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/cum/ has the same effect as cannabis, curious
>>217010459/cum/ is an alcoholic generalWeed smokers are not welcome in this place
>>217010439The guy on your picture is a fucking commie. I can't believe that I used to enjoy his music. Yes, I'm a Chud.
Got plenty of sleep last night but slept all day anyway
>>217010478I haven’t smoked in a long timeDry herb cannabis vaping is where it’s at
>>217010478Wrong
>>217010459Total stoner death
What's /cum/ doing for thanksgiving?
>sorry but japanese is my first language and still have no idea wtf お三徳 is. it literally means three virtues
>>217010503THat's only in the US. Our thanksgiving already happened
Decided to develop a weird resentment towards everyone for my own problemsseems like a solid coping strategem
What if someone posted too much?
Is crack and cocaine not the same thing? Also meth and heroin? Isn't it all the same?
>>217010503Traveling to Colorado to stay with my aunt
>>217010515Canadians don't have anything to be thankful forLeafs have a Hatefulgiving
How do you get bitches japanese, to be pumping your cock?
>>217010537Crack is smokeable cocaineMeth and heroine are completely different drugs
SANDY will be delivering my slop tonight :)
In awe at the size of this lad
>>217010540Is she hot, have you ever had penis in vagina sex with her?
>>217010570No dude ew she is my aunt and she's fat and old
>>217010515Do you celebrate it early because you're about to get raked before winter?
>>217010557Tell her I said thank you
>>217010439i don't think coke ruins your looks but it does shorten your lifespan, alcohol maybe ruins your looks but only when you reach the point of liver failure possibly
>>217010532>buying a 4tran gold subscriptionthat'd be pretty fucking retarded
The idea of having relationships with extended family is weird I'm supposed to have a relationship with random relatives because we share some genetic dna Yeah no thanks
>>217010515I ate everything on thanksgivingeven the cranberry sauceI try everything as a matter of conviction and pride
>>217010464Who are these people?
How do you guys dress when you go out?
>>217010599it's about having a support system dummy
>>217010615random druggies except for the last guy maybe.
My third grade teacher was a huge bitch. She would constantly berate kids and she was very oldschool. She'd prob be in her 80s now. See when I was in elementary school is was very white, and I chuckle to think of the contrast in how she would treat a kid named "Dikshit" vs a young modern female teacher. She would no doubt refuse to call him by his name and insist on something different. A woke pos teacher would be like "it's totally ok if his name is Dick Shit :)".
jesus was the mr. beast of his day
>>217010599Ummm you're the weirdo sweaty.Honestly for me it's weird too, but that's more because when I was growing up my dad was a retard and always had excuses for not visiting family members.
>>217010624I only wear a trench coat, new balances, and programmer socks
>>217010624dressing up: button up short and chinoscasual: jeans and plaid shirt/sweater over t-shirt (just the t-shirt if it’s really hot)
>If you don't have sex YOU DIE
>>217010669but nevermind about that incel rhetoric
Waiting for my food huffing weed vape and listening to black metal
>>217010630I can take care of myself >>217010648I guess so, still not a fan of the ideaThankfully I almost never see them
or however the life is wasted
I went to school with a girl named Sandy Poon. Wish I was joking but I'm not.
>>217010624Vans shoes, jeans, basic solid color tee , hoodie when cold out
>>217010701Lots of Asian girls like picking their English name as Sandy/Sandra, not sure why
>>217010624Straight black everything so everyone knows I'm hateful just by looking at me
Unsurprisingly, my cheap stainless steel kitchen knife is already rusting.
>>217010669you dont die but you`re not really living either
>>217010669it's such bs, how should a person find love if they don't love themselves first, also many people are in relationships even though their economic situation is a mess. You can obtain these things in a different order and perhaps the hierarchy is about what the authors thinks is more or less important, but that is subjective.
I am watching the Calgary Flames hockey game on television! Mmmm oooouuuuuwwwgh fuck.
>>217010711Why are American Zoomers so obsessed with hoodies? I wore a black Columbia jacket the other day and this Zoomer looked at me like I was trash, then turned to his friend and said, "This guy thinks he’s in Europe"
>>217010549nta but we space out our holiday so we don't crowd the Baby Jesus on his birthday. Americans jam chug turkey day right up to Christmas, very disrespectful IMO.
Nothing like ramming a female in heat after a long hard day of maintaining homeostasis
Feeling hungy
>>217010744And then Albert Einstein clapped
They're gonna merk that bear that ate those kids
>>217010744Not wearing hoodies if you're young looks try-hard as fuck
>>217010752Have a cookie your delirious
>>217010744Idk I've been wearing the same two hoodies for years and years
Why do you resist assimilation?
>>217010761>>217010766Why does it look try-hard? What else should I wear besides a hoodie?
I’m eating monkeywater jones
>>217010503went way ahead and bought most of it already. feeling very lazy, so i think i'm just going to do the potatoes and corn, then fry a few pre-sliced turkey. i just don't feel like dealing with a whole bird this year, or making stuffing. i'm cooking for one here. how good does it really need to be?
>>217010744Zoomers wear Patagonia fleece jackets like it's 1999. Get with the times UNC.t. 36 yo
>>217010632Why did no one respond to my post I put a lot of effort into it :(
>>217010786It doesn't look tryhard, good on you for having style.Americans dress like shit
>>217010802I didn't see it
ALTON BROWN IS BACKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdUXDhIBxis
i HATE when people say “early 2000s” to refer to the later half of the first decade of the the 21st century (2007-2009). those are the late 2000s!!!!
Hoodies are nigger fashionThe name is a reference to the hood/ghetto
>>217010801That looks even more try-hard than a generic black columbia jacket
>>217010802you got that from the australian news
I had a terrible 4th grade teacher if someone had a messy desk she would kick it over in front of the whole class. Like wtf we aren't marines
>>217010824Every zoomer I know wears a hoodie
>>217010824Holy shit you are UNC as fuck
>>217010821Did we ever talk about how we are in the second quarter of the 21st century now? How was everyone's first quarter?
>>2170108212000-2002 is early '00s2003-2006 is mid '00s2007-2009 is late '00sMight as well include 2010 in that decade too in my opinion.012|3456|789
>>217010854Well it was my whole life so it was okay I guess
>>217010826only if you ignore the fact that someone wearing the Columbia jacket is trying even harder to be retro-revival by avoiding Patagonia
>>217010855Isn't there some bullshit rule that 2000 is actually the last year of the '90s, 1990 was the last year of the '80s, 2010 was the last year of the 2000s, etc.
Squeeee my food is almost here
>>217010874nigger it's almost 11pm why are you eating so late
>>2170108722000 was the last year of the 20th century. Because there's no year 0.
>>217010864kys zoomer freak
>>217010883But that equally applies to decades as centuriesHence my point
>>217010854if you put it like that the first quarter was the being born and growing up quarter, the second quarter would be young adulthood to middle age, and the third quarter will be the elder and death quartert.20 year old
Holy shit this Sandy bitch has obviously not followed my instructions to find my unit.
>>217010883yes there was
>>217010871patagonia is richfag attire
>>217010902George W Bush was terrible for OUR country
>>217010898Do you live in a pineapple under the sea?
>>217010903wasn't always the case though, in the 1990s Patagonia and NorthFace were just outdoorsy brands using weird fabrics like microfleece that no one had heard of before.Patagonia is a tryhard flex now for sure.
Bush years were good for the west albeit
Listening to Ladytron again
>>217010725>how should a person find love if they don't love themselves firstMany rapist, murderers and generally terrible people who hate themselves had had people love them, just be attractive and charismatic
Russia's failed invasion of Ukraine essentially ruined my life. That event more than any other convinced me that no one was ever going to stop this evil nonsense and Trump's re-election feels like a shitty consolation prize, a lazy and disinterested handjob after totally failing to have sex with a new girlfriend
>>217010936I went to the gym today and I swear to God I’ve never seen so many Indians in my life. I was just doing dumbbell curls, staring at myself in the mirror, when this guy comes right up next to me and just keeps staring. I didn’t notice at first, but eventually I turned to him and said, “There’s a free bench right there, man.” He just nodded, kept staring for another second, then walked off without saying a word.Does this kind of thing happen to you guys too?
>>217010954shitty gay faggot post can't believe you typed this out
>>217010954you are a fool, and not even a blissfully ignorant onehow sad
>>217010939deep blue, i know that scares you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbAxbmAHgx4&list=RDSbAxbmAHgx4&start_radio=1
name a religious sect more hardcore than National Socialist Traditional Catholic Monarchists
>>217011013the pepe is black metal, not goth
>>217011020Muslims
There should be government sponsored retirement homes for unemployed people in their twenties to early 30sSort of like workhouses of yore, but like leisure-houses instead
>>217011008So kino, I'll listen to that album next, listening to 604 right now
>>217011026i purposely named him goth to upset niggas, i actually googled "pepe black metal" when i was looking for that image
>>217011028muslims are normies that believe in divorce and abortion
>>217011037Yeah sure we totally believe that
>>217011020Nazis hated Catholicism and Monarchism thobeit
>>217011020>national socialist>traditionalistBit of an oxymoron
after the invention of ruben we will find the ninth planet (erebus) within 2 years
>>217011048like i give a fuck what you believe
>>217011051Most of the National Socialist movement was Catholic and Lutheran >>217011052falsuke
>>217011056*10th planetthere are already nine
No man has intrinsic worth, worth is derivative of the utility you provide others
imagine: having the word “penis” tattooed on your forehead
>>217011075pluto isn't a planet there are bigger dwarf planets than it. just let this go it's not really funny
imagine having the word forehead tattooed on your penis
>>217011074why not just call yourself a falangist, wouldn't that tie-in with your hispano-supremacist angle
>>217011081Someone out there has this
>>217011074Wrong
>>217011086it was never funny, the solar system is not a joke. the reddit-tier bitch niggas who think disqualifying Pluto as a planet is something they can just "do" is the only joke in this whole matter.Pluto is a planet. if you disagree you're gay and wrong.
>>217011088Falangists were based I love them
>>217011074Lutherans more so than Catholics. The Catholic Church's center party folded to the Nazis, but the Church being an institution separate from the state remained something of an obstacle to the Nazi regime
>>217011111
>>217011113Then Ceres and Sedna and Eris are planets too because they are near the same size
>>217011111votes are fake and gay most of the SS was Catholic and Lutheran.
>>217011113the only thing reddit here is thinking that ironically defending outdated planet classification is some sort of funny relatable millennial humour
>>217011132do they orbit our sun? answered your own question.
>>217011146yes they do
>>217011135Zoomers can weigh in when we want to know about BBC or weedvapes or Fortnite. Anything else and you need to literally shut the fuck up. Dumbest, most ignorant generation to ever exist.
>>217011111Based fuck the noozis
>>217011146Yes, kek
>>217011164i'm probably older than you
>>217011184Stop being such a sensitive little bitch. Pluto is a planet, no discussion.
>>217011164Zoomers are smarter than your generation, unc
>>217011081okay, i'm imagining it... this sucks, and i don't to go outside.
I won't attack the youth for being the youth
>>217011132nta but they should be planets too.
My lifestyle is becoming increasingly untenable and embarrassing
>>217011195he's a zoomer who thinks he's a millennial/zillennial or whatever they call it
I have a confession to make; I drank 2 500ml bottles of root beer today
>>217011200attack them for their dick sucking ways
the women I am in love with is in a relationship fucking brutal
>>217011195Zoomer IQs are some of the lowest ever recorded, thanks in no part to their retard racemixing parents combined with chronic drug abuse and an unfathomably poor education system.Zoomers are literally the dumbest, most sensitive, angry, emotion, miscegenated generation to ever exist. They will be remembered as the doomed generation, never even had a chance. Retard pillhead alcoholic mothers were poisoning them in the womb.
>>217011240Unc be mad sheet cuh
>>217011240ugh the demoralization... it feels good
deadass unc fr ongod no cap rizz skibidi bruhhhhhhhh>why won't anyone hire me>why can't I buy a house>why am I poor>brrruuuhhh I am soooo high right nowwww
>>217011253Fr fr *skull*
I don't think cannibalism is MORALLY wrong by itself its just the murdering of a person thats badLike if there was a culture where the dead were cooked and served to their family on a feast i wouldn't oppose that
Do jeets really
>>217011300when it is ok to use humans as a food source then murder becomes more incentivised
>>217010464wypipo de like
Just had a trash orgasm. Needn't have bothered
>>217011306>BC>jeet centralpeople love to talk about Brampton but I've never seen more dishevelled and disgusting streetshitters than when I had to go to Surreywhat a fucking dump, unironically NUKE the lower mainland.
>*farts in mic*>Hey ho! x4>*Puts mic towards audience*
Surrey has always been a dump
masturbation is a mortal sin
>>217011282Projecting ahhhh on god
no matter what you post, Zoomers always inevitably prove they're hypersensitive crybabies
GodSaveTheKingistan is kinda mid
American girls mog so hard most European countries
>>217011396European girls have better thighs and butts than European girls but European girls have better boobz
>>217011407huh
gonna have some ice cream - should I go with Wolf Paw (chocolate/vanilla with some peanut butter cups and caramel swirls) or caramel fudge (vanilla with chocolate sauce spots and caramel swirls)?
the women I am in love with is in a relationship with another man fucking brutal has to be one of the worst feelings in the world
No shit lmfao
>>217010478Nobody ever died from a cannabis withdrawal. Remember this when you are convulsing on the floor from delirium tremens MAGAT.
>>217011430who gives a fuck about blimpf or niggers
>>217011411Meant to say Merican girls have better butts and thighs
>>217011438I care, Haiti deserves this for all the shit its gone through
>>217011438>who gives a fuck about blimpf or niggers43.76% of Canadians
lai xiaoming owned 100 chinese mistresses, over 100 mansions but ultimately got pwned by the government
>>217011458Haiti deserves to rot, you know they demanded "freedom" and murdered white people just so they could live in abject poverty and become cannibals?fuck Haiti I'm glad they suffer.
>>217011433You have a shrunken hippocampus and the brain of a dementia patientHope it was worth smelling like a stunk you filthy stoner
>>217011480they were slaves bro, lmao
>>217011430It'll be absolutely hilarious to see like 90% of the thousands of people travelling to the US to see the World Cup go through immigration and detention hell lmao.
>>217011487And whose fault is that?
>>217011480Based, fuck those feral niggers
>>217011480>>217011499Come on guys, let's be nice
>>217011494I don't get what this whole grand standing about immigration laws is. I mean if I went to either Canada or Mexico and came illegally I would get jail time
>>217011487and white people just magically rose to the top right?>>217011505nicest thing we could do is nuke Haiti.
>>217010439chico was such a chad back in the day
>>217011505Fuck off nigger loving libcuck
>>217011396I spent some time in Lisbon, Porto, and Barcelona this summer and you’re so unbelievably wrong.
im back
my mother always told me to be responsible with my latinidad
>>217011451boobs too, only Scandinavian, Dutch, Russian and maybe Polish can compete with Americans
>>217011529*Gives you a shot*
>>217011513Only foreign (brown) countries can enforce immigration law
>>217011536also Czech forgot to addrest of Europe is chopped>>217011526Iberian girls literally have no boobs, hairy and big noses don't get the appeal
>>217011513You're not wrong, but I'm talking more about customs being on a harassment-level. There will be so many people arbitrarily turned around because CBP is full of assholes on a power trip.
I wonder how much worse my life can get before I snap
>>217011396yeah, white american women have nicer thighs and ass, they're pretty hot, especially when they're thick
>>217011560Controversial opinion but not everybody deserves to come to this country. The reason our immigration /visa process is so hard is because that's literally on purpose
just got raped
>>217011572Were they the same guys who got Kevin Nash?
>>217011570i will be in ur cunt for the world cup, will u lynch me
*pours a teaspoon of tiny plastic beads into your cockhole*
My pumpkin seeds are from ChinaKind of nasty to think about the dirty yellow farmhand laborer who touched the seeds I'm eatingI guess at least they're not from India
>>217011589I will rape you like anon>>217011572
>>217011593*swings a 12" length of gas pipe into your skull crushing it and killing you instantly*
>>217011572it’s not your fault
Sup cowards!
pov you're about to read the most dogshit wimpy comment you've ever seen in your life
bitches didn't answer me about my ice cream so now i'm just going to eat whatever the fuck
Fort Lauderdale looks lit
women gotta pay
>>217011641Eat my ass.
>>217011641You're fat and dysgenic. How about you eat some laxative to lose weight you vile fatty
>>217011613*melts into liquid green goo down into the sewers*
think I maybe swallowed something untoward in my soft drink
I wish i grew up in the USA or at least Canada or Australia, instead i had to be an europoor, the game was rigged from the start
>>217011300cannibalism is much more likely to spread disease than eating other animals
>>217011656tongue my ANUS>>217011650not cold enough
Hawk tuah man!
Our thoughts on venezuelan girls?
>>217011681why is soysnailjak being salted here
pissing and shidding and screaming and farding
>>217011702What differentiates them from any other latina?
>>217011706he was too sweet
>Why don't you just email the CEO your resume? I'm pretty sure he'd like to hear from you.
My strut is like a heron crane I even slightly bob my head as I stroll
i've seen Miami fashion is very similar to Spain, every non black men men be wearing polo or collar shirts
>>217011738Actually not bad advice. Good way to bypass the linked in a.i filtering bullshitJust make sure to find his personal email too and then just spam it
Brown people, women, jews, it's not looking good
>>217011762CEO would try to fuck your ass
Date Japanese women small make cock look huge :D
>>217011755>Non blackHispanics are non-white
>>217011648based. if they want to be treated as equals they have to buy dinner for me half the time.
>>217011762>Subject Line: HEY FAG THIS IS MY 14TH EMAIL
>>217010439Chico Buarque mentioned
>>217011773there's plenty of white hispanics
https://youtu.be/-xd-MIv9uew?si=OUlUTW6ATQER3Ze0
that bussy stankin niggawhat the fuck you thankin nigga
>>217011791No there's not. Spaniards are moorish shitskinsLatinos then further muddied their blood with natives
If I was God, let's just say billions would die
So our glorious leader Trump renamed the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America.May I submit that the Great lakes Be renamed the American Lakes. America being obviously Great again.
>>217011791The Venezuelan named Yhonny Yhimmy Usnave Horrowitz isn't white
just yelled FUCK NIGGA at the top of my lungs can you do the same?
>>217011819No one cares
if you were masturbating and ejaculated in the air and it fell back inside your dick, could you get AIDS from that
>>217011827Every time a fly buzzes in my face or lands on me I'm screaming at that nigger to stop.
>>217011838Yest. Biologist
>>217011827I can yell "Fuck Canada" in a crowd of people at the top of my lungs and suffer no consequences, can you do the same?
>>217011819They should be renamed Mexican Lagos de Santa María de Villa to make the newcomer folx who are just as American as apple pie feel welcome in their new homes
>>217011820cherry pick>>217011817there's actually more white hispanics than white unitedstatians as much as you hate to hear it
>>217011839based>>217011847yes, i might even be met with cheers
any /wizard/ bross itt?
>>217011838You would already need to have aids for that to work, but in that case it's redundant
after some deep soul searching I have concluded that I am a complete bitch, as it were
>>217011875same as it ever was.
>>217011866Made it 30 years without penis in vagina. Then alot of whores then rewizardring of me.
>>217011866Spiggity spooo I shall turn your cum into glue
>>217011882sameasthoughbeiteverwerethougbeitever
Thinking of buying a home phlebotomy kit so I can harvest plasma in my free timeThen I can just wheel in a bunch of plasma at once to one of those plasma centers and walk out with thousands
is /cum landlord friendly
kill me kill me kill me fucking kill meoops haha did I say that out loud? hahaha!
can't stop thinking about hardcore gay anal buttsexseems like an immature and gross thing to take part in, count me out
Lol my country is panicking because they spent 15 years demonizing white men and calling us shit, now there's no one to work as police officers or join the military and they don't know what to do. No one left except brown MIDGETS and retarded women to work in these jobs. All the straight white men just chose other jobs and bought guns as civilians and aren't willing to die for a government that hates them and treats them like shit.What a time to be alive.
>>217011895Cum is poor general that hates rich people
>>217011892Buddy of mine tried this ended u spilling plasma all over
>>217011908You just summoned 2 million more jeets to fill those jobs
.
>>217011923If their purpose is to die in some foreign war why should I give a shit? Let them get blown up by Russian arty or some IED in Isalamababndaldladaldadaabad
locked and loaded and ready to rumble
>>217011945ready to /cum/ble
The Nothing is intensifying to the point we may not be able to contain it
Wull shite. Time to close the 4chantab as nothing of interest was noted.
im depressed so i think ill write my history assignment on kamikaze o algo
>>217011943They'll die eventually but not after making 5 children each
>>217011961why is America so incapable of turning Venezuela into a vassal state? just take them over and get that oil already.
my dad was racist against indians before it was cool
>>217011986same. i remember him hating on them back in 2005 and i was like "woah you mean Apu??"my dad has always been based, i was just too beta to realize it until recently.
>>217011961I'm surprised that militaries still do leaflet dropsSocial media psyops are were it's at these days
>>217011994thing is my parents are ukrainian, I have no idea where he picked it up
>>217012004hohols are known chuds
as a comfy work-from-homer its amusing watching wagies mald out in real time>walk down the length of the train so they can get on the bus first>sprinting right into a queue of people 10 meters in front of them >hoping off onto the train platform first (the other side opens 10 seconds later and the platform is completely empty)just endless hordes of zombie wage slaves everywhere
>>217012004Eastern Europeans recognize thirdie plagues and openly hate them, it's genetic. Poles and Hungarians instinctively hate brownoids as well.
EATIN ASIAN PUSSY ALL I NEED WAS SWEET AND SOUR SAWCE
>>217011961I am the servant of The Nothing
I want to die but I can't because familyberg will be sad
breeding asian pussy must be great in the moment but having a hapa son is suicide inducing
momberg is very slow. and she wonders where i got that behavior
do you guys go on /brit/? is it good?
>>217012064it might be the worst general on /int/ honestly
>>217012064yeah its alright
>>217012064I go there past 1 am when cum gets too slow, it's okay, completely un-useable during peak hours though
I pay $5,432/month in rent
I eat 3 entermann donuts for dinner1 plain1 cinammon dusted1 sugar dusted
>>217012061Momberg has early onset dementia perhaps
>>217012083no you don't
on a scale of 1-10 how much do you regret your high school days
brit, more like
>>217012099Nothing happened so there's nothing to regret
>mexican accounts changing goelocation to "north america"
why is there a filthy israeli in our thread
>>217012099I regret not asking that one chick that would always buy me lunch to prom (I would spend my own lunch money on weed)
>>2170120993I really should have talked to more girls but I was fat and didn't realize it, however I had a great friend group and we went on many great adventures together and I had a lot of friends in general so it was good overall
>>217012117>>217012117>>217012117new
>>217012099like an 8 maybe
>>21701209910s of regret, so many cuties that I ignored because they didn't fit my bizarre standards then.
>>217012187Yeah I feel thisthe psychology of that is weird
>>217012092no she has always been this way
