot more here for that
>>216948333god i hope they stop benefits soon
I live an existence so grim that words cannot begin to describe it
>>216948333Genuinely need people like him milled into dog food
>>216948323at least post the original and not this crusty abomination faggot retard
>>216948310She didn't have availability until then. Annoying, I know.
>>216948364sassy catberg
>>216948333corr look at that authentic chinese food
>stop benefits>africans and the arabs go mental breaking everythinglol
>>216948333why is there a bowl of razors
>>216948441it carrot
>>216948441That's pudding
>>216948381sorry all my aripics are on my old computer!!
>>216948441I know those and they're 50 cent razors that women use to shave their legs sold at dollarama.I don't know.
Think if I went and taught English abroad people think I'm a pedophile?
>>216948475>>216948475>>216948475sorry to do it again but since no one else is
my superpower is being the life of every party
>>216948195So then, like I said, you admit there's no reason why any part of the world should solely belong to its "native" population, or to a population that has lived there for a long time>>216948222>the UK should be native onlyThe only way you can be consistent with this view is if you also demand that every white person be deported from the USA, Canada, Australia, and New ZealandTime to fuck off, brainlet>>216948234Indeed
>>216948147*notices you're gay*
>>216948554no, i never said that at all
