cute and sexy
Dua Lipa.Sex.
just found out a bloke from work has tb
incel run complete 28 mins 4.5km the program im doing says to do these every 2nd day but theyre too brootal, takes at least 2 days to recover
>>217012894Got the 'ole consumption does he?A nasty way to go
let m be "training level" m (m =/= i * 10) = 0 AND W =/= Gm * -1 + 1, meaning (i > 0), or i * 10 =/= 0when m > 0: (m(+1) = m + (m / (100 / m)) = m * 100) -5, to recursively add training level weight m = - 5(i-1 - PP) W =/= G
Have never been as fat as i am right nowJust love eating delicious food and hate exercising me
1/100 = 0.01 = i i * 100 + 1 = 1.0101, which is a floating point error o.o
lads my beanz arrived
morning lads, it suffering time
I figured out the error
tesco morning trek looms
morning jav wank on the cards
Just popped a massive pimple on my forehead
Mousey is learning to code eh
its math maybe Haskell OwO
The police in the UK have always been useless, 15 years ago I got beaten up and mugged in a park, kicked my head in, they took me to hospital because of concussion and amnesia. This happened on the Sunday morning and at 5:30am on the Tuesday I woke up in the hospital, walked home clueless because I couldn't find any staff (phone was dead so didn't know the time) and an hour later the police turned up to question me. I told them I didn't know what had happened, and even though I had walked home at 5:30am completely clueless about why I was in the hospital or where everyone was, because I told the police I didn't know what happened during the attack they told my parents that I was wasting their time and I "probably knew but didn't want to say". Absolute fucking embarrassment
my twink feet fucking stink
>>217012952if you set i to 0.01 then i*100 + 1 = 2 you bloody muppet
honest thoughts?
>>217012960You taking a bath in them like that guy from The Who?
It's not the mouse he was here last night. He just repeats different versions of the same gibberish.
>>217013029two different paths to different answers... quantum computer... you could even do this with 30
A friend of mine was raped in Manchester, called the local police immediately and got told since it was a weekend they weren’t sure when they could get anyone in to a crisis center to do a rape kit but she should come in to the station and they’ll try to organize it there, she showed up and gave the name of the officer she spoke to, and after sitting there for hours being told “they should be with you soon” in her traumatized terrified state she gave up, went home and showered. She called the next day and they said “oops turns out that officer went to do something else yesterday and forgot to tell anyone, want to come in now?” which she did and they scolded her for showering and eventually told her there wasn’t enough physical evidence now to prosecute. I always think about whether that officer went out to arrest someone for a fucking tweet instead.
>>217013041+1 to the count of you>accusing others of what you are guilty of
still love a hairless twat
Matt Damon and Ben Affleck? Not Irish. Robert De Niro? 1/4 Italian.
I think it's important for us fellow /Brits to look out for one another so I propose we all post pictures of our shits for us to browse and look for any worrying signs that we might need to get checked up by our GP.
just took a #4
>>217013130Sitting or standing?
at training level 5, the number 25 appears againat training level 4, the number starts being > 1
>>217013170sitting of coursewho takes a shit standing up?
, when m > 0:i = i+1 <= 5i = i + (m *(m/100))when <= 5, the result is (can be simplified to)m + i * (m/100)
what is this retard talking about
I mean like the result is 5*5 = 25, or 3*3 = 9
Coffee soon lads
did you know: i * (i/100) = (i * (/100) 100), using this imaginary placeholder
unrolled the simplification and made an imaginary variable
>>217013332that's a teapot
>>217013410Lrn2FrenchPress
>>217012894Is his name Arthur Morgan?
25 definitely an important number...
>>217013425I use a moka pot
>>217013112should be a separate category in the end of year awards for the poo most resembling a magnificent BBC
I'm pussy wild
>>217013456enjoy your burnt coffee
Polly Yangs
*cunt voice* enjoy your burnt coffee
*gay lispy voice* enjoy your burnt coffee*puts on a dress and grooms minors on discord*
rattled
let m be "training level" m (m =/= i * 100) = 0 & W =/= Gm * -1, meaning (i > 0), or i * 10 =/= 0i = m+1 <= 5 =/= 0 = m m = i + (m *(m/100)) = i * 100) -5, to recursively add training level weight stuck on 4... but that can be helped by unrolling the simplified/loop
its not stuck on 4 but still
>>217013501coffee is roasted at hundreds of degrees celcius you don't burn it by pouring 100c water on it
mental how done that feminine little queer is
it snowing
m = i + (m *(m/100)) = i - m) -5
>>217013583that's not how a moka pot works sweaty :)
Morning lads
Toby on a mad one with these equations.
toil in 12 hours
as the number approaches 0, the benefit, or expected return from your risk, increases. a positive integer signifies negative weight to the choice (which goes straight to 0.25)
Get it openedGet it refrigeratedGet it consumed within 3 days
when: let m be "training level" m (m =/= i * 100) = 0 & W =/= Gm * -1, meaning (i > 0), or i * 10 =/= 0i = m+1 <= 5 =/= 0 = m m = i + (m *(m/100)) = i - m) , to recursively add training level weight m * 100, (and I guess I mixed up the purpose of "m") the results are: >training level 1: -399>training level 2: -296>training level 3: -191>training level 4: -96as you can see, the gain is greater from training level 2 to 3, with +5; going from training level 4 to 5, the gain is -5 instead can get the direction (or which way we want to go) by training level 1 to 2 - which is +3, so it is actually starting to be a worse benefit at training level 3 if you get to level 4
diminishing returns starting at 3, in the numbers universe. will be using this in my interpretation of the risk (of doing it 100 times) wherein the chance of failure is 1-100
the dull mens club are tearing me to shreds for not including a banana for scale
Got the forsen chaos mod vods on
you lose 10 by going from 3 to 4, there being 10 integers between 30 and 40 the best risk is 30
>>217012886maybe $150-200 a month, much cheaper than when i was boozingalso no i wouldn't, but that was the case even before i started doing drugs
taking a weedoing a shitetaking the party to another height
>>217013090
I’m better than you
making sweet sweet love to a big plate of roast dinner
writing a sci-fi story set in the future but it's completely utopian and everything is fine
Seems like it’s going to be pissing down all day
>>217013839what kind of roast? got a big chunk of beef in the oven as we speak
>>217013840do you finally have sex in this imaginary future?
>217013725
>>217013849no lad i am long dead by this point in history
might tell the toilfu she's attractive on our drive to work today just to see how she reacts
>>217013846chicken with gravy and potatos and the lot
did you know that 0.01/100 = i (i + 0.01 -5) * 100 = -498.99and that the same if i = 0.01 then it equals -399I guess the cap is 500, which means that the calculations are 0.5 scale and some multiple of 0s added on. this would work the same for the other way then. also that, at training level 5, the result is 250; if this is 0.5 scale then it is probably 500! this also means that it is double the number IF the integer is a positive number
how long do you reckon before we have to start digging up centuries-old graveyards to make room for more housing for migrants?
>>217013840Please don’t, the world doesn’t need more “novelists”
Delicious chocolate comes from that.
sucking rorkes little pink pussy right off the bone
therefore the calculations as they stand apply to the result (if the resulting number is negative) thus: -100, plus the original number so the formulae can become: i. 0 - 100 - i, or, adjusted, 0 - 500 + i
>>217012998for me it's the Submissive Man genre because I like to self insert x
>>217013885what's your gripe with novelists lad?
>>217013899-500 because 0 - 100, then minus the lowest training level, or highest negative possible, is 499 (or -499). this becomes a number greater than 500 if the training level is 5. >>217013899this is 0 - 500 - i, or 0 - 100 + i
always get sabrina carpenter and sydney sweeney mixed up even though they have different jobs and sabrina has no chebs
>>217013941what about sydney's weeney
feel starting up minecraft and just playing a normal survival singleplayer world. haven't done that since like 2011
therefore it is or the normalized range is, or is betweenrange = (96 and 499) * -1
>>217013941sabrina with sydneys chebs would be a powerful combo
what the fuck is this nutcase waffling about
7 days to my next escort visit lads. Rapidly approaching.
>>217013984easily the worst gimmick of all time i legitimately need you dead irl
Went to pick up my chinese takeaway and the lady at counter was beautiful. Wouldn’t mind a taste of her sweet and sour, in fact I’ll take her to go in my doggy bag cause I ain’t finished with her juicy black bean
absolutely nobody (other than benders probaby) disagrees that women should have the right to go around topless and yet we continue to enforce that law
training level 5 (to weight) -6 on a range between negative 6 and positive 399and the range of "best risk" is 30-33%, probably. the new range (without -100) max limit * 2 is 399*2 = 798 (thats 32 or the middle of the range or 32 +-1, because the number starts at 1!)
>>217013984don't worry im sure your mum will give you a discount
>>217013962used to spend hundreds of hours doing this and ended up permanently burning myself out on the game and now i'm 100% unable to enjoy it for more than five minutes
>>217014014That was a really interesting anecdote… in crazy boring land
>>217013929They stopped being worth a shit 40 years ago
>>217013994For the millionth time it's real lad.
>>217014025Real or not, it’s boring and I’m sick of reading it. Put it in a dairy. It’s not interesting
>>217013997behave
>>217014022so? a lot of people still read books and a lot of people still enjoy writing
>>217014006or its 22% risk and the base-10 double digit number started at 10
>>217014020*shits in my hand and slathers it all over your hairy bare chest*
get the japanese schoolgirl outfits worn
or 23% risk and both puts it under 25% "practise perfect" range. could probably go choose option 2 on a failed training up to 28%
>>217014033>dairyMoooo
>>217014001my theory is women don't really want to do it because a lot of them are somewhat self conscious about their chebs, even though every single one will be like "yeah free the nipple, men need to stop telling us to cover up" etc
>>217014062*rings the racismlad summoning bell*
>>217014072really good post
>>217013840write a book where your self-insert character is a megarapist and also the good guy apologising to all the women he raped
>>217014073well if they don't want to do it no one is forcing them, as with men going around topless, only the ones who are proud of their bodies (or the really shameless) will go topless in public
>yanks eat gram crackers
>>217014047You can still enjoy books. You just need to stop writing
me lads an incel. Me own lads a bloody incel.
>>217013997one of the most attractive girls I've seen in years handed me my order at the mcdonalds drivethru last month
>>217014088nonsensical post
>>217014052*turns the other cheek*
mummy the colonies are fighting again
>>217014105What quiz is this. I could do with a quiz rn
piss was vibrant orange there like the colour of original lucozade
>>217014105what's this a test for then
>>217014117>>217014126evil villian test
>>217014091should say "what's a girl like you doing working here? you should be on onlyfans"
>>217014091Beautiful people shouldn’t have to work, it not right. I deserve 100k salary for doing me
>>217014100The fact that you quickly proved you can’t even read simple sentences is exactly why I told you to stop writing a novel in the first place
m = 0.01 to find the max range (as a number close to 0) being the lowest possible range /100, and the max range being /2 of the real range overall, is 1000then * 100100,000 is 100 amount of 100%s
>>217014086I always find it funny when free the nipple women say they don't give a shit how many men they offend with their nipples being on show.Bitch I'm not offended, I'm wanking.
>>217014145didn't say i didn't understand the structure of your sentence, it's simply the fact that the idea behind it is utterly spasmotic
>training level 1: -399>training level 2: -296>training level 3: -191>training level 4: -96all plus 1000, is lvl 1: 601 (wow!) lvl 2: 704lvl 3: 809lvl 4: 904
>>217014166raped that cunts shit in
>>217014178you are part of the problem
brown girl sex
704 (out of 1000), woaaaww!
>>217014166When you’re confused by and call a completely coherent and normal post “nonsensical”, you can’t read. There was nothing contradictory or “spasmodic” (lol) in the post. You can still enjoy books without attempting to write a book yourself. There is nothing confusing or “nonsensical” about this statement, you’re just a cross-eyed illiterate retard like every other wannabe modern “novelist”, which is exactly why I begged you to stop before you even demonstrated the fact. Most of humanity operates on your level now which is why the novel is dead. Do not bother
>>217014194shut up
>>217014194Hello, I’m terry from penguin books and we are interested in publishing this novel.
>>217014186shut up
>>217014204remember this when you're in tears later over the other cunt spamming
reheated burg for 'kfast
>>217014194"You can still enjoy books. You just need to stop writing" is way too retarded a statement for you to be defending it this vehemently
>>217014197>>217014199sent that bender packing to gay homo queer land
I give up trying to get a gf. The apps make me feel sad and stupid.
>>217014207two wrongs dont make a right :)I am right, and you (for being on his side) are wrong. it is simple as that and it is not up for debate thanks
started lifting again definitely didnt miss being constantly fatigued and sore
>>217014228you can't get a gf on an appshe won't be delivered by a paki a on a scooter
>>217014228I dont want the world to see me cause I don't think that they'd understand x
>sun goes down>get all ready for bedMissing ex gf toil looms
you could probably take the risk up to 37% (based on PP threshold and that being "22" + 15)anything closer to 30-33 % is just added bonus for free
>>217014216I really can’t help you, sorry
rorke eating carrots and peas
>>217014238send her a sms x
>>217014229i hate you both equally, you're both cancer x
also for cacha to kick in it has to be the same skill twice
strategising a visit to greggs
>>217014251well aware mate x
weights not quite molested as hard this time
I was never meant for such sweet sorrow
seething at me because he posted something and got his feelings hurt by an anon, so hes trying to hurt my feelings now
>>217014259She wouldn’t want that. Didn’t end on good terms and I’m sure she has moved well on by now. I probably don’t even pass her mind
imminent mouserape
>>217014267Just out of curiosity because you’re so retarded that you’re like an exotic animal, is your confusion due to the fact that you believe books that have already been written would disappear if you yourself didn’t write? Or what’s the thought process behind your utter inability to grasp a completely innocuous and non-contradictory statement
>>217012877cute fire elemental
by a girl I hope
rorke only wants one thing and it's fucking disgusting (a lovely cup of tea with hitler)
>>217014302*reclines my chair and puts on my reading glasses*
>>217014302you're not even replying to the right person you dribbling fucking spastic lol
eating toast and playing n64
Fish and chips yesterday got me squeezing out some rancid farts this morning... Love it!
Any of you lads have a gangsta phase in the 2000s? Remember wearing a side ways hat and hanging a lollipop stick out my mouth while shooting hoops cause I liked 50 cent
>>217014322……. I’m responding to the same flag that started the conversation, if that’s not the same person it’s not because I’m a “dribbling fucking spastic” you total dumbass. Extremely likely it’s still you and you have no reply
Sir Keir Starmer, thoughts?
got the wheres wally porn on
>>217014344should be raped in reverse
>>217014344British
>>217014331in highschool I briefly started wearing Ecko Unltd shirts with extra baggy jeans and listened to trip hop but I got relentlessly mocked for it so I stopped
>>217014344nigga name sir
Mad how mericans call Wally Waldo, it’s like calling sponge bob spine bib, bizarre
>>217014362and fast forward, too
>>217013899or i. 0 - 10 - (i/10)
>>217014331kind of (as in i used words like "homie" and "nigga"), never really cared for hip hop though
>>217014371I would have dapped you up in school
my bum is SUPER shaggable if anyone's keen x
>>217014294think she’s had her innards rattled by bbc since you broke up?
Used to bring the glock to school and run trains on niggas in the school pool
>>217014411Don’t know, stoked for her if she has found someone she likes or if she’s having fun with people.
I must poo a certain way
>>2170128941 million you know whats imported every year bringing back TB, a disease virtually eradicated in the western world
just opened uma game and super creek said good morning to me im a little crackhead
>>217014414do you know what 'run train' means?
thats just symptomatic or pathological TB
thats me done
>>217014449It’s a hazing/initiation ritual for gang prospects, where they have to fight everyone at once
>>217014441actually I think the main reason this is happening is thanks to hordes of gullible retards who think vaccines are some kind of government psyop
just opened uma game and was called a sleepyhead by super creek
now im wondering what the chances are that 90% of the D-rated uma clubs are just honeypots for big players to find people to add to their good clubs
>>217014344misunderstood leader of men
what on earth
>>217014344not a fan
gm_bigcity... Home...
>>217014473i think it's fair to have a healthy distrust, this story was personally relevant to my life and i almost lost a family member during thishttps://www.theguardian.com/uk/2000/aug/27/martinbright.theobserver
>>217014506vgh 2024 also was thinking abt this 3 hours ago in my head
>>217014473first they force you to immunise your child against polio, next thing you know you're on a train to the interracial breeding camps
>>217014503goyslop gut
sunday evening splifftoil beckoning me with its crusty green finger
>>217014503neoliberal belly
any scrolling in bed man in
need to go for a run to keep my strava streak but i cant be arsedmight just go for 5 minutes aha
>>217014531what do you like to do when you're high?I like to listen to music and eat fruit x
Yo that was a man sized hit you just took dawg*me when my wank buddy takes a whiff of my bellend*
>>217014503the confederacy's strongest soldier
>>217014538I’m on my bed due to the summer heat. Too hot for blankets
>>217014588what kind of fruit?
>>217014601does it get chilly in nz since youre so close to antarctica and that
>>217014588wank and laugh at stupid shit on the internet
Reading about the American Revolution and it’s talking about the Absolute State of England at the time and how they were such dumb backwards pieces of shit that the people protested en masse against legislation that would have made Jews able to serve in the government, and successfully convinced the government to recant.Now they’re England and America is a America. Funny how that works.
When I get high I like to think about everything I might have done wrong in my life and get convinced that everyone I know is angry with me
mad that he posted that thinking anyone would care
if you get made into a meme after you die is it like torment in the afterlife because you cant rest or do you grow in power
>>217014538just did this for 2 hours
>>217014628Depends where you are, down south is colder, up north is hotter. snows and that in some areas in winter. It’s trip oval climate though so never goes too far below 1.c in winter or above 30.c in summer
>>217014538up the shed me x
>>217014643>America is a America.
sign my funko pops bitch
2019 was 14 years ago
>>217014677>
>be me>2001>13 years old>mom buys a DVD copy of the first Harry Potter>excited because I've read the first two books>look up who plays Hermione>CORRR I said to myself>did not know that 24 years later I'd be posting about that actress shitting in my mouth on athe British Culture general of a Montenegrin glass staining forum
>>217014682jesus christ
>>217014682who even is that
american sasquatch freaks
toil today, it not rye
normally not a fan of the e whore posting but well.l lets just say.. i got a boner
might go out for another walkdon't know what to do with myself when i'm not boozing
>>217014616pineapple, grapes and strawberries are particularly niceapples are not good, it just amplifies the sour aftertaste
>>217014760>Leaving the house in BongistanBold move
>>217014774lukewarm 2013 outer-/int/ banter
>>217014709Looks like Dafne keen. Very strange clip though
37 year old freak posting emma watson as a child
>>217014722same, 12:15 start for me and I can NOT be arsed
might have to do friend toil today. I agreed to get lunch
>>217014783I’m literally just concerned for my fellow anglo… Wait. Are you even anglo?
>lukewarm 2013 outer-/int/ banter
>>217014805*Oh nevermind, that’s not a British flag. I don’t understand why foreigners shit up an explicitly British general. Out of the way retard
>>217014822he posted, under an american flagget some self awareness my "fellow anglo" (virgin freak)
ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm_d8EU_PjM
>>217014792never understood why people suck Skyrims dick so much when a solid 30% of it were these identical copy-pasted dungeons with the exact same enemies, layouts and puzzles
>angloKinda a dumb term since they got so raped by the Scandis and french
>>217014805Wourdn't you rike to know
>>217014848you gotta be an aryan to understand
be nice if it stopped raining for like 5 minutes
>>217014833Americans own England it’s not the same. Also, seething at someone being anglo is a sure sign of being brown. Don’t bother denying it because we both know you are.
>>217014848it has a certain atmosphere that every other bethesda game lacks
>>217014860TIL “got raped by” entails decisively defeating the enemy and sending them running back to Scandinavia where they proceed to be forcibly converted to your religion
[THIS IS WHAT SASSENACHS ACTUALLY BELIEVE]
>>217014822>>217014833>>217014870can you cunts do this somewhere else you're acting like two ethnic browns who emigrate to the west and start stabbing each other over your enthic tensions back home
Endearing yank post challenge: impossible
>>217013906Ktim I miss that subreddit, labour are bitches
>>217014783
>>217014917I’m literally a dual citizen idiot, I have more right to post here than someone who thinks he’s a real part of the common wealth because his country was a prison colony
>>217014937If just one man is saved from being throttled to death between a woman's thighs it'll be worth it
>>217014860The English won the last battle they fought against Scandinavians THOUGH.
stepsister got stuck in the washing machine again ffs
>>217014954*yawns so wide you see my dangly bit vibrating*
>>217014869it has where i am
going to do a fast today
drinking stale pond water
>>217014974Well aware mate, cheers for that.
>>217014974Depends on whether you count the Normans as Scandinavians or not
eating a slug so i can become slug man
>>217014983Or someone whose country peaked as the film location of a Hollywood franchise
not a fan of the singular kiwi poster
>>217014966I don't wanna be saaaved
>>217014977um
>>217015007Look, I see you trying to hype up some tension with your posts but this general isn’t really the place for that sort of thing, nobody cares mate.
... breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching F1 on my TV via puck in home ...
>>217014977>stepboring
I think I gooned too much and now I feel ill...
I'm gay for pussy
>>217015003By 1066? They were not Scandinavian anymore, assimilation happened. Just like the Plantagenêt who were not French anymore when the HYW started, but English.
>>217015025Holy seethe lmao >>217015026>watching F1Spoiler: they’ll all finish pretty much where they started. You’re welcome, now you can watch something worthwhile
>>217015012Air conditioned shoebox mindset claims another victim
>>217014954>le penile colony jokeyou don't even know the history of your own country
foster sister that my parents specifically got to act as a sex slave is stuck in the dungeon again
my grandad was one of the first off the mayflower
>>217015061Everyone knows the history of my country dummy, that’s what happens when you’re an empire and not a prison colony’s leftovers
>>217015065ayo?
Favourite accent on a girl? For me (Somerset), it's Estuary English
>>217015065Are you that Aussie poster who posts the missing girls in nsw? Sort yourself out shit cunt
Ooh arr she dan't harf spake pash
the british empaah
>>217015090bizarrechavs are the most loathsome people right after wogs
>>217015090Lancashire. They're always fun.
>>2170150901. Spanish2. Queen’s English3. Jewish
>>217015090quite like northern accents shame the women are munters
MISTAH SHEFFIELD
I'm so badass I might take myself out
nu noooooow
>>217015090 there are no accents that stand out as attractive to me but plenty of accents (Thai, midwestern US, scottish) are unattractive
>>217015161>>217015161>>217015161>>217015161noo
>>217015090for me it's northern irish
>>217015160>midwestern US?? Literally just a normal American accent dumbass. God you’re so brown you can’t help giving it away with every post