Elephant edition
poo
>>217067837do love elephants me
Ziedbelg origin storyhttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/179365094/#q179375540>No bullshit when I was little and my father was in chemo my mother once brought home a middle-aged guy, looked like a teenager, I think he failed three grades, it was interesting how he fucked my mother (I peeked)According to nederdraad ziedbelg used to spam about having a 10cm long thin penis (10cm en dun) before he started the cuck stuff there. 100% confirmed same guySo he’s a little beta male who had to watch his mum cucking his father when he was a child…And now he spends all day posting about black cock, cucking, race mixing, timmies with SWCs. Childhood trauma literally turned him insaneThere is plenty of evidence if you want to search the archive. Search for “Ziedbelg” if you want to see what Dutch posters say about himMaking a cuckpost in Dutch on /nederdraad/:>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/200879098/#200892388Then the exact same post a few weeks later in English, in /brit/:>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/201576432/#201578459A selection of the characters he posts about in his cuck fantasies in Dutch (basically his Dutch equivalents of Cronem and Katy):>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Ann/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Delano/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Quincy/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Fouad/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Kenzo/country/Be/Some other search terms that bring up his Dutch posts:>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/betabux/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/plap/country/Be/
any el greco man in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBaS3C_VATs
neoliberal bull logging in
anon I figured it out my stam is always low, and my power < 600, because I should be training stamina using power in the point in the game I think I know. training power on that breakthrough point will push my stamina up and get me to a hgiher power level, and with better cards (and eventually the higher star piece unlocked umas) I can go for 1200 power as well as speed and somehow wit
only 3 more hours til im allowed to sleep
hahahahaha serves you right
>>217067886okay
>>217067904bit mean lad
>>217067904I think this is listed in the side-effects, though
>>217067916kill yourself
>>217067886this post belongs on /v/
I have been enjoying changing the weight of friendship bars to put the one with a witches hat higher thant he rest (but still going normally) to go for charming until I certain point(every time I have watched content on "how to play" I have gotten worse), I have improved my runs with this trick
>During a visit to a second barbershop in Haverhill (which is as empty as the first one), police officers notice suspicious activity in the car park behind the store. A young man is putting something in the boot of a dark grey Audi A4. It turns out that he is one of two men working in the barber’s, and has apparently commuted 58 miles from Tottenham, north London, for the day.>Police ask him to open the boot. Inside, next to some blue towels and two pairs of football boots, is a transparent bag filled with hundreds of £1 coins, and a small black plastic bag containing a dozen bundles of banknotes, including £20s and £50s. The man claims it is change from the barber’s and says he’s keeping it in the car at the request of the shop owner, who isn’t around. He estimates it amounts to about £1,000.>“We did have it stored in the shop, but then he told me to bring it home,” says the man in broken English. Officers briefly consider seizing the cash and arresting the young shop worker but decide to give him the benefit of the doubt and carry out further intelligence checks on the premises.yeah they cracking down on 'em hard, it's a real crackdown out there with all the further checks taking place there's gonna be so many further checks made just you wait
>>217067886All speed
sat here waiting
>>217067961YWNBAJ I dont respect you as a person because of what you dont have an issue with. I am liked here and you thinking otherwise is cope, btw. its you trying to say something and make it true when you say bad things to me. you are below me and even if you were a janny (you would get fired) you would eat my shit
>>217067991Flatpack?
there is also failing a skill training in the beginning to roll for PP, while chasing friendships
>>217067312
>>217067993didnt read but you should stop making off-topic posts. especially when you criticise others for doing the same thing. makes you look retarded
https://youtube.com/shorts/l6IpiXft_uEI actually like Sir Keir Starmer now
can you fuck people with AIDS and not get it that way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysMcbw35-s8
coffee and a nicotine pouchcoffee and a nicotine pouch
>>217068036do you have any on-topic thoughts to share?
the r9k freaks logged on, one posting rb like a spambot, the other impersonating 4chan staff what a set of worthless freaks that would make the place better by fucking off
>>217068097The raped
>>217068110YWNBAJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj5muL5MB9A
>>217068079as your dad
>>217068145same to you, you utter cretinhttps://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/reminder%20to%20report%20the%20BE/country/gb/
>>217068065is that a special needs school? all of the children seem developmentally impaired
>>217068165cry about it, parasite. im above you
>>217068017waited for this, my workplace for today
>>217068181you're the only one crying. thats all you do. boo hoo nigga sybau
>>217068165sent that paedophilic ghoul flying
>>217067904No short cuts
Need her to do some queening to me.
I dont respect you as a person
>>217068186seems like it would be quite good going to different places every day for work. Keeps it interesting.
>>217068186why are they flying the swedish flagare they racist
>>217068181
I dont respect you as a poster neither
How many times has Snoop Dogg been arrested for possession.If the answer is "less than every time he released a song" then they can't accuse the US of racially profiling black people. They can get you for trafficking if you have like a mason jar of weed and you can't tell me that Snoop Dogg doesn't have a garbage bag of weed on him at all times.
>>217067985>Officers briefly consider seizing the cash and arresting the young shop worker but decide to give him the benefit of the doubt and carry out further intelligence checks on the premises.Ah yes the commuting 60 miles in your Audi for your job at a barbershop with over £1000 cash in your bootSounds a completely plausible scenario, let's give him the benefit of the doubt
>>217067928YWNBAD (doctor)
>>217068193>>217068195>>217068225>>217068276(+Belg flag) r9k so buck broken useless posters and part of the reason why shit like image bans on the imageboard are happening more, and you clap, and the site quality continues to decline
>>217067985how exactly do these "turkish" "barbers" get here? is barber one of the "skilled professions" that we apparently need to import
>>217067991rorke lad the creps...
>>217068219it’s alright >>217068225yes, me too
there are a lot of barbers
>>217068313cry about it nigga lol
Bins go out tonight
don't hear much about the turks being involved in crime only that all their businesses are fronts for organised crime. albanians, chinese, romanians sure but what is the turkish crime of choice?
theyre preparing breakfast at the gherkin
>>217068398Vaguely threatening post in a way I can't quite place
>>217068413Are you invited?
>>217068426maybe if he makes his quota of tounging anuses
>>217068411Money laundering and scammingIf you've been to Turkey you'll understand
>>217068426i can just walk in
...and tounge nigger anus
>>217068411turkish barber near me is run by iranians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IBoKJ0-yfw
>>217068448to your mum's bedroom, yeah
>>217068262Rich people pay a person to hold their drugs for them. All these black rappers literally have a guy on the payroll whose entire job is to be the guy holding all the drugs on his person. There was a funny line in an article about Ezra Miller a few years ago, the druggie schizo who played the Flash, that mentioned a big black guy who went everywhere with him. Ezra referred to him as his 'spirituality advisor' and at one point during the interview this black fellow produced a glass dropper on request which Ezra took and administered to his tongue. He said it was herbal supplements, it most definitely wasn't an aqueous solution of methamphetamine because that would be illegal.
glod
>>217068486where she fucked niggers whilst raising this fucked up faggot
the classic 45 minutes diagnosing bash script issues only to find the issue was me being stupid.YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The gropedThe penetratedThe violatedThe sodomizedThe raped
yhhh BE timmys black stepdaddy rubbing his bellend on timmys head when he dun x
Asian women
>>217068079In theory modern treatments for HIV reduce the viral load so much that transmission is effectively impossibleIn reality I'd treat that with a grain of salt, and if they have the symptoms of HIV infection typified as AIDS then their viral load is the opposite of not detectable
She was only 32 years old you SICK FUCK
i'm a weirdly shaped individual
ive finally recovered from those dogshit YT tutorials on uma game (on my way down the other side of the mr stupid peak)
>>217068518Only takes me two minutes, I'm a genius like that
my room could do with a tidy but i cba
>>217068616y-you should c-clea *tears up* clean your-
>>217068597Ah yes, the Dummy Kruger Effect
>>217068079yeah it makes a difference whether it's a man, woman, anal, vaginal, penetrative, receptive, etcfor example it's basically impossible to get HIV from a woman with the disease by having her suck you off, whereas getting a pozzed eltonian load in your arse is far riskier
feeling neoliberal and happy
>>217068065Kek cute
>>217068651I think its just that im so new that I dont even have the same as what other F2P players are supposed to have for the tutorials
going to eat some ice cream and finish my painting
Believe I may have been personally responsible for getting the alternative sign for "Jewish" taken off of the Auslan dictionary website
>>217068662kill yourself
>>217068662you going to be spending christmas day on your own posting about black williea again this year lad?
nth for the baddiedem
>>217068684what if i raped you
>>217068681can you tell us more about your painting please lad
>>217068315The "skilled worker" list includes every profession under the sun so it wouldn't suprise me
>>217068065bridget sex
sitting with catberghe keeps yawning his smelly breath at me
>>217068698nth for the lab-made dem
>>217068681Hope you forget to clean your hands and you get it all over the canvas and the next time you go to work on it it's all covered with mould and lichen and that
Quentin why did you delete your X account?
1200 speed, 511 stam (swinging maestro hydrate), 724 power, 266 guts and 404 wit el horso
>>217068723do you clean his mouth?
>>217068723he's tired from sleeping and snoozing all day
going to support a black owned business
>>217068315Theyve got razors lad
>>217068745ktim (as a dog)
>>217068751what sort of dog are you tobey
Westminster Voting Intention:RFM: 25% (-2)LAB: 19% (=)CON: 18% (+1)GRN: 16% (-1)LDM: 15% (+2)SNP: 3% (=)Via @yougov.co.uk, 23-24 Nov.Changes w/ 16-17 Nov.
>>217068727She's a mena beaut, nothing done on her
>>217068763border collie with brown hair on top (you know what I mean with those collies) :3
>>217068723Hello catberg
Take the thong outta ya bussy playa
Algernon Newton
>>217068776Except bolt ons and maybe lip filler desu*
>>217068739he has these dental chew treats the vet recommendedhis breath doesn't usually smell but he's not long had breakfast
>>217068763gay faggot shizo dog
women owe me sex
>>217068700*Frantically gestures having a big hook nose, mistaking it for the sign for "help" (moving an inverted "T" towards the chest)
sexo
see though, those stats are without kitasan black in my deck at all
>>217068772>con +1Reform is finished
>>217068776lad.....
>>217068795DINSDALE?
>>217068814The cheeks on that
>>217068785good posthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yph2Ne5C2s0
ony like asmr where they whisper
>>217068776nothing human about that schnozz, and especially nothing MENA
>Six seven!! SCREAMING
>>217068814WouldRight up to the sigmoid
>>217068823this is the lowest reform have been in quite some time, curious what happens if/when Greens surpass Labour
super creek mummy tits and belly O.O
>>217068776she got nose and jaw done at least
He wants to have sex with the mice???
>>217068832he's a deluded incel who will be a clueless virgin his entire life.
>>217068804i used this https://www.dentihex.pet/product/
>Six seven!!! SCREAMING
>>217068832See >>217068803
anyone know where a nigga can get him a cheap ass bussy moistener
>>217068860
>>217068899no I only know expensive ones sorry
um
my mrs
Janitor, the paedophile is posting weird images again. Deal with him immediately
do yall carry latino oil
>>217068893why are you constantly posting webms and pics of children, specifically one ginger child? it’s bizarre, and noncey
>>217068905
>>217068920she could lose a few
swedish niggas be eating a boiled herring for dinner
>>217068920She could gain a fewI like them plump, you see
>>217068951today it was a big ol plate of thai-slop actually, variety innit
>>217068929he's a severely mentally unwell paedophile obsessed with children being murdered, injured, and abused. probably wanks to it too.and he also wants to share his obsession with everyone here despite no one askin
christmas oguri cap has worse stats than the original! uoooooaaaaaa
>>217068999then answer the question, why do you constantly post pics and webms of children?
>An Inverness primary school has cancelled its Christmas show after receiving "racist and abusive" online messages.>Cauldeen Primary planned to stage a musical that included a scene telling the story of refugee children caught up in the Syrian conflict, according to the Press and Journal newspaper, external.Even Scotland isn't safe
>>217068999Would tbf
>>217068920I often struggle to imagine what the lives of these women look like. It is so completely uncoupled from my own reality as to be unfathomable. It's into unknown unknowns territory. https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1763430937905112.webm
prejudice/ˈprɛdʒʊdJs/noun1.preconceived opinion that is not based on reason or actual experience."prejudice against people from different backgrounds"Similar:preconceived ideapreconceptionpreconceived notionprejudgement2.LAWharm or injury that results or may result from some action or judgement."prejudice resulting from delay in the institution of the proceedings"Similar:detrimentharmdisadvantagedamageinjuryhurtimpairmentlossdisbenefitverb1.give rise to prejudice in (someone); make biased."the statement might prejudice the jury"Similar:biasinfluenceswaypredisposemake biasedmake partialmake partisancolourpoisonjaundicewarptwistslantdistortprepossess2.LAWcause harm to (a state of affairs)."delay is likely to prejudice the child's welfare"
Any smell like dry spaff man in?
>>217069015not very christmassy the syrian refugees to be fair
>>217069015i fucking hate it here now, our village is fucking full of them. I don't know where they've all come from. They even act as strange as they look. Just an uneasy mannerism about them. Public transport in my area is over swamped with them and can't cope. Go to the GPs and the waiting room is just full of them, a mosque is being built, there's a waiting list for the primary school. Something unironically needs to be done about this.
>>217069018That pic is from a decade ago tho
Think Starmer egging those kids on to say six seven might be the most based act of his tenure thus far
Can't be teaching our kids compassion on Christ's birthday
>>217069052yeah I was previously going to vote Reform but now I'm going to vote Labour
nothing more cucked that politics
Leftypol hates Christmas apparently
God, if you have any mercy left for me let this interview go well and grant me this job. Please please give me this job
>>217069018>
Christmas is for white people, I'm sorry but the clue is in the name.
>>217069095A firm handshake and a smile
did you lot get any good roles in the nativity plays?i was a wise man once
>>217069052grow up
>chinese femboyrank
>>217068899i just use olive oil
sir 6ix9ine
>>217069081It gives people the illusion they can impact their reality. This is important for relieving some of their pent up, impotent frustration that pervades every aspect of their modern lives.
>>217068568thanks I knew about some of that but it was more about "if the condom broke" and someone was at risk, not just the person getting fucked
>>217069125Air 6olice 9>>217069123rotection
>>217069156you dont matter
>>217069151Just fuck clean prozzies only
>>217069123nigga making spaghetti carbonera
>>217069167peng but dressed extremely frumpily. Feel like she must be doing it on purpose
fittest mp going
>>217069206she cute
>>217069179you dont use olive oil in that though...
i am being tortured by demonic entities
Warming up to red pill ideas after my wife abandoned me in my darkest hour.
>>217069224yes you do MOROIN
New Update just dropped age of consent to be raised to 40
today I woke up for the day (and to wake up), NOT for gacha runs, but, as a consequence of this, I would not get all 5 careers with borrowed uma legacy if I didnt spend toughness or gems
>>217069247based bussy expert
>>217069247nope
>>217069168And what if they don't respond to your messages for weeks?
big boobs? um chile
Got banned for "gibberish" without the offending post being linkedvery odd
>>217069166Who the fuck is this neek
>>217069248this shit is like when they have articles saying wine is bad for you then come out with actually wine is good for you
>>217069206It’s Sienna Churcher
>>217069259when you fry the meats
>>217069248just a 30 year old little babyonly 20 years ago she was a 10 year old
>>217069279seen better down the pub
>>217069228Describe the demonic entities
>>217069273the new jannies are mental
>>217069285guanciale is 80% fat which you render out and use instead of oil. drongo mongo
>>217069279Not an MP albeit
>>217069300Yeah you look but you can’t touch
>>217069306penis gnomes
fs da's going shopping again he spent 70 quid yesterday
I make a post and receive no (You)s. Someone makes the same post and receives multiple (You)s.>>217068573>>217069248
>>217069311you put a little to get it going or it takes ages ok pal. dont fuck with me
>>217069319doesn't stop me
>>217069273You prob triggered a schizo, I got a warning for the same a few weeks ago
>>217069342blow your head smoove off
>>217069343no you dont. you've been exposed mate. just take the L and scurry off in humiliation.
>>217069342You ain't got the sauce
gatorade has fluoride in it
>Minister for Making Blushing Bookish Interns Spill Their Mess onto Soft Black Tights While Whispering That They're Really Bad For Doing Sowhy does this office even exist and why is the position always filled with a 30 or 40 something woman with a coy look on her face? Frankly it needs looking into.
>>217069363moroin
Well Rorke?
>>217069388i accept your concession
mad how im a future millionaire
young lad at toil didn't pass probation. How awkward
That's Rorke done thenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y38pbfJ4i_U
>>217069423how shit was he? Only seen someone fail probation once
Man in a video game was extremely hostile for no reason.
>>217069401That’s the Chong Chang character Harry Potter went with in year 5.
>>217069437kill him (ingame)
>>217069436Only just started myself so hard to say. puts a bit of a fire beneath me. He seemed ok though, idk, was junior level anyway. Straight out of uni
need a status update on rorkedo i bother sending him a christmas card
sir rod stewart
There's just nothing like japanese women sex noises
>>217069467hate them
>>217069467uuun anon kuun itaaai
turns out i still have 5 years before my brain is permanent mush
warning: fanny on the 'log
>>217069437Love it when I enter a room and there's a character there who looks identical to the last 5 enemies I've slain in the game so I attack them then it turns out they're an NPC merchant and they're now aggro'd and kill me and the game autosaves and the aggro persists upon death and can only be cured with Myrmidon Tears that can be acquired in 4-4 NG+ at Level 70 so now I'm playing the first 25 hours without any of the tools and upgrades available from that merchant haha love it.
>>217069423that's nothing, the apprentice was late to site today so we raped him kek
should give 25 year olds DMT
>>217069529damn bro I hope he (a black person) reads this and goes to see the fanny so he can talk about it later to make your sissy clitty leak wh*te cum to more BBC
>>217069537bet he'll be late tomorrow ;)
all the lads here x all the fucking lads x
>>217069582yeah x
>>217069581no, he was late today
>>217069499Covid ages your brain, if you've had it you can add 25
>>217069467lol did you also have the Japanese hotel vid come up on your twitter tl
>>217069607yeah but you take off 10 for the vax and another 5 for each booster this is known
>>217069605Yeah but I bet he'll be late tomorrow as well ;)
In townYou lads want anything?
>>217069634the last 15 years of my life backAlso can you nip in the bank and hand in some forms for me?
>>217069206prit patel's still an mp
>>217069634PEKNAAAAAAAM
>>217069649bank branches don't exist anymore unc
>>217069634sex with one of those filthy camberwell artwhores
>>217069634I want to be rescued to the United States of America immediately, away from these vile cowards in this disgusting craphole country
>>217069651she's an oompa loompa
>>217069673they do its just they only open for 20 hours a week
Which one?
>>217069713ginger
>>217069665TERMINATOR IN PECKNAM
>>2170697134,2,1,3,5,6
>>2170697131
>>217069713Far left if I can't choose none
>>217069709he looks like black limmy
rorke's nan taking the 90 bus into town to collect her giro from the post office then taking the 21 up the road to get it converted to £1 coins and coppers then depositing those in the same bank branch
https://nitter.net/TRobinsonNewEra/status/1993284747708317733Tommy can't make his mind up whether he's a civ nat or whether only whites can be European One minute it's "German" and the next it's anyone can be English Is there anything this Jewish punching bag won't say for money?
I dont get it. Why even live here
>>217069499>she was just 31 years you freak!!! literally a kid, don’t you know anyone under 32 is an now considered an adolescence??
>>217069713one of the jungle chinks doesn't matter whichthe hairest one
>>217069773Gym mate from Sierra Leone works for DPD here, building a compound back home with a gym and swimming pool
>>2170697795 is holding on for dear life
>>217069809You know she’s going to be a complete slag because she doesn’t get the attention her slim mates do
>>217069683we will swing back to leftist freaks politically in a few years
>>217069773Living here is what enables them to build those houses
in french they call a landing strip a "ticket de métro"
>>217069773feel the same way when indians brag about their maids back in india
9/11 blinding lights slaps lads.SLAPS.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCW4eGoLX3s
>>217069773they're extracting wealth
>>217069773High trust societies are viewed as as a soft touch. Takers will take and take and take so long as they are able. In their minds anything that can be got away with is fair game. Any scam, any scheme, any loophole, all will be exploited and milked dry. Anyone trying their hand at making an honest living is laughed at privately as a mug, another sap ripe for the plucking.When people talk about 'different values', this is what's actually at stake.
>>2170697794
>>217069773you know that a very tiny minority of third worlders live in such houses, yeah? like a tiny tiny fraction of them, the rest wallow in slums and stone dwellings
knowing i have to go to work while millions of foreigners in this country dont have to
>>217069910gutger king
>>217069634Fucking state of this shit hole
>>217069855kind of goes off not going to lie
Honestly think I must have had one of the worst cases of phimosis ever. The phimotic band on my foreskin was sooo tight.It's taken me years of inconsistent stretching to get it fully back when flaccid, and I'm pretty sure the foreskin is adhered to the glans in placesIf I get erect, I still can't get it 100% back, but I'm hopeful if I keep stretching I will be able to. I've been stretching it constantly lately and have made progress but fuck me it is stubborn, especially the frenulum. I'm seeing a GP on Thursday, hopefully they can give me a steroid cream to finally cure it.
>>217069904>the rest wallow in slums and stone dwellingsOn full rent rebate paid for by the local council i.e tax. Also the landlord, Mr M Hussain, is the tenant's cousin and the rent charged is the maximum amount covered by Housing Benefit for that specific local area.
Sometimes I get worried that I eat pussy too good and women are going to forget that I have a decent penis that doesn’t need to be compensated for
>>217069634
>>217069634want our country back
>>217069904It's a reasonable proportion of the families who live in the west though The slum dwellers don't have the means to move over here to work
>>217069943you're going to see smegma that you didnt know imaginabile once you get the forey back and see your entire bellend for the first time, mine was caked on like melted candle wax
>>217069910she gets shagged by jewish cock every night
>>217070010normal post
>>217069962watched a video about going down on women when I was like 15. Little did I know that 15 years later I would still be a virge
my penis, you ask? great, awesome even
>>217070059mine? short, thin, ugly
>>217069962South of the border... down Mexico way...
>>217069962Based, I eat pussy like it's 1 day away from going rottenAbsolutely fucking love it
>>217070068much like the creatures in this slum of the ‘net
Lord Glasman
>>217070106>>217070106>>217070106
I will never have sexToo ashamed of my pencil dick
>>217069773>tehe we're parasites
>eating pussygrim, pussy is for procreation onlynow pink smooth twink bussy? only real men know.
>>217070002I have been able to get it back when flaccid, the problem is I still don't think it's right. The tip of my penis seems to drag downward a bit, and when fully erect it can barely get it behind the head.I'm hopeful that I can treatment that isn't a circumcision.
>>217071760odd post
