Turtle edish
Just sneezed and let out a massive fart at the same time
cute turtle already so sick of the poo pic
posted it again award #6 or #7
>>217112238whats the difference between a turtle and a tortoise then
>>217112259hope his mcl is okay at least x
puffy nipplesdowny fupa:)
>>217112238FOY
What happened to poo smells tranny poster?What happened to the cravendale poster?
fuck bum
might have another wank lads
david frederick hoffmanpaedo botnet:)
>>217112259Would honestly kill myself if this happened to me
>>217112295>What happened to the cravendale poster?Ruined his gimmick and it died
>>217112335
>>217112254not that I was doing it on gourmad (that is just gourmad sink from legacies), but those skills is going to be a pogchamp option on sprint not that, but I have been going for "hint level 4" or sometimes 3 skills on the finals or just before (on that important race). this not only saves on clocks, and by the way you arent going to get hints (other than on maelstrom) on the finals, but from super creek. and also, if you get a skill hint for those skills - of which I am going for orange skills the most, for speed), you get skill points instead - this boosts the number of skill points you get at the end of the game for experience points. you will probably get more guts points at the end of the game doing that than from picking guts over + energy or skill points, or skill points for energy (then making up the energy you lost in the last 3 races of the game if/when you get skill points)
it saves on alarm clocks (I have gained like 7 today, after 3 on hara...) but also gives you more skill points across the board from hints at the end of the game
>>217112347
>>217112357thats hot. I want a cagegirl
might start journaling and writing down my goals. Joey Diaz talks about it a lot but it does seem kinda gay
the snacks aren't even making it through the front door xx
>>217112259Drop outDelete socialsApply to a different uni on the otherside of the country
>>217112285Tortoise is a land guyTurtle is a water guyprimarily at leastYou can tell the difference usually by their shells, tortoise have big blocky ones like armour while turtles are most suited for swimming n shit, same for feet, turtles are webbed or flippers mostlyThis rule doesn't apply to box turtles though which are not tortoises despite looking exactly like tortoises
there is also that wit is energy recovery (for "energy") and gives skill points, with all that. and how every turn theoretically should be spent on wit because of what I have said before on this site
The humble Deep Fried Spatty Butty
wtf is this talk of digital ids coming infor what
>>217112394Femboy bussy CHANGED Rorke
we in the streets eatin treats
nth for the holodem
what u think about my cultural map?
>>217112394Whomst?
>>217112239 He was back then when he was totally unhinged and could barely string a sentence together. Now though he's cleaner, sharper, more focused than ever. The new stimms he is on have him operating on a higher level. Straight, keeping the house tidy, putting in 16 hour shifts at the horse game, a clue gained.
>>217112419patties are lengnever eaten spam in my loife
>>217112419ho lee peng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqSmVPJv6bY&pp=0gcJCRYKAYcqIYzv
>>217112444What’s turquoise and what’s red
anyone mind if I go squeeze out a poo
>>217112466no toby
Reckon if I shat myself at a uni party I'd try and own it. People have short memories anyway
30th November 4:30PM
>>217112495umm
Cor
>>217112495
Business idea: a white imperium stretching from lisbon to vladivstok
>>217112259how did he poo in three different places
kroniichiwagwan minnaslime
>>217112238Good edish
I had cream :)
>>217112471red is (south) east asian and purple is arabic
Scat fetish porn is it again /brit/?
>>217112533sehr deutscher post dass
>>217112445foxy alex.
>>217112400>This rule doesn't apply to box turtles though which are not tortoises despite looking exactly like tortoisesi blame yanks for this somehow
post hidden
>>217112594based!
no twirling
he saves poo porn on his computer to post it via a botnet frontend used mainly by paedophiles
>>217112558>>217112471>>217112444well?
Are all patronymic surnames ending with an s Welsh? Like Jones, Davies, Williams, Richards, Roberts.
>>217112529Sup croseki
/brit/ - mlp and gay porn
why canta you just buy a NUC and plug in 2 SSDs one as storage another as RAM (then just buy an SSD every year lmao)
>>217112575Almost reminds me of this lad at my old toil who had an arse like a tabletop. Everyone, the men and women, would comment on it.Mental
>>217112630you can't use an SSD as RAM you simply cannot
>>217112632ever shag him up the arse?
>>217112636yes you can its literally the same thing just use it as readyboost lolol
um
>>217112533Imagine the smell
hella gay rn
$25 for a whole computer is insane
>>217112638Nah, his sister was fit but a lezzer unfortunately
botnet melty
Watching the new frankenstein. Quite good so far. Love are mia
nowadays electric toothbrushes with CPUs cost more than $25 that shit will run DOOM
>>217112664>no cutting scarsThe fuck
>>217112664That's gonna get infected
Sing it with me, sing it with meEverybody sing it with meGrab my gun and bring it with meJust in case I wanna die
anyone else buy a lot of their clothes from tesco f&fi also do sainsburys tu lol
day 1 of putting menthol on my penis to see if it makes it get bigger and if I get more erections, an experiment
:Ɛ
>>217112787pikey
>>217112787yes, but now mostly asda george
Ɛ:
>>217112790Have you tried rubbing it?
you sleep a lot better with the window open and it being around 16 degrees celcius
>>217112790
It's 'the winners were they' not 'the winners were them'Americans having to teach Brits their own language
>>217112832worried I scream in my sleep so I dont do that, but its a nice thing to do
>>217112839The Brits are infantile
>>217112787yeah it's decent clobber
atb.
>>217112787Rorke absolutely incensed after seeing an interracial couple
eating cherry pie
leftypol getting a boner and thinking about ntr/white genocide CAPTCHA: WNYNTR
What are you lads favourite Arnold Black Nigger films?※This post auto-translated by Grok
>>217112858This is true
>>217112259rorke after two shandies
gn. maru run SOON!
what the FUCK is going on in here
actually im going to have a cigarette (like a b0ss (like a PIMP))
There were 23 instead of 24 nuggets
The m and ms?Scranned Beer?ChuggedThe winky? Flaccid
WE'RE ALL GOIN TO TESCOWHERE RORKEY BUYS HIS BEST CLOTHESNA NAAA NAAA NA NANA NAAA NAAA NA NA
Wifeberg acting v touchy-feely today. Fear that sextoil may be imminent.
Sir Bradley Walsh
>>217112883with a cup of coffee?>>217112910not much same old
HE THINKS THEY'RE REALLY NIFTYCOS THEY ONLY COST ONE FIFTYNA NAAA NAAA NA NANA NAAA NAAA NA NA
>>217112932They shorted me a nugget
real nigga hours who tf up clicc dat =>
>>217112945Ever shag her up the arse?
>>217112962Quorn replied to me after I told them they shorted me
>>217112971.
>>217112949coffee at this hour do you take me for a madman
>>217112982get in
>>217112975Nah, only a cheeky finger here and there
wow 12 runs a day would only cost £150 a year, and £6.99 a month added on for 50 carats daily, which would leave you with about 32K carats at the end of the year to go pull something like F2P, not countin F2P gems at all (I think that with free carrots you would end up positive 4-5K carrots)
unc gettin quorn food stamps in the mail fr fr :skull:
>>217112990
>>217112990oh cool its like the shitty tales of transformation background from Pokemon Go. I guess you also get kelepto or whatever it is (just for the dex entry so far with 1 event for the horse)
>>217113005this is jung lean
>>217112787BMWF
>>217113021well how was it then bradford paki cunt
>>217112992in twin peaks it's cherry pie and coffee r-right
20 sprays of polo green vintage now i'm ready for an oily vpn wank :)
nigga buying clothes from poundland
>>217113002
12 uma games a day for a year is a lot and you would get lots of 3* horses. enough that you could be picky its probably like, 10+ (more like 12-13) entire bloodlines for horses!
>>217113041was really good but bit smelly cause everyone was sweating also I'm NOT from bradford you little RUNT
>>217113044ohi haven't watched that yet but it's on my list
Come to my ends and you'll get ummed out x
>>217113071didnae pull then
poo smells
right you lot are REALLY getting on my nerves tonight!
maru (with legacy horses 3* power spark) is "poggers" for 1200 / 1200 / / 1200 wit S horse, because >speed and wit training boost >because of her ultimate, you dont have to train stamina (can get lots of hp recovery skills)
>>217113099>front-runner horse (meaning she can just autowin more races that shouldve maybe been lost, because front is OP) another reason
>>217113093rather not say
gn gngn
ffs rorkes got malaria
do you like my turtles?
>>217113140scr
>>217113053https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXlnZRoiyzQ
>>217113143yh
sir prime minister
>>217113143dont know them well enough to say
>A LETTER TO MY SON
my favourite part was when jonatan came onto the stage and said 6 7 <3
let's be honestworkshy brits never do jobs that immigrants are filling
>>217113085Had to double take this as I thought it said you'll get bummed.Rather unfortunate really.
can't believe that lad was in a pub in hull last night and I knew it was hull hahamaybe I've been in it idk
I'm a prefect
i love france
>>217113140that is so rorke
>>217113202wrong. im a brit and ive done awful jobs for very little money
>>217113215fuck off malcolm mccuckold
Mad how everything wrong with modern Britain can be traced back to a coal burning sex addict.
>fuck off malcolm mccuckold
>>217113202they just need to get their digital IDs sorted out if they want to work, it's their own fault really.
>>217113223what awful jobs
>>217113256bumwiping
>>217113264alri stool groomer
>>217113240Rattled
is this /int/ernational healing?https://youtu.be/htQBS2Ikz6c?si=OsYdMZqJVx_PHVKO
>>217113256retail. labouring. painting and decorating. cleaner, cleaned toilets, offices, shops. binman. caring for old people. dog food factory. asda delivery.
wretched little creep i am
happens in your cunt?
>>217113299i'm currently listening to alanis morissette
>>217113329nah, far right propaganada.
>>217113349figured as much. right wing extremism is the biggest threat facing our countries right now.
construction site supervisor apprentice
we take so many Ls britbros ;_;
>>217113398what is this
>>217113407a black woman
>>217113256>>217113303I also didn't mention warehouse and a sales job but they weren't considered awful jobs, even though I disliked them more than the other jobs ive done. I want to do farming and agricultural work but farmers would rather hire a foreigner than give a hard working British townie a chance.
>>217113398yeah i saw that ans was a bit perplexedprobably on some woke scheme
so this is rorke
>>217113407i mean where is it from
>>217113430africa
>>217113425>marriedno chance mate
>>217113329get a load of that gimp in his faggy blue vesthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9lzyfV9Z30petty tyrants proving the bioleninism theory once again>>217113386this one just looks like the illustrator actually made it with one hand (because he was wanking with the other)
th'raped
deary me
Accidentally and unironically really got into Sleep Token lads. Whoops.https://youtu.be/-UUSUrr6zyoGoing out to Cex and Games Workshop with a can of white Monster tomorrow
>>217113399Shut the fuck up you queer little turd burglar
>>217113329It's bizarre how Geordies are either extremely patriotic or extremely self-hatingMore so the latter
>>217113468can see why you're a fan, very gay band,
>>217113466what is this from
Watching James Bond and eating an entire can of beans
>>217113459>posted on yank flag by mistakeexcuse my while I commit bukkake*adds it to the tally of thread personalities I have been accused of being this week*
we are being genocided
>>217113468Based
>>217113517>>217113430>>217113407https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9d6zwppjvjo
messi > ronaldo
>>217113468sounds like Tool for bisexual women
>>217113560yeah
>>217113555leftypol said something about me licking billionaire boots if I don't support more taxes so I'm afraid I must allow this
Me and the missus being 30 and making £80k up Norf eh
*enters the thread*
men btfo
>>217113666our aryan qveen rachel absolutely BATTERING that paki cunt
AI can be objectively soulful.
>>217113686AI is being used as an excuse to disguise job cuts that tech companies are making because they fear they have become massively overvalued
>>217113686>AI is not actual [..] intelligenceyeah well this cunt can't even spell 'dependency'*closes*
>>217113705would love someone to pay tribute to me like this actually
>>217113719would you really
>>217113705funny how ponyfags and then trannies made us all forget what an absolute headcase the average furry is
>>217113713to err is human
Going on a little trip down south without the missus this weekend in the new car. It's got leather heated seats and a CD player.
rorke's fry up
>>217113746>LLM: *errs*what now, fleshmound?
>>217113762trip to romsey is it
which one lads?
>>217113789i want makima to utterly destroy my bollocks with a mallet
>>217113789
https://tardis.wiki/wiki/Council_of_Hitlers
>>217113789arrookasaem
£100k pa is the new broke
>>217113468boring bandhate the guys voicethe drummer never plays outside of 4/4fake prog for queer zoomies
the boriswave was unironically basednever has a politician so massively btfo of his own supporters as boris with the boriswave
>>217113854>>217112891lol
>>217113777it would never misspell
>>84357108There's a tunnel you use to get to the other side
Fun fact: if you take your age, add 40, and then subtract 40, you will get your exact age.
>>217113864that matters not
did that cunt just reply to a post from half a decade ago
fun fact: if you do a poo, it will smell
i would probably like metal but i cant get past the singing. it's either grim screaming and growling or extremely gay affected pop-esque sounding. plus the lyrics are usually edgy tryhard shite
>>217113789Shitima or Pooru Pooru is the cutest but Shitima is taller, has wider hips and thicker thighs
>>217113942what do you like instead
how did this ugly monkey-looking dude get a wife that loom like this?
>>217113949oh all sorts
>>217113705
>>217113949normal straight bloke music like ariana grande, taylor swift, charli xcx, pinkpantheress etc.
>>217113888the type of error matters greatly
>>217113957
>>217113771mental how good a.i. is theze days
>>217113957she's a munter
MY NEG HOLE GOT POZZED
business idea: food that doesnt give me stomach problems
>>217114001skill issue chump
>>217113966you forgot dua lipa
>>217113982you saying shes a troon?
is this really as much poverty in britain as the media will have you believe
>>217113991nah just picked a bad imagebad angle on chinshes an 7.5/10 at least
>>217113755what happens if you ask it has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like
>>217114012nah just a very strong protruding chin
>>217114027Well, I'd say no one truly struggles to feed themselves in this country
creating myself a council of ai hitlers
>>217114075i see a lot of stories of picking between heating and eating and single mothers eating the leftover of their child's platealso food banks
>raise taxes for workers>raise benny payments for pensioners and universal credits claimers above inflation >tax payments into private pensionssuch a horrible, disgusting, evil vile fucking country
>>217114092>single mothers eating the leftover of their child's platekek
Don't mind metalheads but I automatically lose respect for someone if they listen to Sabaton.
>>217114092Yeah well I'd say those stories are all bollocksFood banks serve scrounging greedy bastards looking for a free meal
all saints > spice girls
>>217114098that's cruel
why did I think House of Pain were lrish
Single mothers should get nothing tbqhwy>But the childrenRaised in government facilities to become the finest wage slaves around
>>217114145it conjures a very amusing mental image tbf
>>217114046it's trained on all the memes so it gives you a corny response
>>217114146because they're irish american and had loads of irish imagery in their one song
watching PORN
>>217114178that makes sense thanks
best philosopher?arisneedle
>>217114178>Of Italian descent, Muggerud was born in Queens borough of New York City, and was later adopted by his stepfather, of Norwegian descent.[4][1][5]mental
>>217114187same just have it playing on the telly not even wanking
marvel bros, we won
>>217114228BasedWhat's on
>>217114250tiffany cappotelli
Frankenstein was a banger in my book
>>217113968your senses are no less of a hallucination than a collection of transformer matrix parametersyour symbols no less an illusionyour taboos no less a handicap
'glish rose
SIX SEVEN6 7KENDRICK IS WATCHING
mental how we all die in the end
Everyone chatting to LLMs is either genuinely 85IQ or that overconfident 102IQ middle set kid at school
>>217114334might just end up dying in the middle at this rate aaahaaa
>>217112238
>>217114334not really worth it is itall the faff
I roke up at 5 PM today.
Mad how Britain is cooked
>>217114334>not living foreverGrim
>>217114265yep
>>217114315depends on time of day i findcan practically smell the curry if you go on /tv/ around 7am
>>217114315Does RapeRetard not know about VPNs
Iranians just bombed a gas field in Iraq lol
>>217114422i dont give a fwak fwam
>>217114422maddening how we let a bunch of inbred desert nomads control the price of one of the most valuable resources on earth
just dropped bombs on your moms
>>217114315...said the fucking paki
Might purchase nitrogen
>>>/tv/216187530>>>/tv/216187530>>>/tv/216187530
new>>217114492>>217114492>>217114492
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>>217114499>>217114501ummers
>>217114427>>217114427>>217114427
for fuck's sake
>>217114499>>217114501>>217114517poo
>>217114454>>217114454>>217114454
>>217114548>>217114548>>217114548
>>217114337christneed one of these jackets
