On that qz grind edition
>>217022094Time moves really slow and I need to let it go
total woman death subedition
drank 4 hours ago and im already hungoverhow does that work
>>217024739I gave him a meatball don’t worry
found a new egirl to simp overi want to smell her hair and place my knobule betwixt her ample bosom
Sex'd the maid while the missus is out getting blacked
>>217024758err dogs cant eat meatbals
>>>/sp/152111538
>>217024786They are pork meatballs
>>217024781Alri clogwog long time no see
>>217024790so bizarre seeing him outside this generalhis ramblings make even less sense
>>217024780me too
>>217024802Alri
giving dogberg a malteser
>>217024790So he’s a football fan
>>217024824How's life treating you pal
>>217024813at least he's having fun
>>217024832its spainmong
how do girls get their hair so smooth and shiny? my hair has always been coarse and chaotic
>>217024847no it isnt
>>217024832he's a city fan
>>217024853conditioner
>>217024664vaginas aren't static in size, they constantly expand or contract depending on hormones, like the time of the month or arousal levels or pregnancy. the way something feels can change day to day
Corr just seen they're doing a new Buffy remake if anyone remembers that
>>217024780>>217024815post them
have to have my fan on through the night, even during winter, or else i can hear my neighbour snoring through the wallswouldn't be too much of a problem if it was a woman but a man snoring isnt something you want to be hearing really
>>217024880and depending on the size of willard stretching them out
>>217024879And people are trying to say that would feel good for women? It doesn’t even fit
>>217024879sauce
>>217024905i can hear when my flatmate wanks through the wall
today is my birthday and this is my cake
>>2170220944chan uncs found out about the quarter zip memes?
Hamas.
poopy poo smells lmoa x
see that huws gray on the referees shirts? Welsh company
>>217024938how does he wank through the wall is he a ghost
>>217024919grow up
writing a book about a niggergoing to call it "the nigger"
>>217024900she is pretty
>>217024975why not “a nigger book”?
>>217024975
God likes winners
what do people do when they sit alone at a restaurant, cafe or bar?whenever I do this I can't wait to leave within minutes
>>217024991bit unfair
>>217024991
why do blacks stare at you so much?
>>217024905exberg used to fall asleep when we were on a call, she'd insist she wasn't falling asleep but then 30 seconds later she'd be snoring like a fucking chainsaw, and it wasn't cute
Showing my nan AI videos of grotesque fleshy creatures and telling her they're a new species found in the caves of Indonesia
installed custom firmware on my 3ds to play pokemon romhacks :>
I ate too much and now my tummy hurts
>>217024939Happy birthday mate xxx
might take up vaping to lose weight
>>217025054maybe you should have sex instead
>>217025036because they're antisocial
>>217025081Get on the 'empic
>>217025028don't know I tried going to bars on my own a couple of times to watch football when I was away for toil and it felt awkward the whole time so I left at half time and watched in my hotel room which was much better
might take up raping to lose weight
>>217024939You’ve nicked this off Twitter haven’t you
>>217024939happy birthday lad x
>>217025081for me it's the niccy pouches
brian
>>217025081ah yes become addicted to both food and nicotine, fantastic idea
>>217025103i'm not that fat, just got a bit of a double chin and a pot belly. can't stop eating you see
>>217025028sit on /brit/ with your phone 2 inches from your face like im doing in the pizza shop queue
I hear its over for rorke
>>217025036they don't
>>217025124good choicethrow used niccy pouches on catberg simple as
so fucking fat, forgot I was going to get za tonight and stuffed a meal deal down my throat
Need Elon musk to start selling those brain implants so I can /brit/ post my inane thoughts without the need for my phone
>>217025079>>217025114thanks>>217025111no its my cake i can get other pictures (but it is half eaten now)
>>217025140i already used to vape (and smoke before that) and i was very skinny, now i don't have niccy in my life so whenever i get restless i find i will eat something
... supper time wearing my excellent glasses watching the Yorkshire Auction house on Really on my TV via puck in home ...
28 days later isn't even that good. No idea why the franchise gets so much hype.
>>217025207more things to consume is never the answer, just stop eating, which is easier said than done I know, but figure out how to stop
microwaved braized beef and mash for din dins
pre toil mania kicking in. want to die
God forbid a white boy get a lil motion
Glyndŵr was the greatest war leader Britian has ever produced, see the result of the world leader servay of the last 1000 years, where he was listed in seventh place
>>217025173Mental lad, you still ordering a pizza later?
>>217025147he's been done since this dropped, now just a mess drenched in sweat
>>217025222habits generally have to be replaced with something else, it's not as simple as just eliminating one, it doesn't work in the long term. you might be a paragon of willpower but the rest of us mere mortals have to make compromises
If you own a "smart-watch" you deserve water drip torture
>>217025265i own a smart ring
>>217025198I see well happy birthday
>>217025260oh no no no no rorke
>>217025263replacing it with something else that's addictive is shit though. it's just kicking the can down the road
>>217025292rorke trembling
Todays threads have been particularly badFeel like some of you need to get a clue
>>217025308every habit is an addiction
>>217025258yh:)
loom status?
News of the rebellion's success spread across Europe, and Glyndŵr began to receive naval support from Scotland and Brittany. He also received the support of King Charles VI of France, who agreed to send French troops and supplies to aid the rebellion. In 1403 Glyndwr had amassed an army of 4,000 in his first division, and 12,000 soldiers in total. A Welsh army including a French contingent assimilated into forces mainly from Glamorgan and the Rhondda Valleys region commanded by Owain Glyndŵr, his senior general Rhys Gethin and Cadwgan, Lord of Glyn Rhondda, defeated a large English invasion force reputedly led by King Henry IV himself at the Battle of Stalling Down in Glamorgan
>>217025325if you've been here all day then you also need a clue you fucking loser
>>217025215How much does he weigh
>>217025369Got a bit more of a clue than the cunts who sit on here spamming porn literally all day
>>217025385you're a homosexual are you?
>>217025278So do most women, smart enough not to let you in you seeSeriously though any good? How much was it
got a smart cock-ring
supposed to get up to 38 didgeridegrees today. take the piss.
>>217025397If I wanted to see porn I'd look up big boobies on google mate
got a smart ring it makes loud noises and bad smells when it's time for me to poo
need a pale soft-spoken gf with big chebs
any of you lads from the south east want to visit escorts together? i don't mean actually shag them at the same time, just walk up to house where the girls are in case it's a scam
>>217024838Busy with work
>>217025325my bad lads it cos i've not been here
>>217025238he won sumo and all he got was a fucking fish?
wish I put that £25 on pokerstars instead of a fucking pizza it wasn’t even worth it
>>217025448quite a big fish though tbf
Find me an English-run whorehouse with British working girls
It’s not fair how easy life is for yanks
kinda just assumed ariana grande played dorothy
>>217025481That's like 3 months wage for them
>>217025433would if i were there mate, i'm a bit of an experienced punter myselfsaw an escort once where she just gave me her address and didn't ask for a deposit before i showed up, the thought crossed my mind how easy it would've been to rob her
>>217025454you can literally buy 4 dr oetker pizzas from tesco for £4.50 you daft twat
>>217025481mental. they truly live on easy mode
>>217025481all comes at a cost lad whether you see it or not. and the cost of this style of convenience is the earth
>>217025513Fucking bitch thinks she's ari
>>217025481very ugly house
>>217025481+$20k/year property tax
>>217025517Dunno what that means mate
>>217025517Shut up gaylord
>>217025517>>217025529>>217025530this is cope
Cynthia treats Ariana like she's a child with Stage 4 cancer
My dog thinks he’s getting a walk tonight sorry mate I can’t be arsed
>>217025481what having no free healthcare does to a mf
they're just friends x
>>217025552it is ugly, but I'm still jealous
>>217025572get him walked you lazy cunt
>>217025587isnt the black one evilshe looks evilthey look like enemies
still waiting on this motherfucking bastarding pizza in the freezing cold pizza shop
Reckon they've bumped fannies
>>217025587I thought this bald black woman was in her fifties. Turns out she's in her thirties and only a few years oldier than Arianna
>>217025572based, hate when the little pricks think you owe them a walk
>>217025433Coooorrr fancy spit roasting a dirty sket together lad?
mental how many foxes there are out in londoni saw about 10 of them on my incel walk to sainsburys
>>217025587they're so clearly in love and ariana's bf is so clearly a beard xx
>>217025433can we hold hands?xuwu
might watch a movie haha imagine i just did that lmao x
>>217025623Nah I don't want to do thatBut we can shag different girls in different rooms
>>217025664watched angel heart this morning me, mad and mental situation
Cynthia is six years older than Arianna
>>217025685great bit of kinography that
did she really wear that
glod
playing to zanarkand on my guitar like a 12 year old with big glasses
>>217025673is that you
Chicken kyivs in the oven x
>>217025719i wish haha
Do any of you lads know any grotty UK dating sites? I don't mean mainstream ones I mean properly filthy ones full of Jeremy Kyle guests
5000 images deletedFinally off the muck
>>217025743tinder
do women pretend flirt to bait you?is that a thing?
>>217025754yes
>>217025743adultwork
>>217025614Just smearing the poo on it for you lad x
>>217025770how can i tell if it's pretend or actually real?
>>217025791not be autistic
>>217025806right well how do i do that
>>217025754yep
>>217025184>tf>tp>The Bulgars (also Bulghars, Bulgari, Bolgars, Bolghars, Bolgari, Proto-Bulgarians) were Turkic semi-nomadic warrior tribes that flourished in the Pontic–Caspian steppe and the Volga region between the 5th and 7th centuries. They became known as nomadic equestrians in the Volga-Ural region, but some researchers trace Bulgar ethnic roots to Central Asia.
got the baby monkey torture videos on the big telly downstairs
>>217025666Not sure about this idea
>asking /brit/ for advice on women
nth for the baddiedem
plotting what sex positions to try with the next escort i see>69>face sittingany others? if I can get hard and maintain it, what's the best position?
>>217025878fit as
My dick doesn't get hard anymore. I need to lose weight
Shagging someone I shouldn't be tonight
eze hatty black excellence sadly used against neoliberal values
>>217025791if they're flirting with you they're pretending
...
>>217025932*jiggles your belly*
>>217025835CODE!!!!
>>217025905Grim
Wonder if any escorts have been shagged by multiple /brit/ lads
>>217025673>>217025730
>bradfordnormie sadposting againctcp!
berg
Planning my holidayGoing to southern italy Might zip down to malta as wellGonna be lush and i mean lush de lids
>>217025944sad but trueif she's really flirting with you then you will know it
>>217026020haha look at his shitty little beard
>>217026019what you on about now
>>217025513shes ‘slim’ but still looks fat wtf
>>217025481Mad how in 50 years you can own this
>>217026036don’t be rude
>tabloid rag says that King Charles III has been removed from the throne by a royal coup>get home and check because this would have massive financial consequences as we would need to once again re-face all of our currency>not a single word in that effect in any reputable news articleHow can they print literal lies like this?
>>217026068he long
>>217025530this LOL land of the free
you're supposed to give me attention when i post the sad aris
>>217026083that’s a mare
>>217026043posting pics of that anorexic bint when you want pity again
malfoy and his mates are serious krumheads
>>217026020wahey
>>217026070Based if true
>>217025999We could arrange that!
>>217026143Don't think I have ever posted a picture of Ariana Grande.
>>217025935Ever shag them up the arse?
sooooo... about the Cynthia and Ariana situation...
>>217026174they are obviously doing whatever lesbians do it'll all come out soon enough
I was just watching Thunderbirds and some sounds started while the characters were talking to each other on the radio and I thought they were doing a joke where there was some interference that sounded like farting but I got perplexed and tabbed out and it turned out some gay fart porn have belatedly loaded in another tab haha
>>217025754Only in secondary school.
>>217026214erm
New Netflix tv UI is terrible. Search for a show on imdb, click on it and it just starts the fucking episode. Doesn't go to a screen with a blurb first or anything. Everythings shifted about. It's just worse. UI devs need to be shot. They just change things for no reason to justify their jobs.
feeling very lowgetting a bit sick and tired of my miserable lonesome existence
any decent animated tv shows or films that aren't anime shit?
If bro manages to get hard, he is gonna bust in 2 seconds, then spend the rest of his alotted time getting sucked back to erection
>>217026221>tfw got baited into telling a girl i liked her in secondary school, got rejected and have never tried again
mental that we have to work on thursday whilst yanks don't government doing nothing about it as usual
the fuck was mikes problem>>>/wsg/6027470
>>217026289well thats pathetic. one thing goes wrong and you literally let your entire life be impacted? grow up you fucking woman
>>217026242It's actually fucking shit.Last night I was trying to find my continue watching lost and it just wasn't there, starting at the top I went down at least 10 rows and it wasn't there.Actually had to search the show typing with a TV remote. Need these cunts BUMMED
>>217026191>come outOnly the blind can't see it. They were stroking each others fingers and shit last year or whenever!
>>217026324It fucking crushed me, and how could I trust a woman after that?
was reading about a fascinaitng vindictive rape war in Manipur State in North East India on /pol/ yesterdayThe Meitei (hindus) and Kuki (christians) keep kidnapping the other's women to rape them as revenge for when of their own women get raped.There was a webm video of dozens of women being dragged naked into a field by the Meitei in prep for a great raping. Exhilarating stuff.
>>217026274No just watch anime
>>217026415you are genuinely mentally ill. normal people aren't like this.
>>217026429id rather shit in my hands and clap 2bh
>>217026274zootopia 2 in cinemas next week
>>217026421Mental
>>217026421
>>217025743fabswingers
>>217026421you talking about the yookay right?
Friendberg taking sick leave because their child died. GP asked them if 2weeks would be enough?
is tuna pizza rorke or leftypol
>>217026474Have you watched heavy metal or Ralph bakshi's wizards?
>>217026546normie prick BTFO
>>217026565T. GP
pooing shit from my obese willy
no reason for a woman to be holding hands with another woman like that
>>217026556leftypolrorke has the meateor
just got a call from lib dems fuck off
>>217026274Yeah loads
This homebrew dadberg dropped off is utter swillBut it is 5%And so I must persevere
I’ve just sat through three hours of so called acting and that kiss was the only convincing moment in It
So this is it, the final brit
saka rapidbash dua lipa
Is this generally actually full of women and benders who unironically like wicked and ariana grande?
*leafs through a dog-eared, three month old copy of Top Gear Magazine in the /brit/ waiting room*
>>217026876they kept the *special acting* for their personal life x
>>217026921?
>>217026900looks a bit like a young Sting x
naanizza for tea
>>217026902>generallywhat's a generally?
>>217026902it's literally one turboautist that spends his entire life lurking /brit/ and posting arianna images
never smoked meth or crack or heroin
never asked
this is why I will never do online dating because I would be that guy who makes women cry
>>217026876no Iuck catching them killers then
>>217026999zcmraing
DIARRHEA ALL OVER THE FLOOR OH GOD WHY DID I FART NAKED
>>217026952Autocorrect>>217026972Wow
Britain CRIES OUT for mandatory abortion
If you switch your preference of tinder to men you get 100 like in a day. Crazy how horny fags are
room is absolutely ponging rn
>>217025747I've thought about doing this before but I just know I'll just be starting a new folder like a week later
For me?I'll be having some chicken tenders, marrowfat peas potato waffles and a spicy bean veggie burger
really dont care about this wicked shite or this fucking cats shite or this fucking strictly come dancing SHITEwhat we need is a proper gangster movie again, a good mafia film and i dont mean propping robert de niro up with joe pesci and a load of fucking de aging cg, i mean a proper gangster film with someone like ryan gosling or something in it
>>217027093I'll be eating cum
>>217026999might do this but knowing my luck (bad) one of the women will actually find me attractive, defeating to point in the first place
>>217027100gangster films are too problematic now sorry
>>217027056if women had this much test they'd be just as horny too
eating poo
>>217025959393OTIM-597
>>217027117I send a lot of messages to women which will obviously not get me anywhere. Can't believe I've not been banned yet.
>>217027100
big batty oriental gyals
Chicken kyivs are out. We are having them with oven chips, beans and a glass of Pepsi Max. Going full council estate dinner tonight lads x
>>217027187proper scran that
>>217026900ginning cunt will still finish 3rd, fuck shitbull
wish i were a young handsome millionaire race car driver
>>217027244never say never
>>217026274arcane
>>217027158cheers lad x
>>217027278you just said it twice you bhenchod
don’t know how you have confidence to put yourself on tinder I could never not even if you paid me
>>217027278unfortunately i am now past my prime and am decidedly mediocre.
Why are redditors so upset about illegals getting deported. I fucking hate reddit
that's me in the corner
>>217027316no point unless you're 6'1 overone of my mates is tall and ugly and he get's 100+ matches
>>217027322they're massive faggots
there is no “if it doesn’t work out” IT HAS TO WORK OUT I WILL BE RICH
Kiev, not KyivTurkey, not Türkiye
>>217026914good post x>>217027187nice one x>>217027184timmy's crush>>217027372well said
>>217027339
>>217027341I'm 6'3 and I get zero attention from women at work, not even gentle flirting
>>217027341I’m 6’0
>>217027372incel, not shagger
i refuse to say kyiv because ukrainians come here and do shit like call krakow krakiv and that's just not fair
>>217027187Coooorrr post a cheeky wee pic for the lads
>>217027419you genuinely must look like a monster/be morbidly obese
Two (you)’s from ziedy and dtfic, feel a bit sick now
any 5'6 gigachads in
>>217027475ktim
Love a good Japanese looking Scottish ho you know what I'm saying
>>217027513>>217027513>>217027513
>>217027452not fat, not conventionally ugly either. This retarded belief that being tall means guaranteed pussy needs to die
>>217027443baza
wish i was even more malformed and hideous so people (the society that made me like this) would be even more terrified of me
Need to wank myself until I'm no longer black pilled
>wish i was even more malformed and hideous so people (the society that made me like this) would be even more terrified of me
