here we are then...
the first ever /BRIT/

been meddling in family disputes, ready for Christmas

bottle of wne DONE
sicking it up in 10 minutes or so theh n BEDTIME for me

starting fluoxetine tomorrow. very excited

we dont have the right to a fair trial anymore

>>217110128
paying through the nose for something made in the same factory as a £20 pair off temu

>>217110163
...deegz?

>>217110164
On the zoloft meself

somewhere somewheres theres a crime beeing commited

bet I could kill every single one of you in hand to hand combat because I'm just so much more insane

>>217110181
i'm on that shit rn but switching to fluoxetine

>>217110192
not me

For some reason, whenever I hear a Cornish, Devonshire or Bristolian accent, I can't help being reminded of a multicultural accent from London
I think the way they cut off certain consonants from words makes it sound more slang

>>217110202
bit random

>>217110163
Going to pour myself another pint and maybe make a bacon sandwich aha

ordered a tekaway but now i don't fancy it ffs

>>217110202
national guard? aren't they just larping as soldiers?

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theyve done me right and proper
700 quid? naurrr

>>217110225
glottal stop

over 65s are such a fucking drain wish they’d all fuck off to Spain

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oh my days what were these hong kong niggas thinking

>>217110252
what job do you do?

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Wir fahrn fahrn auf der autobahn
Wir fahrn fahrn auf der autobahn
Wir fahrn fahrn auf der autobahn

>>217110297
I wank off pigs

business idea: rename scooby snacks sunak snacks

got the fpov on

>>217110292
they should fuck off to their graves haha

On the inch's

>>217110292
whiter than the younger generations

>>217110297
Gloryhole cleaner.

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>>217110213
you don't know the extent to which I would brutalize you mate
*does a gay little dance*

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I like this album and the cover looks like the kind of shit Timothy James Byrne was seeing in his rented flat in High Wycombe that turned him schizophrenic

right accidentally sent a deepfake nude of toilberg in the slack chat
deleted it straighraway
im fucking done arent i

>>217110164
what does fluxo do then lad?

>>217110313
So what? They threw the country down the drain

Why do all socialists talk like it's still the 1950s

>>217110356
say hi to hr for me in the morning

>>217110356
pscr if true

>>217110310
get it down ya lad

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1764115490411827.mp4

>>217110292
70/80 year old brits are the best. They were around before everyone HAD to be ironic and snobby all the time, so they're just normal people.

>>217110312
homosex

>>217110363
SSRI but it's supposed to help with binging behaviours so in my case binge eating, sertraline doesn't do that

>>217110388
why cos he doesn't like the cum-flavouring of beer?

>>217110381
grim

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>>217110317

>>217109408
Your dad needs to get a clue

all old people are fucking scum except my mum. love her

My dad is a piece of shit who used to batter my mum I wish he was dead but for some reason I still miss him weird that

>>217110400
only wammin, trannies and homosexualistes drink inches

fucking HELL i want a drink

a lot of boring bloggers out tonight HUH

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>yeah we'll just build this scaffolding out of wood and plastic netting
>nothing could possibly go wrong

>>217110439
same. haven't seen him in like 17 years

>>217110424
>except my mum. love her
oh yea? guess how she got you! she got spaffed in
proper pumped in and spaffed in

abla

>>217110494
wish she had aborted me instead haha

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>>217110400
How do you know what flavour cum is?

>>217110439
corr just realised I haven't had battered mars bar in years

am pissed ou tme cunt
off to bed

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Rorke... your carp mate... oh my days

>>217110514
cos i be nutting in my own face nigga. i swallow that load

>>217110521
serves you right for lying about that pie

>>217110522
pog

>>217110486
>hand over HK to commies
>they immediately turn retard
weird that huh

>>217110512
well she still cared about you
what's wrong la?

wish weed was legal
wish i could just go down the shop and buy some

>was it communisms fault?
>no, Honk Konk are just retarded

>>217110522
rorke with a weddy
lefty with a barey

>>217110560
Live your myth in Amsterdam

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>>217110486
oh fucking hell not Wang Fuk tower

>>217110542
pies in me drifdge for friday
wpnt have it tomorrow cos im going out x

>>217110514
Everyone's had a lick of their own cum mate

is everyone okay

>>217110607
weird freak
>>217110602
deeg why u like this bro

>>217110602
not a fray bentos lad is it?

weed is only good if you’re in a good position in life financially and all that. If not it’s terrible

lads lads...
>liverpoo

Been really ramping up my health and skin care routine lately lads.

Facial cleanser and Moisturiser twice per day
Lip balm
No chocolate
No crisps
Zinc and Magnesium supplements
Drinking even more water
Aiming to get to 15% body fat

>>217110620
nah aldi pie in cardboard box
>>217110618
hs?

umbunny umbunny um um um

>>217110625
love to see it

>>217110630
get on the beef gelatine

just seen the body cam of that Palestine action break in
Our police are actually fucking pathetic it’s not even funny anymore

>>217110616
*Arnold Schwarzenigger voice* Affirmative

>>217110689
s

cum mostly tastes how it smells, like brie cheese rind and pool water

>>217110689
c

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>Wang Fuk Court structure fire

>>217110666
What does that do

Wee Roruke learning at 80 years old that his children aren't actually his.

60 years of his life dedicated to raising another man's children and grandchildren.

What does he do afterwards?>>217110643

>>217110706
ups your beef gelatine intake

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoNcSeT99LU

>>217110707
rorke taking 60 years to realise the black kids he's raised aren't his
and you're still stupider than he is because you didn't realise you spelled rorke wrong and left an unrelated link in your post until i pointed it out

>>217110707
wjat

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Good film

mycoprotein gelatine
steamy shower

>>217110128
have shoes just like this except without the front loop (which looks bad)
very nice shoes for autumn to spring

>>217110706
it's the same benefit as drinking bone broth but it's a scoop of powder that dissolves in hot drinks

Blog onnnn

am her eto answr questions about the lord and papisttry

>>217110744
Rorke has a wife
She had sex with another man
Rorke raised his children
Then he raised his grandchildren
Then he learned he never had children with his wife

>>217110202
another left-wing incel terror attack

scam

>>217110739
For me it's this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC5zHACynR4

>>217110769
wahts that got ot o do with me?

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>>217110788
Shut the fuck up

Rorke... your crêpes... taste like fucking shite mate!

>>217110804
can ee her niple situation

damn there needs to be a hara on dirt (for oi dirt races)

>>217110202
false flag award

You never know maybe the perfect woman will just turn up at my doorstep one day and ask to be my girlfriend, that way I don’t actually have to step out of my comfort zone.

>>217110804
corr bloody blimey she has wonderful breasts
she should be my gf

>>217110826
>>217110788
picturing you as a seal using flippers to type

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>false flag

>>217110870
no one care me

>>217110804
gfberg is 1 cup size smaller than her
need her on birth control pronto to pump them up

no longer have the attention span to watch film, read books and such like

>>217110747
Thumbnail looks like a whale breeching a stormy sea

>>217110858
Lmao English accent haver wants a pretty girl

>Coa blimey Shay 'as wondaful bweasts Shay should be moi gf

>>217110887
i care you <3

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>>217110870
a seal, you say?

>>217110202
is it some reddit tranny

>>217110914
does don't half look like that an all

Ich esse Essen

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Bacon in the oven boyos.
Another evening spent napping after toil and lying in bed rather than fixing my loft hatch.
NEED to do it tomorrow after toil ffs

>>217110850
going out of your comfort zone won't do anything

>>217110905
oddly enough I find reading easier than watching a film for some reason. Can't remember the last time I watched a film all the way through but I finished two books in a month recently

>>217110850
reckon ill find a gf at the chicken shop i go to a couple of times a week. so far its only been drunk blokes and scummy couples but surely a beautiful woman will be there looking for an overweight asda driver bf. my 15% comes with a great deal of respect in these parts and surely a woman will be overcome with sexual desire. id love to shag a bird in my asda van.

>>217110958
can't even read a single page anymore
im cooked

just been sick

I'm a fairly shy guy about my body - I'm not super in shape, and the only other person who's seen me naked is my wife! So the idea of getting naked around a bunch of other dudes I've never met and sharing a bath sounds just about as daunting as it gets. I ended up going at night since the onsen was nice and quiet. Almost chickened out but decided f*ck it, I've driven all the way here, might as well go ahead with it! Undre ssed, went in, showered, and hopped into the bath. INCREDIBLE. 10/10. Especially during autumn right now.

>>217110921
yank women love English accents and that is a fact

>>217110983
drink water
go bed

>>217110850
Saw one of the lasses I like at toil today.
Funny thing is she gets on the bus my ex is on.
Imagine if I started shagging her and they had to pass eachother awkwardly every day haha
MENTAL

kinda mental how race wars are the future of humanity, I didn't see that coming!

>>217111019
cracking open another bottle wahey
im fucking mental me

>>217111026
is it that Harvey Price? up to his old tricks again

>>217111009
>Yoink wen lowv engirlish ascents ond thrarts a farct

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cadde går geek mode

>>217110850
>>217110850
if it makes you feel any better i am a mildly popular person with a barfly/party social life and i'm 35 years old an incel never had sex or had a gf
some of us just do not have "it" and i dont know what "it" is other than women do not see us as sexual/romantic partners

Ain’t no way my tummy hurts and he’s telling me sternly to go sit on the toilet and fart

Liverpool FC. Funny

>>217110972
Mad how we all have these kind of fantasies at toil, at home etc.
Reckon it's the only thing that keeps lads like us sane.
And maybe one day they'll come true.

performing sexual acts on small boatmen in my smelly bedroom

8 hours of data centre toil remain lads

>>217111026
eunuch

>>217111178
on-premcel

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Off to bed lads
Night

>>217111197
*squeezes your balls from under the bed*

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>>217111195
Am on the 24/7 crew, could be whisked away to toil at any minute if something catastrophic happened hahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu0o6u1VmGE

>>217111197
Good night lad sweet dreams!

>>217111127
I turn it off during deliveries. Don't want my boss to get phone calls with complaints. But the most difficult part of the job is seeing happy couples living the life I desire.
Obviously I have favourite customers but they are mostly the old and eccentric who enjoy the interaction. Rarely attractive young women.
There is a part of me that does want to meet a gf at work but i've got to be cautious. As much as I hate my job at times and sometimes think I don't care if I get sacked and can get on the dole, the truth is I do need to work.

>No gf, feel alone
>Get gf, feel overwhelmed

why is it like this

Have to toil
Ukraine and israel need money you see

>>217111296
dunno ive only done the first bit myself

I pledge, tomorrow, to go to the supermarket and buy some cans of beer.
I want /brit/ to judge me on my record, that I say what I'll do and I follow through with it.

non-demi curious, semi-binary

sucking an imaginary bbc

>>217110758
>without the front loop (which looks bad)
when does anyone ever see it though

>>217111343
Rorkes sister sucking a real one bwahahaha

>>217111296
Business idea: half a gf

britain is being sacrificed on the altar of zionism

>>217111368
s

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>>217111337

>>217111277
Yeah, my ex and only gf I've ever had was at old toil. It's easy to get close to people and form a relationship with them if you work with them and see them every day but it can ruin your job in various ways and get awkward.
Better to not be someone on your direct team. Got to keep them bills paid. Or at least that is what I'm saying after experiencing it.
Gonna try the apps next year aha

Graduated in may of 2023 and got a full time job a month later

/gif/ wank on the cards

>>217111412
you know what on the right

6 weeks
still cant straighten my leg not even close
not good

Graduated in 2019 and still yet to find employment

>>217111429
Its nothing but troons and black dicks though

>>217111414
/brit/ not /linkedin/

>>217111457
Maybe you shouldn't have studied a shite subject
Have you ever thought about that?

aeiouaeiouaeiou

>>217111454
What did you do to it lad?
I was having knee pain but it's slowly getting better. Was painful to walk last week

don't get why women work out their arses
won't it give you a really firm, sinewy man arse?

beavis and butthead are usually right about music

>>217111413
Ive been considering trying the apps. Perhaps find a lonely women to share Christmas/NYE and my birthday in January. I've made accounts in the past but never succeeded in meeting matches.

>>217111475
I studied Computer Science

>>217111457
how many jobs have you applied for

>>217111461
/gif/ wank off the carda

>>217111520
omds rorke

immafuckingcum

>>217111491
oh yeah? fondled many man asses in your day?

>>217111520
Did you ever consider AI and the 1.5 billon indians were going to make that field redundant?

Gfberg graduated in 2023 and has basically been sitting at home scrolling tiktok ever since

need some country to man up and become a beacon of libertarianism and to let me move there

>>217111499
Yeah I'm not exactly sure how it'll go but considering exberg was fat and a good bit older than me, I'm not opposed to a fattie that's younger haha

>>217111491
no?

>>217111560
get her knocked up and on benefits

>>217111533
What did you study then you gay cunt

>>217111524
Oof, keep it elevated and weight off it as and when you can lad.
>>217111530
Might strike it lucky and find a chubby thread though lad, coooorrr

>>217111558
No
Do you think I can see into the future

genuinely have permanently disabled myself at this point

>>217111558
Could still go self employed

>>217111588
went into trades at 16
own 2 properties now

>>217111565
yes, a homely chubby lass 5 years younger than me would be ideal

>>217111607
ktim

>>217111611
>went into trades at 16
yeah, rough trade

>>217111604
anyone with a brain can see into the future somewhat, no?

>>217111611
Yeah course u do lid

took 18 months to find anything and even then it was min wage charity shop toil
it's grim down south

>>217111607
being dramatic it'll be fine
unlucky that amputation surgeon got arrested before he could see to you :/

>>217111611
Well that’s bullshit because you’re probably about 22 and a virgin freak who sits at home all day in his smelly incel bedroom

>>217111604
You couldn't have predicted AI but you should have realized you were in competition with 1.5 billion Indians and 1.2 billion Chinese in the computer science job market post graduation

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Rape the disabled

>>217111638
min wage going up again lad
me? ill be voting Rachel Reeves Chancellor for life

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>>217110424
based mum lover

got "dirt devil" on hara and now I shall run the late surger on dirt sprints

>>217111638
and is that just volunteering?

cyanide should be legal to purchase

can't decide what to wank to, might not wank at all and fall asleep unsatisfied

and farm hara fans until A tier better than before :3

>>217111695
CYANIDE
LIVING DEAD INSIDE
BREAK THIS EMPTY SHELL FOREVER MORE

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>>217111689

>>217111690
it was a paid part time job

>>217111680
that was years ago im on like twice that now

>>217111697
get youngthroats on

>>217111711
hara in 2 of 3 of the oi dirt races that career to try get a spark for "oi dirt"

Might poo myself on the train platform

strangest part of muhammadlore is that he died his beard red
what possible reason could there be for a prophet of allah to dye their beard red

>>217111647
meant to be able to walk by now yet im NOT EVEN CLOSE

Was making the rounds at toil and someone threw a donut on the ground outside
Was tempted to eat it for a second but common sense prevailed

For me?
Took a year off and moved back in with the rents for a year after uni. Applied for graduate jobs and had a few interviews about the country but got no jobs.
Eventually I worked at Tesco for 4 years then the NHS for a year then got hired into a job I had interviewed for 6 years prior to this, with the same interviewers.
Mental

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We like a bit of rape, don't we folks?

Bring back green Father Christmas
If you prefer red you’re basically a vile wog

didnt even get a dirt sprint race in 4 TP (using 2 jellies)

>>217111738
get work blamed for the injury
get the compensation payout
get the pip claimed

>>217111766
team trials dirt is always mile

Hate those yanks i do

https://youtu.be/WJks1YCECGg

>>217111795
OK im not using hara ever
unless team trials sprint can be dirt in which case I could still use the G+ hara

cant sleep
all i think about is making money

>liverpool got crushed at home by psv
wtf happened to liverpool this season

hate when they cast an obviously nullipara as a mum in a movie because you can always tell

>>217111825
no
you have to raise haru urara's mile aptitute :3

beavis just said high test
didnt know people said that back then

me? was looking for a job and then i found a job and heaven knows i'm miserable now

>>217111835
a player died rorke. have some compassion

al horso S mile

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That budget is an absolute disaster lads.

>>217111687
Need bradders face laughing on the lad and one of the lumps on the carpet turned into a poo seal

>>217111873
whoa re these ordinary people. everyone in britain is a spastic who deserves benes

>>217111833
You can't worship god and mammon at the same time lad

gentildonna had no fans in the pretty derby or in real life

>>217111873
At what point does Britain just collapse?
Do any of you have any money?

>>217111900
fuck god he’s not real I make my own rules

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>>217111873

APOLOGISE

fucking fit schoolgirls and their sexy legs!!!!

>>217111915
Was just talking with him earlier actually

Norman yoke still tight as ever

>>217111687
why's his arse out anyway

>>217111906
soon
no

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my horsapony :3

Love when dinosaurs come up and I can say pachyrhinosaurus, people think I'm talking about the dinosaur but I've actually said there's a paki rhino and he's seen us

>>217111920
:)

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1764176774202985.png
sexo

>>217111931
sounds like schizophrenia fella should get that looked at

i'm going to make sure my future wife gives birth in america so my children have american citizenship and can escape this shithole when it collapses

>>217111984
Make sure they have bulletproof vests worn at all times

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these are my horses, I'm gonna use them for today's horse race

anon, today I got steamy endings ticket with og cap
now she is finally pregori capsu

i told god id be back in a second
man its so hard not to act reckless

sekai saikyou wa
el condor pasa!

Get those resources to the pensioners and boatmen rorke

>>217111920
they will never shag you.

>>217112001
um wtf those horses have guns
sexo hanako (I would play this game if its gacha LoL)

>>217112012
The boatmen
The pensioners
The israelis
The ukrainans
They are all getting those resources because i toil

>>217112001
do rio and kisaki's EX stack
i never tried using them at the same time

>>217112021
jah ponzel

toby archivery

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>>217112013

>>217112031
Yeah, one's an attack percentage buff and the other is an EX damage buff

>>217112045
get off my phone!

>>217111934
presume he realised he was about to shit/was already shitting and got them down while trying to make it to the bog

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zoomers BTFO

You should unironically be voting Green at the next general elections.

Leftypols opinion on the budget: not strict enough on the rich
Rorkes opinion on the budget: literally the downfall of the country
Rasheeds opinion on the budget: مەن كاففىرلارغا ئۆچمەن

not hungry but I'm bored so might eat something

>>217112084
will absolutely not be doing that

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these are my best horses so far
and a review and repetition of maru (in unity cup), and vodka normal career until I can bakushin! >:D
to try for A rank (I havent played vodka in 70 games)
and because maru ranks are the same as the 1 run I did with special week, then I got A rank in unity cup (and need to do a unity cup)

>>217112058
damn i'm retarded for not checking that sooner
but i'm satisfied clearing raids on extreme

>>217112075
um thats a bit young

>>217112113
spamming

post yellow glasse s

>>217112105
What's your problem?

want to lock toby up in a cage and perform experiments on him

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thoughts? uk as cromwelleque federation

YWNBAJ
>>217112139
are you a girl?

Let me guess rorke? You'll be voting Reform?

>>217112142
learn where cornwall actually is before doing your celtic union autism

:<

Tactical janny strike incoming

>>217112139
are you a legal age girl sex sex
I want you to lock me up in a cage and perform experiments on me

i want taishin horse

>>217112166
You’re absolutely raging hahahhah

playing a poorly coded nintendo 64 emulator on my 3ds

voting mamdani

after maru all my goals for the day are complete (1 daily unity cup run)
I need an A tier vodka before the MLB SSR wit card drops (on 3* uncap)

>>217112148
>>217112174
no
i heavily doubt you would enjoy the experiments i have in mind

toby and canada sitting in a tree
k-i-s-s-i-n-g

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My dinner
Made me fart

>>217111916
fuck off wee paki lad

>>217112200
:(
no

>>217112176
is He making "freaknigga" 16 hour shift progress in horse game or is he doing "okay"

i thought toby was gay
he always posts that gay mouse fella

its giving 16 hours shift in horse game and cleaning the house (swept the floor, also forgot TVs but thats because I forgot)

NEW
>>217112238
>>217112238
>>217112238
>>217112238

>>217112079
Don't know what this means aha

>>217112229
in between
needs to pick better skills

>>217111920
when i was in traffic driving to toil the other day there was a school girl who walked with a very unusual gait. i found myself staring at her legs and had to remind myself that is nonce behaviour

took a shower and checked my foreskin but there was no dick cheese under there, a review
repetition: wash your penis!
thats the plan

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>>217112114
Gold looks better anyway aruji-dono
Europe is so full of chinks that even a decent insane doesn't guarantee plat anymore anyway

why did the term small boats enter modern parlance in place of dinghies or rafts

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>>217112239
He was back then when he was totally unhinged and could barely string a sentence together.
Now though he's cleaner, sharper, more focused than ever.
The new stimms he is on have him operating on a new level. Keeping the house tidy, putting in 16 hour shifts at the horse game, a clue gained