this one goes out to all the girlies that cant post the mice

>>216998299
Blue Peter is WOKE

>The British Geological Survey (BGS) recorded the equivalent to an "extremely small earthquake" after Kenny McLean lobbed Denmark goalkeeper Kasper Schmeichel to secure a 4-2 win.

>Sir Keir Starmer celebrates £4billion deal to supply Indonesia's navy - with 1,000 new UK jobs promised

Sir Deal Maker

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>>216998253

Fingers stink of garlic and onions

>>216998344
that is an ape

>>216998299
Blimey she was quite peng wasn't she

>>216998352
doing a curry?

>>216998299
don't know what this is but it looks woke

>>216998356
no its an apple

>>216998340
big ups to the indians that work at the firms that starmer has connections to

sir reynhard sinaga

I became a 23 year old virgin today

Got a good feeling about the escort visit I have planned for the 30th lads

>go clean shaven, think the beard isn't working for me and it should make kissing easier
>shave my pubes as short as possible
>wear nice clothes and shoes
>cut nails, pluck any nose hair, trim body hair, thoroughly shower, brush teeth etc
>tell her the day before that I'm inexperienced and nervous, ask to take it slow
>be polite, obviously
>ask her to guide things
>potentially ask about multiple sessions to build up confidence over time, she specialises in GFE stuff so hopefully she'll be ok with it
>leave on time, say thanks, send a nice message afterwards

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>>216998356
you're an ape

>>216998381
this will be me in approximately 6 months
any plans on becoming a sex haver?

>>216998391
Can you stop blogging about seeing prostitutes, I don't know why anyone would want any details whatsoever

>>216998356
Ape and monkey are synonyms hope this helps

>>216998381
born on the same day as Mads Mikkelsen
happy birthday lad

>>216998368
this was before woke

catberg throwing up

Can't even walk up to a girl in public to say hello yet you have no problem ordering a prozzie to come to your house and shag her rotten

>>216998391
you are a massive battyman, take a viagra, shag her brains out, you battynonce

>>216998416
he's an r9k spam freak
this is just how they are

>>216998421
wrong

>>216998408
mate everyone in this thread is a sex haver, even escortmong
i just lied to get you to admit you're a vf

>>216998381
happy birthday

That lad who mentioned Angela anaconda earlier, made me remember watching that weird shit too.
Was funny when I was a kid as far as I remember

>>216998425
umm
one of them is visibly a woke....

>>216998428
make sure they're okay

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I haven't had a takeaway curry in 12 years because of how expensive it is.
Have had about 200 Chineses in that time though.

>>216998381
happy birthday mate
x

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>>216998457
only reason i know what that is is because of that one autistic girl with the chebs

abolish the state

>>216998436
>you have no problem ordering a prozzie to come to your house and shag her rotten
I'm doing an incall at her place

>>216998444
It’s science mate

my very sophisticated palate only likes sweet and sour chicken balls

>>216998459
probably just ate too much food the fat cunt

>>216998483
bobbers

>>216998463
who is this because they are clearly a fraud

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>>216998374
>>216998393

just remembered when you lot went through your nick fuentes phase lmao daft twats

thanks for saying happy birthday to me that was nice

got 25 unread threads open

off to /wsg/ to watch some funny videos
haha x

HMT Empire Windrush

>>216998558
any time sweet cheeks x

>>216998566
my favourite board <3

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Ostrich for tea just look at that

Reckon Jordan couldn't do anything about Harvey trying to rape her

>>216998438
idk if viagra is a good idea
also i've never had penetrative sex

>>216998535
Poo screaming

>>216998611
looks lush lad x

dinner is served courtesy of dr oeteker

the only point in /wsg/ is the hopecore threads

>>216998558
hope you had a good one

>>216998615
well, that's rorke gaped raped and left in a ditch

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>>216998615

>>216998615
hitler was trans

>>216998299
Remember when they had the Kodo drummers from Japan on all the time with the shiniest buttocks I've ever seen

>>216998611
Looks very nice.
I don't like mustard or pickle flavoured ketchup though, Jesus Christ.
What's ostrich like, beef?

>>216998611
huh, i thought pickle flavoured ketchup was a canadian thing. what's ostrich like?

Bed rotting

>>216998615
We was third Reich n shieet

England lose every test until Diego returns

>>216998701
same. literally 7 days for me

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bed blooming

ww3 won’t be russia vs europe or china vs america, it’ll be israel’s eventual holy war against the rest of the world. bit like the nazis when you think about it

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>>216998615
>finding out that hitler had a tiny penis is groundbreaking research

>>216998629
AI courtesy of p primnajapoonar

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>>216998700
Ostrich was nice. Already part cooked sous vide

I'd say it's a little gamey, but beefier than beef. Very tender.

I rate it

>>216998784
How can something be beefier than beef

Ah yes, chief shagging the covenant spy and cortana watching like a cuck.
It's woke gone mad I tell you

Is anyome hiring at the british breeding factories if mulham?

>>216998770
theyre going to ask if ill join up straight into the SAS but ill say no. Im a lover not a fighter you see (but ill fight for what I love)

>>216998696
See>>216998784
Lad

>>216998615
Kallman syndrome has a 10% chance of micropenis, yet that's the conclusion the media came to
He would have had a greater chance of having a fucking cleft lip and palate, which he obviously didn't

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gents
what type of teabags do you use?
We have the Tesco's non-branded version and just curious if I'm missing out on some tea kino

>>216998822
Ask your mates. Not us.

>>216998822
yorkshire strong or tetleys

>>216998784
i'll have to try it sometime when i'm feeling adventurous

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based?

>>216998822
chinese loose leaf tea

>>216998794
ask your mom

>>216998615
I remember when we did Nazi Germany during A Levels and the anti-Hitler stuff was rather tiresome
>he was really lazy and didn't get up until 3pm
>he was impotent
>he was jealous of jews success
>he had a micropenis

I dislike the nazis and think neo-nazis are even bigger losers but fuck me did it come across as preachy and propaganda-esque.

>>216998818
it's been confirmed rorke
adding micropenis to the long list of posthumously diagnosed conditions hitler had

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Can already tell this winter is going to be utter shit

Just months of darkness and depression with not a single good thing happening in my life

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>>216998830
but..you are...I mean...I thought...
never mind

>>216998818
why do you look up to a bloke with a microwilly mate?

>>216998822
loose leaf english breakfast tea from my local coffee and tea supplier

remember when /pol/ was saying he had a huge cock with photo evidence and everything why are nazis so obsessed with penis

>>216998784
Where do they sell ostrich here in the UK? is it in supermarkets or did you buy it from a game meat supplier

does anyone have that video of the fat bloke walking through the footy ground with his cock out but the camera zooms in and its just a malformed ballsack with a urethra

>>216998822
Clipper organic for me

>>216998909
you are, you know?
you are. never forget that.

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idk what to choose for my weekly dominos

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>>216998822
yes try some others and different types

Sir Keir Starmer isn't that bad

>>216998822
Personally I have tetley in the house, it's pretty good.
I find that there is slight taste differences in each of the black teas but realistically your Tesco basic stuff is probably alright if you let it brew long enough to darken the water properly, usually 3 mins.
Black tea tends to be a blend of different types of tea and the blend ratios are different for each brand.
For instance, typhoo seems to have some Darjeeling in it, which is more noticeable than in other brands.
Scottish blend, Pg and Yorkshire are good too.

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"own" from Middle English ouen, from Old English agen, from Proto-Germanic *aiganaz
"one" from Old English an, from Proto-Germanic *ainaz
(One was originally pronounced as it still is in only, atone.)

>>216998954
The hot honey is banging

>>216998954
bbq or garlic aioli

his entire life is screenshotting and spamming every single screenshot on his blog of choice 4chan.org

>>216998954
hot honey is reddit but peng

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>>216998947
no mate. will this badly cropped and resized photo of nigel farage do instead?

Yes yes our countries have been in terminal decline for decades and our societies are materially worse in every metric with people feeling like we have no future but don't forget we sacrificed tens of millions of lives to stop Hitler so it's ok!!

>>216998784
where get

>>216998784
bit dry that

>>216999022
Oh shut up

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>One and only

I am angry at the corruption of English tongue and speech.

>>216999022
i think more normies are starting to put two and two together with regards to 1945

>>216998947
someone post it so i can wank to it

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In medical school during the corona times they took us to the critical care ward to see the patients on ventilation machines and there was this fat old bloke in a coma and he had a micropenis fully exposed for all to see

reading a thesorearse

>>216998954
Classic buffalo lad, you are getting a pizza with those wings too yeah? And some choc chip cookies...

>>216998822
for me it's matcha

>>216999078
An old mate off discord was in medical school during covid too
Never seen a man suffer so much in my life. Literally lost almost all of his hair lol

>>216999107
it was lush for me got to skip a shiteload of classes and exams and just wank and shitpost all day x

>>216999063
whom are you quoting

>>216999101
fucking LOVE matcha
Can you do homemade matcha? Every time I've had it has been at some toil thing or from some coffee shop

If I had matcha on top I'd be downing that shit all day.

fucking hungry

>>216999078
And he was white

home from datetoil

Kym Walsh is a literal grandmother but she'd still get it

>>216999220
labubu

I reckon I could have done well in medicine but the thought of having to deal with BAMEs and the elderly is off-putting

>>216999234
How'd it go big man?
I'm guessing there was no sexo and you're home alone... Second date in order?

>>216998954
get 5 of each and test them out with different foods throughout the next two weeks

paul blart mall cop

>>216999234
hope he was nice x

>>216999272
>£1.50/pot
would have to win the lottery first

>>216999267
she drank too much and it wasn't very feminine desu, sat there drinking fucking ale
luckily she couldn't tell I was already a bit tipsy from the vodka beforehand but yes no shag and home alone, second date in order

>>216999298
don't get a pizza just get the sauces

>>216999078
Where did this fella went to and why is he forgotten today? Is he alive? Did he go to fight for ukraine?

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>>216999302
>she drank too much and it wasn't very feminine desu, sat there drinking fucking ale

Won't lie lad that sounds class. My missus hates going out drinking and loud places and all that miserable tart

>>216999342
He died in Ukraine in 2022

>>216999315
LOL

>>216999347
just a bit grim
had a little cheeky kiss for the road and wish I'd brought one of those breath sprays and just used it on her sneakily somehow

>>216999302
Sounds good, a drunk bitch to get sloppy sexo from will be nice lad, she probably just nervous or she noticed how drunk you were and tried to match the vibe you put out maybe

m m m m m maybach music

>>216999380
mate if I do end up shagging her eventually I don't want to be drunk

>>216999302
if you think drinking is unfeminine why did you take her to a pub

I want to know that which must be known

The freezing winter of '25

>>216999430
women drink feminine things like cocktails
not fucking pints of ale

how fucking insane were the japanese during ww2. they've still got it in them hidden away

>>216998299
i wonder how dark and poo crusted konnies bumhole was when this was taken

>>216999457
sexist pig

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scream

>>216999481
what's sexist about that
can you imagine your mum necking a pint of ale

>>216999501
no but not because she's a woman. sexist pig

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The scran

SCREAMING

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episodes/b00sjsy1/timmy-time

>>216999457
sounds like a good woman, that
like a woman that drinks pints

>>216999509
kek fair enough
but still it's not very ladylike is it? you have to admit

>>216999426
Well obviously yeah, if I'm too drunk I can't even get hard lad.
When woman get drunk it has the opposite effect in my experience.
Just have a couple drinks so you get a little buzz but can still perform, if you even get to do the deed.
Sounds like you're a bit of a pussy hole bruv *sucks teeth*

>>216998393
remember rip roaring at the comments on her facebook when she posted this

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nah im cooked

>>216999457
who fucking cares what she drinks mate

>>216999511
cor

raping my own arse

Women drinking any alcoholic drinks other than wine is vile.

>>216999527
my dad wouldnt pint pints of ale . is he feminine

>>216999554
they call him the arseonist

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LOL

>>216999457
She's got more balls than you apparently, sounds like a good catch.

>>216999511
elton john etc

>>216999538
Used to have this but then it just stopped

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why the fuck is karl marx buried in london

drinking a fruity cocktail called 'raping my own arse'

got rorke stumbling through /brit/ with a limp

>>216999538
>tell ai what to say
>despair when it does exactly that
???

>>216999561
Wine or cocktails
These buffoons just don't get it

>>216999511
need my nob buried in this and then you accidentally eat it

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>>216998394
>>216998417
>>216998460
>>216998487
>>216998518
>>216998556
>>216998770
>>216998867
>>216998947

>>216999600
Need it smashed to pieces pronto

might move to svalbard

>>216999613
cocktails are too high a percentage of alcohol

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>who am I?
*checks watch*

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>>216999610
Where did I tell it what to say you stupid fucking cunt

saw a chinese twink holding hands with his (black) bf earlier when on my wine walk
pondered them having gay sex for a bit
now going to open my wine

Making a youtube video on the strange world of fake femboys

>>216999653
just know im going to end up like this while im older, just cosmic karma already determining that I need to suffer more for some reason

>>216999638
Cocktails are at least feminine. They're specifically made for women to drink because of their pleasant taste. Not to mention most wines have a similar percentage to most cocktails these days anyway.

>>216998914
I don't I just hate this obsession with saying Hitler had every disease known to man and had one testicle and also a farting problem
It's like leftover wartime propaganda
Napoleon still gets similar treatment too

>>216999457
but femininity is about vibes and energy

you could be in a pink dress drinking pink cocktails and still be very coarse and masculine. or in trousers drinking ale and be very feminine

>>216999682
>Like one shoulder higher than the other

>>216999682
calm down quasimodo

briefly forgot about Dre just then

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leftypol? leftypol? are you there?

if brit had the option to kill god and everything that has ever existed and will ever exist - would they do it, yes or no?

>>216999682
ai loves to hallucinate so by saying "can you see what i mean" and telling it about the shoulders of course it's going to go
"yes sure masser i sees what you're saying"
it wants to validate everything you say, like when it talked that one guy into suicide.

>>216999718
Mate the vibes and energy seeing a lass suck down a fucking pint of ale like homer simpson ARE masculine

>>216999740
his name is Dr. E

>>216999600
it's funny going to his grave, there's always some absolute nutcase nearby

>>216999720
Yeah the picture I sent is literally me standing there bollock naked I had to explain something

>>216999740
Muthafucka forgot about dre

Order 67

In that webm of Rorke dancing with the black girl, why does he stick his tongue out at the camera? Is it all part of a new 'cheeky' persona?

mad how much of life is just waiting around

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>>216999796

>>216999618
wuick rundown of the best posts itt? haha

leftypol sitting on top on the stairs pretending hes the chaser

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U0PFgtbFcY

>>216999787
you asked a vague why is x like this question and then hinted at one shoulder being higher than the other so it immediately agrees with you
we'd be far more neutral, post the pic (but crop so it's just your bollocks please)

>>216999796
in the heat of lisbon

>>216999768
well that's down to her demeanour, it wouldn't matter what she was drinking

The best Chinese restaurants in York-

Noodle Lane on Walmgate
Kung Fu Noodle on Walmgate
Chef Lus on Walmgate

AVOID ANYTHING that isn't isn't on walmgate or close it

wanting to play the outer wilds, but everything I boot it up, my fans go haywire on my laptop
gamers are the most oppressed people in society

>>216999768
if she drank that much in cocktails she'd be pissed.
it's nice when you can drink the same thing as each other anyway. plus cocktails are dearer.

bacon sarnie for me tea x

*jots some notes down*

reminder to report the BE flags posts

what the hell is walmgate

Labubu crashout.

>>216999896
Suppose so
The ale hasn't really put me off though
Love her

>>216999918
are you a girl? do want to sex sex? NAND yes

need to stop taking my phone into bed irs messing up my sleep but I like sleeping to asmr hmmm

I spun <3

>>216999879
i love outer wilds

hotboxing toby under the duvet

>>216999918
Stay strong umbunny.

might get a pensioner trolley for convenience of hauling large items from the shops without a car

pensioners know whats what

>>216999932
she sounds like a keeper and the ale is a good thing
when you're both middle aged and not going out you can get the cans in and have a nice night

kidnapping an umbunny and throwing it in a well
letting down a small amount of moldy bread each day and watching it waste away over the course of weeks

>>216999943
had a massive asmrglow wank with vibrating beads in my arse last weekend

>>216999943
ktim except the last bit

>>216999950
I can't play it for fear of my laptop burning out
gamers must rise up against these transgressions against us

Looking back at my messages to the Russian escort, perhaps the warning signs were there already before we met
She cancelled on me twice, once because (in her words) she'd had too much to drink the night before
Useless suka

umbunny parfait

woman drinks?
nno problem. just spike her with GBH or hit her on the back of the head with a wooden plank until shes a vegetable
the second option god, I wish we lived in the society

>>216999977
her vids arent even sexual howd you manage that
vile gooner

>>216999972
You really are a disgusting little cunt

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>>216999997

>>216999972
reminds me of that time a guy on /b/ posted a pic of the person he kept in a cage under his bed and made them take hormones so he could rape them

>>216999943
i use my laptop in bed because i like to put train videos on to sleep

easily one of your worst gimmicks spaki

>>216999956
um x

the number

>>216999997
toby no

>>217000001
hs?

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dindins

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they found your mum's house lads

>>217000010
lel the closeup of that arse is burned into my brain

>>217000014
like from the pov of the front of the train? those are good

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>>216999999

>>216999980
can't you turn the graphics down?

>>216999999
she’s pretty and just needed her making mouth sounds and ear massage sounds while imagination jerking

got a canteen at work where you tell the person behind hte thing what you want and you can tell they hate us
would rather just scoop the food myself

>>216999999
get!

>>216998381
I became a 29 year old virgin yesterday.
When I was 23 I genuinley thought there was a 0% chance this would happen.
How naive I was.

putting umbunnies in a catapult and flinging them 1000 meters away, they run back giggling ready to be launched again

>>217000067
can you turn your attitude down? maggot
lol idk I tried turning v-sync off or whatever and it ran worse lulz might need to have a cheeky check on the ol' jewtoob

>>217000045
waitrose supports trans genocide. their christmas ad has keira knightly in it

>>217000056
no videos about the history of trains, various types of trains, train lines, the engineering of trains and the like

putting umbunnies in a catapult and flinging them into the ocean

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>>217000084
>I became a 29 year old virgin yesterday.
welcome to the club lad

umbunnies vs grey squirrels

>>217000084
Never tried though did you like

mouth sounds are vile

>>217000096
why are you hurting us

>>217000045
Now THIS is runtslop

>>217000116
that's nice

>>217000148
give umbunnies hatchets and set them out into the wild, they will bring back millions of grey squirrel corpses
good eating

>>217000152
it doesnt hurt them they like it

dolmio spag bolognese for tea

>>217000045
love fruit jellies

>>217000084
>>217000139
lmfao losers

boiling 15 umbunnies into a foul and evil broth

>>217000116
based 'trose

Feeling very depressed again, as has become par for the course on Saturdays, especially for the past month or two.

>>217000167
>>217000188
you are evil

been a shagger since I were 13 me, haven't had sex in 18 years thoughever

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>>217000150
not much point when your height starts with a 5'

pet umpickle has gone feral

might get the train simulator on before i’m too steaming to drive trains

jagging off to gay porn

overheard a man saying that a guy he knows insists 19 degrees is the ideal temperature for a home. is it true

>>217000205
5’11 is different to 5’1
State your height cuz

>>217000203
13 seems a bit young in my opinion. i think 15-17 is probably about the right age for it.

>>217000074
This is because people can't be trusted to take their fair share and are in general, morons.
The soup at the canteen at my toil has to be blended because the idiots can't be trusted to actually stir the soup before serving themselves. Once they made a broth and I shit you not everyone just served themselves from the bottom so there was just broth and no veg left halfway through.
Mental

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>>217000202
hehe

brains started subconsciously assuming that everyone happy is actually hiding horrible deep agony because it cant possibly fathom otherwise

>>217000241
umapple

watching me get undressed on the armchair

there's only one way to eat a brace of umconeys
what we need is a few good umtaters

>>217000223
id say 18-21 is about right. anything below is chilly. over is bit warm.

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good night all

had to cancel all my birthday stuff this week due to being so sick but there's a party tomorrow that couldn't be rescheduled. i've completely lost my voice and look like absolute garbage. it's going to be so embarrassing

>>217000272
is that an umbunny

vodka in the cofveve

>>217000203
don't think it counts if it was your uncle noncing you

>>217000135
timmy eating hot nourishing dog meat
happy days :)

hate staying over with my umcle

>>217000223
sounds typical for what men like. it's freezing for women though

could really use some alcohol right now

>>217000301
the lads off to sweep some chimneys after failing to buy trousers that fit at ralph lauren

Rorke playing sburb and ending up in the land of smells and bedrooms

>>217000300
fanny

>>217000225
Stormzy innit

new thread please

you ever drink a bit, start getting introspective and get an epiphany
that happens to me often

>>217000245
you can be happy and have internal agony at the same time, it's not hiding it it's just a matter of not spreading it everywhere all the time

>>217000301
why do they start out at normal speed then go all slow motion

the pinky toe is always the one that gets fucked up the most
the big toe endures
the other toes are just there for fun

>>217000225
5'10 desu

>>217000394
yeah im at the peak of my powers after 2 or 3 pints
inhibitions removed but not yet sloshed

>>217000394
i get drunk and start dancing and wanking aha

>>217000394
Yeah this happens a lot as someone who is neurotic
When the anxiety washes away I see my problems a lot more clearly and realise I'm freaking out about nothing

>>217000371
hill