The Rt. Hon. Sir Charles Arthur "Bronson" Salvador OBE KG edition
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Today on /brit/ we're talking about poo, slags, immigration, and trannies. Quite the list of topics, isn't it?
need to lick thishttps://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1763/91/1763913344327.jpg
>>2170222318 love this guy so much. Genuine freak with some great warrior genes
>>217022196this happened with me too recently, had to verify email a couple of times. might just be anti ban evasion going wild because of switching browsers/devices
>yanks be like pass the miracle whip for my candied yams
Won’t wank today. Wish me luck.
SCREAMING that theyve found out most irish/scottish cybernat accounts are from iran or america
>he completes captcha to post inane poo on here
right well this thread's off to a horrible start alrea-wait look who it is! it's poo seal! he's come to save /brit/!
my twink feet fucking stink
>>217022293i can't verify my email though it greys out the submit thing and says please check your browser's privacy/cookie settings whatever and even when i disabled everything adblock 4chanx firefox checkboxes etc it wont work and let me verify
>Pass user since 2017
>>217022332hi poo seal
>>217022375he says hello
>>217022269mousey no
lovely coriander in my curry
chips and vegan sossij in the air fryer
>>217022362turn off enhanced tracking protection, the little check symbol in top corner?
>>217022231dr robotnik ahh mf
British women mostly ugly. It true. Keira Knightly only exception, and even she has not tits
>>217022295no i think after baking the yams with sugar, they eat them with this
>vegan sossij
>>217022432Why are you pretending to be black?
chips are already vegan, what you need two vegan foods in one meal for?
>>217022437Looks like glue
>>217022231>never used a weight in a decade>could still easily lift a grown man and squat with himweight bros...
>British women mostly ugly. It true.
>>217022466“ahh” isnt a black thing unc looool
>>217022335
>>217022231Lucy from Shropshire
>>217022331meanwhile english colonists in scotland vote 99% to stay in the uk LMFAO
might watch trailer park boys again
oilonionsaltgarlicgingerchilli powderturmericcumincoriandertomato pureewaterchickpeaslentilsbutter
mcdonald's app fucke up my order and it's "AI assistant" is dogshitany of you lads managed to actually contact someone?
>>217022231>wife goes on a girls holiday and cucks him with a group of black fellas>divorced, then ends up dead by ODmad
>>217022552It's sort of like Clerks, except more idiotic without any redeeming values, isn't it?*horks like a swine*
>>217022568no i don't eat slop
>>217022555the ingredients in every single indian dish
>>217022584not indian though it's in my flat
>>217022332BAH GAWD KANG!
mad how yanks don't eat sausage rolls
>>217022609yanks think pastry is a dessert
>>217022570retard or your bot is broken
oh its such a perfect dayim glad i spent it with /brit/
>>217022609oh yea?
>>217022269would ravage with my tongue
>>217022642Fuck off you cunt
>make shitpost>get banned>entire IP range gets blocked immediately so can't evade ithow do the likes of ziedy and mousenonce keep coming back then?
>>217022484had it once as a kid, if i remember correctly it smells like marshmallows but tastes a bit like plastic
>>217022599k
>>217022650they call them euro dicks
>>217022661So, your favourite?
>tfw no upper-middle-class Oxbridge gf
>>217022686Lucy from Shropshire
>>217022686what a pack of uggosand upper-middle-class means they're highlighter girls, not heiressesso what's the appeal
>>217022686not a looker among em
>>217022681think i'd rather stick with glue, a classic for a reason
>>217022711>they're highlighter girls, not heiressesAye that's the whole point lid, I want the prim Englishness without the outsized expectations. Also most of the ultra-posh are also thickos, bad breeding potential.
>>217022686all of them will have to settle with a black man or die as cat ladies
>>217022609Yeah weird that. They eat sausages by the car load.
>>217022634That's literally what happened though.
Speaking of Lucy, we all agree that she's 100% innocent ye?
>>217022773considering he's still alive for one thing no it isn't
>>217022686neoliberal teeth on the left
>>217022722far right is a bit of a minger, rest are to varying degrees above average
>>217022758you don't know a fucking thing you're talking aboutget out of my general you fat waste of space
>>217022786It's his ex-wife who's dead you asdan.
>>217022812uh no
>>217022811Brit on vacation here
good
lovely brazilian galdem
>>217022711don't get the 'highlighter girl' name
>>217022711Can you explain what is meant by highlighter girls? I have not come across this expression before?
>>217022753Reminds you of moose?
>>217022841>>217022847top of the class teachers pet typesbasically ruby granger but with less personality
>>217022865who's ruby granger?
Ok footballs about to start guys if you continue posting in this thread you are a virgin congratulations
Arsenal 1 (ONE) EnglishmanTottenham 0 (ZERO) EnglishmanLadies and Gentlemen, you're ENGLISH Premier League!
>>217022779innocent of all charges
>>217022650KEK THIS IS MINE
>>217022869kek rorke forgot about the food
>>217022869Never had a kebab in my life.
>>217022899arsenal position 1 (ONE) in the tabletottenham position 9 (NINE) in the tablethe lesson is clear
imminent terror attack
decided I'm going to take a break from smoking weed from tomorrow. mainly just for tolerance related reasons. will resume around Christmas I reckon, probably start making edibles rather than smoking
its okay we got the recipe now you can leave
>>217022938grow up little boy
>>217022948and we eat with knives and forks here, not our hands
>>217022231>The Rt. Hon. Sir Charles Arthur "Bronson" Salvador OBE KG editionfunny thing is he could have actually gone on to become an MP since his dad was a Tory councillor or something with connections in a parallel universe he's PM right now
Lads, I can't deny it anymore. I LOVE Asian women!!
>>217022869mad how reddit the concept of protesting has become
>>217022961Cannabis is only for adults actually
>>217022862never seen a moose irl but i'm pretty sure we make glue from horses
this is your future rorke
im getting dominos soon!!!!!!
>>217022987unless it's violent it's useless
>>217023005Cannabis is for teenagers. Dont be a mong
>>217022982I love big black women
>>217022920jesus was a rabbi tho
>>217023009why do you always see arabs make these exaggerated hand gestures but never jews?
Miss Finlad
>>217023027
>>217023012domino ohhh ohhs :)
lovely naan
a hippo turns to face you in your bed?
>>217023012I respect your excitement, I don’t get excited for them anymore
>>217023026No, it's for adults. It's harmful for teenagers with developing braind. You're the one being an ignorant mong
Miss Finland
>>217023076wig didnt fall off
>>217023096You still sleep with your mum?
>>217022899Rice, saka, Ben white, Lewis skelly, dowman, nwaneri???
>>217023120the glue's strongmight be gorilla glue
>>217023125well that's him flying then
>>217023137mmhmm
>>217022269same but after a bbc has spunked inside it
>>217023112body like robert pattinson in his pre-prime
>braindWeed addict is a mong. Many such cases.
>>217023007
>>217023218Smelly child-beating alcoholic hands slurred out this post
fuck me just woke up and it's already dark
give cats all they need
Footie status? On.
>>217023264Perfect time to order a Domino's ladDomi no ohhh ohhh :)
being a muslim must be grim imagine going to hell because you forgot to say bismillah when you ate a bogey
>>217023286Oh hell yeah
>>217023286COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORR
>>217023286that's clean bbcs know where to rest they arms on they lower backs/buttocks. these are masters at their art
>>217023339>>217023325>>217023318Need you all castrated
>>217023319NY Post is the most zionist paper in JewSA. I hate that rag.
>>217022840maria :)
well that was a lovely bird getting dp'd by massive black knobs
>>217023360All decent people support Israel
the bbc spam I’ve had to endure on this website has actually messed with my brain
>>217023319Karl right againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXgQydyC_7g
>>217023388Rede digga
>>217023319Truly a miracle
>>217023403How so, Brian?
nicotine is the intelligent man's drug
>>217023403not a racist myself so it rolls off me like water off a ducks back
>>217023229well you asked, but i guess you're too short to show up properly in the photo
>>217023403that was new york post mate, no the bbc
>>217023286do they not bump willies inside
why do common rorkes hate israel when their favourite rorkian politicians all love israel
Joe Bogan asking guest if he's evah troyed Day Em Tay
>>217023443This isn’t me btw
>>217023450most rorkes itt love israel too
>>217023403Suffering from PTSD from BBCBBCSD if you will
>>217023443this is me btw
step up nigga
>>217023461Joymie, foind thayt cleep... yeah, thayt wun...
hate that twat Arteta
>>217023443hot dang
>>217023483wheres the poo
I just start thinking like hold on are they dicks actually bigger or is it just a meme
why is the thread full of freaks go away
>>217023319reckon itd be more newsworthy if she had been damned born with a brain! right lads?
Went to the masseuse, asked for a neck jelking.
had a wank and my spaff came out ice cold :/
>>217023512sup, neck jelq anon
Do you find Cote d'Or to be, shall we say, the preferred confectionery of the pale skinned gentleman?
Mad how dumb normies are They could be conquered and not realise
>>217023536the fabled cryowank
>>217023533They finally caught rorkeIt's over
>>217023549been saying this since the wuhan flu lockdowns
>>217023545bet her farts smell awful
>>217023545that bra is clearly too small and not offering any support at all
>>217023545yes sex please
>>217023545Her facial expressions remind me of that '40 year old 25 year old' meme
>>217023545she's made for the beeb
>>217023610old birds are vile
>>217023545Could use one of these in my life
Hate the jews. Hate the Serbs.
>>217023610with the lights off
>>217023634a wild incel appears!
it doesn't loom as i am off until wednesday
Virgin man but still look down on kissless freaks
how is it only 5pm? day is dragging
*farts on the dog*
>>217023583so sweet x
when a redditor gets uncomfortable, they immediately throw out the “incel” jab.
>>217023688need it to be 7am tomorrow already so i can go to toil
>>217023610Leftypols mum requesting a clapping
>>217023218how predictable that a low iq mong like you would get excited by a typo
>>217023545does she show them off or just post silly videos like this?
do you tip people who deliver your food?
when an incel gets uncomfortable, they immediately throw out the "redditor" jab
going back in time for today's stroke session
Yeah nice body type and posture lad. Clearly the result of no gym whatsoever, hunched over a computer and drinking a fair amount of pints on the daily Lol
>>217023610you'd be happy if your wife aged like that, i reckon
>>217023730yeah would like to spaff in that
>>217023724they don't get the tip they get uht full 4 inches
>>217023688I only woke up at 11, half the day gone in the blink of an eye. Not even quality sleep due to steamingtoil
>>217023730
>>217023730who?
>>217023730who is she
>>217023724yes, but we tip in restaurants here too
>>217023730that pussy looks delicious
>>217023730Sauce pls :)
>>217023771sasha cela
>>217023730CORRRRR
poo seal cant talk you IDIOT
>>217023724i gave one a £2 coin tip once and he gave me a funny look and didn’t say thanks so I didn’t bother again
>>217023748nothing wrong with a dadbod
>>217023793Thank u x
>>217023808she gurgles in the poo
Trossard 1-0 36’
>>217023724Occasionally a pound coin but usually nah
The softness of the female figure. The lady lumps as it were. Fat well placed
>>217023824women prefer it actually
Poo seal is so forced
Did you keep yourselves posted on the Limerick Post today lads?
>>217023808we can train him
>>217023873no they don'tbe quiet
>>217023822German guys, why are you like this?
>sasha celadidn't know the british isles could produce sexo of this caliber
>>217023868>a pound coinwho are you my nan when i was six years old
I don’t understand why you can’t post nudity here? You still have to be 18+ to post here so it doesn’t make sense
>>217023724not in cash, i do if the app has an option for itdid once tip an amazon delivery driver a tenner in cash though because he brought me 20 cans of lager at the height of a heatwave
>>217023900because otherwise every board would just be a porn board/brit/ is for big discussion well thought out posts opening your mind to new ideas
just woek up from my drunk napthat port hass done me in
>>217023786Screaming
>>217023822Who is she?
>>217023873honestly, yeah
>>217023927so why is it 18+
LETS GOOOOOO
>>217023959because you can curse
>>217023959the site is 18+/int/ is part of the site
2-0 Eze 41’
>>217023963>not having a sunday roastngmi
>>217023963what's that like half a pizza
>>217023963Didn't know Nationwide did pizzas
No one has the slightest clue what is going on within the CCP politburo. Could China invade Taiwan next year? Maybe. Might China never invade Taiwan? Also maybe. Stop pretending anybody has any idea.
>>217023925AI or filter causing reality distortion around her
>>217023927If that’s the case then why is it fine to post soft core porn ?
>Error!>The search backend is currently unavailable.
gosh darn it
>>217024001Why would China invade China? Think Taiwan just needs to stop wanking.
stop posting attractive women I'm going to end up wanking
i swear if arsenal doesn't win the title this season
chapsyour preferred search ergine (excluding google) ?
>>217024044You swear what? What will you do?
>>217024056who?
>>217024057Askjeeves
>>217024027China might invade Taiwan because they are pesky little bugs and brown nosing the yanks and japs too much
>>217024057I'm a simple man. I use the duck website.
>>217023963I got a large kizza delivered for this price a while back and gave the delivery woman 30 quid and told her to keep the change. I had seen her deliver to me before, looks like an ex junkie. Old white blond bird with the no teeth look. Should probably ask her if she could suck my cock next time
>>217024061i'm still thinking about it
>>217024061ah mate we were all doing a job of ignoring his posts until this. come on lad
>>217024057duckduckgo
that lass in that sainsburys advert is fit
>>217024099Sorry lid I just came online
>>217024057that green one
>>217024056grim
haven't submitted any ID to any porn site and never willgosexpod is Russian owned and you don't need any globohomo id
need a tart on my arm
British army sponsoring sky sportsVery American
I'll repeat what I say But I'll never explain
>>217024117Yeah, shame she only likes bfg cock and snozcumbers
They don't think it be like it isBut it do
Ashley Graham or Ada Wong?
https://x.com/liamwreford/status/1992486562500862171Very wholesome video
>>217024160why do I find her so painfully mid?
reading SAAFE is interesting Prostitutes are pretty open about liking big cocks
>>217024295why is darts enjoyed only by the most basic deano britmongs
>>217024348Just say you’re a virgin and leave it at that mush
>>217024327obviously. they have bigger fannies than average
>>217024327It's like bragging rights for them to say they've taken huge dick I think. Also after taking miles of cock I imagine only the big ones can touch the sides
>>217024327every woman likes big cocks
>>217024348Because they know how to have fun unlike your lot
>>217024366if people with no gag reflex can excel at deep throat scenes, why cant you accept that women who take cock for a living have more accommodating vaginas
imagine iraqi gf
sorry to upset some of you but having a big cock doesn’t have anything to do with pleasuring a woman
what was his problem
lots of different cocks will stretch her out, but one cock several times a week for years...won't? is that the logic here
LETS GOOO
>>217024463it's true that simultaneous clitoral stimulation and vaginal stimulation gives a woman the most pleasure, however being able to stretch out a vagina with girth is critical in the latter
>>217023610reminds me of that bit in lost in space
>>217024490didnt say anything about stretching. some women are born with bigger fannies than others just like some men are born with bigger cocks than othersthe ones with bigger cocks and fannies are more likely to go into porn
>>217024463true, but constantly imaging big cocks brings these guys a lot of pleasure it would seem
>>217024505It’s about how you use it it’s nothing to do with the size
the dominos guy has driven past my house what the fuck
Women all use huge dildos yet you believe they don't prefer huge cocks
>>217024441i had one very big areolas
>>217024538only the ones with bigger fannies can do that
Mental how we are all so knowledgeable about fannies aha
>>217024564i've seen a tiny skinny woman under 5 foot with a tight fanny take a monster 12 inch python with significant girththe whole thing went in
Dominos guy just flew over my house
>>217024590dogberg getting a look in
>>217024590nice feet FREAK
>>217024513oh yes, every girl remembers when she first had her vagina measured, anxiously waiting to hear back if a career in porn was recommended
>>217024590rorkes dead creps at the top
do women who go into prostitution have high sex drives?
>>217024593Oxymoron innit
Went for a coffee earlier.
>>217024590oh my days rorke state of those creps
>>217024610Aha
>>217024593fanny size doesnt correlate to height>>217024622doesnt need to be. everyone intimately knows the size of their body by going about their day and that tells them what they can and cant do. they dont need to measure to go into porn any more than you need to measure your height to reach the top shelf in tesco
>>217024643Aha, yes lad, seize the day and all that bollocks
>>217024653dogberg took a shit on your pizza mate
>>217024643by earlier you mean 7 years ago cause thats how old the pic is
>>217022094>>217022094>>217022094WE'RE ALL IN HERE
>>217024653it lush it bloody lush
>>217024653Go on, give him a slice lad
>>217024590what's your side dish then?
