adam edition
>>216978009Who is this CUNT
me sub edition
>>216977945i can do about 30those are easy to improve though
>>216978009this is the one
>>216978009adam is a bug
there is a beam of light coming out of the core of London what is this
gonna go lay in bed with olive oil in my ear and get a boner from ear tickling gonna think abt a wank
>>216978051orbital strike
The jannies nuked my thread instantly because it mentioned Ukraine. But, they let BBC posts marinate for 20 minutes before they're taken down...
I need my dick i n pussy however I also want to cuddle gn
>>216978051calling all crodies
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjURhXqJRgA
gay pornily mincing about
>>216978051ion cannon
>>216978009
Quite enjoy overheating meLike to be cosy
Well, here we are then.
>>216977749Clearly there are some good ones.
>>216978051cronem finally found ziedynun he cud do x
noahie xyz oh its some linux fucking faggot. go kys
>>216978072Jannies are BBC broken Ziggers confirmed
>>216978051It's the Mass Effect 3 ending missionMarauder Shields is there
>>216978111you ever sedate it and... you know
>>216978110need to go cuddle
>>216978051the last thread getting deleted
doing tippy tappys
I'm the best dancer in /brit/*busts a move*
>>216978111Bunny ahh nigga
>>216978141Err..
:>
Might watch the last leg, see if its got any woker.
>>216978179nede to fuck it (her)>oh you want to be a lil rabbitOK *rapes u*
>>216978179rum rabbittoo big
>>216978179Look how scared it isThat rabbit is being ABUSED
right that's me off to bed then*gets in a small light aircraft and starts taxiing onto the thread runway*
Honestly if the next escort I see won't have me back for another session then I'll just give up I think.
>>216978051Bro found the mystery box
>>216978199
two lesbians that live next door having some sort of gay alcohol party so im blasting Downfall (2004) through the LG soundbar
>>216978209rabbits are scared of their own shadow
gn gonna go manifest some ttties in my own mouthgonna go dream about it
watching peacemaker
She loves BBC
>>216978051its to show the boat people where to head for
>>216978269blessed is he?
>>216978247DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL!
been to 2 lesbian weddings
>>216978279saying "yank moment" isnt funny with you nobody cares about youI hope you (the loser yank) arent ricky
>>216978233have you seen a second one yet? or have you got over your first love some other way
>>216978283Gherkin
>>216978246I'm going mental
>>216978247Mein Fuhrer.... das Scherenschwester...
>>216978239
>>216978310
sir nick land on a mad one
>>216978239sc
>>216978161>chudette challenges you to a dance off
>>216978314https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5u5C72Ehrg
>>216978314Wtf u yapping about nigga. I’m nonce-yank
>>216978249Tell it to a judge
having a gay alcohol party
I dont want to say "rabbits be like, say it to the judge"need a legal age rabbit to be cute with me, because I love them I want to go cuddle rabbits :3
Why are YOU alone tonight?
>>216978380toby
been to a humanist weddingwas in a field
>>216978395hi
>>216978380NO RABBITS toby leave the rabbits alone
>>216978341source
>>216978390all my friends have either started a family or live miles away in a more affluent area
>>216978390still crippled x
>>216978380UMbunny x
>>216978161>>216978341read em and weep
cronem showing peak athleticism right nowi mean elite tier performance at the gherkin, right now
>>216978341What makes her chudette
>>216978409shall fuck the rabbits (if legal age)
>>216978390haven't had mates since before the pandemic
>>216978454hop on discord crodie xxyou can be jude this timei'll be katy
reminder to report the BE flags posts
>>216978492UMamusume x
>>216978492sexio
cvp stained nike tech and bedsheets getting washed now in the cr01
>>216978492Fucking um x
It cold in my smelly incel bedroom
penne pasta with shallots, brussel sprouts, prosciutto, smoked garlic and cream down the hatch
bring back aristocracy and serfdom
>>216978317I saw two last Saturday, wasn't attracted to either. Both seemed like druggies. The next one I'm seeing on the 30th looks much more natural and hopefully will be more understanding of me. She's a similar age to me, also British.As for the Russian... well I still keep thinking about her, even though I can't even picture her face properly now. I want to hate her but I can't. It just pisses me off. Why did she say I had beautiful eyes and that she'd see me again only to ghost me? I just want to know why she won't see me again. Fucking feels like she's stabbed me in the heart. Getting no response is just cruel. I don't love her, but I keep imagining what I could've done differently. I should have told her sooner I was a virgin rather than at the end. Maybe she just doesn't want a virgin client.
goodnightI pretty much feel a bit sick right now... gn though uwu
>>216978537where's the protein
>>216978459think it's just the frown and spectacles
not long now
>>216978521LOLbut srs crodie can we talk again xxi'm waiting on disc
>>216978535*snuggles u*
>>216978390im a freak! im a little fucking weird freakling! dont deserve to be anything else!
>>216978540sybau
>>216978555ProsciuttoUsed a whole pack
>>216978540>I just want to know why she won't see me againMaybe she's worried she'll fall in love and won't be able to work again
the person who parked in the spot i usually park at has a note on their car asking not to block the driveway. Also the rain made the note all wet and stuck to the windscreen Takes a pro to park in that spot, mate. leave it to the professionals, yeah?
gnim horseiiim ahorse
>>216978582pork is mostly fat
>>216978595so
>>216978589
>>216978582Tell it to a judge
phil poneden
>>216978552Goodnight mousey Drink water
>>216978610this is her (in my bed) golshi in my bedshe can go and do this, if she likes...>>216978623no
it is once again time to wank my willy
I'm feeling blackpilled I'm feeling furious
AGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH FUCK!
oh yeah i wont be clicking that hmm, yeah decided against it
Ooooh I’m all sweatyyy
>>216978605Should be using chicken breast as well really. Why aren't you?
Your retard is sperging out in /cum/ again>>216978611
bed time for mehad enough this week
top 10 mousey coldest moments
>>216978675oh my days
>>216978675scraef
Off to the fridge anyone want owt?
>>216978711beer me lad
>>216978674dunno tastes good without it think I've had enough protein today
>>216978686>>215317299
>>216978711quorn nuggies
>>216978725bender
>>216978704crodie are you ready yetyou said we could talk bout the cronem soon xtheir black batons LOL
>>216978584I doubt I'm her type.
Well that's a Chilean link
>>216978051It's one of those things from Halo which shoots light into the sky
>>216978749stop impersonating heatherdem
>>216978756No it's the box
>>216978725Where from? All the cum you’ve swallowed?
>>216978721here you go pal>>216978733chucked them out mate not having any veggie shit in our house
Thoughts on Sir Mads Mikkelsen?
>>216978769...yh
can't stop drinking
joe biden
almost a whole bottle of wine down and barely got a buzz going
zeidberg are you normally the katy or cronem when you rp with heathermong?
>>216978777Checked I miss that Tesco package format
>>216978197the answer is yes it somehow has
Proteinlads seem to think about cum a lot
>>216978813heatherfreak seems like he'd be way more into being the katy of the RP
>>216978778james bond testicle whipping
>>216978761you literally said we could talk yesterdayabout cronem baton xmhm
>>216978821for me its these little bargainous bastards
penne pasta with cum, shit and blood down the hatch
no response and rebuttal = its true and verified
>>216978777>2%bet it tasted fucking rotten too.
As a man who only likes small boobies, I cannot support Zack Polanski and the Green Party.
>>216978813he's usually katy xhe likes quick tap at the gherkin
alright lads. just got in. you lot still arguing about black willies and women pretending to be men? lol
ziedbelg volunteering at body building competitions rubbing bronze body paint on the contestants
haters shall hate
>>216978838Uno, Mr Bond
>>216978934for me it's knights cider
bit tipsy lads
zeidy buying discord turbo so he can have more black penis emotes in his RP server omdz
for legal reasons i can't state what i'd do to whoever invented the shithole site known as glassdoor and how much i'd enjoy every second of what i'd do to them
>>216978954>>216978777>>216978866>>216978934>>216978954https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRbj1Q4tXNo
>>216978886there's still a 2% bitter
>>216978934my uncle drank these and died in his 50s
>>216978964What’s wrong with that
No alcohol for me thank you. I’ve had my fill for one lifetime and shan’t ever drink again. Satan in liquid form.
>>216978984vax status?
>>216978972Wow, he was a lot fitter back in the BCS days
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lvmC1JokPU
>>216978981It's really grim too
>>216979005
>>216979005great innit
most important bands of all time:1. the beatles2. black sabbath3. nirvana4. the velvet underground5. r.e.m.
>>216979058rubbish list
>>2169790586. 100 gecs
>>216979058all bent
>>216978977>£2.70 for all that from a corner shopwe used to be a proper country
>>216979058Liking The Beatles is like saying you like music. No shit, tell us something interesting about you next time. Of the rest, none of them outrank Meatloaf and Shania Twain for me personally, but I respect your choices
Imagine Britain goes through a major political, social and economic crisis with lot of unrest and the threat of disintegration. Can someone 4D chess the government, the chuds, the wokies and the islamists all at the same time, suspend Parliament, ban Christmas, ban Islam, ban Catholicism, ban atheism, shut down social media and force church attendance and godly laws on the country?
>>216979081Have you never bought the Telegraph?
>>216978824although i can't work out if i want to fuck this guest's face or punch it
Genuinely mad how young I look now I've gone clean shaven
MOGGED
>>216979118beardy cunts btfo. only weak chin mongs grow beards
>>216979058were r.e.m. particularly groundbreaking? now i think of it a lot of bands after them sounded kind of similar and not many before.
>>216979005ktim
>>216979058This list started off well enough. Went to shit on 3, 4, and 5.
was commanded to listen to all the beatles albums by someone on here and rate them, still haven't done it
>>216979096>Imagine Britain goes through a major political, social and economic crisis with lot of unrest and the threat of disintegrationThat happened in (meaning prior to the story of) V for Vendetta
>>216979139I have a decent jawline yeah. I only had a short beard so you could see my jawline though
>>216979139i have a stronger chin than you and a beard thoughbeit
might start playing gw2 again
>>216979196gawdayu nyugu
>>216979164been doing the same with frank zappa for 20 years
>>216979163unc
>>216979164Been listening to popular albums and of the three Beatles ones I've done, I think I liked Abbey Road the most. Did you know that Ballad of John and Yoko uses the same tune as the Poddington Peas intro?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZnm_s3wZeohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEV1X9V_IZI
Don't tell Mum I'm in Pokrovsk
NEED to dump my load into Jenna Ortega’s TIGHT PUSSY
overwatchtoil begins NOW
wish i had cans but i dont :c
Fun fact: Germany take significantly more immigrants and refugees than the UK
>>216979234Yeah but they lost WW2 so they deserve it
>>216979203aye
sir chapo guzman
>>216979234that isn't a particularly fun fact
>>216979163Just tell us you have shit taste
SO FUCKIN WHAT SO WHAT SO WHAT YOU BORING LITTLE CUNT
FAT BLACK WOMAN ON NORTONDO NOT WATCHTHIS IS A WARNONGDO NOT WATCH
most important beatles albums of all time:1. rubber soul2. sgt peppers lonely hearts club band3. revolver4. abbey road5. magical mystery tour
roarke won the debate
>>216979281how about the woke one
>>216979217didn't know that ridiculously obscure fact, no
>>216979288number 8
had yet another shite i just had to give uo wipingeiping for about 10 minutes and there was the same consistency of shite on the bog roll the whole timeeventually just said fuck and pulled my trousers upstate of fucking arse im sick of it
The most popular British "femboy" as it were
>>216979285wouldn't be surprised if he comes out as mtf transgender
>>216979294Well now you dohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2VmtKT2wN4
>>216979316if I have to wipe more than 5 times I give up and shower
>>216979320wallahi
>>216979272My top 5 bands:AC/DCBlack SabbathIron Maiden Judas Priest Slayer
almost killed someone earlier
>>216979316need a poo but don't want to get into a night pooing routine so holding it until morning
Chilling in bed before I go to sleep team. Bit sleepy tonight.
>>216979345what stopped you normally i cant contain my bloodlust until i remembre my sensei's words..
>>216979342Alri boomer
>>216979276she's quite something, wonder what her radius is
>>216979351shouldn't do thatshould only go to bed when you're trying to sleep
>>216979351going to have a little wank on your shrivelled little nob before you drift off? x
>>216979342midwestern taste
>>216979349can never poo until lunchtime me. its just not possible.
>>216979374I mean you’d have to be deaf to not like Iron Maiden. Pure ear candy.
>>216979351mad how taking HRT makes you infertile so if you ever realise you're actually a man and want a family you can't do that anymore
Learnt about synapomorphy today. A feature shared by two or more taxa that is thought to derive from a shared common ancestor.And that's lush :)
got a stiffy thinking about employed woman's knob
Europe lost WW2Basically died in 1945
Hi lads you're all career experts here so I want to ask something. Is there a career path that will be AI-proof in the future? Something I learn now and then get to have a job in
All 80s metal bands get mogged by Black Sabbaths first three albums
>>216979345this is me when i managed to stop myself from wanking
>>216979460Librarian
>>216979460poo farming
>>216979460dolie
>>216979460AImonger
i think we should just let anyone and everyone inthey having hard lives x
Sir Rune Scaper
>>216979460AI researcher
>>216979515okay they can stay at your gaff
>>216979460programming
>>216979467hey vol 4 is highly underrated toosupernaut fucking slaps
Rorke. Badge, now. You're off the case, and off the job.
>>216979460machine operator
>>216978072Jannies gave me a warning lmao
>>216979460Supermarket store assistant. Bonus points if it's the best paying supermarket in the UK
>>216979533no x
>>216979515you forgot to fill the name field with "Employed woman"
>>216979533you can do the housing>>216979557you can do the getting them wanked off
>>216979460bin man
>>216979539AND YOUR OTHER GUN
wha-i'm just breaking your balls a little, i ain't seen ya, in 6 fuckin' years and i'm breaking your balls a little, what?
>>216979460poopsmithery
KOR
>>216979460best to ask what career will make best use of ai cause jobs will still exist but your job will be to build and maintain those robots like he said in the simpsons
47, he was a fucking kid
>>216979320would still shag his arse
>>216979554https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHJrBdr6UNcenjoy your new coworker
I really fucking hate when women who aren't natural blondes refer to themselves as blondes. Inferior cunts.
>>216979647whomstve
>>216979668Tell me what you love
>>216979681my little brother billy
another miserable day of my dogshit incel life
>>216979695
Having a few Pokemon Showdown matches
Emma Watson can use my face if she has diarrhea.
>>216979704ktim
>>216979704PM me x
too shy for the county identifier, it obstructs my quality postings so i'm going to cease using it
I keep falling, maybe half the time
poo smells
>>216979741as a what
the wisdom of the leader
>>216979763what
>>216979805Hello and welcome to /brit/. Please try to disregard our mentally ill residents, they can usually be identified by their non-British flags
>>216979704i thought russia was kino
LOIS I'M COMING
Goodnight team, see you all tomorrow
friendly reminder that anime is for nonces
>>216979874Not into nappy porn. Eating Emma’s poo is one thing, I draw the line at nappies. It’s just not on.
>>216979874
>>216979863i can handle you at your loiscan you handle my big peter
I leant upon a coppice gate When Frost was spectre-grey,And Winter's dregs made desolate The weakening eye of day.The tangled bine-stems scored the sky Like strings of broken lyres,And all mankind that haunted nigh Had sought their household fires.The land's sharp features seemed to be The Century's corpse outleant,His crypt the cloudy canopy, The wind his death-lament.The ancient pulse of germ and birth Was shrunken hard and dry,And every spirit upon earth Seemed fervourless as I.At once a voice arose among The bleak twigs overheadIn a full-hearted evensong Of joy illimited;An aged thrush, frail, gaunt, and small, In blast-beruffled plume,Had chosen thus to fling his soul Upon the growing gloom.So little cause for carolings Of such ecstatic soundWas written on terrestrial things Afar or nigh around,That I could think there trembled through His happy good-night airSome blessed Hope, whereof he knew And I was unaware.
>>216979687Intelligent brunette women
sir bin laden
>>216979874>Expelliarmus!>Right who wants to change me?
need an umbunny hopping on my willy x
KAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
>>216979704Got any good insults for a Russian whore?
>>216980001hi
>>216980001um>>216980007UM
Set my umalarm to wake me up at 8 tomorrow with loud repeated UM, UM, UM
>>216980045>>216980045
too soon
sucking a san migeul
>>216980050Bit early.
