starts in 1 bong and 41 bings
>>152109112fuck off you cunt
>>152109118rude
>>152109112Anime
this game will be boring af. all corners and long throws.
someone make a proper thread once lineups are announced
>>152109164nothing wrong with this thread m8
>>152109164Why can't you?
>>152109236not his responsibility
This is the threadFuck your śoylenniall aesthetic sensibilities
>>152109118Why are British posters so rude?
>>152109112the thread that this derby deserves
>>152109272It's 4chan. Not as if this is Reddit.
How have Joao and Tel been, Spursbros?
>>152109306why are you trying to shirk your own responsibilities?
>>152109309tel's not done much really yet. palhinha's been very good at tackling everyone.
>>152109309>>152109320Sorry for the whole scam thing, friends
>>152109112This is THE thread get in here lads
>>152109112not a fan of the lineup going in order of shirt number. not a fan at all.
>>152109486
>>152109309>anime kys srsly
>frank playing 5 at the backcowardly. this will be a slurper.
>>152109486State of this lineup
>>152109486>>152109510Mikel Arteta names Piero Hincapie at centre back in place of the injured Gabriel Magalhaes. Mikel Merino continues upfront in place of Viktor Gyokeres who is also out injured. There is positive news as Noni Madueke and Gabriel Martinelli are back on the bench after injury.Arsenal starting XI: Raya, Timber, Saliba, Hincapie, Calafiori, Zubimendi, Rice, Eze, Saka, Trossard, Merino>Subs: Arrizabalaga, White, Mosquera, Martinelli, Norgaard, Madueke, Nwaneri, Lewis-Skelly, DowmanThomas Frank reverts to a back three for the match with Arsenal. Kevin Danso comes in at centre back while Mohammed Kudus starts.Tottenham starting XI: Vicario, Spence, Romero, Danso, Van de Ven, Udogie, Palhinha, Bentancur, Richarlison, Odobert, Kudus>Subs: Kinsky, Tel, Gray, Simons, Bergvall, Johnson, Porro, Sarr, Muani
*solves football*
arsenal win this 1-0 from a corner
Where is frieren and where is dragushin?
A FUCKING CHICKEN
i am here now
>>152110039looks like germany is <0ºC, are yall enjoing that rusky gas to stay warm, are you pigeons cozy?
>No Cockeres4-0 to Arsenal
help, I have yellow fever and need a cure.
>>152110010dragusin did his knee he's been out for a year
This is the thread
Thomas Frank looks like a Wallace and Gromit character
>>152110104Imagine the smell
>>152110104>he thinks there is a cure
Is Merlino a wizard?
>>152110104>I have yellow fever>Posts a French snowbunny
Is this the thread?
I wouldn't mind seeing Spurs get a win. but probably not gonna happen.
>>152110104Date one, they're far more Type A than the porn you consume would lead you to believe.
>>1521100700° isn't so bad when playing football
>>152110207not french
>>152110104unfortunately there is no cure
>>152110231>I date a shitty ugly onecool mate
took fraudiola to join the premier league to see liverpool and arsenal win the league kek
Arsenal 1 (ONE) EnglishmanTottenham 0 (ZERO) EnglishmanLadies and Gentlemen, your ENGLISH Premier League!
tottenham bulls rattling in their cages waiting to violate arsenal
oy vey rememba da invincibles
>>152110257Oh thought that was Lowkeydeadinside
WHATEVA DA WEVA
COYS
ARSENAL ARSENAL ARSENAL ARSENAL ARSENAL ARSENAL ARSENAL ARSENAL ARSENAL ARSENAL ARSENAL ARSENAL
God this song is gay
The problem with Arsenal is they always try and walk it in
Dont be shit for once spuds
did you lot know that 99% of twitter are just indians and nigerians?
champions of Europe you'll never sing that
Lol @ the Emirates pretending they have an atmosphere
>>152110325sounds pretty good on my feed
>>152110265My dick was too big for a couple of them so that made me less inclined to going after them. The duality of big dicks and tight pussies.
Saka being captain is retarded
There are no good black captains
/sp/ really is dead isn't it
COYS!!!!
Do you remember xavi simons
Surely Spurs is not time wasting 5 minutes into the game.
>>152110383what about him?
dead thread
who's that blonde she was good
This has late Richarlison winner written all over it
>>152110420Richarlison
this is going to be a boring 0-0 isnt it
Tottenham have spent €650m in the past 2 years and it feels like they haven't improved at all.
>>152110406Vvd is the captain
>>152110445A NLD always has something retarded like a Danso og after Vicario kicks the ball in his face or something
>>152110408/arse/ stays in their thread and nobody likes the Spurs
>>152110463>Tottenham have spent €650m in the past 2 yearsThat can't be true. Chat is that true?
>>152110408united don't play until tomorrow
>>152110487am here buddy dontcha worry, the official representive of /arse/
Cam on ya spuds
>>152110296More like lowkeyobese heh
>>152110530you're gay if you wouldn't bang her anon
67
>>152110527(((Who)))?
>>152110527thats a man
>>152110104apply lead directly to brain matter at high speeds
But what if I want both teams to lose_
>>152110577I miss lamela so much
Can we please remove this from the game.
>>152110554If you're desperate and have no standards, women win
>>152110527there's only one girl in a spurs shirt anyone on /sp/ is interested in
Reply to this post if your club has won a major European cup this decade
>>152110563ohhhhhhhhhhh shit!
I sleep
>>152110597>have to take a set piece in limited amount of time or you lose possession>no attackers allowed in 6 yard box before the ball is into play>football:fixed
finally we can answer the age old question: what would it look like if stoke played stoke?
Have you verified your e-mail today?
Gentle reminder that one of these teams has a European trophy
arsenal are horrible to watch aren't they
>meant to be one of the biggest derbies in the world>both teams playing like its a friendlyFUCKIN SOUTHERN POOFTAS
need asian wife badly
>>152110660Spurs are a 2nd half team, and arsenal are a 2nd place team
wish i had some peanuts
bit of a slurper this
Spurs are fucking BORING to watch.
Slurp
>>152110660Makes sense why Persil are advertising period stains in this game
arsenal truly are boring cunts
BORING BORING DERBY >BORING BORING DERBY BORING BORING DERBY >BORING BORING DERBY BORING BORING DERBY >BORING BORING DERBY BORING BORING DERBY >BORING BORING DERBY BORING BORING DERBY >BORING BORING DERBY BORING BORING DERBY >BORING BORING DERBY
So it's a slurper
>>152110700who?
globohomo: the club v judenrat: the club
Fuck this slurper I'm gonna have a wank instead. What should I watch lads?
>>152110711Moongirl
ok lads lock in we're about to kill these yid cunts
Cant believe I dropped everything to watch this
so this is the best team in England?
Black women
The only time long throws have ever worked was Delap for about 6 months
>>152110755
didn't want to visit rwanda but then i watched this game and now i seem to want to visit rwanda
need a spurs red card
why does every single commentator and pundit in england fellate saka even though hes shit? is it because he looks like a chimpanzee and theyre scared of being called racist?
>>152110770Yes
Saka is clearly just shooting
Refuse to believe that the monkey looking man ”Saka” is of the same species as whites. He does not look human.
>>152110793Yes!
What a slurper. And i need to stay up to finish my deadline
>>152110776you planning on spending christmas day posting about black willies again this year lad?
>>152110750Arteta brand football is absolutely dire. Move, dive, moan.
>>152110806what are you working on ricebro
EnglishPoo League
Fuck I've got a 100 word essay due tomorrow but I don't want to miss this game what do
>>152110770Imagine just taking a solid bite on one of those cheeks
WHAT A PASS
>>152110813So THESE are the neoliberal values I've been hearing about
Every spurs fan deserves to be shot for thinking they're even remotely equivalent to arsenal
PIO PIO PIO kruu kruu kruu
BOSSARD
uhhhhhhhhhh when are arsenal gonna start bottling it bros
did he just do the bergkamp goal
>spudmen
>>152110736have i ever lied to you my bretheren?
They're going to win it this year, aren't they
Lucky deflection
is this yall """""DErby"""""""?
>>152110852No, not even close
>trossard and merino Arteta is the greatest floor raiser coach of all time
>>152110856Thought you were just planning a terrorism
>>152110728>moongirllel
How long does Trossard have left (to live)?
Why does Trossard look so old? I'm pretty sure his hair is dyed but it looks so naturally grey.
Now what you cowardly cunts?
Just realised Tottenham are playing
>>152110861Don't be ridiculous.
>>152110770Based
>>152110875not yet
Why did Neville go on like that goal was some great victory for football, Spurs are only copying Arsenal's terrorismball
>>152110877remember when you posted about how your willy was 10cm and thin? very small willard that.
If Frank had his way football would be played without a ball and everyone running around
>>152110900Jamal seething
QUE GOLAZO
IT'S OVER
>>152110875Terrorists are winning
Right, that's me off for a wank then
Israel has fallen, hamas with their arsenal are unstoplable
Tottenham are unbelievably shit
EZ
bath and bed see ya faggots
>>152110950can I watch?
arsenal is still choking the premier btw
>0.05xG against Chelsea>0 shot attempts against ArsenalEuropean champions la
>>152110964how old are you, 80?
Goals from open play? Not on my watch
INTER vs AC MILAN in 2.5 hours!!!Do NOT think today is over yet, there is more to come
So when do Arsenal choke
>>152110972We didn't score in the final either
>>152110924yes you did>10cm en dunis what you said
Thats offside obstruction of view
Were Brentford really this boring? I don't remember Frank being so anti-football
Where's the fella who posts F1nn5ter? I fancy a wank tonight lads
>>152111006Thought you'd like Arsenal mate, bet the cronem all support them
Frank out and Ange back in
>>152111017>he thinks arse get held to the same rules as everyone else
tottenham have yet to record a single shot this game
Arsenal could bottle it but the problem is there's nobody for them to bottle it to
Nigga who gives a fuck about random Belgian retards posting history
>>152111055We haven't recorded one but could we at least consider one?
>>152111006
>>152111045Keir Starmer supports them mate, they're Neoliberal FC
>>152110325Objectively does you seething mong.
richarlison looks a bit like rashford
>Frank was a fraud after all
Jokes.
>>152111045how so?
>>152110991i was about to write this i already turned this stream off after eze's goal
Might join the British Army
>>152111088It came off a spurs player last anyway so it wouldn't have mattered
>>152111033he supports City.t. /sp/ stasi agent
perhaps no slag posting at HT since we're all trying to refrain from sin(even if momentarily) in this materialistic world.
half time slags, Asian edition
>>152111081It's the beak
It's half time, you know the drill
halftime gyaldem
>>152110970Cope
>>152111104yum
I'm bored, Rabbi
Well, this match is overWhat do we do now?
>>152111104>>152111113>>152111120>>152111123Not enough melanin
>>152111120>That uggo in the back where she belongs
>>152111101Nothing sinful about sexy women, the whole point of life is to have sex
Post Arsenal slags and wives
>>152111205Corr bet she goes like the clappers
MESSI
>>152111205Thought he was into black chicks or was that Graelish?
>thomas stanky
>>152111159Here you go senpai
>>152111205
>>152111156Real wootchers would finish this match. Then the milan derby, then the MLS playoffs.
GILLEEEEETTEEEEEETHE BEST A MAN CAN GEEEEETTTTT
LOLLMAO EVEN
>>152111250This is culturally inappropriate
>>152111277your country isnt even realknow your place fryboy
>>152111264Did they ever recover from THAT ad?
remember to hydrate bros
>>152111118His what?
>>152111240Was Grealish, probably tanked up as she's buck toothed and built like a fridge
I dont think i'm gonna toil again after this year fuck it I got three weeks off for xmas i'll drink everyday, shit post on here and then off myself
>>152111256I've been there
>>152111324love yourself and want to live
>>152111225Bet she does a decent dinner
>>152111324Genuinely thinking of jacking it in tomorrow so I can finish at Christmas, just don't know how to tell them
Kek Eze who was supposed to join spurs is on a hattrick against them
fiasko
>spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds
>>152111324Based, apart from the offing.I've barely worked this year and worked about ten days, if that, since August. Just can't be fucked with it any more
>>152111324Surely there's grander ways to go out than that.
Okay I actually am off for a wank now, see you lads next week
How can Spuds turn this around, bros?
3-0..fuck Tottenham, useless bunch of shitters
Spurs bros ...
This is the history of the tottenham
6-0 and cocaine frank sacked in the morningu heard it here first
This'll end 7-0 and I won't even care
>3-0>still a half of football leftthis could be even more embarrassing for spuds here
>>152111324cmon lad take it easy, life is harsh as fuck now but simply deciding to live rather than give up is already a revolution against modernity.
>are you tottenham in disguise
>>152111347Her surname is Fryer?
>>152111392Need me a curry bunny
>>152111311that's a man
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYONE SEEN JAMIE O'HARA?
CAM ON EZE
>>152111324not worth it lad
>>152110071I am a psychic, one more goal to go
>>152111461Their kids would be fried rice
Chelsea heem arselel next week no doubt
>>152111324why do you want to die lad?
>>152111506>chelshit
i mean this literally and unironically, eze scoring a hattrick against spurs is more humiliating than spurs winning the europa league before arse
wahey someone fired a cannon
MOST
FFS
APOLOGISE
HOLY SHIT
what a fookin goal
what the fuck was that
>Raya
Palhinha deserves better
>Richarlison's monthly wonder goal before he does nothing again
sucks not being able to celebrate a goal like that cuz you're losing
Homing pigeon
>>152111568Preview to the Hexa
this doesnt sli-ACK
Does the Swedish twink not play anymore?
Is Arsenal gonna choke this?
neoliberalism lost
>>152111641Stay away from our women
50 mil btw, no refunds
CMON SPURS
>>152111669Just need time bro
>>152111641Fluke goal in an otherwise solid defensive performance
why do brazilian players have such bad attitudes?
>>152111682until the next one goes in
>>152111691Favela mindset
arteta has the most punchable face ive ever seen
>>152111708curtis jones has the most punchable face in the prem
Arsenal will choke again
Just imagine how many goals arsenal would've scored if their team wasn't severely compromised. Imagine they actually had a striker on the pitch or bench lol
If I take that off, will he die?
>>152111764this
Just imagine how many goals spurs could have scored if arsenal didn't score and richarlison scored a couple of goals and spurs keep a clean sheet
bros wearing a chudmask to hide his receding chin
Tottenham does not look like a team that has spent half a billion dollars in two years
>>152111805it's a miracle they're competing
Jazzy Semens
le chews gum aggressively man
Son died for this
Chavvy Siemens
merino loves a dive
>You now remember Moussa Dembele
Arsenal haven't got out of 2nd gear all match and are still outplaying Tottenham.
>>152111860Me asking for a mobile phone for Christmas 2005
hincapie looking like a good buy
crappy weemans
>>152111851But he rose again anon
>>152111895kek
Eze hattrick! What a signing for Spurs!!!
HATTY HATTY HATTY HATTY HATTY HATTY HATTY HATTY HATTY HATTY HATTY HATTY HATTY HATTY HATTY HATTY HATTY HATTY HATTY HATTY HATTY HATTY HATTY HATTY HATTY HATTY HATTY HATTY HATTY HATTY HATTY HATTY HATTY HATTY HATTY
Sir Zohran Mamdani supports arsenal
humiliation ritual
Eze like a Sunday morning
I've seen enough. Bring Big Mate back.
>>152111962KekKEK
GWAAARN EZE
>plays like shit whenever he plays>gets a hattrick against spurs
Eze is goodbut this is just spuds playing like shit
Bring back Ange I don't care
If this is how good Eze is, imagine how good Xavi Simons must be
god i miss ange sack that danish fraud
Might want to put someone on Eze at some point, lads
Is this the new Mbappe ?
Do Spurs players know this is a derby?
vicario denied us a super hatty kino :/
>>152112072I don't think they know it's not a training session
Why does this retarded ref keep standing directly in the way of everything
>half of the supposed die-hard AWAY spurs fans have already leftwarra trophy for OBJECTIVELY worst fans
>>152112126KWAB
>>152112126The so-called 'God Six'
Madueke is so shitEstevao is so much better than that bum
Is this anti-semitic?
most pathetic thing about spurs is that no one has been wiped out yet
>>152112197The mid six
>>152111506>chelshitHoly coperino
>>152112239Of course it's Rape FC. Look what they're doing to Tottenham.
>>152112206hello assyrian chelsea fan. how is södertälje tonight?
>>152112239spurs confirmed to getting raped by bbcnatural position for a club who has a pride flag permanent on display in one of their stadium's corners
>>152112126
>>152112239>Rape FCWhy would he be wearing a Man Utd shirt?
>>152112277I will dig up your mother and rape her corpse
>>152112239SEETHING
Is GOYkeres ever going to play?
based declan rice body checking muttthe white man marches on
>chimping out when leading 4-1 Nigger club
send that assyrian eagle nosed favelinhian pidgeon out
Xavi Semens looked like he was going to cry
>all those empty seats in the spurs section
>>152112239got a point
I hope Milan - Inter gives us a better derby fight, this was pathetic from Spurs
Is greta thunberg supporting the arsenal win?
Madueke 2025/26 EPL stats>5 games >0 goals>0 assistsNiggerbros…
>>152112477yes, she doesn't like israel
>>152112470the fault is your own for expecting more from spuds
>>152112239True
>>152112477>>152112501greta is gonna lead the next war against the jewish cabal so ofcourse she would be a BIG supporter of arsenal football club.
Up the arse
>>152112530Those lips are made for one thing
>>152112530this is female code for i do anal?
>>152112470The great jahysenal will not be defeated
GG EZE
>>152112629Idris is actually an Arsenal fan so this tracks
>>152112591Us this her implying she's getting pumped by Saka
One fucking thread for a NLD is a fucking travesty *spits* fuck this place
>>152112698baseball, huh?
