it is cold and raining outside but me i am warm inside wrapped in my blanketedition
Queer Starmer
african american friday
el tio sub edish
>>217016738Womfy
>>217016738sunny today lad
>>217016740>>217016740It wasnt even the right colour theme you spastic. You typed in to some website a made up number and it generated a result and you took a screenshot of it.
sir poo screamer
White Boy Winter
sir cheddar man
All I want is to marry a hot minor celebrity with big tits for the prestige (and tits)Gemma Merna would have been ideal, but she's taken now
decided im a girl for the rest of the day
>>217016785If you’re not an ass man you are low IQThis is real science and I’m not joking
>>217016775its dark mode you thick cunt
>>217016761https://youtu.be/W_EAuzJbGlc?list=PLqBTiHv6qMa505bUW5g6qE7x9QvkCc7Vf&t=173
>>217016818that's a big tax
The Asian woman upstairs is spewing again, she's loud as fuck. She's always being sick and I can always hear it, nonstop wretching
>>217016818what do you do
>>217016804But blacks are ass men...
>>217016830Offer to mop it up with your penis
got Edukate on
>>217016846bricklaying
>>217016818Checks out then. Doesn't mean its the own you think it is though, you're the sucker wasting your energy and time on what is probably laborious toil all for the privilege to pay for pakis and refugees lmfao nice one at least you get a nice holiday!!
>>217016846principal shitsmith at british poo
I earn £4108 a month before taxes. People on any benefits should be killed
>Anon believes the BWC, WMAF propaganda on /pol/ and shows "muh dick" to the Chinese immigrant in his apartment block>Expects her to go bestial and beg for his strong white seed>She presses charges
>>217016850And monkeys resemble humans in some ways
>>217016882screamingyoure seething
>>217016895wow thanks??
Got the bukake on
>>217016904far too late
get it read
How many posts do you have to make before you get “verification not required”?
>>217016940thats between janny and god
The lads
>>217016915>>217016939>>217016953Why do you do this? Can't you find some other gimmick that isn't just spam?
Thank you PaulHFilms for another fantastic shave!!See you on Wednesday for the Wednesday shave!https://youtu.be/aXHtVA0Uge4
love it when the brownoids make up little stories about WMAF, the most insecure people in the world haha
>>217016961>one of the medium ones is bigger than the othershuh?
tuck your shirt inget a clue
>>217016961Get you a girl that’s thicker than “Thickest” “Warburtons”
>you're seething!!
>>217016940no clue. i've made more than half a million posts and i still have to do the captcha sometimes
y'all get these over there
>>217016961its literally all the samethey charge more for the thicker bread but a slice of the thick is equivalent to two thin slices
>>217016850billy gunn says otherwise
How do I find an 18-20 year old gf as a balding man in his 30s?
>>217016830get her wretching on your cock
>>217017059blacks? yes
>>217017060toastie unironically makes for the best toast though
>>217017096You take part in these Britoid shenanigans?
might see if theyve got any of htese patty g fleeces in john lewis
>>217017081I used to think I wanted that too. Then I got talking to them and realised they're basically children and you're a bit of a nonce going after girls that age. The shite they go on about and things they believe that you remember you believed 15 years ago, going on about the university studies, or their part time job at poundland, its just fucking weird mate
>>217017118they don't
The 16-year-old was last seen in Lilydale on 15 November about 4pm. She is described as Caucasian in appearance, with a slim build, about 150cm tall and black medium length hair.
>>217017132guess i'm staying in then
>>217017109whenever i go to the uk i buy a loaf and parcel it out in little bags for the freezer to have gourmet toast whenever i want
>>217017081feeld
>>217017143Why are so they twee and cringe. They can’t just have toast it’s gotta be some “Toasties” :PYou should be ashamed for participating in this humiliation ritual
>Why are so theyLol don’t know what happened there, I need coffee
>>217017186i just want to eat toast
on the trainhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xos-FwYVK0c
>Babe, there's some eastern European boys at the door asking if you want to come out and play
>>217017029Fucking retard janny missed a spot
mental how good no booze and exercise makes you feel
off to m&s to get a bottle of port which i WILL be drinking in its entirety
>>217017261I did this and quit smoking too and i've never felt more miserable
>>217017269didn't arsked
brewing my coffee for 5 minutes cos i was a bit light on beans and i didn't want to open a new bag
he's about to review the spoons christmas dinner isn't heas always, lets give it a go
>>217017261ktinm feel like SHIT
It looms
Devouring two family packs of vanilla icecream
>>217017307good day today sir
>>217017300
>>217017307family packs in india must be massive
>>217017307good morning sir! how are you today!
>>217017269would love to do this but my gout has been on a wild one after friday nights antics
migrants shagging swans at greggs, hammersmith
mental how god doesnt want you having sex, boozing or doing drugs or watching porn only rorke will enter heaven after a life of playing osrs
gf made me breakfast in bed (cream cheese bagels with orange juice) :3
>>217017352what is she a fucking yank
>>217017352are you a yid?
>>217017352ever shag her up the arse?
>>217017352>>217017364>>217017371>>217017373actually I forgot. I don't have a gf and made this up
>>217017364>>217017371oy vey
>>217017364>>217017371>>217017373No>>217017385This wasn’t me
>>217017186Everything in Britain is infantilised for some reasonThe NHS refers to faeces and urine as 'poo' and 'wee', and the abdomen as 'the tummy'
>>217017385yeah my gf (made up) is lying on the settee relaxing after a long week while i make her sunday dinner which is also relaxing
>>217017352cream cheese with a bagel is great
rorke... come in rorke....what's your 20 rorke? we've got a 19-4 in sector 1G...come in rorke....
>>217017261Undeniable fact and yet I won't do it.Nights are fucking boring and the day becomes a chore.
lol fuming
just did a 100g megadose of dark chocolate
>>217017440tashka sex sex
got the OSRS on
>>217017413Exberg used to do this for me.By comparison, I woke up at 11 and made myself a cup of tea and grabbed an actimel. Might have some Cheerios later.Need to rehydrate after last night's whisky antics you see
>rehydrate
UK vs US descriptions for Irritable Bowel Syndrome symptoms One sounds childish the other sounds grown-up
Raping rorke
couple of mini chocolate brownies with my coffee
last message I had from the Russian escort 3 weeks ago>"Hey thanks for your message. It’s lovely to hear from you again. I’ll be away from the 7th-10th but hopefully I can catch you after that x"why did she never respond to me after that, lads?
>>217017485Sorry to hear that lad, hope you can have it again some day. I do feel lucky having a gf who looks after me, I don’t take it for granted.
>>217017535tell me if i'm wrong but does the customer not typically reach out to sworker in this scenario?
>>217017543llejfoyf
>>217017516infantile toddlerisms are an essential feature of the yookay aesthetic
tummy sore need poopoo
sipping an iced latte with soya milk
>>217017516Yeah ok heatherpaedo we remember from the last 10 times you did your NHS website spam
>>217017516left is clearer so it's better
>>217017535why are they always 'away' or 'in town for a short time'?do their pimps move them around?
>>217017551I did like 4 times over the space of about 2.5 weeks, she never responded to me after thatI just don't get itDid she forget about me? Did she speak to someone and decide not to see me?Maybe she found some rich older client who spoils her rotten, idkThe worst part is getting no response at all. Even a simple "no".
>>217017516left has wway more information and is objectively easier to readdon't like it? sod off to america
>>217017577maybe she died
>>217017496This is a threat
>>217017567It needed refreshing in response to this >>217017186
brown women (camdenpaki) seething againoh my days rorke left is obviously bettah u get me?
OUT OF TOUCHOUT OF TIME
>>217017535why does love hurt so much.......
>>217017571clearer for downies maybe>>217017580yeah, easier to read for people with down's syndrome
>>2170175162 of the only good things about uk is the clarity of communication on nhs and .gov websites
>>217017591Your ritualposting is never necessary. Just delete the folders where you save this shit and get a life.
>>217017516easier to understand for people who are less educated or have narrow vocabulary, which is of course a good thing
>>217017610and everyone else too, yes
UK vs USwhere vs in whichbrits think it's a place lmao
twitter country of origin thing made me realize that most if not all of the horrible racebaiting and spamming is just 3rd worlders tell me why the belgium poster isn't just some bangadeshi or indian
>>217017586Got conscripted to fight Ukraine innit
>>217017576From what I can tell she doesn't move around.>>217017586Nah she's still active on AdultWork, she's read all the messages I've sent her since then.idk what to do. I think maybe leave it for the of the year, then in January, I'll send her another message asking for an incall. I won't mention my name, just ask for a time/date etc.Of course it's possible she has her private notes saying not to see me again, but then she literally said she would see me again.
>>217017640
Urinary tract infection, UK vs US write-ups
How do I get a wife like this
>>217017656Remember when you said you would stop the spam and ritualposting?
>>217017361very ugly poo seal
>>217017686Americans speak to their citizens like actual adults
might play some far cry 4 and larp as a himalayan backpacker
>>217017686seems pretty clear to me on both, don’t see what the issue is
fucking britishers
>>217017726your problem is that you're not mentallly ill
>>217017672She did briefly mention the war in Ukraine saying she doesn't care about it
Kidney cancer UK vs USThe NHS doesn't use terms like anemia because they don't think the populace would understand it
>>217017741ranjesh
>>217017752Why should you have to know what anemia is to get help with your symptoms?
on the port
leftymong going apeshit over these comparisons lmfao
curry for teachickpea and lentil and spinachgot some massive fuck off garlic naan so i might forgo the rice
>>217017752lots of people wont
heatherpaedo got giga triggered that the NHS website says “tummy” and “wee” on a couple of pages
they have to dumb it down because we imported millions of poor people from the across the world and became a third world toilet.
>>217017767Because you're an adult not a toddler?
any toads in?
noooooo its fine!! stop noticing!!!! fucking rorke!!!!!!!
Heatherpaedo
been doing cum tributes when steaming recentlywas at the airport and clearly didn't clean up properly as there was a massive cum stain on my tablet when i took it out at securityhopefully they didn't know
>>217017804ignorance of what specific medical terms mean should not be a barrier to getting healthcare
Watching the Only Fools and Horses when Rodney runs away from home because he's called a rapist. Hilarious episode
nan sorting me out
>>217017804so people with learning difficulties have to just go die? makes sense for america
camdenpaki having a meltdown again
have to agree with rorke on this one. not knowing what anemia is means you deserve to die of cancer
>>217017807more of a slimy slug like creature that slithers about in filth and is more slim than flesh here
>>217017802Are you sure? I have a feeling that Brits have always preferred using childish language, especially since the formation of are NHS
heatherpaedo meltie!!
*screeching paki woman voice*ohhhhh myyyyy dayyyyyyyssss rorke get over it yeah??? why u like dis senpai? u racist for something?
>>217017776Think I might join you and finish the whisky. Almost feel like I haven't stopped, but I was definitely in bed for around 11 hours haha
really rattled the browns with those comparisons haha good job
>>217017862meltdown
right well then it's laundry day isn't it
all this talk of booze is making me want to suck on a bottle of gin
>>217017784curry on a sundaybloody disgrace
>>217017879no that was yesterdya
why do we have 2 testicles but only one willy
>>217017850errr mate we imported 5 million poor browns and blacks in 5 years, thats why it was dumbed down
>>217017820im sure they noticed your screen covered in splooge mate
>>217017888a second willy would be redundant
>>217017886saturday is laundry dayeverybody knows this
>>217017804they have to dumb it down so that northerners will understand it>poo poo, pee pee, does tummeh hurties?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZunwpUOsRNM
>>217017909just say youre a virgin and go
>>217017909so why wasnt i born with no willies then
camdenpaki going absolutely mental lmfao he'll be mentally shadowboxing rorke for days on end over this now
>>217017784Id forgo the naan, rice is what makes curry
>>217017932because you're just one giant willy
>>217017952done that bellend
>>217017945think i have to disagree with thisi love rice but i'd just as happily have a bombay potato or two with a curry
i always complete customer feedback forms just in case it's something that individual decides to get vindictive about
do you want fries with that?
I actually have eight willies
getting blackified
>>217017978Make a friend you boring little man
>>217017952so where can i find a girl who is just 1 giant fanny
my life is a movie
>>217018000that sounds like your mum
>'yeah mate, this photo of me looking like a pure evil rapist is good for my official portrait'
>>217017958soogs had a haircut?
>>217018014bloke bloody loves his jews
>>217018031oo you bitch, put the claws away hun ;) x
>>217017978I always five star every customer service person whether it’s Uber, call centre, Deliveroo, Amazon, even cleaners at the airport. Been there myself in the past and I know bosses love basing their decisions off these bullshit metrics, gotta help out the little guy.
>>217018064ye but i do just in case that one guy can go back and check and then chooses to make my future as a customer hell if he sees i dont do it
>>217018073AI
incel and incel adjacent
>>217018064Well thats a bit dumb isnt it. So you 5 star review employees who completely fuck up your order, do you? You give ranjesh 5 stars for farting into your food on his little bike to hand over your slop do you? Get a clue
africa if it were populated by europeans
Alright team on break at toil not too bad so far fingers crossed I might finish half an hour early and that would be lush
anyone remember when monkeypox dropped
>'Borders cannot be changed by force', says von der Leyennot strictly true is it
>>217017952hahahaha
>>217016796UM x
>>217018073looks a bit gross
>>217018119If you kill your enemies, they win.
rorke begging his ma to get him the complete works of jordan peterson for christmas
What's for luncheon boys?Not sure if I feel like bacon sandwich or noodles or something
https://kinkie.co.uk/used-items-for-sale/used-sex-toys-for-salemakes you think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nac6B__nFl0
>>217018109are you a chick with a dick
what is it with goths and shopping centres
>>217018087I’m pretty sure most can’t see what ratings they’ve received from individual users, maybe if you left a very negative review along with comments about what happened it could be brought up in their appraisal but other than that they tend not to be available to view >>217018105None of that has ever happened but I guess I’m saying I overlook minor indiscretions. Uber is a bit tatty/smelly? Still 5 stars. Deliveroo rider a bit cold and unfriendly handing me food? Still five stars. Amazon customer service jeet clearly just reading off his script and not helping? Still 5 stars.
>>217018111mad how it went quiet when dogs started getting it and the like
Constipation, UK vs US
not strictly toys are they. they're tools
right well that's the magic mushroom caught
>>217018126hi fluttershyare you okay
>>217018150this one looks good
>>217018178Why did the NHS decide to start saying 'poo'? Do wogs not know what 'stool means'?Are they going to say 'wee wee' instead of urine eventually?
>>217018178>starting a sentence with “or”Omds Yanks are retarded bruv
>>217018073wonder how long they take to make
>>217018178based paternalistic house of lords concerned with equal access communication vs the gatekept information of greedy yank corporations
so hungover that water tastes awfulmight actually die today lads
>>217018178poo seal approved
rorke buying a used sex arse because that's all he can afford on universal credit
>>217018202i've got a stool up my arseand the lions share of a standing lamp
>>217018199hi not really xknee looks very badly wrong x
>>217018216Dunno but it looks a bit crap doesn't itFar too busy and hard to discern any coherent form or pattern
just tried one of those scary looking sandwiches you see at the paki shop and honestly that shi slapped
My stool is painful today. Might switch to my armchair instead.
>>217018202poo is a white english wordscots say jobby and foreigns have their own words for it
>>217018234
Why the FUCK do ALDI keep assigning the sexual harassment e-learning course to me? I've done it like 7 times this year already
hey cody I think I have a problem with my stool dude
>>217018236just like god
>>217018260did she really wear this
>>217018271Mandatory for male employees unfortunately
>>217018256no more jobbying the day i assume
>>217018271trannies are 10x more likely to be paedos/rapists because dressing like a woman is a sexual fetish
>>217018271been in the womens' loos again?
>decide to stop taking my medication because i don't think it makes any difference>life falls apartfuck i should've trusted the science
>>217018258indians have 200 words for poo
>>217018304good advice
got the darts on
>>217018304>anuswhat dat mean? de place where de poo poo come out? we am call dat bumhole!
gf very happily informed me that it’s now grey sweatpants season, and so i must wear grey sweatpants from now on
>>217018256what's a stool? like a thing you sit on? sorry, i'm british
>>217018323did the man throw the pointed stick at the wall?
>>217018327*nhs hastily changing it to bumhole*
youll never guess what the n in nhs stands for
>>217018372nigerian health service
>>217018222My winky tastes exquisite lad. Many are saying this
NHS Scotland Constipation When yer arsehole can no longer ken how te make a jobby
>you make posts about what, anon?
>>217017607I don't think I was in love with her, more infatuated.She's still a heartless bitch to not reply.
drinking a coca-cola zero sugar
more of a Snooker, F1, Rugby and Cricket man myself
>>217018387Screaming. are you hilarious scottish comedian ford kiernan
>>217018410for me it's pepsi max
poo
I cannae go to the shitter
>>217018343
camdenpaki mindbroken
just stood up and closed the window
Just put sexual lubricant up my bum after a poo because the haemorrhoid cream made too much of a mess
Och me jobbys are not as frequent
just give her the oscar NOW
>>217018436bizarre thing to upload
walking up the stairs now
going in shower
mad how humans domesticated pigeons, gave them nice homes to lay their eggs then just one day told them to fuck off and now they cant build nests properly because they dont know how
all women should be arrested
elite niggas
>>217018475reminds me of wogs in a way
>>217018462who's oscar?
>>217018475reminds me of darkies that forgot how to make fire
might buy on of those machines that sprays water up your arse after you take a shit
get those tranny buggers out of my goddamned face
no mineponies
>>217018529UM x
this port isnt going down very nicelynot a good batch methinks
nothing ever happens
just heard about the war in ukraineterrible stuff
>>217018517first time i used one of those in france i got instantly hard and had to wank
>>217018563bit early
the mineponies do not know how to extrude a mesh in blender
>>217018595where's that?
>>217018608the middle east
sir pie night
port wanker loves his fucking port
>>217018642>>217018642>>217018642
>>217018630corr could scran a steak and kidney pudding right now and wash it down with a nice glass of ale
