Pray for the Wang Fuk Court housing complex edish
Actually carbon monoxide is better
>>217114492damn i was just there with my boyfriend. (you can imagine why we went)
keklenburg
Nearly accidentally sent my dick pic to my mum, would’ve been well awkward if that happened haha
REAL NEW>>217114494>>217114427>>217114454
ALERTi am black
>>217114554>>217114556
>>217114548>>217114548>>217114548We're all in here lads
did the maths and the dividend tax hike will likely cost me over £700 next yearnot sure why Labour decided small business owners are The Enemy
we're in here>>217114494>>217114494>>217114494
well at least the previous thread went over 310 posts thanks to all those new threads
lads, we're all in here>>217114554>>217114573>>217114593
UH OH! STINKY!>>217114548>>217114454>>217114427>>217114494
6 /brit/s? really? 6?
Budget is grim isn’t it. I’ll no see a state pension, I’ll get taxed on trying to build a private one, if you get an EV you’ll pay more, fucked the fuel poverty scheme in the bin, oh and your tax threshold is frozen so you’re not even getting the tiniest bit of relief. Also no point in doing a high pressure third sector job when min wage is pretty close to my salary and I wouldn’t need to work unpaid extra hours or come home thinking about all the folk I couldn’t help. Genuinely thinking of getting a financial advisor to make the most of savings I’ve got before these new rules kick in, and perhaps just doing retirement now cause fuck knows I’ll not see that age
>>217114542looool yeah and imagine she replies with ‘thats my big boy! ;)’ haha
Inbreeding doesn't cause genetic mutations. It only may increase the chance that the child inherits the same maladaptive allele from both parents.
I unironically sound like the guy who says "PEGI 18" in the beginning of video game adverts
>>217114618my willys gone all hard now aha
>>217114613not paying any attention to it myself
>>217114542>>217114618>>217114635bardly Welsh
six seven
>>217114613think of it this way, these policies have at most the same life span as labour does
fancy a goulash
>>217114671Eight nine
>>217114418He's using one according to X
>>217114685Seems like a nice fella
>>217114674no right wing government is getting rid of the triple lock pension or other pensioner benefits when that accounts for a huge chunk of their base
good morning
nth for the baddiedem
The cognitive elite.
>>217114745tell that to this fella >>217114667
>>217114635Imagine she’s half way through a bottle of wine and starts sending pictures of her tits and asks you to come downstairs
>>217114755>The Honourable Mélanie Joly, Minister of Industry, announced today more than $690 million in federal funding to support science and research. The announcement included a new round of Canada Research Chairs (CRCs)>Amy Latimer-Cheung – Tier 1 Canada Research Chair in Quality Physical Activity Promotion and Disability>Sari van Anders – Tier 1 Canada Research Chair in Gender/Sex and Sexual Diversity>Kristin Moriah – Tier 2 Canada Research Chair in Black Feminist Technologies and Artistic Praxis
forgot to get eggs and beans
24 hours without opioids and ive spent almost all day wanking and doing poos.Need to do proper withdrawals again.
>>217114778why are you posting like heathermong cut that shit out
Yes, grey hair is a failo. Lot of women gas up guys into not dyeing their grey hair, but they themselves get their hair dyed by experts, so that tells you what they want. Same women tell you they want dadbods but lust after leanmaxed dudes. Don’t fall for it.
>>217114834Because it is funny to me.
>>217114860fuck that. im ok with my greying hair and my dad-bod and if women dont like it thats their problem.
>5 threads on the 'logYeah janny's gonna fucking freak.
>Despite a dip in support for Reform UK, Nigel Farage's popularity appears to have increased since racism rowlmao
>>217114879well stop we dont need 2 of them you obsessed loser
Sarah Hurwitz>Holocaust education is coming back to haunt us, because people are drawing parallels between what they learned in Holocaust classes and what Israel is doing to Palestinians. https://youtu.be/hk59AMyZ8K0?si=mQ1DF4y7oy5Mz3uvLol
comfymaxxinghot choccygot the new count dankula on
>>217114928>count dankulawhat year are we in?
Playing chess will make you smarter but I doubt there's any point starting as an adult
>>217114918I was doing a delivery the other day and the customers ring doorbell was faulty. It was loudly relaying the news on her telly. As I handed her the basket they quoted Farage saying "Hitler was right" and I had to turn away to laugh, but she was chuckling as well.
getting myself some holocaust education so I know what to do to those jews next
Might
>>217114957Dank is better than ever.So is Sargon. I never liked him back in the day but he is on fire since becoming a dad. And he doesnt put in insane amounts of ads for dodgy brands like PJW.
>>217114969You the asda one
might make soup
>>217114998Yes. I think im the only delivery man who frequents the threads.
*stares aimlessly into the abyss*anyone else know this feel
>>217114995Is it true dankula fell for the yellow fever meme?
>>217115008Love me some soup but hardly ever make it. I should buy a few tins to get me started over winter.
>>217115024I dunno but he has been through a divorce with his blue hair Scottish wife.
>>217115015https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1764086208403938.mp4
>Woman killed in shark attack in Australia
>>217114995>since becoming a dad.Wasn't he already a dad when he did the gamergate stuff
>>217115055
>>217115024No, he was seething so much about people saying that that he revealed his gf's eyeshttps://x.com/CountDankulaTV/status/1990489698360569931
>>217115073Ironic twist: this happened in Alice Springs.
duncan doughnuts
>>217115011There's another one but desu I'm shocked someone in this area laughed at that joke
Can't be hard to get sex then if girls are doing this can it
https://youtu.be/RfjjhwO-i3o?t=239
>>217115015NIGGERS
how about it's Dunkirk Donuts and the Germans are rushing to bring them fresh baked goods but the Brits scamper off so they Germans design a rocket-delivery system for the donuts but the Brits just run away and all the donuts get wasted and land in the streets and rats eat them and then for no apparent reason Britain creates Israel
>>217114778remember this is just what happened in atlas shrugged
I give off Rockstar Vibes
>>217114750WHO IS THIS
>>217115135source
>>217115087I dunno. But his kid got on camera the other day and looked like a toddler.
taste the wave
My mum is coming to visit soon with her husband who is wealthy, by far the richest person I know. He isnt ostentatious with money but does like to tip up. Trying to think of fun things I can suggest to entertain them on their visit. So far ive got a few nice/pub restaurants in mind. And suggesting we go on the football. He would probably prefer to sit in regular seats but i'm thinking of suggesting a hospitality experience. I'll pay upfront knowing he will insist on paying me back. If it were summer I could think of lots of things to do but winter is hard work. Do you lads have any ideas?
>>217115279>My mum is coming to visit soon with her husband who is wealthyWe call that a "father"
need one of these
>>217115279Sossij rool from Greggs then a leisurely stroll through Bradford
I always stay up late because I know toil awaits in the morning and then I'm exhausted all day
top of the morning sir sex arse
you can't beat an ice cold bottle of beer lads
>>217115364Dangerous day to be a peroni
/brit/ stands united against fire in response to its devastating attack on the Wang Fukkers
>gluten freen
just watched a vid of a white guy getting assaulted by a you-know-who in japan of all places
>>217115377wtf does that mean
>>217115111It was very funny in the moment. The customer lives in a (former) council estate. She is white and id estimate late 50s and likes a drink. The type of person who hears a lot of naughty words and appreciates politicians that they perceive speaks their mind. The attack against Farage has once again backfired. Everyone says daft stuff as a teenager and it reinforces his image of being an jovial everyman.
Reckon should remove all child benefits and discourage people having children when they can't afford them.
>>217115390>a you-know-whosamurai?
>>217115452what does super dry mean in context of a monster
Hate non whites Simple as
>>217115364hello mihai
>>217115472if you drink it you are likely wearing super dry
>>217115459the amount of people living in extreme poverty in sub-saharan africa has more than doubled since 1990, at the same time it's been almost elimianted in asia, starting at similar values
>>217115015obviously not real
>>217115301He isn't my father. They married when I was 30. I've probably met him half a dozen times. Last time was back in June when he sorted out Oasis tickets and it was great. >>217115312I prefer a steak bake.There is a nice village called Haworth near Bradford, not too far from me, and my mum loves it. They also have a heritage railway with proper steam trains. Not a bad idea to be fair.
>>217115492but india is a shithole
I'm going to bread good white (bread)
>>217115472>"Super dry" refers to drinks, particularly beers and sakes, that have a very crisp and clean taste with little to no residual sweetness. This means the flavour quickly fades from the palate, making it refreshing and ideal for cleansing the taste between different flavours.next time you could duckduckgo it
>>217114919ok. Not I'm trying to be annoying. But I don't know exactly what a heathermong-like post is.
>>217114613>I’ll no see a state pensionI wouldn't worry about that ladwe'll all be genocided by our new guests long before then anyway
>>217115459The consequences down the river are too dangerous to consider that.
rorke shoving curly wurlys up his arse
drugs coming on strong. might pop on dark side of the moon and get on the nod.
>>217115500SAR
>>217115500it is real
forgot it was 3am
Thanksgiving todayBlack Friday on the morrowI sincerely hope that you chaps are buying yourself something nice for Black Friday
>>217115666Probably not but ive got some books and some drugules on the way courtesy of the Royal Mail.
Autism is a modern affliction Older eras had different mental illnesses
At what time does Amazon just admit they lost your package
I want to eat her poo.
>>217115707If you mean here then after 10pm
>>217115714this bitch is bogged to hell + she's a shitlib retard
super poo nigger
made fried rice for lunch
>>217115718didn’t ask
Would like to go the rest of my life without talking face to face with another person
God I can't stop farting it's actually ridiculous
>>217114667this is a common sight with gay sex btw
>>217115678what books you reading book boy?
>>217115800you need to leave
>>217115819you juicy like that?
>>217115780dcramenig
>>217115788>2.50am>lunch
>>217115832Currently Prince Harrys book Spare.Next up is Switch Bitch (1974). It's a collection of short stories by Roald Dahl and is one of his works written for an adult audience.
Are you a fighter?
>>217114995>dank and sargon2015 forever isn't it pathetic
>>217115836you a fruity man or something?
>>217115874>Currently Prince Harrys book Spare.wonder who actually wrote it
My forefathers did not stop being English/British when they lived in Ireland, Malta, Egypt, Guernsey, India, China, or New Zealand. So why am I presumed to be not English/British because I live I Canada?
I'm gay in the pussy
>>217115819just a quick follow upI've farted so much it's starting to gas my room upmad really
When I close my eyes and try to picture an apple, I see a rapid montage of everything that could ever exist
>>217115882I didn't particularly like either back then. I didn't follow gamergate as im not a gamer. Dank was a weirdo. Sargon was a smug know-nothing know-it-all. "Liberalist" was pure cringe, but now he is to the right of Richard Spencer. They are both rorkes and can be quite entertaining.
>>217115874>Currently Prince Harrys book Spare.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFB0IbHTzAw
>>217115946yuck
>>217115909J. R. Moehringer.
Patriot
>>217115921What other blood do you have
>>217115951Reading the book shouldn't be taken as support for Harry or his awful wife. I didn't pay for it and as it goes if I had bought it the proceeds of the book went to charity anyway.
>>217115958judeo-irish diaspora
fell asleep at 10pm, woke up at 1.30am and still awakefucksake bodyberg
>>217115972oh my DAYSwomen fucking love matcha, aye?
>>217115972very vulgar public conduct but allowable if he is checking the milk levels as i see a baby is present
>fascinated at the petty royal family drama of the past (was reading about Elizabeth I getting fondled by her stepfather Thomas Seymour when she was a wee lass the other day)>could not care less about the modern royal family's anticsI am such a hypocrite it's insane.
Need to catch a whiff of her farts.
>>217116026no you're just boring
>>217116000I don't really know anything about J. R. Moehringer aside from his wikipedia entry I just skimmed and it doesn't say his background.Ai assist says Moehringer is a Germanic name, but for all I know it could be Yiddish.
mental how i looked up 'matcha tea near me' on google maps and about 20 places came up in my area
>wikipedia>Ai assist
dua lipa looks like she reeks
>>217116054well yeah coffee shops are a ubiquitous lad
>all the mandem watch Smiling Friends>I'm the only bvll I know that watches Haha, You Clownstragicour cult is growing though
>>217116077well yeah but i mean these places called 'matcha eats' 'matcha venture' 'moya matcha'and then you've got about a million more named after bubble tea
you're a nonce, harry
>>217116122mental he's a 5'8 baldie and has one of the sexiest girls on planet earth
>>217116154some men look good bald, better than with hair. he's one of them
>>217115536umm yeh but likeits a monster not a beer
>>217116154he used to be a pickpocket, stealing and selling jewelry on the street before he was pulled into acting
>>217116021>checking the milk levelsdid you just make this up?
>>217115972shes cute but cant help feel summat not right about heralso her accent is so grating its like 1940s RP
>>217116206he was an olympic diver though
drank toob nuch wine cant concentration
Reimmigration isn't feasible We need TND
>look up what matcha is>just green teawtf?why is this so trendymindbogglin
>>217116256wild story
Need love so bad it's unreal >>217116285Matcha is really good>>217116239Love freaky weird bints
>>217116154me in another life
>>217116285it's not just green tea though?
>>217116280leftist snowflakes would throw a fit mate
hallelujah hallelujah we’re here to fool ya
what even is matcha and how much would a matcha latte cost?
>>217116320TLD
Prefer coffee to tea myself. Black and unsweetened.
>>217116154nigga still looks like a baldcel egghead in this pic lol
>>217116328you will find the answers to this outside of your smelly bedroom
>>217116285they sell a green tea matcha powder in tesco 13 pounds for a small 30g packetabsolute day light robbery oh my god matcha thats the new popular thing i saw it on instagram it must be goodi want to be popular and fit in because im insecure and have bo personality or opinions of my own if i buy this shite ill be cool toohey guys just paid 13 pound for a packet of piss am i cool?1?1?1 like and subscribe xD
>>217116302in what eay is it really good? its just green teaI asked A.I. why matcha is so popular and my conclusion it is just a status symbol now
>>217116320they need to go even more bruv
>>217114667
>>217116307what is it then>>217116354>calls someone smelly>himself from a stinky frog country that doesnt use deoderantmindboggling hairfta be enunciated
>>217114492>wank fuck
zoomer incels getting all of their opinions from ai now what a time to be alive
>>217116365perception is reality for retardsyou could sell people actual warm dog shit if you told them it was the latest trendherd mentality
>>217116403haha yeah... retarded sheepanyways, poo screaming. great gimmick right lads? *thread erupts in laughter*
>>217116403you're doing exactly the same thing right now but you're too thick to realise
>>217116439sucked any cocks lately piere?
>>217116365>i asked AI Kys
rorke imaging gay sex whenever somebody disagrees with him
at what age does mumberg start nagging you about settling down with a woman?
NSA probably has 20 hours plus of me road raging and threatening to kill myself recorded with my iphone
>i read the top AI result on a google search so i must defend it forcefully as my own reasoned opinion
>>217116481did you just assume anons gender you fascist biggot piece of shit
peculiar thing, to be a man, this condition of ours, hard to make sense of it all any which way you try, perhaps you're not meant to, whatever that means
sir white race
Got the narcos: mexico on
sir bardley waslh
bros whats wrong with those two skeleton women in all those "wicked" advertsthey look so unnatural and weirdthey both loom like extras from a kamala harris campaign commercial
It's scientifically impossible for women to be funny
>>217115988None.
>>217116543no>>217116561no
poo screaming pscr one day p scr
why the fuck is there a jap talking to himself in this thread>>217114494
>>217116582every female comedian starts a joke with "so my vagina..."atleast they have onlyfans
Bartholomew Hubert Humphrey Jackson. Age: 53. Height: 4'1". Address: [redacted], Inglewoodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EwxRBdC4Kc
>>217116582women stand up comedy:>"omg you in the crowd, are so hot. are you single?">"wait. how much do you earn per year?">*crowd starts laughing*
got tumny ache owNNNNAP? don't mind if I do
>>217116571anorexians innit
>>217116582Maria Bamford is funny
Woah black nigger bambalam
Sensitive young man and a norwood 3Sensitive young man and a norwood 3Incel ghoul and a heart of gold Incel ghoul and a heart of gold
>>217116719hahaha! classic
It’s fookin ova
>>217116726You can't be a sensitive young man with any Norwood Stage.
Conciousness is the meaning of life >human consciousness has increased over time, people in industrial countries are more conscious than hunter gatherers living today >this process is ongoing and humans are likely going to have greater capacity as we develop >consciousness creates reality with collective efforts of humans shaping the material world >a greater number of people with greater levels of consciousness will achieve even greater things What the end goal is I have no idea, that being said the people who are advocating for lower population numbers are completely evil and working to destroy us whether they realise it or not
Watching Oldboy
Blud developing his theory of anything.
>>217116817You you read Alfred North Whitehead's process philosophy?
>>217116899No
>>217116902It is mostly in line with your beliefs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDrlzo9_3c8&pp=ygUZZm9vdG5vdGVzMnBsYXRvIHdoaXRlaGVhZA%3D%3D
*peeks out from behind a curtain* is that nasty australian gone?
>>217116924Nice thank you for putting me on to him
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1764213652821317.webmthe raped
hate having to do stuff
>>217116965ktim
>>217116946You're welcome.
i like sleepingif i could sleep all day i would
>>217117011how are your dreams?
>>217117024i cant remember them these days
>>217116779But i am
>>217117002Nice pic
What if the girl you were shagging bit the big one mid thrust? Would you call an ambulance or dispose of her body after you had finished with her?
>>217116817what is the force behind it all
might move to china
>>217117154I don't really get your question I see it as a natural process I guess
shirt tucked in = nonceshirt hanging loose = cool guy
>>217117171A tucked in shirt only looks bad if the shirt doesn't fit you well Untucked looks scruffy
>>217117099groid-coded post
>>217117166where do aliens fit into your theory
>>217117195where do aliens fit into your theory
eating the bugs me
>>217117218idk cause I don't know if there are aliens, and if there is are they conscious? if there is they may well be on a similar journey to us I suppose >>217117230idk cause I don't know if there are aliens, and if there is are do they wear shirts? if there is they may well be on a similar journey to us I suppose
kek these sad retards itt fink imma spend like 3 weeks researching a thesis on matcha rather than just do the post-2022 version of googlr searchlike this is literally what googlr sesrch was supposed to be like. ask thr internet a question and it gives an answer with sources
>>217117166simple as
The vegans were right
>>217117263was just thinking cause ufo folklore usually has them much more consciously advanced than us with psychic powers and stuff but also they seem fewer in number
The masculine urge to nibble on some todgers
Do brits ever high 5?
>>217117300google "india"it's the largest vegan colony on earth
>>217117305I think humans will develop psychic powers over time but idk with the aliens being fewer in number, most of them are probably back home innit
fuck i need to devour one of those double big tastys
Watching City Slickas starring Billy Crystal
>it's the largest vegan colony on earth
Hey B. I'm watching City Slickas, do you want to come over?
>>217117336tru actually
>>217117336not possible to develop something that doesn't exist innit
>>217117319Oui, c'est le cas.
>>217117378There's people today that have psychic abilities, this was proven by both the CIA and kgb
*pushes up glasses* sir, they describe this bizarre mating ritual as ‘getting jiggy with it’, originating in the andromeda duplex region of the universe these ‘humans’ exhibit unisual rituals
might watch some old disney films like a freak
>>217117444Akuna matata
>>217117409you mean the stargate project? I've read that book, the men who stare at goats and the writer didn't find any evidence of anything paranormal
if you see this post please respond with an "icu" i think i'm shadowbanned
Playing plague inc
>>217117466Never heard of that, I'm talking about the Monroe institute
involuntary breath and heartbeat
>>217117444robin hood is the most kino
>>217117518its got the pengest fox girl in it too
i have to give off the most strange and offputting vibe in the room at all times
>>217117491the stargate project was led by the president of the monroe institute https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargate_Project_(U.S._Army_unit)either way, people who actually tried to prove things like OBEs in a labaratory setting, like Susan Blackmore, always failed miserably, that's enough proof for me that that shit doesn't work
https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/83229739}Scream
