sick boy edition
Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 for me tonight, I do believe.
>>216975409I'M QUITE HUNGRY
wham bam too bam a wham bam bang
will we have a vote for worst gimmick of the year?
>she sees drug dealers who book 4 hours at a timewhat can be deduced from this?
drinking porto wine. never had it before. it's pretty good
https://youtu.be/kMFjVI_GbRg
Busy night tonight?
just transmuted gold into mercury
We at /brit/ wish a happy birthday to the endlessly talented, beautiful, capable, and dedicated Carly Rae Jepsen, who officially turns 40 years old today
>>216975483Aye your mums doing 2 for 1 offers
rapid tappy @ gherky
>>216975454Ghost chip
>>216975488See if you can transmute it into a good post for once
>>216975488*drinks it all in one go*
>>216975476australian kev
Honestly I think I lost my virginity to a prostitute who wanted to give out freebies. It was 2009 and we briefly messaged on netlog and she was happy to drive to me that same evening. When she arrived we were on my bed drinking and she was telling me about all these guys she'd shagged. Then we shagged.
americans be like
>>216975490old ass beyotch
>>216975531mad how fit she is.
>>216975498You must be 18 to post here.
If you’ve genuinely lost your virginity to a prozzie you’re worse than the worms in the dirt. Even a kissless hugless virgin is more respectable
>>216975556Touched a nerve did I
>>216975551she's like 25 and looks 40 mate
>>216975556me when im running an adult-only postal service
>>216975568umm elon...elon please... you can't smoke in herem...my security deposit.... elon please
>>216975531is he finally unravelingit seems like things are coming to a head but they don't call him teflon don for nothing
I think a whore-became-prostitute would make a good pay-to-gf prostitute gf
https://i.4cdn.org/f/1763755455857233.swfhttps://i.4cdn.org/z/dolphinXX4894389.exehttps://i.4cdn.org/admin/1.pdf
>>216975577ok and? still fit as
I’m phone posting cause I’m going to buy cigarettes and I miss the flag benders :(
>>216975621Piss off
um
>>216975556was just reading that on your mom's webpage
*activates derp mode*
too hot in bed
>>216975616Er, Rapelad? They all are 404
>>216975502hop on disc soon crodie xxtalk more bout gherkin quick tap
>>216975630Bit fucking rude
>>216975646
imagine how sick it would be to have a wife or gf wow
>>216975685bet i'd love it for a week then start hating it
>>216975669mate you should stop youre not the real crodie
>>216975685dope maybe radical even
Off yo bed
was at the meadhall and nobody knew you
>>216975685You grow to resent them
riding round in a roverif l see rorke then its over
>>216975703>>216975715persist through it and youll become dependent so it wont matter
>>216975685bit risky for someone like you to imagine being happy mate.
>>216975669sup yodie my zodie fodiethey are combobulating xx
>>216975708LOLbut fr get on discyou promised we would talk xx
https://x.com/TheSims/status/1991573830633226562UM x
dinner is served ladsget in
>>216975749Why?
>>216975764not good
>>216975764lush
>>216975763Um x
>>216975779because thinking about things you will never experience your entire life will just make you depressed.
>>216975764yummy
Might punch this boulder for a laugh
if you think about it real life is kind of like a life survival simulator game like ym summer car
>>216975792why
>>216975764mate... your willy aha
>>216975764this nigga scared of wheat LMAO
>>216975811No actually I was feeling happy you’re the one who made me sad by blackpilling me
Get the gay nerds money taken away from them
>>216975713Fuck off yank
might watch some sora 2 shorts
>>216975859Fucking arrogant bitch. I'd tongue her arsehole
>>216975859Get this saxon bitch south of Gretna now
>>216975859bet the opportunity to use the word 'autumnal' had her absolutely frothing at the gash
>>216975850can you delete that please
>>216975409>KCD2I enjoy
how do I delete an image I uploaded fuck
>>216975858good. fuck you, incel worm
>>216975943You know nothing about me I’m not an incel
>>216975764had a bighams me
>>216975966hooting
>>216975942your little dick is immortalized in /brit/embrace it
>>216975966s
>>216975966poo seal screaming
Lidl staff just refused to serve this lass cause she’s already drunk Is that even allowed?
So... this is Rorke...
Literally want to fuck ass rn
>>216976011somehow made it out of operation yewtree unscathed
>>216975959regardless, fuck you
have you apologised yet?
im in my walter white to heisenberg transformation arc
in the bath lads x
me when my friends on brit bully me
Operation Poo Seal
>>216976089
I will ever shag an asian or not at all.
might get an lcd soundsystem shirt
Only good looking british woman is liz Hurley
>>216976024>>216976111open grindr and your problems will be solved in the blink of an eye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va6nPu-1auEThread theme, lads.
>>216976068so so peng
>>216976042I think you’re the incel actually
coral we can all live together
Mumberg: Could you dash up the shop and get us some milk?Me: https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1763753765868679.mp4
shark tale was a good flickdidn't deserve the lamb baseding it got
>>216976137Yeah but they force you to upload id to make an account. Defeats the whole point of the app I want to have anonymous sex with men
What if, instead of being circular, tyres were 250-sided polygons. Would they still roll.
>>216976189just horrid
>>216976199https://sniffies.com/
now seems as good a time as any to get my bum out
>>216976205Yes, they would still roll, but with some significant drawbacks!A 250-sided polygon is called a diacosiapentacontagon (if you want to impress someone at a party). With that many sides, it would look nearly circular to the naked eye, but the ride would be noticeably different from a true circle.What would happen:Bumpy ride: Each time the tire rotates from one edge to the next, the center (axle) would rise and fall slightly. With 250 sides, these bumps would be small but rapid—you'd feel a constant high-frequency vibration.The math: The more sides, the smoother the ride. The vertical displacement of the axle decreases as you add sides. With 250 sides, each "bump" would be tiny, but you'd experience 250 bumps per rotation.Practical issues:Increased wear on suspension componentsReduced fuel efficiency due to constant up-down motionFaster tire degradation at the corners/edgesNoise and vibrationFun fact: Regular wheels actually flex and deform slightly where they contact the road, so they're not perfectly circular in practice anyway. But a 250-gon would be far worse than that natural deformation!For comparison, a hexagon (6 sides) would be obviously bumpy, an octagon (8 sides) less so, and by the time you reach 250 sides, you're approaching "uncomfortable but functional."
>>216976229bug chasing app?
>>216976189mad how slippery the slope ended up being
>>216976229Yeah that’s sus tho
>>216976256>i want anonymous gay sex>n-no not like thatkys
>>216976199true. guess it's back to cruising public men's toilets for you
twitter is just straight up unusable. full of magatards even when i block them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0x1Pf5ilCQ
>>216975845Yep. And I play it perfectly! Stay inside all the time you see
I played Sonic 2 so much in the 1990s that I still have motor memory from it.
>>216975364
>>216976326very well behaved gatos
>>216976314is that cake made from her poo?
gibbypoo
>>216976395What a nob
>>216976229That’s the app with the crazy bottom who was shitting on everyone
in one of those "sad thinking about all the history lost beneath the oceans" moods
>CPS appeals against overturning of Quran-burning conviction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qE2mTzg5Iw
back from my grans and she's only given me a bottle of rum the legend
in tears at the thought of all the mysteries of human history (or, indeed, history in general) that will never be known cause it's under water nowthink- animals have always lived along the water's edge, but with post-ice age sea level rises those water's edges are now hundreds of metres out to seadredge the oceans NOW. get back dogger bank
>>216976528tung tung tung sahul
downloading passion of the christ
>>216976326studious bergs
gay niggas really get boners when fat dudes fart on their balls
you know, i talk a big game about gay pornbut i actually only really watch hetero pornsorry, i just wanted to fit in
wish i had a big bottle of rum
can share if you want ;D
And the very latest from Ruby "Bones" Granger??
another hard week at my fake email jobwish i could get absolutely steaming but run out of booze x
>>216976604be kind to yourself, don't call yourself an n word
wonder if fat men are more niche in the gay community than bbws for straights
get a foreigner delivering it already ffs
gay niggas be like im gay
Shower, bit of drawing, bit of anime then bed I reckon de lads
>>216976656hillary on suicide watch
>>216976708can confirm
>>216976693im a certified white nigga
had a white justeat driver the other dayjob market must be truly fucked
>>216976709Shut up meg
if i had a girlfriend i would never have sex with heri'm a gentleman
going to wander out into the Appalachian woods and let myself be taken by the Blair Witch and used a sex slave
Can't go a single week without my commute home having some sort of fucking delay or cancellation FUCKING SORT IT OUT YOU PRICKS WHAT A SHIT HOLE WE LIVE IN AAAARGGH
>>216975480Zoomers have never seen that in their lives
>>216976734oh i see. carry on then
abolish the state
>>216976792corrrr
>>216975568Rorke be like "I want THESE guys to lead the world, they DEFINITELY have my best interests at heart"
The depths of your foolishness, rorke!
>>216976837whatever bro
>>216975459I did briefly mention Russian literature to her, I don't think she was particularly bright as she moaned about having to read War and Peace by Tolstoy in school
>>216976843bro said>whatever bro
>>216976843I just find it strange that Rorke could support leaders who will stand up for the vast majority of average people, but instead Rorke supports oligarchs who will never care about him
wish i were blackout drunk
Ruby's thumbs!
Just had a clean wet shave for the first time in about 5 yearsHonestly look like a nazi poster boy tbqh lads
getting blackout drunk me
>>216976946same. I'll feel good in the morning but it sure would be nice to be sipping that liquid dopamine right now
>>216976962Corr wish this was me
>>216976926the juno
>>216976946there's a PT at my gym who looks like ariana and she's so insanely fit
>>216976837>>216976928what strange ideas are you conjuring in your head this time leftypol
What's the word ?
>>216976656wtf is this
Should I buy a sulcata tortoise? I know all the horror stories but I still want one... I just think need to own a giant tortoise.
5 seconds after a white kid screams the n-word
Name one (1) good rock band out today
off to the job seeker's allowance building tomorrow
nth for the holodem
>>216976928who are these leaders that stand up for the people?
might have wnka
*enters thread in full plate armour*
I stand with Israel
>>216977038Destroyed by a fat Mexican
high torque events are taking place
>>216977097*comet azur's you from across the thread*
got Have I Got News for You on but without Diego here explaining them all, all these jokes about the Tories and Nigel Farage (and only about the Tories and Nigel Farage) are so empty and meaningless
>>216977127Now post the rematch webms
>>216977069Zelensky, Hugo Chavez, George Soros, Kamala Harris
https://vocaroo.com/1omhHlckw2tX
boomers overusing ellipses is driving me mad, it makes every statement look like they have a problem
>>216977166The one where AJ ran around the ring and won on points? No thank you!
>>216977161is it a dolphin in a bathtub?
drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH
anti-depressants stopped working. it's time for alcoholism
drunk ari outside going im fine im fine im fine
tomorrows cronemball watch:burnley chelseawolves crystal palacenewcastle man city
>>216977046goose or wahtever they're called
3rd day without a wank
got a headache :c
Oh my days he’s actually serious
>>216977131>>216977180>>216977248crodie please get on discord soon xxyou said we could roleplay again
Why the fuck aren't you living on one of these canal boats?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va6nPu-1auEStill the thread theme, lads>>216976962WAHEYYYYY, LAD!Canslad will join in
>>216977291he's got my vote!
>>216977046quite like viagra boys
drunk cat outside going MEOW MEOW MEOW
>>216977296used by paedos piggybacking off rosie and jim
why do they call it a ball-SACK when its more like a pouch
genuinely unspeakably vile
>>21697731314 too many
>>216977334description of my wank folder
>>216977318FOY
>>216977291>Britain Restoring Underlying ValuesThis is a war to reclaim Britain. No excuses, no compromises, no second chances. We will defend our borders, crush crime, purge corruption, and restore pride to a nation under siege.>Britain will rise again—stronger, unyielding, unapologetic. If you want safety, power, and freedom, join the fight. The time for talk is over. It's action or nothing.
don't patronise me soyboy
right well that's an ummershy doing tippy taps x
<:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt3XdBSwaWIdoing a watch of are chudders
>>216977307>Boy, 15, dies after co-workers insert high-pressure hose up rectum in horrific ‘prank’ Oh no how awful!>A teenage wood shop apprentice in Turkeypoo screaming
>>216977307Fuck F
>>216977292you are not crodieyou are not heatherdemstop it
>>216977373it's funny that he chadded out in jail
thinking about luke littler's slampig ex-gf
still pondering it
banged up a broad
>>216977383you said we could do katy roleplay againwhy are you being weird
>>216977446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jhhwFYY_LI
>>216977446You know what they say about a man with a big head
The state of escorts in my city is fucking shit going by AdultWork Hardly any of them seem to be the sort of woman I likeIt's mostly either Brazilians, older women with minimum age requirements, dodgy Romanians, or bimbo types
This is YOUR Friday night!
I’d eat her pile.
>>216977492>AI slop
On this day 40 years ago, Carly Rae Jepsen was officially released
>>216977505I'm watching a 6 hour documentary on the Franco Prussian war instead of going out.
>>216977501>women with minimum age requirementsWhy do they do this?
miss having mates and going to the pub on the weekends
>>216977505Watching justice collab before Nerissa's 3D birthday live me
>>216977565This but weekdays. Pints were so much cheaper on weekdays.
>>216977550At least give us the name then mate
got deal or no deal on
Bjork officially turns 60 years old today.
It doesn't make any sense that you get a suspension for leaving quick play games on OverwatchIt's not ranked or anything
>>216977616does stephen mulhern is gay?
>>216977631timmy rage quitting casual games omds
>>216977631find it mental that trannies get turned on by playing as mercy because she's played by women mostly
>>216977547Bet her farts stink.
i play mercy
>>216977631it's annoying for other players
I wanna be Mercy
and the rest as they say is history
>>216977648>>216977668Not rage quitting I just left before it ended to get into a new game quicker>>216977652It's actually mainly women who play Mercy from what I knowIt's the easiest fucking character in the entire game
just came back from sportsfucking demolished the whole fieldno one could stop me
>>216977610The YouTube channel? Real time history.
won the mercy lookalike contest at the hull overwatch convention - I didn't even enter!
>>216977661>>216977676umbunny mercy main
staying over at toby's tonight :3
>>216977715*humps your leg*
embarrassingly lightweight squattoil complete
hungrythirsty
>>216977501You mean to say quality women don’t become escorts???
time to watch some darksydephil
>>216977730DO NOT DRINK THE ORANGEADE. JUST DON'T.
got the sausages on
>>216977752https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj0N-GJZLMc
>>216977730What's for dinner?
put the throw on the bed
>>216977782back when he still had soul and that kino factor
mustache is in need of a trim
>>216977792alri Bob Dylan
>>216977752*snorts*
>>216977742how much you squatting?If you're consistent and your form is good you'll quickly be able to lift more
gherkin is packed rn
I walked bob dylan up on stage
>>216977792Don’t tell me what to do
cvp flow rate increasing
>>216977825i only did 3 reps of 8 with 40kg today. I used to be able to squat 100kg but i hated doing it so i stopped for a long time. Back at it as of today
>>216977834WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
>>216977827>>216977850crodie please get on discord xxyou said we could do katy roleplay
SUCKA
>>216977850>>216977893OMG embarrassing
Flippin' 'eck
I have released the sausages from the ayre friar
so many captchas use the letter between z and c on a keyboard. drives me nuts cause the keyboard is STILL being weird
drank 6 double vodkas and 4 cans of heverlee. ordered a takeaway ate it and vomited it up. had a pint of water. sitting in bed cold. fuck my grim incel life
hath cami released thine princess wand yet?
me? can do like 50 unweighted squats then i get tired
>>216977917Shouldn't mix beer with spirits
>>216977927i can do 10 push ups
>>216977917
>>216977904read this in bald's voice
>>216977923nah not yet
>>216977917sounds like a good day if you arent going to regret it tomorrow (if you can or cant afford it not because youre a fag)
really really really want to get drunk
>>216977955>>216977955>>216977955
Literally only had a handful of peanuts to eat todayAnorexia toil working out
I NEED dick in vagina actionI need BAKUSHIN pussy, TODAY
>>216977971lmao the jannies took it down
>>216978009>>216978009
cheeky friday night DP for me x
>>216978023>>216978023>>216978023rip got beaten on the rebound
