Devils Hole Pupfish EditionPrev >>217010439
more like shit
cute fish
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>mexican accounts on xitter changing goelocation to "north america"
leaf status: unrakedsnow status: impending
>>217012138American girls are pretty
Smile 2 was extremely good, possibly one of the best movies of the 2020s
>>217012138There's only a few hundred of them in the world and they only live in the Devils Hole in Nevada, which is a water filled cave.There's almost no oxygen in the water and the Pupfish produce their own alcohol and intoxicate themselves to help themselves get through and survive the extreme environment.
>>217012117Imagine if some psycho poured a bunch of bleach into their hole and they went extinct forever just like that
>>217012181That would be really uncool
https://youtu.be/AoCxJkoiDJo?si=8Wgc5Rkdrjx6ewkK
>>217012180a bunch of them got btfo because an earthquake shook their hole and killed algea or something lolbut there's also a sanctuary of them that biologists are raising
>>217012162Happy for him
THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENERWHERE THE DOGS ARE SHITTING OH YEAHHHHH
>>217012205Holy shit after the last count there is only 38 of them in the wild left. Hopefully they bounce back. Kind of crazy that something like an earthquake can just erase a species in an instant
>>217012162I want to cut his webs with some scissors. Teach his fancy ass how the other 90% live.
98% of advertising caters to people who barely exist, what a bizarre strategy. this purposeful isolation just makes me not want to buy their product. do they think a negro in a fedora driving a Dodge Ram makes me want to buy their truck?
>>217012243>leftism in a nutshell
>>217012237Virtually all monarch butterflies migrate to two places, a patch of woods in California and a patch of woods in Mexico, combined its like 4 acres. If both got hit by wildfires at the same time they would be completely fucked
>>217012247they're the only "people" dumb enough to buy mopar. Plus now that crownvics don't exist they're looking for shit besides chargers and 300s
I honestly think I will never reply to bait again in my life. I’m simply too smart.
v6 charger with 30 inch rims amaericans
Both the words 'minion' and 'goon' have been sort of ruined as a generic term for the hired muscle of a villain. I mean I instantly think of two very specific things when you hear those words now.
>>217012272I hate that we can't buy new Landcruisers here, we're left with domesticslop or negroslop.
>>217012247It attracts your attention, that's all that actually matters. >Npc watches Charmin toilet paper commercial with interracial couple >Notes it as offensive or at least unusual >Either way Charmin toilet paper is now in his mind and he's more likely to buy it Most people are cattle
clapped out honda with fake plates americans
>>217012304i'm less likely to buy it because when i see it in the store i think "fuck niggers" and reach for the brand least associated with it
would feel happy if I had a girl to cuddle with but I'm far from dateable right now
>>217012282retard
>>217012295henchmen, our time is now
monkey driven 1995 cadillac with no brakes and cant brake check me properly so I follow you through the city in my big trugg and only stopped following you because i got cutoff americans
london bridge is falling down
>>217012340Sounds like you're the monkey
remember when trump was saying we’d invade canada? i miss that
I’m a bunger dunger dang bibsy dibsy skewango Mmmmng hello boys I love 4chan!
>>217012328or mooks
alright that’s enough /cum/ for the nightgnight
Ate too many cheetos. The farts? Heh. Let's say it's a turn-the-fan-on kind of night.
escalade with bubbled tint windows that smells like weed and kfc americans
didnt fuck the german tinder datebut the hockey game was goodshe was mid anyway
>>217012361zesty ass nigga ur butt STINKIN
Let’s all drink a thousand beers
>>217012117heh"hole"
want something with a v8. rusty piece of shit truck, niggerlicious chrysler 300, soccermom suv, or an ex taxi cavalier. don't care as long as it makes the rumble sound
>>217012360goodn
>>217012374I got cheap sake. Was going to buy beer, but I got a bottle of sake instead.
>>217012319type shit
I’m more sleepy than any sleepy kitty in the land
>>217012382get a truck, aluminum F150 with 5.0 Coyota V8
>>217012400That’s awesome I wish I had some sake
Never had sake before actually. I said it was cheap, but on the bottle it says "Finest Japanese sake". Was only twelve bucks, before tax, so that can't be right.
>>217012401good meme
hello sirs
it's a pretty leaf-dense thread so far. big pile of leaves ready to be raked and bagged up
I've got no friends and i haven't since i was 17
pepe: peh paymeme: meh may
>>217012453fat piggu no chance of you doing it that's for sure
>>217012457haven't had em since grade 7
>>217012457did you eat all their lucky charms?
I don't play football, but I've touched down everywhere. Everywhere? Everywhere.
No gfNo friendsI have had sex lots of times and have had multiple gfs in the past so I'm thankful for that
>>217012485do you miss the girls? do you look back fondly or do you feel angry?
Milf footjob
>>217012485Have you tried not being a drunken paddy oaf?
>>217012485Turn around and go back down, failed normalnigger. You don't belong here.
>>217012469How do you deal with the loneliness?Id love nothing more than to have someone to talk to and relate with but i know ill never find someone i can trust and can relate to and get along with.
>>217012504you should post an ad on /soc/
>>217012497A bit of bothIm happy that it happened but also sad at how it all fell apart and how it could have turned out differently and all the mistakes i made.I think to myself i will use the lessons i learned from the previous relationship to make better decisions when i get another gf in the future. Its bittersweet i guess.
Alri Patrick
>>217012429>but on the bottle it says "Finest Japanese sake"
>>217012504I don't know, maybe I don't feel loneliness as acutely as most people. I think I'm living vicariously through other people on social media.
>>217012504i'd be your friend so long as you're irish and not some weird raghead freak and if I lived in ireland and we knew each other
this is the most russian thing i think ive ever seenhttps://x.com/wartranslated/status/1992235930300936365
Taocfaidh ar lá!
>>217012520I hope you find yourself the perfect girl anon
>>217012535What a sad existence I don't do that but i often daydream about me leading a different life where im noteworthy, famous, or a talented athlete or musician, or politician.
>>217012564:D
>>217012564I wonder how many beavers have had the tree fall on them
>>217012589They can tank that
Indian internet theory
>>217012589I'm gonna guess like .5% of all beavers that made it to adulthood. I don't know if both the male and female beavers cut the trees, I'm saying .5% of all beavers who do.
Gonna take a shower now
>>217012620take pics of your small pale irish butt
watch this *bang*
In Ireland they celebrate the potato famine killing everyone
just found out i'm transso yeah. that just happened.
Post something macabre
Must cleanse my mind of sinful thoughts
drinking milk
Society should be corrupt. There should be an oligarchy. People should not aspire to social mobility.
>>217012664"Should be"?
tired of antisemites
FUCK SEMI-TRUCKS
>>217012657Hi t Hanks what else do you talk about on here
>>217012677I'm tired of the goyim entirely tbqhwu senpai
>>217012677t. Shlomo Goldbergstein (account made in India)
>>217012700Indians don't impersonate Jews
>homo erectus
>>217012664>Society should be corrupt.tentative no>There should be an oligarchy.tentative yes>People should not aspire to social mobility.hard no
>>217012714Look up the Bene Israel or whatever the fuck
I have to piss into toilet
>>217012727twinsies!
>>217012684I’m tired of anti Semite trucks
>>217012736>>217012727You should cross streams
>>217012564bro is GNAWing
ever hit the 10-7 split with some cross-stream action and completely miss the bowl but spray piss all over the seat and floor from 2 different angles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5V_jUncesw
>>217012740we slapped them together and made lightsaber sounds
>>217012714watcha doin rabbi?
really sucks that epstein was actually connected to mossadyou just know antisemites are going to have a field day with this
I’m such a dunderhead ;_;
Im done with my shower now
guy added me on 'cord last night and flirted with me for hours and i dont think he likes me anymore after i sent him a selfielistened to nuclear with him and listening to it again but crying this time
>>217012856You will never be a woman.
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whom /retard/?
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should I watch children of men or dark city tonight
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>>217012684Family business was Semite trucks. IRS is suing for back taxes. Going to have to close the Semite truck business. IRS is worse than Hitler.
>>217012865>>217012882ForChang don’t know about my secret Verizon wireless spamming>>217012882
>>217012945You have mistyped the captcha
>>217012902dark city
https://youtu.be/z6omK6pMHWw?list=RDz6omK6pMHWw
>>217012902>>217012965Make sure it's the directors cut, the theatrical cut spoils everything in the first 2 minutes with a voice over narration
Just ordered these swim trunks
>>217012965was leaning that way desu>>217012974glad I asked here first, thanks
>>217012982okay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYA-KtCfN6Q
i guess we're all gooning now
>>217013052im not
>>217013050https://youtu.be/V-npslDDHP0?si=FHGXaIchuJTric30
>>217013061https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j5LmyNNsrE
>>217012995I thought maybe I'd get a rise out of someone here since they are pink
>>217013052Not in the mood. Feeling a bit tired of life
>>217013081i wear pink shirts
>>217013087It's a good colorI want a pink shirt
This sake stuff tastes awful. Not my thing. Chasing it with some soda so I can still get a buzz going.
When you're a TRUE alcoholic you do not collect "drunk stories" because drunk becomes something you do mindlessly in front of the computer
Mother, I tried, please believe meI'm doing the best that I canI'm ashamed of the things I've been put throughI'm ashamed of the person I am
>>217013136Alcohol is boring as fuck without other people, the physical affects aren't even pleasant, it's only fun to enhance socializing. For this reason, I can never become a true alcoholic
>>217013136alcoholism is gayget a hold of yourself man
My family is white trash. True suburban Americattle. I despise them. Yet something deep in me still cares and worries for them.
>>217013136same.
>>217013136Used to do this now I vape weed instead
i have a rare medical condition that some studies seem to confidently say that is permanent and others say that it "may last for up to a year." wtf why can't science niggas be consistent, that is a massive difference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FReAJa_7L8
i cried tonightfirst time in a while
>>217013206lucky nigga
>>217013210i dont feel lucky
>>217013206ive been crying near nightly for the past 2 weeks >>217012856>>217013210retard
>>217013216you're lucky because you cried in a while. had you cried not long ago, that would've been truly sad>>217013220see above
>>217013206I had a dream that I saw my toddler self running around and being happy last night and woke up with tears in my eyes. why did it all have to go so wrong
>>217013229>you*you haven't
>>217013232:(
https://youtu.be/OMaycNcPsHI?si=8iDknU51dEjVWESU
>>217013229oh ok
>>217013254https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALJARgzHcLg
>>217013183what is it you fucking nincompoop
>>217013352um very rude. i'm not gonna say bc I'm paranoid of the 0.1% chance of being doxxed
just because I'm indian white girls hate me I wish I was a white boy I want a fucking white girlhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/gqAo4Ok3DF4
made some good progress today.
>>217013365have you tried NOT being indian?
>the devil made me do itNo, he did not
visiting momberg for the weekendhappens in youre state/province?
>>217013429no cause i live with my parents
>>217013441
Not too fond of Wes Anderson films
>>217013449im not moving out
>>2170134542deep4u?
>>2170134633gay5me
>>217013454Rushmore is kino
I have had multiple people ask me if I'm Ashkhenazhi jewish I don't even know what the fuck that means
>>217013486Basically a jew from Europe
>>217013486Fool was calling you some kind of nazi. But how can a Jew be a nazi. ImpossibruAll Germans are nazis.
>>217013183Whenever I get frustrated about medical stuff like that, I think about who's to blame. So far it's either been "myself" or "God." Of course the idea of a floating sky wizard makes me chortle, so I've felt better every time.
There are lots of people in Russia(and Belarus and Ukraine) who have mostly Jewish ancestry and don't even know it.Britain also has many descendants of converted Jews but to a lesser degree
>>217013696That dude looks like a cat.
>wont be home for turkey day>no friends so no frensgiving>every soup kitchen/thanksgiving for the homeless thing is booked solid for volunteering
>>217013729You'll have us. That counts for something. Stay with us, forever and ever
https://youtu.be/pZcMp40ZMwchttps://youtu.be/p9zRzXZbU-U
https://youtu.be/BmPcWuv6Mcw?si=7d8gwKy0w_Q4IhL7
Is there a particular reason why French Americans don't have a presence the way German, Italian, Irish, or even Slavic Americans do
>>217013907they were(are?) only a small minority in louisiana(and characterized as backwater hillbillies) and maybe extreme northern new england
>>217012247My favorite is the well dressed black family driving up to a winter cabin. No black family is driving up to a winter cabin. Intact marriageBehaved children (all same father)Black people driving towards snow and not away from itBlack people liking natureBlack people wearing fashionable winter preppy clothing
>>217013944But if one DID then think about how high status they'd be
lolLMAO even
>>217013988I saw a black man at a ski resort once. It was very weird.
My ear is impacted with wax :(
>>217014388https://youtu.be/ulOjCC7qgqI?si=M3y9MOvvZAjHg2P9
>>217014013I hope you shoo'd him away
>>217014417I hate it. I put olive oil in it and nothing. Hoping it'll come out soon. I don't think it's VERY impacted and it's saturated with oil now so it should break down and slide out lol. I'm looking forward to it, it'll be very satisfying. Also what's some good music to listen to with my headphones that's really bass heavy that will shake it out??!
BURGERS?!?
There's something about you girl that just makes my head wanna twirl
I'm a big proponent of DEI - that is, Deport Every Indian
Reading Shaman King
Excelsior!!
Never knew Jason was such sick individual until what he posted today
>>217014873more fag porn?
>>217014912Nah things I can't repeat
Sup mates any1 of you remember that one database site that keeps track of VNs and how long they are in the original? Care to link me?
Harold and Kumar spent $46.85 at White Castle, which was a comically large ammount of money to spend on fast food in 2004
This shit still hasn't come out of my ear. Might have to go to primary care tomorrow.
>>217015547What's in your ear
I'm giga unc and this random person sent me a friend request on discord. I accepted it because I've shared my info here and there for purposes but then they say they can't remember why they added me. and they still wanted to get to know each other.is this how zoomers interact or is someone trying to rob me out of my pension?
>>217015811It's 5 in the morning here
>>217015870this happened yesterday during american prime time and they said they were americanI just unfriended them but I don't know what that even means. I couldn't understand their motive.
2:45am and drinking coffee. Thinking it'll be an all nighter tonight lads.>>217015553A bunch of wax.
In the Pacific Northwest we get rain instead of snow.
SOTYhttps://youtu.be/svcboYY81wU
Listening to music if anyone wants to join me.https://youtu.be/svcboYY81wU
hungover tired in pain stiff dehydrated depressed broke
>>217016544Sup frog fag?
>>217015811>is this how zoomers interactyes
>>217016603Jew
>>217016603Why are Jewish women so hot????
>>217016603I need sex with her
Sunday watch
7 am already taken 4 edibles
>>217017375You’re an addict and that’s worrying
>>217017409i dont fucking care I always do this when I goon
Should have driven my friend home
Sometime last night my mom came up and rearranged the bathroom. She hid the fluoride toothpaste
>>217017489Hide her tampons.
I dont care what anybody says, MSG tastes like the third world
5 edibls
4:27am drinking coffee haven't slept https://youtu.be/C7-vezH4DPc
FUCKKKKKKK my cat split my coffee all over the carpet! Just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning it up. Fuck!
>>217018288Get fucked cuckclean it up janny
It's pretty obvious why elon was so pro-india after seeing all these screenshots of major accounts run from india or pakistanhe was cowering afraid he would lose his biggest user base
>>217018486Incoherent post.
>>217018486The only reason there's so many Indian accounts is because they're the only ones willing to post nonstop on a dozen accounts to earn a dollar a day.
>>217018604I understood, maybe you're just stupid...
I would like love and affection please
Why are they like this?
stop indian hate
I am narcissistically wounded over the constant realization that I do not meet anyone's ideas of their being of affection. I am faced with the image I have built of myself failing to hold up to reality. My true self is causing me intense disgust
last time I buy scotch from aldi. because what the fuck is this shit
need to mop the floor again and do the laundry.
>>217017590A little late for that
My friend drove home when he probably shouldn't have. He's not answering texts but he's read some of them. I'm worried
>>217018645I told an Indian wagie recently he made five dollars an hour and he got pretty mad lmao
>>217018954Why?I mean it’s funny but why would you say that
>>217019048he's racist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLRRmTpBH5I
good morning to all my YNs itt!!
Wsup fellas
>>217019988good morning twin
>>217020366lol, that was expected...
>>217020366how can they see from where these accounts are from, isn't it only the owner who can see it
>>217020366indians have an exquisite taste in porn then because 3/4 of those accounts post great clips.
I belong to Jesus
cleaned up apartmentberg
tbf there's nothing hotter than a blonde white woman getting railed by a big black man
guess what i’m doing !!
^schizojeet post
>>217021192mother fucker look at my skin do i look indian
>>217021228yeah lol
>>217021127Shaving your legs?
>>217021127Had a friend in school that had to take all his clothes off to poop. One time someone went into the bathroom when we were at ski camp and saw him naked lol, he was fat.
>>217021280my legs are hairy as fuck wdym
>>217012117I am once again calling for the BE flag poster to be rangebanned>21702041414:37 - his first post >21702124915:14 - mentions black people having sex last time he went 30 minutes. thanks
>>21702041414:37 - his first post>>21702124915:14 - mentions black people having sex
why is this pom quoting these posts here
>>217021384he got mind broken
>>217021418the fuck you talking about schizo
>>217021384I don't get it either, the post aren't even anything weird
>>217021457he belongs in a mental institution
Use this for the new
>>217021484who's this
>>217021518Random fucktoy
>>217012117My bosses boss posts on this Mongolian throat singing imageboard. He sent memes in the teams that I recognized so I started sending a few subtle ones and we gradually went back and forth throughout the day and then at the end he posted a fucking picture of Yotsuba. Top kek
>>217021544FOR WHAT?
>>217021552that's cringe
>>217021601he is a dogshit poster and a Brit on yet another avatarflag where he posts the exact same thing over and over again, posts from queues to introduce himself and shit up the thread, posts from queues again to post literal advertisements, is filtered by 90% of the thread, and makes the quality of the thread lower by posting. he should not be allowed to post at all
i'm hungry af
>>217021711Why do you care so much? All is posts are benign. It's obvious nobody is going to ban him, why do you think posting here would get him banned, do the mods congregate here, I don't get it...
>>217022196probably the BE flag poster no?
rise and grind nigga
>>217022308rise and… grind, docta freeman rise…. and…. grind… nigga
>>217012304>Either way Charmin toilet paper is now in his mind and he's more likely to buy itbut when he goes to the store, he'll choose the toilet paper that's on sale or the cheapest, regardless of the brand
>>217020481for a brief moment it was visible to the public but they quickly reverted it
>>217018795no fuckin way that's real
>>217018795yooooooooo
>>217018795I bet that must have felt so good before it started biting
Will Smith has always been zesty
wouldnt mind having sex with a woman, any takers?
i hate when i search why some things feel so good and the results says it's just nerves, such a lame way to explain things
So tired at the train station
i wish i had a second monitor
>>217023377By an old Samsung for 50 bucks
I have 2 monitors but I usually keep the second one off
>>217023409I keep my panties off
Just watched a sovereign citizen get tazed and it was hilarious
>>217023451Cuck
>>217023535?
Anyone have that video where the sovereign citizen gets pulled over and the cop realizes he can't do shit and leaves?
>>217023635LMAO
>the ancients used to make olive oilHow? How does crushing an olive produce anything but olive juice?
>>217023709crush, filter, oil and water separate themselves, collect the oil
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