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back from church
thoughts on a cum ragnarok private server, would yall join
>>217023837forgot pic
>>217023837What was the damage?
>>217023844what's that?
if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands
>>217023942*Crickets chirping
>>217023942
It's better to drive an Uber and rent a basement with 6 other men in my country than to be a doctor or engineer in most other countries.
>>217024032She's fucking sexy for an octogenarian
is 4chanx working?
>>217024134idk what that is
Mom goes out dressed like this
>>217024073She got some giant gazongas. But her face is too pointy, I saw picturs of her when she was younger and only that pic with JFK she looked good but she was 18 at the time or something.
Just remembered the embarrassing over personal email I sent to a college professor God what a cringe tard I am
>>217024278Your mom is based and i need to fuck her
>>217023837You realise God doesn't exist, right?
This Twitter thing is destroying India's reputation even more.
It's football Sunday!!!
Sorta weird to think how children just suck on their mom's boobs like it's nothing What's up with that??
>>217024450We are mammals. It is not weird. It would be weirder if it didn't happen.
redditors are hilarious, everytime someone dies from bird flu they act like another pandemic is coming and will wipeout humanity
>>217024450>>217024476Babycels go goo goo gahh gahh then just go straight to tit sucking without a thought
my mom puts beef tallow on her face
>>217024416What Twitter thing? Just Twitter existing and indians using it?
>>217024509There's lots of theads about these.
>>217024485You're jealous huh
i cant see the captcha wtf
>1776Patriot>Account based in Nigeria
>>217024482They're female brained afraid of everything
>get an insurance quote from Cost-U-Less insurance>it's $728/month>my current Geico policy is $200/month for two cars
>>217024574oooohh god, no wonder jeets always try to call white people "timmies" herethey've been rejected by the white community so now they're trying to join the black community
start being racist in real life as well
>>217024278Hook me up
>>217024393too big
Niggers are the golem of white people just as whites are the golem of jews Great chain of being
>>217024720nah they're just golems for jews as well
I haven't been banned in the past 3 months so wtf is thisIs there somebody near me spamming CP or some shit
not sure what to do today
>>217024720Another trvke:I suspect people subconsciously feel a desire to kill disabled children this is why disabled children receive less love than normal children because subconsciously the parents want to get rid of bad genes
>>217024782it's been doing this for over a week now. some people said it was due to CloudFlare being fucked up, other people suggested it was 4chan trying to force people to use an email or a 4chan pass.if it keeps up just make a burner fake email.
>>217024667We could probably see this because of some Indian coder. Also, various American propaganda users are actually from the usual countries people complain about.
>>217024782>>2170248174chan is bricked. it's not allowing me to post images
People from the East Coast can just jump in and out of the accentLeon is from Bostonhttps://voca.ro/1b2CcqUtO39r
>>217024850yeah it was doing that to me for a while too, just made a burner email. haven't had any issues since.
>>217024849twitter is inferior to 4chan which is why i never use it
>>217024849Every board needs flags to be honest. And it needs to be done in a way that it can detect a VPN
>>217024894that email verification form was bricked as well. it always said "invalid link" even though the link wasn't expired.
Had a dream where I slapped my uncle's ass
>>217024934weird. i had to do mine using a different browser since i have so many blockers/noscript/etc running for security. try doing the verification thing in a different browser, then switch back to 4chinz in your preferred browser for shitposting maybe?
Made a bait post on /a/ with a hidden soyjak that has not been detected for over 13 hours at this point.
>>217025003thank you for doing the needful and keeping /qa/ traditions alive
>>217024999yeah im on chrome now. i figured it was because of ublock but then it said "i need to wait 2 hours before trying it again".
>>217025047wtf idk what is going on with your shit then nigga, sounds all fucked up. could just be 4chans busted infrastructure too.
Time to smoke some dank marijuana and get absolutely fucking high
>>217025083indeed. the comical part of all this is that 4chan threw the "your ip is blocked because of spam. please verify..." 5 mins after i made a post and restarted my computer. i use private browsing to segregate 4chan an8jtxtjd my personal stuff
>Time to smoke some dank marijuana and get absolutely fucking high
>>217024849you forgot some accounts paco
>mfw I see an Israeli flag in /cum/
>>217025195not surprising at all
>ex unblocked and reblocked my instagram over the past 24 hours oh my god bruh
Brown people in 3rd world countries are interracial fetishists?
>>217025340who gives a fuck jeet posting fuck
It's time to dancehttps://voca.ro/1eqCGy4zGpYf
lana del rey so chopped now
>>217025460>Quarant'anniQuel suprise
deadass unc chopped fr no cap
found out my old black chud friend from high school transitioned and renamed himself “Hoedani” . what the fuck
>>217025556Nooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>217025576sorry, Hoedini*, like a play on “Houdini”
>>217025576yeah sure thing bud
avocadoes for lunch
>>217025576not the day 1 g
just made my bed so now i'm going to lie on it
What does fishing mean in the context of emails
i'm at 14 thousand points right now homies after countless hours of doing this, i need 27 thousand
>>217025697phishing, and it's looking for info that can be used to hack or dox people. usually solicits what would seem to be benign details like a phone number or address, maybe what bank you use, etc.
>>217025697Your bank or some account you have sends you an email and asks you to verify your account. It's usually a fake Email made to look like it's legit, you put the password and the thing and then they steal your shit.
>>217025750watcha doing?
>>217025804mastering mixology
>>217024393Cursed Google searches
My ear is still clogged with wax. Guess I'm going to primary care later.
>>217023742i see tsingtao bottles at the grocery store sometimes but ive never had any
Why do heavyset white women with smoker voice always own a pitbull or boxer? They literally don't own any other breed.
>>217024426Too right lad. Arsenal just beat Spurs and now the gunners are 6 points clear at the top
>>217025218Death to israel tbqh
>>217025195i honestly expected a lot more southeast asians but india is the next least surprising region i suppose
now YOU can get away with it TOO
i got spurs that jingle jangle jongle jungle jemble jorble jimble jable jaibroem lejdi
>>217025195Is this you?
>>217026044lol
this....... so much this.(doesn't own a motorized vehicle)
new Fallout season coming in December gonna be great
For me it's ceasers legionThe best new vegas faction
>>217026175holy fuck this bitch is so hideously ugly
>>217024430Driving isn't much better. Uber logo in the rear window is the mark of the beast.
>>217026209she has a certain charm to her
Why won't Jason learn a trade?
>>217026371lazy o algo
>>217025556I think she's perfect in each of her forms
>>217026295
>>217026371being a tradie is a good way to ensure you'll be miserable when you're older with pains
>>217026480because being a cooped up white collar wage stuck at a desk all day is super healthy
>>217026676nothing stops you from being healthy and doing that
>>217024390I went there for the white girls
i swear this has to not be me
>>217026175she's rather fine
>>217025930I've seen that style with tiny rat dog before
>>217026825im surprised they employed her given her visble tattoos
>>217026973only virgins care about tats
>>217026407i say this but i don't look like this (unironically)
let's assume, he's using an advanced voice ai and using my own voice to talk to me. is that allowed?
yes, chase, that was me. there was no need to cancel the transaction. now i have to go through all the checkout steps again. what a pain.
>>217026825 would bang
I suffer here
>>217026973all zoomer girls have tattoos and they can just cover it with makeup
I kinda wanted to be an actor but now I'm in my 30s and all the successful "young" actors are in their late/teens early 20s and it makes me feel like a failure.
My latest kink is imagining I'm the son of a whorish woman who is a loving good sweet mom but she's a fucking whore and leaves the house wearing shamefully whorish shit and brings men home at night and youi can hear her getting fucked and screaming in pleasure and saying the most depraved shit cuz my room is on the other side of hers
>>217027749
>>217027749least porn addicted cuckold brit poster
>>217027732Al Rickman didn't get his big break til he was like 50
>>217027792You can't help what turns you on
My thoughts are so hilarious but only to me
Have you ever met a black ginger
>>217027749>jasonsimulator.exe
>>217027900No but Malcolm x was one
There's a thread on /s/ about that kink
>>217027977Ah, so he was!
local dairy queen is so dead, hasnt been renovated and looks so 2004, it's always dead as fuck while the tim hortons and subway on each side of it are busy as fuck
>>217026407should i post this on facebook for all my aunts to see
>>217028089DQs are either super busy all year or deadsville all year, there's no in between for them. One near me is always busy and mogs the McDonalds even for burgers and shit.
>>217028089I don't know how Dairy Queen is still in fucking businessI never see anyone in there or I never see dairy Queen wrappers or cups on the street or in the trash but you see every other fast food place
>>217028133You should send it directly to your aunt
Need a vagina to deposit my load of ejaculate ASAP
>>217028089>>217028140>>217028142I go to Dairy Queen for peace and quiet, everyone sees a dude in borderline black metal corpsepaint in the window and walks away; it's the perfect feedback loop
>>217028089Similar situation at my university food court. The dairy queen has an excellent location on the corner but no one is interested. All traffic goes straight to the Korean sub place next to it. Somehow it has satyed in business 20 years despite getting a tenth the customers of the surrounding stalls.
>>217028151which one
>>217027571dios mio ay carambaaa
tried watching uzumaki. had to stop because it’s just so painful to watch, it’s not even fun. yeah it’s creepy as hell but it’s almost just too much on the horror side, there need to be ups and downs to it, not just nonstop insane/gross shit
>>217028284You've convinced me to watch it
Do you guys like James Baldwin? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eez0T2cv0OE
>>217028331No
>>217028331I watched his talks years ago and had a good impression of him, but I'm sure someone will chime in and say how he was bad for some reason.
>>217028321it definitely has a specific appeal to it. it’s just too much for me to stomach
>>217023742This guy STUNTIN on the hoes
Hey guys can you lend me 40 dollars? I pay you on thursday
>>217028376I can lend you 40 pesos
>>217028376i once got a 3 day for joking about this. enjoy your vacation nigga
>>217027749hot
>>217028370His essays and the stuff based on them are also pretty good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO2PsTnqgUEThis one is narrated by Sam Jackson.
If I was a late-dynasty Chinese Emperor I'd have so much fun it'd be sickening. >Open a brothel for my eunuchs>Have servants build a miniature bath house next to my actual bath house for the palace cats>Convert Korean tributaries to Daoism, just to see what'd happen
>>217028376For what do you need the money?
>>217028470they do have to kind of keep a lid on begging posts cause otherwise the whole forum would just turn into fake sob stories from indians trying to scam you
What are you guys doing, how was your weekend?>>217028564Remind me what were his main ideas? I know he was gay and was a civil rights guy..
When can I say "I've been all over the world"?
>>217028864imagine playing goy of slop
>>217028864this can't be real lmao
>>217028882Stop being niceSay racist an antisemitic things
>>217027806I don't watch porn. I find pictures and visualize my own jack off material
>>217028864>End of discussion Some abominable freak show felt real good typing that part
>"As part of purchasing this product, you agree to not call people slurs.">call people slurs>lose access to productomg white genocide
>>217028196Smart, your own personal slop palace
ok if you can't call people fucking faggots on cawwadooty, is there ANY point to playing the game though?that's the ENTIRE appeal
>>217028520I know, right?
>Hi my name is Samantha the American Palestinian freedom fighter
BAM BAM BAM!!OPEN THE FUCK UP, INCEL!!! WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!!>wat do
>park next to guy >definitely between the lines>"you should park closer next time" when leaving>just laugh in face Did I handle this fine?
>giving away games for free>gajillion DLCswas it worth it /cum/?
My cousin posted a pic of herself on Facebook and I noticed she got dyed streaks and a new hairstyle so I tried to post "nice hair" but it autocorrected to "nice hairline"...... hopefully no one saw it
>>217029091You got away with your life, so yes
>>217029107Where's the picture?
I was in this psych ward type place and this guy I hung out with went to text happy thanksgiving to his family but sent the wrong pic and it was a nude woman from his fap folder and he panicked at first then couldn't stop laughing
>>217028951The fuck is your problem? >>217029107kek, someone saw it, why use autocorrect, you never learn that way.
My cousin posted a picture of her nice tits and I said nice tits
>>217029014I don't have to agree to anything for something I ownDumb fuck
Bass.
>>217026407I actually posted it on my Facebook for real
>>217029240fitting it in your car?
>>217029189Post them here for your pals
>>217029269Yes sir
I don't know how anyone could drink Tequila or Gin. I certainly don't drink alcohol for the taste but tequilya and gin are like something the medical industry would create to medically induce vomitus
>>217029240Did you buy this?
>>217029333gin is for mixing you're retarded if you're shooting it. cheap tequila too but you can kinda shoot it
>>217029333You're not supposed to drink gin straight you're supposed to mix it with lime and tonic water
>>217029240Only browns and blacks are interested in bass in their car stereo, so which are you?
>>217029351I did for 169 lev for 4
>>217029361>>217029363OOOOOOOOH! I didn't know that holy shit no fucking wonder
>>217029322dont blast it. neighbors will complain desu
>>217029333>GinI lik the flavor, but its not exotic enough.
Gin is the only liquor I can drink straight
>>217029372Whichever color is the one that fucked your mom kek
>>217029384Fuck yeah dude! What are you gonna bump? >>217029333I had a gin phase when I was a 17-18, it has a really good buzz. Kind of trippy
>>217029398It's supposed to stay inside the car if your car has proper sound deadening. The problem is people buy a subwoofer for interior that does not require one hence why I always leave it out if the car is not big enough.
I love gin but even the upper tier stuff like bombay sapphire is terrible for shots, the worst shot you can have.
>>217029414
>>217028882He was older than MLK, Malcom X and lots of others. One could say he survived and died of old age because he moved to France at the end of the 40s. I didn't know he was gay until later on. One quote I like is "Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced."
>>217029436I like to bump grunge and Alt rock
>>217029446When I went through my gin phase it was Beefeater or nothing
>>217029466I find that Seagram's is cost effective and taste about slightly the same as Beefeaters however I'm also impartial to Bombay
I'll say this, nobody does gin like the fucking Brits
>>217029466you know I don't think I ever had beefeater. I have half a bottle of Citadelle gin from le France it's pretty good but I don't drink much anymore
A woman walked past me and tapped me on the shoulder and said>I know I'm old so it holds no merit, but I love your whole vibe. Love it
How about queefeater
>>217029520Picture of your dad on the bottle?
>>217029520Your high school nickname? What about it?
>racist white girl likes me, a (light skinned) brown man againWhy are alt right girls like this? It's no different than the alt right white guys obsessed with latinas
>>217029531>>217029535Fine I just won't post anymore since everyone hates me
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>217029518Then everybody clapped
>>217029372i was drunk driving a white girl from the bar around and i sperged when she tried turning up my bass. hate women touching buttons in my car
The JEWS don't want you to have one!
>>217029549You cannot be this thin skinnedI was just fucking with you
My mind is consumed by fictitious worlds
>>217029518Give her the fuck
you know me, i love sexy older ladies
>>217029545Shut up, Ranjeet from Kolkata!
>>217029567does it double as a table?
I knew the bass dude was brown. The blacks that post here aren't ghettofied and are suburbanites
>>217029555forgot pic
It's almost bahn mi time
>>217029556I don't know dude, it just happened so I had to post it ASAP so that I didn't forget the exact saying. This happens pretty regularly if you actually have a style. Mostly from old women but sometimes young too
so anyway, 16 thousand points at the moment
>>217029620You are seething because I btfo'd you. Quiet piggy.
>>217029649I want to kiss you
I'm quitting /int/ FOREVER I will only post on other boards, this board is anarcho tyrannical.Goodbye FOREVER
>>217029669You won't be missed.
>>217029669See you later
>>217029669what did you get banned for lmao being a pedo?
>>217029628>You, in a little while
>>217029640The most I got complimented was 4 times in one day. My clown makeup is pretty shitty and uneven and I'm generally quite ugly thougheverbeit. Maybe I should be an youtube influencer
>>217029669Did you evade your ban?
Watching thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OHggFyRzI4
you get more points the higher level you are, normally you'd be doing this at 81 but idgaf
>>217029686Tis true
>>217029461Fuck yeah, favorite bands? >>217029460I've only watched his talks, never read his essays, I think there was a movie made aobut him or a documentary on Netflix.
>>217028196based and vargchilled
>>217029686Highly 'jakkable
>>217029686damn that's what ban mi is I always thought it was a soup like ramen
hello cum
Not attracted to gfberg anymore, I keep picturing other women (exes, porn stars, random female friends) during sex. Relationships is expiring rapidly I think.
I hate it when a business tells you "you won't find a better price anywhere" and then you literally go to the next business who beats their price by 20%
>>217029736you should fantasize she's a man
>>217029686This dude eating leaves
>>217029736your porn addiction is killin ya!
>>217029768I tried before to test myself, made me soft.
>>217029734hello
>>217029784>Canadians have never heard of cilantro
>>217029734>Pass user since 2016Thank you for supporting 4chan!
>>217029814Spices and herbs are illegal here. The government considers them decadent.
>>217029567Don't think American roads are made for stuff like this
>>217029831i can quit this site at any time, just watch me
gaming and gooning, daily.
>>217029841I've made Banh Mi baguettes, they are very good.
>>217029842If that was true Jeets wouldn't be there
>>217029847I have public bike lanes all over my city. Retarded Euros just make that statement without never having seen an actual major American city
>>217029708"I am not your negro" is possibly the one since it came out in 2016 long after he died. I posted it earlier. The other one I posted is about the time he visited a Swiss village in the 60s and was the first African to go there and he talks about the locals' reaction. He also talks about the differences he perceives between Americans and Europeans.
>>217029736Grim. What does she look like?
>>217029841Why do they always make that face?
Bros....it's happening
life used to be so comfy
I think im going to wait for my parents to die and then kill myself
>>217029851You'll never escape this shithole.
>>217029895Type in "Ahe-gao" on e621
>>217029919what method
I am out of patience with ethnic food niggas are paying 20 dollarydoos for beef on a toasted roll this shit has gone too far
This side of the apartment complex and especially the stairway smell like a dead rotting corpse and it has smelled for several weeks I'm getting quite concerned
>>217029901Based BuzzBall enjoyer but why is your meat the color of drywall
>>217029932idk I haven't thought that in depth
>>217029876>Swiss village in the 60s and was the first African to go there and he talks about the locals' reactionWhat was their reaction? >>217029901what type of meat is that?
>>217029940That's just the color of Vietnamese sausage because I think they steam it
>>217029901Very disappointing looking Bahn Mi.
>>217029901The meat looks gross.
>>217029919They probably won't die for another 20 years just do it already. Or keep making excuses or whatever because you don't actually want to do it, who cares
>>217029901uhh...this looks awful compared to the other webm...
>>217029947>>217029969.
nobody in western countries knows what a pedophile is yet every throws it around 24/7.
>>217029986looks nasty but probably tastes ok
>>217029976I mean yeah entirely possible, and entirely possible that I will change my mind before then. That doesn't change that I wouldn't do that to my parents.
>>217030003And you are an expert on pedophiles why?
>>217029986looks and sounds fucking vile
>>217029986Interesting preparation, would like to try it despite it looking a bit off.
>>217030032So does 90% of Canadian food.
>>217030003I'm going to pedo your file
>>217030019When your parents die you will find another excuse because you don't actually want to kill yourself, you only just want clout on /cum/
>>217029986German steamed meat mocks your chink sausage.
>>217030023pedophilia doesnt exist. its a feminist concept created by a judeo christian demon.
>>217029947
>>217029986I take this back>>217029960It's probably good
i will never kill myself because i'm a mental juggernaut
>>217030088Do unemployed people get neetbux in Brazil?
>>217030088what if you start getting dementia or a terminal illness
>>217030051There's barely any food that could be considered "Canadian" and that which is Canadian doesn't sound or look gross. >bro>are you seriously telling me that french fries>gravy>and cheese>taste GOOD? >Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooo no wayyyyyyyy
cummypies i am really scared i will go to hell when i die
>>217030126then i'll die, thats not suicide
>>217030127>We took a kabob instead turned it into a meatloaf on bread>The most famous sandwich shop in Quebec is a place that serves fried bologna
>>217030058nigga im not even using a trip how am I getting any clout. For all everyone else knows you could just be me talking to myself.
I'm not scared to die, I'm a little bit scared of what comes after.
The only thing to come out of the "epstein emails" so far has been the firing of an elderly economics professor
>>217030069Is this Lebrekase or whatever? Used to have a German roommate for a bit and she tried to make this but she didn't mince the meat enough so it came out as meat loaf, nobody else ate it except me.
Gravie with fries is typical British food and not really Canadian at all.
>>217029906They're trying to destroy every last semblance of dignity and beauty in the world
should i goon to busty mature ladies today?
>>217030174I was on the logs, I did a maintenance call
>>217030139i shouldn't have said terminal illness, what if you get dementia and slowly start losing your mind and mental sharpness until you're a babbling old retard, wouldn't you rather kill yourself
NEW>>217030203
>>217030152it's kebab, and I assume you're talking about a Donair? If so, those are barely Canadian, they're basically just a Gyro. Also they look and taste delicious.
>>217030201dementia is a terminal illness
>>217029947Amazement more than hate. The second time they were less amazed and some wanted to know more about him (if he's married, his job, etc), while others apparently accused him behind his back of stealing wood.
>>217030184Yeah, it's Leberkäse. No idea how to make it.I just buy it from the butcher.
>>217030222so you would suffer to the natural end
>>217023742
>>217030156Good question. It makes this attempt to look cool all the more pathetic of you