buccal fat edition
>>217065159vandalism
can we all admit dogs are a tad overrated
>being selectively sensitive to auditory stimuli grow up
what the fucky
>>217065159the blue man group aren't looking very blue these days
Need to stick my tongue up Emma Watson's anus and taste yesterday's leftovers.
>>217065188rorke will not be pleased
right so who elected the bond market?
Just watched last nights im a celeb that little faggot YouTuber is getting on my nerves
my plan today is to stand ominously outside my nearest primary school at 3pm
fuck sake accidentally started hovering again
*vibrates*
why did I take this week off work, I literally actually basically have no plans
>>217065397comfy
but lads, men’s mental elf!!!!!
>>217065432*high fives you**pats your back**kicks a ball about*
why tf would you spend that much on a watch
>>217065397Go hiking in the highlands
>>217065343erm, what for?
>>217065446Makes me proud to be British this
>>217065446When they say lioness do they mean r euro winners???
>Robert C. Davis argues that people from Britain (often called English in his sources) were among the many Europeans captured and enslaved by Barbary corsairs between 1500 and 1800, taken from ships and coastal raids, sold in North African slave markets, used as galley rowers or household labor, and sometimes ransomed back to their families or states
>>217065480Well he’s a fucking retard
>>217065480the raped
Ordered an iPad and it’s coming early so I have to wake up at this time. I’m so sleepy :(
doing a little depression think aren't I? Feeling sorry for myself, low as an earthworm's belly.
>>217065521Rich are you
I feel a cold coming on
>>217065530No x
>>217065543Well then explain it
Tomorrow is gonna be the biggest shit show of 2026Pound will tankGilt yields through the roofStarmer and Reeves on the back foot (again)Zero meaningful welfare reformHigher taxesRich people emigrating in drivesUK heading towards insolvency
Strongly feel that every comedian is a terrible person.
you tell her Fatima, this budget needs to see more funds allocated to the brave black single mothers in this country
>>217065564And what of the Greggs sausage rolls? I'm gagging for some sausage roll
>>217065564What should I do before tomorrow then
>>217065446life changing money for a fucking watchsomething something down with the bourgeoisie
>>217065592It’s an asset
>>217065159need to lick every square millimeter of jenna
>>217065564Oh no, whatever will we do without foreign billionaires who send their money through tax havens anyway?
>>217065594and how will it benefit society?>>217065604very based
>>217065592how do you even successfully resell something like that
ffs rorke the economy is not like a household budget, not hard
Morning ladsBeen 4 weeks today since I saw the Russian escortShe's fading into the past now
I don't think that mong doomposting about the collapse of the economy is correct, I actually think there will only be good news tomorrow
>>217065627/Britfeel/ is down the corridor and on the left
>>217065637I posted it about here first
jay slaters mum on good morning Britain asking for “jays law” to stop internet trolls lmao
Things I like on women:>hairy armpits>big noses>muscular calves>slightly fat tummy and hipsam I secretly gay or do I just want a woman to give me masculine sons??
>>217065497https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PfxXh_3O5k
king charles said it himself. will you now claim that he's a fucking retard as well?
I refuse to listen to a song twice unless I physically cannot tell if it's a good song.
>>217065480>Robert C. Davis argues>arguesyeah I don't think it's really debatable
>>217065731based schnozz enjoyer
gingerpedo on the tear this morning
In addtion to the Naughty and Nice lists, Santa should have a list for autistic people like me where if you put your name on the list it means you actively do not want to receive gifts and thus are also exempt from having to buy gifts for others and exempt from being made to feel guilty about not doing so.
midwesterners will see this and say something like "wouldn't want to mess around with that driveway in the winter"
>>217065807that's more of a chance than I'll give it. If it's not good in the first 25% of the duration of the song it's over. I don't want to wade through a bunch of treacle just to get to the good bit
why haven't you moved to australia yet
catwoman in the arkham series is so fucking hot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YAjJFn3m4k
>>217065855What about minimum wage workers with no university degree? Will they have me?>>217065858not allowed that anymore due to the woke. Heaven forbid a young lad gets a stiffy playing his video games
it is with a heavy heart I must report I did not pass away in my sleep
quick liquid poo then off to toil
>>217065564didnt realise this was pol mate
>>217065855because i have a mother and father to look after all these motherless fucks "emigrating" well good for you you rootless cunts have fun being an immigrant youre no better than the indians and pakis everyones complaining about
>>217065964*Moves mum and dad to Australia where they're 500 times happier than the uk*
>>217065964>rootless cunts
>>217065855Who says I haven't
I think white people should be able to go wherever they want :)
>>217065964not actually true though is itbecause they're emigrating to a [nominally] anglo country with the attempt to find decent work
>>217065855What's baffling to me is when Brits move to Dubai. Why the fuck would you ever choose to live there.
thinking about how Australia and New Zealand have the highest percentage of Chinese anywhere in the world outside of East Asia
>>217066058huge pay and fuckall taxes, then once they're minted they move to wherever they want
Reminder that 90% of /brit/ comes from the old gentry and probably studied at Eton too
why the fuck is this tard spamming some woman named susan
school mate moved to Dubai for a bit to do some engineering work. He didn't stay long though only like 1-2 years I think then came back to the UK
Just got six sevened
>>217066060could be worse
>>217065731Big noses are the only good thing you've listed
>>217066124better?
>>217066029Kys
wahh wahh wahhcry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry you stupid f*cking cunt
>5 people killed in car crash this>woman randomly set on fire by schizo while riding subway thatI need to stop looking at the fucking news it's turning me into a paranoid nervous wreck
>>217066176the raped
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_diasporadoing some light reading
In the UK 68% of Whites own their own home. For Indians it's the same, 68%. For Pakistanis it's a bit lower at 58% but rising steadily. Sadly though only 14% of Black people own their own home.
Sir Six Sevener
i know its you, stupid fuck.
leftypol/rorke posting is going to be KINO tomorrow lads can't wait
>>217066198the raped
oh nononono
>>217066195their fault for living in london instead of jaywick
big huge c17 flying over headbloody loud
Heheheheheheheheheheheh
>canadaim a very patient person. into the filter it goes
>>217066281what's so funny
mad an actual nonce (has posted literal CP before) can just spam /brit/ with no repercussions but post a thread too early and it gets deletedconsequences of a brown janny I suppose
pot calling the kettle black
>>217066300he's having to ban evade because he keeps spaming dumb sh*t. to him 4chan is like a video game, he gets a kick out of doing it. sad i know
>>217066225Fucking hell, absolute dribbling morons will see that reply and think he's actually made a good point.
Australians like to have a whinge about immigration and fair enough like everywhere else we are "mysteriously" getting infinity Indians but we are blessed to be one of the few countries white people are still moving to
every time i send chatgpt a messageyou can tell it was mostly trained on reddit
>>217066302*flips the vpn on*>mad that....yeah mate truly mental
>>217066350vpn isn't going to unrape you is it though mate
the raped
>>217066345What are you thoughts on the British immigrants you receive? What about the Irish?
cba lads x
>>217066371>doubles downyou sound upset about me being raped. have sex some time you pathetic faggot wanker
sir cromulent fuckstickle
>>217066383Need more british roses
>>217066383yeah they're sound shagged a few Brits in my time and they've always let me spaff in them no questions asked
when brad tells chatgpt literally any idea
>>217066395>faggotyou've had a willy up yer aris my lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2P8bMN1E70&list=RDe2P8bMN1E70&start_radio=1
>>217066330It's ok, he got btfo anyway
non stop fucking issues with this car blud
the six sevened
The human brain is divided into two halfs though only one is capable of communicating..
remember when Del fell through the bar
Curious how ever since spaino stopped posting the thread has become about 5 times worse
genetic failure(s)
business idea: edible fleshlight
Six seven!! SCREAMING
>>217066520the raped
>>217066516get a fucking lifethe only people who care about /brit/ "characters" are losers and the attention whores they orbit
Need Emma Watson to use my mouth as a toilet.
>Six seven!! SCREAMING
>>217066546six sevennn
>>217066546the raped
nth for the gyaldem
waking up early is not going well for me cause im ready to sleep by 5pm fucking hell!!!!
>Six seven!! SCREAMING..
https://x.com/gordogaymer_/status/1992794676194365528
>>217066582the raped
The case is being taken to court and the judge is apart of the deep state it’s so obvious
>>217066589genetic failure
Legberg is on hurtingtoil today
comments seething at being called kidults
I bet she has stinky poop stains in her underwear. I’d lick them clean.
today i go back to my routine of going to the gym during work hours. the gains are doubled when you do it to skip work x
I assume gingerpaedo was 6-7 years old when his uncle abused him, which is why the six-seven meme sets him off on a bizarre melty
I’ve been coming to terms with the fact that I have a low IQ
>Six seven!! SCREAMINGyou lot really are braindead
Why is 6 scared of 7?
>>217066603>>217066631the raped
>>217066635Because 7 is black
>>217066631Zoomer seething
>>217066635Because 7 ate someone bootybole
>>217066651leeeeewl
>>217066640youve posted your skin here we all know youre a gook. why dont you f*ck off or top yourself already you dont belong here
six seven is funny tho
i'm virgin...
the raped on a madone
>>217066667the raped
so why's this setting him off so much
>>217066667The raped
>>217066684>>217066687
>Prince Andrew Way to be renamed after council vote>Street in Northern Irish town of Carrickfergus given title in 1986 to mark Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor’s marriage to Sarah Fergusonthey should call it cronem baton way in honour of ziedbelg
>>217066691this is his standard reaction to just about anything 5 minutes into entering the thread every time
>>217066674How old are you lad
Howling at this yank paedophile thinks he can dictate who 'belongs' on /brit/ and that apparently everyone who tells him to fuck off is the same person
>>217066691he was raped
>>217066698the raped
le raped
>>217066667>>17066667>>7066667>>066667>>66667>>6667>>667>>67Glad you’re getting in on the gimmick gingy x
>>217066735tf
this is it. the worst /brit/ of all time
>>217066698Cor David Lynch has had some work done
>>217066735SCREAMING
>>217066735omds 67!! 67!!
>>217066735waheyyy
Hurry up and deliver my iPad you fucking cunts I want to play with my new toy
>no responseOh he is seething.
>>217066753yes as you can see the intellectual discussion abruptly ended when i started feeding into their nonsense. never gets old
>>217066799>iPaddig that out of a museum did we
Is coffee good for me?Pictured: the coffee
>>217066805the raped
>>217066799Rich are you
>>217066819tranny
have you ever directly racially abused somebody?
Really though why is that setting him off so much
anyone seen starmer do the 67 thing omds
>>217066837Yeah I called a Frenchman a dirty smelly garlic frog in /brit/ one time.
>>217066822>>217066835you actually think you have any bearing over my decision making and you keep falling for it thats why i entertain your stupidity. beyond that i give two fucks
hes getting set off because he avatarfags with pictures of kids
>>217066856>hes getting set offkeep telling yourself that attention starved faggot
>>217066855the raped
not done a jobby since Saturday or perhaps even before then. Not right is it? Something not right there.
>>217066855>>217066872Oh you are seething.
he gets bullied because he avatarfags with pictures of kids
>>217066872the raped
>>217066881alri Emma
>>217066850that's not racial abuse, racism is power + prejudice
is that why white people are trying to elevate black people into more positions of power then
on a journey to fix my brain x
he do be getting raped though
your skin is the color of sh*t lol
niggas be like "i dont work i spend my time however i like reading and philosophising and shagging my gf and doing drugs" but what they actually be doing is>>217066897>>217066878>>217066835>>217066822>>217066732>>217066731>>217066725>>217066714>>217066692>>217066687
>>217066943the raped
the diddyblud
>>217066948>i spend my time however i like>niggas be likesybau
Don’t be scared to get to the money at all times. I went to sleep 3 am I was back up at 6:30 excited no excuses ahhh my back shut the fuck up and let’s get to the money
>NEW: All premium brand cars have been removed from the Motability scheme with immediate effect, including: >BMW >Mercedes-Benz>Audi>Lexus>Alfa Romeo Get them all in reliant robins I say, revitalise the British car industry
>>217066948Why are you sticking up for a paedophile?
>>217066978>tfw attention starved loser
>>217066983the raped
>>217066988>>217066840
noot noot 6 7
he was raped by his uncle btw
>>217067007screaming
>>217067007>>217067>67
>>217067027get away from me yakubian bitch black queens forever, snow bunnies never
>>217067027*kissu*
>mental how badly i mindraped himyou're so novel, what a good idea
>>217067041the raped
>>217066735Six sevennnnn
breaking news: 4chan janitors will have to pay 25% more income tax under Reeves' new budget
>>217067049>>217067059you are a bad person
>>217067027Mad how much better she looks at the end Whoever told white women that lip filler is attractive should be put on trial for crimes against humanity
>>217067037What makes her a snow bunny??? Do you know what that fuckinh word means fucking zoomer retard
>>217066819Yh
>>217067093holden just wanted to sound like a hip black fella, don't be too mean
>Uploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse This is becoming a bit ridiculous nowI'd understand mobile data being blocked but why is my wifi too???
>>217067118probably sistermong at it again on /vt/
>>217067118um
mad how mutt kids are only 4/5ths a person
>>217067118word on the street is that the jannies are introducing even more stringent range bans, evasion detection techniques, and possibly even session / email verification in order to postthe 'net has utterly buckbroken them
>>217067155Good
6-7
>>217067172if they just banned you instead the site would probably improve
Test
>>217067118Reset your router to a non nonced IP
>>217067204retard
Dua Lipa
>>217067213Nope I've avoided an IP range block by resetting my router
GIVE IT TO A BLACK GUYHE'LL SCORE
Her poop is tasty.
when I reset my router it doesn’t even change my ip
If you were a policeman on duty out with your wingman and you both came across some criminal with a big duffel bag full of drug money would you not just take the money, split it and keep shtum?
Where'd ginge go
>>217067243no thats illegal >>217067250timed out for getting bullied again
>>217067232you should be banned for avatarfagging
>>217067243Cant do that with bodycameras
>>217067264 theres gringe
>>217067264You avatarfag using images of murdered children and 19th century pedophiles.
>>217067264the raped
dont you think it is negative karma a bit to bully raped people
>>217067282>>217067283>>217067291im not gingernonce. i just woke up you cunts
>>217067231
>>217067299He's a paedophile who obsesses over dead children mate
>>217067283youre playing yourself here. perhaps just being honest would save you time and energy. it may help you look less like a fool as well, but i doubt it.
>>217067240You might have a static IP
>>217067318the raped
>>217067318the wrapped
>>217067231EZ
>>217067318the raped molested, even
>>217067331me to my christmas presents next week
>>217067272lol there's that video where the police in america are trying to steal from a house and one turned her bodycam on by accident, recording the whole thing
cronem yeah they shleepingdey in rem shleep rnx
>>217067345
>>217067358the homosexual
>>217067358you gonna wake em up crodie?they waiting for that luh belgian timmy batty
>>217065159
>>217067370you are not crodie
>reddit blobman incapable of seeing techbro gig economy apps as the predatory middleman they are until it comes to *his* treatsI am sick of people
>>217067093no ice no rice no spice no sand no salsa let me say it again, black queens forever, snow bunnies, never
Anyone know what watch this is
>>217067396mhmm crodie with the lil belgian thang looks tiny compared to the other battysnun u could do
>>217067396you gonna get a luh taste of those pg tips ziedy?
>>217067419olivia sexrigo
>>217067419looks like that singer
>>217067400i think we both know what needs to be done
onetrix point never new ablum is good
>>217067466what would you give it out of 7
>>217067118you know what to do
>>217067477lowkey im thinking a 6
bendy baton was brushing against paledem clapper
>>217067461the raped
>>217067419Peng wasian tings
>>217067477
how are my little child rapists doing this fine morning? x
>>217067499why did you post a baby?
>>217067500mhm they getting ready to split ziedy's big pale cheeks?
rorke is NOT passing the smell test
>>217066699They've the prince scribbled out as of now
>>217067522
12 hours of mental torture left I can't fucking stand it
>>217067419timmy's crush
Any craic today lads
reminder to report the BE flags posts im going to do so whilst listening to Kendrik Lamar - UHHH...MARTIN HAD A DREAAM
ziedy's crush
>>217067646this is what he jerks off to (gay naked black men)
perfect katy inside, yeah, truetryna pay attention and dat but onyx fuelled daydreams distracting
>>217067660mhmthe gherkin's #1 customer
just had some traditional westernised thai slop
MARTIN HAD A DREAM
cronem boutta get luh waves done x
>>217067358kill yourself
>>217067735cronem boutta enter your lil batty x
>>217067768not nice of you is it mate
>>217067779maybe a luh brush with death could set you straight you outright freak
>>217067779your life isn't worth living
notice this freak wigger has stopped denying the claims that hes gay for black men
MARTIN HAD A DREAAAAM
>>217067809i think 'wigger' is doing him too much credithe is a sheltered little retard trying pitifully to emulate what he thinks blacks sound likebut you can bet he is the biggest neek imaginable irl
NEW>>217067837>>217067837>>217067837
cough
