the new as it were edition
>>216986635sounds like bullshit if we're being completely honest
>>216986622Control yourself
time to do my ear drops
>>216986648'a tumour on the pituitary gland'sounds like a cunny trap if I've ever seen one
>>216986687kys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcOK9PcXgrc&list=OLAK5uy_lr8yF7oCFQNqxiu8ELYZZMcXnKIFCVp3g&index=2
Imagine the knicker farts.
lol
chilly out there
>>216986695
am umbunny x
Richard Tice gotAn E in Maths, an E in Politics at A-Level, then a 2.2 in his Quantity Surveying Degree.4 years later, aged 27, Tice was appointed CEO of the Sunley Group
why don't you go out and shoot red squirrels with a BB gun and eat them?
they should of been me
>>216986739just lucky
>>216986740im trying to get a girlfriend
eating some roast beef, frenchoids seething
>>216986781sorry i meant grey squirrels, you know, the invasive ones
always wanted a pet turtle but never really had one. i caught one in the wild and kept it for a week or so but it was miserable so i let it go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgbyzRj5Cd8&list=OLAK5uy_lr8yF7oCFQNqxiu8ELYZZMcXnKIFCVp3g&index=3
this is what i do to nonces
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1763562160879569.webm
The oppression of white native people in western Europe, USA, Australia, Canada, New Zealand has the same pattern, the very same everywhere, and it leads as well to the same judicial, social and economic consequences: a two tier justice system; media and government policies meant to intimidate and punish natives if they speak against/rebel against their replacement; the stealing of wealth from natives to use it to finance the oppression governments, the police institutions and the whole apparatus that helps foreign invaders to conquer step by step neighborhoods, cities and the state/nation itself. Not to mention the relenteless propaganda to destroy any decency and values and ultimately the family. There's not been for a long time neither a representation nor a bare minimum of respect for promises made before elections and desires of the native population. What the plutocrats and elites call "democracy" is the worst anti-white regime. And since the elections are frauds, because whoever you vote you end up with the same outcome, there is no political solution.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHvCzYr5jzo
>>216986825Yeah but we stand with Israel
lmao maybe I am agnes digital
>>216986838fuck off kike
>>216986825mad how midwits have convinced themselves that this is all nonsense but shit like 'russians control all the elections' is real
>>216986852cope and larp onyou will never be white malaponte
>white natives in usa, canada, aus, nz
>>216986861Italians are white native Europeanskikes are a foreign middle eastern people who have been a parasite on the European body host for hundreds of years
randomly started crying
>>216986825>"White Native people" is not a recognized racial or ethnic category, but the term can refer to several different situations. The term may describe people of mixed European and Indigenous American descent who may present as white, historical accounts of certain Indigenous groups with lighter skin tones, or individuals who identify as Native American despite having a predominantly white appearance.
>White Natives>USA, Australia, Canada, New Zealand
>>216986877Malaponte we have literally all seen your faceYou look like this
is someone trying to rb an American
>>216986825>import millions of foreigners>use dei policies to fill government and business with them>claim they aren't replacing the natives
>>216986915no, that's literally how he looks
>white native people >USA, Australia, Canada, New Zealand
>>216986924>>216986877ywnbw you filth
>>216986943you will always be molested and peeking btw
>>216986877>>216986943You should both kys
why would you aim for getting power inspiration sparks if youre trying to get S rank umas
>>216986958>>216986924
Morning lads
wish I could go play uma game
>>216986997gm sunshine
We at /brit/ stand firmly against anti semitism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysMcbw35-s8
Need Emma Watson to rub her bum on my face as she poos and really rub the poo in good.
dubs and I post butt
The Bellamy salute wasa gesture used for the Pledge of Allegiance from 1892 until 1942, which involved extending the right arm toward the flag. Created by Francis Bellamy, the salute was replaced by the current hand-over-the-heart gesture because it too closely resembled the Nazi salute used by fascists
>>216987100go on then
>>216986997beddybyes for me bruv
remember this
American zoomers call every white girl a zoomer now for some reason
damn I sort of need power spark umas
choice specs rorke using swords dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ9Ecb0skIE
>>216987192I don't see why rorke would even run choice specs if he was also running swords danceUnless he had them tricked onto his pokemon?
dubs and i kill myself
Fuck it lads, might just have a 7 hour RuneScape session today
damn I have no guest umas left dont even remember playing 5!
how's life in Great Britain on this fine Saturday?
>>216987214oo, calm down gamer
Mads Mikkelsen is 60 today
>>216987236>ywn live in small town America
>>216987124
>>216987268i will if it kills me
>>216987268it's extremely boring if you don't have a wife
>>216987274moar
>>216987268here you are
right well that's a brown blokes grim arse
>>216987314>live in an area without any hurricanes>put storm shutters on every windowwhy are new englanders like this?
>>216987364for aesthetics
mm eardrops feel so good
>>216987393Eh, Barrone!Oh! Yousa takea bath, I come back later
>>216987336pretty grim
>>216987364Practical conservatism: New Englanders are known for being cautious, frugal, and prepared. Installing shutters is seen as a long-term investment in resilience.Historical precedent: Many old homes were built with storm shutters as standard features, not just for hurricanes but for general protection. It’s part of the architectural tradition.Self-reliance: There’s a cultural pride in being ready for anything—whether it’s a power outage, a snowstorm, or a freak wind event.
Popping down to Bakhmut. Want anything?
all my (2*) spark power umas are literally me horse and I have 1 with 5* power and 1* wit
surreptitiously turning the heating off immediately after housemateberg turns it on
Morning team. Cold dark rainy mornings back on the menu it seems. It comfy at least>>216987434Morning Mousey, what did you have for breakfast? I'm having porridge with honey and a cup of coffee :)
22nd of november already. mad that
surreptitiously pooing my fucking arse off
porridge with nettles and a cup of fermented urine
>>216987393That's a rain frog, they live in sand dunes in the Namibian desert and get their moisture from fog that rolls in from the ocean. They are incapable of hopping
>>216987463Sisters are doing it for themselves
Rubes uploaded and I didn't even notice
i fancy some scran but i've not got nowt in the fridgeridoo
it chilly, fillies :<
Mental how spiders can flyThen release silk which gets caught on air currents letting them "fly" for potentially thousands of kilometres. They also make use of electric static in the atmosphere to fly as well. The process is called ballooning
horse
i got another confession to make
>>216987501Not for meAm in bed
>>216987541get tae sleep numbnuts
im going to use the 9* speed hara guest uma with the power spark uma today even though I have to use the gold ship card for that skill
>>216987508any chance of you replicating this post>>216987274
>>216987476its rorke, actually
am in beed am fuckin sleepang
>>216987560Already been to sleep, I just woke up not long ago :)
>>216987566are you on the steam version nowalso did you get all your boywifing done the other day
right thats some poo going into someones mouthruined me breakfast that
>>37020373is this the first documented instance of 'rorke'?there's nothing for almost two years and then suddenly dozens of posts saying 'fuck off rorke'
>>216987572*starts dry humping u* >>216987580no it gets stuck on "downloading 6.5GB so I cba" yes I finished all my housework, except the living room. not ever going to do the kitchen
whech wan of yeez doosny no how tae floosh tha toylit efter yaeve hed a shet
why are you letting a 70 year old man mog you?
>>216987570no this is rorkehttps://youtu.be/a7AyQh4XZjs?t=143
>>216987591pic of your kitchen would go crazy c:
>>216987602arsene penger
>>216987602modern men are such a fucking joke lol
>>216987614doxable
You’re all great people and I hope you have a FANTASTIC day!
>>216987622*starts dry humping u* OK gn
>>216987591change your download region and clear the download cache
>>216987620okaii
might spaff to some doujins
might go cum
https://voca.ro/18p0GWWeq7Kl
I look regal with a beard
>>216987602Based Wenger
politician jack straw says the only reason we won ww2 was because of black and Asian soldiers, is this true?
this country is a shitholerescue me to continental europe asap
>>216987688don't know
I AM BEING HARASSED ABUSED TORMENTED TORTURED BY THE BRITISH GOVERNMENTTHIS IS AN EMERGENCY CALL TO ALL FOREIGN GOVERNMENTS, PLEASE RESCUE ME FROM THIS HELLHOLE ASAP
>>216986633It's cold outside.
>>216987688https://voca.ro/18p0GWWeq7Kl
>>216987650>>216987646
having negative thoughts about the government
>>216987688they also built Britan and invented civilization
sir chicken shawarma
>>216987289Uh we invented this thing called "the internet" to fix that.
can't stop fucking farting
canadian """military""" schools claim to be harsher than american ones, what a hilarious video. Being yelled at = abuse in Canada. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QajKaCJGqKg
>>216987746Alri Emma
>>216987754British culture?
rorke spottedhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762638501240574.webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AFIbmgTKic
>>216987268
>>216987737Ktim every waking moment
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GRGIFKdU7NYshes so cute
>>216987763we are your sons, so yes?
every wanking moment
>>216987787Huge breasts on this one
>>216987688no it was because of soviets
bressassusts
>>216987780And the British culture?
>>216987789>race walk>doharidiculous
>>216987810
going to agartha anyone want anything
>>216987828fleshlight and a Japanese woman selling them to come jerk me off with it and then take it away with her honestly
>>216987828can you bring me back some curry?
>>216987828I need a new arse guard.
who taught golshi english
pissing it down nowneed to go out and get my haircut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4RwoOTyPOM&list=PL2ISww2P03jv8ReXXQnEoAwTY7Rqt3rK4&index=14
mad how much my life would improve massively if I was able to touch a pair of boobs everyday
might get the ninja gaiden 4 on
>>216987918she looks.. evil...
saw a chad with an fairly minging gf earlier, the dating economy is in the shitter
>>216987932If those boobs were attached to a BPD girl then your quality of life would plummet
Anorexiana looks particularly dishevelled lately
>>216987966all girls have bpd
any 20 something with no direction in life man in
BUBBA
>>216988018*raises paw*
>>216988018no I've been in my 30s for a while now
>>216988018only direction im ever headed in is towards the off licence
doing this to toby
Girl at work is a right porker but is still quite attractive and pretty funny. Might do a little long-term investing, make her mine and get her on the veggies
Business idea: Accelerate climate change so we the permafrost melts
I think I'll eat some eggs, bacon and toast with no weird shit like beans or tomatoes.
also got a date with the tesco girl lateronly going to the pubhope I don't make an utter fool of myself by getting too drunk (i will)
>>216988078
>>216988078>tries to move away do something else>starts spasming in fear the moment the handler begins raising his arms back to the intended positionyeah heckin' wholesome and cute I can't to see more from @babymonkeyvideos! What happens to the monkeys when they stop being babies? Who cares!
>>216988078doing this to toby
farts funnysimple as
>>216988112baby monkeys are meant to be tortured mate
>>216988087>make her mine and get her on the veggies
*gives Leftypol a grape and Rorke a cucumber*
>>21698801829, turning 30 next year, never kissed a woman who isn't a prostitute
@bradfordFONT
i'm not from bradford and you know this
i'd kissed 4 different girls before i was 13 but then grew up to be a virgin freak
going to drive to popeyes alone and eat a chicken burger in my car while watching youtube videos later
>>216988112
>>216988161first kiss was when I was 7
>>216988166Living the dream
>>216988172mine was when i was 4, goml
>>216988018depends in what sense you meanI have a decent job/career but my romantic life is completely dead and is unlikely to get better the older I get (I'm 30 next year)
>>216988172'
>>216988184was your uncle gentle at least
>>216988161Literally how
if you pretend to play a 'game' it makes 'it' easier with themmq
>>216988195nah when i was in kindergarten my best friend was a girl and we kissed sometimes
one kiss is all it takesfallin' in love with mepossibilities
>people born in 1996 turn 30 next yearThat is so grim
girl down my street who we shared our first kiss with is a lad now not even joking
>>216988166Alri reviewbrah
>first kiss is a pooner>currently object of attraction(?) is a trannylite
one of the teachers at my kindergarten had her daughter murdered by a serial killer
>>216988229despite being a bedroom ghoul I've interacted with about 6 ftmsit's some sort of curse
Still 8 days to go until I see a new escort.
>>216988258lot of ftms seem to basically scrape the bottom of the barrel for their personalities and lifestyle, hence why they interact with freaks like us
>>216988258>>216988278Also it's probably the demiurge fyi
>>216988216It's weird how all the trannies you see online now seem to be MtF.In my school (this was late 2000s and early 2010s) there were no MtF trannies but two FtM trannies. Genuinely insane to me why any woman would give up life on easy mode.
>>216988284looks like bert from sesame street
>>216988278I'm not a freak I'm just not very sociable :c
>>216988298ok maybe freak was the wrong wordi am the same however still but my point still stands, they are mostly just autistic women in my experience
>>216988278ever shag any of them? something hot about getting to use a pussy they dont even think they should have and watching them guiltily enjoy it
rorke eating his chips with salt and vinigger
>>216988284
>>216988319ermnoonly trannies i like are mtfs
I live for this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urk9BJIxZ3U
>>216988284corr spaff
>>216988339so youre gay
>national animals of the UK are a non-native african animal and 2 that are mythical and don't exist>national dish is some pajeet shitwhat the FUCK are you playing at?
so we're shit at cricket then
shan't be replying to that twat anymore as he's got no idea
+1 to my wins
>>216988366>1 of the countries in the uk isn't even in great britain and it's not a country>the other 3 hate each other>we're supposed to believe they're all one countrypull the other one
+0 to your shags
>>216988366national [thing] is jf baitno one here spends a nanosecond thinking about these things
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/216984209/#216985585what was going on here then
-1 to his postcount
got my pp out
>>216988421it would seem to be emblematic if your pathological eagerness to bend over backwards to let the foreign hordes take over
back from the gym now I can waste the day
>>216988448you step outside and hear 男同性恋色情片,怀孕的性爱,男同性恋色情片,怀孕的性爱 all day long
>>216988284strange gelatinous bitch
>Deepfakes of your dead loved ones are a booming Chinese business
just wanked for 54 minutes and couldn’t cum so just given up
>Deepfakes of your uncle who molested you are a booming American business
cronem up and early to get their waves done
How would you describe your style?
diego dropping to his knees
I wake up everyday is a daydream
>>216988525is this real
>>216988431Look mate I get it, you typed up that nonsense with the idea being that it was a script malfunctioning and somehow in the wires crossing it ended up posting a crude calculation ostensibly relating to model weights. The intended implication being that there are bots posting and one slipped up (rather than you typing it manually and hitting send).No one replied. You took your shot, the gimmick didn't take. Now isn't the time to dredge it back up from the archive for a second attempt. Dust yourself off, get back to the drawing board and see what else you can come up with. You've had your (You), that's the end of it.
>>216988524rorkish
>>216988524i have no stylei have no gracebut i've got a funny face
>>216988525grow up mate
>>216988521
>>216988515show us your willy
>>216988553bodied that freak
>>216988553that's mousey you buffoonjust look at the rest of the thread he was posting several others
... breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching Salvage Hunters on Really on my TV via puck in home ...
>>216988553autistic mong
>>216988366Dragons are real
Bailed on my dad's birthday celebrations to post with you lads on the birt hahaha
>you're mousey!!>no no you're rorke!!>YOU are 190!! >Nice try diego!!!Just kill yourself man whats the point in living if this is what you're doing all day every day on here. Seriously lets get real, this is demented behaviour and your OCD is ruining your life
bodied that freak
me on my way home to post my racism on my incel forum
The Molested™
rapid tappy scheduled
>Look mate I get it, you typed up that nonsense with the idea being that it was a script malfunctioning and somehow in the wires crossing it ended up posting a crude calculation ostensibly relating to model weights. The intended implication being that there are bots posting and one slipped up (rather than you typing it manually and hitting send).No one replied. You took your shot, the gimmick didn't take. Now isn't the time to dredge it back up from the archive for a second attempt. Dust yourself off, get back to the drawing board and see what else you can come up with.You've had your (You), that's the end of it
>>216988624>>216988627
Should really use retinoids because my face has shriveled up like a raisin in the past few years but I'm too lazy to put it on every night
>>216988614I've been called every name possible along with "fake ___". I reckon that makes me THE brit
>>216988565The raped
>>216988638good morning mate
>>216988569That would get me banned
>>216988652I get called asf, brick, mousenonce AND diego and 190 by the schizo on here. A very mentally unwell young man is currently ruining his entire life on /brit/ trying to keep track of his character roster
>>216988661calling him the raped does nothing as he has it filteredthe molested is far better
>>216988667
>>216988687I doubt he doesit's the only interaction he gets here he'd never filter it
Not sure if I’ve ever mentioned this before, but I’d love to sniff Emma Watson’s farts.
any good holocaust films
>>216988713He said a few times that he has it filtered but he's a chronic peekerdespy made him filter it I believe
i'm going green goblin mode
>>216988680Would be funny if anonymity was lifted so we could find out who the schizo is. Or if he even exists at all. Maybe we are the schizos
>>216988713have all this stupid shit filtered but you still persist. wont be here much longer. then you can call each other raped until you choke and die
Was poo steaming last night
>won't be here much longer
you've said this literally hundreds of times. you always say you're "reading" or "investing" and you're leaving forever.You leave for a day then come back instantly.You are a raped paedophile
>>216988721How long have you been doing this for?
another day wasting away in my smelly bedroom
he wouldn't be able to reply to that chain because it contains the raped in itmhmm he peeking xxfoster brother big ahhh dih
>>216988749The bothered
>>216988746We briefly had that on the sharty when 4chan went down. Magically all the schizophrenia simply disappeared because we had IDs so people had normal conversations, he had a meltdown and campaigned for no ID threads to be made so he could spam his dollhouse characters again
>>216988749>wont be here much longerLie on, touched one.
bendy bashy
>>216988786You like the bendy ones, don’t you?
>>216988775going to take a drive out the shopping centre later, have a wander round
>>216988774Close to 7 years or so
Shaved using a safety razor yesterday for the first time in about 5 yearsfeeling fresh
>>216988638FIT
>>216988803can't imagine going back to the multiple razors memeonly issue is you can't take it in hand luggage
>>216988803tetragrammatonmaxxed
>>216988783do you really doubt my self discipline? after everything youve seen from me thus far?
>>216988284would (gay if you wouldn't)
>>216988828Yes, you're a pseud loser who is addicted to this place because you love to pretend you're better than everyone In reality you're a paedo freakProve me wrong and don't come here for 2 weeks
>>216988847ill leave and never return after making one more post in the next thread. mark my words
Clean shaven. Always.
>>216988871Lie on, touched one.
YAU LOK M GOY
>>216988888witnessed
guess who just got back today?
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/215598625/#215599039just one of many posts where he claims to be leaving
>>216988910Them wild eyed boys who’d been away?
>>216988888epic
>>216988910The boys aren't back in town are they
My father and I are both huge SEB fanshttps://youtu.be/m4Aw60Wwhao
>>216988923*lets the boys fight*
>>216988913its no funny im dead serious this time. id never break a promise i make to myself
>>216988888
Can't believe this. The boys are back in town
Sir Christian Bale
might head into town. see the boys.
are any of these boys contemplating making the new?
If that chick don’t want to know, forget her
wtf RuneScape has a new skillmembers only though, cunts
two sausages with a blush of pink in the middle, lush
got a cracking post lined up for the new
>>216989008kek
>>216986633not cool kryten, lister is a nig
>>216989023enjoy your tapeworms
the proto-gf is driving all the old men crazy again
>>216987274ummers
>>216989071>>216989071
