hideous abomination edition
the absolute state of steven gerrard's famous rangers and liverpool
>>216996524funny how foids looked at this and said "erm but she's gooorrgeeoouss????" when actually she's a revolting gremlin-faced octaroon
>>216996524aww yuck, this is a sfw boardjesus
Rorke be like "if I suck off billionaires they will surely fix my shit life in just two weeks"
Celtic are better than rangers because rangers are unionists which is super duper GAY
I want to get my black teacher pregnantI want to colonize her womb>>216996524[footnotes] N.B. there is also a Mexican English teacher. I want to get her pregnant after making her my succubus. no I dont know what POV means like 99% of people
THE BILLIONAIRES
flapping my hands
>foid>octaroon
foresty forest he live in a van
>>216996575......rorke??
>>216996569all scots are faggots to be fair
Mexicans are white supremacists for some reason
so anyway, last night im standing outside koko, having a smoke and chatting up this 7/10 (last orders)this guy comes striding up to us, just hanging there, and he's looking at me like he wants to fight me or fuck meso i says "you want some?", guy looks around clearly gonna have a swing at mei get there first, bam, he's hit the deck, not knocked out. looking up at me like i read his mind.gets himself up and just wanders offthis bird tells me im a fucking maniac and that, finish my cig as the uber turns up and i fuck off home
damn I spent so long making the picture for the next bake I missed it
picture mousenonce as the child catcher from chitty chitty bang bang
Remember Shamima Begum.
rorkeypops...
leak from the umbunny gc
>>216996575don't quite know what's being implied here but i find it amusing
>>216996554Or maybe it was because this hooknosed demon brought her on for the sole purpose of mocking her appearance when she isn’t THAT ugly
internet gave me autism
x
>>216996551>>216996524 MFW Micheal Owen said Stevie G or Frank Lampard should get the England job
*flies past*
>>216996629shut down this terror cell now
need to shag zara sultana
why hello there lil uns, do the cool kids on the block still say "based" these days
*grabs crotch*shamima!
hello, I still hate women, you?
saying "its time in my uma game to start losing on purpose now" losing races instead of what I want NO. NOT LIKE THIS
>>216996659do you think they ever...
>>216996692check my bad self
>>216996694no more than men
>>216996699Why is her face so fat and puffy?
happier times eh
>breeding kinkthe absolute state of the west
>>216996694i find that when i don't actually interact with women i have a more positive view of them
>>216996717delet this
you know what phrase I have heard a lot recently "oogoo gaga" sumer creek is mommy. I would pretend shes my mum and fuck her. mommy! GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
>>216996699he's nearly 80 he's not doing shit
/brit/ is especially schizophrenic this evening
>>216996732rorke's da reading this, scratching his head
wow joy division is really boring
radar alert...radar alert...toby detected !!
>>216996736i'm a schizophrenia motherfucker
>>216996659isnt she a guitarist
watching an episode of Hoarders where there's this single autistic white bloke who's adopted a megaretarded black son and black daughterbit weird
>aaah nooooo dont eat me aaaaaah
schizophrenia isnt realpeople who believe in a so called "consensus" reality are the most schizo of them all
>>216996717Fuck off scum
>went for run last night>legs hurtthought this was meant to be good for you
>>216996773I GOT MONEY NOW
would rather cuck a girl than be cucked. then again, women are liars
Anyone with an IQ above 110 in? No? Just me?
Reckon I over did it on the coke, I think I have given myself serotonin syndrome lol.. gonna have to go to hospital
>>216996789mad how some people are out with mates and gfs
>>216996797of course rorke *tucks you into your straitjacket*
you know what would be mad is if one of you was my NEET uncle
>>216996799no need for that mate, just a bit of fun
>>216996800Only happens the first couple of times
> Fergusson once tried to distract Oppenheimer from apparent depression by telling him about his girlfriend, Frances Keeley, and how he had proposed to her. Oppenheimer jumped on Fergusson and tried to strangle him. Oppenheimer was plagued by periods of depression throughout his life,[24][25] and once told his brother, "I need physics more than friends."
its over for arnold slut
foresty forest get more sex than me
>>216996790this thing... BUT SUCKING MY COCK!!
>>216996808>I would rather Shoot someone then get shotare you daft?
>bald frauds
>>216996814not high enough for it to matter
>>216996846normalshit freak blown sky high by based opper
>>216996816i've had some wild nights on the pepsi, myself...back in 2006, i was playing san andreas for hours and downed a two liter bottle in around an hour
>>216996554she's wearing zero make up under stage lights on camera, no one looks good like that. but her face is obviously very pretty, you mongoloid
>>216996846based autistic freak
>>216996823I'm sorry
sex sex
>>216996895>but her face is obviously very pretty, you mongoloidIronic because she literally looks like a mongoloid kek
Liverpool are going through their biggest crisis in decades. A man might lose his job, and you're LAUGHING?? Sad to see the true face of this general.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGWb2QodF1s
for me it's florian worst
>>216996927Don't watch football meNot a retard, you see
for me it's floria law
>>216996911ooh yeahthas what i'm talking about!
Uno, Mr Bond.
>>216996959possibly the greatest exchange in /brit/ history
>everyone on twitter is a russian or an indian or a jew trying to twist your opinion
>>216996911is that a no on the nesquik rabbit
>>216996931tune
>>216996951you a rugby man?
why do I feel the need to drink every night
you make the tip creamgive me that neckyou make a grown man scream
>>216996927its switched. man u are the better team again
>>216996976yeah? don't use twitter, not gay you see
>>216996976pretty much the point of the site
bopping to the new pinkpantheress
>>216996988we need water every day
>>216997012which one
reckon it vodka timex
Rorke be like "I'm going to suck off millionaires and billionaires for literally years of my life because surely these wealthy guys who will never give a shit about me will fix my life in just two weeks"
>we need water every day
>>216997044halfway down my first vodkahopefully i don't get mean drunk like the last few evenings
Liverpool are 11th.That is not POGGERS.
>>216997055calm down leftypol
>>216997060huh?
chomsky is a wrongun
One month to Xmas lads.
>>216997055Rorke do you did he? You've been thinking about him for a while now
liverpool tek it, tek di heinous x
>>216997043stars
listening to esdeekidquite good
i find television and radio and podcasts to be intellectually unstimulating
>>216997071it not right
>>216997088sup crodie?discord sesh again tonight?you took baton good last night xx
the bloody FAR RIGHT at it again
>>216997097find better material then
stevie G in la
thoughts?
7 days since i've washed my hair. it's so gross
decided to click on off the weird ads here
oh goooooood the tranny demons are coming backthou shalt not transition, thou shalt not transition, thou transition
>>216997128Just leftypol doing that thing he says Rorke does
>>216997136youre not gross youre just misunderstood but i understand you and youre beautiful
>>216997148ummies
Plato deployed the concept of mimesis, or imitation, to explain why bad character in music encourages bad character in its lovers.
my football team lost:(
gyaldem poster killing himself since liverpoo lost
poo cryinghttps://youtu.be/HuCySPXQiY8?si=tL-1PZrtN2iNJ72K
>>216997128
>>216997168same :(better luck next week!
cm punk, i think you're a nerd
>>216997168ktim
>>216997168YOUR team? You own it, do you?
>>216997168>>216997183me too!!bad luck
>>216996994
hrt talking to rorke like the green goblin mask
you're telling me a gay porn made this sandwich
but the other team won, so the number of points on the table went up overall:)
what did everyone think about rorkes new video on modern day alchemy?
>>216997153you're very kind x
my right arm is much stronger than my left arm, giving the impression that it's bigger because I wank my willy with ithowever, i actually wank with my left arm!
>>216997245ktim
>>216997237what's the phrase that i can't think of that this picture is illustrating
>>216996554bitter incel copeeveryone agrees that she's very pretty
>>216997262poo screaming
>>216997212miserable cunt retired just in time
any youtuber man in? thinking of starting a channel myself.
>>216997237i hate these ugly collages that "serious" news magazines always use. why do they do it
>>216997283what would you make videos about?
>>216997295odd things
>>216997295gay sexx
>>216997289well i thought it was good
>>216997295/brit/
>>216997267>everyone agrees that she's very prettyMalding foids and faggots like you is not everyone
doing a gay little dance to illegal by pinkpantheress x
all woman have long hair nowadays because of the costa livin la vida loca
if i go another couple of days without showeing my bollocks will smell like roast potatoes
>>216997215never gonna shrink that adams apple though is it
mad how they made a whole film out of the fact that romeo rhymes with gnomeo
off to bed
>>216997328great arse on her
>>216997353why is pepe crying :(
>>216997361That's an apu, not a pepe
>>216997337what flick
>>216997361hes an idiot loser
best haircut i ever had was from a gay bloke
>>216997353night matex
>>216997357
really cba cooking for 1 person. think i might just subscribe to one of those meal services for the elderly to take the stress away
>>216997372gnomeo and juliet>>216997382same its my current one
>>216997281He stuck a lead on league and walked it like a dog, whatever happens to United now is irrelevant because it wouldn't have happened to him
>>216997215shoulders like a hod carrier
oh my DAYS r orke
>>216997387looks like quite a normal arse here, I will need more proof of her 'great arse' before accreditation
>>216997382the young non white blokes at the turkish barbers gives good cuts. they always have good haircuts themselves so you know theyre know mens styles
>>216997398
mental how fucking disgusting she looked with braids
>>216997424
have such a hard time finding a good barberseven the white-run ones are fucking shit
this saturday's pazzy b
>>216997423keeeeeeeek rorke onamadone
>>216997444>>216997447grim
>>216997128>you should all be forced to do something for society that I refuse to do voluntarily Why are they like this?
>>216997423I don't look like a slob like him but I honestly reckon that's how I kissed the escort i saw
me and mousey off to the cathouse later
>>216997447nope, not convinced. sorry for your poor taste
>>216997447just looks a bit fat
the bulls in blue are about to play
>>216997464mousey is banned from catty
didn't see any of you at the friday night freak off
>>216997439ordering the one thats for people who cant chew
>>216997478ye crodie xxwhat time u gonna be on disc?black bulls mhmm we like dat
>>216997494can i order these for fun
>>216997060https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simcha_Blass
the irish?
where’s gorpheus tho?
>>216997494now that's levelling up
>>216997508could be a fun prank for come dine with me
crodie? xwhere u at LOL
really good thread, best i've seen in a while
>>216997526what does murdering a child feel like?
>>216997526corr
rorke listening to bladee
>>216997494slophttps://youtu.be/fh7AvY3Pv0I
>>216997601big aren't they
>>216997615difficult to know for sure without them being in and around my mouth
onto the alanna pow kino
>>216997601cronem
right well it's probably about time for some gaming and a wank
.
>>216997650small aren't they
>>216997647crodie when u hoppin on disc?we can talk bout heinous black bulls xx
>>216997655spaki m8 you've been here all day
>>216997650haha timmy's crush hahaha
bunkr has fallen
>>216997671ye we prefer black batontimmy too small we like em big and black x
sat in my nappy, eating pureed chipshttps://youtu.be/wz3Ct7KbgsE
>>216997669just woke up
corr just found a bit of parsley stuck in my teethfresh and peppery a flavour sensation
>>216997613fit
mumberg not cooking tonight and making me order an overly expensive chinese again
reminder to report heathermong at every opportunity
>>216997682werkin on my machine
Howdy fellow brethrenes for the north. Some noice fanta banta to share for the occaision?
mum says im not allowed to watch any more gay pornthis house is a fucking PRISON
arse lad night
>>216997735ciao lad
it starvetoil night
>>216997754tf that mean
>>216997698is this what they will eventually start feeding tim?
>>216997756Perfidious post
>>216997742thought that bit of wood was her massive foot from the thumbnailwhat a bloody disappointment
corr might order chinese, only a couple things, don't want to spend too much
Does ziedy actually roleplay on Discord
what's the appeal of chinese foodit's greasy rank slop
>>216997797thai food or pho is better. Chinese slop is a joke lad
>>216997797keeping it private
>>216997824No it isnt fuck off
proper Chinese food is disgusting
getting clowned by the grandparents for asking for a teapot for Christmas. i just wanna make tea chill out
>>216997820msg
>>216997847yeah that's why i eat proper British chinese food
>>216997847spring rolls are sex
a proper chinese restaurant is great but the common stuff you get in every grim british town is slop
>>216997813Usually yeah but hes been busy the last couple of nights :/
>>216997855what do they want? an ipod? a haircut? a strap on?
mum is sending me to therapy and i get kicked out if i dont go hahahhahhahh hahahahah fuck my entire life
>>216997878No it isn't
Let the kidsHave some fun for chkrist’s’es sake?
the tranny demons have been vanquished brti posting will commence
>>216997869spring rolls aren't proper Chinese food
anything good to watch?
Might start Colonel Hans Landamaxxing
>>216997888that's what you get for being a sensitive young man in this wokeonomy
>>216997885they dont know but i bet it will be 2 bottles of wine
watching lord of the ringshonestly not bad like
https://youtu.be/9NL85yRPbck
>>216997888Enjoy being permapilled
>>216997919she walked in on me raping my labubus
>>216997946ok
give me something to watch AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
reading this on the tube and and smiling and nodding my head
>>216997946pscrm
>>216997968What do you want to watch? western, sci-fi, crime?
feeling devious
putting a cork in both of rorke's ends and watching him balloon up with fart gas
we finally did itwe beat woke*see avocado toast on own sons instagram*FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
rorke flabbergasted
Sir Charles Bronson
gonna watch angel heartx
>>216997968https://ww1.yesmovies.ag/movie/true-romance-8472.html
kapersky
>>216998041starbucks is shite, reckon they sell crack under the counter
>>216998041and rorke, like the absolute buffoon he is, eats it up like groceries
onion forum porn
going to finish downfall (2004) tonight havent seen it before so no spoilers please i hope all of those brave military officers get out of their bunker safely
it's fucking pissing down and I'm hungryfuck you
Womfypilled, meGetting my womf on
unc crashing out or stepping on business6 or 7?
>>216998041That must be AI surely, no one's consciously posting this shite
Chicken shop near me has been closed for weeks, a couple of months even. I'll try and phone again tonight, I need dat fried chicken and chips you see
>>216998041starbucks not stabbing anyone though
feel sad
might just start going into the woods to live for a few weeks at a time
>>216998166cheer up
>>216998166Why? Cheer up :)
Sir Zohran Mamdani
If you're feeling sad just don't worry about it mate :)
>>216998206
>>216998166i have something with enough girth to make you happy x
>>216998166anything going on or just having a down day?
>>216998113Been living too womfy for the past while myself.Need to get my arse in gear and actually do some things about the house. Been drinking whisky though you see
any monkeys in?
I’m a 23 yr old virgin
am gan tae dae masel in a canne ging on wae ma life biding the wae it is
>>216998261CORRRRRR
>>216998230Bro is looking zesty as fuck
leftypol setting his chatgpt to pidgin
Winter is FAST approaching… you know what that means. Time to dress up a little smarter. Time to layer your clothes. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If your clothing looks robust then you’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of your life. Time to get a move on. Time to gain a clue.
>>216998279does he look like hes worried
>>216998299>>216998299
>>216998301>>216998301>>216998301newcheeky early
>>216998318nah x
>>216998323well that's me looking a right fool then, isn't it
>>216998255im a 37 year old one. goml
>>216997526welsh i think
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