chappy edish
This has been eye opening
>>217027525It’s just midgets coping
>>217027598Says it all really
>>217027598wonder if mongs will clue in that the entire culture war was pushed by nigerians and indians or they'll still fall for it
>5'6you might as well transition if you're this tall, you're barely a man
>>217027590that's fake
There's Something About Mousey
behold! saviours of the white race
Why are Brits/Americans so averse to the metric system? Must say we were exclusively metric during uni so when I got dumped into the real world and started seeing imperial measurements everywher I almost fainted. Metric just makes sense.
Jewtin will gain a quarter of Ukraine and defeat the West
Me fr
now this is kino
>>217027657didn't these North Koreans hired by Russia become complete porn addicts the moment they got some internet accessIf Kim Jong Un dares open up 1% his regime is over.Not that dictatorships aren't ubiquitous worldwide but his unique brand of authoritarianism isn't sustainable if people merely get a glimpse of what they're missing out on.
>>217027641say that to my face bitch
>>217027756get a fucking clue.
please keep posting screenshots of where different Twitter accounts are located it’s so fucking interesting mateOh my days the daily Romania account is actually based in Serbia oh my dayssss LOOOL that’s actually jokeeeeeeesss ahahahhahah
>>217027801cry on moshe/sanjeet
young hoes cook everything on high
>>217027801do the needful rajesh sir
>>217027801did your favourite account get exposed as a saaar, nigerian or jew?
Rorke forced to watch western woke trans teletubbies cartoons cos he hates that "chinky anime shite"
>>217027849>>217027845>>217027828Not really lads it’s just boring when it’s been posted a thousand times today on /brit/
>>217027719It's french (gay)
>>217027886perhaps you spending your entire life here is the problem
zoomer memes are actually toooo funny
>>217027922Factsssss but still
>>217027719imagine how much it would cost just to change every road sign to km/hnot only that but speed limits would have to be rounded up/down to whole numbers, reevaluated where necessary, and for at least a generation nobody would have any intuition for them and get into more accidentsall so that you can show the world how much of a poofter you are
>>21702795567
Holding my sweaty cock in one hand and shit posting with the other while watching netflix I'm very skillful you see
apparently if your funny you can get women easily. How do I become funny or is it something that has to come naturally
it fucking looms
>>217028001women love when you tell them about poo seals I heard
>>217027979
>>217027959well it's not exclusively that We musn't forget that Ford, Reagan and Bush I all signed legislation making metric the preferred system of weights and measurements in the US government.Where they fucked up was making it voluntary because Americans are LAZY.Even guns use metric (mm bullet sizes).The imperial system is genuinely for benders. Real men metricise.
>>217027657We seriously need Operation Barbarossa II
>>217027979Still have no idea what this means
>>217028001are you ugly? give up if you are becuase nothing matters if you're ugly
>>217027988Some day they're going to simulate posts like this in a giant computer. Repeat after me: Gi-ant, com-pu-ter. Giant computer.
rapid tappy @ gherky
>>217028052radar alert...radar alert...unc signal detected
>>217028001You must train up like Daniel-san in Karate Kid. Tell us your best joke.
>>217028001Women find you funny when they find you attractive
>>217027513I am still pissed off about the fact that girl rejected how is dating a 22 year old bad at 35. I am 22 and I think I am more mature than most millennials
>>217028060This >>217027756 is me
>>217028068Account based: Israel
>>217028075Women found patrice o neil funny
>>217027979that's gen alpha albeit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMK7aIdmjeU
>>217028115he was rich
6 is afraid of 7 thoughever.
>>217027853which bucks are you
>>217028158Before he was rich
>>217028039where's the benefitstandardised design conventions i get, but units are just trivial
>>217028164Oh do fuck off
go steelers
just found out unc means uncool not uncle
might start up a bossman chicken shopbut run by a white bossman
And obviously she's white. This bitch deserves to be in an oven.Majority (or at least half) of white women are the dregs trash of humanity. They have no honor, no dignity, no decency, no intelligence, nothing. A bunch of retarded mindless depraved degenerates fat whores with no morals. They are litterally cockroaches. I'm sometimes ashamed to be white when i see them.Are the jews right in the end bros?? Maybe the white genocide is based after all. At least half of white women deserve to disappear.
I need a good comedy movie to watch.
reckon I might get on the gay sex apps
Almost finished physical Asia, not sure what to watch next.Maybe that cooking competition show...Thoughts lads?
>>217028234I would be ashamed to see myself in these videos.
>>217028189you will treat me with love and respect
>>217028294ive got a couple of thoughts for you, first one, go sign up to wordpress if you want to blog
just started raining quite heavily
Require autism gf
where's mancbenderwhere's shitland
nth for the holodem
Killed a Frenchman in March 2008 in self-defense.
>>217028313And what of good blogonius?
>>217028234All we need to do is ban porn. Sure, women are women. But, the goonerism is the issue
>>217028234incel crash out
It's over.
>>217028388What did he do and how did you kill him?
when the fuck are we going to overthrow the state
Don't know about white women in other places but British women are horrific
>>217028479american women are nice
>>217028472Get Christmas out of the way and then we'll give it a go
>>217028479women should be enslaved
>>217028339Workington or Dundee?
you lot just need to find nicer ladies, they do exist
>>217028388sat on him, did you?
>>217028517neither
>>217028491Got any going spare
someone post the webm
>>217028613Here you go
rorke on the ropes
I shot a man in Reno
>>217028548don't know any
Lmao bro
hello my literal enemies
>>217028664KEKKKK
HAMAS
>>217028664mayo ppl humour
>>217028664fucking idiot
just shit on my own foreskin
the autistic right wing gf escaped again
nigga bolognese
>>217028686drip
>>217028613
>>217028642keep in mind a lot of those people are brown
>>217028692hi :3
Qatar made me shit my paints
Got the Simpsons Season 1 on
>>217028825The stuff that dreams are made of :D
>>217028863good lad
>Yin bibble
>>217028772account based in iran
>>217028642YEsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
>back in my home town for the weekend>see someone I knew from school>they give me this disgusted creeped out look and immediately walk awayaha mental. first time I've seen someone from school in years as well
>>217028641What a jolly lad he is
Might post the N word.
is it true that the english are ashamed of their celtic admixture?
slept at 6pm and woke up at 4 i am so silly
>>217028825
The N word
The evening snackage
>>217028970janman gona get you
>>217028914They either didn't recognise you and wondered why this freak was staring at them or you are a disgusting freak. I live in the town I grew up in so I do see some people from high school about town or at work occasionally
>>217028914Had 2 old classmates walk up to me and ask if I was anon from school and they walked off laughing when I said yespromptly went to the booze aisle and bought piss to drown in that evening
>>217029017Generic seafood meat ^.^
what are you lot getting your mums for xmas
>>217029017sainsburys is just good isn't it
>>217029017absolutely disgusting not to mention unhealthy
>>217029017Those seafood sticks are vile mate. I always mind this one woman at work who used to eat them, she was one of those pear shaped women with the fattest arse going. I can only imagine her fanny reeked of seafood sticks
ever seen any ghosts?
>>217029082seafood sticks are mint
>>217029055why can't you just have some backbone matefreaks itt irritate me so much
>>217029082Corrrrrr
the state hates us and wants us gone
>>217029017even your choice of chocolates are shite you tranny
>>217029017love seafood sticksI splash vinegar on them and they're pengaleng rape my arse tier yumsworth
>>217029082why do you keep saying 'I mind' to say remember? Are you trying to start a gimmick?
english niggas be like mummy can you pass the piccalilly please
Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan
Anyone here with a skinny dick had sex ?
>>217029032To be fair they might have thought I was staring at them because I was looking at the train timetable behind them before I realised I knew who they were
>>217029103what you want me to do go and batter them?
>>217029181no one here has had sex
https://vocaroo.com/1omhHlckw2tX
Do you think being unable to spot things makes one functionally retarded?People tell me to grab X and point me to it but I just gawk impotently and don't know where to look or what to do. I just stand there.
are aussies americans or yuropoors
>>217029210asians ennit
>>217029196no you fucking mongjust stand up for yourself a bit and confront them for being cuntsmaybe don't go get pissed over some words
>>217029150Ive only said it once lad? Is this some sort of gimmick or are you an aspiring noooticer?
>>217029210antipodeans
i want you to produce me some produce
>>217029017woke up this morninggot some chorizo
>>217029209I do the same thing, I look everywhere except the thing they're talking about
>>217029209that's autism mate
>>217029197there is a chad irishman who has like 12 thousand instagram followers
>>217029222you have definitely said 'I mind' at least twice today
>>217029181Nah mate, I'm like Gary oakYou can't deny my girth
anyone else noticed that atheism has become a lot less sexy in recent years? how do we sexualise it again?
>>217029254
>>217029221off to the paki shop for tins now thanks
>>217029283You are a based noooticer and both those posts are me haha
take the boobtuber pill
>>217029210both
mad how the pope personally condemned nick fuentes
australia mogs america imagine how many cool foreigners you can meet there, since the smart ones avoid visiting this country for all the obvious reasons
>>217027513>spamming this ugly trollop every day in between tranny posting >>216997215absolutely no way you don't get bummed on the regular
>>217029209nah you're retarded for other reasons
>>217029408weird ass Brazilian freak nigga
>>217029389LOL is that actually legally binding
None of you lads are actually dumb enough to "chat" with LLM chatbots right?
rate my fish 'n chips
anyone know the code/who this lass is?
>>217029448rate mine first
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/QJAQI3cI3qleb8ceaOdZaA/order/asc/doing some investigation
>>217029440It's basically replaced 80% of what I used google for
I changed my style in a way that is lovely
Gf spent £115 on Jellycats this afternoon
>>217029513Like what
>>217029448>>217029478The British have been done.
[to leftypol united fans]he deported your dahe deported your daaaanigel faragehe deported your da
Been furiously stretching my foreskin today lads.Basically have 95% cured my phimosis, only issue is I think the foreskin is still adhered to the glans.Seeing a GP this week, hopefully they can give me some cream or minor surgery to fix it.
>>217029525as christmas presents?
>>217029343
>Lakshmi Mittal, one of Britain’s richest men, quits UK>The ArcelorMittal founder, worth £15.4 billion who topped the Rich List eight times, has joined a wave of the super-rich relocating overseasNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONOOO NOOO NO NO NO NO
>>217029451yeah
>>217029379Australia is an ugly wasteland full of dysgenic euros and chinks
>>217029528walkthroughs for games, tech advice, learning how to use a new language or library, cooking recipes, stuff like that
>>217029525think theyre missing that part of the brain that says "perhaps i shouldn't"
>>217029522
>>217029343prefer fraeya me
Belgium
shite thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7xmoFumiaw?&t=3408
>>217029548https://male-initiation.net/library/gallery/frenuloplasty/frenulum_tying.htmldid this13 years ago, it was a piece of piss it didn't even hurt
>>217029588>cooking recipesM8 what it just makes stuff up
>>217029657Idk that sounds like a fairly normal chilli recipe
theres no fucking way im clicking that
Caliph al-Ayylmaobid
https://male-initiation.net/library/gallery/frenuloplasty/frenulum.html#startthis site solved all my dick woes
>>217029680the first thing I thought when i saw it was "is canada gonna click that?"i'm glad you posted this otherwise I would never have known
uh oh heathermong phimosis spam!
>>217029739Done him
oh its him that explains it
can tell it's him too cause of the one/two letter filenames and dogshit cropping
>>217029728https://male-initiation.net/library/gallery/frenuloplasty/frenulum.html#startRead what Harmen has to say. I got the same excellent results
hate him
mental how smart you look when you're sarcastic
Absolutely fucking grim thisHow is the UK going to function when every kid is either feral, or some Minecraft ChatGPT blobby little cunt with ADHD?Who's going to do all the jobs when they can't operate a computer?
Hate Google AI overviewTakes everything you say extremely literally unless you type in a full sentence like a mong
>On the Internet you can hardly find any pictures about frenuloplasty. That's why this site has been made, knowing what it could look like might be of help in taking decisions. It's also important to know that having a short frenulum never provides a sufficient indication for circumcision.>In my country most men are uncircumcised. Most circumcisions are performed for medical or religious reasons. However, some men want to be circumcised for cosmetic reasons. They like an exposed glans more than a covered one. A simple frenuloplasty can often get you almost equal results. The foreskin can be skinned-back permanently in most cases and there are no ugly scars of cutting the foreskin. >Besides, it's much easier to masturbate. By keeping the foreskin intact the many nerves in this piece of skin give pleasant feelings too. Why then cut it off?Thank you, HARMENAn invaluable resource for men
>>217029650you did it yourself?
>>217029845first time in british history murder has happened is it
what you asking mummy and daddy to get you for Christmas then lads? x
>>217029943a switch 2 x
>>217029892Yes, in late 2013. I didn't think twice about it. I still have some of the thin nylon thread I used. It was actually quite an enjoyable experience. No pain whatsoever and I didn't use numbing cream. Turns out the frenulum doesn't feel as much pain as you might imagine.
beau greaves is a whacking great whale of a woman
>he calmed down on the obsession with black cocks in particular>now he's just posting about cocks in general
Got the second season of real squid game on, Hope this black woman fucks up and the reds with the musician wins
virgin, work at asda, no friends, never been to a party, nightclub or a pub.I turn 40 next week.
>>217029958but you've stated previously that you retired from hymen snapping when tinder came out (2012) so you were administering expansion with your fucked up phimo willy, sir heatherchad?
>>217030022don't believe you
>>217030022
me and T getting long doughDrove all the way to Amsterdam just to have a 3 minute convo
listening to breaking benjamin while I shadowbox my demons in my bedroom
>>217030035Bad isn’t it
I want to stick my tongue in Emma Watson’s ass crack.
mad what time can do , 2022 besties on different paths. one is posting coombait on tiktok with her giant knockers, the other is posting Christian arts and craft
>>217030022You the lad who does van delivery?
>>217030022>never been to a pubgo on your own you bellend
deep in thought mfs be like "hmmmmmmm"
>>217030105No I don’t think he’s as old as me.>>217030118That’s not the point
>>217030144ktim
>>217029943deportation of all wog beasts
>That's not the point40 year old virgin with no friends, but there is a critical point to it all that we don't understand
>>217030033Yes. And I NEVER had phimo. Please get it right. I had a tight frenulum. I could still retract my foreskin completely, but I sometimes felt a slightly twinge of tightness.I could easily have lived with it, it didn't impede on sex. It was a mild case. A lot milder than any of the examples on that site that make the penis bend forward. Mine didn't do that.However, being a perfectionist, I wanted my foreskin to peel all the way back unimpeded. And that's what I now have. My foreskin retracts fully without any tightness.
>>217030169bit expensive. that's gonna have to be your christmas and birthday present combined x
>>217029958fucking how?
>>217030191You are untermensch and have gone through several surgical procedures to be a facsimile of a normal person.
>>217030191who fucking cares mate
And I had sex after my frenulum tying, the sex felt much better without the tight twinges of the previous frenulum breve. I felt liberated that my dick would be pulled as far back as her or I wanted and I wouldn't feel tightness.
>>217030022what went wrong?
so instead of baiting with fake stories about escorts he's now lying about being 40 and a freak?
malevolent spirits about
Wtf Katherine Ryan used to be fit
>>217030274more like severe mental illness
drowning out the gay porn demons by submitting to the stella artois demons
https://youtu.be/WvmUZGS92c0Listening to Sleep Token
>>217030208Nylon thread and sewing needle through the foreskin in increments. You pass the thread through then tie a surgeons knot and cut the excess of. The thread will cut through the frenulum in roughly one week.
>>217030298she used to have someone else's face on her face and now she doesn't
alri
>>217030322take the femdom JAVpill
>>217030307most mental illness is caused by demons
Here he tells you where to tie your knots>The first tying up was performed at stripe no. 3...https://male-initiation.net/library/gallery/frenuloplasty/frenulum_tying.html#start
Heathernonce you are profoundly mentally ill. On the same level as mousey.
>>217030406do you have a single source to back that up
so the tonsil stone posting was really about how he used to have tonsil stonesand the phimosis posting was about how he used to have phimosisso we're gonna find out the black knob posting was really about him getting bummed by black blokes, right?
>>217030458think he's just a malformed freak that got oneshot by porn
CJOB-189 Horny Older Sisters Fight Over Me, Slutty Blowjobs, I Was played to Ejaculate Alternately...BEST - Akira Erie (Arai Erie, Yuka Osawa)
>>217030437I had a tight frenulum and cured it using this great method not many people know about. I'm incredibly happy with how it turned out.When before I felt pinges of tightness when I pulled my frenulum back too far, my dick now glides effortlessly and smoothly without restrictionIt feels great! Totally liberating
been playing superhot vrand now everything seems like its in slow motion
>>217030520lil timmy tightpecker LOL
IPX-816 The reward is by mouth. Fellatio management of a beautiful boss who loves pacifiers Nanami Misaki
>>217030345There's no way I can do thatI'm gonna see a GP and say it's still tightI went to see a GP and then a Urologist 7 years ago. At the time the Urologist recommended a circumcision, which i really didn't want, so I refused and said I'd just try stretching it. I was very inconsistent up until a few months ago when I decided that I finally need to fix it.I've been stretching it a lot the last few weeks and made good progress. I can get it fully back when flaccid easily, when erect it's still tight but I can get it over the glansI'm hopeful they'll just offer a minor surgery. I really, really do not want a circumcision.
>>217030548nun he cud do
I'm not one of these nutters but I have been struggling last couple of years.New gf snapped my banjo string so that's gone.Then the actual rim of my foreskin was an angry cracked skin mess for months. Even if I gave it a couple of weeks, one or two shags/wanks and it would go back to being cracked and scabby.Seems to have magically fixed itself now like.
doing milk farts
tricking rorke into bisecting his frenulum
The scraniel bedding field as it were
>returned to my parents for the weekend>they've replaced my mattress >hardest thing I've ever slept on in my entire life>I've slept on softer rocks>dadberg asks me how it feels>tell him honestly that I slept horribly and hate the new mattress>he's now pissy with me because he spent like £500 on it and is acting like this is somehow my faultgetting awfully sick of that bastard
IPX-781 Beautiful Private Teacher Nanami's Kissing Lecture Private Lesson Nanami Misaki
Drag Queen Story Times are the Jimmy Savile of our generation
Favourite Christmas snack?
>>217030616nice one lad
>>217030661stollen
>>217030631nip bitch
funny how /brit/ is like 90% normal lads having normal problems and the remaining 10% of the posters are utter fucking lunatics who should have been sectioned years ago
>>217030683she's peng
right, the skinny small boat cronem, theyre well into their gherkin night shift arent they?
>>217030661Onion Rings. They're dangerous though. I can polish off a bag all by my lonesome but will 100% throw them up later. Just can't help myself. I eat them until I feel sick every time and never learn my lesson.
>>217030699I wish it was 90% ladI'd post on .gs more but it's a bit Hobgoblin and Bill Bailey
>>217030616love a bit of dirt on my waffle things
>>217030709demons are acting through you to get me to masturbate
>>217030661Cookie tray served alongside hot coffee, and cracking walnuts
>>217030738rorke turning up to this shithole thinking he's in good company but they all tear him to shreds for being an autistic freak anyway
At first I went to my GP who gave me a steroid cream to rub into the frenulum. That did precisely nothing. I grew frustrated and demanded to have a circumcision which the hospital agreed to. I was even given a surgery date. A circumcision would have been complete overkill; I didn't need a circumcision, I needed to release the frenulum. I'm glad I didn't go through with the circumcision but instead found out about frenulum tying. It's something that's so easy to do yourself. I get it, the idea of sticking a needle through your frenulum might not be appealing, I was nervous too. But once I psyched myself up and did it for the first time, I realised that it was almost completely painless. On a pain scale of 1 to 10, I'd score the 'pain' 0.25.
did a wnak
>one and only>first and foremost
>>217030824what's wrong with these now
>>217030742I rebuke your statement in Jesus name amen
boing
>>217030699this freak is actually spending the whole thread trying to convince people to stick needles into their cocks now, but janny will 3 day ban me for saying nigger
>>217030868>>217030868>>217030868early but you won't do shit
Snettisham is a village and civil parish in the English county of NorfolkIn 2024 Snettisham received national attention on account of its feral chicken population. Residents reportedly had mixed views about the birds.
>>217030846
>>217030847You have to remember how mentally deranged this cunt isHe spent months spamming about black men raping children because someone else did it and his parasitic mind latched onto it
>>217030878hope the relevant authorities are aware of this
>>217030831the two words in each line have the same meaning. There is no reason to say both.
>>217030893Sir Keir knows
>>217030892i mean it's nothing new from himbut the staff are effectively as bad when they insist he must stay here
>>217030616they call it that cos you just gotta get thru it
>>217030741Black pepper lad, it's pengaleng
